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Mummy DearestContact (Justice for Aliens!)Send us a textHey sweet babies, this week Zach and Sloane are unwrapping the hyper-realistic/completely unrealistic 90's alien think piece, Contact! For those of you who have seen this, I'm assuming we're all on the same page regarding Jodie's hair and wardrobe during the black tie gala scene...? You guys know what happens when you give Zach and Sloane a space movie with existential dread as a theme and we really dive in, so buckle up for this wild ride into deep space... or Jodie Foster's subconscious? We love you! Z...
2025-03-101h 15Mummy DearestNosferatu (Justice for Zach Mellen!)Send us a textThis week we are unwrapping 2024's Transylvanian classic meet-cute rom-com: "Nosferatu"! Instead of writing about the review here we will just let the AI generated catchphrases from our show serve as the episode description and you just have to mark all these off on a little sheet while you're listening. It'll be like Mummy Dearest Podcast bingo. Catch 'em all!"Hey my little blood suckers.""I am Nosferatu-coded.""This is definitely a movie.""The sound editing was insane.""I will watch this every holiday.""He's in love with her.""...
2024-12-301h 10Mummy DearestHome Alone (Justice for Kevin!)Send us a textHappy holidays everybody! This week we're unwrapping the 90's holiday classic, Home Alone! We've all seen it a million times but have you SEEN it? Because Zach and Sloane have some opinions. Zach also makes Sloane cry really hard when he talks about his mom's hands and of course share some holiday stories and improprieties. The episode is wild.We hope your'e enjoying your holiday season!xoxoZach and Sloane Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the pod...
2024-12-161h 21Mummy DearestThe Family Stone (Justice for Luke Wilson!)Send us a textHappy holidays everybody! Do you like your holiday films devastating? Well look no further! In this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap the the feel good/bad, holiday dramedy The Family Stone. Sloane of course cries and discloses TMI about her parental relationships while Zach gushes about his mama's boy tendencies.So settle in, cozy up, light a candle and listen to another off the walls episode of Mummy Dearest!Happy holiday, we love you!Zach & SloaneSupport the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch a...
2024-12-091h 08Mummy DearestHook (Justice for Maggie Smith!)Send us a textHappy holiday season, sweet babies! We're kicking it off with a thorough unwrapping of the nostalgic 90's family thriller, Hook, Directed by an up and coming newbie, Steven Spielberg with music by unknown indie composer, John Williams. In this episode Sloane and Zach dive deep into their childhoods only to understand that Zach has Peter Pan syndrome and Sloane has daddy issues... so nothing new. Just your standard, run of the mill holiday episode from Zach and Sloane. We also talk shit about a few people so, enjoy!Happy holidays everyone!
2024-12-021h 13Mummy DearestGladiator II (Justice for Sloane!)Send us a textWe did it you guys, we finally made it to Gladiator II week and we spent a collective 9 hours in the theater. We did it all for the glory of Rome. Listen everyone, we were disappointed. Sloane more than Zach but also Zach. Was it a movie? Sure. Was is Gladiator worthy? No. Should we take away the director's license from 86 year old men... YES. From monkeys with skin diseases to monkeys with bestowed political power, and Denzel's modern take on a bisexual roman empire merchant extraordinaire, you could say things fe...
2024-11-251h 16Mummy DearestThat Thing You Do! (Justice for Steve Zahn!)Send us a textWe're so f**king back! This week Zach and Sloane bring you the 1960's musical? comedy? "That Thing You Do!" It was written and directed by Tom Hanks, the man Zach believes is responsible for the Covid mask mandate. Aside from conspiracy theories, Zach and Sloane also discuss what Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson would serve for a casual outdoor dinner with friends. Zach asks Sloane about her best day-to-night rockabilly fashions and Sloane tells Zach how much she enjoys the taste of envelopes because she wasn't allowed dessert as a child. All...
2024-06-211h 22Mummy DearestThe Matrix (Justice for Laurence Fishburne!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's bullet bending sci-fi latex coated fight fest: "The Matrix". The duo discuss which pill they'd take (blue, duh, they don't want to know anything!) and find out Laurence Fishburne and Sloane are the exact same age. Zach and Sloane also talk about the lime green color of almost all 90s clothing, listening to Prodigy coded music while using a family computer and telling all their secrets to the very first A.I. device: AOL's Smarter Child. All that and so much more on...
2024-05-231h 12Mummy DearestJerry Maguire (Justice for Renée Zellweger!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1996 romance/sports/comedy film Jerry Maguire. This movie took the world by storm in 1996. It had everyone yelling "Show me the money!" and saying "You complete me" to their significant others. Now almost 30 years later it is taking Zach and Sloane by storm once again. In this episode you'll hear the duo explain the very specific nostalgic feeling the song Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen gives them, you'll hear Zach and Sloane's google search history, they make a wild proclamation about Tom Cr...
2024-05-061h 14Mummy DearestFurious 7 (Justice for Charlie Puth!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the seventh installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7! In this episode Sloane asks a gobsmacking amount of plot questions, we revisit the disaster of trying to podcast about the first movie, we both come to the conclusion that See You Again is a top tier ballad after hearing a beautiful story about Sloane's experience with the song, and Zach gets choked up discussing the final scene. Let us know if we should go through the entire franchise!Trigger Warning: TONS of...
2024-04-191h 12Mummy DearestEternal Sunshine/Bravo Mashup with Kirthana Ramisetti (Justice for Kate Winslet!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by writer Kirthana Ramisetti for an unwrapping of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that turns into a discussion about Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Summer House. This is Zach's first time seeing this movie and there was definitely a sound reason he avoided it all these years. We all know how a manic pixie dream girl in a 2000's film freaks him out. Kirthana brings a refreshing and calming presence to the discussion and brilliantly ties both Bravo and...
2024-04-011h 07Mummy DearestThe Mist (Justice for Bunny MacDougal!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2007 action/thriller/Christian propaganda film, The Mist. In this episode Zach and Sloane discuss the pivotal roles they would play in an alien apocalypse survival situation using Taki's and Snapchat filters, the matching grease burns both of their moms got on major religious holidays, and their appreciation for Thomas Jane's bristly chest while discussing whether he actually is Hung (HBO, 2009) or not. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the show...
2024-03-261h 21Mummy DearestRock-a-Doodle with Hannah Brown (Justice for Don Bluth!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the leader of the hot girl army: fan favorite Hannah Brown! The trio discuss 1991's horny big tit chicken classic: "Rock-a-Doodle"! Sloane had never laid eyes on this film and she was pretty disturbed by what she bore witness to. Zach and Hannah were both adamant that it's a solid film and deserves a place in the kid movie hall of fame. Hannah even admits this is the third podcast she's been on where she's discussed her love of barnyard crooner C...
2024-03-2358 minMummy DearestWar of the Worlds (Justice for the Alien's Bussy!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2005 sci-fi / military propaganda film: War of the Worlds. Before they get into the European terrorism of it all Sloane shares an equally disturbing anecdote from Zach's most hated location on earth: Sloane's child's elementary school. After a phallic detour the duo go balls deep into the plot of War of the Worlds and declare Steven Spielberg "one to watch" in 2024. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit Mu...
2024-03-161h 21Mummy Dearest"The Gilded Age" Dish with Mrs. Fish! (Interview with Ashlie Atkinson)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the show stopping, legendary, iconic queen: Ms. Ashlie Atkinson. That's right, the bish behind Ms. Fish joins Zach and Sloane to discuss everything The Gilded Age. The trio play F**k/ Marry/ Kill, then discuss the importance of air conditioning, breaking corsets, on-set antics, a NATHAN LANE ADJACENT GHOST STORY and so much more. All on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast. Please follow Ashlie Atkinson on IG, Twitter and duh, watch The Gilded Age on MAX!...
2024-01-041h 01Mummy Dearest"The Woman In Me" Book Review (Justice for Britney Jean Spears!)Send us a textOn a special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap Britney Spears's 2023's bombshell memoir: "The Woman In Me". Britney holds nothing back as she tells her side of her story for the first time in her life. She talks about her father's alleged drug addiction, her steamy times with Collin Farrell, her oft discussed Instagram posts and oh, so much more. Zach and Sloane discuss her life, her book, and her choice of men on this week's special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast. Support the showV...
2023-10-2958 minMummy DearestPsycho with Brett Collins (Justice for Anne Heche!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by pop culture impresario Brett Collins to discuss 1998's mother lovin' horror classic remake: Psycho! The trio stay impressively on-topic for most of the episode, only diverting to lavish Julianne Moore's checkerboard blouse with attention. Brett tells a fascinating story about a man who travels with his mother's ashes and Zach reminisces on his mother's angry sundae bar. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Make sure to follow Brett Collins on IG!
2023-10-281h 09Mummy DearestDracula (Justice for Keanu Reeves!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's gothic horror love story: Dracula! This movie had it all: elegant updos on Gary Oldham, Keanu Reeves attempting an English accent, foursomes, midnight trysts in a garden labyrinth with a beast, and Anthony Hopkins being a silly billy! It's a beautiful film that keeps Zach and Sloane on track for most of the show, they only bring up Intervention and Pedro Pascal once! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the show
2023-10-0852 minMummy DearestGrease (Justice for Jan!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane take it back, way back, with the teen rom-com musical classic: Grease! Grease is the word on this very special 2-hour long episode where duo discuss everything from burger joints to flogging their logs to defective typewriters to beautiful stationary at teen girl sleepover parties. It's a musical masterpiece. Sloane had to force Zach to watch it but once he did, the magic of Grease took over and bewitched him both body and soul. There's a whole lot of Rama-lama-lama-sha-dingy-ding-doop-de-doop on this week's episode of...
2023-09-162h 05Mummy DearestGarden State (Justice for Jean Smart!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2004's bildungsroman-rom-com: Garden State! They discuss the year 2004 where everyone (except Zach) was listening to "The Shins" and wondering if they should match their shirt to their mom's powder room and riding around in quirky side-cars with manic pixie dream girls. What a time to be alive! They duo dive into Richard Gere fake dying on 9/11, the unbearable hotness of Ann Dowd and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for...
2023-09-092h 00Mummy DearestZach and Sloane Meet In Real Life! (Justice for the Cheesecake Factory's Ranch Dressing!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest we bring you the moment you've been waiting for: Zach and Sloane finally meet in person! They hit some all time highs and some all time lows during their four hours together. They ate edibles, they went shopping at Chico's for Zach's mom, they got spinach dip, and they were almost human trafficked into an Eastern European sensual slave ring! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!
2023-08-1659 minMummy DearestSloane and Zach's First Time Meeting Recap (Justice for Cheesecake Factory's Ranch Dressing!)This week on Mummy Dearest we bring you the moment you've been waiting for: Zach and Sloane finally meet in person! They hit some all time highs and some all time lows during their four hours together. They ate edibles, they went shopping at Chico's for Zach's mom, they got spinach dip, and they were almost human trafficked into an Eastern European sensual slave ring! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show
2023-08-1544 minMummy DearestFree Willy (Justice for Orcas!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's orphan and orca romantic thriller: Free Willy! Orcas have been front and center in the news lately with their stunt queen shenanigans and society has no choice but to Stan! Zach and Sloane live for a giant mammal with a grudge against rich people. Yaaaas Tillikum go off!!! Aside from the orca of it all, this movie gave 90s kids so much to work with: street urchins, the Pacific Northwest, a mysterious kindly-but-rough Native American man, large sea mammal rescues, etc. Zach and Sl...
2023-06-221h 06Mummy DearestCape Fear (Justice for Juliette Lewis!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1991's swampy sexual psychological thriller: Cape Fear! Inspired by Pedro Pascal's hair at the 2022 Met Gala, the duo decided to unpack the campy yet classic remake starring a scorching hot Bobby DeNiro, a sultry Jessica Lange, a normal Nick Nolte and an uber talented emancipated Juliette Lewis. Zach and Sloane stay pretty on topic during this episode and even go in depth with with some interesting movie facts. The only detour they take is when Sloane talks about the time an unhoused person used her back as...
2023-05-191h 29Mummy DearestMrs. Doubtfire (Justice for Sally Fields!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's gender-bending crime filled divorce dramedy: Mrs. Doubtfire. This is their longest episode ever but maybe also one of the best? They really take the time to unpack this classic and discuss everything from Pierce Brosnan's back hair to the multiple crimes that Robin Williams commits during this film. Zach reminds Sloane of a time long ago where people had a menu drawer in their kitchen and the duo reminisce about the time Blippi defecated on his friend during the "Harlem Shake" craze...
2023-05-042h 00Mummy DearestDeath Becomes Her (Justice for Meryl Streep!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane cover 1992's gay horror campy extravaganza: Death Becomes Her! Zach and Sloane discover the range of Meryl Streep's acting and decide she's quite an impressive actor! The duo discuss everything from obsession to potions to eating lunch in under three minutes flat. Listen to them recast the movie and hear Zach make fun of Sloane's adult pigtails as a result of her rock-a-billy chop shop hair cut! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com...
2023-04-281h 10Mummy DearestThe Terminator (Justice for David Wallace! with Andy Buckley from "The Office")Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by extra special guest Andy Buckley! You may know Andy Buckley from his star turn as David Wallace on "The Office" but you may also know him from movies such as The Heat, Bridesmaids, Jurassic World, Horrible Bosses 2, Lady Bird, and Sloane son's favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. Andy answers tons of fans questions and talks about all the amazing celebrities he's worked with. He also tells Zach and Sloane what John Krasinski smells like! All that and so much more...
2023-03-241h 33Mummy DearestThe Fifth Element (Justice for The Fifth Element!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane vocally work through their likes and dislike of the 90's futuristic, outer space comedy romp, The Fifth Element! In this movie a rough, weathered ex-military cab driver is partnered with a 3-D printed space damsel who befriends a pansexual, gender fluid performer! Zach and Sloane begin this episode discussing how much they dislike this movie and how little they actually remembered. However, as the episode progresses they quickly change their tunes and realize through the art of discussion that this film is actually... a work...
2023-03-1749 minMummy DearestThe Last of Us (Justice for Pedro Pascal!)Send us a textThis week on a very special episode of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap Pedro Pascal, wait, no they unwrap The Last of Us! Basically Zach only allowed Sloane to do this episode because he thinks if he lets her talk about Pedro for 45 minutes straight maybe she’ll get it out of her system. Surprise bitch, she doesn’t! They talk daddy issues, Sears, and whether or not Joel Miller is a psychopath. All that and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit M...
2023-03-1439 minMummy DearestThe World Is Not Enough (Justice for Denise Richards!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's sex pun filled nonsensical spy thriller: The World Is Not Enough! Everyone in 1999 truly though James Bond was the hottest man alive with the coolest gear and the smoothest moves. In reality he is a cringe lord one fedora away from saying "m'lady" at a Russian spy named Petta Mybush. Aside from the puns, Zach and Sloane discuss wearing orthopedic shoes to a Monte Carlo casino and ponder if anyone has ever truly crashed through a fruit truck during a high speed chase...
2023-03-101h 07Mummy DearestThe Mummy Returns (Justice for Our 2-Year Anniversary!)Send us a textHappy anniversary to us and all of you that have shared this journey with us! We can't believe it has been two years since we first cursed the world with our voices! We've been through so much with you all and we can't express our love and gratitude enough. In celebration we are re-recapping The Mummy Returns! In the episode we unwrap Rachel Weisz's Anne Taylor Loft costumes, Arnold Vosloo's twice a day shaving routine on set, and the blasé nature of the O'Connells when their son is kidnapped by the undead!
2023-03-041h 01Mummy DearestRomeo + Juliet (Justice for Balthasar! with Jesse Bradford)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are unwrapping 1996's groundbreaking adaptation of Shakespeare's greatest love story: Romeo + Juliet. Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite and star of the film, Jesse Bradford! Jesse discusses his time behind the scenes on the set of Romeo + Juliet, partying in Mexico with Leo DiCaprio, and the sweet call Baz Luhrmann gave him in the 90s! All that and so, so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!) Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and m...
2023-02-091h 12Mummy DearestBridget Jones's Diary (Justice for Renée Zellweger!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's sexual harassment fat phobic spinster comedy: Bridget Jones's Diary! What a time it was back in 2001. Women could be considered obese if they weighed over 115 lbs and it was not only acceptable but actually fantastic if you were sexually harassed by your boss via email! Zach and Sloane talk about the problems of early aughts cinema and the perils of anal and oh so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!
2023-02-021h 05Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 5 Episodes 1-10 (Justice for Dr. Nicole!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane finally got their butts around to recapping all 10 episodes of Real Housewives of Miami Season 5! Alliances have shifted. Insults have been thrown. Goats have been diapered. Cockies have been had. It's all so much and Zach and Sloane unpack it all in one little hour. Topics include everything from the everlasting beauty and brains of Dr. Nicole to wanting to firebomb Julia's menagerie. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Bravo recap! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.c...
2023-01-201h 04Mummy DearestThirteen (Justice for Evan Rachel Wood!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2003's American teen coming-of-age drama: Thirteen. The duo unpack the trauma of being a young teen girl with a hip hot mom, the hotness of Jeremy Sisto, and the pros of shoplifting for girls! It's a tough episode for Zach but smooth sailing for Sloane who essentially lived this movie and calls it a comfort film. Because she needs lots of professional help, hopefully soon! All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for m...
2023-01-1853 minMummy DearestMichael (Justice for John Travolta!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's horny mom fantasy rom-com: Michael. It was a random choice but thank God (and the angels) that Zach and Sloane got their eyes on this film because it has everything fans of Mummy Dearest love: otherworldly entities, the guy who played Mario in the live action Super Mario Bros., untamed chest hair, overalls, milk chugging while smoking cigs, and gratuitous pie eating and dancing scenes. This movie makes little to no sense and has little to no plot but that doesn't mean it's not a super...
2022-11-161h 10Mummy DearestCasper (Justice for Devon Sawa!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's American live-action/computer-animated supernatural dark fantasy comedy drama: Casper! That description was a direct copy and paste from Wikipedia. Someone took their categorizing very seriously. During the episode Zach and Sloane discuss seances, 69s, and a one-armed Sonic. They discuss the movie too but that's kinda besides the point. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on I...
2022-11-011h 05Mummy DearestPatreon Preview: Twilight (Justice for Robert Pattison!)Send us a textThis is a super special sneak peak of the Mummy Dearest Patreon! On this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's iconic high-school vampire masterpiece: Twilight. Zach hates Twilight but Sloane unapologetically loves it with every fibre of her being. There are of course some problematic things with the film like glittery men and 100-year-old vampires dating teenage girls. Oh, and of course the terrifying baseball scene (imagine your significant other taking you to their family baseball game...that's truly bone chilling!) There's a lot to unpack during this episode and there's even a...
2022-10-171h 01Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Reunion Part 1 (Justice for Jamie Lee Curtis!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane passionately unwrap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Reunion Part 1. They MENTION IT ALL! Sloane divulges her fan theory about PK arranging to have his wife terrorized by Craigslist hired burglars out of love and Zach continues to be a Diana apologist even though she may or may not have ties to Jeffrey Epstein (who did not unlife himself!!) They also discuss the chicness of Jamie Lee Curtis and Andy Cohen's piggy bottom behavior. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!...
2022-10-1439 minMummy DearestHocus Pocus 2 (Justice for Thackery Binx!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's sure-to-be-iconic Halloween film: Hocus Pocus 2! It's been 30 years and the witches are back and sexier than ever. Literally they somehow have not aged. Spooky! Topics include 45 minutes of Balducci tangents and Zach's infamous Winifred Sanderson wearing kitten heels costume. All that and so, so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!A...
2022-10-0348 minMummy DearestFather of the Bride (Justice for Martin Short with Danny Pellegrino!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by the crown prince of pop culture: Mr. Danny Pellegrino! He's a New York Times Bestselling author of "How Do I Unremember This?" and the host of the Everything Iconic podcast and an all around gem of a human. He stops by Mummy Dearest to discuss one of his favorite films, 1991's romantic comedy: Father of the Bride. Of course Zach and Sloane spend most of the episode grilling Danny about his housewives theories but the trio also discuss important topics like: Martin Short's Oscar snub, th...
2022-09-3052 minMummy DearestThe Queen of England Is a Gay Man!Send us a textThis week on our Mummy Dearest pop culture deep dive we talk about the tragic connection between Zach's love of the monarchy for a country he doesn't live in and Disney adults. Is Zach secretly a Disney adult? Should pedophiles be allowed to visit their mummy's coffin? All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Unwrapped!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!
2022-09-1615 minMummy DearestCenter Stage with Hannah Brown (Justice for Mandy Moore!)Send us a textBefore anyone asks, no, not that Hannah Brown. This week Zach and Sloane are joined by International ingenue, actor and IPA girlie Hannah A. Brown to discuss the iconic 2000 dance film: Center Stage. The trio discuss everything from the rampant eating disorders of the 90s and 2000s to Jody Sawyer's gorgeous red braided dreadlock ribbon dance hair looks. This week we also discover why Zach doesn't have a significant other and no surprise here, it involves photos of Tory Burch shoes. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!
2022-09-101h 16Mummy DearestTeaching Mrs. Tingle (Justice for Marisa Coughlan!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's teenage black comedy thriller: Teaching Mrs. Tingle! The show really centers on Helen Mirren's heaving lingerie clad bosom and Katie Holmes adorable little face. Zach makes fun of Sloane for putting too much effort into school projects and riding a Clydesdale horse to school! All that and more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach...
2022-08-261h 06Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Episodes 12, 13 and 14 (Justice for Dorit's Unnecessary Veneers!)Send us a textThis week on the Bravo side of Mummy Dearest podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap three weeks worth of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Episodes 12 and 13 were snooze fests featuring Rinna trying to come up with iconic lines that fell sooooo flat. But what we're really here for is our generation's Mother Theresa: Dorit Kemsley. She selflessly throws an entire charity dinner in her home to give homeless people the thing they want most in life: veneers. She is truly a hero and deserves Nobel prize. So tune in this week and listen to...
2022-08-121h 00Mummy DearestDeep Impact (Justice for Téa Leoni!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's science fiction end-of-the-world disaster film: Deep Impact. The film was released the same summer as Armageddon which seems like bad planning. It was a big summer for disaster and a big summer for jersey cotton sheets. Zach accuses Sloane of loving jersey cotton sheets and she defends her honor by insisting she does not enjoy being shrink wrapped and cocooned by sheets in a bag. Other topics of discussion involve end-of-the-word planning, slow apocalypses, and booger couches. It'll all make sense when you listen to that...
2022-07-301h 07Mummy DearestThe River Wild (Justice for Meryl Streep!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's American river rapid crime heist action film: The River Wild. What a wild ride, indeed! Disasters have recently plagued Zach's movie picks and this episode is no different! Before recording, Sloane's sister's dog broke her microphone thus resulting in below sub bar audio from Sloane. But the duo trudged on, much like Meryl in the perilous waters of some river in America. Topics include: 90's architect dads, moms with hobbies, Meryl's impeccable river wet suits, John C. Reilly's hot body, and Kevin Bacon's stud dick. All...
2022-07-211h 13Mummy DearestMission: Impossible 2 (John Woo Exposed!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane deep dive 2000's action spy etravaganza: Mission: Impossible 2. The duo remain pretty on-topic this week because there's just so much millennium goodness wrapped up in this film. There's full denim suits, slow mo pigeons, helicopter drop scenes, and motorcycle beach crashes. But most chilling is Zach and Sloane's discovery of John Woo's love of face swapping. They realize this isn't John Woo's first face swap rodeo. They go deep into the sordid history of Woo's web of interchangeable faces. It's a can't miss episode of Mummy Dearest!
2022-07-151h 12Mummy DearestRHOBH Season 12 Episode 9 + RHUGT Season 2 Episode 5 (Escape from Menopause Manor!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane dive deep into the wild shenanigans that take place on Season 12 Episode 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Season 2 episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Escape from Bluestone Manor. Things are taking dark turns. The entire internet was aflame this week calling for the heads of Kyle and Erika. Now, Zach and Sloane may be on the wrong side of history with their take on the Jax "get the f out of here" situation but perhaps the internet made too much of a drunk person saying...
2022-07-071h 13Mummy DearestVolcano (Justice for Anne Heche!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's surprise volcano in Los Angeles film: Volcano! This movie reminds us of a simpler time in America where Anne Heche's cinematic love interests were inexplicably 30 years older than her and volcanoes sprouted from the La Brea Tar Pits. It truly was a different time. Women still had reproductive rights! How times have changed! Although we are probably on track for a real life volcano to pop up in downtown Los Angeles any day now. Zach and Sloane stay mostly on topic for this film save for...
2022-07-0659 minMummy DearestRHOBH Season 12 Episode 8 + RHUGT Season 2 Episode 4 (Justice for Garcelle's Birkin Cake!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episode 8 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Season 2 Episode 4 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! The girls really gave us something to talk about this week. Between Dorito's accent and vintage morph suit and Diana coming for Sutton's neck, we had plenty to feast upon. Then we returned to Blue Stone Manor to witness Dorinda's unraveling and the beautiful yet chaotic friendship between Tamra and Vicki. Maybe Zach and Sloane are on the wrong side of history but they really enjoy watching Diana on screen...
2022-07-011h 11Mummy DearestPeaky Blinders Season 6 Recap (Justice for Peaky Blinders Fans!)Send us a textOn this very special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap season 6 of Peaky Blinders! It was um, in a word, disappointing. The season felt slow and then rushed and they gave us so much Lizzie, which no one asked for (especially not Tommy.) They gave us big character deaths, they gave us tuberculosis, they gave us opium addiction, but they failed to give us heart and soul and the stuff that Peaky Blinders fans want and need. Overall the season wasn't great but that doesn't mean we won't wait with...
2022-06-2232 minMummy DearestIn & Out (Justice for Matt Dillon!)Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's gay small town teacher rom-com: "In & Out". The duo discuss Zach's favorite barrel chested, acrylic nailed, crunchy hair high school teacher and the impact she had on his life. They also talk about the everlasting hotness of Tom Selleck with and without a mustache. As always Zach and Sloane discuss diet culture in the 90s, gayness in the 90s, and the comforting voice and movie styling of director Frank Oz, a.ka. Miss Piggy's voice. All that and so much more on this...
2022-06-221h 06Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives of Dubai Recap Extravaganza!Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are back with a housewives bonanza! They're taken a mini break but they're coming in hot with a double feature episode. The duo discuss the last couple episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it's still just people alluding to something Sutton may or may not have said that's kind of racist? Then Zach and Sloane travel to the potentially made up land of Dubai for The Real Housewives of Dubai where everything appears to be part of a Truman Show style sound stage. This recap show i...
2022-06-1656 minMummy DearestGeorge of the Jungle (Justice for Brendan Fraser's Trainer!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's comedy action jungle extravaganza: George of the Jungle! This is Mummy Dearest's sexiest episode yet. Right out of the gate Zach wants intimate details of Sloane's sex life and she's more than willing to lay it all out for the listeners. TW: Zach and Sloane discuss MyFitnessPal and other horrible dieting things (as per.) Other topics include: why isn't Leslie Mann aging and why was Brendan Fraser so goddamn hot? All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the show
2022-06-011h 11Mummy DearestCon Air (Justice for Nic Cage!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's prison breakout plane action movie classic: Con Air. Join the duo as they discuss everything from John Cusack's tiny little sandals to Sloane's dad putting Sloane on an Amtrak when she was 8 years old. They also discuss the glory that is end movie credits set to music with photos of the cast playing over the music. Lastly Zach and Sloane wonder what happened to cargo ships, train yards, and abandoned car wreckage fields with hydraulic presses. All that and Sloane being mauled by her dog on...
2022-05-1857 minMummy DearestVertical Limit (Justice for Chris O'Donnell!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000 American survival thriller: Vertical Limit. This is a classic Mummy Dearest film because the tropes are plentiful. This movie has it all: falling through a crevasse, dangling from a cliff by a snow pick, explosives being detonated via sunlight, rich billionaires getting their comeuppance, dying wives, dying fathers, broken bones and frostbite stumps! It's truly something to behold! Listen as Zach and Sloane talk about why it's important to never leave your home and why you certainly should not climb Everest on this week's episode of Mummy...
2022-04-2145 minMummy DearestSelena (Justice for Edward James Olmos!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's biographical musical drama film: Selena. Obviously Zach and Sloane discuss their respect of JLo's mediocre talents, her beautiful lips, her beautiful nose, and her stay at Selena's parents home to prepare for her role as their deceased daughter. There's also tons of hot sauce hijinks and perhaps problematic accents in this episode. But honestly, when are there not? Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!
2022-04-151h 22Mummy DearestThe Mask (Justice for Cameron Diaz!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's superhero/ gangster comedy: The Mask! As usual, the duo discusses zoot suits, swing dance, Cocobongo style nightclubs, child gangsters and Tommy guns! Upon rewatch, Zach and Sloane found The Mask a tad assault-y but overall it's still a great watch, so get your peepers on it and get ready to have "Cuban Pete" stuck in your head for a week! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on I...
2022-03-291h 03Mummy DearestNever Been Kissed (Justice for Leelee Sobieski! with Evan Ross Katz)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by writer and man-about-town, Evan Ross Katz, to unwrap 1999's star studded romantic high school undercover reporter comedy: Never Been Kissed!The trio discuss everything from undercover journalism to the price of avocados to Evan's interview with Queen Dolly Parton. Evan regales Zach and Sloane with tales from the Met Gala, stories about celebs he loves, and why positive energy will change your life and the lives of those around you! This is a can't miss episode. Evan really lifts the curtain behind his life among...
2022-03-231h 25Mummy DearestThe Mummy 3 (Justice for Rachel Weisz!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's action-adventure crap fest The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. It's one hour and 52 minutes of pure anger inducing film making. Everything about it is hurtful to fans of the Mummy franchise. Truly, we Mummy Stans are not sure what we did to deserve Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and we reject it as part of the Mummy canon. It's a very bad film. So bad that Sloane fell asleep for most of it and missed a scene involving fighting Yetis. The only good part of...
2022-03-2248 minMummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 4 Finale Part 2 (Justice for Lisa Hochstein!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami season 4 finale part 2 (or, part dos, en español). What a treat this season has been. The women gave us everything we needed: gay intrigue, baby assassins, cocaine, domestic violence, outfit repeating, bedazzled tumblers and a night at Gianni Versace's home. Zach and Sloane take back everything they've ever said about Lisa because she laid out all her pain for the world to see during the second part of the finale. It took a lot of courage for her to tell America she wa...
2022-03-1057 minMummy DearestSave the Last Dance (Justice for Kerry Washington! with Jesse Chambliss)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by special guest and pop culture afficionado, Jesse Chambliss, to discuss 2001's teenage dance / racial tension love story: Save the Last Dance! Lord, did this movie rock the worlds of young Zach and Jesse. Sloane, not so much. But fear not, she's a true fan now! Clocking in at almost 2 hours, the trio discusses everything from Julia's unfortunate GAP shirt makeover where she becomes a Hungarian cleaning lady, to Jesse's brush with the boy band 98 Degrees. There's music aplenty, discussion of black P!nk and circus...
2022-03-081h 50Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 4 Finale Part 1 (Justice for Julia!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami Season 4 Finale Part Uno! The ladies brought the looks, the legs, the tans and Marysol brought the goddamn bedazzled tumbler filled with vodka. The reunions are always special but something unprecedented happened this finale. Julia, goat and painted car owner, revealed her unsettling past and mysterious baby assassin story that got NO airtime this season. This bitch is GUNNING for a spot on season 5 and we are HERE FOR IT GIRL!! Literally this woman waited an entire season to reveal her ex partner h...
2022-03-0452 minMummy DearestGladiator (Justice for Maximus Decimus Meridius!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's epic historical drama: Gladiator! The duo discuss everything from incest (as always! but at least this time it's a theme in the movie!) to how hard Hans Zimmer goes every time he needs to score a film. The boy don't quit! He puts his whole Zimmussy into it! Sloane talks about her love of Joaquin "Wet Eyes" Phoenix and Zach claims he can feel when people shuffle off this mortal coil and into Elysium. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!
2022-02-221h 16Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 4 Episode 11 (Justice for Gianni Versace's Ghost!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 11 of Real Housewives of Miami! The duo are fed up with Marysol's one trick pony performance as a low rent version of Mama Elsa. And if Sloane sees a bedazzled tumbler one more time she's going to throw her tv across the room. Nothing that exciting happens this episode (save for a sapphic rain soaked dinner) because next week there's going to be a battle Royale in the Versace mansion. Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane will be covering it with a special guest! ...
2022-02-1847 minMummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 4 Episode 10 (Justice for Guerdy's Gala!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Miami! As always a charity gala goes awry when an angry Larsa shows up hours late and starts a fight with oil slick/ grease trap Adriana. Seriously we just need to wring her out and get a little bit of the sheen off her face and hair. Maybe Guerdy can throw a charity event for Adriana where everyone donates a bottle of dry shampoo? The season is ramping up to what looks like a pretty epic battle between Adriana and...
2022-02-1053 minMummy DearestSix Days Seven Nights (Justice for Anne Heche!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's magazine editor ingenue / gruff older man action adventure film: Six Days Seven Nights. Even though it's unclear whether anyone else aside from Zach and Sloane and Sloane's sister have seen this film, the duo have a lot to discuss. That's because this film contains just about every 90's trope there is: plane crashes, desert islands, pirates, slouchy socks, linen shorts, stolen glances, big titty dancers, random pits where people just suddenly fall, and cliff diving! Truly this film has it all including a spectacularly beautiful and...
2022-02-0754 minMummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami: Season 4 Episode 8 (No Justice for Julia's Eggs)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Our girls are still in the Hamptons doing...something? Boxing? Shopping at boutiques? Eating Julia's eggs? There's not much happening this episode other than Marysol pretending to be the star of the show (try again, sweaty!) and Julia giving Audriana a...best friend ring? It was weird. It was creepy. It made us dislike Julia even more than we already do, which we didn't know was possible. It's now a toss up between Julia and Che for most disliked...
2022-01-2852 minMummy DearestFirst Wives Club (Justice for Lea DeLaria! with Ian Paget)Send us a textThis week Zach, Sloane and fan favorite Ian Paget, unwrap 1996's coming-of-middle-aged romantic revenge comedy: First Wives Club. The trio discuss the iconic performances of literally every single human in this film (minus one disgusting sex offender), the perfection of Stockard Channing's drunken head bobble, Zach's disgusting job, Sloane's gorgeous puppy, and Ian shares Hollywood insider information! Plus multiple, multiple R&B songs are played throughout the episode, so, that's good, too. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com f...
2022-01-181h 29Mummy DearestArmageddon / Don't Look Up (Justice for Timothée Chalamet!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap two movies about "planet killers": 1998's American science fiction disaster film Armageddon and 2021's disaster comedy film Don't Look Up. Zach and Sloane compare and contrast disaster films from the 90s with disaster films from today. Topics include: Zach being murdered in the Wild West, Buzz Aldrin slaying mad pussy after going to the moon, the government keeping a list of expert drillers, why scientists hate Armageddon, Ben Affleck's 90's hotness, Sloane's horniness for dad bod Leo DiCaprio and the ephemeral beauty of Anne Hathaway smoking a ci...
2022-01-051h 07Mummy DearestReal Housewives of Miami Season 4 Episode 4 (Justice for Guerdy!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 4 of Real Housewives of Miami. Or, in Larsa's case, Real Housewives of Ft. Lauderdale. Larsa baby, Ft. Lauderdale ain't Miami hunny. Try again baby!! Boop! Anyway, this episode was chock full of weird sapphic foot scrubs, goat shit, and the saddest Tulum themed party anyone has ever seen. These ladies are on thin ice with these "parties"...they're just sad get togethers with some plastic table covers from Party City. We all need more from our gals. Alexia can't do it all by herself, ya'll...
2021-12-311h 02Mummy DearestxXx (Justice for Vin Diesel's Fur Coat)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's America spy action adventure extreme sports film: xXx. Zach and Sloane stay weirdly on topic this week because there was so much to discuss about this movie. Like why did they have a nuclear weapon attached to a solar power submarine when the weapon can only be diffused by deep water? Why did they cast Vin Diesel as an extreme sports star when he is about as nimble as a rhinoceros? Why did Asia Argento stay at her job even though she hadn't been paid in 2...
2021-12-281h 01Mummy DearestThe Secret Garden (Justice for Mary!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993’s gardening orphan extravaganza: The Secret Garden. The duo discuss their love of soup, chants, potions, and all things floral. Sloane lands on a new look for spring and Zach talks about his ball smells. Special appearance by Sloane’s father, who apparently passed down a genetic love of Brendan Fraser to Sloane. All this and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Fol...
2021-12-141h 11Mummy DearestBatman Returns (Justice for Michelle Pfeiffer!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's best Christmas / superhero movie: Batman Returns. Discover fun facts about the movie that you probably never knew! Discover Zach's love of his own singing voice! Discover the horniness Zach and Sloane both have for Miss Selina Kyle / Catwoman! This week the duo discuss more 90's trends like hypnotists and putting Phil Collins places where he shouldn't be. Sloane talks about something depressing and Zach regales us with tales about his weird high school assemblies. And they both think they have Danny Devito's penguin body. All that a...
2021-12-061h 08Mummy DearestCoyote Ugly (Justice for Maria Bello!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's small town girl dreaming of the big city coming-of-age musical rom com: Coyote Ugly. The duo discuss everything from the secret popularity of Goo Gone to the time commercials for cotton were a thing. Sloane gets starstruck when she finds out Zach got to watch Ed Hardy and Von Dutch designer Christian Audigier work his scissor magic live at Nordstrom. Zach also dazzles listeners with a story about True Religion jeans. The team then looks up what celebrity they are and spoiler alert: one of them...
2021-11-221h 19Mummy DearestIt Takes Two (Justice for Steve Guttenberg!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's orphan rom-com "It Takes Two"! The duo discuss the magic of the 90's and the undeniable sensuality of dowdy mom / orphanage fanatic Kirstie Alley. They also deep dive the undeniable sexual appeal of Steve Guttenberg, a truly underrated 80's and 90's hottie with a body. This episode covers everything magical about the 90s: the Olsen twins, the wild amount of movies about orphans, the zany fonts, cultural appropriation during themed dinners and kidnapping! Zach also regales us with tales of prison cosplay from his youth and...
2021-11-151h 28Mummy DearestSleepy Hollow (Justice for Christina Ricci!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap Tim Burton's 1999's horror fantasy fest: Sleepy Hollow. Obviously there's much mention of Danny Elfman's inescapable bell themed score, Casper Van Dien's hotness, and the messy accents of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. There's history, mystery, and tons of recipes in this week's episode including roasted fennel and white bean dip! Sloane shares her secrets for a yummy scented home (you just need a dollop of chili in a wax warmer) and Zach explains that masturbation IS self care! All that and so much more on this...
2021-11-091h 06Mummy DearestThe Witch (Justice for Anya Taylor-Joy!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2015's period piece supernatural horror film: The Witch! So typically Sloane will take notes as she edits but this week the only note she wrote was "gay porn idea: Plymouth Rock Hard" so...do with that what you will. The topics on the pod include general New England fan girl stuff from Zach, 2nd hand hazy memory witch lore from Sloane, and a lot of very bad British accents and a lot of whispering / shouting the name "Mercy!" Jokes aside, this film is a feminist masterpiece and...
2021-10-1858 minMummy DearestScream (Justice for Courtney Cox!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane take you behind the scenes with a free Patreon episode! They're unwrapping 1996's satirical slasher film: Scream. This episode is pretty no-frills because Sloane no longer cares about editing in music. Listen to the duo discuss Zach's testicular torsion and his love of Ebenezer Scrooge style sleep shirts. They also talk about Matthew Lillard's lizard tongue and why the town where Scream takes place was so cool and casual about serial killers murdering teens? All this and more on this special edition of the Mummy Dearest Patreon podcast!
2021-10-051h 09Mummy DearestClueless (Justice for Alicia Silverstone...Again.)Send us a textThis week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap 1995's coming-of-age teen comedy classic / Emma rip-off: Clueless. They unpack everything from high school parties, 90's commercial jingles, sexual tension in grocery stores, the sensuality of scallops, and of course, incest. But like, it applies to the movie this time. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!
2021-09-201h 18Mummy DearestThe Faculty (Justice for Josh Hartnett's 90's Haircut)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's teen sci-fi horror film: The Faculty. We find out chilling information about Zach (he went to a Jay Leno taping!) and we get a peek into his therapy journal (very upsetting!) Sloane makes it almost a full minute before discussing death and only 12 minutes before discussing pedophilia. The duo wonders if Elijah Wood would fuck the shit out of you or if he'd be a gentle lover. Sloane has a new business idea for Joey Fatone and the two talk gout. Other topics this week include: bu...
2021-09-071h 05Mummy DearestJosie and the Pussycats (Justice for This Entire Film!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane discuss 2001's musical comedy cult classic: Josie and the Pussycats. The duo discuss feminism in film, the gaslighting of BIPOC in the music industry, and of course, Joey McIntyre. This week they make it a whole 22 minutes before discussing pedophilia which leads to Sloane telling everyone her very first AOL screen name which, surprise, surprise, was incredibly inappropriate. The team talks 90's boy bands and asks the question, "Am I sexual?" The answer of course is "Yeahhhhhhhh!" Zach discusses the time he (recently) went to a New Kids...
2021-08-301h 11Mummy DearestBedazzled (Justice for Brendan Fraser AND Elizabeth Hurley's Bikini Pics!)Send us a textMany weeks ago Zach and Sloane discussed 2000's sexiest she-devil comedy romp: Bedazzled. To be honest, neither Zach nor Sloane remembers what they discussed on this episode because this was taped in May and for some reason, never released. Anyway, sorry, that's the description. Enjoy? Maybe? Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!
2021-08-231h 31Mummy DearestIndependence Day (Justice for Vivica A. Fox!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane say “welcome to Earth!” to 1996’s alien epic disaster film: Independence Day! Zach delivers two incredible acting performances during this episode inspired by queen / non ballet dancer / dolphin enthusiast Vivica A. Fox. They talk Florida’s problem with public beach 20 foot long sub sandwiches, fake joining the Peace Corp, and punching Harry Connick Jr. in his smug little face. Sloane, as usual, discusses her hot cousin and Zach gives us his colonial-inspired 2012 survival plan and rapture inspired Joe’s Jeans playlist. All that and so much more on this week’s...
2021-07-031h 14Mummy DearestMini Mummy Monday: Sloane Goes WestSend us a textTwo of you asked for it, now you're all getting it...the first ever Mummy Dearest minisode! Zach sets a timer for 45 minutes and Sloane talks about her star studded trip to California! Listen to Sloane regale you with tales such as: strong arming her way onto the set of Vanderpump Rules and manifesting multiple interactions with Shia LaBeouf! Also, Zach talks about his weirdest celeb spotting and answers your burning Mummy Dearest questions. All this, and not much more, on the first ever minisode! Warning: some weird audio stuff happened and...
2021-06-2847 minMummy DearestDante's Peak (No Justice for Grandma Ruth!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's most eruptive disaster film starring Pierce Brosnan's Croakies: Dante's Peak. Zach shares the tale(s) of his daring rescues and how he received the title of Rhode Island's Puddle Boy. The duo discuss child murder (as usual) and Sloane discusses her Father's Day plans with Kenny G and the time she was addicted to smoking construction worker cigarette butts. And there's a bonus construction worker story, too! They actually talk about the movie this week so that's something new and exciting! All this and so much m...
2021-06-221h 27Mummy DearestTwister (Justice for Bill Paxton's Fiancé!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane disappoint almost everyone by barely discussing 1996's best disaster film about separated storm chasers looking for love and tornados: Twister. They discuss everything from class rings and Helen Hunt's lesbian top energy to Grimace's perfect body. Listen to them discuss Zach's favorite all-you-can-eat chicken restaurant and his high school's jock strap problem. Don't hold your breath as you wait for them to discuss Twister because it doesn't happen! Sure they touch upon Cary Elwes's grotesque death scene and Philip Seymour Hoffman's heroin overdose but they definitely don't talk...
2021-06-141h 57Mummy DearestJurassic Park (Justice for Laura Dern!)Send us a textThis is it. The moment no one has been waiting for: 90'S SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER TIME! This week Zach and Sloane travel back in time to 1993's science fiction dinosaur spectacular: Jurassic Park! Unlike most episodes they actually discuss the film this time. Of course there's plenty of sidetracks including: Zach's nose hair, Sloane breastfeeding her adult son, problematic Chick-fil-A, Sloane's terrible babysitting and wild massage story! Listen to Zach and Sloane discuss why no one should see Melancholia and discover their recipe for juicy chicken breasts. Sloane's husband Paul makes a guest appearance...
2021-06-071h 28Mummy DearestThe Crush (Justice for Alicia Silverstone...?)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane unpack 1993's incredibly problematic erotic thriller: The Crush. As always the duo barely discuss the movie but instead focus on Thermos kids, Sloane's dad's 1960's electrolysis, perverted veterinarians, which flavor of Doritos make Zach sick and whether or not nanny Fran Fine could bring peace to the Middle East. All this and more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Za...
2021-05-311h 25Mummy DearestSwimfan (Justice for Erika Christensen!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane barely discuss 2002's erotic teen psychopathic thriller, Swimfan! Listen to them veer wildly from talking about Sloane's denim fedora and Zach's double popped collars, to high school basketball games and the Holocaust. They cover it all yet also cover nothing at all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a...
2021-05-241h 46Mummy DearestCruel Intentions (Justice for Ryan Phillippe! with Ian Paget and Ryan Phillippe)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by everyone's favorite guest co-host, Ian Paget, to discuss the horniest movie of their preteen years: Cruel Intentions. Ryan Phillippe, the King of 1999, drops in before dinner to dish up some behind-the-scenes facts about "Cruel Intentions" and Zach and Ian freak out. Find out what prop Ryan kept from set and find out what Benecio Del Toro smells like! All that and more on this week's can't miss episode! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow th...
2021-05-171h 40Mummy DearestCongo (Justice for Laura Linney!)Send us a textThis week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel discuss 1995's best pill addled, drunk, skydiving talking gorilla adventure caper: Congo! Before they unpack Laura Linney's ("ugly woman" -Amy the gorilla) award winning performance they discuss everything from pubic hair rankings to terrorism. Sloane talks about her experience flying Spirit airlines while Zach talks about, what else, leeches on his scrotum. This week we find out Sloane has been invited to join the illuminati and we find out why Zach can't eat peanuts (spoiler: it has nothing to do with allergies!) Sloane discusses her arch n...
2021-05-101h 38Mummy DearestCongo (Justice for Laura Linney!)This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel discuss 1995's best pill addled, drunk, skydiving talking gorilla adventure caper: Congo! Before they unpack Laura Linney's ("ugly woman" -Amy the gorilla) award winning performance they discuss everything from pubic hair rankings to terrorism. Sloane talks about her experience flying Spirit airlines while Zach talks about, what else, leeches on his scrotum. This week we find out Sloane has been invited to join the illuminati and we find out why Zach can't eat peanuts (spoiler: it has nothing to do with allergies!) Sloane discusses her a...
2021-05-101h 38Mummy DearestShowgirls (Justice for Elizabeth Berkley!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's misunderstood NC-17 erotic drama masterpiece: Showgirls. Listen to them kind of talk about Showgirls while also discussing how Zach wants to be committed to a turn of the century insane asylum, the lawlessness of airport terminals, Doggy Chow, the perils of MAC lipgloss, Zach's groundbreaking exercise tips, Sloane's fan theory about Miss Britney Jean Spears's film Crossroads, and Showtime's Gigolos. As always they discuss penis size, Michael Fassbender, J Lo, and Sloane reveals yet another murderous dark secret. You don't want to miss this episode! ...
2021-05-031h 33Mummy DearestBlast From the Past (Justice for Brendan Fraser AGAIN!)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane discuss an oft forgotten rom-com masterpiece, 1999's "Blast from the Past" starring King Brendan Fraser and Queen Alicia Silverstone. As always Zach and Sloane discuss Zach's scrotum, their love of Brendan's soft lips, Zach's obsession with Alicia Silverstone, and the swing dance craze of the 90's. They also delve into their personal celebrity feuds. Zach faces off against Tahj Mowry while Sloane goes head to head with the self proclaimed new king of pop, Aaron Carter. This episode uncovers another one of Sloane's dark secrets and Zach's puritanical...
2021-04-271h 33Mummy DearestPractical Magic (Witch! Witch! You're a B*tch! with Ian Paget)Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by legendary TikTok/ film/ tv/ stage star Ian Paget. In what critics will one day call "Mummy Dearest's Most Emotional Episode" Ian, Zach, and Sloane cry, laugh, and hide in a closet. Together, the trio explore everything from Nicole Kidman's exquisite breathing, Sandra's 90's wardrobe, hot ghosts, the magnetic sexiness of Mark Feuerstein, Black Philip the scariest lamb-goat of all time, and women's repression in small town New England. It's an episode you don't want to miss, especially if you're a fan of Ian or Practical...
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