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Halfway To Middle AgedJ‑Bone Schools Vernmo on Crypto & Craziest Podcast Roasts💥Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast Episode #48Send us a textIn this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a no‑filter clapback showdown.Brace yourself for:✅ Gen Z explainer on Web3 vs. classic midlife mindset✅ Uncle’s hilarious “back in my day” takes✅ Viral punchlines you’ll want to clip and share✅ Debate sparks that’ll have both fans fired up⏱ **Timestamps:**0:00 Episode intro & theme setup 1:45 J‑Bone’s quick crypto 101 for Vernmo ...2025-07-2344 min
Halfway To Middle AgedNephew ROASTS Uncle Over Dating Apps 🤣 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast Episode #47Send us a textIn this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, 21‑year‑old nephew J-Bone hilariously ROASTS his 46‑year‑old Uncle Vernmo over dating app etiquette, awkward midlife moves, and those “back in my day” rants. Brace yourself for:✅ Savage generational banter ✅ Unfiltered takes on adulting and modern dating ✅ Uncle’s cringe-worthy advice that might actually work ✅ Nephew’s viral-ready clapbacks that had us in stitches 🎙 Jump in for belly laughs, family dynamics, and relatable nuggets about growing up (or not quite yet) in a compressed midlife moment.👉 **Timestamps:** 0:0...2025-07-2248 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#40 Kanye West, camera malfunctions, and a lot of laughs! #PodcastSend us a textWelcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make for great comic relief to others. Thank you to everyone for joining us if it’s your first time welcome! We are finally over 50,000 subscribers and we appreciate each and every person who has decided to take time out of their lives to listen to us ramble for a little bit. As wi...2025-05-0737 minHalfway To Middle Aged#37 Our second annual St. Paddy’s day Episode with live audience!Send us a textsecond annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic first hand. We had quite a few green beers which leads to even more curse words and we used to so we apologize upfront This week as with every week you laugh. We model our style off of some of the podcast comedy Giants such as #TheBasementYard #BadF...2025-04-0842 minHalfway To Middle AgedEpisode #36 Top Adam Sandler movies + Are you a fan of carnivals??Send us a textWelcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career of the great Adam Sandler pick our favorite top three of his movies. We also discussed the new happy Gilmore two trailer. We spend some time discussing how we don’t really care for affairs and carnivals and don’t necessarily feel safe on the rides. Given the fact they c...2025-04-0841 minHalfway To Middle Aged#27 Pornhub top keyword search by States + Unrealistic New Years Resolutions and Squid Games is backSend us a textWelcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the restWelcome to Episode #27 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! On this episode we...2025-01-2937 minHalfway To Middle Aged#26 Megan Fox Subservience: Can we make our own AI helper??- Christmas over eating & traditions!Send us a textWelcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the restEpisode number 26 of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast! Merry Christmas everyone!! This will be...2025-01-2930 minHalfway To Middle Aged#29 The Basement Yard favorite moments, Bathroom hygiene, $50 Gift card giveaway, Sauna StoriesSend us a textWelcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the restThanks for checking out episode #29 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! We will...2025-01-2940 minHalfway To Middle Aged#28 Dry January and it feels so good! Post shots massive weight gain + Superman 2025 Trailer!!Send us a textWelcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the restWelcome to episode number 28 of the Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast. This episode Vernon and...2025-01-2932 minHalfway To Middle Aged#30!! Vernon loves a hot water Bidet much to J-Bone's amusement. Super Bowl picks & breakfast faves!Send us a textWe model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world through a comical lens and here to deliver our funny stories weekly.Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives...2025-01-2939 minHalfway To Middle Aged#18 We do a Halloween countdown! Who won?? Are Reese's peanut butter cups overrated?Send us a textWelcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest as this is episode 18. On this episode number 18 of the halfway to middle aged podcast the...2024-11-2740 minHalfway To Middle Aged#15 The boys play would you rather and do some countdowns and a private parts draft 😂😂Send us a textThe @HalfwayToMiddleAged podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do a private part countdown and fantasy draft! They also discuss their weeks as usual and all the funny things that have happened. They follow the lead of some of their favorites @thebasementyard @badfriends- Please check our videos and like and subscribe! Also, if you would please turn on notifications for all videos and giveaways!! Thanks as always!Support the show2024-11-2634 minHalfway To Middle Aged#17 Halfway To Middle Aged The Boys do a Reddit reaction video + their hilarious countdownsSend us a textThanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the university of Albany and New Paltz New York. Halfwaytomiddleaged is about a usually inappropriate middle aged uncle dying to stay young and relevant discussing life and weekly events with his much younger 21 year-old nephew. Our goal each week is to make you laugh and we are always open to new...2024-11-2527 minHalfway To Middle Aged#22 Nearly died in Nashville's CMA award show! Kurt Angle our biggest fan? WWE watch along GiveawaySend us a textEpisode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with his other nephew Hunter, who rarely drinks but when a little hard and had some issues with his type one diabetes the following morning. Obviously, that was a very serious situation and nothing was funny about that but the rest of the trip was kind of a funny disaster has nothing when...2024-11-2433 minHalfway To Middle Aged#21 Tyson VS. Paul +Venom 3 Thoughts and WWE Survivor Series War Games Give Away and Watch Along!Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of Taboo themes and adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: On Episode 21 of the Halfway to Middleaged Podcast J-bone and his uncle Vernon discuss their week and everything funny that happened in it. They talk about the Tyson Paul fight which is airing on @Netflix who they think is going to win...2024-11-2346 minHalfway To Middle Aged#20 Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink?Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot Loops, Pops, Lincoln Lawyer, Meta Ray Ban Sunglasses, Road Head, NFL< >Support the show2024-11-0640 minHalfway To Middle Aged#19 Is it Weird??? Sleeping in socks, pants and a sweatshirt?Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, handjob joke, J-Bone's wife, VernMo, sleeping in socks pants and a sweatshirt, a touch of the spectrum, ordering hoodies, cool blue, trick or treat competition, dinner talk, pizza, BJ's, John Cena or Rock in...2024-11-0134 minHalfway To Middle Aged#16 SuperHero Draft, Joker 2 s*cked balls, Threesome's and NYC!Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the earth, Superman, Thor, Wonder Woman, baby, Flash, hottest superhero woman, NYC experience, tour bus, Hotel Edison, Times Square, made walked in, your wife's friend is at home for a threesome, rules, BlueChew, 4 hour rager...2024-10-2440 minHalfway To Middle Aged#12 J-Bone Trade height for d*ck length? J*ckoff on BlueChew, Hungover editionSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pissed on the front seat off new car, vacation, outer banks, drinking, sober run, party in West Virginia, game, taking shots, Saratogas, intervention incoming, binge drinking, middle aged effects, Four Loko, Vernon should smoke weed, superbowl predictions, Jets, 49ers...2024-10-2332 minHalfway To Middle Aged#11 "I Only came here to get my D*ck S*cked" Daddy what does that mean?Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, belligerent asshole, super high def, camera fail reactions, Lake George, Daddy what does I only came here to get my dick sucked mean, Rock out with your cock out, looking up cocksucker, kids, free agency, peanut butter whiskey, upcoming vacation...2024-10-2232 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#10 Manscape my A*shole, You can eat off my bush! Professional EditionSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn star, old man porno, Steph Curry, basketball, Pornhub Scouts, Allstar game song, Karaoke, auto tune, wig, Billy Ray Cyrus, hair transplant, Hulk Hogan, Manscaped, hair stench, shaving chest, you can eat off my bush, pubes, ass hair, manscaping my...2024-10-2035 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#9 S*x with a Condom and Non-Alcoholic Beer are completely F'n Useless!!Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ozempic fails, being recognized, barbeques, the Beatles, named after Elvis dad, Vernon, electric vehicles, Ford lightning, does ozempic counteract birth control, condoms, fertility clinic, drop my load, bringing specimen cup back to desk, bad porn DVD selection, pull and pray, diabetic, ozempic babies, bud light baby...2024-10-1826 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#8 Mom was a Fluffer! Vernon's Unfulfilled Childhood Dreams, Would you Fluff?Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: childhood hoop dreams, dunking a basketball, thought I'd be a pornstar, boxer, UFC, MLB player, sarcasm elevated, weather, J-Bone dream, thought compared from as a kid to middle aged, skydiving, 3rd base for the Mets, cock size, J-Bone possibility to get in MLB, Porn industry or...2024-10-1721 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#6 Ozempic weight gain, Sparky shits to Kansas City in Porta Potty Nightclub Plane Airport...Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Kansas City trip, shitting in porta potty, walked in while shitting on plane, shit in nightclub, Taylor Swift theme party, being oldest man in the room, SnapChat, shitting at airport, girls at the bar, being insulted, smug prick aura, dudes, conjoined twins, jealousy, dating, sex with, 2...2024-10-1630 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#5 Daddy it smells like coke!! Try not to curse, Jon Bon JoviSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: daddy it smells like cocaine, Nashville, curse too much, F word, Marijuana, feedback, college effort, film, subscribers, retention, having a kid, gender reveal, twisted tea, vape, lame, drinking beers, shots, new demographic, Guinness blonde, Preakness stakes, warm alcohol, basement yard, George Bishop, 90 year old godfather, jokes...2024-10-1529 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#4 Penn State, Drinking, Life facts and 'They don't know who the F*ck I am" J-BoneSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: penn state, stats, drinking, getting drunk, beer, heavy drinker classification, burgers, life expectancy, Tik Tok, YouTube, first porn, heart disease, J-Bone professor life stories, annoying guy at gym, interrupts in sauna, if Vernon wife gains weight he'll leave, shallow Hal, Rattlin Bog, bar, They don't know...2024-10-1422 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#3 Shots, Puke, Repeat!! Wheel of Shots Drinking GameSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: shots wheel, drinking game, mental matureness, mannequins, idea, porn, truth or dare, Jim Beam Vanilla Red Stag Stab, Fireball, Road head stories, cut hole in popcorn at the movies, glory holes, girl blew dad, shot game, vodka, Jose Cuervo, Smirnoff, Ivan Draggo, Rocky, Paulie should have...2024-10-1246 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#1 The Ho Down Discusses 90 year old Drunk Godfather (raised in the 80"s)Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Episode 1 includes many topics, including: Vernon discusses his dads idea of making an 80 year old drunk his godfather, J-Bone wants to play guitar, Crazy town, country singers, Nashville trip, drinking, comments or ideas, wife likes him better, graduation, Gigolo as possible career, Tik Tok, alcohol, explicit content, cock pics, eclipse, Facebook photographers, fake...2024-10-1127 min
Halfway To Middle AgedNFL, Butt Bleaching, The Rock, Future Revenge plans for my kidsSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion in this podcast include: jerking off, is J-Bone high, technology issues, anal bleaching and hygiene, balding, old yeller, previous giveaway live, scammers, we made connections, going to jets home opener, tunnel experience from season ticket holder, ravens, crazy kids, revenge on kids, pent up aggression, tattletale kids, vaping or J...2024-10-1136 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#2 Saint Paddy's Day Jason thinks he can beat Shaq in a fightSend us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: St. Patrick's Day wear, body confidence, J-Bone discusses why he has a shot at beating Shaq in a fight, Rock Dwayne Johnson or Mark Wahlberg, Questions for The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Rocky movies ranked, Sylvester Stallone, Favorite actors compared and ranked, favorite woman actresses ranked with 20...2024-10-1135 min
Halfway To Middle Aged#7 Hawk Tuah! We gonna Spit on these Things!Send us a textVernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW J-Bone and Vernon as per ususal ramble on about various topics and spend a bit of time discussing The Tik Tok viral sensation The Hawk Tuah Girl. Other topics in this episode include Tequila, DWI Justin Timberlake, if Vernon was a cop, sex, dick talk, grinder, Top 5 food after leaving bar, Top 5 fast...2024-10-1125 min