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Secret Jocks PodcastAre you playing in? Or are you playing OUT?Baby, I'm playing OFF đ¤Your favorite boys are yapping about the NBA Play-In tournament with marquee matchups and make some playoff series picks. Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTubeâ Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly:â â â â Spotifyâ â â â â â â â Appleâ â â â Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagramâ â â â @secretjockspodcastâ â â â !2025-04-1551 minSecret Jocks PodcastWho Won the NBA Trade Deadline?Trade anxiety season is over and your favorite boys are breaking down the deadline deals that happened since the balance-shifting moves over the weekend. They give their thoughts on the Himmy Butler's fit in the Bay, Brandon Ingram's flight north to Toronto, De'Andre Hunter rounding out the Cavs' rotation, the legendary Kuzma-Middleton swap, the Lakers grabbing Mark Williams out of Charlotte, the actual devil Cody Martin heads Dallas and finally the Phoenix Sons' cost-cutting maneuvers.Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTubeCheck out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated...2025-02-081h 04Secret Jocks PodcastRalph Hacked ShamsThe boys are locked in covering the insane trades of De'Aaron Fox, Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis over the weekend.
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Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks...2025-01-041h 10Secret Jocks PodcastNew Year, New LeagueIt's the time of year where we all commit (for prolly two weeks) to go to the gym, eat better, stop calling your co-workers that they smell like a zesty fart. We drafted all 30 teams to tell them what their New Year resolutions should be for 2025. We are the definitive NBA braintrust, so our opinions should be implemented by every general manager league-wide.
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Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram â @secretjockspodcastâ !2024-12-2039 minSecret Jocks PodcastReturn of the Greg!our best bud greg hughes returns!! weâre mostly rapping about the orlando magicâs phenomenal start in this one tbh. tap in!2024-12-061h 02Secret Jocks PodcastBasketball Griftonomics (w/ Joe Suthers from Art Star, To Forget, Skywatching & MODE Workshop)In this week's episode, the boys are talking shop with their favorite lefty, Joe Suthers, who is a prolific musician and guitar tech from Charleston, SC. They're talking cabling minutiae, Minnesota's stinky vibes, Jared McCain being the new Tyrese Maxey, the lapped Pacers and Buddy Hield refusing to adhere to the Buddy Hield Cycle (tm). They also delve into quarter-season awards ballots and their thoughts on which team will win the championship this season, with the influence of Kendrick Lamar's release schedule on NBA outcomes.
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2024-11-261h 06Secret Jocks PodcastSixers Washed? Rockets Good?? What If???hand down, man down! tyler and ben get after it this week and play point guard by committee on this weekâs episode. we check in on the good, bad and the ugly of sixersâ abysmal 2-12 start, houston being sneaky good and the mid mavericksâ finals hangover. for this weekâs fun segment, we ponder some butterfly effects of what would have happened if ____. tap in!music recs this week:Starflyer 59 - Lust For GoldDrowse2024-11-221h 05Secret Jocks PodcastNegative Plus/Minusa couple days late but weâre still rocking, baby!! another week in the league, another fresh âsode of the only podcast covering the national basketball association. on deck weâve got:tourney previewthe bucks being bad has the opportunity to create the funniest timelinethe jazz catching a couple dubs (finally!)it basically 2016 again, which means the warriors and cavaliers are scorching hotmore sucky injury newschauncey is an unserious coach for the blazersfor ou...2024-11-131h 03Secret Jocks PodcastI WANT IGUODALAthis week, the boys are talking about:believelandâs rise in the eastern conferencebig zu (!!)celticsâ coach mazzulaâs increasingly unhinged commentsâwembyâs big 5x5 against â*seinfeld voice* âwhatâs the deal with philly?âboo injuriesweird statueswe finish up debating about who we want to take a shot, martians have a death beam pointed at earth and fate of universe give me ______. basketball is beautiful!music recs:The Cure - Songs of a...2024-11-041h 13Secret Jocks PodcastWhat We Love to See, What We Hate to See and Who Deserves the #1 Pick After Week Onewhaddupppp weâre back for a brand new edition of the SJP you know and love. weâre gonna be dropping new episodes every monday this glorious NBA season. on this ep, ralph, tyler and ben react to the things theyâre loving about the 2024-25 season (7:50) and stuff theyâre actively beefing with (28:24). this week, we have a head to head matchup between tyler and ben about who deserves the #1 pick more: the Blazers or the Jazz (46:44). sound off in the comments for who you think won the debate!2024-10-281h 03Secret Jocks PodcastS5E1: High Ceiling, Low FloorDraft day is upon us and you know weâve been holding you down with our EXTENSIVE coverage of this draft season. We touch on the Mikal Bridges trade to the New York Knicks, whatâs going on with the PG/Klay/Warriors situation. KD to the Rockets, maybe? What?! Major tap in.2024-06-261h 05Secret Jocks PodcastS4E9: Jazz Wiped Out Tomato TownWe got new destinations for Pascal
Yeah, Blazers are 'bout to go down (Go down)
Ten wins on the board right now
Jazz wiped out Tomato Town
Draymond just got downed
Silver called him, Dubs heading north-bound
Then we're in the trade deadline streets
Finding new homes, so dudes can eat2024-01-1558 minSecret Jocks PodcastS4E8: Hali Hurt EmThe boys are back with a classic pick and roll episode. First, we have a little quarter-season check-in on the Jazz and Blazers. More importantly though, the NBA In-Season Tournamentâ˘ď¸ knockout rounds are upon us and we discuss its successes and missteps, including how great single elimination basketball is, the Tyrese Haliburton breakout party, the branding and logistical headache of this event, and finally the Pelicansâ ugly loss to the Lakers. Plus: Tylerâs solved the goings on with LeBron and a theoretical Las Vegas NBA expansion team.2023-12-081h 25Secret Jocks PodcastS4E7: The Aura GardenWhen youâre here, youâre vibing! Ben lets it all out with how the Utah Jazz are doing this year. Itâs been rough, what could help this man/team? We also discuss what has been surprising for us this season and give thoughts on the In-Season Tournament and its courts.
I don't know what any of this is and I'm scared.2023-11-071h 05Secret Jocks PodcastS4 E6: Talkin Shop w/ Evan McCarthyWhatâs up!!! Ben and Tyler are back with a special guest; talented artist with a genius basketball mind, Evan McCarthy! He breaks down the Dame trade, speaks on the future of the Blazers, and explains why we should be high on the Pelicans this year.Â
Follow him on twitter (x ) to check out his art and read his takes: @evanempdxÂ
2023-10-3152 minSecret Jocks PodcastS4 E5: Eastern Conf Over Under
Since it's the first game of the season, it's better late than never to rate the Eastern Conference teams. S.I.Rating (Sexy Index) is back and I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon! Buckle up Ralph's come unhinged with all the sexy eastern teams! Check it out! NBA season is back baby!
2023-10-261h 26Secret Jocks PodcastS4 E4: Western Conf Over UnderThe boys talked about the Western conference over and unders for the 2023-2024 season. Ralph introduces the new Sexy Index Rating, which rates your favorite teams starting five by how sexy he thinks they are.Â
A lot going on in this one!!!!!!!
2023-10-151h 31Secret Jocks PodcastS4 E3: Ball Out Boy
The boys are back in town (for media day). Tyler and Ben discuss Mr. Beast and his questionable assortment of chocolates, and how it might impact the organizational dynamics of the Charlotte Hornets. They also talk about the aftermath of the Damian Lillard trade and its implications for the top teams in the Eastern Conference. Finally, they come up with the funniest trade possible that would mark the end of an era for a certain title contender.Â
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2023-10-031h 08Secret Jocks PodcastS4 E2: Droppin' DimesFull Squad!
Talked about Dame moving on from the Trailblazers and the potential trade packages that make sense for the Blazers to take.
Winners and Losers of the Free Agency. New Summer League players to watch out for.
All Time Rizz Team. Conspiracy Theory about Droppingdimes20, and many more. So put on your tin foil flat bill hats and rock with us.
2023-07-061h 19Secret Jocks PodcastS4 E1: Secret SlopsAfter not recording after the conference finals, WE'RE BACK!
Now with the new NBA season brewing with the Draft and a spicy Free Agency we're going to be your go to for all the dumbest jokes and coldest takes.
Does #freebam movement something the Heat should be worried about?
Nuggets finally getting their flowers from us, by flowers we mean weed.
A couple of nerds talking about the 23' Draft Class.
Free Agency part of the new season! Tingus Pingus, 2x DPOYs in...2023-06-291h 09
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 73: David Blaine and the NBA, Play Off Locks, Play In Tournament Locks, Top 3 Teams Per Conference.We speculating and hating today. Listen to us talk about our conference picks for the Play In Tournament, Playoff Locks, and the best 3 teams per conference. Everybody that listens to us are Blazers Legends2021-10-131h 15
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 72: Covid Vaccines in the NBA, Preseason Talks and PredictionsSEASON 2!!! We're back homies! We sure missed y'all. We're talking covid vaccines with in the players and the what ifs of not getting vaccinated. We're looking into our Magic 8 Ball to try and see the future. We're premature betting on the NBA Awards for the end of the season.2021-10-081h 04
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 71: Back On Our Bullsheeeeesh: Ben Simmons, LNJ-DJJ-LM Trade, Stupid Censors, Uncle DrewIt's been a while fam!Talked about Ben Simmons next destination, possible connection with CJ, Dame and Draymond to make this happen. We watched Uncle Drew and talked about the high points and the how much it rocked our world.2021-09-061h 09
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 70: 2k Ratings, Pat Bev Trade, Trade Talks: Bulls, Blazers, CROCS, Malice in The PalaceWe're Back Baby! We talking 2k ratings, Pat Bev becoming a Grizzly then Timberwolves (AWWOOOOO) Bulls making moves opposed to Blazers not making any at all (so far). We watched Malice in the Palace and talked about highs and lows of the events. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-08-201h 06
Secret Jocks PodcastEp 69: Greg's Victory Conference, and his Move. Ralph's Retelling of Space Jam.We are back with Greg! We asked him about his victory and move and some Magic FA/Draft Talk. Ralph retells Space Jam, because Tyler watched the new Space Jam instead of the OG. Hear me struggle. Thanks! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-08-131h 22
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 68.1: Day 3 of Free AgencyWe're back baby Big moves have happen on day 3 of NBA's free agency. Kelly Oubre breaking my heart, funny funny Heat assembled, Laker's new bedtime, and we dissected Warriors, and Blazers moves.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-08-0658 min
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 68: Ralph's Post Game Interview, Draft Results, Early Trades, and Impending Free AgencyWe're back!Ralph lost to Greg in a game of 1 on 1, KINDA talked about the draft, Jumped around everywhere and talked early trades, and speculating free agency coming up!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-08-0259 min
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: BUCKS IN 6 BABY!The book end to end all book ends.Bucks winning in 6! Well deserved from Giannis and the crew! We talk all about the heroics, the ups and downs, the uncool reactions of CP3, and most of all GIANNIS the NBA Heartthrob. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-07-2351 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Bucks vs Suns Game 5, Game 6 Preview, Dame Lillard, Space Jam New Legacy Review.YOOOOOO! We back! We're talking Bucks vs Suns, and talk about key factors going in the next game. How we're stanning over Giannis' humility, Damian Lillard's word to make the Trailblazers kick it into high gear, Ralph's review of Space Jam New Legacy, and many more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-07-191h 00
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: A Depleted Secret Jocks Podcast Crew Talks About Nothing.We really just talked about nothing. We briefly talked about Bucks and Suns, Some Internationa Ball, What If, Dream Jerseys and other things!2021-07-121h 03
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: SadxBoi_Giannis, Bucks vs Suns, Team USA, Space Jam 2, Looking For MJ's Super FanFRIDAY FRIDAY! Tyler and I talk very little about the Bucks vs Suns Game 2, we got side track with Sad Boi Giannis, Team USA jerseys, Space James 2, The MJ super fan that's our age, and a bunch of nonsense! GO BUCKS.2021-07-0947 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Massage Talk, Bucks in 4, The Tank, General Suns and Bucks What Ifs.Hope you had a great time celebrating the most questionable observed holiday (Columbus Day is also a very bad holiday)We're Back to talk about Finals basketball. We talked about farts in a massage parlor settings, Bucks derailing CP3's hopes of a chip (not really), the 43 points the Tank dropped on some foos, and we just bullshit around since there's nothing to talk about since the finals are going to happen later today!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-07-061h 05
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: Clippers Sad Exit, CP3 FINALLY BRO, Bucks Killed Hawks, (Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse) Trailblazers Takes a Huge Step Back(Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse)We're back as the full roster! We're tackling the last four teams and who we Ideally would love to be crowned the 2021 NBA Champions.[TW] Tyler tackles the bad decision that the Trailblazers made about hiring a piece of shit. BAD FUCKING MOVE PDX.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-07-021h 05
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: A LOT of Hawks Talk with George (100 Watt Horse)We are back from our load management! Tyler is off celebrating his 49th b-day so it was up to Greg and I to talk about the best Birds of the NBA right now, ATL Hawks. They've been doing it right! We've brazed on a few topics in regards of their roster, being the villains, series being 2-2, Trae resting or playing, and just a whole lot of praise from the Boyz of SJP. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-301h 09
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Hawks Killed The Process, Superteam Got Bested by the Beast, Another Corny Title, Suns in 4Hey YOU GUYS.After an exciting round of NBA Playoffs we are astonished to find that the teams that we ruled out are now taking the center stage. It's crazy, unpredictable and we LOVE it. Hawks handed the Process back to Philly and said "YO FIX IT." The Bucks out muscled the Slim Reaper in a game 7. Suns being a sexy new team and Clippers.... yeah.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-211h 14
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: The NBA Decided to Release Everything All At Once. Crazy News.What's up? Oh nothing. The NBA just decided that this week is all about dropping bombs. From coaches getting fired, people getting sick, crazy bounce back games, and Kawhi Erotic Fanfic. This week has been on one! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-181h 03
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: We Kinda Talked About Basketball w/ Justin from Thrash ArmstrongYO YO YOWe had Greg's band/teammate Justin from Thrash Armstrong. We talk about the Clipper's of the yesteryears, lob city, Chris Paul v Blake Griffin. being a fan out of spite and more more more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-141h 06
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: We Talked Some Basketball, But Not Really.The title says it all. We BRIEFLY discussed the NBA playoffs, awards, and predictions. Then we really indulged into the idea of the NBA stealing ideas from the WWE. I mean it makes sense, why not? https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-1157 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Playoffs 2nd Round Begins!YO! 2nd round of the Playoffs is underway!We discuss Clips vs Mavs and how Luka needs help, Bucks vs Nets and the real owner of NYC, Hawks vs 76ers and how Triple H ruined everything, should've been a tech. New Coaches for Magics, Not leaving knifes near the Liberty Bell, Babymetal and many more.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-071h 06
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: RIP City. LeBron to Warriors. Trae The Villain. Joker: Jack NicholsonWe tackle the hardest question that Tyler had to answer this year. Blow up the Trailblazers? Dame was on fire, but the people around him couldn't even strike a match. LeBron for Wiggins... yeah? Probs!? Trae fitting into his new found roll, and I'm for it!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-06-0453 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Go New York Go New York Go w/ David and Cole of Zap DragonBack at it again yâall!We got the realest two boys back in to talk about their favorite team and ooof. New York is down 3-1 and we discuss everything but that because everything hurts in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.Follow Secret Jocks Podcast on Instagram and Twitter @secretjockshttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-05-311h 07
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll w/ Greg: Catching Up with the Ultimate Magic Fan, Malice at The Palace Pt2, Banned Fans, Playoffs in GeneralThe HOT BOYZ are back. All 3 of us in attendance. We bullshit our way through this episode talking awards, playoff predictions, fans being the worst, buying the wrong tickets, Malice at The Palace pt2, catching up with the man Greg! Glad he is back in our lives! Follows us: https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-05-2858 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: First Playoff Games ImpressionsThe NBA Playoffs are here and the landscape of the playoffs this year is on an even plane. Exciting stuff really. Everyone can win at any time! You get a ring! You get a ring! We go in depth and find funny parts of the first 8 games.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-05-241h 00
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: Play-In Tourney Rd 1, Marry Fuck Kill the Awards Finalists.Tyler and I talking about the first round of the Play In Tournament. Lakers vs Warriors, Memphis vs Spurs, Celtics vs Wizards, Pacers vs Hornets.... A LOT to unpack. We also determined who we would marry, fuck and kill for our KIA awards finalists. Also should Backtrack be the soundtrack of NYC's Rucker Park?2021-05-2159 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: The Playoff Picture, Play In TournamentTyler and Ralph talk about the full playoff picture and how the teams are looking up. The Play In Tournament is upon us! Lock in.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-05-1753 min
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: Warriors, Blazer's and Some Dude's Bet, Laker's Tanking? Slam Ball.Ralph and Tyler talk about shoes, Slam Ball, MXC, Spike TV, Warriors, Blazers and some dude betting his house, shoes, are the Lakers tanking? There's a lot of things we talked about, it's too late. I'm tipsy from the episode. Basketball is beautiful.2021-05-141h 00
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Predicting NBA 1st Team, Biggest Surprise, How to Tell Your Boss That You Gotta Leave Work.Itâs basketball time baby!! First team All NBA, biggest surprises of the season so far, and what match ups would you like to see in the playoffs? THE PLAYOFFS ARE ALMOST HERE! New episodes every Monday and Friday Say wassup on the internet at Twitter and Instagram! @ secretjocks2021-05-1045 min
Secret Jocks PodcastPick and Roll: Nuggets, Dads, Boogers, the Nets (Drew Woolsey)HEY YOU! Weâre doing the thing with our friend Drew. Just Tyler and Ralph here figuring out how to do an episode without Greg! No Worries we have Drew helping us out to fill in that void. We talk Nuggets, Nose Nuggets, Dads, and a whole lot of nothings.2021-05-0755 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Western Conference 2nd TakesPORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS 2021 CHAMPS!!! You heard it here first!.. From Tyler. e talked about the NBA west, what teams are making it out of the first round? Are the Suns gonna take it all?? Can LeBron and the Lakers hang this season or are the injuries gonna bring them down? Follow Secret Jocks on Instagram and Twitter at SecretJocks New episodes coming out Monday and Friday now.. save the date mothafuckas!2021-05-0350 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Play In Tournament, Steph's Hot Hand, Trailblazer's Slump, TimberwolvesBack at it again yâall!Weâre talking about the national basketball association today!! The race for the play-in tournament is the shit, both for the East and West. Steph Curry⌠too damn good. What is up with the Timberwolves?? And the Trail Blazers⌠ooof.Follow Secret Jocks Podcast on Instagram and Twitter @secretjocks2021-04-271h 00
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: LMA's Untimely Retirement, Chef Curry On Fire, Warriors Talk, Maple Jordan's InjuryAyo!! Weâre keeping it short and sweet this week since we are busy dipping our toes in the Twitch waters playing a nba 2k tournament. Steph is on fire!! Big love to LMA. Jamal Murray getting injured, how does it affect the Nuggets? Catch us on the interwebs @ Secret Jocks2021-04-2045 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Warriors News, 2K Draft: GOATSWhere are our hot gamers at?Weâre talking some sad news about James Wiseman, the possibility of Kawhi Leonard to the Golden State Warriors, we drafted our 2K GOATS for our upcoming 2K Tourney! LINK UP SUCKAS: https://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-04-1345 min
Secret Jocks PodcastShooting From The Hip: A LOT OF LAKERS TALK, Like a Bit Too Much, and The Suns The Best Team in The West.What the fuck is up Dennyâs?!? Suns, Lakers, Clippers.. Listen to us bullshit our way through another episode. Suns are killing it and CP3 is the real deal yâall! The point god can make any team good. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ secretjocks New episodes every Tuesday and Friday!2021-04-0942 min
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Greg is Back, Orlando Talk, Warriors Ground, Space Jam 2, Paul Pierce FiringIâm back baby!! Greg here, and Iâm back on the pod after missing the last few episodes. Stoked to be back talking about the great game of basketball with my friends! We talk about the death of an era for the Orlando Magic, my heartbreak for Vooch yet being excited for the future, the recent slumps of the Golden State Warriors, Paul Pierce.. What in the hell? Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ secretjocks New episodes every Tuesday and Friday!2021-04-0654 min
Secret Jocks PodcastShooting From The Hip: NBA ConspiraciesWe talk about NBA theories surrounding Michael Jordan, David Stern, KD and Steph and The Morris Twins. Not sure what is true or just a tall tale anymore.Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-04-021h 01
Secret Jocks PodcastNBA Trade Round Up W/ Special Guest: Bob Shedd from Axe To GrindWe talk about the trades that happened this past week! Bob joins us discuss the outcome of some crazy events that transpired. From the Nets all the way down to the G League, we covered itâŚkinda.Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-03-301h 24
Secret Jocks PodcastNBA Trade Talk: Mr. 50's Next DestinationSHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO??The trade deadline is this Thursday! We talk about Aaron Gordon, the Orlando Magic, Andre Drummond, and other trades around the NBA that are bound to happen.No Tyler with us for this episode, but you bet your ass we still talked about basketball.Follow us on Instagram and Twitter@secretjocks2021-03-2340 min
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Andy from Pool Kids, Dikembe (Heat)MIAMI HEAT! DIKEMBE!! POOL KIDS!!! We have Andy Anaya from the bands Pool Kids & Dikembe joining us this week to talk about South Beachâs finest. This team has been looking much better and things are starting to click. Do they have the pieces to make another deep playoff run and potentially make it out of the East?? - Who would you give up for Bradley Beal? - Jimmy Buckets, is he the real deal? - Favorite Heat player of all-time Thank you Andy! Support his musical endeavors here: https://poolkidsband.bandcamp.com/ https://dikembe.bandcamp.com/ Follow Secret Jocks on...2021-03-191h 15
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Injuries All Around, MVP Race, Old Ass NBA Players.SAME DIRT, DIFFERENT SHIRT! Heyo!! Weâre back again with another round of NBA hot gossip baby! Joel Embiid is out with an injury, how does it affect his MVP race? Who will be the new face of the NBA once Lebron retires? And Jared Dudely is out with a torn MCL, will we see him again in the NBA? Follow us on IG and Twitter: @secretjocks2021-03-161h 10
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Clayton Stevens from Toucheâ Amore, Entry (Clippers)We talk to Clayton all about their fandom of the underdog team of Los Angeles. Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocksToucheâ Amorehttps://www.toucheamore.comEntry https://entry.bandcamp.com/album/no-relief2021-03-121h 21
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Blake Griffin to the Nets, ALL STAR SUNDAY!We talk about Blake Griffinâs motif for picking the Brooklyn Nets, the Taco Bell Skills Challenge, Mt Dew 3pt Contest, Dunkaroonies, and the ASG. We tossed a lot of brand names on the show, pick us up. THANKS bye.Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-03-091h 06
Secret Jocks PodcastMid-Week Roundup: Team LeBron vs Team Durant, Jazz vs Referees, SJP vs Peopleâs IG ResponseWe talk about LeBron and KDâs picks for their All Star Teams, Dono Mitchie complaining about how referees are officiating the Jazz, We read some IG responses about the Washington Wizards.Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-03-051h 05
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: New York For Real? COTY is Thibbs, Why Nate? Reliving Goosebumps Moments.We talk about the validity of the Knicks, and their coach. Hawk fire they coach for Nate âMr. Sonicâ McMillan, Trey Young under the microscope. We relived NBA Goosebumps moments. Our Links Belowhttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-03-021h 03
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: John from Gnawing (Hornets)We talk about the Hornets hopes and dreams, Lamello Ball as the Savior to bring this team back, Michael Jordan can see the future, suggested new nickname for Lamello and Miles, Ralphâs IG All Star Team, and many more.Instagram: @secretjocksTwitter: @secretjocksGmail: secretjocks@gmail.com2021-02-261h 11
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Round Up: Next Coach To Get Fired, NBA Refs Power Trip, Draymond Green, Anthony Edwards Dunk, Cousins and Rockets Part Ways.YO BOYZ ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE.Today Greg and I talk about what happened this weekend in the NBA (without our boy Tyler). Who will be the next coach to get the axe, NBA needs to handle all these power tripping refs, Cousins next destinations, Draymondâs Emotions, and Anthony Edwardsâ dunk. Instagram: @secretjocksTwitter: @secretjocksGmail: secretjocks@gmail.com2021-02-2339 min
Secret Jocks PodcastMid-Week Round Up: All Star Selection, NBA Shelf Life, Defensive and Offensive Trick Plays.The BOYZ are BACK,We talk about Dame getting snubbed for the All Star game, closing time for Bucks? NBA team shelf life, THE DOME DEFENSE, Kissing a technical foul? and Adam Sandler.Instagram: @secretjocksTwitter: @secretjocks2021-02-191h 02
Secret Jocks PodcastWhat If: NBA Trade DeadlineThe Boyz talk about what we would love to see before the trade deadline. Trade Machine or not⌠we weâre in the mood of shipping people OUTTA THERE.Follow us on IG and Twitter: @secretjocks2021-02-1654 min
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Bob from Axe To Grind (Nuggets, wellâŚ. He loves the NBA)Today we have the one and only Bob from Axe To Grind, we sent him a bunch of Nuggets questions and he came back with none Nuggets answers.We talked about how A2G got started, booking Have Heartâs legendary reunion show, Nuggets Basketball, we also tried trading a bunch of players, we couldnât agree on if these players deserve a statue outside their homecourt, and a very spacious walk in closet.You can catch Bob talking Hardcore at: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/axe-to-grind-podcast/id1330279268And you can always follow us at:Instagram and Twitter: @secretjocks2021-02-121h 22
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: D. Rose/ Dennis Smith Jr Trade, Inconsistent Covid Protocols, Super Bowl, Mad Angry At Refs, Jared Dudley Book Report.The Boys are Back.Weâre talking about The NYC/ Pistons trade and how it benefits both teams. KD getting pulled at the 3rd quarter due to content tracing, Of course no games for Sunday because of the Super Bowl, and an honest Jared Dudley: Life in the NBA Bubble Review. Instagram: @secretjocksTwitter: @secretjocksEmail: secretjocks@gmail.com2021-02-0952 min
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Alex from Deadender (Jazz)My main homeboy Alex joins us to talk everything Utah Jazz. A hot take was said about the future 2021. We talk about our 3pt shootout, and dunk contest participants. A great answer to the burning questions of why are the Utah fanbase so hostile? Deadender: IG - @deadender208Secret Jocks: IG - @secretjocksTwitter - @secretjocks2021-02-051h 30
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Shipping Bradley Beal Somewhere, Klay and Dray vs McGruder and Ellington, All Star Game SelectionsThe Boys are back! We discuss where we would love for Bradley Beal to go, Klay and Dray roasting McGruder (WHO WANTâS THE BEEF?), and we talk about our All Star Game selections, and some Golden State Hate from Greg and Tyler. Follow us on Instagram, and Twitter: @secretjocks2021-02-021h 07
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Emma From Dying Wish (Trailblazers)We hung out with Emma from Dying Wish to talk everything Blazers this year and their chances!Listen to Dying Wishâs Innate Thirst and you can learn more about the band at https://dyingwishofficial.comFollow us on Instagram and Twitter @secretjocks2021-01-291h 10
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: Stephâs Record, Draymondâs Ejection, Shaq Being A Big Butthead, Covid Sniffing Pups.We talked about our disappointing weekend from our teams. How Steph passes Reggie Miller on the all time 3pt list. John Butlers bad move, Shaw being a dick to Donno Mitchie, and Covid Dogs.2021-01-2649 min
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Tristan from Dogbreth (Suns)We talk to Tristan about his band Dogbreth and his time filling in on 2 Earth tours, the Phoenix Suns and why he reps the team hard (itâs a beautiful reason) and a few quick takes from the NBA headlines this week! Follow us on Instagram, and Twitter@secretjocks2021-01-221h 21
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: 4 Team Shuffle w/ the James Harden Trade, Throwing Food in The Locker Room, Luka Bests MJâŚSimmons Did As Well but Who CARES?Weâre BACK! The week has been crazy ever since James Harden packed his bags and moved in with old time pal Kevin Durant in the high-rise apartment in sky. Kevin Porter Jr. puts his career on the line, when keeping it real goes wrong. Luka passes the Space Jam star in the Triple Double list, Ben Simmons did the same thing but really who cares?Follow us on IG and Twitter @secretjocks2021-01-1950 min
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Matt from Bong Mountain (Pistons)Matt joins us to talk about touring overseas, and his team Detroit Pistons. We also played a trivia game, and talked about Certified Doo Doos of this week!Follow us on IG and Twitter: @secretjocksYou can find Bong Mountain's music on Bandcamp and Spotify2021-01-151h 20
Secret Jocks PodcastWeekend Roundup: NBAâs Covid outbreak, Ball vs Ball, MIP 10 Games In, NBA Expansion Teams.Your boys are talking about how the NBA Bubble might be a good idea again, Lamelo bested Lonzo, for now, Most Improved Player 10 games in the season, and where we should put the next NBA expansion teams!Follow us on Instagram or Twitter! @secretjocks2021-01-121h 03
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Magical Words with Brax (Magic)Coming atcha super fast!We have our special guest Brax on the show talking about Magicâs season without Fultz, our favorite Orlando Magic ever, and we dropped our NBA Mt. Rushmore.Listen to his music here: https://somethingsomethingbrax.bandcamp.com/album/breathes-hereFollow us on our media platforms!IG: @secretjocksTwitter: @secretjockshttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks2021-01-081h 13
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 16: Steph Curry 7pts Shy Of Being Nice, Weekend Roundup, Contender/PretenderI always say this, but WEâRE BACK BAYBEEEEEE.We discuss Steph Curry career high of 62pts against Damian Lillard and The Blazers, Games from the weekend with some spicy takes, and we talked about Pelicans. Suns, Hawks, and Cleveland being legit contenders or NAH. If you have any questions send them to @secretjocks on either Instagram or Twitter! Or email us at secretjocks@gmail.com2021-01-051h 17
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 15: Hardcore Questions Answered By Hard DudesWhat up homies. We answer the hot pressing questions that ya'll wanted us to answer. Are the Magic legit? Wiggins to the Bench? Scott Brooks, fire or nah? Rip vs Kawhi? If you have any questions send them to @secretjocks on either Instagram or Twitter! Or email us at secretjocks@gmail.com2021-01-021h 16
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 14: Harden vs CJ, Injury Bug, Undefeated UnderdogsWeâre back baby! Hitting you with that last episode of the year! Weâre talking about: Harden vs CJ and were they playing for a spot in the Trailblazerâs roster? You hate to see it, Injury filled year for the NBA.Undefeated: Magic, Cavs, and Pacers⌠what in the world? âŚand lotâs more! Follows us on Instagram, and Twitter: @secretjockspodcast2020-12-291h 13
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Matt Hughes (Greg's Brother)(Nets)Happy Holiday homies!We have Greg's brother Matt as our special guest! We talk about how Adam Silver should just steal more ideas from the Premier League... that's right we're talking about SOCCER BABY, how Kyrie is probably super woke, Harden to the Trailblazers, and how Magic is the only undefeated team in our circle.... let's not talk about the Warriors.Let's get back to it!2020-12-271h 04
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guests: Cole & David from Zap Dragon (Knicks)We're back with 2 extra dudes!Cole and David are from the band Zap Dragon and they have a serious love/hate relationship with the Knicks. I mean I get it. We go wild talking about Thibs, The Future, How the Warriors is a lot better, and just Knicks....well, being the Knicks.2020-12-221h 34
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 11: Who Cares About Preseason? Giannis Extension, Bandwagon Fans, Harden's Training, Space Jam 3: The Lavar Ball Is In Your CourtWE'RE BACK BABY!Who really gives a stuff about the preseason? We'd like to know. Giannis making that dollar. Is being a bandwagon fan lead to becoming the best fan ever? We're trying to figure out James Harden's Trainer. We wrote Lavar's next movie, and LOTS MORE. Let's go baby! Don't be a POSER.2020-12-1858 min
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 10: Big 3, Ball, Harden, From One Game PredictionsWe're back! Again, and again and again. We're talking BIG 3 and how we're going to be the EXCLUSIVE BIG 3 Pod, we're talking Liangelo and thieving his way into the Piston's Rosters, James Harden and his mood swings, we're playing It's only one game. Lets GO baby!2020-12-151h 00
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 9: Pre-NBA NBA Awards!The dudes discuss who will win all these awards before they have any evidence! Cheap beer, bets, and heated discussion about Luka and Dame for MVP. OH BABY THIS ONE IS A PASSIONATE ONE!2020-12-111h 19
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 8: James Harden Is Taking His Talents To The Strip Club, New Team Who Dis, Darkhorse TeamsWE ARE BACK! We never left but we're back. In this episode we talk about how to carry wine properly, James Harden being a naughty boy, how excited we are about our teams this season, dark horse contenders in the play offs, we placed a lot of bets, and more!2020-12-081h 26
Secret Jocks PodcastSpecial Guest: Diego Medrano From Ramona (Celtics)We passed the rock around with Diego from Ramona, he's a huge Celtics fan. We talk about his teams ugly ass jerseys, his spaghetti bet, basketball analytics, our favorite place to play and lots more! Also JARED DUDLEY.2020-12-041h 25
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 6: No Greg, Tyler's Sk8 Story, Nate Vs Jake, What's The Plandemic NBA?Greg is asleep that means, the boys are just 2 dudes being guys.Tyler Explain's his high school accident involving lack of skill on a skateboard, we became a boxing podcast for a little bit talking about Nate Robinson and Jake Paul, We talk about the NBA being to quick to start having fans in the stands.2020-12-0145 min
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 5: Consistency Is What We're Calling ThisConsistency is the key! We're BACK AGAIN LIVE! Commissioner stealing ideas, Max Extensions for the New Faces, MVP: Luka vs Giannis?, AOTY/POTY, No Jared Dudley.2020-11-281h 29
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 4: Free Agency, We Draft Our NBA Punk BandWe talk about free agency moves and we grade some of them. Gordon Hayward conspiracy. Greg tries his luck on recruiting NBA stars to Orlando Magic. We build an NBA punk band with players past or present.2020-11-241h 04
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 3: F**k It We're Doing It LiveWe're Doing it Live, baybeeee! The open face sandwich, NBA Draft/ Free Agency. If NBA teams tour like bands. Lavar vs MJ, Gumbo for Benihana, We love Sacramento.2020-11-211h 10
Secret Jocks PodcastEP 2: No Fans, Draft Wishlist, Rise of Bald Men in the NBA, and Surprise TradeThe Boys are back in town. We talk about our draft wishlists, James Harden's destination, trades, went off a tangent with a bunch of What Ifs, Bald is beautiful, and Adam Sandler.... and of course Jared Dudley.2020-11-171h 16
Secret Jocks PodcastEP. 1: Intro, Jared Dudley, NBA PedalboardWe talk about who we are, trades that might or probably won't ever happen, our appreciation to the 10th Man of Year candidate, Jared Dudley (briefly), and we construct our pedalboard.Weâre Secret Jocks, just 3 dudes from different bands talking about music and the NBA. Listen to us make a fool of ourselves, interviewing musicians and artist and worship the 2019-2020 NBA champion Jared Dudley. Catch us on Tuesdays and Fridays to recap the excitement around the NBA or don't, we donât care.2020-11-1354 min