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ZbrojovkastS7E12: S-A-U-C-I-N-GWin-mania takes hold of Zbrojovkast Towers this week with a mildly chaotic episode featuring visiting listeners Karen and Leon (recorded in the pub), matches as quotes, a D-Gran thunderbastard, hijinks on Merseyside, condiment-based wordplay and more!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Hammer & Tongs Vlašim and Sigma B
10.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov and Slavia B (pub-level phone sound quality from 32.45 - 39.55)
41.40 - Beer of the Podcast
48.10 - Baník B and Jihlava previews
1.04.10 - outro2025-05-161h 06
ZbrojovkastS7E5: Danish Art-Pop CollectiveWe - Zbrojovka - score a goal from open play! Huzzah! We - Zbrojovkast - play African Club or Indie Band, try a wet-hopped beer, get bemused by the French, shake our collective fists at the weather, and generally babble on nicely. Welcome!
0.00 - opening
2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Líšeň and Sigma B
17.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.30 - Quiz Time!
33.30 - Beer of the Podcast
38.20 - Chalk & Cheese Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov previews
48.10 - outro2024-10-0352 minZbrojovkastS5E19: Glided, glid, gludBlow off those relegation blues with the alternative awards, an exciting looking Beer of the Podcast, a crap shirt, a hype man and a potential Zbrojovkast competitor...
0.00 - opening
1.40 - the squad and management: ins, outs, shaken all abouts
14.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.15 - Beer of the Podcast
29.50 - the Zbrojovkast alternative awards
41.40 - outro2023-07-1444 min
ZbrojovkastS5E19: Glided, glid, gludBlow off those relegation blues with the alternative awards, an exciting looking Beer of the Podcast, a crap shirt, a hype man and a potential Zbrojovkast competitor...
0.00 - opening
1.40 - the squad and management: ins, outs, shaken all abouts
14.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.15 - Beer of the Podcast
29.50 - the Zbrojovkast alternative awards
41.40 - outro2023-07-1444 min
ZbrojovkastS5E6: Flanagan's OnionsIt's a busy life in Zbrojovkast Towers as we head to Jablonec and back, see a strange game against Sparta, and drown our sorrows with two (2) Beers of the Podcast(s). Plus: the Dandytown Hornets, a scary mask, jewelry, a brass section, cats, a rare and unexpected mention of Eupen, and much, much more!
0.00 - opening
1.10 - Beer of the Podcast (part 1)
4.25 - FK Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka
13.45 - What's the Deal with... Jablonec?
20.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta Prague
31.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
40.20 - A Word from our Sponsor
41.15 - Hradec Králové preview
48.10 - Quiz Time!
52.00 - Beer of the Po...2022-10-121h 09ZbrojovkastS4E16: You Were Warned. Everyone Was Warned.It's the last episode of the season, so we have a look back over the last couple of games, round up some unusual stats, have a quiz, hear some bloke singing in Spanish, salute an LGBTQ+ trailblazer, and watch Thomas Muller hoy a trophy over a fence.
0.00 - opening
1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Prague, Chrudim and Tábor
10.05 - the state of play in the 1. and 2.Ligy, and the playoffs
23.40 - Stat Attack!
31.35 - Beer of the Podcast
35.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
47.40 - Quiz Time!
52.30 - outro2022-05-1855 min
ZbrojovkastS4E15: Sam is Also HereA promotion special with fellow Gentleman Ultras John, Ben, Pavel and Julia as we discuss Vyškov, Třinec and Vlašim, have a retro Beer of the Podcast, bring all the Hot or Nots, decide on our Moments of the Season, and take part in a game of "Ústí player or Communist?".
0.00 - opening
1.45 - MFK Vyškov vs. Zbrojovka
12.00 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek
15.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Třinec
28.40 - Beer of the Podcast
33.40 - Quiz Time!
41.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
57.40 - Vlašim vs. Zbrojovka (very briefly) and Moments of the Season
1.04.10 - outro2022-05-071h 06ZbrojovkastS4E14: Přichystal Vaults a TackleSix scored, none conceded. Žižkov, Přibram and Varnsdorf all beaten, three more matches coming up in quick succession. Hamburg beer, Ota Kohoutek, a quiz, MLS derbies, an Aberdeen update, sausages, škvarky, fruitcakes, snow, shots, and the return of Vrabec Review!
0.00 - opening
0.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram and Varnsdorf
8.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
21.25 - Beer of the Podcast
25.40 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka
36.50 - Vrabec Review
39.30 - The Mysteries of Ota Kohoutek
42.00 - Ústí nad Labem preview
46.40 - Quiz Time!
53.20 - Sparta B preview
58.50 - MFK Vyškov preview
1.06.45 - outro2022-04-131h 09ZbrojovkastS4E13: Enfield Town's Pavel NedvědWE'VE FOUND IT. The worst BotP of all time. Possibly. Laugh at that, and at FCZB who lost to a very good Líšeň side. That plus some previews, old-Yorkshire-woman-violence-fermentation, Infantino awfulness, a mysterious seat, Scotland supporters' awards... and more!
0.00 - intro
2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň
15.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
30.35 - Přibram přeview
36.50 - Beer of the Podcast
42.50 - Viktoria Žižkov preview
50.40 - outro2022-03-3154 minZbrojovkastS4E12: The Bohunice BeckenbauerThe 2.Liga returns! It's cold but we're warmed by goals, Filip Blecha, a South Yorkshire Hungarian, bicycle kicks, Dalibor Janda, the promise of Buckfast, and an iguana called Agáta.
0.00 - opening
1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov
12.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
21.50 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek
25.00 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka
33.10 - What's the Deal with... Jihlava?
42.20 - SK Líšeň preview
51.35 - Beer of the Podcast
56.00 - Varnsdorf preview
1.05.10 - outro2022-03-161h 08ZbrojovkastS4E11: Supercuts by Tunisian YouTubersFootball's back! So too are all your favourites, plus a quiz, a Farage insult for the ages, Blur and Rebecca Black references, Bad Guy Scotland, two previews, and a new and confusingly mystical segment in which Sam just stares at David in confusion.
0.00 - opening
1.20 - Mid-season friendlies recap
8.00 - Prostějov preview
17.20 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek
20.40 - Beer of the Podcast
24.20 - Quiz Time!
33.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.30 - Vysočina Jihlava preview
55.45 - outro2022-03-0259 minZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2022: Operation CockroachCorruption, sleaze, embezzlement and so forth in a story you won't have heard. Unless you're Czech. Plus Stephen Glass, the Sheffield Shelley, beers, celebrations and more
0.00: intro
4.00: Operation Cockroach
14.10: discussion thereof
20.55: Hot? Or Not?!
32.30: Birthday XIs
44.20: Beer of the Podcast
49.10: an unfortunate postscript
55.50: outro2022-02-1758 minZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2022: Sorted for Leagues and QuizThe state of play in the 1. and 2. Ligy, quizzes galore, the Beer Gourd, funging, what's in an address?, Rudi Skácel's Raith Rovers, the wide world of Patrik Le Giang and more!
0.00 - intro
2.30 - the 1. Liga
10.40 - David's Quiz
16.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.10 - Sam's Quiz, part 1
36.40 - Beer of the Podcast
39.45 - Sam's Quiz, part 2
51.05 - Winter friendlies and squad update
57.20 - outro2022-01-201h 00ZbrojovkastS4E10: In the Bleak MidseasonOne game that had it all, one we couldn't get to, a Silesian detour, the best derby in Czech football, checking in with Shirley's son, the Cult of Messi, a quiz, Tony Hibbert's French adventure, some dreadful pop-punk, Christmas stout and more!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim
14.55 - Quiz Time!
19.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
33.00 - Beer of the Podcast
37.10 - Opava vs. Zbrojovka
46.30 - So What's the Deal With... Opava?
54.20 - Mid-Season Roundup
1.08.55 - outro2021-12-091h 11
ZbrojovkastS4E9: Fajita Dinner KitWe discuss Dukla, opine on Opava, chat Chrudim and more! What's an 'angličák'? Why is Sam yawning? Who can fix your lights? What's worse than beer? Why is a xylophone not a glockenspiel? Listen and find out!
0.00 - intro
1.45 - Dukla Praha vs. Zbrojovka
12.00 - What's the Deal With... Karlín and Dejvice?
19.40 - Chrudim preview
29.45 - Beer of the Podcast, parts one and two
38.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
49.25 - Opava preview
56.20 - outro2021-11-1758 minZbrojovkastS4E8: Is There a Picture Round?We've packed more into this episode than ever before! Two reports, a preview, a quiz, a new (weird) feature, the Streets of Aberdeen, carpetbaggery, violin-led indie, a very expensive posh beer, and much, much more!
0.00 - intro
1.40 - Fotbal Třinec vs. Zbrojovka
6.15 - So What's the Deal With... Třinec?
12.20 - Quiz Time!
19.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Ace of Spades Vlašim
30.05 - Weather Report
31.20 - Beer of the Podcast
36.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.45 - Dukla Prague preview
56.10 - outro2021-11-0359 minZbrojovkastS4E7: Hider in the HouseFEATURING: Vyškov, Tomáš 'Tommy' Souček, the worst beer we've ever had, a returnin' Černín, the music of Ústí, Mark Lawrenson in your airing cupboard, a Třinec příview, Slovak idiocy, hot ramen, Vic & Bob Vlaším, two tonnes of mozzarella... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.40 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vyškov
12.25 - The Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín
16.30 - Třinec příview
25.00 - So What's the Deal with... the music of Ústí?
29.25 - Beer of the Podcast
34.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
45.40 - Cake & Champagne Vlaším preview
51.50 - outro2021-10-2055 minZbrojovkastS4E6: Where's the Lemon?!GOALS! and plenty of them when we review a thumping win in the North Bohemia Brown Coal Basement and a solid home performance vs. Sparta B. Also a very important Not, a trip to Berlin, flares and a drum, the scariest opponent in the world and much, much more!
0.00 - opening
2.45 - Ústí nad Labem vs. Zbrojovka
13.50 - Beer of the Podcast
18.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B
30.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
49.50 - MFK Vyškov preview
55.50 - outro2021-10-0658 minZbrojovkastS4E5: Uranium FeverPříbram and Žižkov give us all the points (and some hip-hop). There's mining, supermarket scarves, a CONCACAF quiz, the Ševčík/Gilmour Paradox, a man being killed by a rainbow... and more!
0.00 - intro
1.45 - FK Příbram vs. Zbrojovka
9.20 - So What's the Deal With... Příbram?
17.50 - Quiz Time!
21.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov
29.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
38.40 -Ústí nad Labem preview
47.25 - Beer of the Podcast
53.00 - Sparta B preview
1.01.40 - outro2021-09-221h 04ZbrojovkastS4E4: Eat That Burrito! Finish Those Wings!We Varn our Dorf, preview the [redacted] at Přibram, talk work-life balance, competitive eating, hard seltzer, visit Kyiv, do a shirt sponsor quiz, and more!
0.00 - opening
3.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsdorf
11.15 - Quiz time!
16.40 - Beer of the Podcast
22.25 - Přibram přiview
32.05 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.35 - Viktoooooria Žižkov preview
53.45 - outro2021-09-0856 min
ZbrojovkastS4E3: The 12th (and 13th) ManPitch invasions, the Little Butcher, meat reviews, 90s tunes, local leagues, music of the Olomoucký kraj, and some football!
0.00 - opening
1.30 - Opava and Prostějov
8.10 - Prostějov local band
11.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Vysočina Jihlava
20.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
32.25 - SK Líšeň vs. Zbrojovka
43.50 - Vrabec Review
46.25 - Beer of the Podcast
50.30 - Varnsdorf preview
57.45 - outro2021-08-241h 00ZbrojovkastS4E2: Whose Hus? Jan Hus!After one game we're certain to be champions. This and other hot takes, including pink gin hipsterdom, Ben's Prague shock, the Grim (not the Harry Potter one), misnumbered fullbacks, a smackin' of Hacken, and much more!
0.00 - intro
1.50 - FC Táborsko vs Zbrojovka
10.50 - Beer of the Podcast
15.25 - So what's the deal with... Tábor?
22.00 - SFC Opava preview
28.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
37.40 - FK Prostějov preview
48.10 - outro2021-07-2952 min
ZbrojovkastS4E1: Some Sort of DetritusWE'RE BACK! A season preview, a 2.Liga quiz, "session mead", the right can't meme, a 44-year-old legend, an elegantly-placed harp, gig plugs, and some football stuff as well.
0.00 - intro
3.30 - Ins n' Outs
14.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.10 - 2.Liga Quiz
32.20 - Beer of the Podcast
38.30 - MAS Táborsko (and the season in general) preview
49.55 - outro2021-07-2154 min
ZbrojovkastS3E20: On the Pints All SummerIt's the last episode of the season and it's all about the goals. Many goals. Mainly from Adam Hložek. Aside from that there's an end-of-season quiz, Jack Rodwell stealing a living, Matt LeBlanc is yer da, a Bohemian lullaby and all the rest of it.
0.00 - opening
2.05 - Zbrojovka vs. SFC Opava
13.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.55 - Sparta Prague vs. Zbrojovka
31.00 - Railway Station Jingle
33.25 - Beer of the Podcast
38.40 - Quiz time!
46.45 - outro2021-06-0250 minZbrojovkastS3E19: Finger-Pointing and Recriminations2.Liga here we come! We drown our sorrows with an excellent BotP, look at what happened and the situation surrounding ownership of the club, as well as talk about Salernitana, the Scottish Premiership, covid confusion in the UK, Twitter banishment, and there's a genuinely excellent Leicester striker / Czech village pun.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Mladá Boleslav
10.15 - Ownership Chat!
18.10 - Beer of the Podcast
22.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
36.55 - Slovan Liberec vs. Zbrojovka
51.20 - Opava and Sparta Prague previews
1.02.00 - outro2021-05-211h 04ZbrojovkastS3E18: "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves"As the end shudders ever closer, we look back at Slovácko, Teplice and Baník, and forward to Boleslav and Slovan, all via a superb Beer of the Podcast, a serious Hot or Not, a Leoš Janáček biography, Ostravan exclamation marks, and a spot of George Harrison.
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Slovácko vs. Zbrojovka
7.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Teplice
17.00 - Petr Čech & Roger Taylor, and Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka
25.30 - Ostrava Railway Station Jingle & the life and times of Leoš Janáček
32.55 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.25 - Mladá Boleslav preview
55.50 - Beer of the Podcast
1.00.15 - Slovan Liberec preview
1.052021-05-051h 09ZbrojovkastS3E17: Wrong Type of BirdA fantastic episode featuring two games, a quiz, a station jingle, a sparkly sponsor, mail-order beer, shirt-based charity, some previews, bad Yiddish, a post-outro Easter egg and all the usual nonsense. Hooray!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Dynamo České Budějovice vs. Zbrojovka
9.45 - ČB railway station jingle
13.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Pardubice
23.25 - Quiz time!
28.00 - Beer of the Podcast
33.05 - Teplice preview
39.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
51.05 - Baník Ostrava preview
58.35 - outro2021-04-211h 01ZbrojovkastS3E16: Shampoo Boy Whistles a ShotA point against Slavia, giving the ref some Vágner love, SOR BET, the "toughest job in football", history is bunk, Jan Ježek, Wedos derby preview + the Horse Boys, Erik Lamela's rabona DVD, a backfiring April fool's joke... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia Prague
16.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
28.50 - České Budějovice preview
38.30 - Beer of the Podcast
43.35 - Pardubice preview
51.20 - outro2021-04-0953 minZbrojovkastS3E15: Dostálek's Stupid BobblehatTwo games, a quiz, ZOOORRRAAANN vs. Zorvan, the Brno Pet Crematorium, the Remarkable Appearance of Scott Brown, raspberry weissbier, Pete Waterman, Cameroonian email nonsense, an impromptu duet and a whole bunch of cellos.
0.00 - opening
2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jablonec
9.50 - Quiz!
15.00 - Příbram vs. Zbrojovka
31.30 - Beer of the Podcast
35.35 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.50 - Slavia Prague preview
1.01.25 - outro2021-03-261h 02ZbrojovkastS3E14: Official Turmeric PartnerA quite remarkable revelation about Příbram, a welcome beer return, railway station jingle, Fortune Bassey's mum, the Aberdeen manager search, falsetto noises, a car park full of chickens, and a vanishing bus. Oh, and some Zbrojovka too.
0.00 - opening
1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Plzeň
11.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.50 - Karviná vs. Zbrojovka
29.55 - Karviná anecdotes and railway station jingle
37.10 - Jablonec preview
41.15 - Beer of the Podcast
46.55 - Příbram příview
55.30 - outro2021-03-1259 minZbrojovkastS3E13: Oh Dear (Catastrophe Waitress)We investigate "those murky situations" with actual journalist Martin Vait, as well as looking back at what might have been vs. Zlín and Sigma. There's all the usual waffle as well.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Zlín
13.40 - What a VARce (with Martin Vait)
25.00 - Beer of the Podcast
30.40 - Sigma Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka
38.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
51.55 - Viktoria Plzeň preview
59.25 - Teplice (cup)and Karviná previews
1.06.30 - outro2021-02-241h 09ZbrojovkastS3E12: Inclement GottwaldovA win! And a loss. Berkovec, beer, Bohemka, bloody VAR, Blansko, Brighton and boy oh boy so much other stuff! We look forward to two derbies, have a visit from a Russian, shamelessly promote pints, have a sing-song round a piano, discuss the Weetabix Controversy... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - SFC Opava vs. Zbrojovka
12.30 - Beer of the Podcast
18.50 - Bohemians vs. Zbrojovka
26.10 - Railway station jingle
29.30 - Zlín preview
35.00 - FAO Blansko: who's Marek Mach?
39.25 - The Adventures of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín
42.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
54.30 - Sigma Olomouc preview
1.00.30 - outro2021-02-101h 02ZbrojovkastS3E11: Italian Penis LakeSome pyro, no party as we play Mladá Boleslav and Slovan Liberec, there's a literal surname, a terrible Fleetwood Mac tribute, the glory of the Golden Dustbin, and an Argentinian village, plus previews and all the rest of it.
0.00 - opening
2.30 - Mladá Boleslav vs. Zbrojovka (apologies for the minute of mic crackle from 3.10)
12.35 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec
36.10 - Beer of the Podcast
40.10 - Opava preview
49.20 - Bohemians preview
58.10 - outro2021-01-281h 00
ZbrojovkastS3E10: Athletic Concern Jan Šverma Spartak BrnoZbrojovka have played under many names down the years, so we have a bit of a look at that in a special history section of the pod. We're also looking forward to the return of league action as we preview the next two games, plus a bumper Hot or Not, a squad update, some bonus Hrabal, and an unexpected singer...
0.00 - intro
2.05 - squad update
13.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
29.30 - Mladá Boleslav preview
35.50 - Beer of the Podcast
40.10 - A History of Zbrojovka in Many Names
54.10 - Slovan Liberec preview
57.25 - outro2021-01-141h 00ZbrojovkastS3E9: The Good, the Bad and the ManagerIt's the mid-season break, so let's have a look at what's gone well (a short section), and what's not gone quite so well (a rather longer section). Plus the necessary return of Manager Chat, and a railway station jingle to make everything a bit lovelier.
Oh, and we're using a different mic as an experiment, so apologies for the rumble. Back to the regular setup next time.
0.00 - opening
2.30 - The Good
13.00 - Beer of the Podcast
17.05 - Pardubice Railway Station Jingle
22.30 - The Bad
41.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
49.10 - MANAGER CHAT!!
1.04.10 - Outro2020-12-301h 07
ZbrojovkastZbrojovkast Special: Jan HlavicaZbrojovkast talks to Jan Hlavica, FCZB centre-half and thoroughly nice chap about his unusual career so far, playing with Zbrojovka and his previous clubs, car-pooling with Pavel Dreksa, Ondra Pachlopník's haircut, Zoran's unusual Czech and much, much more.
It's longer than usual but totally worth it.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - early career, Sigma and lower-league loans
16.20 - moving to the USA
37.50 - SK Líšeň
50.55 - Zbrojovka and some misc. questions
1.18.20 - outro2020-12-151h 19
ZbrojovkastZbrojovkast Special: Jan HlavicaZbrojovkast talks to Jan Hlavica, FCZB centre-half and thoroughly nice chap about his unusual career so far, playing with Zbrojovka and his previous clubs, car-pooling with Pavel Dreksa, Ondra Pachlopník's haircut, Zoran's unusual Czech and much, much more.
It's longer than usual but totally worth it.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - early career, Sigma and lower-league loans
16.20 - moving to the USA
37.50 - SK Líšeň
50.55 - Zbrojovka and some misc. questions
1.18.20 - outro2020-12-151h 19ZbrojovkastS3E8: In Which David Sprints to the KitchenSlavia (good), ČB (not good), jingles (good), midweek 2pm kickoffs (not good), beer (good), Švancara (not good). All these 'insights' and more, right here!
0.00 - opening
1.45 - Slavia vs. Zbrojovka
10.00 - Railway station jingle
14.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Dynamo České Budějovice
20.35 - Beer of the Podcast
25.45 - Pardubice preview
31.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.10 - Slovácko preview
51.50 - outro2020-12-1155 minZbrojovkastS3E7: "Hallo Místr!"Crosby/Martin confusion, Příbr-urghOhGod, footballers in banal settings, the Pints Derby, two previews and all the usual fripperies.
0.00 - opening
2.15 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram
14.30 - Slavia Prague preview
22.25 - Beer of the Podcast
27.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
39.35 - Dynamo České Budějovice preview
48.30 - outro2020-11-2650 minZbrojovkastS3E6: The Golf ClapWe talk to actual footballer Chris Cortez about joining Příbram and other adventures, there's the small matter of BRNO ACTUALLY WINNING, plus all the usual waffle in this (slightly) extended episode!
0.00 - intro
1.30 - Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka
16.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.40 - Meeting US striker Chris Cortez: from Phoenix to Příbram via Thailand and Denmark
55.30 - Beer of the Podcast
1.00.00 - FK Příbram příview
1.09.30 - outro2020-11-121h 12ZbrojovkastS3E5: Toastergate!Who worships Gary Mabbutt's knee? Does Andy Considine look good in lipstick? How far can a bomb throw a turnstile? Does Eion Jess? While there's no Czech footy, here's some nonsense about the teams we left back in the UK.
0.00 - opening
1.20 - Wrong Answers Only + Coventry City: a potted history
16.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
25.50 - Aberdeen in five ridiculous moments
36.10 - The 1987 FA Cup Final
45.45 - Beer of the Podcast
50.50 - Answers to Wrong Answers Only + listeners' questions
59.45 - outro song2020-10-301h 02ZbrojovkastS3E4: Footballer or Porn Star?Karvina disappointment, Šustr: the very poor man's Jordan Pickford, Jihlava scrappiness, cherry beer, quizzes, Jakub gets rivetting and more!
0.00 - opening
2.10 - quizzes, part one
7.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Karvina
19.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
25.45 - quizzes, part two
29.45 - the Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín
33.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jihlava
40.10 - Beer of the Podcast
43.30 - quizzes, part three
49.40 - outro2020-10-1554 minZbrojovkastS3E3: Thunderclap Zoran vs. Mr. ReiterThere's a lot to talk about in this episode: Sigma, Viktoria, a big Serb, a new winger, a lack of Chinese takeaways, how sound effects work, hurdy-gurdies, Yulianovsk Tractor Production Soviet no. 702, a lot of standing around... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Sigma Olomouc
13.30 - The Adventures of Jakub Alexeiovich Černín
17.05 - Beer of the Podcast
23.20 - Railway Station Jingle + Plzeň quick guide
29.35 - Vrabec Review
32.00 - Viktoria Plzeň vs. Zbrojovka
48.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
58.00 - Karviná (league) and Jihlava (cup) previews
1.06.30 - Outro2020-10-011h 08ZbrojovkastS3E2: Páník! at the ShitshowWe're given a bit of a shoeing by the ševci, there are hardware issues (apologies for that), Jakub makes a fish-based error, the Hero of Istanbul(tm) gets a song, and more!
0.00 - opening
2.50 - Zlín vs. Zbrojovka + general disillusionment
19.10 - Sigma Olomouc preview
26.00 - Beer of the Podcast
30.50 - The Continuing Story of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
34.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.10 - Viktoria Plzeň preview
56.00 - outro2020-09-1659 min
ZbrojovkastS3E1: *beer noise intensifies*Welcome to Wedos Presents: Zbrojovkast! We look back at our opening two games, hear from an old friend, experience liquid cake, get our hip-hop on, and (once again) ask for your help!
0.00 - opening
2.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta Prague
14.45 - Beer of the Podcast
21.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Bohemians
32.50 - The Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
36.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
46.25 - Fastav Zlín preview
56.25 - Outro: players' (or your!) choice2020-09-0359 min
ZbrojovkastS3E1: *beer noise intensifies*Welcome to Wedos Presents: Zbrojovkast! We look back at our opening two games, hear from an old friend, experience liquid cake, get our hip-hop on, and (once again) ask for your help!
0.00 - opening
2.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta Prague
14.45 - Beer of the Podcast
21.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Bohemians
32.50 - The Continuing Saga of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
36.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
46.25 - Fastav Zlín preview
56.25 - Outro: players' (or your!) choice2020-09-0359 min
ZbrojovkastS2E21: Buy Jan, Get Jan FreeIt's an awards show special as we try to make sense of the season just gone. Goal, player, moment, fuck-up and more (of the season), plus the regular bits and pieces.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - awards nominees and Goal of the Season
9.50 - friendly fixtures roundup
16.30 - ins, outs and squad news
26.05 - Hot? Or Not?!
33.30 - Beer of the Podcast
39.00 - The World Famous Zbrojovkast End of Season Awards
54.00 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-08-1658 min
ZbrojovkastS2E21: Buy Jan, Get Jan FreeIt's an awards show special as we try to make sense of the season just gone. Goal, player, moment, fuck-up and more (of the season), plus the regular bits and pieces.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - awards nominees and Goal of the Season
9.50 - friendly fixtures roundup
16.30 - ins, outs and squad news
26.05 - Hot? Or Not?!
33.30 - Beer of the Podcast
39.00 - The World Famous Zbrojovkast End of Season Awards
54.00 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-08-1658 minZbrojovkastS2E20: Promotion!The last 2. Liga episode concerns rain, ribs, retirements, rubbish towns (Prostějov) regional Scottish fitba, and much, much more!
0.00 - opening
2.00 - SK Prostějov vs. Zbrojovka
8.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Rhubarb & Custard Vlašim
13.55 - What's the deal with... Prostějov?
21.25 - What's the deal with... the league situation?
29.30 - Beer of the Podcast
34.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.45 - Squad update
1.00.30 - Public Service Announcements
1.06.00 - an English-language song sung in DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP2020-07-291h 09ZbrojovkastS2E19: Candy Orange BoogalooGOALS! Hladík: not useless, Štepanovský as the Terminator, stadium video annoyance, two Beers of the Podcast, shirt launch fever, death metal, a Club (capital C) statement, and more!
0.00 - opening
3.20 - Varnsdorf vs. Zbrojovka
8.00 - What's the deal with... Varnsdorf?
12.10 - Beer of the Podcast (part 1)
17.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov
27.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
37.55 - Slavoj Vyšehrad vs. Zbrojovka
46.20 - The state of play as it stands
56.40 - Beer of the Podcast (part 2)
1.00.25 - An English-language song sung in Czech2020-07-081h 04ZbrojovkastS2E18: David and Sam Sell OutDelicious football continues, including Dreksa's massive head, Příchystal proving us wrong, Machálek's klobasa diet, the return of the Eismann Alarm, beer-based sluttery, Bats vs. Cats, big dick loan energy, Mad Jens Lehmann... and more in this bumper episode!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - FCZB vs. Líšeň and Jihlava
18.10 - What's the deal with... Líšeň?
24.35 - Beer of the Podcast
30.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
37.20 - FCZB vs. Hradec Králové and Chrudim
54.45 - Previews of... well, all the things
1.06.40 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-06-241h 09ZbrojovkastS2E17: Martin Šustr's Cruyff TurnFour games, longbow antics, weird beer, a Christmas tree, promotion for some, Mr. Black for others, wall controversy, and more in this absolutely packed episode.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Ústí vs. Zbrojovka
10.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla
17.40 - So what's the deal with... Ústí nad Labem?
27.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Vítkovice and Třínec
39.40 - Beer of the Podcast
44.30 - Líšeň and Jihlava previews
51.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
1.00.30 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-06-101h 04ZbrojovkastS2E16: Crap Starobrno (for Slightly Cheaper)We're preparing for the return of the Czech football leagues with previews, reviews, political satire, Hearts attacked, Rashford being a good egg, hangover reminiscences, your regular favourites, and more.
0.00 - opening
3.20 - the state of play regarding the team and the league, friendly match reviews
13.50 - Ústí nad Labem preview
22.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
34.15 - Beer of the Podcast
42.20 - Dukla Prague preview
52.05 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-05-2756 min
ZbrojovkastS2E15: Watch with Zbrojovkast!Got a couple of hours to spare? Of course you have. Download the game (link below), get some beers in, and enjoy Boby Brno's foray into the UEFA Cup against Inkaras Kaunas with us in real time. We'll tell you when to press play and everything.
There are two download options: fast, for 1,48kč/50p ("Stáhnout rychle"), and slow, which is free ("Stáhnout pomalu").
https://uloz.to/file/Jv7gFPDQvsty/fc-boby-brno-vs-inkaras-kaunas-30-7-1997-mp42020-05-072h 05ZbrojovkastS2E15: Watch with Zbrojovkast!Got a couple of hours to spare? Of course you have. Download the game (link below), get some beers in, and enjoy Boby Brno's foray into the UEFA Cup against Inkaras Kaunas with us in real time. We'll tell you when to press play and everything.
There are two download options: fast, for 1,48kč/50p ("Stáhnout rychle"), and slow, which is free ("Stáhnout pomalu").
https://uloz.to/file/Jv7gFPDQvsty/fc-boby-brno-vs-inkaras-kaunas-30-7-1997-mp42020-05-072h 05ZbrojovkastS2E14: Football Music Special!Less chat, more tunes, as we look at the good, the bad and the other of football-based music in this special episode of Zbrojovkast.
0.00 - opening
2.25 - runout music
15.15 - Czech football club songs (hymna)
26.20 - songs for club and country
49.20 - curiosities and oddities
1.00.05 - a Czech-language song sung in Czech by an Englishman2020-04-181h 07ZbrojovkastS2E14: Football Music Special!Less chat, more tunes, as we look at the good, the bad and the other of football-based music in this special episode of Zbrojovkast.
0.00 - opening
2.25 - runout music
15.15 - Czech football club songs (hymna)
26.20 - songs for club and country
49.20 - curiosities and oddities
1.00.05 - a Czech-language song sung in Czech by an Englishman2020-04-181h 07
ZbrojovkastS2E13: Kindergarten No. 14It's a self-isolation special involving a Big Football Quiz, Sokolov from long ago, catching up with Jakub Alexeiovich Černin, multi-national first XIs, Clint Dempsey rapping, and more!
0.00 - opening
2.00 - the Big Zbrojovkast Football Quiz
13.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Baník Sokolov
20.25 - the Continuing Tales of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
25.40 - Multi-National Club XIs
40.25 - a (quick) Beer of the Podcast
43.00 - the Big Zbrojovkast Football Quiz - answers
1.02.00 - outro: Clint Dempsey, "Don't Tread"2020-03-271h 05ZbrojovkastS2E13: Kindergarten No. 14It's a self-isolation special involving a Big Football Quiz, Sokolov from long ago, catching up with Jakub Alexeiovich Černin, multi-national first XIs, Clint Dempsey rapping, and more!
0.00 - opening
2.00 - the Big Zbrojovkast Football Quiz
13.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Baník Sokolov
20.25 - the Continuing Tales of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
25.40 - Multi-National Club XIs
40.25 - a (quick) Beer of the Podcast
43.00 - the Big Zbrojovkast Football Quiz - answers
1.02.00 - outro: Clint Dempsey, "Don't Tread"2020-03-271h 05ZbrojovkastS2E12: Eighty-three Thousand Hundred PlayersFootball's nearly back, and here we are again! Reviews, previews, brown coal basins, ciders, a possible Zbrojovka XI, crap jokes about Brazilians and Jacques Villeneuve!
0.00 - Opening
1.50 - Winter break review
13.30 - Baník Sokolov preview
23.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
36.00 - Beer of the Podcast
41.25 - Ustí nad Labem preview
48.40 - a song sung in French by a Canadian Formula One driver2020-03-0452 minZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2019/20, E4: Fame, Fraud & Football - Petra Drnovice and Chmel BlšanyTwo villages, two businessmen, two football teams that rose and fell in spectacular fashion. David looks at the period when Czech football was ripe with possibilities for sporting and financial gain, some of it legal, some of it... not so much. Also Sam gets overjoyed by a tweet, a beer unbottling, respect for Bohemians (the Dublin version), JK=jk and more!
0.00 - opening
3.40 - the story of Petra Drnovice
23.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
33.20 - the story of Chmel Blšany
50.05 - Beer of the Podcast
57.00 - and English-language song sung in Czech2020-02-131h 01
ZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2019/20, E3: Jiří FloderA conversation with Jiří Floder, Zbrojovka Brno goalkeeper. We talk about 10.15 kick-offs, Šustr and Machálek, bus travel etiquette, players' taste in music, shirt numbers, going out on loan, VAR on penalties, creative chanting, Formula One... and more! We're taking his career in vaguely chronological order, but really it's just a chat.
0.00 - Opening
1.35 - Part 1
15.20 - Part 2
33.35 - Beer of the Podcast
38.25 - Part 3
51.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
1.09.30 - Part 4
1.28.40 - a spoof Czech cover of an English-language song... sung in Czech2020-01-161h 33
ZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2019/20, E2: The Blansko KlobásaAn extended edition featuring a rambling chat with Ralph and Craggy of the Blansko Klobása, a Blansko-following, ground-hopping, beer-drinking collective. Join us as we discuss... pretty much everything! There's no real structure and, honestly, this episode could have been three hours long...
0.00 - opening
2.10 - So what's the deal with... the Blansko Klobása?
17.00 - Listeners' Q&A
39.30 - Beer of the Podcast
45.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
1.05.10 - Blansko's season so far and Zbrojovka's new boys
1.22.00 - an English-language song sung in Czech2020-01-081h 26
ZbrojovkastWinter Specials 2019, E1: The Czechs at Euro '96Looking back at a summer when an unfancied Czech side nearly conquered Europe, featuring beer marquees, a bizarre friendly, Johnny Drysausage, Kája vs. Baía, lots of penalties, Mrs. McVogts... and more!
0.00 - opening
2.30 - introducing the Czechs and Group C
8.50 - a venue quiz and, at 13.00, the strangest friendly game you'll ever hear about
17.20 - the story of Euro '96
33.50 - listeners' memories and a bit of England / Scotland talk
39.45 - Beer of the Podcast
44.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
54.05 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-12-1156 min
ZbrojovkastS2E11: Sat on a Cannon, Commanding the PeacocksA Pardubice report, politicians 'supporting' football, Sam pilloried, the original Petr Pavlík, more peacocks, Floder's gleeful leaping, a selection of First XIs... and more!
0.00 - opening
2.20 - FK Pardubice vs. Zbrojovka
16.15 - A First XI of Players Who... David's seen playing for Zbrojovka
24.05 - Beer of the Podcast
27.10 - A First XI of Players Who... would get into an FNL Fantasy team
37.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
52.25 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-11-2756 min
ZbrojovkastS2E10: Hypocrisy, Banality and "Soul Poverty"A big win, horse puns, Jan "NAC" Breda, Bristol vs. Brazil, a very sweary press conference, a Soviet statue of a cosmonaut, sour fruit deliciousness... and more!
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov
17.30 - Beer of the Podcast
22.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
36.45 - Pardubice preview
45.35 - a brief half-term report
55.55 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-11-2058 min
ZbrojovkastS2E9: Two Lads in a Rowing Boat Going Up and Down the SvratkaA day out in Žižkov, floppy klobása, catfished by a beer, a goal that wasn't, the Old Men of Prostějov, Yaya Toure's spectacular farewell, and more!
0.00 - opening
2.25 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka
11.30 - So what's the deal with... Žižkov?
17.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavoj Výšehrad
27.00 - Beer of the Podcast
30.55 - Hot? Or Not?!
40.15 - Prostějov preview and some BREAKING NEWS!!
50.30 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-11-0653 min
ZbrojovkastS2E8: Victooooooria!!A slightly shorter episode taking in Varnsdorf, Přichystal doing a goal, Přichystal doing another goal, kebab-based japery, Sam's indie credentials (part 2), Yeovil and racism, Billy Kee, a couple of previews and more!
0.00 - opening
2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsdorf
14.10 - Viktoria Žižkov preview
21.40 - Beer of the Podcast
27.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
37.50 - Slavoj Vyšehrad preview
50.10 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-10-2352 min
ZbrojovkastS2E7: Fake Juventus Replica Shirt FCTwo match reports, chocolately religion, MANAGER CHAT!!, Feeder, pumpkin beer, a Varnsdorf preview, the Athens of East Bohemia, a stroll down gilded passageways... and more!
0.00 - opening
2.30 - MANAGER CHAT!!
14.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.40 - Beer of the Podcast
28.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Hradec Králové
33.50 - FK Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka (MOL Cup)
38.35 - What's the deal with... Chrudim?
42.45 - MFK Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka
50.45 - Varnsdorf preview
57.35 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-10-101h 00
ZbrojovkastS2E6: An Absolute Clown CarThe Brno derby (aka The Battle of Šalingrad), Lukatan Magerović, a Finnish goalscoring tree, Uncle Vaněk, stompy acoustic folk, hedgehogs, extracting a man from his job at the Olomouc regional administration office, shouting, beers, and more!
0.00 - opening
1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň
7.40 - Inter Turku vs. IFK Mariehamn
12.50 - Hradec Králové (league) and Jablonec (cup) previews
18.20 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka
25.30 - What's the deal with... Jihlava?
32.15 - Zbrojovka Brno and the Pavel Šustr hokey-kokey
42.45 - Beer of the Podcast
45.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
52.50 - Chrudim preview
57.50 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-09-251h 00
ZbrojovkastS2E5: In Which Jakub Černin Fails to Buy MeatSalty beer, 'basically Poland', MOL Cup madness, a crap Dr. Zhivago, Brno derby name suggestions, Serbian plumbers, Eurovision and some football!
0.00 - opening
2.10 - Zbrojovka in the MOL Cup and vs. FK FC Football Club Fotbal Třinec Football Club FC
12.00 - So what's the deal with... Třinec?
16.05 - The Tale of Jakub Alexeiovich Černin
19.10 - Brno derby preview (Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň)
31.20 - Beer of the Podcast
36.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.05 - Vysočina Jihlava preview
58.00 - An English-language song sung in Czech2019-09-131h 01
ZbrojovkastS2E4: Friday Night (No) LightsFeaturing crime! Angry fans! Power cuts! Stoner rock! Sour raspberry! Marie and Pavel! Not going to Basically Poland! All this and football as well. We do spoil you.
0.00 - Intro
1.35 - HFK Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka
5.50 - Dukla Prague vs. Zbrojovka
17.10 - So what's the deal with... Prague?
22.35 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vítkovice
32.30 - Václav Bartoněk: crime and the city's solution
40.50 - Beer of the Podcast
43.45: - Odra Petřkovice and FK Fotbalový klub Football FC FK Fotbal Třinec FC previews
49.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
56.50 - An English-language song sung in Czech2019-08-281h 00
ZbrojovkastS2E3: Sound the Eismann Alarm!A jam-packed episode featuring a Dukla Prague away kit, a brand new section to replace Railway Station Jingles, a man being hit by a ball very hard indeed, the remnants of a dynasty, a glut of midfielders, nose beer, and some analysis and previews of football matches!
0.00 - opening; 2.30 - Baník Sokolov vs. Zbrojovka; 8.25 - "So what's the deal with... Sokolov?"; 13.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Ústí nad Labem; 23.30 - HFK Olomouc preview; 28.45 - Hot? Or Not?!; 43.10 - Dukla Prague preview; 49.50 - Beer of the Podcast; 53.50 - MFK Vítkovice preview; 58.50 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-08-141h 02
ZbrojovkastS2E2: Throwing Přichystal Under the BusEarly-season financial wallopings, tins from a petrol station in Vlašim, blaming no-one apart from those who get blamed, flower beer, chocolate puns, listener requests, "what is a penalty? This."... and more!
0.00 - opening; 2.45 - Cheese & Onion Vlašim vs. Zbrojovka; 15.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Pardubice; 24.30 - Baník Sokolov preview; 33.10 - Hot? Or Not?!; 41.35 - Beer of the Podcast; 47.15 - Ústí nad Labem preview; 53.50 - and English-language song sung in Czech2019-07-3158 min
ZbrojovkastS2E1: Explosions!We're back! Pre-season preambles featuring love for Le Giang, a Zikl/Halouska camera-sharing theory, Taxis!, a tribute to an 80 year old, badly-numbered goalkeepers, Scots in Dukla scarves, and more!
0.00 - opening; 3.10 pre-season report; 13.45 - the new teams in the FN:Liga and a preview of Rhubarb & Custard Vlaším vs. Zbrojovka; 28.25 - Hot? Or Not?!; 39.40 - Beer of the Podcast; 45.55 - Pardubice preview; 53.30 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-07-1656 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 19: A Meltdown in the Kitchenware Section of IkeaIt's the End of Season Awards + Your Personal Highlights of the Season! Picking over the corpse of the campaign, the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, a dabbing beer label, Caractacus Potts, Marek vs. egg, and more!
0.00 - opening; 3.05 - the End of Season Awards; 15.00 - a team update; 21.00 - Hot? Or Not?!; 30.05 - Beer of the Podcast; 35.50 - Where Are They Now?; 42.10 - Your personal highlights of the season; 50.20 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-06-1253 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 18: Magera, Boing, Eismann, Peanuts, RůsekDissecting Příbram (although not literally), Jirka the cyclist, a stolen quiz format, award requests, apricot beer, 500 Zbrojováci, a Willie Sandwich and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram; 12.50 - the fallout from the playoffs; 25.40 - a (delayed, ironically) railway station jingle; 28.20 - Hot? Or Not?!; 36.20 - a short, mainly stolen, game; 38.45 - Beer of the Podcast; 44.25 - Question Time; 46.35 - THE END OF SEASON AWARDS categories; 53.45 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-06-0456 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 17: Kdo Má Tričko? Not Zbrojovkast.A bonus episode speedily edited and hurled at you through the ether, featuring a remarkable escape, an outbreak of Simon & Garfunkel, the key to the City of Paisley, shirtless antics, a Lancastrian Slovak and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.20 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka; 7.55 - the relegation scrap and its outcome; 11.55 - a Přibram přeview; 19.50 - Question Time!; 24.50 - Beer of the Podcast; 28.35 - Hot? Or Not?!; 37.40 - outro and an English-language song sung in Czech2019-05-2842 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 17: Kdo Má Tričko? Not Zbrojovkast.A bonus episode speedily edited and hurled at you through the ether, featuring a remarkable escape, an outbreak of Simon & Garfunkel, the key to the City of Paisley, shirtless antics, a Lancastrian Slovak and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.20 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka; 7.55 - the relegation scrap and its outcome; 11.55 - a Přibram přeview; 19.50 - Question Time!; 24.50 - Beer of the Podcast; 28.35 - Hot? Or Not?!; 37.40 - outro and an English-language song sung in Czech2019-05-2842 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 16: Thumbless MickeyTwo games and a preview, dulcimers, free agents, goals! goals! goals!, Čech + Taylor = cringeworthy fun, David doesn't get 20,000kč for a car, Asamoah Gyan's retirement statement, and more!
0.00 - opening; 2.00 - Vitkovice vs. Zbrojovka; 10.30 - railway station jingle; 13.30 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Fotbal Třinec; 23.10 - how things stand league-wise; 30.40 - Hot? Or Not?! (feat. Petr Čech); 44.20 - Beer of the Podcast; 49.00 - the 2. Liga relegation scrap; 55.40 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka preview; 57.10 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-05-221h 00
ZbrojovkastEpisode 15: CheeseRussians, What Not To Wear - the Funeral Edition, Sam's cat voice, possible libel, Jirka Floder's glove-filling capabilities, further travels in the north-west, 400kč goulash, Beer of the Podcast, and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. 1.FC Znojmo; 10.45 - Baník Sokolov vs. Zbrojovka; 20.30 - Karlovy Vary, a visitor's guide; 26.10 - Hot? Or Not?!; 32.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Hradec Králové; 43.10 - Vítkovice preview; 47.20 - Beer of the Podcast; 51.40 - FK Fotbal Třinec preview; 57.25 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-05-0959 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 14: Diving Around and Yelling at PeopleLong distance away days, two (count 'em!) Beer of the Podcasts, Petr Švancara's massive arse, good klobása and an even better brewery, Start!, a plea for an American, "cheering like they won the Bundesliga" and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.30 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Pardubice; 10.50 - Zbrojovka vs. SC Znojmo preview; 16.20 - a visit to TJ Start Brno; 19.40 - FK Varnsdorf vs. Zbrojovka; 28.40 - Beer of the Podcast, part 1; 32.40 - Hot? Or Not?!; 45.20 - Baník Sokolov & Hradec Králove previews; 51.00 - Beer of the Podcast, part 2; 56.40 - an English-language song sung in Czech.2019-04-251h 00
ZbrojovkastEpisode 13: A Pound Shop GuardiolaAn abundance of Koreans, Sam vs. Sparta's social media team, very few goals, non-league clogger appreciation, Paul Robeson and more.
0.00 - opening; 2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov; 9.20 - MAS Táborsko preview and some excuses for not going; 19.15 - railway station jingle; 22.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Ústí nad Labem; 33.30 - Hot? Or Not?!; 43.20 - FK Pardubice preview; 52.00 - Beer of the Podcast; 57.00 - a Czech song sung in English and Czech2019-04-1259 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 12: All Meat, No VegetablesA packed episode, including a polka (by a castle, on a road), the return of both Railway Station Jingles AND Vrabec Review, badly-pronounced Turkish words, a burger disappointment, David's fear of Chomps, and some football stuff as well!
0.00 - opening; 1.40 - England vs. the Czech Rep.; 9.40 - ČB railway station jingle; 11.25 - Dynamo České Budějovice vs. Zbrojovka; 21.00 - ČB, a visitor's guide; 23.50 - Vrabec Review; 25.10 - SK Prostějov preview; 34.00 - Hot? Or Not?!; 37.20 - Beer of the Podcast; 41.15 - FK Ústí nad Labem preview; 51.40 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-03-2854 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 11: Peter Štepanovský's Magic HaircutBrno's finest Specials tribute act, six-goal mania, Jan Hus and the like, Goethe's hoppy lover, a man from Burnley, and more!
0.00 - opening; 1.20 - Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka; 11.30 - Hot? Or Not?!; 21.00 - Dan Statham interview; 26.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov; 33.15 - Beer of the Podcast; 37.50 - České Budějovice preview; 49.05 - Outro, and an English-language song sung in Czech2019-03-1453 min
ZbrojovkastWinter Special 5: Football's (Almost) Back, Baby!After a long winter watching the Premier League (urgh), real football's almost back! We assess the state of play in the top two leagues, play Hot or Not, preview our next fixtures, and David sings a Chrudim-based cover of a Flaming Lips song. We do spoil you, don't we?
0.00 - opening; 1.40 - Looking back at the winter friendlies; 8.15 - Hot? Or Not?!; 18.45 - Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka preview; 29.54 - Beer of the Podcast; 32.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov preview; 41.10 - the overall state of play and some predictions; 58.00 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-02-271h 01
ZbrojovkastWinter Special 4: The '62 and '76 FinalsCzechoslovakia made it to both the final of the 1962 World Cup and the final of the 1976 European Championships; here we look in-depth at both, as well as a bit on Antonin Panenka. Who were SONP Kladno? What's with all the Slovaks? Is 8kč beer any good? Is this the way to Amarildo? And what is a Slovnaft anyway? All this, and some.
0.00 - opening; 2.00 - Background to the 1962 tournament; 13.05 - the '62 Final (vs. Brazil); 21.38 - Czechoslovakia vs. the Netherlands, 1976; 32.20 - the '76 Final (vs. West Germany); 41.48 - Antonin Panenka profile; 47.48 - Beer of the Podcast; 53.31 - Zbrojovka update; 1.04.10 - a...2019-02-131h 06
ZbrojovkastWinter Special 3: Zbrojovka, Europe and the Scottish ConnectionWhat was the Inter-City Fairs Cup? Who is David Shrigley? What connects John le Carre to Brno? Is David Vaněček simply a "lanky streak of piss"? (Yes). The answers to all these questions - and others! - in Winter Special number three.
0.00 - opening; 2.50 - Zbrojovka in Malta; 12.15 - the Inter-City Fairs Cup explained and the Zbrojovka identity mystery; 24.30 - Introducing Partick Thistle and some idle mascot chatter; 29.35 - Match report: Partick Thistle vs. Spartak Brno; 32.45 - Fairs Cup round-up, How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Drawn Game? and John Le Carre trivia; 44.10 - Beer of the Po...2019-01-3055 min
ZbrojovkastWinter Special 2: The Czechs at Euro 2004Euro 2004, the tournament that got away. Examining a fantastic squad and going in-depth on a couple of games. Plus Beer of the Podcast, the TipSport Winter League and other blah.
0.00 - opening; 2.15 - an introduction to Euro 2004; 10.05 - examining the Netherlands vs. the Czech Republic; 34.08 - Greece vs. the Czech Republic and the importance of the 2003 UEFA Cup Final; 43.00 - Beer of the Podcast; 47.15 - Zbrojovka vs. 1.SC Znojmo (TipSport Zimni Liga); 55.50 - an English-language song sung in Czech2019-01-0959 min
ZbrojovkastWinter Special 1: The LeaguesA look at the 1. Liga, the 2. Liga and a bit of the MSFL. Structure, promotion, relegation, ownership and some more bits and pieces.
0.00 - opening; 1.35 - 1. Liga structure and current form in Europe; 12.50 - Sparta, Slavia, and the myth of money-throwing; 24.57 - Viktoria & Banik: think locally, compete globally?; 33.12 - Zbrojovka update; 38.53 - Beer of the Podcast; 41.48 - 2. Liga & MSFL half-term report; 56.59 - an English-language song sung in Czech2018-12-131h 00
ZbrojovkastEpisode 10: Live! From a Beach in BarbadosTwo games and a half-term report, kebab tomfoolery, the Alois Hýčka operatic society, Amish Cymbal Man feat. Soldier Child, a BMX track near Poland and more!
0.00 - opening; 2.00 - Třínec vs. Zbrojovka; 11.27 railway jingle; 14.10 - an Elke-less friendly vs. St. Pölten; 16.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Bill and Ted Vlašim; 26.05 - Shanks and Bigfoot Vlašim HT report; 37.28 - Beer of the Podcast; 44.50 - Half Term Report; 1.05.00 - an English language song in Czech.2018-11-281h 08
ZbrojovkastEpisode 9: Hmm... needs more sockTwo games, two previews, a Chet Atkins tribute, "crackling! It came with crackling!", a lost Hungarian, Nelly Furtado, disappointment from Nová Paka and Lego knights.
0.00 - opening; 5.02 - Hradec Králove; 20.33 - Hradec station jingle; 22.41 - Fotbalový klub Fotbal Třínec preview; 34.10 - MFK Vítovice; 50.45 - Beer of the Podcast + bonus Chet Atkins; ___ & ___ Vlaším preview; 1.03.58 - outro: a Czech version of an English-language song2018-11-071h 07
ZbrojovkastEpisode 8: A horse put in charge of a bicycleA windswept 0-0 against some mining village or other, Republica, Grolsch-top memories, Hradec Kralove and Vitkovice previews, Sam's dad, Pavel-based optimism and more!
0.00 - opening and a listener request; 3.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Banik Sokolov; 6.45 - Sokolov HT report and more; 15.53 - Hradec Kralove preview; 27.58 - Beer of the Podcast; 36.50 - Vitkovice preview; 49.08 - an English-language song sung in Czech (outro)2018-10-2453 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 7: Hit by a well-aimed till rollA James Richardson impersonation, "the Pickle Boys", double beer-of-the-podcast, a lucky Austrian, Tynecastle memories, and some non-Australian singing.
0.00 - opening; 6.17 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec; 14.36 - Beer of the Podcast one and a trip to Hamburg; 19.03 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsdorf; 19.19 - SC Znojmo vs. Zbrojovka; 34.22 - Beer of the Podcast two; 38.46 - Banik Sokolov preview; 52.35 - an English language song sung in Czech (outro)2018-10-1056 min
ZbrojovkastEpisode 6: Less a corridor, more a gulfListen! Download! Enjoy! We go to Pardubice, there's a quick game of "peacock or pheasant", the Brno version of the Beckham-Neville dynamic, a glass of porter, an editorial apology... and some football!2018-09-261h 08
ZbrojovkastEpisode 5: 11 railway lines and a goods yard.A trip to the North Bohemia Brown Coal Basin, double Beer-of-the-Podcast, a one-man jug band and some football jabber. It's all here!2018-09-141h 02
ZbrojovkastEpisode 4: Listener, he drank itFeaturing managerial sacking, a shocked reaction to a bottle of Kanec, a Simpsons singalong and an actual victory in an actual game of football.2018-08-291h 02
ZbrojovkastEpisode 3: Sam's indie credentialsChrudim and Viktoria Žižkov, more railway station jingles, raging at the Czech FA, a non-vrabec vrabec review, previewing Česke Budějovice and Prostějov... and some other stuff. Enjoy!2018-08-161h 02
ZbrojovkastEpisode 2: In which mic complacency leads to echoIn a badly recorded episode (sorry, we'll do better next time!), we look at Zbrojovka's first two games, at home to Jihlava and away to (insert famous duo) Vlašim. We also preview home to Chrudim later on the evening of recording and the following weekend's trip to the bright lights of Prague and the weird scaffolding of Viktoria Žižkov. Plus Aberdeen vs. Rangers gets a frustrated exhaling of breath, as does Coventry - Scunthorpe.2018-08-0956 minZbrojovkastEpisode 1: Stumbling over at key momentsA 2018/19 preview episode. What and where is Brno, who the club is and how it's in this state, new signings and old faces, coughing, and a railway station jingle.2018-07-2053 min