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The Zack and Dean Geek MachineGears of War Saved My LifeUncle Sam is coming for Dean. Zack is adding a splash of galactic geek to his home decor. And the boys review a few decades worth of the video games that shaped their lives. From bringing Zack into the 21st century, to pulling Dean from the icy clutches of the Grim Reaper, digital gaming has made a dramatic impact on the trajectory of these two nerds.
2023-03-271h 31The Zack and Dean Geek MachineWhat Kind of Websites Are We Talking About?Pulled out from the scrapheap, the Machine is up and running once again! Zack and Dean revive the podcast on a questionable "guys weekend" to Savannah, Georgia. Zack tees off on some horrific fangirl opinions. And what if fictional characters had OnlyFans? Who are you subscribing to? Lola Bunny? Princess Peach? Chun-Li? The boys discuss.
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The RelatablesShanty Tapes #2Dean’s gum addiction, Facebook going down, Zack being a baby daddy, sending and receiving nudes and a little more. Recorded at the world famous Shantytown Pub before the open mic Mondays @ 9pm.2021-10-0600 minThe RelatablesEpisode 179: AllegedlyZack’s kind of doing “Sober October”, Dean allegedly used to steal from Walmart, don’t let dreams be dreams, shop through the Amazon banner and stay on this side of the tracks. Outro by @trashbeatsalan TheRelatables.com2020-10-1300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 177: Make RightLeonard Fournette, upcoming election, Dean would never be a cop, “Look Into It”, words of affirmation, standup is back and more. TheRelatables.com2020-09-0100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 176: Chasing The DimeWe talk what matters most in relationships, Zack’s retirement plan, Tik Tok’s Addison Rae, NBA Playoffs, secret celebrity kids and abortion. Shoot us an e-mail at TheRelatablesPodcast@Gmail.com or visit the site (TheRelatables.com) and comment directly on the episode!2020-08-2700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 175: Look Into ItWe’re back. We talk about stuff that’s gone down since we’ve been out- Chris D’elia, Bryan Callen, Joe Biden, and other guys like that. ACE Alliance. NBA Playoffs. Still no standup. Dean’s still a Carmelo Anthony dick rider.2020-08-2000 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineTin Foil HatsZack and Dean dig deep into conspiracy theories of all kinds, from the "faked moon landing" to the mind-blowing claims of QAnon.
2020-08-021h 46The Zack and Dean Geek MachineThe Machine in QuarantineZack and Dean dive into the hysteria of the Corona Virus fallout. Toilet paper hoarders, Tom Hanks conspiracy theories, and whacky politics. Grab a beer or two and enjoy the show. What else do you have to do??
2020-03-181h 13The Zack and Dean Geek MachineDC Not-So UnitedZack and Dean have some hot movie recommendations. The McDonald's Secret Menu has its secrets blown. And what is happening to DC Comics?!
2020-02-271h 04The RelatablesEpisode 162: KendAniméIs Kendama dumb or gay? Or both? The last ep before the new space. Dean does #28TricksLater, Zack bombs with a harrrd “r”. https://ia801407.us.archive.org/24/items/episode262nobuzz/Episode%20262%20no%20buzz.mp32020-02-2500 minThe RelatablesEpisode 160: Make The MostWe talk about how sports agents like their athletes to have white girlfriends, being the best vs. making the most, Dean’s imperviousness to the “N” word and digital dating etiquette among generations new and old. Shop through the Amazon banner on our site (TheRelatables.com)! https://ia601506.us.archive.org/24/items/episode160buzzfix/Episode%20160%20%20buzz%20fix.mp32020-02-0600 minThe RelatablesEpisode 158: Grey MomentsWe talk the UFC fights, Tim Tebow getting married, Zack’s first “I wanna be black moment”, Dean’s first “white” moment and much more! Eminem – Just Lose It https://ia601401.us.archive.org/12/items/episode158_202001/Episode%20158.mp32020-01-2400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 156: German Japanese English TeacherSome guy gets in trouble for pooping in a park. We talk about Dean’s show in Palatka, a lady using her dog’s piss to pass a drug test and the sudden closings of a local Jacksonville restaurant chain. We also made a bet on the outcome of the 4 playoff games this weekend. Stay Relatable … Continue reading Episode 156: German Japanese English Teacher2020-01-0700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 154: Digital TrailsThings get off to a weird start but we eventually get there. Jacksonville is the “Bold New City of the South”, not the oldest. Dean read a couple articles about the impeachment, Zack has a new business idea and AdmitMe is no longer a thing. Shop through the Amazon banner on our site! Fukkit – … Continue reading Episode 154: Digital Trails2019-12-2400 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineRudolph the Differently Abled ReindeerZack and Dean celebrate the season by sharing some of their favorite holiday movies. Then they dissect a Christmas classic, effectively ruining everyone's childhood. Merry Holidays!
2019-12-241h 14The RelatablesEpisode 153: A Little SmellsThe guys try to figure out how fetishes are fashioned. Dean talks about doing the most time he’s ever done on stage and Zack decides he’s going to be hot again. Pornstar pussy spray, midget fighting and 10-15 years of being a loser. Bas – Purge Bloc Party – Real Talk https://ia601408.us.archive.org/26/items/episode153_201912/Episode%20153.mp32019-12-1800 minThe RelatablesEpisode 150: Polyester Piss-PantsDean reveals his new “Stay Relatable” tat. Zack and the other neighborhood kid kill mammals. The guys talk about their out of town “open mic” experience and task the listeners with finding an open mic venue of their own. https://ia601505.us.archive.org/5/items/episode150_201911/Episode%20150.mp3 Trippie Redd – Lil’ Wayne The Chats – Smoko2019-11-2700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 149: Fuck SauerkrautThe guys ponder whether or not their parents would be cool if they were gay. As always, the guys work out bits and just have a super time time good. Dean has a firm stance on sweet potato vs. pumpkin pie and Zack will never be likable. https://ia601404.us.archive.org/12/items/episode149_201911/Episode%20149.mp3 Waylon Jennings – Never Been To Spain … Continue reading Episode 149: Fuck Sauerkraut2019-11-2000 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineSuper Hero Draft DayZack and Dean kick off Season 3 by each drafting five comic book characters to compromise their battle royal dream team. Draft along with the boys while enjoying a Dunkin' Donuts beer.
2019-11-141h 19The RelatablesEpisode 145: The Boy Is Back In TownThe guys are face to face again as Zack comes back home from Michigan. Dean comes up with an idea to help college kids get their essays done a little quicker. This ep was just okay. We’ll do better. We love you. https://ia601401.us.archive.org/4/items/145_20191025/145.mp3 bbno$ – Lalala (feat. Y2K) bbno$ – Slop2019-10-2500 minThe RelatablesEpisode 142: California of the SouthPlato’s Closet, Minshew mania, North Korean flash drives, Dean got rear ended, Zack wants to start a t-shirt company and the ice cream truck is racist. https://ia601406.us.archive.org/3/items/episode142_201910/Episode%20142.mp3 MLMA (@melovemealot) – Viral Joe Ely – Gallo Del Cielo2019-10-0100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 141: Skater Don’t SkateA white guy drowns in Tanzania while trying to propose to his girlfriend, Dean talks about doing comedy in his underwear and Zack has a few “Relatable Recommendations”. https://ia601503.us.archive.org/15/items/episode141_201909/Episode%20141.mp3 TroyBoi – Snobby (feat. icekream) Gang Starr – Family and Loyalty (feat. J. Cole)2019-09-2400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 139: American Africans“Practice is my favorite sport.” -Eddie Bravo’s son. Zack tasks Dean with finding ways to capitalize on his whiteness and Dean ponders whether or not there are American Africans. The guys question whether or not sports keep men out of trouble and spitball about experimental comedy show ideas. https://ia601408.us.archive.org/8/items/episode139_201909/Episode%20139.mp3 DaniLeigh – Don’t Mean Nothin’ FLATBUSH … Continue reading Episode 139: American Africans2019-09-0900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 136: Go For It!The guys debate whether or not they are “co-hosts” or “hosts” of the pod, welcome in another addition of “Relatable Recommendations” and talk a little shop (open mic comedy). Zack has a theory about Asian people and Octopi while Dean nails a Ryan Sheckler impression. Shop with the Amazon link on the site (TheRelatables.com) and … Continue reading Episode 136: Go For It!2019-08-2100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 135: Crowd of LonelysLike everyone else, Epstein is on the brain. Zack talks his self sabotaging ways and Dean opens up about not opening up in relationships. https://ia601508.us.archive.org/16/items/episode135_201908/Episode%20135.mp3 Ugly God – Batman SPIRIT XIII – Hubris Check out the official video for “Hubris” on Spirit’s site here.2019-08-1400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 134: The Mass Shooter TourComing to a city near you! Zack and Dean test their new theory on the three main phases in a young man’s life, set the record straight on why they are “The Relatables”, delve in to the potential drawbacks of augmented reality (via “deep fakes”) and examine the hypocrisy if cigarette smokers. https://ia601507.us.archive.org/15/items/ep134final_201908/Ep%20134%20final%20.mp3 Yung Simmie … Continue reading Episode 134: The Mass Shooter Tour2019-08-0700 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineNaruto 5k for ETZack and Dean lay out their top secret, highly confidential plans for invading Area 51.
2019-08-011h 08The RelatablesEpisode 132: no nameThis podcast will never have a name. Ever. https://ia601401.us.archive.org/26/items/episode132_201907/Episode%20132.mp3 The Alchemist & The Cool Kids – Wtf (feat. Boldy James) Zack Fox – Jesus is the One (I Got Depression)2019-07-2200 minThe RelatablesEpisode 130: Ice BruddaRIP to Mrs. Dog the Bounty Hunter. The pod starts with heavy UFC talk (skip to about 20 mins in if you’re not down) and eventually gets to Dean detailing his first PAID stand-up gig, Hawaii prostitution laws and a new business brainstorm sesh. SHOP THROUGH THE AMAZON LINK (on the site) TO SUPPORT THE … Continue reading Episode 130: Ice Brudda2019-07-1000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 129: NuckleheadsThe guys catch up and give riff jobs. **Excessive NBA free agency talk warning.** Dean hops on a comedy show that costs way too much and Zack thinks all women in sports are on steroids. https://ia601400.us.archive.org/8/items/129_20190703/129.mp3 Todrick – Nals, Hair, Hips, Heels Lil Nas X – C7osure2019-07-0300 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineSeason TwoZack and Dean go toe to toe in a beer taste-off while discussing TV second season hits and misses.
2019-06-301h 32The Zack and Dean Geek MachineHappy Anniversary!The Machine has made one complete orbit around the sun, and so the celebration ensues! Zack and Dean recount a year of excellence in podding, honoring their humble beginnings, while ushering in a new chapter of world dominance.
2019-06-221h 23The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean Graduate!It’s graduation season, and Zack and Dean are celebrating in true Machine form: good beers, good bros, and snorting hot Doritos off mortarboards.
2019-06-081h 51The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZ vs D: The Wesley Willis FilesDean puts Zack on trial for high crimes. The Machine answers deep philosophical questions from listeners. Native Sports apparel gets a shoutout. And Zack and Dean hand out awards for the greatest cinematic fights of all time.
2019-06-011h 53The RelatablesEpisode 124: 23 Like MikeThe guys discuss “Loqueesha”, “Soulman”, NBA Playoffs (Sonya Curry), why we’re not having sex anymore and zombie raccoons in Chicago. Dean goes running and Zack reveals his number. Also, will Hydro-UFC exist in the future? Use the amazon link for all your shopping to support the show! https://ia601402.us.archive.org/3/items/Episode124_201905/Episode%20124.mp3 City Girls – Act Up Vampire Weekend … Continue reading Episode 124: 23 Like Mike2019-05-1900 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean Turn 21Zack and Dean recall their most memorable alcohol-fueled adventures.
2019-05-181h 42The RelatablesEpisode 122: Mormon, Moldy, MoistRecorded on a Sundee, dropped on a Wednesday…Zack’s gotta do better. The boys get topical. A bartender is charged for serving a murderer. Don’t let your forbidden fruits rot. What kind of guy would you want to date your daughter? https://ia601504.us.archive.org/26/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_122/122.mp3 Schoolboy Q – Floating (feat. 21 Savage) Lynyrd Skynyrd – Simple Man2019-05-0800 minThe RelatablesEpisode 120: Sports Is ComingSpring is here and so are playoff sports. No, this isn’t a sports podcast but there’s just so much going on that The Relatables had to relate. They go over the incredible Tiger comeback, savage UFC 236 fights and give their heart’s picks to win it all in the NBA. Zack details some of his … Continue reading Episode 120: Sports Is Coming2019-04-1500 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineAdlibs and the Adventures of ScrotemanZack and Dean write and produce the greatest films ever conceived with a random actor, setting, occupation, and genre. It’s madlibs, movie style.
2019-02-031h 55The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean Worldwide!Zack and Dean get a new theme song, and some potentially newer theme songs. Zack goes hip hop. Boston Mark stops by the Machine. And Dean gives a lesson in weird-ass world traditions.
2018-12-161h 42The Zack and Dean Geek MachineThe Millennial SmackdownZack and Dean have a battle of the ages. Literally.
2018-11-061h 24The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean SAT’sThe shoe is on the other foot! Zack throws down a nerd exam, and Dean must rise to the occasion. Will Dean make the grade, or will he be grounded for a week?! Play along to beat the geek.
2018-10-141h 25The Zack and Dean Geek MachineWhat’s his name?!Zack and Dean have a miserable time slogging through the worst game we’ve ever concocted. Play at home and there’s no doubt you’ll win!
2018-10-021h 09The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean: Fully LoadedIt’s a very special episode inside the Machine. In this, the tenth episode, (aka Z&D X, The X, or The Diez), your humble hosts speak with a special guest - writer, director, musician, and man, Jared Barel of Loaded Barrel Studios!
2018-09-111h 22The Zack and Dean Geek MachineThe Future, Now!Zack and Dean give you the inside scoop on the Fall movie and video game releases we’re most excited about. Also, a quick game of “Know Your Nerd” takes a turn for a rough Monday Morning.
2018-08-251h 31The Zack and Dean Geek MachineThe Great Nerd RobberyZack and Dean discuss the “N” word: nerd. Many have adopted the word, but few have earned it. We’ll find out if Zack can earn the title in this episode.
2018-08-141h 20The Zack and Dean Geek MachineReal or Fake: Nirvana NarutoZack and Dean wade into the murky waters of the “Real or Fake” realm. Dean attempts to slip some fake anime titles past Zack, while our hero Zack fends off Dean with some imaginary 90’s bands.
2018-08-061h 27The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean: Player 2 BeginZack and Dean play high stakes arcade trivia. Loser drinks a lethal concoction of liquor and bitter defeat. Play along at home or at work!
2018-07-291h 22The Zack and Dean Geek MachineAmateur Parenting HourRaising the next generation of nerds is hard work. Zack an Dean try to figure out what it will take to make their daughters the next Pokémon champions.
2018-07-151h 20The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean: OriginsZack and Dean reveal the origin stories to their nerd identities. From paper puppet wars to prom tuxedo nightmares, the hosts of the Machine have earned their geeky stripes.
2018-07-091h 19The Zack and Dean Geek MachineReal or Fake: Licensed ProductsZack and Dean each step into the machine with a list of promotional products. The game: determine if the product is real or fake. The stakes, loser takes a Four Hourseman of the Apocalypse shot.
2018-07-041h 06The Zack and Dean Geek MachineZack and Dean 2: Electric BoogalooZack and Dean share their “best” plots for sequels to famous movies. Some are trash. Some have potential. A few have already been stolen by James Cameron.
2018-06-2456 minThe Zack and Dean Geek MachineThe Avengers All Died!Zack and Dean discuss Avengers: Infinity War and toss out some theories as to where the franchise is going. Also, Bert Kreischer is our spirit animal.
2018-06-221h 00The RelatablesEpisode 117: It’s Not Black and White, It’s Dark and LightThe guys have a few beers and watch the Jaguars kick ass at Dean’s place. Is there ever a reason to cheat? Zack and Dean reveal that they know nothing about “Net Neutrality” and swap stories about their first time using the old jack-stick and pole butter. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay … Continue reading Episode 117: It’s Not Black and White, It’s Dark and Light2017-12-1900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 116: The Purple PartyThe guys watch and discuss the “I’m Not Racist” video. Zack vaguely breaks down the Jaguars, narrowly avoids becoming a clown and comments on Dean’s solo-cast. Dean drops breaking news on Bob Marley, is clearly not a fan of the “Purple Party” and lays down his rules for texting. Please like, share, subscribe and as … Continue reading Episode 116: The Purple Party2017-12-0400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 115: Dean Goes SoloDean accepts the challenge and drops what few are considering “The Answer” podcast. He does his best to break down Rivalries, The Peaks of Human Performance, and 2018. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! https://ia601508.us.archive.org/19/items/Ep115_201711/Ep115.mp3 Ulrich Von Lichtenstein Intro – A Knights Tale PnB Rock – 1Day feat. Ugly God Alina Baraz … Continue reading Episode 115: Dean Goes Solo2017-11-2900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 113: You Should Take Your Shoes OffDean returns to the podcast and he accepts Zack’s challenge! Expect a solo cast from the sicko himself. The guys talk: Jaguars, Zack’s solo efforts, his first week chauffeuring Carlos Mencia, the recent spike in creepy allegations and much, much more. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable!! https://ia601506.us.archive.org/27/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_113/113.mp3 Lords of … Continue reading Episode 113: You Should Take Your Shoes Off2017-11-2000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 112: Zack Goes SoloDean is under the weather so Zack tries his hand (and his mouth) at a solo podcast. He talks: Jaguars, strange inventions and driving for Lyft…with many tangents in between. Oh, and he also issues a challenge for Dean and faithful listeners. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! https://ia601505.us.archive.org/16/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_112/112.mp3 King … Continue reading Episode 112: Zack Goes Solo2017-11-1400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 111: That’s Just For AlligatorsDo hot balls make baby boys? It probably doesn’t work like that but the guys work extra hard to make you laugh this episode. Dean’s all business while Zack talks wetting the bed. Topics include: forced marriage, dating, embarrassing moments, compensating, balding, life, and more boring shit. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay … Continue reading Episode 111: That’s Just For Alligators2017-11-0900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 110: Face AIDSAfter a weekend of incredible fights, the guys kick off the episode with some fight talk. Zack breaks down how frats work, what being fit means, and drops some insight on The Jaguars, now playoff contenders. Dean gets a lil heated over sexual assault and talks about bitches in hip hop. Please like, share, subscribe … Continue reading Episode 110: Face AIDS2017-11-0600 minThe RelatablesEpisode 109: Hippie ShitsBEST EPISODE (in a while) alert!! The guys get in to all things sexual, sensual and shitty. Dean talks about his weekend at Hulaween and Zack talks about adding flavor to your sauce. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable!! https://ia601508.us.archive.org/5/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_109/109.mp3 Vince Staples – Norf Norf Deezy – Spar (ft. 6lack and Kodak … Continue reading Episode 109: Hippie Shits2017-10-3100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 108: Orlando, North CarolinaThe guys ride out dick storms, talk: Friday the 13th tattoos, reading aloud in class, Kaepernick, Dean’s experience at the Kid Cudi concert, and Zack wonders whether or not he’s a fraud in life. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! https://ia601507.us.archive.org/7/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_108/108.mp3 Of Montreal – Gronlandic Edit Pepper – Stone Love … Continue reading Episode 108: Orlando, North Carolina2017-10-1700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 105: White Rationalist/ The Low Battery ChallengeIn this crazy world, dogs are losing the respect they deserve. The guys speculate whether their dogs would cheat on them, why Zack doesn’t dick ride women, and Dean’s philosophy of name dropping. With the NFL season in full swing, they had to address the inevitability of the Jaguars, The branding around Colin Kaepernick, and … Continue reading Episode 105: White Rationalist/ The Low Battery Challenge2017-09-2000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 104: Live Hard, Not LongIn this episode, the guys come out hot, talkin’ about the best resolution for porn, playing a lil 9 on 1, and “The 4 Knuckle Shuffle”. Dean breaks down “Dead Math” and the rationale for an early death while Zack goes over the levels to second chances. On a more serious note, they discuss the … Continue reading Episode 104: Live Hard, Not Long2017-09-2000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 102: Scam CityZack and Dean talk: low-level scams, dumb, college football, poop transplants and much, much more. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! https://ia801502.us.archive.org/0/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_102/102.mp3 Beck – Up All Night Kodak Black – Roll In Peace feat. XXX Tentacion Thanks for listening! Please like and comment/ leave a review. To contact us … Continue reading Episode 102: Scam City2017-09-1300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 93: Panther In My PantsOperation “No Shave Shawty” has ended!! Dean talks about his luxurious experience at the Jacksonville Sharks. Zack fills us in on his interesting living situation back in the day and of course you get a quote of the day and question of the day for the FREEEEE. Check it out. Please like, share, subscribe and as … Continue reading Episode 93: Panther In My Pants2017-07-1400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 91: Soupy Cuppa CultureSit back, open your thermos, and enjoy a hot sip of this Soupy Cuppa Culture! The guys get into everything from Dean’s recent Jiu Jitsu success to Zack’s most recent experiences working at the Comedy Zone. What would your LAST meal be? What’s going on in NBA free agency? Stay tuned for answers to these … Continue reading Episode 91: Soupy Cuppa Culture2017-07-0400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 90: When Do You Want To Peak In Life?Don’t get caught peaking! Also, don’t miss out on this episode. Dean reveals the results of his first “submission only” jiu jitsu tourney, Zack talks about his first week of work at the Comedy Zone and witnessing greatness in Tony Hinchcliffe. Relatable Recommendations, tomfoolery and of course SING SONG SUNDEE!! Please like, share, subscribe and … Continue reading Episode 90: When Do You Want To Peak In Life?2017-06-2600 minThe RelatablesEpisode 89: The Relatables’ DiscountThe Relatables are back! After a sunny Fathers Day weekend, the guys come to the studio to lay down their analysis of the past few days. Dean caught up with Love Culture at a local show, Zack discusses how Father’s Day has always been a weird holiday for him, and they drop their weekly Sing … Continue reading Episode 89: The Relatables’ Discount2017-06-1900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 88: Mental Illness (One Hell of a Drug)Dean finally does his minute of comedy! The guys talk fighting, honesty, and Zack apologizes for his recent behavior during the ‘cast. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! https://ia601500.us.archive.org/31/items/therelatablespodcast_gmail_88/88.mp3 Oran “Juice” Jones – The Rain Toro Y Moi – So Many Details Thanks for listening! Please like and comment/ leave … Continue reading Episode 88: Mental Illness (One Hell of a Drug)2017-06-1900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 87: Long-Term JusticeIs your palate better suited for bitter instant karma or sweet, succulent long-term justice? The guys drop another country themed “Sing Song Sundee” while covering all things UFC, NBA and even anticipate a new game console. Dean drops a rain check after failing to complete his minute of comedy and Zack obviously gives him shit … Continue reading Episode 87: Long-Term Justice2017-06-1200 minThe RelatablesEpisode 86: Body ChessThe guys talk hockey (Stanley Cup) and the lackluster NBA Finals. Will the Cavs get swept? Zack drops what may be the dumbest theory ever hypothesized on a podcast and obviously Dean is there to refute it. More heavy, heavy sports and competition talk. Just listen. Please like, share, subscribe and as always, Stay Relatable! … Continue reading Episode 86: Body Chess2017-06-0900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 85: Color DeafThere are a couple of common truths in this world, like don’t judge a book by its cover or wear a coat when it’s cold, and in this episode, the guys debate whether the grass is greener on the other side, as they try to dissect “Zack’s Big Plans”. It’s the first session in the … Continue reading Episode 85: Color Deaf2017-06-0600 minThe RelatablesEpisode 84: Get Yourself Some Ballz!In this day and age where people can identify as whatever they like, The Relatables find themselves looking to convert to Judaism. This leads to Dean questioning Zack on how important religion should be in raising a child. The guys also talk about how church has become very mainstream in its tactics, becoming a black … Continue reading Episode 84: Get Yourself Some Ballz!2017-06-0100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 83: Thought Gym™This is an action packed episode filled with adventures from: jiu jitsu to golf and even rock climbing. The guys reference quotes from the legendary Dave Chappelle, address an intriguing Question Of The Day, and go over which of the 5 senses are their least favorite, before Zack drops some serious Relatable Business Ideas. Please … Continue reading Episode 83: Thought Gym™2017-05-3000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 82: You Have a Yamaka Patch?Zack drops a few “Relatable Recommendations” and agrees to change a few of his weekly habits. He also confirms the date of his first Jiu Jitsu roll! Tune in to the next episode to see how that went. Dean confronts the guy’s mortality as the topic of balding and aging come up. Is there anything … Continue reading Episode 82: You Have a Yamaka Patch?2017-05-3000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 81: Reachin’ While You’re Preachin’If the first thing that came to mind when you read this episode title was Hitler, then you and Dean have something in common. In this unscripted session, The Relatables debate economic motivations, discuss the effectiveness of the NCAA one-and-done rule, and talk plan of action in case of home invasion. Zack was feeling “some type … Continue reading Episode 81: Reachin’ While You’re Preachin’2017-05-2300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 80: Y’all Got One of Them Arm Bars?Dean once again tries to get Zack to come out for a little hug fest on the ol’ jiu jitsu mats. Zack, once again, wasn’t having it. The title of this episode is a little misleading as jiu jitsu didn’t dominate too much of the conversation. The guys talked a little about Mother’s Day, Dean’s … Continue reading Episode 80: Y’all Got One of Them Arm Bars?2017-05-1800 minThe RelatablesEpisode 79: Mother’s Day! (w/ Zack’s Mom)Yeah, you read the title right. Zack’s mom joins the guys for The Relatable’s for a special Mother’s Day episode! Shout out to all the mommies! “Mom” dropped by the studio to give Dean and Zack a real perspective on; finance, being a young mother and even how her early retirement’s going. Zack learns about … Continue reading Episode 79: Mother’s Day! (w/ Zack’s Mom)2017-05-1400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 78: Lamborghini DouchebagThe Relatables celebrate one full year of podcasting!! “You can’t always be ahead and act like the hipster of your own life”, Dean exclaims, which instantly put Zack in check this episode. The guys keep the studio warm with plenty of contentious banter as Zack tries to wrestle with anti-consumerism thoughts and hypocritical views on … Continue reading Episode 78: Lamborghini Douchebag2017-05-1300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 77: SJW’s, POC’s and BJ’sSing Song Sundee alert!! Things get both heartfelt and sultry in the latest episode. Zack apologizes to the subject of their last podcast and Dean drops a tale of his experiences on the Red River. The guys swap drug stories, question why non-athletic people do steroids, and discuss the future of Tesla. How is Elon … Continue reading Episode 77: SJW’s, POC’s and BJ’s2017-05-0800 minThe RelatablesEpisode 76: Let’s Talk Some ShitThe guys vent harder than a meth lab in the middle of the Sahara. A recent Facebook thread dominated most of the conversation (starting at 42:00) as Zack and Dean try to make sense of the remote far left. They also talk; the recent Fyre Festival debacle, inventing a fake language and how they’d react … Continue reading Episode 76: Let’s Talk Some Shit2017-05-0400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 75: Single Man’s UmbrellaZack gets fired. He and Dean spend a lot of the podcast trying to figure out what he should do. Take off for Bali or lick his wounds and regather? The guys talk playoffs, discuss financial matters, and Zack has an unfortunate connection the newly coined phenomenon known as “stealthing”. Please like, share, subscribe and as … Continue reading Episode 75: Single Man’s Umbrella2017-05-0100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 73: Master of NoneDoes a Zack of all trades translate to a master of none? Dean drops some bomb knowledge (PUN INTENDED) about the MOAB recently used in Afghanistan, the guys discuss possible NBA playoff scenarios and throw down some Trina-made mojitos while discussing some of her personal drama on the show. It’s juicy stuff! It’s Sundee so … Continue reading Episode 73: Master of None2017-04-1800 minThe RelatablesEpisode 71: Pander BearsStand by The Relatables in their latest episode as the boys conduct Sing Song Sundee with their Karaokes out. Dean shares lessons learned at the Eddie Bravo seminar and Zack urges everyone to “put yourself on punishment” (P.Y.OP.). Do you want to know what a Pander Bear is? No? Well you may be one then, … Continue reading Episode 71: Pander Bears2017-04-1100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 70: I Can’t Take Your Little Dick AnymoreSorry 4 The Wait but Sing Song Sundee has returned! Da Drought is over and the hot boys come with HAWT bars. Zack may not be The Best Rapper Alive but he comes out swinging with heavy dick talk as Dean plots his financial Rebirth. Like Father, Like Son, the guys play toss with their … Continue reading Episode 70: I Can’t Take Your Little Dick Anymore2017-04-0700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 69: Full Sex!Things get fap-tabular at The Relatables’ studio in what could be their filthiest episode since they delved into “Grapin'” in Episode 43. Dean and Zack talk about their first time, worst time and last time! What do the guys like to look at (sexually) when no one’s watching? What really gets them going? Listen and … Continue reading Episode 69: Full Sex!2017-04-0300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 68: ForePlayThe calm before the storm is here. Episode 68: Foreplay is the prequel for what will be the “Sex” episode. In this session the guys try to figure out the difference between a hipster and a hippie, talk about tattoos and “FuckIt” money, and brainstorm GoFundMe income streams. Zack talks bidets and about getting back … Continue reading Episode 68: ForePlay2017-04-0100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 67: A Sad Game of Marco PoloThe Relatables return to bring you Episode 67, an episode filled with tie talk, bee talk, and fight talk. Dean talks about the jiu jitsu seminar that he went to and drops a Relatable Recommendation, while Zack gets honest about some bad habits he’s been getting into and a promotion at work. Please like, share, subscribe and … Continue reading Episode 67: A Sad Game of Marco Polo2017-03-2200 minThe RelatablesEpisode 66: You Crazy Bitch America, YouAnnnnnnnnnnndddd Were Back! After a long weekend of traffic, music, honorable acts and fender benders, The Relatables return to the studio to discuss their trip to Okeechobee Music Festival. In this episode Zack drops his best foreign accent and “Does The Right Thing”, while Dean thinks through what transracial really means and releases a Relatable … Continue reading Episode 66: You Crazy Bitch America, You2017-03-1100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 65: Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy (w/ Jordan de Lugo)Podcasts have never been hotter than The Relata-bles! The founder of GenJag, Jordan de Lugo, joins the guys in the studio to break down all things Jaguars: from coaches to players, draft picks to free agency, and more. Zack brings up the issue of football as a dying sport, Dean begs for season record predictions, … Continue reading Episode 65: Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy (w/ Jordan de Lugo)2017-02-2700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 64: Mailbox Money (w/ Easy)The Relatables are back, with Episode 64, joined by Jacksonville’s very own, Ano Makanda aka Easy. The guys touch on a little bit of everything, hitting topics like: The roots of Easy, The Rap Game, future projects, and the generational gap. Zack talks about why he could never have nice things as a kid and Dean drops … Continue reading Episode 64: Mailbox Money (w/ Easy)2017-02-2100 minThe RelatablesEpisode 63: KC Sosa (w/ KC Sosa)Episode 63 sheds a spotlight on up and coming musician, KC Sosa. KC is a long time acquaintance of The Relatables and Zack and Dean can’t help but to admire his persistent hustle. The guys may have gotten a lil’ too toasty before the podcast but it was action packed as they inevitably get in … Continue reading Episode 63: KC Sosa (w/ KC Sosa)2017-02-1300 minThe RelatablesEpisode 62: I’m Not…RacistThings get weird early when the guys find themselves talking about telepathy and later get in to racism. Zack talks showing love through his teeth, how opinions may or may not hurt people, and checking a comedy legend off his bucket list. Dean drops some Smith Family facts, a supplemental unsung hero, and gives a “formidable” young podcast a … Continue reading Episode 62: I’m Not…Racist2017-02-1000 minThe RelatablesEpisode 61: The Mind is a Parachute, You Gotta Pack it Yourself!Episode 61 gets back to basics as the guys return to the studio guest-less. Dean talks jiu jitsu, time management and his first week doing the 9-6 gig. Zack gets inspired by black history month, even if Dean isn’t having it. Show suggestions, arguments and much more this glorious episode! Please like, share, subscribe and … Continue reading Episode 61: The Mind is a Parachute, You Gotta Pack it Yourself!2017-02-0500 minThe RelatablesEpisode 59: Is Donald Trump Coach Carter?The Relatables return guestless but restless as Zack and Dean drop another episode of hot fire, chock-full of great show suggestions and current events. Zack takes a HYYYUGE leap with a Donald Trump/Coach Carter comparison and Dean gives his thoughts on the recent Woman’s March. As per usual, Dean talks fighting and highlights an interesting … Continue reading Episode 59: Is Donald Trump Coach Carter?2017-01-2400 minThe RelatablesEpisode 58: Some Guys Just Have Bigger Fists (w/ Michael Britton)Back to Back to Back. The Relatables drop Episode 58 with our 3rd guest in a row, Michael Britton. The guys exchange drug stories from their past, Dean can’t resist getting romantic about fight talk, and Zack asks the ever reoccurring question of “What do you think about Trump?” The guys also pick Mike’s brain about film and his favorite … Continue reading Episode 58: Some Guys Just Have Bigger Fists (w/ Michael Britton)2017-01-1900 minThe RelatablesEpisode 56: You Ever Driven A Tesla? (w/ Zach “James”)The Relatables are back – this time not alone. Zach “James” joins the guys to discuss everything from his love for Adidas to how robots are eventually going to take over. Yeah, it’s one of THOSE episodes! Dean brings up music festivals while Zack drops a new show suggestion for the week. Be on the lookout for … Continue reading Episode 56: You Ever Driven A Tesla? (w/ Zach “James”)2017-01-1700 minThe RelatablesEpisode 55: You Think You’re Too Nice?!Like rubberband men, The Relatables bounce back with yet another banger. Hoping to ride the bucking momentum of their last two podcasts, the guys get real honest as Dean hops on the uppity-white lady bandwagon and opens up about his “RA’s”. While Zack, bringing nothing to the table, goes over a reoccurring dream and drops some serious knowledge under pressure. We … Continue reading Episode 55: You Think You’re Too Nice?!2017-01-1300 min