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The Bottom BibleEpisode 168: Our summer watch to escape realityFirst things first, it's been a lot for those of us residing in the United States of What IS EVEN HAPPENING. We're fiercely pro-choice and advocates for bodily autonomy. If you need guidance or support there are resources available. https://prochoice.org/patients/naf-hotline/ - is a good place to start.
Secondly, we're back! In the spirit of providing a safe space to unwind from the current madness, we bring you a lighthearted "catch-up" episode where we share our current Summer "MUST WATCH LIST". From Sexy Daddy Pirates to Gorgeous Drag Queens, we've got a show recommendation...2022-06-281h 14The Bottom BibleEpisode 167: Mr. Darcy - The O.G. Sexy GrumpThis week is almost like a book club, but really we just wanted to talk about Mr. Darcy, the brooding sex pot from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. He was the original hot grumpy guy, but who's portrayal of Mr. Darcy scores the highest? We found a top 12 Hottest Mr. Darcy list and are prepared to come to fisticuffs if Colin Firth isn't top of that list. Which other Darcys bewitched us, body and soul? You've got to listen and find out! 2022-03-2253 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 166: Women’s FirstsIt's time to celebrate some serious accomplishments in women's history, y'all! It's mind-blowing that even in the year of our gourd 2022 we're still seeing firsts being celebrated. Like, you mean we haven't already done it? Why not? It's the floating uterus thing again, isn't it? Let's try to keep the rage to a minimum and celebrate these firsts by some bad-ass women. Bottoms up!2022-03-0258 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 165: And we’re backWe're baaaaaack! We planned a brief hiatus, and 100% planned to be back a few weeks ago, but life said, "Slow your roll, babes". So here we are, just in time for the end of February with a brand new episode! We kept things relaxed fit this week, catching up on some new job news, our latest online obsessions, and some old fashioned Bottom Bible blathering.2022-02-2255 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 164: Dear Bottoms
We fancy ourselves sage Bottoms, full of wisdom and great advice - but how do we fare going head to head with professionals? This week we dip into Slate's advice columns from the last few years and pit ourselves against their actual advisors. We'll read some letters to their different advice columns, Pay Dirt and Dear Prudence and try our hand at doling out the wisdom. How did we do, would your advice be any different? Listen and let us know!
This is a chonky episode, clocking in at over 90 minutes! We wanted to give you a big helping of B...2021-12-211h 39The Bottom BibleEpisode 163: The Spirit of Jolly Saint DickDid you know Christmas used to be prime ghost story telling time? Now the true horror of the holidays is forced time in malls, stressing about package delivery times, and awkward family dinners. But once upon a time, there were tales of true terror told around roaring fires that were probably fueled by some spiked eggnog. This week, we're swapping scary stories and ranking them from one to five on the Jolly Saint Dick scale. Grab your favorite cozy blanket, or strip down to your birthday suit, whatever floats your holiday boat! And if you're the person that's required help...2021-12-141h 18The Bottom BibleEpisode 162: Brazilian Butt Lifts
It's all about the buns, hun! Big butts still reign supreme all over social media feeds, making the Brazilian Butt lift the most sought after, and risky, plastic surgery procedure. What exactly does the BBL do? We break down that butt lift in today's episode, giving you the facts, figures, and risks involved. If you're interested in reading more, please take a peek at the articles used to research today's episode down below. Never more fitting than today, Bottoms up!
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Healthline - Brazilian Butt Lift
Vox - BBLs in Miami
Cosmo Clinic - One Year Post BBL
Jezebel - Vo...2021-12-0758 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 161: Yule Love ThisWe're talking Sexy Santas this week! Katy has rustled up a variety of celluloid Santas for us to rank this week. We'll rate their sexy Santa appeal on a scale of one to five yule logs, and we absolutely encourage you to play along. Who will top our list? Will there be any perfect 10s? You've got to listen to find out! Did we miss any Santas, are there any other North Pole residents that strike your fancy? Write us at thebottombible@gmail.com or sled into our DMs on Instagram! 2021-11-3033 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 160: Careless Whispers VI
We're going very elastic waistband cozy this week with a Careless Whispers episode! This week we almost stay on topic with our thoughts on Dune and Cruella, Brazillian butt lifts, and some unconventional crushes. Bonus sexy shoulders and Bake Off twin vibes!
We'll be off next week, but we'll see you all for another dose of Bottom energy the following week! Byeeee!
2021-11-0952 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 159: Why Are We Like This?We're exploring a new kind of series episode this week, asking the thing we whisper to ourselves at least once a day, "Why am I like this?!". As a nod to the last bit of Halloween spirit still in the air, we're kicking this series off with a fear theme. Inspired by the meme of two friends having a text convo about their worst fears - one is dying and being forgotten forever, the other is the Kool-Aid Man, we're unpacking our more niche fears. No spiders, chupacabras, or public speaking here - just major emotional trauma and the deep-rooted...2021-11-0248 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 158: Happy Halloween
It's Halloween week, at long last! Gather around the podcast campfire and let Katy terrify you with some ooky spooky real life nightmares. Spoiler, at least one of these will take place in Florida. We hope you all have a great Halloween, and enjoy your nights - whether you're hanging with your bffs or enjoying a horror movie marathon at home. Happy Halloween, babes!
Esquire - Ten Terrifying But True Stories
2021-10-2643 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 157: Tarot Reading With BrittanyWe're thrilled to have Brittany back on the pod, we love a repeat visitor! Brittany was kind enough to sit with us for a double reading, and gave us the opportunity to ask her some questions about her process. Did we get read to filth? Did we cry? Sit a spell and listen to find out! If you have any questions for Brittany, or are interested in a reading, please reach out to her on her Instagram page, Occult Made Me Do It. 2021-10-191h 07The Bottom BibleEpisode 156: Trick or Treat Yo Self
This week we're looking back into Halloweens of yesteryear, starting with a brief history of the roots of modern Halloween, and exploring what Halloweens of the past were like. When did cat costumes rule the game? When did scary costumes win out over cute? And when exactly did the poisoned candy paranoia start up? Grab a fistful of slightly melted Reese's Peanut Butter cup minis and gather around the podcast fire pit with your old pals Katy and Vanessa. Bottoms up, you little spooky bébés!
ScarePros - History of Halloween
Insider - Halloween Through the Years
Time - Mis...2021-10-1248 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 155: Spooky Careless Whispers
Welcome to October! Let's slowly sink into the warm spooky waters with some mild to slightly more mild spooky Careless Whispers!
Zebras on the loose!
Wilmore Funeral Home
Nicole Richie's hair nightmare
The Conjuring house is for sale
2021-10-0530 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 154: Women‘s March - How to Support Texas Reproductive Rights!
This week we're talking about the recent anti-abortion legislation in Texas and marches and protests that have been planned for this weekend. We'll run down a list of different organizations if you're looking for how to get involved and help. It's not just about donations! Many of these organizations are looking for volunteers at planned events, getting the word out, and also promotion you can do from the comfort and safety of your home. Bottoms Up for reproductive rights!
2021-09-2830 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 153: From Rags to Britches
In this glorious time of period acceptance and advancements in its accoutrements, we're looking back at the history of period products. Some products, like the menstrual cup, go back much further than you may think, and some innovations like self-adhesive pads, have only been around for a few generations. And how exactly is Courtney Cox involved in all this? Sit back and relax, welcome to the Maxi Pad.
2021-09-2155 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 152: I‘m Afraid of AmericansWe fancy ourselves not as regular Americans, but cool Americans. But, are we? This week we're talking about how Americans are viewed by other cultures. Are Americans seen as fake nice? Are we really super loud and coming in way too hot? Why are we like this? Give us your takes and tell us about your experiences with other cultures as Americans. Or, if you're from outside the U.S., what are some expectations you've had about Americans - did we deliver or disappoint? Tell us all about it, comment on our posts or slide into our U.S. DMs...2021-09-1444 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 151: Careless Whispers VSit back as we take your hand and lead you to the dance floor... for another round of Careless Whispers. Let us carelessly whisper sweet nothings into your ear holes about a variety of topics. Chime in on the episode's Instagram post and give us your hot takes on our lukewarm topics. Bottoms up!2021-08-3154 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 150: Only Fans - Turning its back on sex workers?Only Fans announced it will be banning "sexually explicit" content, releasing some vague guidelines about what will be considered acceptable. We have feelings about the company who built its business and wealth on the backs of sex workers now pulling the rug out from underneath them. Join us for the discussion after listening to the episode over on our Instagram post!2021-08-2433 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 149: Toxic Avengers - Toxic Femininity
In a recent post, a Reddit user posed the question: "There's toxic masculinity, but what are examples of toxic femininity?" Join us this week as we go through the article and some of the over 10,000 results (not all of them, we swear) and share any that we've been on the receiving (or, yikes, giving) end of.
Share your thoughts with us here or on our Instagram!
BuzzFeed article
Reddit Thread
2021-08-171h 25The Bottom BibleEpisode 148: Sexy Beasts & Where to Find Them
Love is blind, but douche baggery speaks loud and clear. This week we're discussing Netflix's reality dating show, Sexy Beasts. Singles are looking for love in full special effects make up, taking physical looks out of the equation, in theory... Substance doesn't seem to factor into many (any?) of the contestants decisions, sadly it's not possible to add special effect personalities. But not all hope is lost, the special effects are outstanding and there's some cultural exchanges between the American and British cast, plus you haven't lived until you've seen a man dressed as a beaver try to make out...2021-08-1045 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 147: Careless Whispers IV
It's another Careless Whispers episode! Sit back, relax, and enjoy some sweet nothings whispered into your ears. We've got sick airline burns, naked people in nooks and crannies, and our best wild day at work stories. Bottoms up!
2021-08-0344 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 146: The History of Condoms
Have you ever thought about how longs condoms have been around? Thanks to a YouTube rabbit hole, Vanessa did and launched into an epic deep dive into their past. They were invented to prevent disease, preventing pregnancy was bonus function, never the primary reason for their invention. You might be surprised to learn how long they've been in use, in earlier forms and as we know them now. Join us this week for a look back, way back, at the history of condoms. You've cum a long way, baby.
Pleasure and Love in Victorian Marriages (YouTube)
Indian Journal of Urology - 2...2021-07-271h 02The Bottom BibleEpisode 145: Watershed Moments of Male Nudity in Film & TV
This week Vanessa is joined by longtime friend and glamorous cat daddy , Shaun Prater to share some sexy, sincere, and important moments of on-screen male nudity.
Is it our imagination, or is male nudity having a moment right now? We've seen lots of bums and the occasional glimpse of a bashful schlong. But lately dicks are more frequent gusts to the party. The latest buzz has been around the Netflix series Sex/Life and last year's Watchmen on HBO.
That got us thinking about other important moments in male nudity in film and tv. Whether it's been horny, funny, aggressive, or...2021-07-201h 30The Bottom BibleEpisode 144: As If! A look back at 90s FashionDid you know the 90s started over 30 years ago? It's all kind of a blur for some of us, but there's no denying that some 90s fashions are making a strong comeback. The 90s revival trend isn't brand new, but the popularity of Cruel Summer made it crystal clear. We're talking spiral perms, chunky shoes, pin-thin eyebrows, grunge, and how fashion often times defined the different cliques in our high school years. How are you feeling about seeing your childhood trends coming back for an encore? Are you a youth experiencing these 90s flashbacks for the first time? Share your...2021-07-131h 27The Bottom BibleEpisode 143: Careless Whispers IIIPull up a chair around our creaky joints fireside chat, we're here for another round of Careless Whispers. We've got a couple of WTF news stories, some commentary on our graceful aging process, and an update on what we're currently binging. Bring the Tiger Balm, it's also time for a Cruel Summer wrap up! Warning: Spoilers at the beginning of the episode! Consult the time stamps to avoid the spoilers.
Cruel Summer Spoilers: 2:00 - 12:35 2021-07-0650 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 142: 2021 - The Year of Our SquirtLet's not be coy, we've talked about squirting before. This time, we'll go beyond the basics and discuss what's happening when you squirt, is it pee, and also can we DIY it. It's not a party trick or something only seen in porn, y'all. Did you know squirting and female ejaculation has been documented for over 200 years?! 2000 years and still so many unanswered questions and mystery! Join us around the Bottom Bible campfire and let's talk G-spots, urethral sponges, and orgasms.2021-06-2952 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 141: Let's Make A Deal!We all have our own list of deal breakers, those absolute NOs we run screaming from when a potential dreamboat crosses our paths. But what about deal makers? What are the things that can lure you into the lust zone when you weren't even looking? What quality in someone can move them from the neutral column to the lust column in your spreadsheet of attraction? Is it a quirky hobby, an Elliot Stabler tush, or an expert level skill in the kitchen?2021-06-2249 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 140: 16 Personalities - Take the Myers Briggs test with us!Two bottom sides of the same coin, different twigs from the same branch, or half of one/six dozen of another - these two Bottoms are two flavors of the same personality type. Is anyone surprised? No. This week we're discussing our personality types based of the Myers-Briggs personality test on the 16 Personalities website. Where are we on that list? Tune in to find out, then take the test (or dig up your results from deep in your email archive) and share your results with us! Curious about all 16? Click here for the descriptions. 2021-06-151h 09The Bottom BibleEpisode 139: Cruel Summer Catch Up - School's Back in Session
Trigger Warning: Grooming Behavior, Abduction
Welcome back to Cruel Summer High, y'all! Not gonna lie, the pace of Cruel Summer slowed down significantly in episodes three to five. But that teen drama groove we were served up in the first two episodes is back, baby! We're all caught up and down to talk theories, motivations, and pixie cuts. Have you been watching? What are your thoughts? Share them with us on Instagram, email us at thebottombible[dot]com, or text/call us at: (805) 628-2397.
2021-06-0848 minThe Bottom Bible138: Careless Whispers 2: Oh, It's Just a Primary Wound!Happy Tuesday, it's another grab bag of Bottoms today with the second installment of Careless Whispers. Today we're discussing our Primary Wound quiz results, judging books by their covers (literally, books), and movies. Sit back and relax and let our high peak moments soothe your ear holes, Bottoms Up! Tell us all about your favorite movie you've never watched, best book you ever picked at random, and share your quiz results with us on our Instagram or call/text the Bottom Hotline at (805) 628-2397. 2021-06-011h 03The Bottom Bible137: COVID-Nine-Peen
This week Katy takes us on the road to some recent studies examining the effects of COVID-19 on erectile dysfunction and COVID-19 vaccines on menstrual cycles. The ED study is a very small group, massive dicks we're sure, just small in sample size. The menstrual cycle study is being undertaken by Dr. Kate Clancy, who is collecting data as we speak. If you've menstruated at least once and have been vaccinated, you can participate in her survey via Twitter.
Nobody panic! As we said, these studies are very new and have not published any findings yet, we just found them t...2021-05-2555 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 136: Careless Whispers Episode 1Introducing a brand new series, Careless Whispers! These are like audio drawstring pajama bottoms, so comfy and soft, you can't resist them. We're keeping it casual and loose, talking about a few random topics that inevitably lead us down endless rabbit holes. This week we discuss: internet friends, a French band, Formula 1 racing, and taking compliments. Feast your ears on this smorgasbord that is nothing but everything all at once.2021-05-181h 01The Bottom BibleEpisode 135: Word to your MothersHappy Mother's Day, Bottom Bible style! We're shouting out our favorite mother and daughter duos (sometimes trios with Grandma making a special appearance) from television and film. What is it about certain relationships speak to us and why? We've got a little of everything - drama, comedy, documentary, absurdity, and even cartoons! Who are some of your favorite mother/daughter teams? Comment here, or slide into our Instagram DMs and let us know!2021-05-111h 23The Bottom BibleEpisode 134: Cruel Summer - Episode 2 Recap!
TRIGGER WARNING: Episode touches on the topic of abduction.
The color-coded notes and vintage references continue with Episode 2 of Cruel Summer focus more on Kate's timelines, showing us that the Queen Bee's life isn't as picture perfect as we thought. We're loving the 90s revival this series is dishing up, are you? If you've been curious about this show, from FreeForm and available on Hulu, dip your perfectly pedicured toes into it with us. We covered the premier episode last week, and are wrapping up our cliffhanger today. Let us know your takes on the series, and maybe also tell u...2021-05-0447 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 133: Cruel Summer Recap -Episode 1TRIGGER WARNING: Episode touches on the topic of abduction.
Dust off your Delia's catalogues and butterfly clips because we're heading straight back to the mid 90's via FreeForm's new teen drama "Cruel Summer".
Hot Dads, Creepy Assistant Vice Principals, local Queen Bee goes missing and a suspicious nerdy girl glow up. We cover all the major twists and turns of the series premier.
Vanessa flexes her color coded note-taking prowess and gives us a PERFECT scene by scene recap of this unique storytelling approach; a timeline that spontaneously fluctuates between 1993, 1994 and 1995.
**Fre...2021-04-2750 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 132: Kanamara Matsuri - aka The Japanese Penis Festival
The weather is warming up, the vaccines are happening, and the flower crowns are being dusted off... that can only mean that festival season is nigh. What better festival to explore than Kanamara Matsuri, aka Japan's Penis Festival! This week Katy tells us all about its origins and some of the sights and sounds you might experience there.
How to Celebrate Kanamara Matsuri
2021-04-2035 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 131: Talking Shit - Who Does Number Two Work For?
This week is a shit show, so buckle up. Pooping, we all do it, so let's just get comfortable and talk about it. How much is normal, how often should we be doing it, and what color should it be? We've got a lot to cover, so let's get to it! We can't help the few terrible dad jokes and bad puns that might occur, but we did try to keep the majority of the episode focused on real research. Look down below for the links to the information, studies, and charts mentioned in the episode.
Types of Poop - He...2021-04-1353 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 130: 2021 FirstsWe're careening into the second quarter of 2021, trying to get to the end of that quarantine tunnel. We're finally having some hopeful firsts! Vaccinations, mammograms, live shows, birthday parties (so smol), and more! Join us for a pajama pants fix, relaxed episode where we talk about the firsts that may hopefully shine the light into a quar-free zone.2021-04-0651 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 129: Emily in Paris - Bucket Hats Don't Look Good On Anyone
Emily in Paris hit Netflix at the perfect time, right when we'd burned through our lists of long-ago curated "I gotta watch this at some point" selections. We'd done as many DIY projects as we could stand, listened to all the podcasts, baked all the breads - we needed something new, anything would do! Along came Emily in Paris and her fucking bucket hat filled with delicious empty calories of fluff. And we all ate up that fluff, some in binge sessions that lasted mere hours, others taking their time and slowly giving themselves over to Emily's sweet nectar. When...2021-03-3057 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 128: It's a Set-Up!Have you ever felt personally offended by the person your friend, family, or coworker tried to set you up with? Say no more, mon amour, you've come to the right podcast. Once upon a time we've all been single and the target of a well-meaning, but maybe mostly clueless, romantic setup. And while they usually don't amount to more than an extremely awkward email exchange or painfully long coffee or dinner date, they do make for funny stories. Sit back and enjoy a lighthearted episode this week, and please enjoy Vanessa feeling personally attacked by a ghost hunting, arrogant run-around.2021-03-2333 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 127: We've got a bleeder; Katy's Emergency Fibroid Surgery
This week Katy shares a very personal story, that sadly, many others can relate to. Listeners may remember Katy talking about some irregular periods that, at first, were thought to be pandemic stress and hormone related issues. What she didn't share was that for over a year she's silently been dealing with more than just some inconveniently heavy periods. The real culprit was a fibroid, a large fibroid that wreaked havoc on her physically and mentally. A warning for those who are squeamish about hospital visits, surgery, and major blood loss - but we encourage you to listen and share...2021-03-161h 34The Bottom BibleEpisode 126: Say YAS to the DRESSES - our favorite TV and Movie Wedding DressesTelevision and Movies can have such a strong impact on our fashion and style, it's a no-brainer to instantly go to the Rolodex in our minds of fashion moments we've stored away for future inspiration. This week we're looking at the bridal inspiration board we've stored away in the dusty corners of our minds and sharing our favorite bridal lewks. Vintage vibes, pouf petticoat perfection, classic lace and satin, we've even got a pantsuit! Listen in and see if any of your favorites overlap with ours, and let us know if your own wedding moments were inspired by the silver...2021-03-0945 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 125:90 Day Fiancée FOR REAL - Interview with Dan!If you're a fan of the TLC series "90 Day Fiancée" you'll surely love this week's interview with newly nailed down, soon to be betrothed, friend of the pod, Vanessa's twin brother from another mother, Dana.
Our lovely Dana is currently engaged and madly in love with a partner who just so happens to currently live, laugh, love in other country. She shares with Vanessa the immigration process, tips she's learned along the way and how her family feels about the long distanced love affair.
2021-03-0249 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 124: Emotional Support Boobs - with special guest Bee
This week we're joined by friend of the pod, Bee! A talented medium with a saucy twist who recently started an OnlyFans page where she does topless tarot readings. Bee tells us about her experience starting her page, including some real life things like taxes and background checks, and the community of creators that support each other on the platform. A sex positive experience that is socially distant and builds confidence and community... yes, color us here for it!
A big thank you to Bee for her time, we cannot wait to have her back! If you're curious about her e...2021-02-1653 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 123: Valentine's DayHere we are, screaming into 2021, staring down the shaft of Cupid's arrow, time flies when you're quarantined in the arms of looooove. We're keeping it simple this week, chatting about some of our Valentine's day plans and dreaming of hearing your most spectacular Valentine's day fails. Apparently neither of us ever puts in any romantic effort, because there is not a fail to be found in our pasts. Help us out, tell us about a surprise gone horribly awry!2021-02-0925 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 122: I Couldn't Help But Wonder - Sex and the City Reboot discussionWe've all heard the news about the Sex and the City reboot, we ll know it's probably not going to be everything we need but that we'll watch it anyway. So let's dip into some episodes of yore, and share some of our favorite scenes from our Cosmo queens. Post-It Notes, frothy couture gowns, vibrators, and falling socialites - they're all here!2021-02-0256 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 121: Questionable Content
Hey, can we ask you a quick question? How about a quick 35? This week we're doing some speed-dating cocktail conversation with each other. Using the Proust Questionnaire, which Stephen Colbert has recently brought back into the mix. And the Pivot Questionnaire, or as you may be more familiar with it, the Inside the Actor's Studio questions asked by James Lipton. Sit back and listen, or play along and shout out your answers with us!
Proust Questionnaire
Pivot Questionnaire
2021-01-2631 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 120: Coping with Pandemic Fatigue!Pandemic fatigue is FOR REAL, we're all feeling it. This week real life experiences lead us to look up some coping skills from the experts. Join us for a casual talk about what we've been feeling and how our coping skills stack up against the advice we found. Spoiler: French tutors are saving our lives and we've been buying way too much stuff on ModCloth.2021-01-191h 00The Bottom BibleEpisode 119: History of Vibrators!
It's happening... we're going to spend the entire episode talking about vibrators! Do we even need to say anything else? Okay, fine. We're going to dispel some myths and explore the vibrator's journey from the 1800s to today. She's come a long way, baby. We've all come along way, am I right? We'll also get into some fun charts and graphs about the worldwide searches for sex toys. It's a great map, y'all, check it out. Please scroll down below for the sources used in this episode.
Clue - History of the Vibrator
Psychology Today
The BBC
The Canadian Journal o...2021-01-1252 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 118: 2021 - Our Drunken New Year's Resolutions2020, you were a lot, we're glad to have bid you adieu. Join us this week for a delightfully intoxicated episode where we discuss our hopes, dreams, & goals for 2021. They're modest, personal, and attainable; as all 2021 should be. Will be start a french speaking all female rock group? Gotta listen and find out I guess!
2021-01-0551 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 117: Vaginas in your Armpits or 100 duck sized horses? Champagne Taste Test Would You RatherWe're kicking 2020 to the curb in just a matter of days and we figured there was not better way to celebrate than with an old-fashioned drunken episode of the Bottom Bible. Join us while we try out 4 different miniature bottles of champagne while answering what the internet has deemed some of the weirdest "Would You Rather..." questions in existence. Play along with us, drink along with us and have a very Merry New Year. XOXO Katy and Vanessa
2020-12-2958 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 116 - So you think you can kink?
If graphs are your kink, you're in luck! This week Vanessa stumbled upon a scatter graph that caught her fancy, attempting to measure how taboo and popular different sexual fetishes are. The results are... maybe not what one would call "accurate" or "scientific", but they are interesting. We quickly get into some dark, slightly terrifying waters - but grab your hand wipes and galoshes and take this wild ride with us.
The original post can be found here: Knowingless by Aella (2017)
2020-12-2247 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 115: Judy Blume ; an appreciation episode!In this episode Vanessa takes us on a period prepping, masturbating praising, pubic hair growing YA journey discussing the life, the art and the impact of author Judy Blume. We discuss her most famous, her most powerful and her most controversial works. We also find out which books meant had the most impact on our lives; Vanessa specifically.
Did you get your Blume on as a youth? If so, what were some of your favorite books?
2020-12-151h 06The Bottom BibleEpisode 114: Rollin in the Deeps; we bid you BIDETThis week Vanessa shares her new appreciation for some invigorating self-care, not for the faint of heart. You know that carnival game where you shoot a water gun at a clown's face and race to fill up a balloon? It's kind of like that. Katy gives us an update on her mental health, and some signs she's learned to identify as being in The Deeps. It's no surprise that many of us are feeling a LOT these days - a pandemic, the holidays, and the current state of the world... at least we take some small comfort in knowing we're...2020-12-0850 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 113: Hold Me Closer, Tiny Pooper - Unusual Holiday Traditions
This week's show has everything - red underwear, whale skin, spider web trees, roller skating to sunrise mass, and a tiny pooper. Just when you thought your family traditions were a journey, the world says, "Hold my Krampus chain while I drag this naughty child to hell." Katy dug into the internet and found some unusual holiday traditions from around the world, and Vanessa finds a tchotchke from a trip to Barcelona that ties into one! So sit back and enjoy these international customs, maybe one will find its way into your future holiday reindeer games.
2020-12-0137 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 112: Carol Van Conway - Holidays in a Pandemic!The holiday season 'tis just around the corner, sadly, just as many areas around the U.S. and the rest of the world are tightening travel and social distancing restrictions as we see a rise in COVID cases. What is a Bottom to do? No big family gatherings, no raves, no photos with a mall Santa! But fear not, this week Katy and Vanessa discuss some plan B options, including just disappearing into the void. Share your holiday plans with us! What have you got going on for the year of our Dark Gourd, 2020?2020-11-2440 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 111: Cruel Intentions - Commiserating over shared stories about PAIN!In this week's episode we share stories revolving around one central theme, PAIN! Vanessa discusses a recent and very painful IUD replacement while Katy recounts a more, emotionally painful experience with an unbelievably difficult celebrity client!
How do you handle pain? Do you laugh, do you cry or perhaps a mixture of the two? Tell us in the comment section!
2020-11-171h 03The Bottom BibleEpisode 109: Strangers With Dishwasher CandyWe're bringing you an extra spooky episode this year because to be honest, we felt that you might need it. A bite-sized break from the heaviness that is our current state of affairs. May our extra dash of spooky be the sweet sugary nougat that helps get you paw through this week.
2020-11-031h 03The Bottom BibleEpisode 108: Safety Coffins; because we didn't have enough to fear.Do you hear that rap-tap-tappin' at the coffin door? That's me, begging to be let out, fool! We couldn't get those buried alive stories out of our heads, so this week we're continuing the theme and talking about safety coffins. It seems like we weren't the only ones who couldn't stop thinking about being buried alive, because there were quite a few models, modifications, and contraptions folks came up with. Do you have any buried live anxiety? Remember to ask that your nearest and dearest to always check thrice before putting you six feet under!2020-10-2728 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 107: Folklore Whores - Urban Legends from our hometowns and beyond!
The tricks and treats keep coming this week, this time in the form of urban legends. You know them, you've heard them, and you've retold them incorrectly at countless parties. We found some good ones, so let's gather around the Bottom Bible campfire and have a little scare 'n share.
What are some of your favorite urban legends? Share them with us at thebottombible@gmail.com or leave us a message on the old Bottom Bible after hours hotline (805) 628-2397.
Spooky Links
State by state Urban Legends
The origins of Char-Man
Animal Planet's take on Chessie
The Candy Lady
Mental Fl...2020-10-2048 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 106: 6ft (BL)UNDER - Real stories of people buried alive!The spooky days are upon us, and we don't just mean the real-life nightmares we're living. It's actual Spooky Season, and we're going to try to escape the current hellscape by diving into some terrifying tales of people who were accidentally declared dead and/or buried alive. As if we needed something else to fear, am I right? Join us in this classic search engine wormhole, let's pretend we're at a socially distant slumber party with your best pod pals.2020-10-1354 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 105: Shut your B-holes we're talking about NUDES!Unless you've been living under a dick-shaped rock, you've probably seen (or at least heard of) Chris Evans' accidental dick pic whoopsie-daisy moment. So this week we're looking at accidental celeb nudes moments, when those wacky celebrities we all know and love have accidentally, or "accidentally" posted their own nude photos. There's also a bonus callback to some royal jewels!2020-10-0637 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 104: Listener question: "Friends with Benefits" - Can you go from a "Fook" to official?This week we are answering a question from one lovely listener named Joceeelllllyyynnn. Jocelyn has asked us a simple but fairly common question: Can you go from "friends with benefits" to an actual relationship?"
So what do you think? Can you go from "fook" to official?
We weigh in, oh we weigh in HARD. Tune in to see if you agree.
Do you have a question you'd like us to answer, a hope you'd like shattered?
Send us an email at thebottombible@gmail.com
2020-09-2928 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 103: Drop Dead Fred your Drama; Our experiences with therapyThis week we have a relaxed fit episode discussing our personal experiences with talk therapy. Vanessa shares with her experience as someone who has recently just begun a brand new therapy journey. Katy peppers in her experience as someone who has been on a therapy path for about 3 years now. Join us for a relaxed but truthful discussion about our mental health voyages.
2020-09-221h 05The Bottom BibleEpisode 102: Senior Gamers! A look into the blossoming Elderly Video Gaming CommunityI'm sure by now you're all very familiar with Animal Crossing New Horizons; it was the "IT" game of the lockdown. While this game is very popular with the young, it seems to be equally as popular with the young at heart. More and more, research finds that older generations are turning to video games to ward off depression, for mental dexterity and for a sense of community. Join us as we highlight three of the most popular "Senior Gamers" currently streaming, selling turnips (if ya know ya know) and twitching their way into our hearts.
2020-09-1552 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 101: Keep your Ticonderogas out of our Trapper Keepers; (Throw)Back to School episode!
Some might say it's the most wonderful time of the year... BACK TO SCHOOL! This year things are a little different, so we're going back to simpler times and reminiscing about our back to school favorites. Must-have school supplies, back to school fashion moments, and the TV that fed our souls and filled our hearts with joy.
What were some of your must haves? Are you a Ticonderoga Stan? Did you fuck with wide-ruled trash? We want to know! Listen to this week's episode and tell us how your memories compare, we wanna hear from you!
2020-09-081h 11The Bottom BibleEpisode 100 - Our 100th Episode; Sheila Take a Bow!We sit here completely astonished and utterly perplexed as we give you our 100th episode. We cannot thank you enough for listening, for downloading, for sharing this podcast with your friends and (cool) family members. Thank you for indulging in all of our fart facts and torcons.
For the 100th episode we flipped the script and asked you, the listener, to submit to us your questions; anything was fair game. We went old media, printed them out and literally pulled them out of a hat. We reminisce about past episodes, reveal some very personal details that we h...2020-09-011h 12The Bottom BibleEpisode 99: You're HARDLY my first - a smattering of our first "times".If you're great at counting like us...then you realize this is the LAST episode before we hit out 100th episode!
True to form, our brilliant Vanessa came up with the idea to ask one each other about our "firsts"; covering an array of milestones: First bra, first kiss, first drug, first job to name a few. Meth and Beetles and Bras; oh my!
Join us, we PROMISE this episode is full of surprises!
And yes, that is an Office "Dinner Party" reference for all of Katy's fellow Office fans. Snip Snap Snip Sn...2020-08-251h 28
The Bottom BibleEpisode 98: What is a Tradwife?This week Katy deep dives into the Tradwives movement, which was is a movement that has spread with the help of social media for women who prefers to take a traditional submissive role in marriage. Sounds harmless, if not a little old-fashioned, right? Well.... Katy finds that the domestic waters are murky with the movement being mostly made up of upper-class White women, and its association with extreme right-wing beliefs and White supremacists. Join us for a fascinating look into a movement that isn't quite as squeaky clean as its followers would like you to believe. 2020-08-181h 05The Bottom BibleEpisode 97: The Lipstick EffectIt's been said that financially troubled times can be marked by the uptick in lipstick sales, is this true or just story some lipstick peddler sold us? Well, it looks like it might be the latter, but *M. Night Shyamalan twist* maybe it's actually a subconscious reaction in mate-seeking behavior! Sometimes you think you're going to do some research about self-care and feel-good mini splurges in a time of financial instability, and you suddenly find yourself scowling angrily at screen trying to tell you lipstick is your subconscious' way of competing for resources. Human behavior, as tricky as finding the...2020-08-1138 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 96: Celebrity Scandals with Troy McEady (Dunzo! Podcast)This week we had the extreme pleasure of recording with the hilarious, the brilliant, the pop culture archeologist, Troy McEady of DUNZO! Podcast.
Join us as we discuss juicy celebrity scandals and cringe with second hand embarrassment. We cover Queen Maria, Old Blue Eyes Paul Hollywood, and hot tub sensation himself Thomas Gibson.
Follow Troy on Instagram @dunzopodcast
Listen to Troy's DUNZO! Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dunzo/id1229709087
2020-08-041h 14The Bottom BibleEpisode 95: Did ya'll know Incest Porn was a thing?!Buckle up, sisters, brothers, cousins, and step-half uncles once removed, because we're about to get into some awkward adult territory... PORN. Incest porn to be exact, did you know it was a thing? No longer relegated to the "special interest" section of porn, it's out and proud! Vanessa did a deep dive into the topic and quickly resurfaced for air, then she went back and did more of a toe dip because the faux familiar waters were murky and deep. Let's hold hands and wade in together, shall we?2020-07-281h 16The Bottom BibleEpisode 94: - Dream Catchers; the dream analysis episode!
Have you ever had a dream that um, you could, uh... um, have a penis or be pregnant? We did, wanna hear about it? Great, this is the episode for you. It has everything: violent bald men, bungee cord pull backs, rainforest pee, unexplained pregnant Sporty Spice, overnight penis, and Jessica Simpson. What could our dreams mean? Do they mean anything at all? We discuss our disturbing and sometimes hilarious dreams, then look them up on what we hope is a reputable dream analysis website. Dare to dream with us, babes.
XOXO,
Your dream gals
2020-07-2148 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 93: Pandemic Periods and why they're so weird!As if we didn't have enough to worry about during a global pandemic, unpredictable periods have been a frustrating side effect for many people that bleed. Whether you've gotten the "mother of all periods" or your period is coming at random times, bleeders and doctors alike have noticed an uptick in abnormal cycles. We discuss some of the science behind these erratic cycles and share our own bizarre Pandemic Period experiences.
2020-07-1441 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 92: Planned Parenthood and the 2020 Election (A solo Katy micro-mini-sode)
I think this might be our first solo episode of the Bottom Bible but, these pandemic times call for creative measures! In this micro mini episode Katy talks about her personal experience with Planned Parenthood and the importance of exercising your right to vote in this 2020 election.
The Time article mentioned in the Episode
Planned Parenthood
2020-07-0712 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 91: Back to Life, Back to RealityThis week we're talking about something many of us are facing - going back to work after three months of stay-at-home orders! What's it been like heading back to the old grind? There have been highs, there have been lows, and there have been Karens. Ultimately, this is a story of triumph - of two bottoms, sitting side by side, watching YouTube tutorials about folding towels. We're trying something totally new this week, an edit-free episode...you'll hear us as we truly are, fuck ups and all!
What have your back-to-work stories been like? How about those...2020-06-3039 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 90: Quarantine Hauls of FameImpulse control is hard, especially during a global pandemic. Look, it's been rough, and there's only so many shows we can binge, and banana bread we can bake. A little online shopping can be very soothing, we've been doing a lot of soothing. Like, a lot. This week, we explore the highs and lows of our quarantine shopping hauls. Get ready for lots of clothes, books, candles, hats, and dog DNA kits. Someone call Suze Orman!
2020-06-231h 27The Bottom BibleEpisode 89: What Would Ben and Jerry's Do?In a world full of Karens be like Ben and Jerrys.
This week we decided to have a discussion about the protests taking place across the country, and across the world. We're not experts, and aren't here to explain things to anyone - we wanted to have a conversation about our reactions and how we've tried to educate ourselves and get informed.
2020-06-1657 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 88: Musky Cherry Cordials; a listImportant note: This episode was recorded and set to be released before the death of George Floyd and the powerful Black Lives Matter protests that erupted, all over the world. We want to take a moment to again express our full support of the Black Lives Matter movement & destroying White Supremacy. We will be back with another episode next week, talking more specifically about these recent events.
This week's episode is a long list of weird things we dislike but most people absolutely love; it's a lasagne of friendship. We hope it brings you some joy!
...2020-06-091h 09The Bottom BibleEpisode 87: Cringe Queens! (Our top choices for Reality TV's Cringe King and Queens)If this stay-at-home order has taught us anything its that we love to be socially responsible and we live for cringe-worthy reality stars. This week we are giving you an entire episode dedicated to what we believe are the TOP most cringey reality tv stars and personalities. Anyone is fair game, lads or ladies and we held back zero punches.
After you listen to this episode hop over to our instagram and cast your VOTE for who you think should be crowned the Queen of Cringe poll, gender need not matter in this poll or ever.
...2020-05-261h 10The Bottom BibleEpisode 86: (Darcey) Silva Linings PlaybookThis week we go in DEEP with one of realty tv's most talked about personalities, Ms. Darcey Silva. Some people love her, some people may loathe her but, at the end of the day it's undeniable that her whirlwind relationships make for some delicious reality television. Come hang with us while we dissect Ms. Darcey's psyche and share some analysis from some true experts in the field of psychology; what makes this thirst queen so thirsty?
2020-05-191h 23The Bottom BibleEpisode 85: The Bottom Bible After Dark!This is our first ever "Bottom Bible After Dark" episode! These are the episodes that happen when the tape just keeps rolling. We are several cocktails in and are throwing structure to the wind. It's just a chat, a sloshy tête-à-tête.
This episode we're releasing was recorded WELL before Social Distancing and Quarantining was required. It feels like a lifetime ago. We miss recording in the same room but understand the importance of sheltering in place, distancing and flattening down that curve. So until we can saddle up next to one another in the sam...2020-05-1250 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 84: Multiple Orgasms!If you have a vagina then you've likely discussed, researched or experienced multiple orgasms. As it turns out this climaxing phenomenon has more layers than just reaching orgasms, over and over again. Join us as we discuss what's actually going on when you're hitting that triple cherry.
2020-05-0555 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 83: Our Quarantine Soothes - What's keeping us calm?What's keeping us calm during this Covid-19 Quarantine? This week we discuss what we're doing, what we're watching and what we're listening to; to help us pass the time.
What are ya'll listening to? What are you watching? Tell us over on instagram!
www.instagram.com/thebottombible
2020-04-281h 17The Bottom BibleEpisode 82: Hickory Dickory Cock - The Dick Pic Episode!We've discussed the occasional dick pic here or there but, a friend/listener pointed out that we've never done a FULL episode on the unsolicited dick pic. So here it is. We focused our discussion primarily on heterosexual men sending dic picks to heterosexual women, as most of the research is centered on these two groups. We also discovered mid episode the wild, magical world of penile Clothing and Accessories. So cute, so wild, we're not joking. Please visit our instagram for glorious links and pictures.
www.instagram.com/thebottombible
2020-04-2158 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 81: The Bottom Bible Origin Story!Have you ever wondered how the Bottom Bible Ladies met? Or how this podcast was formed? Sheltered inside with comic books, delicious garbage television and all of our quarantine snacky snacks we bring you: The Bottom Bible Origin Story! Find out how we met, where the idea for this podcast came from and what we're most looking forward to once life returns to a new but, somewhat familiar routine.
Next week we'll talk about penises. No really, next week we're talking about penises.
2020-04-141h 03The Bottom BibleEpisode 80 - Love is Blind PART DEUXThis episode is brought to you by listener request! We had a listener reach out and ask us if we'd revisit the Netflix series "Love is Blind" since we only covered the very beginning a few episodes back. So obviously, we finished the series and please enjoy this lengthy episode where we discuss the brides who literally crash and burn, the baby voices, the makeup debt of it all.
2020-04-071h 38The Bottom BibleEpisode 79: Nocturnal Orgasms in Women (Recording while Sheltering in Place)As promised, we're going to continue to bring you weekly episodes despite not being able to record in the same room together. We definitely miss recording in the same space but are more than happy to obey California's "shelter in place" order because it means that we're doing what we can to flatten the curve. Stay safe, stay well and stay home (if it's not essential). Onto the episode!
This week Vanessa has brought us some FASCINATING fart facts about "Female Nocturnal Orgasms". We'll learn all about the science behind it, the frequency in which most women...2020-03-3141 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 78: Social Distancing Podcast - Corona Virus updatesLife feels a bit surreal these days. Communities around the world are sheltering in place due to the outbreak of the Corona Virus; Covid-19. We recorded this episode last week, just a few days before Governor Newsom enacted his "Shelter in Place" order. We decided to do the responsible thing and record this episode via Zencastr. Tune in to hear what we're doing to keep ourselves safe and sane during this Global Pandemic. We hope you're staying safe & healthy! Remember, to stay home if you can and wash those hands!
2020-03-2445 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 77: We react to "Love Is Blind" - *SPOILERS*Obviously...we're the Bottom Bible. We're here to ask you one question: Should you binge watch "Love is Blind"? Short answer; omg babe yes. It is everything you look for in a reality dating show ANNND more. Now put yourself in quarantine and join us for this episode where we share our thoughts on this hit Netflix series PLUS our ideas on how to REALLY put a relationship to it's test. Fancy a trip to Ikea anyone?
2020-03-1746 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 76: Language and GenderTaking a closer look at the impact that gender in languages may have on our societal perceptions of gender and its fluidity. How it can shape the way we view the world and the 3 types of languages, when looking through the lens of gender. How does gender in language impact us?
2020-03-1044 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 75: Never Have I Ever - Minisode!We're stepping into March the only way we know how, with games and general tomfoolery. Play a rousing game of "Never Have I ever" with us and learn who was detained by the Texas police, who has been forever scarred by Warrant's "Cherry Pie" and which one of us has witnessed a Glory Hole, IRL.
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The Bottom BibleEpisode 74: Frida Mom Postpartum Ad BannedThis week we're talking about the Postpartum ad from the company "Frida Mom". This ad was banned from airing during the Oscars because it was "too graphic". You can watch the video here. Since we've never experienced postpartum for ourselves we'd love to hear stories from anyone who has! How do you feel about this ad?
2020-02-2533 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 73: "We Stan Jerry" A Discussion on Netflix's hit show 'Cheer'Tune in for an epic hour long discussion on Netflix's hit original documentary series, Cheer. We discuss what we loved and without question what we hated about this epic cheerleading documentary. Join us for some very strong feelings, words, and drinks.
2020-02-181h 05The Bottom BibleEpisode 72: Y.A.? (WH)Y NOT!Hello you beautiful people, it's been a week! So we dug through our files and discovered an episode we recorded back in the summer of 2019 but, never released! We're discussing the most influential Young Adult Books from our collective youths. You'll find out quickly Katy has a difficult time recalling important plot points while Vanessa could flawless give a dissertation on her books in a HEART. BEAT. Stay tuned and Stay Golden...(spoilers).
2020-02-111h 07The Bottom BibleEpisode 71: Asexuality; our interview with Liz!We've been wanting to cover the topic of asexuality for a very long time but, felt it was important to discuss this topic with someone involved in the Asexual community. This is where Liz comes in; an absolute delight of a human being who sat down with us for over an hour discussing asexuality in all its multifaceted beauty. Enjoy!
2020-02-041h 01The Bottom BibleEpisode 70: Have Pie, Will Travel! (What it's like to travel alone)She BACK ya'll! This week we interviewed a personal AND fan favorite, Lex about the dangers/risks/hurdles of traveling while woman (or as a member of a marginalized group). We took this podcast on the road and headed south about 45 miles to a sweet little diner for a couple slices of pie, a few glasses of wine and one hell of a delightful conversation. We hope you enjoy!
We're ever so grateful to Lex for letting us be our BB guinea pig as we branch outside the comfort of the Bottom Bible podcast layer. A million t...2020-01-281h 01The Bottom BibleEpisode 69: Hey Baby, What's your sign?Thought we'd do something a bit more cheeky for our 69th episode didn't you? Well instead of sex positions, you're getting the position of the constellations on the day you were born SON (lady, person, however you identify). This week we take a look at Astrology; the sun, the moon and the rising sign. We also share some of our favorite instagram astrology meme accounts along with some of our top favorite memes.
Astrology believer or not, you're gonna wanna check this out.
Jenny Slate Interview we discuss in the episode!
2020-01-2156 minThe Bottom BibleEpisode 68 - Flirts and SquirtsEver wonder what makes someone a great flirt? Or perhaps you're wondering why your game isn't as strong as you want it to be. Let us walk you through the Science of Flirting, some flirting masters of the animal kingdom and round things out with some hilarious flirting blunders.
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