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Green Eggs... and Man?Kan You Crack the Code?Pages 62-63 (Image: https://bit.ly/3CKkeE8) “I do so like Green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!” Abraham stands satisfied with his arm around Sam.thanks for going on this journey with us everyone.Only the fork remains on the plate which now sits–much like the final page–empty. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://c...2021-11-2348 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Okay… Don’t Meet Your HeroesPages 60-61 (Image: https://bit.ly/30yEiMN) “And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. … Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!” Abraham and Sam walk out of the water.we are stuck inside the book PLEASE HELP US PLEASE. The others wave goodbye from the water. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://cool...2021-11-1640 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Pleading Only Kinda GuiltyPages 58-59 (Image: https://bit.ly/31uL5ap) “Say! I like green eggs and ham! ... And I would eat them with a goat…” Abraham holds a fork and smiles.welp we are on trial… not feeling great about our odds.Samantha and Abraham share their first moment of true camaraderie. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-11-0942 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Upbeat at StarfleetPages 56-57 (Image: https://bit.ly/3Cy5uZM) Abraham frowns as he holds up a green egg with a fork.we are in starfleet world and we don’t know what’s real and what’s a kobayashi maru anymore...does anyone even read these messages?Everyone quietly leans forward, for this is a page of silence. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-11-0253 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Seatbelts, Chekhov’s Gun (For Real This Time)Pages 54-55 (Image: https://bit.ly/30YqR8U) “Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.” Waist-deep in water, Abraham begins to acquiesce to Sam.we’re looking for josette–has anybody seen her?The onlookers eagerly anticipate a satisfying payoff. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-10-2647 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Dying to Leave the AtticPages 52-53. (Image: https://bit.ly/3DMQJmg) “You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.” Wading in water, Abraham considers his choice.please help we’re stuck in jaime scary’s attic and can’t get out.The others watch the action, eyes open wide. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaud2021-10-1948 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Nothing in the BasementPages 50-51. (Image: https://bit.ly/2YxlnRg) “I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Sam and Abraham continue their struggle while submerged underwater.we have arrived at jaime scary’s house (uh oh).Bubbles emanate from all around Abraham and Sam. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-10-121h 00Green Eggs... and Man?Every Podcast Needs a Road TripPages 48-49. (Image: https://bit.ly/2Yn9vBB) “I do not like green eggs and ham!” Abraham asserts himself as he collides with the water.time to save wes with a roadtrip to toronto!All others appear perfectly happy to end up in the ocean. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-10-0538 minGreen Eggs... and Man?There Will Be Blood DrinkingPages: 46-47. (Image: https://bit.ly/39w0h88) “I could not, would not, on a boat. … I do not like them ANYWHERE!” Everyone is falling in midair as they collide with the yellow boat.help is wes sick because he’s acting weird.All eyes are closed with the exception of Abraham, Sam, the fox, and the sea captain. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-09-2843 minGreen Eggs... and Man?it's the HoroscopE kilLer, peoPle!Pages 44-45. (Image: https://bit.ly/2XBPuqq) “Would you, could you, on a boat?” The train launches off the railroad towards a yellow boat waiting in a body of water.we have a new guest who is scary.The sea captain appears ready for their arrival. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-09-2148 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Totes My GoatsPages 42-43. (Image: https://bit.ly/2VqOJj0) “Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat!” As the train whizzes along, Sam lifts the hatch to a secret compartment containing a goat.adam’s wife panayiota needs to help. The goat’s eyes are closed. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Special Guest: Panayiota Kuvetakis Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsi...2021-09-1451 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Unleash Your Inner MousePages 40-41. (Image: https://bit.ly/3BDQitq) “You do not like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Zoomed way out, the train chugs along on rickety rails as Abraham makes a proclamation.did adam do something terrible last week??A solitary house stands in the distance next to two palm trees. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additio...2021-09-0750 minGreen Eggs... and Man?bakiNg is sO greaT!Pages 38-39. (Image: https://bit.ly/3jhvodg) “Would you, could you, in the rain? … I do not like them anywhere!” Rain smatters both the train and all the characters standing atop.we’ll focus on structurestructurestructure while josette is around. The train accelerates out of the tunnel unflinchingly. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-08-3150 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Yikes! It’s the Fun Police!Pages 36-37. (Image: https://bit.ly/385QnsX) “Say! In the dark? … I would not, could not, in the dark.” Deep in a dark cave, Sam and Abraham argue atop the train. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-08-2447 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Really Very Topsy-TurvyPages 34-35. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xI4DTh) “Not on a train! Not in a tree! … I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am!” Abraham stands tall atop the train as it enters a tunnel. Steam ekes out of the smokestack and only two of the three train passengers appear from this angle. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Addi...2021-08-1736 minGreen Eggs... and Man?All Aboard! (The Lincoln Special)Pages 32-33. (Image: https://bit.ly/37vlkGL) “A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?” The car flings off the tree on a collision course with a speeding train. Only a poorly-rendered Abraham shows shock at the events unfolding. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-08-1043 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Countin’ TheoriesPages 30-31 (Image: https://bit.ly/3C4pjbj) “I would not, could not, in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. … I do not like them Sam-I-am.” The shoe-car, perched precariously atop a tree, dangles over a cliff. Abraham makes a declaration while the rest of the passengers stare, rapt in attention. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https...2021-08-0346 minGreen Eggs... and Man?So: Daredevil or Tree?Pages 28-29. (Image: https://bit.ly/3rBJcBI) “You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!” Sam drives the car up a tree. Abraham sits on the hood, peering over the precipice. The Fox, Mouse and Green Eggs and Ham are unperturbed. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-07-2752 minGreen Eggs... and Man?You Want Fries With That?Pages 26-27. (Image: https://bit.ly/3exhSiH) “Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car.” Sam collides into Abraham with a car in the shape of a shoe. The fox and mouse sit in the backseat, content. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Addition...2021-07-2051 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Nobody Puts Abie in a BoxPages 24-25. (Image: https://bit.ly/36oUBv7) “Not in a box. Not with a fox. ... I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Abraham storms over a red hill with his fist raised and bubbles of displeasure trailing behind him. The box stands in the corner, a not-so-distant memory. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with A...2021-07-1342 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Not My Step-Brother’s KeeperPages 22-23. (Image: https://bit.ly/3h7Bhsq) “Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?” Sam stands in a constructed box that hangs in a tree along with a proud fox. Abraham’s disappointment is palpable. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-07-0649 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Exeunt Pursued by Chrome ThemePages 20-21. (Image: https://bit.ly/3heftu4) “I do not like them in a house. ... I do not like them, Sam-I-am.” Abraham angrily walks into some teal bushes, arms up in the air. The house now appears in the corner of the page in miniature. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-06-2950 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Peace 4 Vampires & WerewolvesPages 18-19. (Image: https://bit.ly/2SgiotE) “Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?” Sam stands on the windowsill of a house. A mouse sits at a table, whereupon the fateful plate resides. Abraham’s eyelids belie sadness and confusion. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-06-2250 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Something Something Booty TownPages 16-17. (Image: https://bit.ly/3glwlOV) “I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am.” Sam and the plate are barely visible in the corner as Abraham walks away into red bushes with his posterior prominent. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam...2021-06-1547 minGreen Eggs... and Man?It’s a Kobayashi Maru, Y’allPages 14-15. (Image: https://bit.ly/3zj6iRp) “Would you like them here or there?” Sam now holds two long pointing sticks capped with gloved hands, indicating two distinct locations. The green eggs and ham balances atop their head. Abraham frowns, a squiggle from his head indicating displeasure. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-06-0844 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Enter the MatrixPages 12-13. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6) “I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.” Abraham holds up a hand to Sam’s plate of food indicating his refusal. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-06-0145 minGreen Eggs... and Man?This Hand is Your HandPages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj) “Do you like green eggs and ham?” Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.2021-05-2544 minGreen Eggs... and Man?This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH) “That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!” Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-05-1840 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Enjoy... the Perfect JokePages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1) Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-05-1142 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Say Hello to Robot DadPages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb) Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-05-0444 minGreen Eggs... and Man?Once Upon a Time in Dog WorldPages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst) A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-04-2730 min
My Imaginary Broadway FriendBONUS: Green Eggs... and Man? Episode 1We're taking a break from our regularly-ish scheduled Broadway-themed programming to bring you the first episode of "Green Eggs... and Man?"—a new podcast by the (non-demigod) Weston Scott and the (non-demigod) Adam Niemann! When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero's Journey, solipsism, and Se...2021-04-2035 min
Green Eggs... and Man?Judging a Book by Its Cover(Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4) “Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background. Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio2021-04-2035 min
Green Eggs... and Man?*Trailer*Welcome to Green Eggs... and Man?, the show where Wes and Adam break down a children's book one page at a time! In anticipation of Adam’s baby, we’ve gotta race to make sure this book is kid-safe and age appropriate. But the book might have other plans… First episode drops April 20th! Theme Song by Chris Lambert2021-04-0301 min
My Imaginary Broadway FriendWell, Bono and The Edge Tried (Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark)This week we're joined by the Demi-god of Marvel (Adam Niemann) to talk about everyone's favorite 75 million dollar circus tragedy, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark". We will give $75 million to anyone who can tell us what that title is supposed to mean. CW: brief mentions of child abuse and very soft pistol sound effects2020-11-251h 45