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Tuesdays Are For Twilight#101: Breaking Dawn Chapter 37 (20 Trout Flopping)In which Paige has some words for Aro and Caius.
2023-01-3155 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#100: Breaking Dawn Chapters 35-36 (The Superior Nut)In our 100th episode, the showdown with the Volturi has finally begun.
2023-01-2454 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#99: Breaking Dawn Chapters 33-34 (In Podcasts Passing)It's Emily's favorite part of the book as Bella meets the mysterious J. Jenks.
2023-01-171h 02Tuesdays Are For Twilight#98: Breaking Dawn Chapters 31-32 (Ye Olde Dickey’s Sporting Goods)We're back from our holiday break and we have a whole new cast of characters to discuss!
2023-01-101h 14Tuesdays Are For Twilight#97: Breaking Dawn Chapters 29-30 (Trash Crumbs)It's our last episode of 2022 and we're chatting about the Volturi's strategy and what might be next!
2022-12-201h 11Tuesdays Are For Twilight#96: Breaking Dawn Chapter 28 (Justice for Jaguars)The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!
2022-12-1359 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#95: Breaking Dawn Chapters 26-27 (Two Worms A Week)These chapters are a "filler episode" if we've ever seen one but we're still having fun and handing out hot tips!
2022-12-0658 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#94: Breaking Dawn Chapters 24-25 (Hot and Heavy-Handed)Paige is out of pocket this week and you'll just have to listen to see why. The verified GoFundMe link for the Club Q shooting is available on all of our social media profiles.
2022-11-291h 06Tuesdays Are For Twilight#93: Breaking Dawn Chapters 22-23 (Jazz ’Em)In which Renesmee is even more of an alien baby than we thought...
2022-11-221h 06Tuesdays Are For Twilight#92: Breaking Dawn Chapter 21 (Squash!)Wait how did we get on the subject of Pangea?
2022-11-1543 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#91: Breaking Dawn Chapters 19-20 (The Denouement of It All)Bella is a vampire now bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SHE CAN SEE A NEW COLOR?!?!
2022-11-081h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#90: Breaking Dawn Chapter 18 (Fresh Fetus)Rip to Paige's innocence.
2022-10-2557 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#89: Breaking Dawn Chapter 17 (Alien Baby)The gruesome birth Paige has been predicting for a month may finally be upon us...
2022-10-1846 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#88: Breaking Dawn Chapters 15-16 (Crumbs of Levity)Paige and Emily discuss the feminism behind different perspectives in these chapters and have some laughs along the way. Send in your spooky stories on any of our socials or email by October 18!
2022-10-111h 23Tuesdays Are For Twilight#87: Breaking Dawn Chapters 13-14 (The Hoe Did Love That One)Leah's right and she should say it!
2022-09-271h 04Tuesdays Are For Twilight#86: Breaking Dawn Chapters 11-12 (I’d Have Mine With a Pickle)We're back and they're asking Bella Swan to do WHAT?
2022-09-201h 11Tuesdays Are For Twilight#85: Breaking Dawn Chapters 9-10 (The World’s Biggest Tapeworm)In which Edward has completely lost his damn mind and we reframe The Rosalie of It All.
2022-09-061h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#84: Breaking Dawn Chapter 8 (Edward Marie Cullen)Fun fact we got interrupted by a lawnmower literally five times while recording this episode hahahaha but join us for the first full chapter in Jacob's voice!
2022-08-3059 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#83: Breaking Dawn Chapter 7 (Raw/Semi-Thawed)We read Chapter 7 of Breaking Dawn live this week and Paige was VERY right about some things and very... not right about others lol
2022-08-231h 11Tuesdays Are For Twilight#82: Breaking Dawn Chapters 5-6 (Wild Hot Dogs)This is a sex-positive podcast and boy do we have some sexiness going on this week!
2022-08-161h 18Tuesdays Are For Twilight#81: Breaking Dawn Chapters 3-4 (Like a Rat Over The Sink)It's the wedding we've all been waiting for!
2022-08-091h 08Tuesdays Are For Twilight#80: Breaking Dawn Chapters 1-2 (Screeps)What's with all the talk about children?!?!
2022-07-261h 11Tuesdays Are For Twilight#79: Bree Tanner Part 4 (Chugging my Dumb B*tch Juice)We've reached the end of Bree's story and we continue to be a fan of hers to the very end.
2022-07-121h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#78: Bree Tanner Part 3 (Soft Cookie Shoppe)Tragedy is on the horizon and Diego is nowhere to be found.
2022-07-051h 00Tuesdays Are For Twilight#77: Bree Tanner Part 2 (They Clink, They Clank)In which Emily is taken by surprise by a plot point for the first time in this podcast.
2022-06-281h 07Tuesdays Are For Twilight#76: Bree Tanner Part 1 (It’s Actually A Sock)We're back and in uncharted territory as we enter the mind of a "real" vampire for the first time!
2022-06-211h 18Tuesdays Are For TwilightEclipse Blooper ReelTune in to hear our outtakes and bloopers from our Eclipse recordings!
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2022-06-0715 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#75: Eclipse Chapter 27 and Epilogue (And the Lord Spoketh:”Me Hoy Minoy”)Come have fun with us on our last episode covering Eclipse!
2022-05-3158 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#74: Eclipse Chapters 25-26 (Are You Jedward)Jane is back and more evil than ever.
2022-05-171h 14Tuesdays Are For Twilight#73: Eclipse Chapters 23-24 (Wolf Screaming Into the Darkness)WELP
2022-05-101h 16Tuesdays Are For Twilight#72: Eclipse Chapter 24 (WAP Prevails)Join us for a live reading of the infamous tent scene!
2022-05-031h 03Tuesdays Are For Twilight#71: Eclipse Chapter 21 (Compassly)Bella stands up for herself this week and we are HERE FOR IT, plus a storm is brewing...
2022-04-2645 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#70: Eclipse Chapters 19-20 (Seven Men in the Ketchup Aisle)Well that escalated quickly...
2022-04-191h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#69: Eclipse Chapter 18 (Jowls)In this short chapter, Jacob and Bella are extra cringe.
2022-04-1247 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#68: Eclipse Chapters 16-17 (The Turkish Delight Economy)We're back and we can't help but be a little nostalgic as Bella graduates from high school.
2022-04-051h 02Tuesdays Are For Twilight#67: Eclipse Chapters 14-15 (Probably Maybe, Probably Maybe Not)We rate these chapters an enthusiastic two thumbs down. And somehow Edward is the hero of these chapters? It's a weird world, y'all.
2022-03-2256 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#66: Eclipse Chapters 12-13 (Choppity Chop)Stephenie has hit yet another level of racism and Bella is back on her bullshit. We're here to talk about it!
2022-03-151h 17Tuesdays Are For Twilight#65: Eclipse Chapter 11 (Hot Dog Slut)This week Paige and Emily break down Stephenie's made-up history of the Quileutes and share some real stories and research about the actual tribe.
2022-03-0153 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#64: Eclipse Chapters 9-10 (The Effervescent Randy Jackson)Something big happens this week that simultaneously feels like the most uneventful week ever, so Paige and Emily are here to regale you with some personal stories.
2022-02-2256 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#63: Eclipse Chapter 8 (You Don’t Need to Breathe to Love)Stephenie understood the Valentine's Day assignment? Kinda?
2022-02-1540 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#62: Eclipse Chapters 6-7 (Soup Gorl)Bella gets some advice from Rosalie. Content warning: the chapter covered in this episode contains direct mention of sexual violence.
2022-02-081h 01Tuesdays Are For Twilight#61: Eclipse Chapters 4-5 (Freaky Virgos)Paige's main takeaway from this episode: what was the reason?
2022-02-011h 02Tuesdays Are For Twilight#60: Eclipse Chapter 3 (Stephenie Owes Me Money)Jacob is back and he's spilling.
2022-01-2543 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#59: Eclipse Chapter 2 (Ice Cold Peepee)Edward? Gaslighting? We never expected that.
2022-01-181h 00Tuesdays Are For Twilight#58: Eclipse Chapter 1 (Eco Warrior)We're baaaack... and Eclipse is off to an interesting start!
2022-01-111h 13Tuesdays Are For TwilightNew Moon Blooper ReelEnjoy these outtakes from our recordings of New Moon!
2021-12-2810 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#57: New Moon Chapter 24 and Epilogue (More Cheese and Corn)We have finished New Moon!
2021-12-211h 03Tuesdays Are For Twilight#56: New Moon Chapter 23 (Stinky Deer Breath)This chapter's content is ROUGH so we laugh through it and also welcome a special guest!
2021-12-1454 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#55: New Moon Chapters 21-22 (Aro Would Not Want to Touch Me)Would it kill Edward to just pretend?? Just once in his life??
2021-12-071h 04Tuesdays Are For Twilight#54: New Moon Chapters 19-20 (Gathered My Mandible Up)Bella is back on her BS, this time in another country.
2021-11-231h 18Tuesdays Are For Twilight#53: New Moon Chapter 18 (Goof-Aw)Tune in for a live reading of why Bella and Alice have to travel to Italy!
2021-11-1656 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#52: New Moon Chapters16-17 (Wolfgang)So it turns out we're not in France...
2021-11-091h 01Tuesdays Are For Twilight#51: New Moon Chapter 15 (Mr. White Sparkling Crayon)Things take a turn in the plot this week and we are definitely starting a Twilight ASMR podcast.
2021-11-0236 minTuesdays Are For TwilightA Conversation on Quileute Culture and PortrayalThis week we take a break from New Moon to examine Quileute culture and the implications of their portrayal in the series.
2021-10-2644 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#50: New Moon Chapters 13-14 (Samantha and Mike)This week Paige and Emily share some personal stories as well as some thoughts on the unacceptable portrayal of the Quileutes in this section.
2021-10-191h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#49: New Moon Chapter 12 (Kind of Saucy)This week we welcome new listeners and supporters as Bella discovers the truth about Jacob.
2021-10-1251 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#48: New Moon Chapter 11 (Organic Baby)Bella is going through it but really we just feel for Billy.
2021-10-0558 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#47: New Moon Chapter 10 (Shoutout Mono)Join us for a live reading of some crazy antics in the meadow!
2021-09-2855 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#46: New Moon Chapters 8-9 (Transformations Abrewin‘)This week we're covering the most awkward movie outing of all time.
2021-09-141h 08Tuesdays Are For Twilight#45: New Moon Chapter 7 (My Dumplings!)In this short chapter, Bella takes a creepy field trip and displays some sus behavior towards Jacob.
2021-09-0742 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#44: New Moon Chapters 5-6 (La Porte)We're back with unsolicited life advice and Paige's long-awaited appearance of Jacob is finally upon us.
2021-08-311h 21Tuesdays Are For Twilight#43: New Moon Chapter 4 (365 Is Divisible By 10)In which Paige and Emily digress from talking about Bella's post-breakup life to discuss how much female misogyny is happening right now.
2021-08-2455 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#42: New Moon Chapter 3 (Snuffling)This is the worst it'll get right? Right?
2021-08-171h 10Tuesdays Are For Twilight#41: New Moon Chapter 2 (There Are No More Doughnuts.)Bella and Edward are on the precipice of something bad and we wish they would just love themselves.
2021-08-1056 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#40: New Moon Chapter 1 (Lensclafters)We are back from break and starting New Moon and things go from zero to a hundred real quick. Content warning: plot-related discussion of self-harm from 44:01-47:44.
2021-08-031h 12Tuesdays Are For TwilightMidnight Sun Blooper ReelWe'll be back in two weeks to start our coverage of New Moon! For now, enjoy these outtakes that didn't make it into final episodes during Midnight Sun!
2021-07-2015 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#39: Midnight Sun Epilogue (Just Break Up)Bella and Edward go to the prom, we are done with Midnight Sun, and Paige has some predictions for New Moon! Note: we have some minor audio issues in this episode that will be resolved for next time, thank you for your patience!
2021-07-0649 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#38: Midnight Sun Chapters 28-29 (I'm So Sick of Edward Cullen)In which we are simultaneously sad for and 100% done with America's Vampire Edward Cullen. Catch our second to last episode covering Midnight Sun, I Am So Sick of Edward Cullen, now!
2021-06-291h 14Tuesdays Are For Twilight#37: Midnight Sun Chapters 26-27 (Ortificial)It's Emily's favorite part of Midnight Sun! There is of course still stupidity afoot.
2021-06-221h 17Tuesdays Are For Twilight#36: Midnight Sun Chapter 25 (Jalice and Asper)Listen in as Paige reacts live to Midnight Sun's harrowing car chase! Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 48:28-48:47.
2021-06-151h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#35: Midnight Sun Chapters 23-24 (We Love Libraries)Are vampires alive? Will Edward ever grow up? These questions and more...
2021-06-081h 01Tuesdays Are For Twilight#34: Midnight Sun Chapter 22 (That's WEIRD. That's SUSPICIOUS.)Bella is the only one making sense around here.
2021-05-2545 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#33: Midnight Sun Chapter 21 (This Just Strikes Me As Toxic)This week we learn the effect that the Cullens moving to Forks had on the Quileutes and Paige and Emily have Some Thoughts.
2021-05-181h 01Tuesdays Are For Twilight#32: Midnight Sun Chapter 20 (Penelope?)It's a short chapter this week but Emily and Paige still manage to pack a lot of discussion in. Content warning: the text covered in this episode contains discussion of murder and sexual assault; however, we do not discuss this section of the text in the episode.
2021-05-1142 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#31: Midnight Sun Chapter 19 (Spread Like Wildflower)We're back from our week away and we have a rollercoaster of a chapter to cover!
2021-05-041h 10Tuesdays Are For Twilight#30: Midnight Sun Chapter 18 (Paradisiacal)This week we get distracted from Bella and Edward's first consensual night together to discuss feminism and free will.
2021-04-2055 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#29: Midnight Sun Chapter 17 (Just Yuck)Edward has never been more dramatic--but at last, we are through "the knot."
2021-04-131h 00Tuesdays Are For Twilight#28: Midnight Sun Chapter 16 (Edward's Disconnect ft. Special Guest)In this short chapter Edward suffers from a total lack of critical thinking and we welcome a guest onto the show!
2021-04-0645 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#27: Midnight Sun Chapters 14-15 (Bazungas)We get another illuminating flashback and Rosalie has come up with arguably the best insult of all time. Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 38:13-40:55.
2021-03-301h 07Tuesdays Are For Twilight#26: Midnight Sun Chapter 13 (Puppet Fox)We are almost halfway through Midnight Sun and are learning so much about Bella through Edward's eyes.
2021-03-2352 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#25: Midnight Sun Chapter 12 (Et tu, Angela?)Edward is being a Good Samaritan and Bella has something Rosalie can never have.
2021-03-1658 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#24: Midnight Sun Chapter 11 (You're in the Cash Cab)We're back with our regular episodes and Edward and Bella are back in the cafeteria!
2021-03-0953 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#23: Midnight Sun Chapter 10 (Cusk)The cat's out of the bag now... P.S. Anyone who sends proof of a donation to Move to Higher Ground will receive access to our patrons-only content. Donate to the movement at mthg.org!
2021-02-231h 09Tuesdays Are For Twilight#22: Midnight Sun Chapter 9 (Ribert)Mark this day on the calendar, folks: Edward Cullen is being kinda cute.
2021-02-161h 21Tuesdays Are For Twilight#21: Midnight Sun Chapters 7-8 (GameStonk)You can expect Rosalie discourse, some theorizing on Maria, and more on this episode!
2021-02-091h 20Tuesdays Are For Twilight#20: Midnight Sun Chapter 6 (De-BUSSY)In which Edward realizes he is actually an awkward teenage boy subject to the same embarrassing moments as the rest of us. Content warning: there is discussion of self-harm from 51:22-57:12.
2021-02-021h 14Tuesdays Are For Twilight#19: Midnight Sun Chapters 4-5 (This Is A Family Meeting)Edward breaks into Bella's house for the first time. Paige is not amused.
2021-01-261h 36Tuesdays Are For Twilight#18: Midnight Sun Chapter 3 (Kerplunk)It's the car accident scene, the remix! And Paige and Emily not-so-accidentally veer into some interesting tangents.
2021-01-191h 01Tuesdays Are For Twilight#17: Midnight Sun Chapter 2 (Harsh and Also Cynical)Would Edward ever have fallen in love with Bella if he had been able to read her thoughts? We discuss this and more as we cover Midnight Sun Chapter 2, Open Book!
2021-01-121h 06Tuesdays Are For Twilight#16: Midnight Sun Chapter 1 (The Cure is Leeches)We are getting a glimpse of the story we already know through brand-new eyes and Paige is enjoying it! Join us as we discuss the first chapter of Midnight Sun!
2021-01-051h 02Tuesdays Are For TwilightTwilight BloopersCheck out Paige and Emily's various mishaps from the Twilight recordings!
2020-12-2907 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#15: Twilight Chapter 24 & Epilogue (Susan Jones)Paige has finished her first Twilight book and predicts what's coming up next!
2020-12-221h 18Tuesdays Are For Twilight#14: Twilight Chapters 21-23 (Rattled)The episode's title sums it up... tune in to hear Paige's first ever live reaction!
2020-12-151h 21Tuesdays Are For Twilight#13: Twilight Chapters 19-20 (Spaghetti Arms)Bella is in imminent danger but at least she gets to have a hotel slumber party with her vampire pals!
2020-12-081h 04Tuesdays Are For Twilight#12: Twilight Chapters 17-18 (Edwin)There's trouble in paradise...
2020-12-011h 12Tuesdays Are For Twilight#11: Twilight Chapters 15-16 (Let's Talk About This Khaki Skirt)This week we are thankful for introductions to Edward's family and NOT thankful for Bella's wardrobe choices.
2020-11-241h 29Tuesdays Are For Twilight#10: Twilight Chapter 14 (Barrel-of-Raw-Sewage Toxic)In which Paige finally gets a few details on Edward's family and Paige and Emily are once again horrified by how outrageous Edward can be.
2020-11-171h 05Tuesdays Are For Twilight#9: Twilight Chapter 13 (Downzo to Clownzo)We have finally reached the infamous meadow scene.
2020-11-1054 minTuesdays Are For Twilight2020 Spooky SpecialJoin us as we celebrate Halloween by sharing some personal and listener-submitted scary stories!
2020-10-3020 minTuesdays Are For Twilight#8: Twilight Chapters 11-12 (Electricity, Whatever That Means)Bella and Edward are at a crossroads and in a surprising twist, Paige and Emily agree with Edward.
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