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Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E18 - Surface TensionThe group's arrival in Austin plunges them straight into deep waters. Patience, Eli, and Silas pursue Professor Grist and his grad student Lambert, attempting to uncover an artifact known as the dream stone. Haunted by nightmares, the posse faces dark forces emerging on the university campus.Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Harm to Children, Body Horror, Substance Abuse, Animal Attacks, Gun Shots (sound fx), Violence, ProfanityKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickDialogue Rough Cut Editor...2025-07-091h 13
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E17 - The BirdsJunction spirals further into blood and chaos. Eli, Silas, and Julius reappear into a grisly crime scene, while Moni and Patience face terrifying reckonings of their own.Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Eye Trauma, Animal Death, Body Horror, Forced Restraint, Gun Violence, Death, Profanity, ViolenceKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickDialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina HaenzeAudio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupPlayer CharactersBridgett Jeffries as...2025-06-201h 05
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E13 - Fire on the WaterJulius, Silas, and Eli find themselves in deep waters, figuratively and literally. Aboard a "borrowed" boat, they face deadly threats lurking beneath the waves. Will everyone make it back to the docks?Content Warnings: Body Horror, Drowning, Death, Gore, Profanity, ViolenceKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickDialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina HaenzeAudio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupPlayer CharactersLondon Carlisle as Julius Ruffin2025-04-091h 02
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E12 - CalliopeJulius, Eli, and Silas navigate the fallout from Salvatore Barbosa's fate, seeking answers aboard a gambling boat named The Amber Rose.Content Warnings: Death, Gore, Profanity, Violence, Choking/Vomiting, Drug and Alcohol Abuse, CoercionKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickDialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina HaenzeAudio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupPlayer CharactersLondon Carlisle as Julius RuffinChuck as Eli Malcolm2025-03-261h 14
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E11 - Fish TalesJulius, Eli, and Silas left College Station and headed to Edgewater, Texas on Pinky's orders. They're a bit aimless, but need to find a man named Salvatore Barbosa. Will they be able to track him down before mob rule overruns this distressed port city?Content Warnings: Death, Gore, Profanity, Violence, Gun Violence, Broken Bones, Smoking, Harm to AnimalsKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickDialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina HaenzeAudio Editor, S...2025-03-0554 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E10 - DownhillJoin the aftermath of our beach adventure and learn what happens to the university camps of El Capitan. Will Chester and Patience ever be able to leave? And what became of Moni?Content Warnings: Death, Profanity, Violence, Gun Violence, Broken Bones, Smoking, Harm to AnimalsKeeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycupCampaign Author: Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer: cuppycupContent Editors: cuppycup, Graeme PatrickAudio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupPlayer CharactersBrandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoyBridgett Jeffries a...2025-02-1355 min
Club and Resort TalksWes Forester, PGA Director of Golf at Reynolds Lake Oconee Discusses RichlandWes Forester, PGA Director of Golf at Reynolds Lake Oconee joined Rob Thomas on the Club + Resort Talks podcast to discuss Richland—the seventh golf course at the Greensboro, Ga. property. The new 18-hole layout was created by acclaimed course architect Tom Fazio by combining nine holes from his existing National course with nine all-new holes.
This gives Reynolds Lake Oconee two Fazio designs (Richland and The National) along with courses from Jack Nicklaus (Great Waters), Rees Jones (The Oconee), Jim Engh (Creek Club), and two by Bob Cupp (The Preserve and The Landing).
The new Richland turns the Bluff ni...2024-11-1728 min
Another Round 315Lauren CuppLauren Cupp joins Wes and Brad on this round of Another Round. Lauren, wife to Wes, has many speed golf championships, world record, and has coached the Hamilton College golf team to some NCAA bids. Check it out!Wall Street Journal - https://www.wsj.com/articles/speedgolf-lauren-cupp-world-record-11629474214Today Show - https://www.today.com/video/welcome-to-speedgolf-where-18-holes-take-only-50-minutes-121148997914Hamilton College - https://athletics.hamilton.edu/sports/mens-golf/roster/coaches/lauren-cupp/452024-02-1252 min
Moose’s Monster MashXmas Day 2: Reunion From Hell 2 Deep Dive and Release UpdateHayden Newman returns to discuss the Home media release date and potential streaming date for Reunion From Hell 2. We also do a spoiler free deep dive into the movie. Full movie review below.
Reunion From Hell 2 Review
Reunion From Hell 2 is a fantastic sequel to the first movie, and an improvement on the story of Riley Connor and his family. It's Empire to A New Hope. RFH 2 is leaps and bounds better than its predecessor. The combination of the writing, acting, story, cinematography and chemistry between then actors draws you in to this t...2023-12-1447 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyExtraction 3/3 - EndlessWill our explorers survive or succumb to the asteroid or each other in this gripping Cosmic Dark finale? (Part 3 of 3)If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley:https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Body Horror, Classism, Disfigurement, Gaslighting, Isolation, Medical...2023-07-1353 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyExtraction 2/3 - LonelyTensions mount as the crew embarks on a rescue mission in this episode of Cosmic Dark. (Part 2 of 3)If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley:https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Body Horror, Choking Sounds, Disfigurement, Gaslighting, Isolation, Medical Procedures...2023-07-1246 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyExtraction 1/3 - GlowingIn Cosmic Dark, a brand new game from Graham Walmsley, our team of space workers experiences unsettling effects on the asteroid they are mining. (Part 1 of 3)If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley:https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Body...2023-07-1154 minAnother Round 315Reaction to Rome Primary ResultsBrad and Wes sit down with a bottle of Thirsty Owl wine and talk about the results of the Rome primary election.2023-07-0713 minAnother Round 315Boilermaker Air Quality ConcernsWes and Brad continue on a bottle of Dry Riesling Thirsty Owl wine and talk about the possibility that poor air quality from the Canadian fires could shut down the Boilermaker.2023-07-0707 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyDead Light 2/2 - Some DevilWill the Carfax family successfully rescue everyone at the diner and outwit the Dead Light themselves? (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Abortion, Body Horror, Children in Peril, Death, Gaslighting, Profanity, ViolencePlayer Characterscuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreAlex McDaniel as RoseRyan...2023-06-2137 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyDead Light 1/2 - Snow LightningThe Carfax family sets out to visit their parents in Arkham when everything goes sideways in a blizzard near a small town gas station. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Auto Accidents, Death, Gaslighting, Profanity, ViolencePlayer Characterscuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreAlex McDaniel as...2023-06-2055 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyMurder Shack 3/3 - SplinteredThe situation is dire inside the cabin as our surviving investigators try to find a way out. (Part 3 of 3)If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Shack Call of Cthulhu scenario, back the Good Friends of Jackson Elias on Patreon at any level and then download issue 5b of The Blasphemous Tome.https://www.patreon.com/GoodfriendsofJacksonElias**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18...2023-06-1542 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyMurder Shack 2/3 - What a Shack WantsOur trio of investigators plus Annie arrive at the shack. Is this the same cabin where their relatives were found dead? Unravel the mysteries of this shack in the woods, if you dare! (Part 2 of 3)If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Shack Call of Cthulhu scenario, back the Good Friends of Jackson Elias on Patreon at any level and then download issue 5b of The Blasphemous Tome.https://www.patreon.com/GoodfriendsofJacksonElias**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public...2023-06-1441 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyMurder Shack 1/3 - SurvivorsIn this riveting new Call of Cthulhu podcast, our investigators encounter a new member during a group therapy session. Is this young woman the key to their closure following the brutal acts inflicted upon their loved ones, or is she the harbinger of a fresh bout of unimaginable horror? Tune in to unravel the mystery. (Part 1 of 3)If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Shack Call of Cthulhu scenario, back the Good Friends of Jackson Elias on Patreon at any level and then download issue 5b of The Blasphemous Tome.https...2023-06-1342 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyFactory Records 2/2 - Welcome to the MachineJoin our investigators who learn more about the strange machinery in the factory and its purpose. (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Body Horror, Lewd Humor, Profanity, Rats, Substance Abuse, ViolencePlayer CharactersScott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane LoreBridgett Jeffries as Minniecuppycup...2023-04-2053 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyFactory Records 1/2 - Metal Machine MusicJoin our investigators who are scouting an abandoned factory as a new rehearsal space for their experimental band. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Lewd Humor, Profanity, Substance Abuse, ViolencePlayer CharactersScott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane LoreBridgett Jeffries as Minniecuppycup as...2023-04-191h 02
Ain't Slayed NobodyA Dance With Darkness 3/3 - AnnunciationJoin us in this spine-chilling episode as we journey through a dark manor filled with hidden secrets. Our characters, Captain Stone, Miss Radcliffe, James, and Emma, split up to explore, uncovering ancient books and hidden passageways. Will they escape the horrific truths of the Budleigh family, or will they succumb to darkness? Tune in for a Cthulhu Regency adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat. (Part 3 of 3)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable...2023-04-0655 min
CullyWes' Takes/ Conspiracy Theory VegasWes Cupp is our guest and steps up with a few fiery takes that puts the guys to shame. Review of the national championship game, along with a conspiracy theory Josh has about the betting line in Vegas. If Josh ends up at the bottom of Saratoga lake, everyone will know why. Wes talks about capitalism and how college sports could set up a system to compensate student athletes which will encourage them to stay until they graduate. Josh believes the SEC is the best in football but does not care or prepare kids for life in the real world...2023-01-2939 min
Ain't Slayed NobodySafe Space 2/2 - ReckoningIn the conclusion of this modern day scenario by Rina Haenze, our participants will discover that this program offers more than they bargained for. Will they finally confront their fears? Will they survive group therapy?Buy this scenario by Rina Haenze from DriveThruRPG.https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/416790/Safe-Space**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing....2022-11-181h 02
Ain't Slayed NobodySafe Space 1/2 - Time BombIn this modern day Call of Cthulhu scenario by Rina Haenze, a doctor, a lieutenant, a pastor, and a professor attend a group therapy session to address strange and disturbing events from their recent pasts. Will the facilitator be able to help our group through their issues, or will the past be too heavy to overcome?Buy this scenario by Rina Haenze from DriveThruRPG.https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/416790/Safe-Space**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This...2022-11-151h 02
Ain't Slayed NobodyDead Man's Tooth 2/2 - Shareholder DelightWill one of our hopeful investigators join the executive board at Graves Corporation? (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115Patreon ideas we used in the story: "Corpse Tooth" by Dusty Dean, "Co-workers on a mandatory team-building retreat" by Q10fanatic, "Flashy Costume" by Cassie C, "Empty Town" by Sir Dinky the Frog, "Innocuous Inn" by Kirinash, "liquid shadows" by Shuikkanen, "Zippo lighter and hand sanitizer" by Chris Bates, "A shitty wooden oar and a locket with a picture of a...2022-10-301h 01
Ain't Slayed NobodyDead Man's Tooth 1/2 - Fast TrackJoin our investigators on a corporate retreat as they prepare to impress the mysterious Mister Ruiz. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.CONTENT WARNINGS:Lewd Humor, Profanity, ViolencePlayer CharactersScott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane LoreChuck Lawrence as Chetcuppycup as RichardRina...2022-10-281h 08
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E7 - AmbrosiaEli arrives in College Station to carry out his mission for Professor Bleeker, while Julius and Silas attempt to break out of the jail after their horrific discoveries. But getting out of jail may be more dangerous than going in, and there's no guarantee anyone will make it through this adventure alive. Will anyone at the opium den notice Silas is missing? What does Dr. Hackett really want with Ambrose? And what's up with all the rat's blood on the walls?Transcript: DownloadContent Warnings: Incarceration, Mental Illness with Delusions, Profanity, Violence, Rodents...2022-06-291h 01
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E6 - Block PartyBack in Junction, Moni, Patience, Chester, and Eli receive assignments from Professor Bleeker, while in College Station, Julius and his new friend Silas break into the jail to try and rescue Dr. Hackett's son Ambrose. The jail is full of deadly secrets and strange folks, and even if the two posse members find their quarry, they may not like what they discover. What strange experiments are being done in the town jail? Can the posse trust anyone who offers them assistance? And can Julius get through an episode without accidentally killing someone?Transcript: Download2022-06-2855 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyBleeker Trails E5 - Pipe DreamWhile Moni and Patience deal with the literal fallout from Junction's water stop crisis, Julius arrives in College Station on his mission for Professor Bleeker. New posse member Silas joins his quest through a chance encounter in a den of sin, and the two begin a dangerous romp through the tunnels beneath Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College. What's that strange chanting sound coming from the tunnels? Who is the mysterious Silas, anyway? And just what, exactly, is going on with Dr. Hackett and her...plants?Transcript: DownloadContent Warnings: Drug Use, Profanity, Violence...2022-06-141h 04
Slasher ScottyEpisode 237: Darren Lee Cupp InterviewScotty is back with another episode of Slasher Scotty and his guest is none other than Darren Lee Cupp, who played Wes in Reunion From Hell 2. Darren discusses with Scotty an interesting and scary story about getting to the cabin for filming, how this film is a mix of Friday the 13th and Scream, how he got his start as a dancer, and much, much more.2022-02-1312 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyTotally-Not-A-Cult Gathering 2/2 - Gone FishingThe conclusion of our two-part Halloween Special for 2021. Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.2021-10-311h 08
Ain't Slayed NobodyTotally-Not-A-Cult Gathering 1/2 - Family MeetingScott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering.Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Blood and...2021-10-2758 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyUNLAND 3/3 - Last AdmissionOur investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horrors still lurk in the shadows? The truth will come out. One way or...2021-09-151h 16
Ain't Slayed NobodyUNLAND 2/3 - Emergency ExitOur investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series...2021-09-151h 05
Ain't Slayed NobodyUNLAND 1/3 - Theme ParkourOn this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's patience before he shoves them into the park himself? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring...2021-09-131h 41
Ain't Slayed NobodyFan Q&A: Y'all of CthulhuWe answered fan questions about Season One of Y'all of Cthulhu. Learn more about how the show works, our opinions on horror, some bits of backstory, and more. **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried...2021-09-0257 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 21/21 - My Beloved MonsterAt last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and darkness as Johnny calls on an unlikely ally and the sheriff reaches out to forces she may not be able to control. Who will win in the final showdown? Where's Erik? Can the world survive what's being unleashed upon it? Find out in this final ride down season one's darker trails.Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**...2021-08-311h 38
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 20/21 - Well ActuallyEvents in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny awakens from his horrific ordeal, the stars begin to align...but for what? Can Johnny find Jeremiah and reunite what's left of our beleaguered posse? Will he have the strength to complete the ritual that might be their best chance at salvation? Is Ellie strong enough to take on Colin Brock alone? And will anyone be left to tell the tale? Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to...2021-08-171h 25
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 19/21 - HushabyeWhile Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the lost souls of Olvido may have unintended consequences as he charges recklessly into the dangers ahead. Is there any hope of salvation, for Olvido or our po...2021-07-131h 12
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 18/21 - Gross AnatomyWith the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go? Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people...2021-06-081h 11
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 17/21 - Out of TimeOur posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape the doom hanging over their heads? And will they have the guts to do what needs to be done? Transcript: Download2021-04-271h 08
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 16/21 - Separation AnxietyThe blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin Brock's plan? Will anyone survive the endgame? And what's the deal with the goat woof, anyway?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**2021-04-131h 07
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 15/21 - The WeightDark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with Colin Brock, while Johnny, Jeremiah, and Father Flint venture deeper into the dark heart of the hotel. What cosmic horrors await the party in their investigations? Will the mystery of Ellie's father's murder finally be revealed? And what (or who) is making that awful scream? Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115...2021-03-111h 14
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 14/21 - Key IssuesThe posse discovers the joys of a split party as Lance and Ellie ride off in search of Colin Brock, Father Flint and Jeremiah investigate a mysterious locked door, and Johnny babysits Bertie. Tensions rise and new mysteries await around every corner, if the party can survive to untangle them all. Will Ellie finally have her revenge on Colin Brock? What is up with these overly-cheerful townsfolks, anyway? And what lurks behind those locked doors?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon...2021-02-161h 09
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 13/21 - Dust DevilsThe posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin Brock and confront the demons of their past? Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal...2021-01-141h 18
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 12/21 - Weekend at Bertie'sIt's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of unease grows exponentially the closer they get to their final goal. What terrors await them in the barn? Will Lance ever awaken? And is Ellie, at long last, about to have her revenge on Colin Brock? Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the...2020-12-081h 02
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 11/21 - Dying LightOur posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journey's end. The flora and the fauna aren't all what they seem to be down darker trails, and perhaps not all the townsfolk are content to see the party off on their merry way. Will Ellie ever get revenge for her father's death? Where's everyone's weaponry? What's up with the rocks around here, anyway? And most importantly, is this the episode where we finally get to Olvido? Transcript: Download2020-11-171h 07
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 10/21 - Down Darker TrialsThe posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**...2020-09-031h 06
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 9/21 - House CallRested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails.Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon...2020-09-011h 05
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 8/21 - Bed, Bath, and BeyondThe party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**2020-08-111h 07
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 7/21 - Mountain LionOur posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed...2020-07-141h 07
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 6/21 - Run of LuckOur posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or will this side quest ultimately prove fatal?Transcript...2020-06-091h 25
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 5/21 - Six UndergroundOur posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App...2020-05-121h 17
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 4/21 - Rolling in the DeepThe posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest?Transcript: Download**Add ou...2020-04-141h 16
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 3/21 - What Dreams May CallIt's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importantly, just how much whisky can the party drink in one sitting?T...2020-03-101h 15
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 2/21 - Burning Man (Reloaded)Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators, or will they die in a hail of bullets?Transcript: Down...2020-02-1157 min
Ain't Slayed NobodyY'all of Cthulhu 1/21 - Hang 'em Low (Reloaded)The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way to some kind of resolution?Transcript: Download...2020-01-1451 min