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Pete's Food Frenzy14 | Revolution Brewing Deep Wood SeriesIn a special 'crossover' episode with Wordhole Media affiliate Major League A*Holes, Pete gives a couple of devil horns up for Revolution Brewing‘s Deth’s Tar barrel-aged imperial oatmeal stout and Café Deth barrel-aged imperial oatmeal stout with Dark Matter Coffee.
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Major League A*Holes80 | San Francisco Bryants Return to the Schwindy CityMaybe the #WhiteSox were looking ahead to the Boston series as their nightmares continue in Oakland? | Kris Bryant returns to Wrigley Field for the first time in anything but a #Cubs uniform | It's Frank Schwindel's city now, we're all just living in it | Miguel Cabrera's historic week gives him a legitimate shot at 3,000 hits THIS season | Pitch clock makes Mike Montgomery lose his shit in Korea
#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor2021-09-1032 minMajor League A*Holes79 | Ballgame Breaks Out During Crosstown SlugfestIt was an embarrassing Crosstown Series for both the Sox and Cubs in more ways than one | #WhiteSox injuries piling up again as stretch run approaches | #Cubs need to be aggressive, yet measured in their approach to free agency | It took all the way into September, but #SFGiants have finally lost sole possession of first place | #Tigers fought valiantly, but ultimately overmatched by A's | Oakland looks strong on offense and defense, but the bullpen is suspect and rotation looks thin on run to playoffs | A.J. Hinch has changed the culture in Detroit, now he's changing the perception of Detroit as c...2021-09-031h 19
Major League A*Holes78 | Crosstown BLOODBATH Preview#WhiteSox finish toughest two weeks of the season a disappointing 7-7 | Tony La Russa's "no comment" just leads to more questions | Crosstown Series Preview: it's going to be a mess | Nick Castellanos could be #Cubs top free-agent target | Never mind the shitty product on the field, Cubs brass pat themselves on the back with chintzy new Hall of Fame and over the top Saving Wrigley Field documentary | Miguel Cabrera reaches rarified air with 500th home run, but will the #Tigers dump him once he reaches 3,000 hits? | #SFGiants snubbed by #MLB power rankings | #Dodgers and #Padres 16-inning marathon is a gigantic outli...2021-08-271h 14Major League A*Holes77 | The Cornfield That Saved BaseballMiguel Cabrera stuck on #499 as young #Tigers | Jack Morris ends up with his foot in his mouth after an ill-fated attempt at humor with dumb Shohei Ohtani comment | ASSTHETICS: How a cornfield saved baseball | Crosstiown trade made sense for both sides of town, but have the #WhiteSox already missed their opportunity to leverage Crag Kimbrel's maximum potential? | Oakland's Chris Bassitt lucky to be alive while Ramon Laureano's luck runs out with 80-game PED suspension | #Cubs hardly recognizable and hardly worth mentioning after complete dismantling the | Jake Arrieta earns Asshole of the Week honors in a sad end the former North Side he...2021-08-211h 45Major League A*HolesBONUS: Pete's Post-Deadline PontificationsOriginally recorded on August 2, PV put his thoughts out there on an insane MLB trade deadline while Smitty was on vacation.
Did Jed Hoyer swing and miss on the Kris Bryant deal with the #SFGiants? | Craig Kimbrell for Nick Madrigal and Codi Heuer will live in #Cubs #WhiteSox infamy | Was Al Avila asleep at the wheel again, failing to move Jonathan Schoop? (NOTE: The answer is NO as Schoop subsequently agreed to a two-year extension with the #Tigers on August 7.)
#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor2021-08-1410 minMajor League A*Holes76 | DEADLINE SPECIAL: Premature SpeculationKris Bryant and Ryan Tepera for Joey Bart would serve the #SFGiants and #Cubs very well | #MLB's hypocrisy exposed once again as Javy Baez is fined for showing emotion on the field while MLB markets the shit out of it | Cubs maximize an asset and A's gain a legendary cult hero with Andrew Chafin trade | The Jesus Lizard shockingly dealt to Miami for expensive rental, Starling Marte | Dallas Keuchel struggles versus lefties has him feeling like he's pitching on Mars, but is that a bad thing? | Rick Hahn has #WhiteSox fans worried he's overplayed his hand being TOO patient waiting fo...2021-07-291h 24Major League A*Holes75 | Hottest Team in Baseball? Your Detroit Fucking Tigers!The #Tigers are *arguably* the HOTTEST team in baseball since the All-Star break | Could Jonathan Schoop and Jose Cisnero be on the move from Motown to the Southside? | Stellar #WhiteSox vs. #Brewers pitching matchups could be a #WorldSeries preview | More minor league drama for Yermin Mercedes and Eloy Jiménez | Lance Lynn, Sox consummate budding relationship with 2-year, $38M extension | Kris Bryant's "fatigued" hamstring awakens in time to squash tired injury narrative for the #Cubs just before the trade deadline | Potential Craig Kimbrel trade partners list grows | A disinterested Anthony Rizzo might get a wakeup call in Boston or New York | D...2021-07-241h 56Major League A*Holes74 | Our Very Special All-Star Week EditionLiam Hendriks’ potty mouth was the highlight of a mediocre #ASG | ASKHOLE: Why the fuck do the #WhiteSox have Eloy Jimenez in left field? | Pete’s Twitter War: There’s NO comparison between Leury Garcia and Trevor Story | Shohei Ohtani was slightly disappointing but the Home Run Derby was definitely not | The future is bright for the #Cubs and #Tigers if the Futures Game is any indication | Willson Contreras exposed a completely fractured Cubs clubhouse | Crafty Al Avila shocked the world by drafting not one, but TWO #MLB Pipeline Top 10 prospects with RHPs Jackson Jobe and Ty Madden | Rob Manfred tried to use...2021-07-161h 44Major League A*Holes73 | Trade Winds Are A-Blowin' (and so are the Cubs)It pays to drink on a Thirsty Thursday as PV is a #WhiteSox experience instant winner! | Trade rumors are starting to fly as #Cubs Craig Kimbrel emerges as the hottest commodity on the MLB market | Sox lose Yasmani Grandal, dump Adam Eaton, but Eloy Jimenez returns from the dead | #Tigers Draft Preview: Lots of options at #3 overall | Jake Arrieta is the only one who doesn't think he's done | NEW SEGMENT ALERT: 'You Know What I Fucking Hate?' with Joe Fitz | #SFGiants release a very foggy Nike City Connect uni | Trevor Bauer earns a very disturbing Asshole of the Week dishonor...2021-07-091h 41Major League A*Holes72 | Death of the Cubs 'Golden Era'It was a helluva nearly 6-year run, but June 30th, 2021 marked the end of the Cubs 'Golden Era' | A No-No of the Week that no one knew about | Josh Donaldson vs. Lucas Giolito reveals macho insecurity of everyone involved | It's Burger Time on the Southside! | Bob Nightengale's latest Bad Tweet undermines #WhiteSox ability to make Escobar deal | How the #Tigers could 'restore the roar' as soon as 2022 | Jaylin Davis' return could spark #SFGiants just in time | BART fiasco just the latest example of the City of Oakland kicking #Athletics to the curb | Hector Santiago calls MLB's bluff by appealing his Sticky Finge...2021-07-021h 37Major League A*Holes71 | MLB The Peep Show '21After just two days MLB's misguided and reactionary 'sticky stuff' enforcement policy has predictably devolved into an embarrassing train wreck | An unwitting Ben Zobrist is making headlines once again after filing suit against his pastor for banging his wife | White Sox' pen not as mighty as their words | Javier Báez getting benched might be the best thing that could've happened for him | We announce your 2021 Major League A*Holes All-Stat Team
#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor2021-06-241h 29Major League A*Holes70 | Opening Day 2.0 — An Epic Chicago PartyYou know the world is getting back to normal when Bill Murray is doing the 7th-Inning Stretch, beer snakes are setting records, and we're talking shit and drinking beers together again | Do you want the good news or bad news about White Sox injuries first? | The Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls saga has only just begun and it's a total shitshow | Tigers seeing encouraging signs down on the farm | Giants balance short term success vs. long-term health of the franchise | Rizzo's non-vaccinated stance creates potential disaster for Cubs | A's pick up Bob Melvin's option, but where's the extension? | Trevor Bauer awards Mickey...2021-06-181h 14Major League A*Holes69 | Sticky Fingers & Snapped HamstringsNick Madrigal is the latest to fall victim to Chicago's hamstring pandemic | Rivalry Weekend dominated by Sox/Giants | Did TLR break The Yerminator or was he just a flash in the pan? | Nothing but Smart Bombs and Wise Cracks for Patrick Wisdom | Brandon Crawford's lifetime of Gigantism | Sick or not, Jake Arrieta and his excuses sucked in SF | Cubs' Minister of Financial Propaganda Crane Kenney is a liar and an asshole | Sticky fingers and sticky balls are NOT anything like the steroids scandal | Insert obligatory Pirates joke here2021-06-111h 43Major League A*Holes68 | First Trimester Report CardsRivalry Weekend kicks off for Tigers/Sox and Cubs/Giants | We grade the performances of all five teams we cover over the first two months | Jed Hoyer admits Cubs are now "ahead of schedule financially" and can add at the trade deadline, but how could they not have anticipated this six months ago when "biblical losses" shaped their offseason agenda? | Sox-on-Sox crimes: Are we allowed to have fun now? | Spencer Torkelson beginning to live up to expectations in High-A for Tigers | Bob Melvin passes Tony La Russa on A's all-time wins list | Bob Brenly finds himself in deep "du" | Jack Flaherty...2021-06-041h 19Major League A*Holes67 | Javy Báez: Agent of ChaosNike/White Sox new 'Southside' uniforms knock it out of the fucking park | Joe West is probably good at his job but he's still a total asshole | Pirates abysmal defense exposed by Javier Báez and his uncanny ability to make crazy shit happen on the basepaths | Boy, that escalated quickly as A's Chris Bassitt turns his career around while wielding a golden trident | Robbie Grossman and the Tigers walk-off Gerrit Cole and the Yankees | New Era botches attempt to make their own city connection | Naked man terrorizes security and tarp tube with #Natitude | Zach Plesac earns Dumb Ass Injury of the W2021-05-291h 45Major League A*Holes66 | Mercedes Gets Thrown Under LARUSSAPALOOZA BusTony La Russa takes our illustrious Asshole of the Week honor in a landslide | Spencer Turnbull's overshadowed No-No | Cubs/TIgers centuries-old rivalry renewed | Cubs reach peak nostalgia marketing levels vs. old friends Jon Lester and Kyle Schwarber | Jake Arrieta's anti-vax stance creatures competitive disadvantage | Giants success a double-edged sword as approaching trade deadline creates a familiar dilemma | Dave Martinez lost his mind in the most amusing way possible | Loyal listener gets on-air laugh during Sox broadcast2021-05-211h 25Major League A*Holes65 | Vegas Baby! Uprooted In OaklandShit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60% | White Sox rise to the top of MLB | Questions remain about Giants' hot start | In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week | War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity | NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat | Ryno is on the weed? | Mr. October is our newest fan! | MLB Food Fight fucked everything up2021-05-141h 28Major League A*Holes64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La RuGame strategy and rule book knowledge are no longer Tony La Russa's strengths | You can stop with the Kris Bryant/Sox trade rumors | Javy Baez needs to look in the mirror before attacking Amir Garrett | Cubs sweep the World Champs* | A very JOCular Asshole of the Week | Jesus Lizard just the latest MLB video game casualty | Miguel Cabrera is terrible, but he's NOT getting DFA'd | Astros run to daddy Manfred for help2021-05-071h 31Major League A*Holes63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?Somehow, your San Francisco Giants find themselves atop the BEST division in baseball | Is a new stadium deal actually on the verge of getting done in Oakland? | You can throw out the record books when the Tigers and White Sox get together (or not) | Abysmal Cubs still find ways to amuse themselves and piss off others | No no-no? Yes no-no? I don't know. Who cares?2021-05-021h 06
Limp Ditkas PodcastLIVE 2021 Draft SpecialOur predictions, anticipations, and LIVEreactions to #OnePride's solid pick of Penei Sewell at #7, the #DallasCowboys trading back to #12 to eventually get Micah Parsons, and #DaBears trading away their future to get Justin Fields. 2021-04-301h 00Major League A*Holes62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!The Oakland A's are making history in all sorts of crazy ways on their 11-game winning streak | Buster Posey's renaissance and solid pitching are fueling the Giants solid start | Cubs crawl back up to .500 and finally reach the Medoza Line, but what is Javy Baez worth right now? | White Sox still overcoming injuries as they underachieve | So much funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up you couldn't make it up | Major League A*Holes are Assholes of the Week for yet another history-making moment this week2021-04-231h 22Major League A*Holes61 | RODóNONO!!!Carlos Rodón missed a Perfect Game by a goddamn shoelace, but settling for a No-Hitter still isn't bad | PV experiences a game at Sox Park for the first time in years | Tigers maul the ASStros as A.J. Hinch returns to the scene of the crime | Cubs COVID outbreak piles pestilence upon already painful start | Are the Cubs and Willson Contreras just too sensitive about getting hit by seven Brewers pitches in 14 games? | Johnny Cueto's promising start might pay dividends for =Giants at trade deadline | Week 2 had plenty of funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Get your facts straight! Smitt...2021-04-171h 07
Major League A*Holes60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE!Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop | #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500 | At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity | #WhiteSox storylines are abundant | Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season | #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries | Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago | Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it | Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win | A...2021-04-131h 11Major League A*Holes59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day!April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises | Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them | Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience | NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY | Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans?
#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay2021-04-011h 07Major League A*Holes58 | White Sox NOT Completely Fucked by Eloy's FollyYeah, of course, it sucks losing Eloy Jiménez for 5-6 months, but the Sox still have lots of options in LF | Do the Math: Capacity expanded to 25% at Wrigley/Sox Park (kinda?) | Cubs' drug mule gets busted with A LOT of product | Our 'NostraDumbass' predictions for the 2021 season are so hot, they will melt your face!!!
#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics2021-03-261h 16
Major League A*HolesFantasy Special '21No one asked for it, but we fucking did it anyway... enjoy our LIVE play-by-play coverage of the 18th-Annual Major League A$$holes Fantasy Draft!2021-03-202h 11Major League A*Holes57 | Cubs/Sox Polar Opposite 5-Year AnniversariesHow Rob Manfred almost cost Kyle Hendricks his season | Kris Bryant still doesn't 'give a shit' but still kinda gives a shit | Chuck Garfien is the David Kaplan of the South Side | Five Years Later: Adam LaRoche incident was merely a hint of even weirder shit to come for 2016 White Sox | A's dalliance with cryptocurrency feels a little shady | ESPN's Buster Olney strikes out his thick bush | Our fantasy draft preview that no one needs or asked for | Assthetics: Enough with the half-assed St. Patty's Day uniforms
#Cubs #WhiteSox #Athletics #MLB2021-03-191h 05Major League A*Holes56 | Fans Back in the Fucking Stands!States and local governments announce the limited return of fans to ballparks across the county | Asshole of the Week: Texas takes it too far | Rules changes for the Minors could have a MAJOR impact | White Sox fans ranked "booziest" and "biggest lightweights" in the game | Cubs Rub: What the fuck was Pedro Strop thinking? | Tigers Shit: Can someone please get Spencer Torkelson a god damn can opener! | Fuckin' A's: The Jesus Lizard and his Turkey Sub | Premature Celebration: Mets continue to embarrass themselves on a weekly basis
#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #SFGiants #Athletics2021-03-121h 19Major League A*Holes55 | Welcome Oakland Fuckin' A's!We welcome our fifth team to our regular coverage, the Oakland Athletics | "Fuck it" Tim Anderson doesn't mince words when he declared the #WhiteSox to be the best team in the AL | Tatis Jr. deal further exposes #Cubs ownership bullshit in crying poor | Did Kris Bryant just dis Theo Epstein? | After just one year, Marquee Network already in reruns | #SFGiants facing major decisions with pending free agents to be | #Tigers Miguel Cabrera could enter exclusive 3000/500 Club in 2021 | Angel Hernandez and the New York Mets continue to create the best Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Johnny Damon is an asshole2021-03-021h 07Major League A*Holes54 | Cubs' Offseason Cognitive Dissonance2021 rules include 7-inning doubleheaders and runners on base in extra innings | Jake Arrieta nostalgic signing example of #Cubs' conflicted offseason planning | La Russa's top concern to remain 'Hall of Famer Baseball Person' | PECOTA projections send Twittersphere into tizzy | There are no bad 1-year deals for #Tigers #SFGiants | Bad Tweets: Nightengale/Heyman continue to set new standards for incompetence | ASKHOLE: What if #WhiteSox had moved to Tampa in 1990? When will Tigers return to glory? | AOTW: Most despised teammates in baseball history2021-02-181h 13
Limp Ditkas Podcast14 | A Shitty Super Bowl for a Shitty YearYou know it's a garbage Super Bowl when a fat dude in a pink thong running on the field is among the biggest stories | Massive Stafford/Goff trade sets up Lions for years to come (hopefully) | Chicago media runs with ridiculous Wentz to Bears trade rumors | Cowboys social media team has some 'splaining to do after leaving Dak out of hype video | Now Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson and Lions closer to burying the hatchet | New segment honoring the Michigan Panthers, the greatest franchise in Michigan sports history#SuperBowl #NFL #OnePride #DaBears #DallasCowboys2021-02-1049 minMajor League A*Holes53 | NL/AL Central Heat Up Frosty Free Agent MarketJoc Pederson takes less money to join Cubs over Sox | Nolan Arenado tips NL Central balance of power | Twins overpay for aging Nelson Cruz | ASKHOLE: Why will Baez/Bryant return to prominence? No Plan B for Sox if La Russa fails? | $hit$how 2.0: Don't buy the Owners' clickbait | Bad Tweets LIVE | Mickey Callaway is an asshole2021-02-051h 00Major League A*Holes52 | North Side Crisis: Cub Nation in TurmoilCubs fans, pundits, and even Kris Bryant are upset about the current direction of the franchise | White Sox don't need to sign Nelson Cruz | Giants signing Tommy LaStella just another example of trying to be a little bit pregnant | Tigers are the new Farm System Champions | Is it time to abolish the Hall of Fame? | NEW SEGMENT #1: Bob Nightengale's Bad Tweets | Shitshow 2.0: Owners now working back channels to hide duplicitous agenda | NEW SEGMENT #2: ASKHOLE | Asshole of the Week: Jared Porter and his naked, erect penis
#Cubs #WhiteSox #SFGiants #Tigers #MLB2021-01-291h 34Limp Ditkas Podcast13 | Lions Give Themselves a Much-Needed EnemaOur NFL division & championship round recaps | TOMpa Bay is running an incredible (and nauseating) gauntlet | Super Bowl predictions: Chief will roll | For better or worse, the Lions flushed their system clean and replaced it with an inexperienced GM, a very experienced but difficult front office advisor, a meathead coach, and eventually a new QB | Cowboys have a lot of draft options#NFLPlayoffs #SuperBowlLV #OnePride #DallasCowboys2021-01-2755 minLimp Ditkas Podcast12 | Super Wild Card Weekend Obliterates National Championship GameNational Championship barely noticed in the long shadow of Super Wild Card Weekend | Six NFL playoff games in two days didn't suck | Predictable Bears reward Pace/Nagy incompetence | LDP Divisional Round preview, predictions, and Super Bowl picks | Cowboys get Defensive (Coordinator) | Lions GM/Coaching search rumors run amuck2021-01-1448 minMajor League A*Holes51 | No Worries, Mate! Sox Sign HendriksWhite Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market | The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought | Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated | Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs | Marcell Ozuna to the Giants? | Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore? | Asshole of the Week: first-time Hall of Fame voter makes it all about himself2021-01-1341 minLimp Ditkas Podcast11 | Predictably Ridiculous Finish to the NFC LEast RaceNFC LEast race crescendos in predictably ridiculous finale | Mediocrity reigns as Bears back into playoffs | Lions GM/Coach searches yet another example of their backward approach | Notre Dame gets crushed by Bama, but Texas A&M would've been crushed too | Clemson's sign-stealing fails as Buckeyes magic tent TD juice fuels Sugar Bowl win | Harbaugh trumps up fake NFL market to extort more money out of Michigan2021-01-0649 minMajor League A*Holes50 | Asshole of the Year: Rob ManfredCubs only have themselves to blame for lopsided Yu Darvish trade | White Sox hot stove heats up with Yoelqui Céspedes and Adam Engel signings | Tony La Russa is lucky he's a rich and famous old white guy | In a year replete with worthy candidates, Commissioner Rob Manfred runs away with our second-annual Asshole of the Year award2020-12-3149 minLimp Ditkas Podcast10 | Just Call it the Power 5 InvitationalThe College Football Playoff is a stupid name for what is really just a Power 5 invitation-only tournament | Will Notre Dame finally join a conference for real? Only if there's more money in it | 5-9 Cowboys are STILL in the playoff hunt??? | This week's Shit We Couldn't Make Up: Lions special teams coach goes rogue, gets canned2020-12-2337 minLimp Ditkas Podcast9 | Funny Shit (literally) We Couldn't Make UpLamar Jackson 'going for 2' inspires the telling of our own tales of shitting shame | CFB Playoff committee is retarded for the Power 5 | Gruff Sparty is the best thing Michigan State's got right now | Are the Lions actually making smart decisions? | Cowboys wrangle Bengals | Epic bad beat can't derail PV's Upset Specials2020-12-1744 minMajor League A*Holes49 | Winter Meetings (kinda? sorta?) SpecialBusy White Sox trade for Lance Lynn and sign Adam "Spanky" Eaton | Marquee Network Drama: The Search for Kasper's Successor | Risky Business: MLB umpire arrested in human trafficking sting | Asshole of the Week: MLB wins their fucking War on Minor League Baseball2020-12-1157 minLimp Ditkas Podcast8 | B1G Won't Let Michigan Fuck Ohio St.The B1G helped secure themselves a big CFB Playoff check by changing their arbitrary 6-game rule | Ohio St. moves to #4 in LDP Top 6 | Unshackled Lions take down spiraling Bears | Cowboys can't stop the goddamn run#OnePride #DallasCowboys #NotreDame #MichiganState2020-12-1039 minLimp Ditkas Podcast7 | Say Goodbye to Sideshow Bob & the Arrogant SlobWho will replace Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia in Detroit? | Bears vs. Lions preview | Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day indigestion | Notre Dame clinches CFP berth | Kirk Herbstreit says what everyone was thinking about Michigan | Spartans shock #8 Northwestern | PV's Upset Specials will make you money!2020-12-0556 minLimp Ditkas Podcast6 | Thanksgiving Day MassacrePREDICTION: Matt Patricia and Bob Quinn will be fired on Friday after the Lions lose on Thanksgiving Day | Cowboys vs. Football Team: a holiday classic matchup preview | Ohio State makes their first appearance on LDP Top 6 | How the #CFBplayoff got it wrong | Michigan celebrating a narrow victory over Rutgers is sad and hilarious#GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride2020-12-0545 minMajor League A*Holes48 | Kasper the Friendly Host Goes BiSOXualLike rats on a sinking ship, Theo Epstein and now Len Kasper are getting fuck out of the Friendly Confines | Kris Bryant's gonna get traded so deal with it | Non-tender deadline casualties litter both sides of Chicago | White Sox should trade for Blake Snell | Drinky La Ru will plead guilty to sweep his issues under the rug ASAP | Robinson Cano was a Hall of Famer, now he's just an Asshole2020-12-041h 13Limp Ditkas Podcast5 | Notre Dame is the BEST Team in the CountryFighting Irish rise to #1 in the LDP Top 6 | Turnovers/penalties killing Michigan State | Michigan off to worst start in 53 YEARS! | Ready for some MACtion? | Lions' fan purgatory is hell | NEVER trust a bald man in a visor#GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride2020-11-1833 minMajor League A*Holes47 | La-Russa-Palooza Circus Takes a Drunk TurnTony La Russa was charged with DUI the day BEFORE Sox announced him as their new manager | José Abreu earns AL MVP, just as we called it | Jon Lester got fired and bought Chicago a round of beers | December 2 may be a day that will live in infamy | AJ Hinch hiring ushers in a new era in Tigers history | A theory on why Rob Manfred failed to punish Justin Turner for his reckless behavior2020-11-1654 minLimp Ditkas Podcast4 | Fighting Irish Rise to the OccasionNotre Dame moves up to #2 in the LDP Top 6 after epic victory over Clemson | Shitloads of turnovers are sinking schizophrenic Spartans | If it hadn’t started already, HARBAUGH WATCH is in full swing now | Cowboys hang with undefeated Steelers | Matt Patricia’s incompetence is matched by his arrogance | Kyle Allen's gruesome fracture takes this week’s Limpy Award2020-11-1138 minLimp Ditkas Podcast3 | Debut of the LDP Top 6 College RankingsMel Tucker's Bad Motherfucker status is reinstated while Jim Harbaugh's status as a total fraud is confirmed | PV calls his shot: Notre Dame will beat Clemson by two scores | The first LDP Top 6 is revealed! | Cowboys season is OV-AH | Lions slide back into reality of futility | Bears are even dumber than we thought they were2020-11-0752 minLimp Ditkas Podcast2 | The Bears are who we thought they were: FRAUDS!The Cowboys lost their backup QB and more to Football Team | The Lions took advantage of ATL doing their best SOL impression | The Bears exposed themselves as the frauds they are to a national audience on MNF | Our expectations were low for Michigan State, but HOLY FUCK!!! | Notre Dame rolls on as Clemson game approaches, minus Trevor Lawrence?2020-10-3139 minMajor League A*HolesSPECIAL REPORT: White Sox Hire Tony La Russa. Seriously?Shit just got real, folks. Despite all logic and public scorn, Jerry Reinsdorf has decided the 76-year old Tony La Russa will be his next manager. Yet another move that undermines the legitimacy of Rick Hahn as General Manager, who clearly wanted no part of this bizarre decision. 2020-10-3037 minMajor League A*Holes46 | A Fitting End to a Fucked Up SeasonWild and weird #WorldSeries recap | Asshole of the Week: Justin Turner | White Sox & Tigers managerial searches ramp up | Marquee Network Drama: The Disappointing Sequel | Which 2020 MLB rules changes should we keep? | 2021 free-agent market looking rather thin | Gold Glove awards are bullshit2020-10-281h 08Limp Ditkas Podcast1 | WTF is this? Oh Great, Another Football PodcastNFC LEast is shit but can the Cowboys take advantage with Andy Dalton at QB? | Lions need a complete overhaul but the Fords will NEVER sell so get over it | 5-1 Bears are total frauds | Michigan State enters the Mel "BadMotherFucker" Tucker Era | #3 Notre Dame won't look past Pitt even with Clemson looming | Football's approach to COVID-19 blatantly favors money over safety #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride2020-10-241h 08Limp Ditkas PodcastEpisode ZeroJust a couple of Chicago pricks who hate da Bears and University of Michigan football but clash on just about everything else when it comes to the NFL and college football. #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride2020-10-2208 minMajor League A*Holes45 | White Sox Manager Search Devolves Into Madness!!Renteria and Coop feel the Wrath of Hahn, chaos ensues | Tony La Russa? Are you fucking kidding me?? | More manager candidates emerge with varying degrees of plausibility | Postseason Talk: Can we just get to a Rays/Braves World Series already? | Strip Club Knife Fight: hair metal band name or a night out with Tommy Pham? | Billy Beane applies Moneyball to European lawn sport2020-10-161h 02Major League A*Holes44 | Huge Decisions Facing Cubs/Sox/Tigers this OffseasonCubs predictably flame out again — maybe a bit TOO predictably? | Top 5 questions for the White Sox offseason | A look at the Tigers managerial options | A strange postseason continues without us | Asshole of the Week: David Kaplan2020-10-091h 16Major League A*Holes43 | Renteria Exposed as Sox Exit PostseasonA panicking Renteria blew any chance the Sox had | Cubs are still suffering from premature cancellation issues | MLB postseason rife with anomalies and injuries | Crosstown Series Recap: Now who owns Chicago? | Asshole of the Week: Jimmy "Tough Guy" Cordero | More funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up2020-10-021h 13Major League A*Holes42 | Chicago: From the Capital of Baseball to the Shitshow of BaseballOur thoughts entering a Crosstown Series that feels much stranger than expected | Renteria is now clearly costing the Sox wins | Cubs offensive production is offensive (and chronic) | A sad, but fond farewell to Tigers manager Ron Gardenhire | Giants playoff hopes in the balance | We name our All-A*Holes Team from the best players from our 4 clubs | Ozzie Guillen should be managing in MLB | Shit We Couldn't Make Up: 2020 has been full of statical anomalies and bizarre fan behavior | Asshole of the Week: Angel Hernandez (again)2020-09-251h 17Major League A*Holes41 | Chicago is the Goddamn Capital of BaseballWhite Sox are FINALLY back in the fucking playoffs! | Heyward's homer turns Cubs' season around | Mills delivers MLB's second no-hitter | Wildfires fuck with Giants schedule | Asshole of the Week: journalist Bob Nightengale is terrible at journalism | Tigers' Candelario wins AL Player of the Week | Drone delay at Wrigley just more Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Booze banned for postseason celebrations | ASSthetics: worst-to-best Sox uniform rankings2020-09-181h 37Major League A*Holes40 | White Sox Cruising While Cubs Straddle Mendoza LineDallas Keuchel's mysterious back injury looks like the only speed bump on their way to the playoffs | Congrats to Trevor Bauer for shoving it up Cubs' asses in a meaningless game | The Javy Baez Excuse Machine keeps churning out bullshit | Giants bats power playoff run | Tigers lose 19-0 but are still in the playoff hunt and more Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Asshole of the Week: "COVID" Joe West rears his fat, ugly head again2020-09-1140 minMajor League A*Holes39 | Post-Trade Deadline: Now Shit's Getting SeriousHonoring former White Sox and Hall of Fame legend, Tom Seaver | Cubs outfielders make history | SOXual Harassment: Rick Renteria's gut is giving PV indigestion | You’re lying if you had the Tigers at .500 past the halfway point | Giants suffering from pitching/offense role reversals | ASSthetics: Padres are on FIRE and so are their neo-retro uniforms | Aroldis Chapman's asshole legacy continues2020-09-041h 06Major League A*Holes38 | White Sox Seize Chicago By The BallsLucas Giolito Throws a NO-NO! | Rivalry Weeks Recap | Player of the Week: Jose Abreu | TRADE DEADLINE: Strategies & Targets | Cubs Rub: Javy Baez Struggles Due to Lack of Crowds | More Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Asshole of the Week: Bruce Levine2020-08-281h 03Major League A*Holes37 | RIVALRY WEEKS: It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!Cubs/Cards, Tigers/Sox, Sox/Cubs, Cub/Tigers... OH MY!! | Mark Grace is the "dingbat" | Fernando Tatis Jr. should be on the South Side | More Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Thom Brennaman wins Asshole of the Week in a landslide2020-08-211h 17Major League A*Holes36 | Cubs are Kings of a Terrible DivisionYu is not fucking around anymore | Rizzo adds some serious bling to his game | White Sox are righting the ship despite Rick Renteria's best efforts to fuck it all up | How to solve the growing Cardinals issue | ASSthetics of Baseball: Nike logo is ruining Tigers jersey | Why the fuck are the Astros picking fights?? | Asshole(s) of the Week: Zach Plesac & Mike Clevinger2020-08-141h 03Major League A*Holes35 | Way Too Early Red Line World Series Trash TalkCubs win our premature breakdown of the 2020 Cubs/Sox World Series | White Sox have made Chicago the "City of Bad Shoulders" | Public masturbation, brO-HIO hatred from Ozzie, terrible excuses from Jeter, and more of the funniest Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Asshole of the Week: Cards president, John Mozeliak2020-08-071h 19Major League A*Holes34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home | Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster | White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction | Tigers are leading baseball in homers... and strikeouts | Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage? | #FreeJoeKelly | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins2020-07-3157 minMajor League A*Holes33 | Happy Opening Fucking Day!BREAKING Marquee Network News: Comcast deal is DONE and it's about fucking time | White Sox kicked the shit out of the Cubs this week, for what it's worth (not much) | What the Mookie Betts blockbuster deal means for the Cubs trying to resign Bryant/Baez | SOXual Harassment: No More Mazara? | TIGER SHIT: The Jordan Zimmerman Disaster and service time manipulation | Expanded playoffs made too much sense to pass up | Toronto can't play in Toronto and other Shit We Couldn't Make Up | The #CardboardPeteNeedsaSeat at Sox Park saga continues... | Asshole of the Week: The Cleveland Baseball Team2020-07-241h 18
Major League A*Holes32 | 2020 Season Preview? (if we're lucky)Hendricks named Cubs Opening Day starter | Rizzo's bad back is no reason to panic | Fallout from Kopech opting out | Our 2020 Season Preview? with playoff, MVP, and Cy Young predictions | Asshole of the Week: Jerry Reinsdorf2020-07-171h 20
Major League A*Holes31 | MLB's Not-So-Happy Summer Campers2020 Schedule 2.0: Our in-depth breakdown of the Cubs, Sox, Tigers, and Giants 60-game schedules | Field of Dreams game during a pandemic could easily become a nightmare | MLB’s COVID-19 testing program got off to a rocky start | SOXual Harassment: transparency vs. privacy with testing results puts Yoan Moncada, Michael Kopech, and Rick Hahn in an awkward spot | CUBS RUB: Somebody needs to buy Jose Quintana a goddamn dishwasher! | Don’t be fooled, Cleveland is changing their name only because “Indians” is finally now costing them more money than it’s earning |
#CardboardPeteNeedsASeat at Sox Park for charity! | Asshole of the Week: “COVID” Joe W2020-07-101h 14
Major League A*Holes30 | Welcome to Summer Camp 2020!Players have reported and we analyze the Cubs, Sox, Tigers, and Giants 60-man roster strategies | To play, or not to play? That is the question | What will a 2020 World Series title* really mean? | Help us get "Cardboard Pete" a seat for Giants home games! | More funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up | Asshole of the Week: MLB attempts to murder Minor League Baseball2020-07-021h 03
Major League A*Holes29 | There Will Be BaseballPLAY FUCKING BALL! Baseball is BACK (maybe) so what will the truncated season look like? | Fans in the stands would be a welcome sight, but the logistics would be fraught with issue | Are we finally getting a Marquee Network deal with Comcast? | CUBS RUB: Instead of a hype video, an apology and a thank you to the fans for putting up with this shit would've been more appropriate | More funny shit we couldn't make up across MLB | GIGANTISM: Oracle Park gets some real bullpens while fans get personalized cardboard cutouts | Asshole of the Week: MLB & MLBPA2020-06-261h 10
Major League A*Holes28 | SPECIAL REPORT: Threat Level ManfredThe latest on MLB's "proposal" to return to play | Is MLB trying to cover up a Yankees' cheating scandal? | A mixed "Long Gone Summer" review | Did Albert Belle have a better 1998 than Sosa? | Asshole of the Week emeritus Rob Manfred, of course2020-06-181h 07
Major League A*Holes27 | The Official A-Holes' 2020 MLB Draft Recap2020 MLB Draft recap | $hit $how: Millionaires vs Billionaires latest developments | NEW SEGMENT: Shit We Couldn't Make Up | 30 for 30 "Long Gone Summer" preview | PV's Wrigley Rickshaw Story | Plus, a very special Asshole of the Week2020-06-121h 09
Major League A*Holes26 | A Simple $hit $how SolutionMillionaires & Billionaires can solve their $hit $how with an 82-game season and some deferred payments | CUBS RUB: Tom Ricketts needs to stop talking | ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK: Washington Nationals | 2020 MLB Draft Projections for the Tigers, Sox, Giants, and Cubs | BREAKING Trevor Bauer dating news!!2020-06-0458 min
Major League A*Holes25 | Owners Master the Art of Assholish NegotiationMillionaires vs. Billionaires saga continues: The Players Strike Back | Can a $hit Show find common ground? | Bauer vs. Boras vs. Ricketts | Asshole of the Week: Angels owner Arte Moreno | Moneyball 2: With A Vengeance: Gutting the Minor Leagues | Hypothetical expansion draft: Cubs/Sox protected players2020-05-2956 min
Major League A*Holes24 | The $hit $how Must Go On...Millionaires vs Billionaires update | No licking, no spitting, no fighting! | Potential playoff plans | Cubs payroll reductions | Last Dance takeaways: Jerry Reinsdorf is cheap | Asshole of the Week: Alex Rodriguez | Sounds of Silence2020-05-2143 min
Major League A*Holes23 | Battle of Millionaires vs. Billionaires BeginsThe war of words between the owner and MLBPA has begun | Fallout from the 2020 MLB draft being cut to just 5 rounds | Blake Snell's timing might be poor, but he isn't wrong | Asshole of the Week: J.B. Pritzker | Cubs Run: Sinclair Broadcast Group are a bunch of scumbags | Marquee Network News | Tigers Shit: 10 years later, Armando Galarraga wants credit for his (im)Perfect Game2020-05-1552 min
Major League A*Holes22 | Could Labor Strife Fuck Up MLB's Potential Return?MLB's newest contingency proposal goes to the Players Association for approval, but could money derail everything? | The Asshole's Guide to Korean Baseball | Fake Baseball Updates: Baseball Reference sim, MLB The Show 20 Players League | Tigers' draft options: Spencer Torkelson or Austin Martin | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins & Tampa Bay Rays2020-05-0747 min
Major League A*Holes21 | It's The End Of The NL/AL As We Know It!MLB's newest contingency plan to return to home (but empty) stadiums is the best yet by far | Imagining what baseball would've looked like one month into the season | MLB finally buckled under our pressure to finally offer ticket refunds | Another Cubs fan sues after being hit by a foul ball | Could MLB Expansion could be on the horizon? | Asshole of the Week: Pirates owner, Bob Nutting2020-05-0154 min
Major League A*Holes20 | Not a Great Week for Rob ManfredNo Refund update: Lawsuit! | Asshole of the Week: Rob Manfred | The "Three Hub" Idea pros and cons | Cubs choose not to participate in COVID-19 antibody study | Michael Jordan/Sox conspiracy theories | Baseball Reference 2020 season simulation update | Sox Park & Wrigley Field Concessions Draft2020-04-231h 01
Major League A*Holes19 | Cubs vs. Sox in a New Economic RealityEPISODE 19
- A savior is born: Christ Bryant had a baby!
- Big Hurt vs Mike Trout
- Cactus League & Grapefruit League "idea"
- Effects of a new economic reality on the Cubs & Sox
- More sim updates because that's all we've got right now
- Asshole of the Week: MLB for not offering ticket refunds2020-04-1750 min
Major League A*Holes18 | Fuck it, Just Build a Goddamn Bio Dome!- Tribute to “Mr. Tiger” Al Kaline
- Could MLB’s metaphorical “bio dome” bring back baseball as soon as May?
- Local TV is dropping the ball
- Simulated baseball is the only baseball stimulation we’Ve got right now2020-04-0951 min
Major League A*Holes17 | MLB Labor News: Cubs Get Fucked, Tigers Win, Sox in BetweenEPISODE 17
• RIP Ed Farmer
• Latest MLB schedule contingency plans
• New labor agreement winners and losers
• MLB The Show 20 game review
• Our top baseball movie picks
• Asshole of the Week: Evan Gattis2020-04-0359 min
Major League A*Holes16 | The Baseball Fan's Pandemic Survival Guide- How a 162-game schedule could still possibly work.
- Asshole of the Week: Rob Manfred for suggesting MLB cancel the draft to save some cash.
- Worst free-agent signings in the history of the Cubs, White Sox, Tigers, and Giants.
- Streaming Guide for the Apocalypse2020-03-2547 min
Major League A*Holes15 | PLOT TWIST in the Marquee Network Drama!- Marquee Network Review: 2016 Run for the Ring
- New MLB schedule contingency plans
- Worst trades in Cubs, Sox, Tigers, and Giants history
- What we're watching instead of baseball
- Asshole of the Week: COVID-192020-03-2050 min
Major League A*Holes14 | Moncada Deal + More Marquee Network DramaIs the new Yoan Moncada deal really "team friendly"? More bad news for Marquee Network on YouTube TV and Comcast fronts. Tigers fans FINALLY seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. Whining isn't going to get Barry Bonds into the Hall. The 3-batter minimum is an opportunity, but few are choosing to see it. Plus, Asshole of the Week: Parlay Patz.2020-03-1046 min
Major League A*Holes13 | Playoffs or Bust, Bitches!Theo and Joe officially bury the hatchet on national TV, but Bryzzo steals the show. MORE Marquee Network drama with YouTube TV. NEW segments "Cubs Rub" and "SOXual Harassment" tackle issues on both sides of town. Dallas Keuchel's mom gives Sox a perfectly profane slogan for 2020. MLB cracks down on video tech in the dugout and sticky substances for pitchers. PLUS, Asshole of the Week: Jim Crane.2020-03-0441 min
Major League A*Holes12 | STRAP IT ON — Spring Training Begins!Does Grandpa Rossy need a well-being check? Will the Kris Bryant leadoff experiment work? Sox extend Aaron Bummer and now possibly Yoan Moncada? Say hello to Mason Saunders! Madison Bumgarner goes undercover to join the rodeo. Asshole of the Week: David Ortiz vs. Rob Manfred vs. litigious daily fantasy gamblers.2020-02-2545 min
Major League A*Holes11 | Baseball is a Total ShitshowThe current state of baseball can only be described as a total shitshow. Rob Manfred is apologizing to trophies and blaming the Players Union for granting immunity to Astros players. Players are fuming at Astros players. Carlos Correa and Astros players aren't sorry about anything other than getting caught. Theo Epstein and Joe Maddon are politely feuding in the media. Hell, even Kris Bryant is showing some anger!2020-02-191h 00
Major League A*Holes10 | What the Betts Trade Says About Bryant's Trade Value- What does the Mookie Betts deal mean for what the Cubs might get in return for Kris Bryant?
- Expanded playoffs are fucking awesome for everyone.
- Ridiculous Nolan Aranado White Sox trade Twitter rumors
- AJ Hinch ALMOST tells the truth
- Asshole of the Week: the eternal Pete Rose debate RAGES on...2020-02-1145 min
Major League A*Holes9 | Potential Kris Bryant Trade DestinationsNow that Kris Bryant's service time grievance has been denied, the Cubs can get down to business and there are still plenty of potential trade partners out there. An insider Sox ticket scam costs the team $1M. Salute to Curtis Granderson upon his retirement. DH to the NL? MLB punishes the Astros further with Dusty Baker. Plus, Asshole of the Week!2020-02-0456 min
Major League A*Holes8 | Sox optimism, Cubs angst, ASStros scandal, HOF bullshitSlightly misguided Cubs fans booed Tom Ricketts and the Marquee Network while White Sox fans are seeing nothing but rainbows and lollipops — it's the Bizarro World! Plus, between dumb Hall of Fame voting controversies and the worst baseball scandal since 1919, this might be the hottest race for Asshole of the Week ever.2020-01-2857 min
Major League A*Holes7 | Sox Sign Grandal and Help the Cubs?The White Sox signing catcher Yasmani Grandal to a 4-year $73M deal may have far-reaching effects on both the South Side and North Side of Chicago.2019-11-2240 min
Major League A*Holes6 | David Ross Becomes Grandpa BossyThe David Ross Era begins, for what it's worth. The Kris Bryant grievance is FINALLY being heard this week and the timing couldn't be more interesting. Thoughts on the playoffs and on what is already a fascinating World Series.2019-10-2449 min
Major League A*Holes5 | Is Second Place Good Enough for the White Sox?Has Jerry Reinsdorf's plan always been for his White Sox to finish in 2nd place every year just to keep the fans interested while maximizing profits? And can we just change the name of the Wild Card Game to the Play-In Game so people can stop whining that it's not a 3-game series?2019-10-0838 min
Major League A*Holes4 | 2019 Asshole of the YearOur thoughts on the 2019 Cubs, White Sox, Tigers, and Giants. PLUS Asshole of the Year nominations (Addison Russell & Theo Epstein)and playoff predictions.2019-10-0124 min
Major League A*Holes3 | Death of the Joe Maddon EraSPECIAL EDITION: “The Death of the Joe Maddon Era” — we discuss what happened, who’s to blame, and what’s next? More Kris Bryant trade talk. Kyle Schwarber too? Will Craig Kimbrell or Theo Epstein win Asshole of the Week? Obviously, we have ALL the answers!2019-09-2436 min
Major League A*Holes2 | Rizzo Down. Cubs Out?Whether you like it or not, WE’RE BACK with Episode 2 of The Show! Cubs have a HUGE weekend but lose Anthony Rizzo. Is Rick Hahn‘s grace period about to end? Joe Maddon to the Sox?? Ozzie Guillen to the Cubs?? And a truly SHOCKING Asshole of the Week nomination!2019-09-171h 01
Major League A*Holes1 | The Case for trading Kris BryantWe’re LIVE, mofos! Our first episode of Major League A-Holes: The Show is in the can. We covered a lot of ground including thoughts on the sputtering Cubs, the disappointing Giants, the hopeful White Sox, and the dismal Tigers.
Should the Cubs trade Kris Bryant? Should the Giants have traded Madison Bumgarner? Did you know Tim Anderson and Jose Abreu could be AL AVG and RBI champs? Is Dave Dombrowski just a dick or is there more to it? Who will be the Asshole of the Week? Tune in to find out!2019-09-1457 min