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It Came from VHS KvLTIt Came From... turgid yule logsHo Ho Ho! and a Happy New Year from the KvLT; we talk about stuff.2021-12-3056 min
It Came from VHS KvLTIt Came From... your booty's bootySalty BootyCrispy BootyAlien BootyBoots and BootyVHS Booty2021-06-2357 min
VHS KvLTNew Years, New Beefs (The Thing)Alternate Title: Brimley BingeFor the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.2021-01-081h 14
VHS KvLTBONUS: It Came From VHS KvLTThis a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT.Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing?It's out first ramble-only Pod.Topics Include:Our Top WesternsThe Bonze Age CollapseBarack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about itAmerican Horror Story and spastic writingTerrace HouseOther stuff...2020-11-2457 min
VHS KvLTTubi Presents... (C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD)Alternate Title: A Zombie Halloween.We're chugging along toward Halloween. This week it's C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD. It's zombie time at the KvLT, apparently. 2020-10-151h 27
VHS KvLTArgento Does it Again (Suspiria)Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Does Nothing.We say "ciao" to Italy with "Suspiria", Dario Argento's movie about the horrors of dance. Newt week, we say hola to spooky season.2020-09-241h 38
VHS KvLTCatholic Ass (The Church)Alternate Title: An Investigation of Gothic Architecture.Our month abroad continues with The Church (La Chiesa), Most of it takes place in a church.2020-09-091h 16
VHS KvLTTenet Premiere, Berlin (Demons)Alternate Title: Matinee of the Dead.In September, we're taking a tour of Italy. This one's about Demons... Dèmoni... Demônio. No zombies here.2020-09-021h 32
VHS KvLT100 Years, 100 Episodes (Day of the Dead)Alternate Title: America in 2021.We watched George Romero's magnum opus, Day of the Dead. It's great. It's got zombies. It's probably not the future...2020-08-271h 49
VHS KvLTApocalypse Yesterday (Castle in the Sky)Alternate Title: Old Man Yells at Sky Castle.We watched a Hayao Miyazaki flick. Some call it Lupita, but it's Castle in the Sky.2020-08-191h 20
VHS KvLTPizza À Portuguesa (Mystic Pizza)Alternate Title: The Gals of Autumn.We watched out first Julia Roberts movie, and now that's all we're watching. This one's about Mystic Pizza.2020-08-121h 23
VHS KvLTThe First of the Gang to Die (Ernest Goes to Camp)Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Goes to Ernest.We watched Ernest Goes to Camp and it's not the first movie of my childhood to die a boring death. 2020-08-051h 14
VHS KvLTFingerbangin' (Dirty Dancing)Alternate Title: A Season for Dance.We watched Dirty Dancing. We don't put Baby in a corner. 2020-07-291h 20
VHS KvLTYell at a World That's Falling Apart (Tourist Trap)Alternate Title: A Plastic Life.We watched Tourist Trap this week. There's a lot of life lessons in this one.2020-07-231h 15
VHS KvLTBody Horror (Stand by Me)Alternate Title: Rob Riener presents Stephen King's The BodyWe watched Stand By Me this week. It hols up now and forever. Maybe -- Probably.2020-07-161h 25
VHS KvLTBorn on the 7th of July (Cemetery Man)Alternate Title: Life in The Globe.Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title than Cemetery Man, we all agree on that. Whatever you want to call it, we watch it this week.2020-07-081h 52
VHS KvLTKnight is Dark, Walk On (Batman 1989)Alternate Title: Too Long in Gotham.We watched Tim Burton's Batman. There's also a lot of talking about the comic books too. Is this our longest episode? We don't keep track.2020-07-012h 17
VHS KvLTLost Hillbillys (Near Dark)Alternate Title: The Vampire Who Couldn't Tell Time.We watched Near Dark, which some might say should be named Near Sunrise. This one's a Kathryn Bigelow thing, she's made a bunch of movies you probably know about, and this might be one of them.2020-06-251h 20
VHS KvLTEndless Bummer (Surf Nazis Must Die)Alternate Title: Nazi Pet Sounds.We watch Surf Nazis Must Die which is technically a movie and technically about surf Nazis dying so I guess they got us there.2020-06-171h 13
VHS KvLTAbolish The Police (Do The Right Thing)Alternate Title: Abolish The Polizza.We watched a Spike Lee joint. Kyle claims it's been on the list for months. Though he should have no worries, how can this movie still be relevant 30 years later?2020-06-101h 31
VHS KvLTAll Camp Counselors Are Bastards (Friday The 13th)Alternate Title: Put The Wood Ax to Bed.We watched Friday the 13th. The first one, and maybe the last one we watch for this Podcast.2020-06-031h 26
VHS KvLTIs This Happy Days? (Hairspray)Alternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing.We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, we both know you're wrong.2020-05-271h 10
VHS KvLTBonnie and Clyde, but with money (Heathers)Alternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde.We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.2020-05-201h 19
VHS KvLTFear of Bleak Planet (Repo Man)Alternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine.We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time. 2020-05-141h 20
VHS KvLTPredatory Moans (Predator)Alternate Title: Jungle Juicing.We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together. 2020-05-071h 18
VHS KvLTMetal Cans In The Air (Heavy Metal)Alternate Title: Drunkin' Loves.We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.2020-04-301h 35
VHS KvLTRegular Cop (Violent Cop)Alternate Title: Not So Super Cop.We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.2020-04-231h 06
VHS KvLTYou Can Drink a Little Bit of Blood (Rock 'n' Roll High School)Alternate Title: It's Like a Poem.We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.2020-04-161h 12
VHS KvLTSkinwalk Among Us (Wofen)Alternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch.We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...2020-04-091h 07
VHS KvLTBetter Dead Than Living Red (Night of the Living Dead)Alternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us.We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman. **This one has some sound issues that should be fixed next time. We blame Zoom or anyone besides ourselves*2020-04-011h 10
VHS KvLTShin'ya Gets It In (Tetsuo: The Iron Man)Alternate Title: TETSUOOO!We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.2020-03-2558 min
VHS KvLTSt. Corona's Day Party (Waking Ned Devine)Alternate Title: PaddyWhackin'.We watched Waking Ned Devine. It's cute, it's fun, it's what you should watch as the world eats toilet paper.2020-03-171h 13
VHS KvLTFranco Nero Goes On Holiday (Enter The Ninja)Alternate Title: My Stepdad's a Ninja.This one's got ninjas—kind of. We watched Enter The Ninja, a movie that isn't as sexy as its title suggests. 2020-03-111h 06
VHS KvLTChuck, Taxas Wolfer (Lone Wolf McQuade)Alternate Title: Everyone Wants to Die in a Karate Fight.We watch a Chuck Norris movie this week. It's Lone Wolf McQuade time.2020-03-041h 01
VHS KvLTFight Night (Harlem Nights)Alternate Title: Quick Qualities.We watched Harlem Nights. It's a movie that's got lots of fun people in it then we talk about boxing.2020-02-261h 02
VHS KvLTBe Snake, Do gay (The Serpent and The Rainbow)Alternate Title: White Savior Does A Voodoo. We watched Wes Craven's The Serpent and The Rainbow, the narration and title pages will till you most of what you need to know. Kyle does a gate keep.2020-02-191h 00
VHS KvLTHangin N Bangin (Conan The Destroyer)Alternate Title: The Big Dipper Does Sword and Sorcery. We watched Conan The Destroyer. Actually, very little was destroyed - except our desire for another Conan movie. 2020-02-1257 min
VHS KvLTKung Fu Is For The People (Shogun Assassin)Alternate Title: Bushido Are For The Nerds.We watched Shogun Assassin this week. Quentin Tarantino guy referenced it in Kill Bill, but we don't talk about that.2020-02-0558 min
VHS KvLTWe All Shine On (The Shining)Alternate Title: Shine On You Crazy Alcoholic.We watched The Shining. This one is about that and Stanley Kubric Stephen King and CIA experiments and there's probably some Doctor Sleep spoilers in here too. It's a grand time, had by two people.2020-01-291h 13
VHS KvLTLimp Eastwood (Pale Rider)Alternate Title: The KvLT Bans Clint Eastwood.We watched Pale Rider this week. KZA does an expose on Clint, Clint doesn't make out unscathed.2020-01-221h 00
VHS KvLTKing Leering At You (Ran)Alternate Title: Samurai Showdowns.It's Akira Kurosawa time. We watched Ran; it's one of those samurai pictures. 2020-01-151h 02
VHS KvLTTales from the Two-Headed Director (Miller's Crossing)Alternate Title: KZA's Xing.We watched another Coen Brother's movie and then ramble on about it, and other things.2020-01-081h 03
VHS KvLTTo Live n Die in 2020 (The Road Warrior)Alternate Title: VHS KvLT - 2020 Warriors.Happy New Year! We're taking it to the max.2020-01-021h 02
VHS KvLTMerry Christmas KvLT (Scrooged)Alternate Title: Happy holidays everyone. We watched a pretty good Christmas movie this week. It's about Bill Murray and ghosts. See you next decade...2019-12-251h 04
VHS KvLTA Country Wife X-Mas (Silent Night, Deadly Night)Alternate Title: SBD. More X-Mas season movies. This one about some traditional X-Mas murdering. 2019-12-181h 01
VHS KvLTDoomer Fantasy (Better Off Dead)Alternate Title: A Contrivance For Cusack. Christmas time, Better of Dead. We also talk Ronald Reagan, Elon Musk, Van Halen, Dan Schneider, and who knows what else. Money for the arts? We da bes.2019-12-1152 min
VHS KvLTChristmas Hogs (Lethal Weapon)Alternate Title: The Pigs of Winter.Christmas time is here, and we watched Lethal Weapon because of it. It's the non-Die Hard-action-cop-Christmas movie. All that, plus other stuff.2019-12-0456 min
VHS KvLTBONUS: Spanksgiving (WWF: Survivor Series 1990)Alternate Title: Podsgiving (WWE)Happy thanksgiving from VHS KvLT. We watched a classic of wrestling, 1990's Survivor Series. Who doesn't love a good gooker?2019-11-281h 49
VHS KvLTScuffed n Washed (Coming to America)Alternate Title: The Big Bucks Never Rolled In.*AUDIO WARNING: THIS ONE SOUNDS BAD* We watched Coming to America this week and then did a terrible job recording our conversation about it. Enjoy.2019-11-2759 min
VHS KvLTBureaucrat, Grade Sucka (Brazil)Alternate Title: Good with Gilliam.We're in the amidst of what Kyle considers a stretch of good ones, so we watched Brazil. The KvLT is always accepting new members.2019-11-2053 min
VHS KvLTSuckapod (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)Alternate Title: Hammer, Slammer, Slade, and Spade.We watched I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Then we ramble on about things and such.2019-11-1459 min
VHS KvLTGerman History (The Neverending Story)Alternate Title: The Sacking of the Ivory Tower.This week it's The Neverending Story. You know it from Stranger Things, or maybe from being a kid. Also, history this week.2019-11-061h 09
VHS KvLTOkkVlt RitValz (Night of the Demons)Alternate Title: The Customs of Puberty.Spooky Season draws to a close with Night of the Demon. What else is there to say? Happy Halloween!2019-10-3049 min
VHS KvLTRoom on the Broom (Halloween III: Season of the Witch)Alternate Title: Beware Evil Druidic Businesses.This week we watched The Halloween what don't have Mikey Myers. It's got Tom Atkins though. Mostly, we just talk about how much Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola are right.2019-10-2457 min
VHS KvLTBONUS: Happy Birthday KvLT! (Spaced Invaders)Alternate Title: Many Unhappy Returns!What a year it's been? We commemorate with Spaced Invaders. Join the KvLT.2019-10-1957 min
VHS KvLTOnly Good Comic Book Movie (Creepshow)Alternate Title: Vignettes From Out The Grave.
We watched another Stephen King joint, and our first George Romero, Creepshow. All that plus much, much more. Join the KvLT... 2019-10-161h 13
VHS KvLTSkin Hunger (City of the Living Dead)Alternate Title: Too Many Hills to Die On.
More Spooky Season: International with the City of the Living Dead. We also go over some of the movies we're watching for our own Spooky Season enjoyment. All that, plus even more.2019-10-091h 05
VHS KvLTAcademia is Horror (Re-Animator)Alternate Title: Cyclopean Contrasting.
This week, it's Re-Animator, as the spooky season continues. We ramble on about this and that; something about Date Watch. Listen and find out. No one reads these things.
2019-10-021h 08
VHS KvLTGooigi Origins (Possession)Alternative Title: See You in Hell, Deadman.
Spooky Season continues. 1981. Possession. There's some good stuff in there. We also talk Rugby and American Horror Story and Rammstein. Plus, a VHS KvLT: Date Watch; upDATE.2019-09-2554 min
VHS KvLTIn Love with a Riot Grrrl (Slumber Party Massacre)Alternate Title: Intro to Spooky Season.
We watched Slumber Party Massacre this time. It's a fun one. More importantly, Kyle's got two tickets to Alex Cameron but only one butt -- he launches 'Date Watch: KvLt Date Watch; Date KvLt Something Express' to find a date. Plus, our first 'Date Watch: KvLt Date Watch; Date KvLt Something' upDATE.2019-09-181h 18
VHS KvLTKZA's Haunted House (Akira)Alternate Title: $hawn's Funny Farm.
It's that 50th one! Akira. Tetsuoooo! Listen at your own risk.2019-09-111h 13
VHS KvLTThis Podcast is a Mess and So Am I (Raising Arizona)Alternate Title: This Podcast was Recorded in a Society.
Kyle has a list ready for this one. You may ask yourself, is Raising Arizona on the list? It's number 3, in fact. Are we messier than usual in this one? No...maybe.2019-09-051h 05
VHS KvLTKill All Valley Humans (Valley Girl)Alternate Title: Should Have Watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
This week it was Valley Girl's turn. Lots of people seem to like this one, we just don't know why. It's got Nic Cage before he learned to kiss; there's no way that his natural chest hair either. Kyle gives the categories random men on the street fall into and wonder if kids still listen to punk rock. Go listen to that Moon and Frank Zappa song.
2019-08-291h 00
VHS KvLTMack 10 Dis Track By Lil Uzi Vert (Night of the Comet)Alternate Title: Big Hec Terror of the Barrio.
We watched Night of the Comet -- it holds up. It also stars two actresses the KvLT know; we're just going to be self-referential from now on. We talk about nuance and George Lucas and formats. 2019-08-211h 24
VHS KvLTShaolin vs MCU-Tang (Shaolin vs Wu Tang)Alternate Title: GungFuCast
This one's about Shaolin vs Wu Tang (Or Shaolin and Wu Tang - depending) The movie that gave Rza a thousand samples. We talk other stuff too, as is our want. Come check it out, or not, whatever... subscribe or something. We don't know.2019-08-1554 min
VHS KvLTMazes and Mental Illnesses (Mazes and Monsters)Alternate Title: The First MCU Horror Film.
We're told this is Tom Hanks's first movie role - Made-for-TV still counts. Mazes and Monsters is a movie about a bunch of people with mental illness who sorta play Dungeons and Dragons in a cave. This movie gives you so many important laugh lessons, you heard us. There's some other stuff here too, whatever.
2019-08-081h 03
VHS KvLTIt's a Sheen Machine (The Wraith)Alternate Title: Kavinsky Inspo Post.
The Wraith is a movie starring a gangly buttface and his gang of jerk kids as they slowly get taken apart by an avenging ghost car driven by Charlie Sheen. It's great and awful. We talk about some other stuff too, like The Flash in an erotica thriller. Listen to it, it's got tiger blood or something. 2019-07-3153 min
VHS KvLTExtreme Ghosting House (House)Alternate Title: A Milquetoast Haunting.
We watched House. This movie's a hard one to pin down, it might be one of the good-bad movies, or it might be boring. The creature designs are great in either case. We talk through a lot of random topics at the beginning too.
Goodbye, Rutger Hauer.2019-07-251h 26
VHS KvLTMummy Came In My House (The Monster Squad)Alternative Title: USA? A-OK.
Someone was out to get some of that Goonies cash in 1987 and they made The Monster Squad. Last week, we decided to watch it. The Wolfman's got nards. Some of you are wondering why you haven't heard of it, watch it and you'll know. We talk about Stranger Things Season 3 and the history of Kevin Smith's tweets. Also, the news of the week; which is depressing.2019-07-1802 min
VHS KvLTStrangely Similar Things (Maximum Overdrive)Alternate Title: Maximum Pretensions.
We watched a movie from Stephen King's cocaine years; it's Maximum Overdrive time. We'd argue it's one of those good bad movies, we certainly remember watching whenever it came on TV. We talk Stranger Things, a lot, but Kyle doesn't want to hurt his friend's feelings. 2019-07-101h 07
VHS KvLTThe Gene Simmons Biopic (Runaway)Alternate Title: Pass the Torch
We watched Runaway this week. It stars Tom Selleck, whose got that big mustache energy, and Gene Simmons in his titular role as a creepy robotics ghoul. We're sorry we told you guys to watch this one. We also talk about the Democratic Primary debates and incels and KISS (surprisingly).2019-07-0401 min
VHS KvLTNightgowns and Hot Wind (A Nightmare On Elm Street)Alternate Title: A Treatise On The Ethics of Frontier Justice As It Relates To The Execution (or Murder) Of Frederick Krueger.
This week it was Freddy's turn, we watched A Nightmare On Elm Street. Shawn reveals he looked at New Balance shoes. We talk about a bunch of other stuff, including some useless alt-right goober. "Endgame is a better movie than Avatar - for sure" ~ Kyle.2019-06-261h 09
VHS KvLTA Dream of Reagan (The Day After)Alternate Title: More Gute and less climate change.
Go watch 1983's The Day After and then come join us in our dread. This one's a bit out of our normal wheelhouse, it's a Made-for-TV film featuring few rubber monsters and no gratuitous nudity. But don't worry, most of the female characters still aren't handled well. We talk climate change too. Also, it's Yellowstone and not Yosemite that's going to kill us all (Shawn got his national parks confused).2019-06-201h 06
VHS KvLTKrush Drake (Krush Groove)Alternate Title: Kurtis Blow Surely Knows The Way To Roll.
We watched Krush Groove, a heavily fictionalized story based on the creation of Def Jam Recordings. It's a film featuring a bevy of 80s Hip Hop performers before they were stars, one roasting a fetal pig over a bunsen burner. We also talk Wild Wild West, NCSI, and Drake.2019-06-121h 11
VHS KvLTWe're Not Alone Now (Chopping Mall)Alternate Title: Cybored Sex.
This time we watched Chopping Mall. You can tell it's an 80s movie because of the shopping mall, which we believe no longer exist in 2019. Plus, it's got Dick Miller too. Kyle tells us about his dream of grocery shopping with Rhianna. 2019-06-051h 24
VHS KvLTCrystal Girls n Boys (The Dark Crystal)Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz.
We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Apparently, the Netflix prequel isn't out yet, but we're worried about it regardless. Vince McMahon comes up, so does Game of Thrones (hopefully for the last time). 2019-05-2953 min
VHS KvLTFist the Culture Industry (Fist of the North Star)Alternate Title: Fistcast.
We are Space Force and we're here to watch movies and fight space pirates. We watched Fist of the North Star this time. Kyle has to revise his overarching opinion of Anime. Kyle starts a conversation about corporate mass production of art. We also talk more Game of Thrones in this one (the finale aired later the same evening). Find our opinions of the final at our YouTube channel. 2019-05-221h 12
VHS KvLTMortal Kombat Lite (Bloodsport)Alternate Title: A True Story That He Just Made Up.
We watched that Bloodsport flick. It's a good one, with some classic 80s flaws and crazy Bolo Yeung pecks. We talked a bunch of Game of Thrones again too, "That Last of the Starks", this was recorded on Sunday before "The Bells" aired. Also, Kyle reveals that he sees Kevin Smith as an enemy. 2019-05-151h 09
VHS KvLTGame Of Outdoors (The Great Outdoors)Alternate Title: Hot Takes That No One Asked For.
This week, The Great Outdoors. It's John Candy and Dan Aykroyd in this podcast's second John Hughes movie. The Great Outdoors > Weird Science. We talk a lot of Game of Thrones in this one, "The Long Night" episode. We recorded this on Sunday and were further disappointed hours later by "The Last of the Starks". Honestly, it's another one where we discuss everything else but the movie we watched.2019-05-081h 16
VHS KvLTSpace Force: Forever (Avengers: Endgame and not really Punisher)Alternate Title: Disney's "Support the Establishment".
We were supposed to watch The Punisher (1989) - and we did - but this one's really just about Avengers: Endgame. We bought into the hype, and now this podcast really is just like all the other movie podcasts. 2019-05-011h 39
VHS KvLTInsane Klown Posse (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)Alternate Title: Send in the Klowns.
Early Episode! Special Punisher episode tomorrow. We watched that Killer Klowns From Outer Space movie. These Klowns got the craziest killer hi-jinx you ever did see. What's your favorite? We talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too, mostly ghosts.2019-05-011h 20
VHS KvLTKurt Cult (Escape from New York)Alternate Title: I Like My Presidents Harrison Tough.
It's Kurt Russell time. Is he the greatest action star of the 80s? Come watch him Escape from New York. This one's got our old friend Tom Atkins too. It's a grand time. We also talk the similarities of Rhonda Byrne and Aleister Crowley. 2019-04-241h 29
VHS KvLT(Everything But) Airplane!Alternate Title: Airplane! (But Everything).
We watched Airplane! but we don't talk about it as much as usual. What's to say about the funniest comedy movie of all time? Probably a lot. We loved it, watch it or watch it again you nerds. Kyle calls out David Tennant (McDonald) and we do talk about a lot of other stuff.
Hey, that Mueller report comes out tomorrow. We're still relevant.2019-04-171h 08
VHS KvLTACAB (Police Academy)Alternate Title: No Gute Cops.
We've done a very bad thing to all of you, we're making you watch Police Academy. How gute is? Eh... Bobcat Goldthwait and Bill Clinton's opinion differ, Space Force's opinion falls on the Bobcat side of the spectrum. We talk Twitter and get angry about Garth Brooks.2019-04-1054 min
VHS KvLTBONUS: Rasslemania Especial (WrestleMania 3)Alternate Title: Heenan Don't Hurt 'em.
Our second bonus episode - for the kids. It's that special time of year when I remember that wrestling's still a thing. We watched WrestleMania 3. It's got Hulk, it's got Andre, it's got Bob Uecker, it's got the Can-Am Connection. It's got everything. 2019-04-051h 47
VHS KvLTTaming of the Screw (Police Story)Alternate Title: Jackie Chan versus Interpersonal Relationships.
It's 80s Kung Fu classic time. Police Story. It's got all that good Jackie Chan physical comedy with as little plot as possible. We also learn Jackie Chan shouldn't be allowed to answer phones. Oh, there's talk about MCU and cinematography in this one. 2019-04-031h 28
VHS KvLTVampire Bikini Beach Party '87 (The Lost Boys)Alternate Title: Santa Carla Dreaming.
We watched The Lost Boys. A movie that stars Kiefer Sutherland, both Coreys, and Santa Cruz - we talk about it (probably too much). We also give our thoughts about the hugely important Captain Marvel controversy. 2019-03-271h 13
VHS KvLTBig Panties Special (Cry Baby)Alternate Title: The Case Against Khakis.
We watched a John Waters movie. The singing one (no, not that one) Cry-Baby - the one with Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop too. We also talk about congressional hearings.2019-03-201h 18
VHS KvLTToxic Masculinity (DeathStalker)Alternate Title: A Boy What's Not a Boy.
The finally of our three part Sword and Sorcery Retrospective; we saved the one with the most sexual assaults for last. We watched Deathstalker, the first movie Kyle doesn't recommend. We also talk about Ted Bundy at the start of this one.2019-03-1352 min
VHS KvLTConan O'Barbarian (Conan the Barbarian)Alternate Title: Conan has no friends, Conan's friends die.
Part of two (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Glorious Conan the Cimmerian - Cimmeria, land of Darkness and deep Night. This one's about Conan the Barbarian and his riddles of steel. There's also some opinions of FanFiction freely given. Sorry, Arnold.2019-03-071h 37
VHS KvLTPuke Skywalker, Masterbeaster (The Beastmaster)Alternate Title: Beasts, Baby oil, Leisure and Taxes.
Part of one (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Behold The Beastmaster in all its glory. Rip Torn is in this? Who knew? Probably not even Rip Torn. There's also a lot of comic book movie talk - we're turning into one of those podcasts.2019-02-271h 21
VHS KvLTReal Nerd Sh... (Transformers: The Movie)Alternate Titles: Podformers: A New Hope Rod.
The the greatest story ever told? Transformer: The Movie (1986). We watched this movie too much as kids, there's no objectivity here. Our favorite "For TV" edits are discussed.2019-02-201h 26
VHS KvLTA Newt's Life (Aliens)Alternate Title: Aliens and Spaces Forces
The age old question, which of the two good Alien movies is your favorite? Alien or Aliens? Ridley Scott or James Cameron? This week we watched Aliens. Cameron's sequel to Scott's space-horror movie. There's Aliens, there's space marines, there's Paul Reiser. All that plus, Michael Fassbender and the optical inch.2019-02-131h 38
VHS KvLTMad Max, Bored After Thunderdome (Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome)Alternate Title: Raggedy Man is the captain (Walker) now.
Barter Town, Aunty, Master-Blaster, the whole gang's here. We watched Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome this week. Is it the weakest of Mad Maxes? We decide. Shawn also disparages old folks and their tennis game.2019-02-061h 12
VHS KvLTScience for Weirdos (Weird Science)Alternate Title: Wyatt Donnelly and The Magic Slave Girl.
Weird Science, the weakest of Hughes' 80s cannon. We watched it. How is it? We spend a lot of time trying to talk about almost anything else. Kyle coins the term "manly pearls."2019-01-301h 22
VHS KvLTLifebores (Lifeforce)Alternate Title: SpaceForce watches Lifeforce.
So... we watched Lifeforce. What to say? You'd think a movie about sexy, space vampires would be fun, but the British sure found a way. We also consider the friendliness of Americans.2019-01-281h 09
VHS KvLTBONUS: It's OK to Dream a L'il (Blade Runner: 2049)Alternate Title: Lars, The Real Girl, and The Real Job.
Our first bonus episode. Shawn liked Blade Runner 2049 so much that we decided you needed to hear all about it. Plus, we mistake the Schwarzenegger-Classic The 6th Day for Schwarzenegger-Classic Eraser.2019-01-231h 47
VHS KvLTRun the Blades (Blade Runner)Alternate Title: Farewell, My Replicant.
It's Blade Runner time. If you're wondering, we watched the Theatrical and the Final Cuts - you should only watch the Final Cut. Also, what's up with the deer in Ring 2?2019-01-231h 46
VHS KvLTTotal Recall your girlfriend (Total Recall)Alternate Title: Schizoid Embolism is our band name.
We watched Total Recall this week. Arguably Arnold's best movie ever (I'll argue it). Kyle also reveals how he really feels about remakes and Anime.2019-01-161h 31
VHS KvLTCreep All Day Camp (Sleepaway Camp)Alternate Title: Dedicated to our Mother and Father
DYAAAAAHHOW! Sleep Away Camp. Is this movie terrible? Yes. Is it a fun movie? Yes. Also, Marvel makes Kyle feel a thing.2019-01-091h 00