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Gen Zenophobic#23 | "Whoopi Goldberg Is The Black Oprah" Feat. Alex Quow | GZPA GZP first! Comedian and viral sensation Alex Quow joins us to regale stories of worst headline shows, first dates with girls, and how to pass a class without studying. WATCH NOW2025-07-1632 minGen Zenophobic#22 | All Lesbians Have Tragic Backstories | GZPLuke is in NYC! Why do all Lesbians have superhero origin stories? Is Ch*nk a top tier racial slur? What is the saddest kind of school to shoot up? LISTEN NOW2025-07-0932 minGen Zenophobic#21 | Squid Game's Ending Was Worse Than Game Of Thrones | GZPWas Squid Game's ending satisfying or titanically terrible? Does Wyatt actually have a life? Is Instagram worse for you than cigarettes? Why is the number 67 so funny? LISTEN NOW2025-07-0336 minGen Zenophobic#20 | "I Would Turn Gay To Dodge The Draft" | GZPWould you cut your leg off to dodge the draft? Could Dennis Rodman de-arm another rogue nuclear country? Why is Zohran-mania taking over NYC? Also, recapping the NOLA & Tampa shows. LISTEN NOW2025-06-2534 minGen Zenophobic#19 | No Kings Or Muslims | GZPWyatt finally leaves his iPhone and switches to the new Trump Mobile. Does Andrew Cuomo have the Hilary Effect? Why is Hollywood making every male hero into a twink? LISTEN NOW2025-06-1936 minGen Zenophobic#18 | The Ice Cream Truck Or The ICE Truck? | GZPBack from the South! We saw the Real ICE truck in Georgia, and people were running... Are there more ICE Trucks or Ice Cream Trucks? Are Trump and Elon like Captain America and Iron Man? What is the BEST fast food in the South? LISTEN NOW2025-06-1132 minGen Zenophobic#17 | P Diddy Is My Wedding Planner?! | GZPHow famous do you have to get for Trump to pardon you? Should we Suicide Squad P Diddy into being an event planner? What is the point of Homeless people according to Luke? LISTEN NOW2025-06-0433 minGen Zenophobic#16 | RIP Joe Biden’s G Spot | GZPWE ARE BACK! After two long weeks, Wyatt is back from Europe and Luke is finished with Finals. Why are the last three days of school always BS? Can Biden still cum from his G Spot? Is Kanye’s discography like Star Wars? Could Charlie Kirk out debate preschoolers? LISTEN NOW2025-05-2839 minGen Zenophobic#15 | Men Get D*ck Pics Too! | GZPWhy do people send nudes to random insta accounts with large followings? Why do all Dads LIVE to make things awkward? Is there a racket in our Middle Schools to game the accelerated reading programs? WATCH NOW2025-05-0836 minGen Zenophobic#14 | How Many Avatars Were Aborted? | GZPBack from Disneyland! Could you used the force to perform an abortion? Could a water bender perform an abortion? Do men deep down wish they were a gorilla? LISTEN NOW2025-04-3030 minGen Zenophobic#13 | Vatican City's Nuclear Arsenal | GZPThe Pope dies and suddenly...Kanye has something to confess. Wyatt and Luke get back from a three city tour -- SF, San Diego, Phoenix, and pose the questions: Why did our Dad tell us our Uncle was gonna be the pope? Would Luke choose Michael B Jordan over Bella Ramsay? WATCH NOW2025-04-2429 minGen Zenophobic#12 | Why Is Instagram Showing Down Syndrome Baddies? | GZPWho in history was Autistic? Is Henry Clay the GOAT non-president? Why does Instagram keep pushing hot Down Syndrome girls? Also, Luke has a HOT TAKE on a certain group of people... WATCH NOW2025-04-2232 minGen Zenophobic#11 | Do Guys Shave (Down There) Before EVERY Date? | GZPDo men manscape before every date, party, and social occasion? Does Vlad Zelensky's eyes hold the sadness of 100,000 men? Is the Minecraft Movie Instagram Reels in theaters? LISTEN NOW2025-04-0936 minGen Zenophobic#10 | Non-Binary Heckler TWERKS During Comedian's Set | GZPIf you came to the Toronto tour date -- you know what this episode is about. One of the most positive yet distracting hecklers anyone's ever seen at a comedy show. Also! How are high school parties different from entertainment industry parties? Are Men more homophobic when they don't have girlfriends? LISTEN NOW2025-04-0332 minGen Zenophobic#9 | Bro Wyd? Tryna Bomb Yemen?? | GZPWyatt and Luke are back from a Denver-Chicago tour trip! Is holding hands with your brother gay? Is Joe Gatto cancelled? What would you do if you got a text from the pentagon? LISTEN NOW2025-03-2630 minGen Zenophobic#8 | Hallmark Presents: Osama Bin Lovin’ | GZPWould you convert to Islam for a baddie? Are Wilson Fisk and Matt Murdoch the couple with the most chemistry in the MCU? Is that a Playboi Carti album or atmospheric noise? LISTEN NOW2025-03-1933 minGen Zenophobic#7 | Calling Your Friends Is GAY | GZPAre men lonely because we feel like we can't call our friends? Is no fap the one thing every religion can agree on? Is JD Vance the most memeable politician? Did Wyatt have the most of out pocket first date of all time? LISTEN NOW2025-03-1233 minGen Zenophobic#6 | What If Greta Thunberg Was A Baddie? | GZPThe roast battle between Trump and Zelensky, Casey Anthony's rising stock, and why people hate Greta Thunberg but love Luigi Mangione. LISTEN NOW!2025-03-0535 minGen Zenophobic#5 | Captain America Vs. Joe Biden! | GZPCaptain America 4! Did Harrison Ford seem senile? New Avatar Series! Who has a better legacy, Aang or Korea? Who knocked up Toph? What was Helen Keller's body count? LISTEN NOW2025-02-2635 minGen Zenophobic#4 | Kanye’s Top Secret Plan | GZPBack home from Texas! Hours after their Texas tour trip, Wyatt and Luke discuss Kanye and Bianca’s divorce plans, Valentines Day emotions, and why American food is underrated.2025-02-1844 minGen Zenophobic#3 | A Bad Day For Lightskins | GZPDrake and Patrick Mahomes take big Ls. Dudes who can’t get girls listen to ANYONE. Kanye hits a new all time low.2025-02-1139 minGen Zenophobic#2 | The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest P*rnstar | GZPShocking news this week! Luka Doncic TRADED. Onlyfans Star DEAD. Helicopter and Plane COLLIDED. All of it and more, LISTEN NOW!2025-02-0439 minGen Zenophobic#1 | White Guilt Is OVER! | GZPIT’S FINALLY HERE! Gen Zenophobic episode #1. Donald Trump vs Joe Biden’s libido, the cops get called on Luke at a high school party, and a girl gets mad at Wyatt for saying retarded.2025-01-2842 minGen Zenophobic#52 | Getting A BJ During SCHOOL!? | DLCTHE LAST EPISODE OF DLC! But don't worry, a new podcast is on its way as we speak. During the final episodes Luke and Wyatt attempt to discuss the teachers that hated them the most -- before a dark secret from Wyatt's past is revealed.2024-12-1627 minGen Zenophobic#51 | Getting FADED With The Boston PD! | DLCWyatt parties with the Boston PD while Luke takes the SAT! The saga of Wyatt's rented Kia Niro taking 8 hours to drive to Boston is covered, as well as the murder of the United Healthcare CEO.2024-12-1328 minGen Zenophobic#50 | And Then My P*nis Said… | DLCEpisode 50!!! Thank you all who have been with us through almost a full year of episodes. To celebrate, Luke tells us a very special story he has been saving just for this: ...His First Hookup...2024-12-0838 minGen Zenophobic#49 | Bully Kids While You Can! | DLCA DLC classic! Wyatt and Luke talk about their days in high school -- bullying kids, being bullied, and how it just isn't the same when you're an adult. 2024-11-2428 minGen Zenophobic#48 | Vlogging With THE COPS!? | DLCSeattle & Portland Roadtrip! Wyatt and Luke are BACK from their Northeast tour dates and talk about getting pulled over on the way there, how they felt about their sets, and most importantly, Luke went out with a girl after a show…2024-11-1830 minGen Zenophobic#47 | Why Gen Z LOVES Trump… | DLCOur election special! The boys discuss what the 16-18 year olds at Luke’s school thought of Trump and Kamala, each President’s favorite sex position, and how we get radicalized by YouTube Shorts.2024-11-1131 minGen Zenophobic#46 | Learning GEN ALPHA Slang!? | DLCGen Z Slang part 3! The boys return to their legendary series where Luke takes us even deeper into the abyss of youth culture...Balkan Rage, Drippy Cheese, + Thick Of It2024-11-0430 minGen Zenophobic#45 | Your FIRST TIME Watching P*RN!? | DLCBack with just the two boys! Wyatt and Luke tell the stories of the first time they accidentally stumbled on P*rn on the internet! Also bonus story: Luke accidentally said the N Word in front of two trans women onstage!2024-10-2830 minGen Zenophobic#44 | Dropping The Eucharist On The Ground (feat. Ruth) | DLCPart two of our special episode with Wyatt and Luke’s sister Ruth. Luke tells the story of a priest dropping the body of Christ on the floor, Wyatt attempting to eat a lady’s hair during mass, and the story of our parents finding out Wyatt was doing standup.2024-10-2133 minGen Zenophobic#43 | How To Skip Church (feat. Ruth) | DLCThe forgotten sibling! Wyatt and Luke’s sister joins DLC for a very special two part episode! Special insight into the family dynamic is revealed as they reflect on going to church as a kid, what life was like before Luke, and peeing in the car.2024-10-1333 minGen Zenophobic#42 | Student Writes A Love Song For A Teacher?! (Feat. Connor) | DLCPART TWO of our very special episode featuring family friend Connor! This episode is mostly about one legend in Walnut Creek History -- Angel. Here are the legendary stories of questioning authority and borderline sexual harassment.2024-10-0732 minGen Zenophobic#41 | Teacher Embarrasses Wyatt In Front of the WHOLE SCHOOL (feat. Connor) | DLCMUST WATCH EPISODE. Wyatt's high school best friend and family friend Connor Kugler joins DLC to regale high school non-glory days of when Wyatt got an F on the most important assignment of the year, messing with horrible teachers, and peer pressuring Luke into asking a girl out.2024-09-3031 minGen Zenophobic#40 | Our First Time Dancing With Women! | DLCLegendary coincidence! Both Wyatt and Luke lost their middle school dance virginity to a girl named Gaby! Who knew? Not them. The boys go over their experience with their first dance, moral quandaries in psychology and religion class, and foreshadow a legendary standup story...2024-09-2326 minGen Zenophobic#39 | The First Gay People We Met | DLCLuke gets up to some classic 16 year old mischief. This week in yet another attempt to woo a female, he goes over his prolonged instagram/snapchat exchange with a girl from a neighboring school. Also, the boys reminisce about the first gay people they ever knew.2024-09-1631 minGen Zenophobic#38 | How To NOT Kill A Cat | DLCWyatt got a cat! There was a really long one month adoption process that the boys discuss, including cat seminars, home visits, and grumpy Eastern European ladies.2024-09-0829 minGen Zenophobic#37 | How To Open For A Famous Comedian | DLCPt. 2 of Luke opening for Jeff Arcuri! Luke goes over how all five shows went, what he learned, and what makes Jeff such a great comic.2024-09-0137 minGen Zenophobic#36 | Luke Opens For Jeff Arcuri! | DLCLuke opens for social media sensation Jeff Arcuri! Luke has to host 5 sold out shows, so ahead of it, Luke speaks about his anxieties, how he chooses material, and how it feels to move up in your career but still feel behind where you want to be.2024-08-2527 minGen Zenophobic#35 | Luke Starts Junior Year… | DLCThe time has finally come, Luke has begun the infamous Junior year of high school. The boys discuss the differences between middle and high school, what it's like applying to college, and what Luke has to do in the coming two years.2024-08-1728 minGen Zenophobic#34 | RFK Jr. And The Bear… | DLCUS Politics Special... Mostly Luke and Wyatt retelling the legendary story if RFK Jr. and the dead bear carcass. Also they boys touch on JD Vance and Usha Vance.2024-08-0830 minGen Zenophobic#33 | Trading New Jokes | DLCThis episode is basically Fix Your Jokes (ep 24) pt. 2! Wyatt and Luke go over the new jokes they're working on and help each other improve and rate them!2024-08-0233 minGen Zenophobic#32 | Re-living Our WORST BOMBS EVER… | DLCPAINFUL EPISODE! Public humiliation basically… Wyatt and Luke re-watch two of their WORST BOMBS EVER, Live for your entertainment. This exercise was horribly entertaining.2024-07-2628 minGen Zenophobic#31 | I Did Standup Comedy FOR A CULT!! | DLCStorytime!! A spooky tale of standup comedy awaits on DLC today. Wyatt tells the famous story of being 19, and being asked to perform standup comedy — for what he didn’t realize is a cult…2024-07-2029 minGen Zenophobic#30 | 7th Grader Breaks $10,000 Rolex! | DLCStorytime episode! Luke and Wyatt go over their elementary, middle, and high school years, and dig up their favorite funny stories, A kid with a knife in his mouth on the roof, bullying an anti-masker, kids showing their private parts in kindergarten, AND MORE!2024-07-1235 minGen Zenophobic#29 | Holding Your Pee for 4 HOURS! (feat. Joshua) | DLCCousin Joshua on DLC pt. 2! Lowkey this episode is even better. Three big stories: Luke grinds on a girl for the first time at a New Year’s Party, all of us accidentally visiting a Brothel, and Josh forcing Luke to hold his pee for HOURS.2024-07-0435 minGen Zenophobic#28 | Pranking People In India (Feat. Joshua) | DLCVery special two part episode! Wyatt and Luke are joined by their cousin Joshua in Boston! The three boys reminisce over the impractical joker like stunts that Luke and Josh have pulled over the years…2024-06-2828 minGen Zenophobic#27 | ALL TIME COMEDIAN DRAFT | DLCThe most Male exercise — we are going to do a draft of the greatest comedians of all time. Richard Pryor, Louis CK, Bill Cosby. Where will they go? Find out now…
Some small audio issues so we apologize. And honorable mention to Mitch Hedberg!2024-06-2132 minGen Zenophobic#26 | Borderline Auschwitz… | DLCHALF A YEAR OF DLC! Thank you all so much for tuning in for our first 26 weeks! Luke dreams about Vladimir Putin, Wyatt jokes about vanity and the homeless, and both of them celebrate their family not listening to the podcast anymore.2024-06-1430 minGen Zenophobic#25 | Surbhi | How To Find Your Perfect Match... | DLCLong requested guest! One of Wyatt’s closest friends, comedian, screenwriter, socialite — Surbhi! These two are SAVAGE to each other non stop and they do it while discussing their new dating show, and maybe even Surbhi’s love life…2024-06-0626 minGen Zenophobic#24 | How To Fix Your Jokes… | DLCThe first episode of its kind! Wyatt and Luke break down and analyze the current jokes they are working on in their standup. What works, what does, why, and most importantly—how do we fix them?2024-06-0142 minGen Zenophobic#23 | Learning MORE Gen Z SlangLearning Gen Z Slang pt. 2! The last episode where we did this was popular so here we go AGAIN! Who can guess more slang definitions correctly? Wyatt with 2020’s slang or Luke with 90’s slang?2024-05-2532 minGen Zenophobic#22 | Janet the Heckler from HELL!This episode is SICK! After two months without recording together, Luke and Wyatt finally reunite to talk about Wyatt’s viral encounter with a heckler, a crazy twist at one of Luke’s shows, and their shared illness.2024-05-1929 minGen Zenophobic#21 | Lukas Arnold | How To Make Booty ASMR? | DLCLongtime friend of the show and master impressionist Lukas Arnold join Wyatt and Luke on DLC. Cutting deeper than the regular topics about his Tiktok fame and impressions, the conversation takes a turn into what its like to narrate an audiobook, how much of the Islamic faith Lukas was exposed to, and how to use impressions in standup in a non-hacky way.2024-05-1025 minGen Zenophobic#20 | Alvin Kuai, Natan Badalov | What Are You SCARED Of?Fan Favorite Alvin Kuai returns with Natan Badalov to DLC!
Wyatt, Alvin, and Natan discuss a variety of intellectual and un-intellectual subjects such as their own fears, ass eating, and the three different regions of Asia..2024-05-041h 05Gen Zenophobic#19: Maddy Smith | What You CAN’T Say On TVThis week the boys welcome Wild’N’Out legend Maddy Smith to talk about the business of comedy- if building name recognition, censorship on television, or how marketing is changes between men and women are things you're interested in you NEED to watch this episode.2024-04-2630 minGen Zenophobic#18: Abby Jasmine | Drake and Kendrick Should Get AlongThe boys are joined by Rapper/Singer extraordinaire Abby Jasmine! They talk about the Drake vs Kendrick rap beef, Abby rapping about segregation in third grade, and her new single ‘Frequency’. They also digress about Megamind, Shrek, and the best Pixar movies of all time.2024-04-1850 minGen Zenophobic#17: Alvin Kuai | There Are A Lot Of Trash Comics!Wyatt and Luke are joined by an old friend in the comedy game Alvin Kuai, to talk about recently being passed at the Comedy Cellar, what the trenches of comedy are like, and who in the game should light themselves on fire.2024-04-1149 minGen Zenophobic#16: Jay Eazy | How To Write A TikTok HitWyatt and Luke welcome their first rapper, Tomioka hitmaker and New York native Jay Eazy into the Doctor Lawyer Comedian studio! They talk about how Jay knows when a song will be a hit, working with Flo Milli, and why Arizona is better than Coca-Cola...2024-04-0423 minGen Zenophobic#15 Pandji Pragiwaksono | Releasing A Special In EnglishThe creator of standup in Indonesia, Pandji Pragiwaksono, joins Wyatt and Luke to talk about what it was like at the top, coming out with a special in his second language, and the evils of social media marketing.2024-03-2943 minGen Zenophobic#14: Playing Jesus On TV!Wyatt spent the week in Los Angeles acting as Jesus Christ for the History Channel. The boys discuss a particularly heated Roast Battle Wyatt took part in, Luke’s classmates thinking a joke is real, and what to do if your scene partner starts speaking Hebrew.2024-03-2232 minGen Zenophobic#13: "I Called Howie Mandel Old..."Wyatt auditions for America's Got Talent and accidentally makes a faux-pa in front of celebrity judge and standup comedian Howie Mandel! The boys discuss Wyatt's audition process and Luke arguing with a grown woman at Dune 2.2024-03-1430 minGen Zenophobic#12: Mr. Beast is the Envoy of LuciferLuke opened for Nimesh Patel this weekend! Wyatt was a Groomsman in a Wedding. The boys discuss how social media is the devil, how Chris from Mr. Beast might be the most famous Trans Woman of all time, and Luke getting attacked by a dog.2024-03-0733 minGen Zenophobic#11: Luke Returns! (From Suspension)Our beloved co-host Luke Abranches makes his triumphant return to Doctor Lawyer Comedian after his suspension from school. He discusses what happened to him, the new Kanye album, and the new Avatar the Last Airbender series with Wyatt!2024-02-2932 minGen Zenophobic#10: Gianmarco Soresi | How To Tell A Dark JokeGianmarco Soresi (Netflix's Verified Standup, Hustlers) stops by DLC to talk about how he writes and delivers dark jokes, debating Israel/Palestine with his parents, and why he moves so eclectically onstage!2024-02-2239 minGen Zenophobic#9: Learnmore Jonasi | The Steve Harvey VisaZimbabwe's Village Boy, Learnmore Jonasi stops by to talk African Comedy Vs. American Comedy, Steve Harvey helping him get his Visa, and learning English from Bill Cosby tapes!
2024-02-1629 minGen Zenophobic#8: "I Jerked Off To Your Bitmoji..."We asked you to send us the craziest DMs you've ever received...and BOY did y'all deliver. Wyatt and Luke go through the top 20 wildest DMs they were sent. Can't miss this one.2024-02-0832 minGen Zenophobic#7: "Can't Talk, I'm At Yosemite"Today's episode is simple. It's a secret Luke's been keeping from Wyatt. Luke has a girl he's been talking to. Scandal-ish. Joy, heartbreak, and young love feature in probably our most hit or miss episode ever.2024-02-0229 min
Gen Zenophobic#6: High School Rumors: The Gay N Word...This episode, Luke updates Wyatt on all the rumors and drama that have been going on at his school this semester. Wyatt reminisces about old rumors of anal sex, transgender surgery, and learning the n word.2024-01-2530 minGen Zenophobic#5: Learning Gen Z Slang...Luke teaches Wyatt all the new slang the kids are saying. if Wyatt can guess 7/13 of them, he wins! Skibidi dub dub yes yes yes!!2024-01-1837 minGen Zenophobic#4: I'd F*ck The Brakes Off You...Luke and Wyatt go over some very sexually explicit DMs that were sent to Wyatt by a hopeful gay man. The boys also discuss their first sex talk in gradeschool.2024-01-1136 minGen Zenophobic#3: Worst Heckler Of All Time!!A legendary story in the Abranches/Feegrado household -- Luke's first heckler story. In Wyatt's opinion, there are three types of hecklers: Drunk Hecklers, Hecklers that don't know better, and Hecklers that HATE you...This story is of the latter. Wyatt and Luke also discuss Wyatt's worst bombing story and Luke starting standup.2024-01-0436 minGen Zenophobic#2: 17 Year Old Tries To Grind On Me??Episode 2 with comedian brothers Wyatt Feegrado and Luke Abranches! This time wrapping up their year talking about Luke getting grinded on by a girl for the first time, Wyatt getting caught having sex in a bathroom, and more!
2023-12-2841 minGen Zenophobic#1: 14 Year Old In A Brothel?!Comedian Brothers Wyatt Feegrado and Luke Abranches debut their brand new comedy podcast with embarrassing stories about their parents, Luke's worst show ever, and the time they accidentally went to a brothel together!2023-12-1036 min
First World ProblematicS1 E12: Burlesque is Stripping but Ugly ft. Luke Abranches, Instagram Famous ComedianInstagram famous Luke Abranches joins the FWP Gang to discuss what it's like to be the youngest professional comedian at age 14, his worst gigs ever, and the way that minorities adopt a majority mindset to operate in their environment.2022-12-1348 min