Shows
2 Dumb Babies207. Morgan MizellTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by good friend and podcast host Morgan Mizell (The Big Humble Podcast and The Definitive Rankings of Everything) and they talk about their trip to Buffalo Wild Wings for ALL YOU CAN EAT wings, Willie's trip to Stockton CA, Dead and Company at The Las Vegas Sphere, Double Down bar in Vegas, Steven A Smith, Gambling at the Pool Party Sports book, other Las Vegas tips, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of...2024-06-0636 min2 Dumb Babies206. RIP Boeing WhistleblowersTHIS WEEK: Playing sports as a kid, Willie hurt his leg, Fights in Baseball, Going to Ireland, Guinness, The 50's, Slap wars, Boeing Whistleblowers, Person with the most toys wins, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies: Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2du...2024-05-2325 min2 Dumb Babies205. Torio Van GrolTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Torio Van Grol (Don't Tell Comedy, Hesby Street Podcast, Joke Off) and they talk about when someone else loses a loved one, The Van Grol's live forever, Getting your wisdom teeth removed, Ball doctor vs Brain doctor, Seattle comedy underground, Willie saw someone do crack for the first time, LA Bingo Vs NYC Bingo, 7-11 Door Guy, When businesses know your order, Ike's sandwiches, What type of dad will you be, Not knowing your own roommate, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read...2024-05-0244 min2 Dumb Babies204. Drugs For Therapy Vs Drugs For FunTHIS WEEK: Netflix Is A Joke Fest, The world's chillest Schizophrenic, Ketamine Therapy, Being a drug lab rat, When Willie did DMT, The new DARE program, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies: Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies...2024-04-2530 min2 Dumb Babies203. Matt LockwoodTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Matt Lockwood (Comedy Store, Big Humble Podcast) and they talk about a lot of stuff I'm not sure how to write in the description without getting flagged but here we go. Diversity hires, Adult Theaters, Things you can't do in public, Brian Cohee, The Wall Game show, Visiting an adult store, the history of holes of glory, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues...2024-04-0432 min2 Dumb Babies202. Willie's New HaircutTHIS WEEK: Willie's new haircut, barbers and barbershops, Getting your cervix tattooed, Not knowing where ribs start, lying to your doctor, Eric is finally getting his windshield fixed, My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student, Bad public schools making you do word searches, The upcoming Eclipse Party in Texas, Bad investment tips, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support...2024-03-2837 min2 Dumb Babies201. Mike GlazerTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and cannabis enthusiast Mike Glazer (Glazed, HBO, Team USA Gold Medal, Comedy Central) and they talk about Wikipedia rabbit holes, The big omission from the Iron Claw movie, historical figures as wrestlers, Not knowing things is fun, The Twinkies defense and How to be a good lawyer, political comedians, Mike’s crippling phone slot machine app addiction, Also Mike’s crippling real slot machine addiction, Getting a hotel room for the Showtime channel, Gambling in Vegas, Working for the Mob, Eric ruins the bit, and more! A podcast from...2024-03-2138 min2 Dumb Babies200. How Did We Get HereTHIS WEEK: Episode 200, Retiring in Thailand, Eric wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, Willie wanted to be a professional football player, Architects, Declassified documents, Redacted Mad Libs, Conspiracy Theory Game Shows, We need more walls, Epstein’s chef was a BBQ chef, After game snacks as a kid, Favoritism to the better kids in sports, Testing into Grunt in the military, Paul Revere’s house, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of e...2024-03-0934 min2 Dumb Babies199. Movies, Mountains, & Viagra*Reuploaded. Accidentally deleted THIS WEEK: Hostage movies, Bring back idiot movies, Viagra may help against Alzheimer's, Medically using leeches, TSA for people who know how to fly, Drinking on a flight, Bleak stand up shows during lockdown, Base camp, hiking mountains, Eric's neighbors get rescued, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content2024-03-0834 min2 Dumb Babies200. How Did We Get HereTHIS WEEK: Episode 200, Retiring in Thailand, Buddhists are like recovering alcoholics, Eric wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, Willie wanted to be a professional football player, Architects, Declassified documents, Redacted Mad Libs, Conspiracy Theory Game Shows, We need more walls, Epstein’s chef was a BBQ chef, After game snacks as a kid, Favoritism to the better kids in sports, Testing into Grunt in the military, Paul Revere’s house, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pres...2024-03-0744 min2 Dumb Babies198. Drew Morgan and Carmen Morales (Gravy Baby Podcast)THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedians and hosts of the Gravy Baby Podcast, Drew Morgan (Comedy Central, MTV, The View, wellRED) and Carmen Morales (HBO, Showtime, Hulu, IFC) and they talk about Pepsi Jet Guy, McDonald's coffee burn lady, Boring people ruining drugs, Dueling Podcasts, Neurodivergents, Mark our podcast producer, The cancel comedians articles, Ruining magic, The guy who did LA too quickly, Wrapping it up, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing...2024-02-0834 min2 Dumb Babies197. Shapel LaceyTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and frontman Shapel Lacey (Comedy Central, JFL, Lesser Known Characters Podcast, Mad Peaceful) and they talk about Ryan Pumper Bus Humper, The underbelly of Hollywood, Diddy, Katt Williams interview, white bullies, Doomsday Prepper Uber Driver, Stand up in small towns, We need the passion of people who are wrong, The Internet gives you niches of reality, Both political sides are dorks, Aaron Lewis from Staind, How you get the Assassin title, Willie as a history teacher, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every...2024-01-2534 min2 Dumb Babies196. Flight Logs, Grounded Flights, and HijackersTHIS WEEK: Willie's trip home for the holidays, Representing yourself in court, Boeing 737 Max grounded, Drug gangs take over Ecuador, Heater over 1,000 degrees, Ways to lose your hearing, New Epstein list, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies: Instagram: @twodumbbabies Ti...2024-01-1829 min2 Dumb Babies195. Steve FureyTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Steve Furey (Comedy Store, E! Co-Host of Dating #NoFilter , World On Drugs Podcast) and they talk about comfort wear, Touring with Bert Kreischer, Showering at school, Public pools, Heavy Metal Cruise, Forgetting your set, Edible Mushies, Microdosing, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content...2024-01-1138 min2 Dumb Babies194. Dog President 2024THIS WEEK: Meat packers ruining the Amazon, Child Labor vs Prison Labor, Finland named happiest place on earth, Landlords in LA, The Economy is for Rich People, Election year, Bad Dog Mayor, Otter war crimes, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies: 2024-01-0430 min2 Dumb Babies193. John HastingsTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian John Hastings (AGT, Comedy Central, BBC Radio, John and Dylan Online Podcast) and their conversation is all over the place! They talk about Inside Comedy Baseball, The Conspiracy Theorist Friend of the group, American History vs British History, Boarder Walls, Twitter vs Tumbler vs Substack, Kings of (open mic) Comedy, Freestyle Rapper admits to murder, Flying with weed, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with...2023-12-2852 min2 Dumb Babies192. W#@re For The MassesTHIS WEEK: Happy Birthday Willie, Cam Barge, C&ck Fantasy Camp, Monica Lewinsky wants younger Presidents, Lauren Bobert Beetlejuice, People watching Corn at work, Good at bad jobs, Jeff Bezos runs the world, AI takes over Influencer jobs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies ...2023-12-2128 min2 Dumb Babies191. Kelly RyanTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Kelly Ryan (Night Coop Podcast, The Comedy Store, Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about Side Dishes, Getting out of bad conversations, Dating Comics Vs Civilians, Gate Keeping in Comedy, Austin's Sixth Street, Vancouver Washington, Simpler Times, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Follow Kelly Ryan Instagram - @thisiskellyryan2023-12-1642 min2 Dumb Babies190. Alpha Brain HangoversTHIS WEEK: Rave ambulance, James Bond relapsing, Opioids, Alpha Brain Hangovers, Ukraine fell off, Adderall, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman 2023-12-0712 min2 Dumb Babies189. Bryan VokeyTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Bryan Vokey (Concrete Kicks Podcast, The Kyle Dunnigan Show, Roast of Alec Baldwin) and they talk about Simone Biles Masterclass, Comics of the past, Old Money Vs New Money, Bryan being a teacher during an earthquake, Willie's auto shop teacher, Bryan starting therapy, Prison celebrities, Military bases, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. 2023-11-3038 min2 Dumb Babies188. Horse On A PlaneTHIS WEEK: Immigrating, Food appropriation, Rap Rock bands sound like English food, Metal music used to fight Orca whales, Boredom is why we do most things, Mr Beast philanthropist, Eric can't make it a day without hearing about Taylor Swift, Horse breaks free on airplane, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES ...2023-11-2327 min2 Dumb Babies187. Ramsey BadawiTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Ramsey Badawi (Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about the importance of your eyes, using sunscreen and umbrellas would get you picked on, Getting leg extensions, reduction surgeries, Ramsey's dad, Other jobs we should've done, Jury Duty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES 2023-11-1640 min2 Dumb Babies186. Robots In Factories Vs Kids In FactoriesTHIS WEEK: The Robot Uprising, Driverless cars, child labor vs robot labor, Gambino Family Members Arrested, Crocodiles Get Turned On By Helicopters, Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN 2023-11-0932 min2 Dumb Babies185. A.I. Dreams, Cryogenically Freezing People, and other sleights against NatureTHIS WEEK: Eric split a fly in two, Cryogenically freezing people, AI can see our dreams, We’ve been doing a lot of crimes against nature, Having heightened senses, Deaf people movies, Willie went to the DMV, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON...2023-08-0137 min2 Dumb Babies184. Cam Bertrand learns about NPC GirlsTHIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by their good friend, comedian Cam Bertrand (AGT / Dry Bar Comedy) and they talk the the new NPC Girls craze, What actually happened to JFK, When DMX tried to be a dad, Jay Z should go back to his roots, Meth never got a music genre, Cast iron skillet myths, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.2023-07-2641 min2 Dumb Babies183. Fruity Pebbles Popcorn and Robot Cop DogsTHIS WEEK: Eric got a 3 Day Pay or Quit notice, Willie got All You Can Eat Sushi, Willie’s last time eating Taco Bell, Rite-Aid Sued for Opioid problem, We try Fruity Pebbles Popcorn, Los Angeles approves robot dog cops, John Wicks and Fast and The Furious’, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman talk news, social issues, and life while just trying to make eachother laugh. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Inst...2023-03-2928 min2 Dumb Babies182. Trains, Planes, and Super Mario Brothers Simulation TheoryTHIS WEEK: Give airpods to the homeless, Train Derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, UFO coverup, Betting on the Super Bowl, Super Mario Brothers Simulation Theory, Gunther's Millions on Netflix, Dog Mayors, Inheriting your parents garbage while they're alive, Bat Guy and More! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies ...2023-02-1530 min2 Dumb Babies181. Two Idiots Rob a Sperm BankTHIS WEEK: How to make a successful podcast, Komodo Dragons are not real dragons, Eric went to the LA Zoo, Two guys accidentally rob a sperm bank, Zelensky meets with Biden, More countries need nuclear weapons, New Oppenheimer movie, The dark origins of Anime, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram...2022-12-2726 min2 Dumb Babies180. LA Mayor Fights The HomelessTHIS WEEK: Defending yourself during a robbery, Modern day cattle wranglers, What ancient military would you want to be a part of, IDF needs a new War league, Biden signs Marriage Equality Act, New gerrymandering, P22 Mountain Lion captured, Mayor of LA’s new plan to fight homelessness, Crime isn’t new, Walmart raising prices because of theft, Being a Vet’s manager at a retail store, War reenactments, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues...2022-12-1433 min2 Dumb Babies179. Cocaine Bear Vs The AvengersTHIS WEEK: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Cocaine Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways to walk dogs, U.S.A. beats Iran in World Cup, Taiwan vs Thailand, Bars vs Pubs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram...2022-12-0621 min2 Dumb Babies178. The Thin Blue Cross Blue ShieldTHIS WEEK: Willie was in Vegas and won Craps, The South Dakota Hawks, Dogs fighting people, Dog Metal band Caninus, Autism and Death Metal, Canadian's making fun of U.S. for shootings and healthcare, Going back to visit your school as an adult, Capital Punishment, The Mob running Wind Power in Italy, The Woke Mob and PC Police, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts...2022-11-0825 min2 Dumb Babies177. Catching Spider-Man STDTHIS WEEK: The proper way to measure drugs, Doing dope, Catching Spider-man disease, The new Elvis movie, Pumpkin eaters, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW...2022-09-2724 min2 Dumb Babies176. Cocaine BearTHIS WEEK: 2 DaBaby's, Work Fight Clubs, Micro Plastics, Cocaine Bear in Kentucky, Suburban Legends, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO ...2022-09-2030 min2 Dumb Babies175. The Placenta DietTHIS WEEK: How people eat placenta, Escargot and other weird food, Donating sperm and blood (not at the same time), peeing blood, Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, The most expensive drugs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies ...2022-09-0831 min2 Dumb Babies174. Daren Metropoulus and ZeddsyphusTHIS WEEK: This week: Zedd's Las Vegas residency, Daren Metropoulos owns playboy mansion, Jackson Mississippi doesn't have clean drinking water, Everything revolving around Jews is a conspiracy, Monkey pox death in Texas, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_2022-08-3122 min2 Dumb Babies173. Cum Bombed Bank RobbersTHIS WEEK: TikTok in other countries, Chinese comedy movies, Viking Berserkers, Dubai, blood money, Cum bombs, Modern Bank Robberies, What's your blood type, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram...2022-08-1838 min2 Dumb Babies172. Nancy Pelosi's End Of Summer BashTHIS WEEK: Willie and Eric are matching, The Irish, Going to Europe, The magic of oil, Tar and Feathering, Nancy Pelosi goes to Asia, Insider trading, Bombing the middle east, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ ...2022-08-0227 min2 Dumb Babies171. You're Not A GeniusTHIS WEEK: Copyrighting catchphrases, Willie would be a bad sports announcer, Messing up TV show intros, Geniuses vs Experts, Elon Musk's dad impregnates step-daughter, When does Elon Musk come out as a super villain, Hollywood Stars Homes Tour, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE...2022-07-2628 min2 Dumb Babies170. Sportsmanship Is For CowardsTHIS WEEK: Don't let the 90's hold power over you, NASA fell off, Russian Tools, The world is changing, Step Parent Problems of the day, Home Run Derby, Record high heat in UK, Why don't we rescue people, Citizen App is the next Clubhouse, Diseases that mark you, Round Up and how everything causes cancer, Moss and Company suck, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first...2022-07-1946 min2 Dumb Babies169. School Disaster DrillsTHIS WEEK: Bad Jay Z impression, Rhetorical questions, Different calendars, Where are the new Messiahs, Is Tom Cruise the most recent profit, Cold Stone Steve Austin, More Profit and Messiah talk, Jesus’ real name, School disaster drills, Eric’s shower door exploded, Being lucky, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @t...2022-07-1335 min2 Dumb Babies168. 4th of July and The Military Think TankTHIS WEEK: Happy 4th of July, 1-3 kid rule in China, We need new cities, Hawk stepdad, Politicians asking for money, We'll never have another revolution, Willie's a hypochondriac, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW...2022-07-0534 min2 Dumb Babies167. Dancing With The Stars Behind BarsTHIS WEEK: Why we missed the last two weeks, The different heavens and hells, The Supreme Court needs to calm down, Unidentified rocket hits the moon, Dumb aliens, R Kelly gets 30 years, Ghislain Maxwell gets 20 years, Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars, Summer sucks as an adult, Don't treat your friends like dogs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON...2022-07-0237 min2 Dumb Babies166. Don't Get Your Info From Comedy PodcastsTHIS WEEK: A bi-lingual podcast available in only 1 language, Eric turned 37, South Korea is so much better than North Korea, Dictators and Religion, Change 3 point rules in Basketball, Don't get your info from comedy podcasts, No more terms for politicians, Too much Star Wars and Marvel, Cleaning shit off shoes, Kids fighting vs Dogs fighting, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. ...2022-06-1633 min2 Dumb Babies165. Rob Pugliese and Happy Ending MemorialTHIS WEEK: We're joined by comedian Rob Pugliese and talk about Connecticut, How good things were when the mob was in charge, Exploiting EBT, How we're an injury away from being ruined, Hospitals giving happy endings, Eric almost getting his shoes stolen, Bullying, The types of jokes we hate, Commenting from the outside, and more! Rob Pugliese is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the No Charisma Podcast. You can watch him on Amazon Prime on The Red Rob Roy Show and be sure to catch him live whenever you get the chance! FOLLOW ROB PUGLIESE...2022-06-081h 012 Dumb Babies164. Boob Sweat BaptismTHIS WEEK: Mandatory test to see what job you get, We need more ethics tests, Construction is still going on in Eric’s building, Demolition is much easier than fixing it up, Fart jar Youtuber now selling jars of Boob Sweat, The four pillars of kinks, No one knows old languages, Eric’s dad saying goodbye to his house, Willie finds out about his buddies weird kink, Willie and Eric end on a great button, and more! (but it’s all before the button) A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up com...2022-06-0126 min2 Dumb Babies163. UFO's Are Back!THIS WEEK: This week: Clapping intro, Not all true stories are good, The discovery of the first dinosaur, Theories used to be fun, Galileo beat his charges, Birds are scarier than lizards, Introducing ‘Scam of The Week’, A man is charged with trying to sell a dog that doesn’t exist, The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial has gone on so long, When the law uses your middle name, We need a way out of segments, You don’t want local insurance, Modern day loan sharking, America has always been good at marketing, UFO’s are back and are a natio...2022-05-1832 min2 Dumb Babies162. Climate Change MobstersTHIS WEEK: The little Mermaid, Swimmer Vs Whaler, American Ninja Warrior can drop the warrior part, Japanese Game Shows, Learn “Thank You” in other languages instead of curse words, Our food order gets canceled, Is It Cake, Soulja Boy Scams, The Nigerian Prince Scam, Complaining about App workers, The Mob should care about Climate Change, Willie will never be Jimmy Fallon, Story about a Last Meal from Patreon subscriber Kev, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pres...2022-05-1033 min2 Dumb Babies161. Drafted by McDonald'sTHIS WEEK: The world is tiring, Getting lice, Old Boston headliners, More jobs should have drafts like the NFL and NBA, Watching sports highlights vs Watching the full games, Sports dads, people like time killers now, Playing video games needs to do real world work, Why do old people only work at grocery stores, Cyborgs, We should own dentist tools, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes...2022-05-0332 min2 Dumb Babies160. Last Meals and BBL'sTHIS WEEK: Voice Acting Foley, Was George Clooney always old, Last Meals, Willie and Eric went to Palm Harbor, BBL's and other plastic surgery, Should Willie get fake boobs, Tall people, Where "getting off" came from, Big privated homeless people, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies ...2022-04-2027 min2 Dumb Babies159. And The Comedy Grammy Goes To...THIS WEEK: All the things we used to use spit for, Free Range Salt, Sexual harassment in the workplace, Louis CK wins Grammy for best comedy album, British culture, More stupid airplane talk, Willie and Eric are in Palm Harbor, FL this weekend, Eric doesn't know what accents are, Florida Sushi, Food fights, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON 2022-04-1328 min2 Dumb Babies158. Hot Dog Real Estate AgentTHIS WEEK: Cheating in school, Willie went to Oregon, Do mythical monsters speak, Hot Dog Real Estate Agent, A 10 drink in decision, Condiment band, Tomatoes are so versatile, Fighting the audience, Shock Jock Painters, Music Vs. Comedy in Bars, Willie got new glasses, The most expensive bandana A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES ...2022-04-0537 min2 Dumb Babies157. The Man With A Pig HeartTHIS WEEK: Becoming a surgeon, Man with pig heart, Surviving in the woods, Math can be used evil, Britney Griner being sent to work camp, Trafficking in shipping containers, The origin of tiny bottles of alcohol, Being arrested after a flight, Willie's uncle started flying in the 80's, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB...2022-03-3033 min2 Dumb Babies156. Swimming Isn't A SportTHIS WEEK: Willie and Eric ate too much, Trying to skip out on paying the airport shuttle, Tony replaces Larston, Sign languages and not knowing the local language, Being considerate is cowardly, No one cares about women's OR men's swimming, Female in men's hockey league, Mike Tyson's Bites, You can only quickly win combat sports, Willie should've gone to Harvard, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes...2022-03-2234 min2 Dumb Babies155. Cops With T-Shirt CannonsTHIS WEEK: A bad intro, Pi-Day, Larston interrupts, Red Hot Chili Peppers are still going, Some musicians should retire like athletes, Cops with T-Shirt Cannons, The war is and isn't scary, Road Rage and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram...2022-03-1535 min2 Dumb Babies154. Go Do Something UsefulTHIS WEEK: Is it on 3 or after 3, Kim Kardashian tells women to get bigger butts, Moose knuckles and Camel toes, Going to bed vs Passing out, Being a doctor is a numbers game, Doctors calling people fat, Dentists aren't real doctors, 80's hack comic today, The 80's were worse than the 70's for art, Quit chasing your dreams and do something useful, North Korea is hangry, Being a dictator, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing...2022-03-1047 min2 Dumb Babies153. Sean Penn Saves UkraineTHIS WEEK: Stop listening to podcasts, Being Neo, Karate is not scary, Disney used to be super racist, Top Hats were so cool, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, The Ukrainian President was a comedian, Sean Penn is not needed in Ukraine, Finally a nice white people war, What makes a war a World War, The Olympics committee army, Things are good when we start to care about what's happening in Canada, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most p...2022-03-0237 min2 Dumb Babies152. Don't Bleed On MeTHIS WEEK: Willie needs horse blinders, Who doesn't love a good personality disorder, Was Ukraine asking for it, Keep that blood in your body, Middle tier alumni, Don't pay your bookie, Horse betting, horse insurance scam documentary, Grifting industries, Terrorists don't like being fingered, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram...2022-02-2746 min2 Dumb Babies150. Cancel All PodcastsThis week: We survived 150 episodes, Tony's here, Snoop made dog noises cool, Writers strike, Dropping out of college for comedy, Do we need lawyers, Professional Jurors, What kind of prison would you run, Concentration Camping, Denmark has the best prisons, North Korea is the only country without lawyers, Getting a job and going to college as a veteran, Blanks are real bullets and Alec Baldwin, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2022-02-081h 092 Dumb Babies149. Step-Family FeudThis week: People stare at Willie's lips, If it's in the Olympics it's not a good fighting technique, Training for the Olympics in the wild, Russia used the Olympics to invade Ukraine, Where did all the priests go, Too Hot To Handle game show, Step-Family Feud, Willie watched football, What happened to pelts, Eating raw eggs vs raw cookie dough, Kid pranks, This was a rough episode, and slightly more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2022-02-0244 min2 Dumb Babies148. The Hype ApartmentThis week: We know people too intimately, Willie hates making the bed, Taco Bell test kitchen is still awful, Childhood fast food memories, The sixth coming of Jesus, Best player on the worst team vs Worst player on the best team, Charlie Chaplin was a bit thief, Hype Apartment, Selling stuff in the Metaverse, McDonald's application NFT, Getting put under for surgery, First kid is the test kid, it's hard to save for drugs, war with Ukraine and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2022-01-2649 min2 Dumb Babies[PATREON PREVIEW] 147. Un-Free BritneyA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Dogs hate music, NFL is trending, Being in a disaster, Eric's upset he paid all his bills, Willie stopped growing, Parents of athletes, Someone help Britney Spears, The Christian Church hates women, Stop banning people from social media and start turning on their location services, and More!2022-01-2502 min2 Dumb Babies146. The Making of Cake FartsThis week: New friend in an old friends conversation, Am I a drunk or alcoholic, We know more about Pokemon evolution than human evolution, human zoos, Cake Farts, girls shooting things out of their downstairs, Eric wants sports mashups, Does Logan Paul owe the mob money, Disaster betting, Putting a VR headset on a cow, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2022-01-2241 min2 Dumb Babies145. Crypto Cowboy GangsThis week: Crime talk from two guys who know very little about crime, Money Heist was a soap opera, DJ's having existential breakdowns, Willie and Eric learn that Korean's have gone to space, talk about Crypto Cowboy Gangs, Willie breaking his ankle, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2022-01-1147 min2 Dumb Babies[PREVIEW] A Nameless Production Episode 30 - 2 Dumb BabiesWillie and Eric joined Jessie and Melissa over at A Nameless Production to do their podcast a couple of weeks ago. Here's the beginning of it. Listen/Watch the whole episode on one of their channels and give them a follow! Watch the full episode https://youtu.be/7EWzn3CAF0A Listen on Spotify https://anamelessproduction.com/home/ FROM "A NAMELESS PRODUCTION" Jessie and Melissa get the chance to hang out and chat with Eric Freedman and Willie Simon of the 2 Dumb Babies podcast! The most fun to film...2021-12-2916 min2 Dumb Babies[PATREON PREVIEW] 144. Pod On The SpectrumA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Willie and Eric are headed to Murrieta for a show w/ Craig Conant, Watch them on A Nameless Production Podcast (dropping soon), Dogs getting quarantined in Hawaii, Being homeless at Costco, Actually rich or only in appearance, Working Gimp dog, Eric started watching Love On The Spectrum, Spectrum needs to try something new, Gas stations advertising, We penetrated the sun, Trucker gets 110 years in jail in Colorado...2021-12-2403 min2 Dumb Babies143. Scumbag InsuranceThis week: Larston ruins our intro, Being an absentee father, Parents who do drugs, Burning down vacation homes, Methman the hero no one wants, Comedians and Super Heroes are similar, Eric got a flat tire, Scumbag Insurance, Cheating makes sports better, Athletes used to be alcoholics and addicts, The Rock and Kevin Hart will do any movie, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-12-1046 min2 Dumb Babies[PATREON PREVIEW] 142. Phil Spector: Music Producer and Other ThingsA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The end of Late Nite TV, We shouldn't pay most college athletes, Chimney Sweeping is inherently English, Larston's ready for his close up, Love letters to your mom, Podcasts replacing music, The new Beatles documentary, We are going to erase history, Willie's Birthday, Phil Spector, Love and Mercy is a forgettable movie, Making music in prison, The Beatles knew about Phil's murder urges, Yoko Ono was one...2021-12-0502 min2 Dumb Babies141. Getting Extorted By The MobThis week: Big money no whammies, What's in your Spotify Wrapped, How to sound like an intellectual, Will Taxis or Drunk Driving make a comeback first, Being extorted by the mob is better than insurance, We need some new Old Countries, Long nails and chopsticks, New JFK conspiracy, Desert Storm XXX, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-12-0245 min2 Dumb Babies140. Thanksgiving Episode?THIS WEEK: Going live with no fans, Becoming an ass agent, Being Snoop Dog's agent, Should we trust The General Insurance, When getting canceled was called getting fired, Working in a restaurant your whole life, Dick's Last Resort and other theme restaurants, What Tilted Kilt should really be, Eric's dream restaurant is home, Child Labor fundraisers, Willie's cannibal themed restaurant, Being tricked by Tajin, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-11-2544 min2 Dumb Babies139. How Many Polish Police Does It Take To Protect A Border?THIS WEEK: Pessimist Vs Realist, Religion and Science agree the world is ending, Even less habitable planets, Underdog sports movies vs participation trophies, Movies fueled by cocaine, Willie's bleach elevator, Pokemon card flipping, Adult films on airplanes, The Poland Border Crisis, Flee / Flea'd / Fled, Expansion Cities, Boat trips, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-11-1046 min2 Dumb Babies[PATREON PREVIEW] 138. Door To Door Mormon Vacuum SalesmenA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: A very sensual intro, The first time Willie watched Tom Segura, What Silence of The Lambs was really about, Customer service and the Lord, Staying somewhere by choice vs no choice, Willie and Eric discuss starting their own church, Empires always topple, Dune and the future of cinema, Respecting movie stars over TV stars, Guy who hates stories, and more!2021-11-0503 min2 Dumb Babies137. Lumberjacking AccidentTHIS WEEK: Chores are for people who care about living in a nice place, Willie could be a Lumberjack, Nepotism is only for desired jobs, Heroin vs Opioids, Drug Museum, Tax havens, Willie hates Naples Florida, Halloween, Larston is high, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-11-0244 min2 Dumb Babies[PATREON PREVIEW] 136. Horny ArtistsA preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The most punctual podcast, Electronics used to be much more sturdy, It fell off the truck, People still doing Zoom comedy, Pandemic comedy, Hating types of art, All art comes from horny people, It's time for Larston's Bark mitzvah, Being racist to robots, and more!2021-10-2904 min2 Dumb Babies135. Mechanic Shop & KennelTHIS WEEK: Willie ate too much candy, Mechanic shop and Kennel, Eric doesn't know anything about cars, Getting trapped in a car pit, Mechanics would make bad doctors, What a kid wants to be when they grow up, Threatening your friends with a champagne bottle, Willie's headed to Florida, We should make malls lots of bars, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-10-2036 min2 Dumb Babies133. What's That Smell?THIS WEEK: Larston smells Willie's crotch, Sheep make childbirth look easy, Bi-Sexual Superman, The man who could only smell dog pussy, Eric going to the Sublime With Rome & Dirty Heads show, Making food at a house party, What animals should we fear an uprising from, Should we kill the land or the sea, Vegan food has become stealthing, The books that survive, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-10-1339 min2 Dumb Babies131. Police Evidence Locker PartyTHIS WEEK: Park people, Police evidence locker room party, Who does the government get unemployment from, Psychedelics in Seattle, Guy fat vs Girl fat, Willie's dad is good at being tall, No hopscotch in Squid Game, Rams blood vs Goats blood, Seahorses, The Catholic church, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-10-0655 min2 Dumb Babies129. Truck Driver SimulatorTHIS WEEK: Willie's doesn't remember anything, Swimming to Catalina or across the English Channel, People explaining cities, Having your phone number on your truck, Truck Driver Simulator, You should remember if you've been to court, R. Kelly in prison, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-09-2933 min2 Dumb Babies127. Jockey Orgies and Great FiresTHIS WEEK: Distracted driving, T-Pain can actually sing, Getting good at fingerboarding in your 30's, Trains and train conductors, Why are horses girlie, Jockeys and horse racing, Fireman trampolines, We need a new great fire, Not wanting to be an uncle yet, Fighting fires with axes, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-09-2355 min2 Dumb Babies125. Methhead Jewel HeistTHIS WEEK: Airplane technology and the Malaysian government, Afghan war Vs Afghanistan war, Almost always bad to be an extremist, RIP Norm MacDonald, Melissa Etheridge's song about 9/11 and why Willie knows it, The world has never had a good year, Being able to move one town away and start over, Doing meth in high school, Why people who hate their family play softball or go to baseball games, Getting drunk at baseball games, Sharing a cell with Suge Knight, The School of Hard Knocks, Being a Jewel Thief, Go watch Norm MacDonald clips, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON...2021-09-1552 min2 Dumb Babies123. Bums On A PlaneTHIS WEEK: Audio Only Twitch Stream, Why this podcast is not more successful, Radio interviews, Homeless People On A Plane, New Jackass movie, Fake Judges, Eric calls Willie sexist so Willie calls Eric racist, Who is allowed to be concerned about vaccines, Will we make it to space?, Texas abortion band, God is a failure, Canada joining forces with China, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-09-0751 min2 Dumb Babies122. R. Kelly Killed Santa ClausTHIS WEEK: Pro 9/11 Coffee Mugs, Eric's failed project spills Willie's drink, People who do Halloween too long, Going out as a Furry, Greenland's 400-year-old shark, Being a P.O.W., R. Kelly killed Santa Claus and other lies we'd tell our kids, Golfing to impress your dad, Drinking doesn't make you better?, Why everyone is naked in Iao Valley in Maui, Willie retracts his statement about books, Eric poorly defends Boiler Room, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-09-0154 min2 Dumb Babies121. Adult Jelly BeansTHIS WEEK: Mean Willie, Larston has no more survival instincts, The Heisenberg uncertainty principle, Using Wikipedia for school papers, Leaving babies at the fire department, orphanages aren't real, adult flavored jelly beans, Getting branded, Willie taps out early, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-08-1040 min2 Dumb Babies119. Malik B and The Legend Of The Westdale Tiddy LadyTHIS WEEK: We're joined by Malik B to discuss the triangle and conductors, South Park's Mr Hankey, creeks, the need for a dope black supervillain, Ms Cleo, texting on a number pad, DaBaby at Lollapalooza, What three white people would make up a white Lil Nas X name, Kids names, Malik losing his virginity, The legend of the Westdale Tiddy Lady, Kids being mean instead of telling jokes, Why Malik failed Spanish and became the man he is today, and More! Malik B is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the Cutting Weight Podcast. He has been...2021-08-041h 112 Dumb Babies117 - Murder Suicide PodcastThis week: ESL vs ASL, It's impossible to learn Japanese, No one is actually German, My Favorite Murder Suicide Podcast, Making the bad fake movie movies, Armchair Terrorism, Correctional Officer vs Cop, Giving your dog hallucinogens, Steal from successful artists, Roadie vs Groupie, Willie and Eric struggle to end the episode, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-07-2846 min2 Dumb Babies115 - The Olympics 20202 Dumb Babies talk about The Olympics in general, and this year's 2020 / 2021 Tokyo Pandemic Olympics. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE2021-07-2113 min2 Dumb Babies113 - Jake Paul Fights Bill CosbyThis week: Making eye contact, More on 9/11, Robots are replacing the wrong people, Oompa Loompa's can only sing, Doing drugs to make or not make good music, James Brown's CNN interview, Bill Cosby beating charges and next up beating Jake Paul, Willie got new shoes, Are they called Slippers or Sandals, Chilean Miners and the Thai soccer team, Derailed Trains, The return of child labor, Being a robot's sex slave, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON2021-07-1457 min2 Dumb Babies112 - Gasoline2 Dumb Babies talk about the oil industry, our dependency on gasoline, rising gas prices, gas shortages, the pipeline bursting in the Gulf of Mexico, and more! WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE2021-07-0921 min2 Dumb Babies111 - Willie's Good At DrowningTHIS WEEK: Are ants better than Burger King, Willie's freak show friend, How does anyone flunk high school, Eight-year-olds running class, Willie went to Richland, WA and Eric went to Phoenix, AZ, The Heatwave, Pistol whipped for her phone, The end of Gran Torino was a bad plan, New episode numbers, Eric's going to Vegas, Destroying rental cars, Canada doesn't have its own history, Why American's are so paranoid, Willie is bad at swimming, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra episode every other week! Patreon.com/2dumbbabies2021-06-301h 062 Dumb BabiesHackers2 Dumb Babies talk about Hackers. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE2021-06-2212 min2 Dumb BabiesAmerican Royal BabyPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Umlauts and other language stuff, Why are Italians are always so greasy, potatoes as a drug, Judge Producer, Small Claims Court, Who judges judges, The American Royal Baby, and more!2021-06-1044 min2 Dumb Babies105 - Two Blind DentistsPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Lying about being stoned, Blind from birth Dentist Vs Newly blind Dentist, Drug Dealer Dentist, Willie and Eric haven't done enough acid, War for drugs, Friendly Fire is not murder, Getting bad tattoos to survive prison, Mobs and Monopolies, and more!2021-05-2834 min2 Dumb Babies103 - Horny 4 GoldPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Stand up when the lights are too bright, How to make toast cum, Gandhi and Mandela, Willie is a bad wallet mom, Cults vs Religions, Cop laws, Horny Gold the Pirate, and more!2021-05-1438 min2 Dumb Babies101 - Hookering and HepatitisPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Dogs can get away with anything, laying in grass, So much Hepatitis, Dumb sounding diseases, Willie doesn't speak Latin, Hookering, Bill Gates and Melinda Gates getting a divorce, and more!2021-05-0438 min2 Dumb Babies99 - 9/11 Returns!Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Busking in an Airport, A small dose of drug talk, Dinosaurs and Jews, God's a horny teenager, Pulling out of Afghanistan on 9/11, Purdue Pharma made some good shit, and more!2021-04-1635 min2 Dumb Babies97 - David Vs GoliathPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: How high can you fall from, Hawaiian History Class, Getting a High School named after you, Billionaires won't be able to make Mars inhabitable, Living in the middle of nowhere, David Vs Goliath, Willie's Dad is super tall, Eric does not know the bible, and more!2021-04-0345 min2 Dumb Babies50 - White Supremacy2 Dumb Babies talk about White Supremacy, Nazi's, and your everyday racists WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE2021-03-3111 min2 Dumb Babies94 - St. Patrick's DayPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Falling onto stage, Willie won't stop yawning, Larston messes up the show, Homeless people aren't getting stimulus checks, Willie has nightmares every night, Irish Car Bombs, Home Security Offense, and more!2021-03-1841 min2 Dumb Babies92 - We Started Drinking Too EarlyPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week Eric and Willie started drinking too early and they talk about Jerking off at the Doctor's Office, Man and Dog Buttholes, Grabbing a big girls belly, Selling weed in Hawaii, Will the US Gov. be mad if you're killed in another country, Geisha's, Earth is the bad guy, and more!2021-03-0743 min2 Dumb Babies91 - Will They Raise Minimum Wage?2 Dumb Babies talk about Minimum Wage and if the Government should raise it to fifteen dollars an hour. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE2021-03-0312 min2 Dumb Babies89 - Dean PrestonPatreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week we're joined by our buddy, writer Dean Preston Shtainhorn and we talk: How tall you have to be to get respect, The Jewish metal band Hornstein, Being sweaty, Foobs and big girls clothes, Sumo Wrestling, Being famous for fighting, Gold Bond, and more!2021-02-211h 03