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Segment CitySegment City Episode 224 - Jeff Bezos Get Your Tits Out“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!”
“Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking cacao content, a criminal leaving urine in people’s recycling bins, a UK woman arrested for “cyber farting” at her boyfriend’s ex, Theo presents some “Retail Therapy” by showing...2025-06-051h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 223 - The Shrimp Cocktail Meet CuteThis week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about.
Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job.
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This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and...2025-05-011h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 221 - Takedown of The TakeoutIt’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out.
This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot.
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SI...2025-04-231h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 220 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like t...2025-04-091h 05Segment CitySegment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.
This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.
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This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.
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This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including the crimes that spike at New Years and wacky crimes reported in Maricopa county Arizona, Theo takes the criminal discussion to Florida with three news stories of wild F...2025-02-191h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the EmpireRoyalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair.
This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discuss Oreo’s latest product that some are calling the most Oreo Oreo ever.
Will has stories from across the pond, including horror sto...2025-02-051h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild DeceptionsDo you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures!
This week on the podcast Theo brings the completely predictable rise and fall of Hawk Coin, and how Domino’s has entered the ranks of companies that completely missed the point of Squid Game.
Will introduces the next big technology sure to sweep the nation: The...2025-01-221h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 214 - The Turkey Cannon TheoryWhat a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine vintage circa 2024?
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the newest and weirdest Hercule Poirot movie “A Haunting in Venice” and the “Wicked” movie, Will asks “Who is it for?” about a sound proof mask that goes over your mouth and allows you to have private conversation, Build-a-Bear Workshop’s head scratching collaboration with Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza...2025-01-151h 11Segment CitySegment City Episode 213 - New Years, New Rules!Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019…
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about strange Christmas gifts, how people deal with New Resolutions, Theo goes over his new Rules for 2025 which compounds on top of his absurd rules from previous years, upcoming Food and restaurant trends in 2025 including savory coffee flavors, getting saucier, higher quality convenience store offerings, and others! Also, a Wallace and Gromit-esq device leads to a New Years death.
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2025-01-081h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 212 - There Are So Many Worse People Out ThereWe don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy!
This week on the podcast Theo brings news of a 93 year old Italian woman who’s still out there starting new businesses, but only specifically in Miami for some reason. He also has a report of just how many Uncrustables the NFL goes through each year, and it’s truly and ungodly amount.
Will has some updates about children being arrested for acting like animals...2024-12-191h 08Segment CitySegment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...”
“Slow down my son. They did what?”
“They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!”
The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em, why not join them?”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s envy of a first class passenger on a flight having an Apple Vision Pro, some occupation based Hells (like how Gambler’s Hell is that they always win a...2024-12-111h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 210 - I'm a Banana Pudding FreakBanana pudding has a special place in my heart and in my belly, and frankly I wasn’t planning on sharing any with you anyways. I made 3 big lasagna pans pull of it and that’s for me, I hope you brought your own dessert for this episode.
This week on the podcast Will brings us philosophical razors, and report of cops that just want to play tag.
Theo has a story of Gordon Ramsay’s last meal on Earth, and poses some new hypothicals for Will to puzzle over.
Email us at segment...2024-11-271h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 209 - BACK TO FORMULA?!Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.”
This week on the podcast, the boys chat about 19 Crime’s Frankenstein themed wine, the Rule 34 higher/lower game, a Japanese man who got a realistic dog suit, a scientific study that rubbed a dye used in products like Doritos to make a mouse’s skin translucent, we go back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” where Theo shows off some disgusting eBay taxidermy including a mouse in a cof...2024-11-2159 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 208 - It’s Illegal to Feed an Alligator a Bagel. Did I know it? NoSometimes you run across a friend you didn’t know you were looking for. And sometimes the law doesn’t agree with your friendship.
This week on the podcast Theo brings the results of the Chestnut vs. Kobayashi hotdog showdown, and Will has a report of cows that stand over 7 feet tall. They also discuss a Florida man’s journey to befriend an alligator with bagels, and how different presidential campaigns were sunk.
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This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. Brown’s (“Marney” from HalloweenTown) collab with McAllister’s Deli, a UK man fined for dressing as a ghost and scaring people in the cemetery, the story of a masturbating ghost of a monkey that resides in Athelhampton Hall in Dorset, some odd Japanese mascot costumes including an angler fish, a penguin enima, a bondage bunny, a floor plan wrestler, and a realistic kappa, and Will...2024-10-311h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 206 - How the Fireworks Market Exploded!Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about backhanded compliments, how people’s quirks become their personality as they grow up, if podcasts will eventually cover every imaginable topic, Hot Pocket’s Zip-Off Sleeve Christmas Sweater press release, how the fireworks market has grown, the story of a returned Van Gogh from a smash and grab heist, and more Presidental Nominee gaffs that ended their careers includ...2024-10-241h 06Segment CitySegment City Episode 205 - Jeeves is Very... DiscreetJeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very protective about his Sunday activities.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the Boston “Mobsters and Lobsters” tour, and the new Ghost Burger from Carl’s Junior. Will has a news story of Al Pacino encountering the void, and then they dive into some hypotheticals.
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This week on the podcast Theo and Will talk about showing power points of vacations, the problem with reaction content creators, a recent drone display of Steve Harvey’s face in Atlanta, the arrival of “Demure Fall”, the “Uncanny Valley” makeup trend on Tik Tok, perusing “r/AmItheAsshole” to determine if a sister is allowed to be angry after being used as a pit stop when her sister was in town when...2024-10-031h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 203 - Skibidi Toilet TycoonSometimes you type something and think, “What am I doing with my life?” Writing that episode title was one of those for me.
This week on the pod Will discusses just how historically attractive he really is, and predictably Theo is having none of it. He also brings the story of the world’s toughest gut as awarded by the Guinness Book of World Records.
Theo brings news of the the haul of prizes Olympic medalists are being awarded with around the world, and a report of Michael Bay’s film adaptation of Skibidi Toilet.
Ema...2024-09-251h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 202 - Are YOU Addicted to Adult Diapers?Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare…
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about takin’ a big ol’ bite of a sandwich, ranking what pets Theo likes and doesn’t like, British recipes that were supposed to emulate bananas in WWII, Will reads a WikiHow article on “7 Ways to Know You are Addicted t...2024-09-111h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 201 - Cavemen vs AstronautsThis week on the podcast we ask a very simple question: Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? I feel like that’s enough of a hook that right now you already have lots of opinions on this, and you can bet Theo and Will do too!
Tune in to hear us discuss stealing an Olympic baby and how the weight of visitors is changing tourism in Japan. Will also brings a wild story of a Norwegian espionage operation, and Theo has some posts from Am I the Asshole in which one man explodes his wh...2024-08-281h 00Segment CitySegment City Episode 200 - What if we Kissed on the Frankenstein Rollercoaster?We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie about the history of Pop Tarts, a Niagara Falls Burger King connected to a Frankenstein museum that has a Frankenstein roller coaster on its roof, the absurd world of house number numerology where different house numbers have different energies, the boys go back to “The Taxidermy Shoppe” to loo...2024-08-2159 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 199 - The Kardashians' new look: Salmon FaceFashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face.
Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexpected into their faces. I’m not going to give it away here, you have to listen to find out! Thought I’d give it away for free in the episode description? Think again!
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss what their optimal biome is, and Theo brings stories of Andre the Giant’s incredible drinking stats, and another of what has to b...2024-08-0957 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 198 - Debunking Airhead’s Mystery FlavorLooks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s probably exactly that.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a dangerously boozy 4th of July sangria, how Bostonians really are, debunking the white “Mystery Flavor” Airhead, we light up a segment about The International Church of Cannabis in Denver, CO, Theo takes us into the shady history of Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.2024-08-011h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 197 - At 4am on ESPN Ocho, the Michael Jordan of ExcelFame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in the sheets you are.
This week on the podcast Theo and will discuss the new DiGiorno and Deadpool pizza collab, as well as a new flavor of cotton candy that’s just hit the streets: Ranch. Will has the stories of Taco Bell art heists, and finally Theo has a report of the 2023 Excel World Champsionships.
Em...2024-07-241h 05Segment CitySegment City Episode 196 - All Hail the Sacred Whale!Are we now part of a whale based cult? Maybe. Is the whale now part of our cosmology? Possibly. But was the seafood potluck they put on great? Absolutely. A little heavy on the krill though…
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about times they were disrespectful, how scams have progressed and yet have not, Renowned hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut not going to a hotdog eating competition because of sponsorship disputes, two strange Salt Lake City monuments that have taken on new religious meaning including the Gilgal Sculpture Garden with a sphinx wi...2024-07-171h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 195 - Paul Maud CheezPut your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me!
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest in Cheez-It technology, and Will has a scientific breakdown of what words are funny. Theo has a review of the Icon of the Seas, the biggest cruise ship ever to hit the open ocean, along with some tales of the terrible people who boarded it.
Email...2024-07-121h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 194 - Buy 1 Grill, Get 10 more for Free!“Welcome back to QVC! The channel for selling strange products even though the internet exists. Today we have a… Buy 1 grill, get 10 free? This can’t be right. I know I’m breaking character but that’s a really dumb deal. What does the company get out of giving out free grills? Ugh. Whatever. Next we have a lobster shaped monster truck for sale…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “Furiosa”, what media or pop culture that we missed the boat on, a lobster shaped monster truck named “Crushstation” that accidentally cut a powerline, Red Lobster’s disastro...2024-06-281h 11Segment CitySegment City Episode 193 - One Small Bird for Man, One Large Bird for Birder KindEveryone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a single small bird.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss how life seems to slow down after listening to podcasts on 2x speed. Will has a story of a man who wrote the book on comedy and we’re here to judge the results. Will also has a report of which countries have the most prison escapes by helicopter. Theo bri...2024-06-191h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 192 - Date My AI Concierge“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the funniest to be remade within the Cars Universe, Doritos collaboration with Mountain Dew to create a new Baja Fiery Mango soda based chip flavor, the story of the crossdressing spy Shi Pei Pu who...2024-06-051h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 191 - Jacu-jii the Human Jacuzzi FaucetJapan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a wide range of topics, starting with Marvel movies and their ongoing listlessness. Will brings up the question of different media that should have clicked, but for some reason just doesn’t. He’s also got an investigation into mascot culture in Japan.
Theo has a review of Pancak...2024-05-221h 17Segment CitySegment City Episode 190 - A Lemon for Bathing“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chap...2024-05-151h 06Segment CitySegment City Episode 189 - Extreme BirdingBirds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.
This week on the podcast Theo has a breakdown of Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Ramen, and Will has an amazing tale of a group of extreme birders who attempt to see as many birds in a day as they can. From meticulously planning their route over the year all the way through the 24 hour sprint of a day, we’ll bring yo...2024-05-0957 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 188 - The Unkillable SoldierCan a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s eyes, Pringle’s collaboration with Crocs including a new flavor and a Pringle’s holster, how Chilean TV integrated a beer ad for Cerveza Cristal into Star Wars, a...2024-05-021h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 187 - Armchair Knife SwallowerYou ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself — that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach someone.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the hilarity of the canned vegetable lobby, and whether pizza needs even more cheese. Will educates Theo on the in...2024-04-241h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 186 - Dr. Eggman’s Diabetes PSA“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!”
“But… I don’t have diabetes!”
“Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian radio station that is putting out disturbingly strange broadcasts that are thought to be used for spies or as a...2024-04-171h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across.
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2024-04-111h 02Segment CitySegment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bathroom, the American debut of the KFC “C...2024-04-041h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?New! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help!
This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with some advice on how to meet your...2024-03-281h 11Segment CitySegment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup ZoneYou ever just need to be alone with your thoughts with your soup, uninterrupted by children? We completely get it. You're with friends here.
This week on the show Theo and Will discuss different monodiets and the perils that may come with them. Will takes us through the history of the Bermuda Triangle, and Theo unveils new rules for 2024!
2024-03-201h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin NoisesIt's hard being a Goblin. Nobody respects you. Everyone looks down on you (literally). And their always stealing my trinkets! But one day they'll see! I'll be a singer and make my Goblin noises where they will be appreciated!
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Theo’s tussle with an extra spicy chicken sandwich, Will’s Yankee Swap debacle featuring a maligned bag of frozen Ikea meatballs, the Instagram account “Mugshawties”, Theo laments the death of Fruitstripe gum with their disappearing flavor and temporary tattoos, Will takes us to the Bermuda Triangle with a “Conspiracy...2024-03-071h 06Segment CitySegment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok“Ah, I see you have found my tree top castle tree house. Though you will find that you were a fool to come in here with all that tasty blood of yours- Is that an acorn? Even though I’m a vampire now, I’m still a squirrel. How about we trade the acorn for letting you live. Deal?”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what constitutes a Christmas stocking stuffer, news stories of car sized tumbleweeds, neon green canals in Venice, and bursting wine tanks flooding Portuguese streets. Also this episode, Doritos is colla...2024-01-311h 11Segment CitySegment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?In this week’s episode we have a deep dive on the like of Rocky Aoki, a top contender for title of Most Interesting Man in the World. Founder of Benihana, speed boat racer, balloon pilot, and so many other monikers that are too many to list.
We also run you through a WikiHow on how to be annoying, tune in to see if you might unwittingly qualify.
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2024-01-171h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman“... It’s a tough competition this year at ‘The World’s Most Condescending Person’ competition! Despite France winning the majority of years, it might be- No, it looks like a French man won it again! And a physicist no less! Remind me to send him some congratulatory cigarettes…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how media keeps repeating itself, a Tumblr user’s list of “Phrases you can use in any situation”, Theo goes over his top movies, video games, shows, and books for the year, Will takes us through some Space news with a mysterious questio...2024-01-041h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 177- A Post Elf WorldIt’s a holiday roundup! This week’s podcast has entirely Christmas and holiday themed segments, just in time for you to sit around the fire with your family and all tune in to Segment City.
Theo has a report of a Taco Bell holiday party that went completely off the rails, and a collection of festive Florida Man stories.
Will has a bundle of Santa crime news stories, and an edition of Amazon Erotica that’s wrapped up just for you ;)
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This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how different the Polar Express movie differs from the bo...2023-12-201h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 175 - Now Wait Just a Horsey SecondHey, what’s the deal with airplanes? They’re like a room, but move diagonally? And they don’t serve oats. Listen I’m a horse, I really shouldn’t be here.
This week on the podcast Will talks about his recent 10 year high-school reunion and all the wacky characters he reunited with there. He’s also got some thoughts on what makes a good pet, and some news stories covering a slew of topics from pizza restaurant robbery to the world’s oldest skydiver.
Theo’s got a recent report of a horse that got loose on a pl...2023-12-131h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 174 - How to be a FurryHave you been getting bored of your life? Have you tired of being so hairless and not blue? Have you been looking for that push to finally get into the Furry community? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Get all your furry advice from two men who have never been furries nor have engaged in their community!
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about their personal picks for best pie flavors and US regional pies, Cinemark’s insane ploy to get popcorn, Icees, and other theater snacks delivered to your door, Will explains “How To...2023-12-071h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 173 - Combat JugglingYou are in for a wild ride on this week’s show, the segments are coming fast out of left field!
This week Will and Theo discuss haircuts and shaving, and Will introduces Theo (and the world) to Combat Juggling. Theo brings news on the world’s most expensive hotdog, and a segment on the world’s richest dog.
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2023-11-291h 02Segment CitySegment City Episode 172 - “When you have two nails and a wire, everything looks like a hot dog”We have all heard the saying “When you only have a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Well, decipher the title of this episode and tell us what it means because I don’t know.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about temporary tattoos, reckless Boston drivers, the New York Times’ list of best food innovations like a 3d frosting tool, new types of avocado, voice automated mixers, instant grilled cheese, and more! Also on this episode Will asks Theo “What Sounds Better to You?” with a variety of foods that have different names in th...2023-11-221h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 171 - An Operating System for GodThis week on the podcast Theo and Will muse about which fruits could next have advertising on them, and Theo has a million dollar sandwich idea. He’s also brought the story of a man who single-handedly developed an operating system for the big man himself. Will’s brought instructions on how to craft your perfect fursona, as well as some spooky Amazon erotica finds.
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2023-11-151h 03Segment CitySegment City Episode 170 - The True Story of the French Nobleman who inspired BluebeardCan we really be labeled as a comedy podcast when we spend the majority of an episode talking about a famous murderer? Frankly my dear listeners, I don’t give a damn.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting rid of tough weeds, what our first Halloween costumes memories are, seasonal pumpkin spiced red vines, Will tells the horrid (and lengthy) tale of Gilles de Rais who was the right hand man of Joan of Arc as well as a real life fairy tale villain and murderer.
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This week on the show we are joined by the one and only Rachel Robison! She’s brought us a collection of wacky foods from Utah to react to. Theo also has a story of a maybe real life ancient alien?
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2023-11-011h 02Segment CitySegment City Episode 168 - How to Seduce Your ProfessorMake no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this position so reckon with that first.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo talk about the Joey Chestnut’s legendary attempt at Buffalo wings, and Will brings us through a WikiHow article on seducing your professor. Theo has a Wikipedia Historian on the Baker Street Robbery and how it almost succeeded.
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...2023-10-251h 06Segment CitySegment City Episode 167 - The Surprising History of Renaissance FairesTurns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what horror movie tropes creep us out, the 5 best food based Halloween costumes, a food that apparently neutralizes garlic breath, the surprisingly history of Renaissance Fairs, and we go to the Drama Corner about a woman who goes nuclear on her boyfriend’s life when she figures out he is cheati...2023-10-181h 13Segment CitySegment City Episode 166 - ”I’ve got a sword. Good luck.”Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting old, new slang terms like “rizz”, Taco Bell’s experimental Baja Blast Gelato, a biggest Loch Ness monster hunt in 50 years, a man who puts a £50,000 Isis bounty on his own head (don’t worry, he has a s...2023-09-201h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 165 - Meathead MathLemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My youth!
This week on the podcast Theo has a report of a few Florida residents up to their old shenanigans. Will brings us a legendary forum debate that is bound to leave you dumber for having listened to it. Finally, we round out the podcast with one of the best Taxidermy Shop segments to date.
Emai...2023-09-061h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 164 - How to Apologize to your Cat“You have climbed all the way up this mountain to receive my wisdom. What would you like to know?” the Guru said.
“My cat Sprinkles seems mad at me, so I thought you would, like, maybe, help me to apologize.”
“If that is what you are asking then I think you have bigger problems.”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about impulse shopping, which is more stressful: Physical mail or email, Oscar Myers releasing a disgusting straw that looks and tastes like a hot dog, how to apologize to a cat, we go into the...2023-08-311h 05Segment CitySegment City Episode 163 - The Gravy DietSome call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your body and replace your natural fluids with this thick delicious brown goop then you’re in the right place.
This week on the podcast Theo has a report from Santa Claus, Indiana where they’re building a gravy themed rollercoaster that is sure to delight. He also has a Wikipedia Historian story of the crazy Nazi scheme to crash...2023-08-231h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 162 - It Ain’t Easy Being ParcheesiNothing like being bullied at a family gathering and then they get to move 20 spaces just to rub it in.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about learning Parcheesi for the first time, how there should be a ego price to having cutesy generated avatars, why Mark Zuckerberg might beat Elon Musk in their boxing match, the German children’s television character Brundt das Brot who is a depressed piece of toast, Theo tells us about the Baltimore Gold Horde which was gold found by some boys in a cellar of a tenement not once bu...2023-08-171h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 161 - You Can’t Do That, Candyman!This week on the podcast we get straight into it! No intros, right to the segments!
Will tells us the story of the Demon Cat that haunts Washington DC who terrorizes lazy security guards and generally wreaks havoc. He also has more news of the Australian artist who really loves making people uncomfortable, and finally he brings us over to Amazon Erotica.
Theo’s got news of a Skittles and French’s Mustard collaboration you’ll never guess! Ok well there’s really only one thing that collab could be so maybe you could guess. He’s als...2023-08-111h 02Segment CitySegment City Episode 160 - Australia’s “Terrifyingly Nipply” SkywhaleI don’t think it is terrifying! In fact, I believe more balloon creatures should have breasts! Actually please don’t quote me on that…
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the “Barbenheimer” trend, if they would have weird digestion patterns for a million dollars, Hooters opening 6 units in Florida and Las Vegas, people getting upset at a busty seagull statue in Massachusetts and a multi-breasted whale hot air balloon in Australia, Theo takes us down to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” where he shows off eBay listings for a mouse in a teacup, a shitty Shakesp...2023-08-041h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 159 - Anti 420 Ghost HunterIf you’re thinking about visiting the old asylum, make sure you’ve got all the gear you need: flashlight, electroscope, magnetic field detectors, the whole lot. But ghosts hate that Devil’s lettuce, leave that stuff home or you might drive em wild with anger.
This week on the podcast Theo brings the latest concoction from Burger King Thailand, the Cheeeeesburger. He also has another batch of Farmer’s Only profiles.
Will has a Wikipedia Historian about a very dumb cultist, and how Gen Z is using a British accent as a self defense mechanis...2023-07-261h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 158 - ”This isn’t a handmade airplane, is it?”“... Why do you ask?” The pilot responds, just as the duct tape holding the wings on fails.
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Apple Vision Pro and its controversial price tag, a new pasta shape designed by a podcast called “Cascatelli”, McDonald’s newest nasty creation: The Hashbrown Oreo McFlurry Ice Cream Sandwich which combines hot potato with chocolate to really ruin your day, a woman wins a cheese rolling race down a hill despite being knocked unconscious, a MAGA supporter being scammed into buying “Trump Bucks”, and eBay listings for a mouse magician...2023-07-051h 08Segment CitySegment City Episode 157 - Jesus’ Hot Girl Summer in JapanListen, the guy already has stunning locks, ripped abs, and the suffering look is really in right now. Why shouldn’t he show off his summer body in Japan? Well he has to walk there first, but that’s only going to make him more fit.
This week on the podcast, the Theo and Will talk about severing different parts of our personalities like the show “Severance”, if God farts and poops, a man who dumped 400 lbs. of pasta in the woods, the story of how Jesus moved to Japan after switching places with his brother, and America’...2023-06-281h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 156 - Mango Ranch DipThe accompanying marketing statement for this one said “dipping will never be the same” which… I dunno, I guess I’ll let you decide that one.
In this week’s episode we explore one of the weirdest “game changing” devices entering a McDonald’s near you. Will has two news stories of successful self defense with a slingshot, and a dog driving.
Theo takes will down the road of Farmer’s Only profiles to find a hot date.
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This week on the podcast Will brings a Conspiracy Query about a senator body swap, as well as a report of a woman having a full body… “expression of physical joy” during the philharmonic orchestra.
Theo’s got a report of thousands of bees dumped on a highway, and a Wikipedia Historian investigating the link between a certain Pope’s grudge against cats and the black plague. Finally...2023-06-101h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 154 - A Nude Horse is a Rude HorseAnd nothing is worse than a rude horse.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s preacher grandfather who revealed he hates organ music, how frustrating it is to watch content that is about your profession, going over stupid Tik Tok “foodhacks”, Will goes over the most obvious hitman plot ever as a Air National Guard put his resume on rentahitman.com (a fake hitman website), Theo continues the trend of dumb crime with stories about a bank robbery committed with a cucumber and a Taliban leader who turned himself in for his own wa...2023-05-2559 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 153 - Challenging Yourself to a Hot Dog Eating Contest“Wanna see me eat 15 hotdogs? You don’t? Ok well I’m gonna do it anyways.”
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the mayhem in Philly when a kid challenges himself to a hotdog eating contest, and Will walks us through the downfall of beloved (by someone) sandwich chain, Quiznos. Following all those food segments, Theo has one of the least appetizing editions of the Taxidermy Shop yet featuring a creator who attempted to power wash one of their creations to a pretty horrifying end.
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This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the Danish “Kageman” or “Cake Man” that is a tradition that is only meant to disturb children, Theo takes us on the flavor journey that is the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream, Will tells us the newest scientific breakthrough as Scientists unveil a meatball made from cloned mammoth meat, Theo recounts a Gorilla atta...2023-05-041h 05Segment CitySegment City Episode 151 - 43% Poo, 100% SmellyDon’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means.
This week on the podcast Will talks about the many methods of getting rid of lionfish, as well as a report on the new nutritious Lunchables. Which is pretty much admitting that they weren’t nutritious before, but hey who’s even paying attention. He also talks about a man who is re-enacting Easter to the most literal degree for the 33rd time in a row.
Th...2023-04-271h 06Segment CitySegment City Episode 150 - Corporate HR’s Guide to Quitting Your JobTip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week.
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about sending postcards in 2023, how weird modern advertisements are, Campbell’s soup’s strange new Ghost Pepper soup, Will tells you “How to Quit Your Job without Burning Bridges” (as literally written by HR), and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show us some terrifying celebrity cosplay rats including one that looks like John Belushi from Animal House, Austin...2023-04-201h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 149 - Mike the Headless ChickenCome on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze our branding.
This week on the podcast Theo reports on the return of the KFC Double Down, a truly chaotic creation making it’s re-debut. He also brings a selection of posts from the subreddit Am I the Devil for Will to witness how terrible people are to one another.
Will has an article on How to Qui...2023-04-061h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 148 - ”It’s not about the size, it’s about the access to Christ”Self explanatory, really.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she didn’t get biscuits, Will informs the public that a deranged Cookie Monster is haunting Californian piers, Theo goes down to the “Crystal Shop” to tell us about howe specific Ebay stones can help to improve our stats and commune with ghosts and angels, and Will tells us how to take the perfect bath.
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This week on the show, Theo explores some new catchphrases, and brings an edition of Food News that delves into children being banned from restaurants. He’s also got a Wikipedia Historian about Edward Mordrake, a man purportedly born with an extra face on th...2023-03-1748 minSegment CitySegment City Episode 146 - The Worst Tragedies Happen For Whimsical ReasonsThink about it, all the worst things happen for whimsical reasons. World War 1 began because some youngsters wanted to kill an Archduke with the boyz, the Costa Concordia sank because the captain wanted to show off, and Johnny Depp's career sank because of Johnny Depp.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about how many parts you can substitute from a recipe before it is no longer the same recipe, Fox News falls for A&W's fake tweet about their new pant-less mascot, the incredibly tragic collapse of the Yarmouth Suspension Bridge with caused by t...2023-03-081h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 145 - Infinite Comfort: Hot, Cold, and TouchImagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with this fabulous new X Chair!
This week on the podcast Theo reviews the recent M&Ms drama, and takes Will on a deep dive into an office chair infomercial.
Will brings us a report out of Texas that apparently pickles are a movie theater snack, and also has an update on the Wheel of Fugitive segment from several months...2023-02-241h 10Segment CitySegment City Episode 144 - The KilldozerSometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute go his way. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Garfield phones washing up on French coasts, the “Crypto House” (which is furnished and decorated with NFTs) people are trying (and failing) to sell in Hollywood, Marvin Heemeyer’s rampage through his town with a custom “Killdozer” over petty reasons, and Theo asks Will “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean” w...2023-02-181h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 143 - Short King BigfootNew hot short king Bigfeet in your area! Click here now to be connected to these short dense boys!
This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on recent news in another edition of Is This the Onion?
Will has a story of a woman who sues the Fish and Wildlife Association after she lost 125 pounds and got a divorce from her husband because they claimed she didn’t really see a bigfoot. There are so many layers there. And finally Will’s got a segm...2023-02-081h 00Segment CitySegment City Episode 142 - Do Not Pass Go and Go Directly to HellMonopoly is a fun game (ok it isn’t really) but it can certainly lead to tension.
“1, 2, 3, aaaand it looks like you landed on my Park Place property. What have you got for me?”
“How about some bullets straight from my gun?”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the modern movie going experience, Theo’s thirst for high quality content, the new “Royalty Silencer” burger from Wayback Burger to call out Prince Harry’s new book, an attempted shooting caused by a Monopoly game, Chevy Chase’s bad reputation in Hollywood which led...2023-02-031h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 141 - Teeth are a Renewable ResourceOk this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and we aren’t even using them!!
This week on the podcast Will introduces us to some truly bewildering Puritan names, and has a duo of “In the News” segments about a seemingly mild-mannered teacher getting into some bad business with a cartel, as well as a series of hitmen each lazier than the last. Theo pitches savory cupcakes to Will, and then pro...2023-01-261h 02Segment CitySegment City Episode 140 - Soup of the Day of the YearHappy Holidays from Segment City to all of you and a Happy New Year!
On this Holiday Special, Will and Theo talk about New Year's Resolutions, some “White People Phrases” we might try to add to our vernacular, terrible “Food Trends” that happened in 2022 (including “Pink Sauce”, “Nyquil Chicken”, “The Six Flags Meal Plan”, and much more) as well as calling out future trends. Like the Ghost of Christmas Present, Will goes over current holiday food news with the unveiling of Eggo Waffle Eggnog (aka Eggo Nog), Theo takes us through his “Rules for 2023”, and Will reads some “Amazon E...2023-01-111h 15Segment CitySegment City Episode 139 - The Most American CookieWhat does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news of Subway’s Cookie… innovations? Is that the word we’re allowing them to use? Additionally, Theo quizzes Will in another edition of Is This the Onion?
Will has an In the News about Simon Cowell’s melting face, and a Conspiracy Query with some local relevance.
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This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about compliments that changed our behavior, Theo investigates the history of horny corporate account Tweets sparked by Nutter Butters’ recent thirst posts, Will and Theo interview Will’s friend Althea who details her idea for… Competitive Furniture Building? We get into rules, terminology, corporate crossovers, and the Home Improvement Xtreme (HIX) Games. And Will goes into th...2022-12-171h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 137 - Hog THUGThis hog is going to MESS UP YOUR DAY! He’s fully kitted — glasses? Check. Beer? Check. Nunchucks? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Will discovers Theo is a Scooby Doo villain when they discuss collecting masks. Theo runs through 2022’s hottest food themed pet names, and then brings Will down underground to visit the Taxidermy Shop. Will has a review of the hit blockbuster “Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot!” which you won’t want to miss, and then talks us through some truly uncomfortable Furby glitches.
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On this week’s show, Will and Theo discuss a recent trip in which they witnessed the world’s biggest jump, Theo brings an edition of ‘Is this the Onion?’ and a synopsis of critically acclaimed movie ‘Zombeavers’. Will reads a typical manuscript of any movie set in Boston, and tells us about the great Spaghetti...2022-11-301h 07Segment CitySegment City Episode 135 - Observe the ConsumptionCraigslist Missed Connections Ad: Man L4 Rotisserie Chicken that got away. 39 others did not, but can’t stop thinking about it. Bring me a rotisserie chicken and you may Observe the Consumption.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how Will is getting better at conversation, Theo tells a tale about a modern Icarus who ate 40 chickens over 40 day and put up posters to advertise him eating the 40th one on an old pier, Will goes over a newstory of a fake bomb threat at their alma mater Northeastern University, Theo takes Will back...2022-11-171h 08Segment CitySegment City Episode 134 - Swingin’ on the Flippity FlopHey man, stop being such a harsh realm and ruining all the grunge vibes. Wait what? These aren’t real terms? But I read the New York Times!
This week on the podcast Will takes us through the wild (and definitely true) glossary of terms used in the grunge music scene. Theo placates our deepest Thanksgiving fears thanks to the Butterball corporation, and brings a Wikipedia Historian segment about the wild history of Palisade, Nevada.
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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/ch...2022-11-091h 01Segment CitySegment City Episode 133 - Clam-O-Naise“Hey kids! Are you ready to eat the newest and nastiest food condiment from your favorite naughty card game company, Cards Against Humanity?”
“NO!”
“Haha great! And it even includes a special prize inside for whoever can reach it first…!”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk visit iwaspoisoned.com which features all your food poisoning needs including user reports of when and where they got sick, Theo goes over Cards Against Humanity’s latest publicity stunt: Clam-O-Naise! The disgusting flavored mayo of yore (and by that I mean they gaslit Helman’s, the fa...2022-11-021h 09Segment CitySegment City Episode 132 - Halloween Can’t Last Forever... Can it?So you’ve decided to pop in, have you? Do you know what day it is? Well, probably not Halloween day as of you listening to this episode, but close enough! Prepare for extra special Halloween segments!
This week on the podcast, Will walks us through the story of the Bell Witch, an apparition reported to have been so real as to even kill someone! Theo brings a collection of goofy scary movies, as well as a report of the largest pumpkin grown this year, and an interview with Halloween’s most hated villain: raisins. And finally, Will...2022-10-291h 31Segment CitySegment City Episode 131 - The Exorcism of the Loch Ness MonsterTurns out, Loch Ness monster was an not a spooky spirit, but a beautiful angel that immediately emerged ad destroyed the priest for his blasphemy with angelic rays of light coming out of its mouth
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new Kith streetwear collection, Will continues his investigation into the documentary “Hellier” by going over some contrasting reviews of the show, goes over some strange theories in the book “The Goblin Universe”, and goes into a real reported Goblin story that made its mark in American folklore as the “Hopkinsville Goblins”! And f...2022-10-211h 15Segment CitySegment City Episode 130 - Ratfink the Lonesome CowboyYou look like you ain’t from around here… What? You never seen a rat ridin’ a chicken? This is perfectly natural! God made rat, and then he made a beast for the rat to ride around on, simple as that.
In this episode, Will is once again visited by the taxidermist who tempts him with some amazing deals. Theo and Will discuss the merits of S’mores Pepsi flavors, and Will brings a segment about the reality TV show Black/White and another about Kentucky Goblins.
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This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s dentist lamentations, Theo talks about a suspected professional chess cheating scandal using a very… interesting method, Will recounts a wedding he went to that fe...2022-10-061h 04Segment CitySegment City Episod 128 - Raw Meat InfluencerLiving within you there are two wolves. One loves to eat raw meat. The other thinks maybe that’s not such a great idea since while they do live within you, they know humans aren’t suited to doing that.
This week Theo recounts a few stories from his recent trip to Norway, and discusses the merits of Kevin Hart’s new plant based restaurant. He also has a new sub-topic of In the News which we’re calling, Boy This Individual Really Went Off the Rails. Will Has a report of millennials sunning their perennials, and a raw me...2022-09-281h 04Segment CitySegment City Episode 127 - Highway to the Alfredo ZoneDo you think Kenny Loggins knew that his hit song would be the basis of a joke about an alfredo based traffic incident? Probably not. Did he know it would be used to show shirtless dudes playing volleyball and promoting the Air Force. Honestly, probably.
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the uselessness of Citronella candles, Will’s recent death defying trip the Acadia National Park, Theo shares the story of a jerk who won an art contest with an AI generated art work, Will goes over the news of a truck tran...2022-09-221h 11Segment CitySegment City Episode 126 - Alien AdjacentHave you ever sat next to an alien on the bus? Maybe they whispered a secret in your ear, offering you advanced medical technology available to the public? Maybe you then decided you would use that totally real experience to start a cult?
In this week’s episode Theo brings a segment on the latest creation of Papa Johns, the “Papa Bowl” and revisits those old commercials where the guy put his social security number on the side of a truck, remember that?
Will has a Wikipedia historian on snail racing and a news story of the...2022-09-071h 08Segment CitySegment City Episode 125 - Extreme Ooze for Extreme DudesAre you sure you’re TOUGH and MACHO enough for this OOOOOZE?! Well, just rub it on your groin and it will give you the toughest thing of all: CANCER!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Theo’s disastrous tasting of lobster ice cream, not knowing other people’s pooping habits, Theo begins his eternal “Pumpkin Spice Watch” where he goes into some wacky pumpkin spice flavored foods (and other products), Will goes over the strange Tumblr archetype of the “Tumblr Sexyman” aka sexifying a villainous character into a skinny white boy (even if they a...2022-08-311h 05