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A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutLet It Enfold You (w/ Anthony Picarelli, Adam Spitz, & Nikki Kaia Lee)Just like the lady in a blue dress, you've got cigarettes on your breath (and hopefully, this podcast in your ear). Today, we’re talking about "Let It Enfold You" by Senses Fail. Maybe you love this album (gently, with a chainsaw). Or maybe just the scent of it is enough to make you sick. Either way, we're dressed to thrill and ready to play doctor, babe. So let us take this medicine; together, we're gonna watch (and listen) to New Jersey fall into the Atlantic. special guests: Anthony Picarelli (@anthonypicarelli), Adam Spitz (@adamspitz_), & Nikki Kai...2019-05-281h 35
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutMemphis May FireComin’ atcha straight from the streets of that one bedroom apartment, today we’re talking Memphis May Fire’s self-titled debut EP, and we’ve gathered together to see if cowbell is truly making a comeback. Maybe you’d like to abandon this record without a way home. Or maybe your love for it is vast and deep and whole (just like the open sea)! So hear this out: whatever you think, you should definitely stay awake through this episode; you may find we have something in common! recorded May 16th, 20192019-05-2137 min
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutTranslating the NameSiren, siren, don’t do this dance in my ear! Today we’re taking on both seven years & Saosin’s debut EP, “Translating the Name”.Maybe you love it so much that you’d promise it the world and a dozen roses. Or maybe you can find a way without it, and don’t fear the thought of not sensing how good it is. Regardless, get ready to listen to our voices in southern accents screaming at you, because it’s time to get this off our chest. recorded May 9th, 20192019-05-1449 min
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutFrankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely SexyMake like a girl from 7/11 and get ready to stay up all night (but be sure to get me a discount); today we're talking about “Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy” by Mindless Self Indulgence. We’re gonna play it forwards and backwards to find messages for the suckas. Do you still love this album (like your mommy) because you know that it can rock, rhyme, fuck, AND is on time? Or maybe you hate it, like Jimmy Page. Together, we're gonna find out if this album could've been something, or if it just falls flat upon its ass. ...2019-05-071h 38
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutA Flair for the Dramatic (w/ Virginia Wright)Call the police! This whole place is gonna burn! Today we’re checking out “A Flair for the Dramatic” by Pierce the Veil. Maybe you to love hear them sing in the morning. Or maybe you need to be honest when you say “I could never leave this album”. Either way, we’re gonna break a leg tonight, while the understudy dies under the knife (what a shame!) special guest: Virginia Wright (@virganja) recorded April 11th, 20192019-04-301h 35
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThey're Only Chasing Safety (w/ Lindsay Jacobsen)Can you feel your heartbeat racing? Can you taste the fear in her sweat? Can you hear me monologuing? Today we’re talking all about “They’re Only Chasing Safety” by Underoath. Maybe you feel like it’s real pretty (the way it all streaks together at night). Or maybe if someone offered you this album, you’d say “Let’s not even try”. Get up against the wall and listen, there’s no turning back tonight! special guest: Lindsay Jacobsen (@lindsayjacobsen) recorded April 3rd, 20192019-04-231h 46
A Podcast You Can't Sweat Out...Is A Real Boy (w/ Jackson Wargo)If you want to know our plans, and how involved in them you are, then just sit there like Buddha and listen; today we’re talking about “...Is A Real Boy” by Say Anything. Maybe when you listen to it, you wanna do it right where it’s standing (or playing?). Or maybe you just wanna say “whoa” and cart it off. Either way, admit it! You’ve got some sort of opinion on this album, and so do we! special guest: Jackson Wargo (@snowball_ii_is_a_cult) recorded March 26th, 20192019-04-161h 49
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutIn Vogue (w/ John Botterio)Curtains! Curtains! Curtains! Curtains! Steady, listening to us review “In Vogue” by Drop Dead Gorgeous won’t hurt a bit! Maybe you live for it, and only it, so you already know that everyone loves it (like a drama). Or maybe, if this album were a person, you’d eagerly get on line to murder it (first come, first serve). Either way, get dressed in your friend requests, because we’re about to finish the job. special guest: John Botterio (@tiedyetileyedie) recorded March 21st, 20192019-04-091h 22
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutA Hangover You Don't Deserve (w/ Kiki Karatzas & Alex Pickert)I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants, I wanna get in your ears with this episode, all about Bowling For Soup’s “A Hangover You Don’t Deserve”. Maybe you’re still preoccupied with this album, and feel like nothing has been alright since it came out. Or maybe you think everything about this record is a sad, sad situation. Take a look at your average life, pop your daily Prozac, and listen to us find out what happened to sitcoms & game shows on the radio. special guests: Kiki Karatzas (@kikiglencoco), Alex Pickert...2019-04-022h 00
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutDowntown Battle MountainTurn off the lights, we’re listening to “Downtown Battle Mountain” by Dance Gavin Dance. Maybe you threw this album away the second you met it. Or maybe you don’t know why you fight for it this way. Is how we feel about it plaguing your brain? We’re dressed in time to sip the wine, so cover your head; it’s nice of you to stay a few and listen! recorded March 7th, 20192019-03-261h 30
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThe Papercut Chronicles (w/ Jac Walsh)If I recall correctly, it was the middle of my episode description, and today we’re talking about “The Papercut Chronicles” by Gym Class Heroes. Trading in hollow words for jelly-filled verbs, five pound pronounces and predicates, Fueled By Ramen’s first foray into hip-hop had everyone in 2005 feeling like they were stuck with a hand full of band-aids. You know you’re young, but maybe you feel like if you had to choose it or the sun, you’d be one nocturnal son of a gun. Or maybe this little chemical romance left a bad taste in your mouth. Let’s...2019-03-191h 47
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThe End of Heartache (w/ James Brady)Seek me! Call me! And when you’re done shattering the bonds that tie us, we’ll be waiting to talk all about “The End Of Heartache” by Killswitch Engage. Maybe you mourn for those who never knew that this album was made for comfort, for solace. Or maybe this album is so bad that you’ll want to bid it farewell and sever the ties. Break free, this is your time to listen! special guest: James Brady (@jamesbradyguitar) recorded February 26th, 20192019-03-121h 16
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutNo Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls (w/ Mckeznie Shelby & Zoe Warshaw)Hey dad, look at this! Today we’re talking about “No Pads, No Helmets… Just Balls” by Simple Plan, released in 2002 (when I was just a kid). Maybe you’d do anything to hold it in your arms. Or maybe you’re sorry that it can’t be perfect, and listening to it just makes you feel like you’re living the worst day over and over again. Let’s check it out together to see if we’re all still addic- still addicted to it. special guests: Mckenzie Shelby (@kenzjillian) & Zoe Warshaw (@zowarshaw) recorded Fe2019-03-051h 35
A Podcast You Can't Sweat Out...Burn, Piano Island, Burn (w/ Dylan Hanwright)Do you remember this? Today we’ll be rolling tape and decoding the moans on “...Burn, Piano Island, Burn” by The Blood Brothers. Straight from the suburbs of Seattle, this post-hardcore quintet’s major-label debut had everyone in 2003 questioning what exactly it was that bulimic rainbows vomit. Looking back now, were these guys really on to something special (little girl)? Or will it having you begging the doctor to pull the fucking plug (‘cause you can’t put the life back into this hospital ward)? We don’t need a blueprint to decide; let’s see how much shame this episode cau...2019-02-261h 29
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThe Young and the Hopeless (w/ Sam Yahn)It’s a new day, so it’s also a new episode! Today we’re talking “The Young and the Hopeless” by Good Charlotte; this was the album that taught all the boys what girls really like (spoiler alert: it’s cars and money) Will this album having us throwing all of our hands up? Or will it keep us always complainin’, just like the rich and famous? You can stop wondering and start to hold on; it might get better than you know! special guest: Sam Yahn (@hammalama) recorded February 11th, 20192019-02-191h 50
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutTake to the SkiesGo tell all your friends that this week’s episode is all about "Take to the Skies" by Enter Shikari. In 2007, this record fell straight from the mothership and had everyone’s lives flashing before their eyes. Maybe it’s all you need to feel alive, or perhaps you think it’s not a winner (sorry!). Whatever you decide, we’ll let you know if we think “Take to the Skies” deserves to get lost in a labyrinth. recorded January 28th, 20192019-02-121h 29
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutSticks and Stones (w/ Russell Castiglione & Austin Deyo)Before you jump down my throat, I’d like to present you with something called “Sticks and Stones” by New Found Glory. Perhaps you feel this album is an all-time low (bruised and broken from our head on collision). Or maybe, just maybe you need this. But you can go on and sort that out on your own time; for now, let’s get drunk off of kisses, then you can figure out if this album is everything you wanted. special guests: Russell Castiglione (@r_lion1440) & Austin Deyo (@afdeyo) from Cosmonaut Radio (@cosmonautradio) reco...2019-02-052h 08
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutBless the Martyr and Kiss the ChildGet ready to waltz around the room with a glaze in your stare; today we’re talking “Bless The Martyr and Kiss the Child”, as performed by Norma Jean. Maybe you ain’t see it in awhile, but your love for this album simply will not die. Or maybe you think it is all done wrong (or so it appears). Either way, don’t go running away from this earth. Stick around and listen to us; it can’t be as bad as bringing a knife to a gunfight. recorded January 18th, 20192019-01-291h 28
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutRise Or Die TryingLet me see you put your hands up on the stereo; it’s spitting out “Rise or Die Trying” by Four Year Strong. Filled with beatdowns in the key of happy, some might think that it’s one in a million (which makes my chances about a million to one). On the other hand, some might act like they can do better than this album (but don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know). This is your last warning; our time has come and we’re going straight on ‘til we’ve made our way through all of it. 2019-01-221h 22
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutDear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count (w/ Anthony Picarelli)Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m glad you’ve graced me with your presence! Today we’re talking From First To Last’s debut album, “Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count”. Maybe you spent 2004 listening to this album in your car. Or maybe you wanna throw it into the fire (and take me with it). But note to self, you just might miss it terribly. Let’s ride the wings of, ride the wings of pestilence together to find out! special guest: Anthony Picarelli (@anthonypicarelli) recorded December 27th, 20182019-01-151h 35
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutSing The Sorrow (w/ Mike Moschetto)Will you join us in this dance, this dance of misery? What follows is our review of “Sing the Sorrow” by AFI. Is this, their 6th album, still a beautiful one, making you wanna dance in the rain of descending ash? Or do you want to leave it all behind, and never say goodbye? special guest: Mike Moschetto (@mikemoschetto) recorded December 16th, 20182019-01-081h 42
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutGutter Phenomenon (w/ Scott Aquilino)Welcome to the year of the party crasher! Today we’re reviewing “Gutter Phenomenon” by Every Time I Die; if loving it is wrong, then goddamn Nicole does it right. But for everyone else in the world, is it so good that it’ll have you screaming “fuck yeah, we’re gonna party tonight”? Or will you want to kill the music, because it makes you bored stiff? special guest: Scott Aquilino (@scottdamnn) recorded December 17th, 20182019-01-011h 02
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutNightmare Revisited & more! (w/ Dana Aste)Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to hear something strange? Come with us and you will hear us review “Nightmare Revisited”! There are few who deny that Danny Elfman’s music is the best (his talents are renowned far and wide). Is this album simply meant to be, or do you want to take this album, lock it up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights? special guest: Dana Aste (@danamarie_17) recorded December 11th, 20182018-12-252h 17
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThe Curse (w/ John Botterio)She’s back again! And “she” is that weird looking girl on the cover of Atreyu’s “The Curse”. This Victory Records classic is chock full of pinch harmonics & breakdowns. Will it still take our breath away, how this album takes our breath away? Or will our review make you cry so hard you just die? Come on! Take five Vicodin and wash it down with some good ol’ fashioned clarity! special guest: John Botterio (@tiedyetileyedie) recorded November 28th, 20182018-12-181h 32
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutEnema of the State (w/ Chris Camilleri)Say it ain’t so! Today we’re talking about “Enema of the State” by blink-182. Bringing us waaaay back to 1999, this cornerstone of pop punk had everyone believing that aliens exist (especially Tom Delonge). We’re gonna dive in to see if it’s just a bouquet of clumsy words and simple melodies, or if it’s still an album full of anthems. So don’t turn your back and run now, turn the lights off and carry us home! special guest: Chris Camilleri (@chriscamilleri) recorded November 19th, 20182018-12-111h 36
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThe City Sleeps In FlamesToday, we’re talking “The City Sleeps in Flames” by Scary Kids Scaring Kids, and you'll be lucky if you make it out alive from this episode. You don't have to say a word; we’ll give you just a taste of our thoughts on this album, and whether we consider it a breath of sunshine or if it has something left (to give us). recorded November 13th, 20182018-12-041h 01
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutLet GoYou! You need to listen to us talk about Avril Lavigne’s “Let Go”! Released when she was 18, this album transformed her into a superstar, slammin’ on her guitar. Is it too much to ask if this album is unwanted or still a huge part of my world? Chill out! We’re gonna find out together! recorded October 29th, 20182018-11-271h 35
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutAll's Well That Ends Well (w/ John Botterio)Let’s just stop, drop everything and talk about Chiodos, and their album “All’s Well That Ends Well”. Reviewing their debut is probably the best, not to mention the worst, idea that I have ever had. We’ll say what we feel, and won’t stop ourselves from hardcore dancing in the living room (or in this case, the recording studio). Will we continue to love this album until our last breath takes it away from us? Or will the words “best album” become redefined? special guest: John Botterio (@tiedyetileyedie) recorded November 8th, 20182018-11-201h 28
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutAmerican Idiot (w/ Sam Palumbo)Can you hear the sound of hysteria? We sure can, and it sounds like Green Day’s "American Idiot". Approximately 66.6% of the reason why pre-pubescent folks in 2004 hated George W. Bush, this punk rock opera shot out like a zip gun on parade and introduced us all to the son of rage and love. Maybe the time for this album has come and passed, or maybe there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just how it’s supposed to be. So walk this lonely road with us and pull on your heart like a hand grenade; this is the dawn...2018-11-132h 19
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutCity of Evil (w/ Anthony Ponzo)Get ready to make a beast of out yourself, today we’re talking about “City of Evil” by Avenged Sevenfold. A dwelling place for demons since 2005, their 3rd album thrust the band into the spotlight and made them Burn It Down (the house, that is). Will we die regretting the time we lost listening to this album? Let’s drive (and listen) all through the night to find out. special guest: Anthony Ponzo (@the_ponz6661) recorded October 14th, 20182018-11-061h 42
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutAll We Know Is Falling (w/ Rachel Freeman)So, are you listening? Today we're talking about Paramore’s debut album, “All We Know Is Falling”. When it comes to this album, you best believe we’d never let it go. But do these songs still have everybody ELSE singing? No pressure on us, here we go again! special guest: Rachel Freeman (@queeesuerte) recorded October 1st, 20182018-10-301h 15
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutWorship and Tribute (w/ Becca Cadalzo)Welcome back race fans, it's Cavalcade sport time again! Today, we’re talking about Glassjaw’s 2nd full length, “Worship and Tribute”, so stop crying in the beer of a drunk man and start bleeding like a stuck pig. Can you bet in mid-October that this album is still a winner, not a goddamn sinner? Pop two tabs of mescaline and get cozy; after all, you should let us decide. special guest: Becca Cadalzo (@becca_from_online) recorded September 20th, 20182018-10-231h 31
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutAlmost Here (w/ Lindsay Jacobsen)Slow down, folks! Today we’re talking about “Almost Here” by The Academy Is…! When this album dropped in 2005, these pretty emo boys had everyone’s attention. Are these songs still hits that turn heads, or is this album down and out?, You’re probably sick and tired of waiting, so let’s go for it! special guest: Lindsay Jacobsen (@lindsayjacobsen) recorded September 26th, 20182018-10-161h 39
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutPlagues (w/ Jake Bolles)We’re talking about The Devil Wears Prada’s “Plagues”. Over a decade ago, these songs were composed, note by note, so that we could review ‘em, track by track. We’re gonna bring it to our ears and (at least try to) experience purity no mind can grasp. Will we push bedlam noise to the state of blissfulness? Only one way to find out! So compromise your doctrines, bury your diamonds, and snuggle up into your most comfortable casket; your salvation lies within THIS very episode! special guest: Jake Bolles (@jakebolles) recorded September 12th, 20182018-10-091h 20
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutTake This To Your GraveWe're good to go, and we're going to review Fall Out Boy's first album, "Take This To Your Grave". Buried in memories around our throats, you might think this was the last good thing about this band, or maybe you know it's not your favorite record. Will the headphones deliver us some great nostalgia, or is this album dead on arrival? recorded September 9th, 20182018-10-021h 22
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutCount Your Blessings (w/ Virginia Wright)Set your clocks to 3:18, because today we’re going moshing; we're talking Bring Me The Horizon’s debut album, “Count Your Blessings”. Way before they were saving folks from drowning, they were making out with Medusa and telling their friend Slater not to clean his privates. We will go down this album (and so will the sun) track-by-track, seeing if these songs are still worth dancing on someone's grave. So close your eyes and pray for us, here we gooooooo. special guests: Virginia Wright (@virganja) & Chichi (@chichodemayo). recorded August 29th, 20182018-09-251h 12
A Podcast You Can't Sweat OutThree Cheers for Sweet RevengeToday we’re going way down into “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge” by My Chemical Romance. Directly responsible for two-thirds of the eyeliner and red ties purchased by angsty teenagers in 2004, it was music for kids who liked D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet (and couldn’t swim, dance, or do karate). But can we settle up the score and see if it still holds up? Let’s go down the album, track by track. What’s the worst that we could say? recorded August 20th, 20182018-09-171h 10