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Lez Get FreakyChapter 22/A Robot Without PersonalityNo best, but better! Greetings from 3 different time zones! Hannah (aka Robert) is thousands of miles away and Mabon is fed up with Erika’s screeches. Sarah’s nostril collapses under the pressure of looking so damn good as Zoë’s nose disappears altogether in preparation for her star turn as He Who Shall Not Be Named. AVADA KEDAVRA!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27Zoë: @triflingzoeSarah: @saremanuelMorgan: 2022-01-221h 01Lez Get FreakyChapter 21/Off The RailsSend help!It’s another episode of Lez Get Freaky and absolutely no one is doing well. Hannah and Erika are masked and miserable, Sarah pairs whiskey with steroids and hacks up a lung, and Zoë is a weepy puddle after spending the day with her hero. Nevertheless, we power through another chapter of Cirque du Freak with Erika steering us bravely through! And for the record, Darren Shan is a July Cancer.🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social me...2022-01-081h 04Lez Get FreakyChapter 20/Jellicle RatsStrike! On this week’s LGF, Hannah paraphrases a full fortnight of pages as Erika allows us to peek into the deep recesses of her mind. Morgan slips effortlessly back into his own pants and manages to bleep out each of Sarah’s several references to p*st str*ct*r*l*sm, and Zoë shares her mother’s wisdom and a fun panty surprise. Enjoy the episode, just promise you won’t disturb me while I show Steve how to play my flute, k?🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika...2021-12-311h 04Lez Get FreakyChapter 19/Lass Uns AusflippenHammy Holidays! It’s Christmas Eve and the ladies are back with an exciting new chapter of everyone’s favorite Christmas story: Cirque Du Freak! This week, we discover that Sarah Emanuel, PhD., lacks basic reading comprehension skills while Zoë calls out the sexism of the so-called Platinum Gays, Hannah whips out her summer sausage, and Erika enjoys her Christmas ham alone. So take a seat, give your butt-arms a rest, and settle in for another episode of Lez Get Freaky! 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat...2021-12-251h 19Lez Get FreakyChapter 18/Spider Cat & Good HamHONEY, WE'RE HOOOOOME! A whole month later, the gals are back and better than ever, equipped with new cars, new therapists, and entirely new faces! Zoë leads the chapter and defends Darren’s questionably Irish pizza preferences. Erika takes us to Carol’s Butterfly Garden as Hannah commits a true act of bravery by confronting her dumbest fear. And Sarah thinks that what she would think would be happening would have happened if it were going to happen, but it doesn’t happen! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTY!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit E...2021-12-111h 04Lez Get FreakyChapter 17/Train Mayo: A Living NightmareDon’t flush! After a 3 week hiatus, the gang is back with a fresh new chapter to dissect. Erika tells us all about Samhain and does a spot-on impression of a 12-year-old boy (not at the same time). Sarah, recovering from her nasal circumcision, introduces mayonnaise to the Pauline epistles. And Zoë and Hannah introduce us to The Man, a terrifying half-human they invented as children. Oh and P.S. this is definitely not Steve.🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like so...2021-11-051h 06Lez Get FreakyChapter 16/Vamps vs. HumesLez be honest... It was only a matter of time before we wasted 10 minutes discussing our menstrual cycles on the air! But don't worry, there's so much more. Erika's body may be a wonderland, but her brain is a thesaurus. Sarah addresses her internal biases towards stamp collection but her nose won't stop mansplaining to Zoë. And Hannah gets way too worked up about the logistics of telepathy. Come back next week to see if we've turned into a Squid Game fan podcast. So much for the wisdom of grown-ups!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !2021-10-151h 06Lez Get FreakyCirquetober "Mini"-sode!Four oh Ford!With Morgan and Sarah preoccupied by their “careers” and “obligations,” Zoë, Hannah, and Erika are on their own this week with another not-so-mini-sode! We’ll get to chapter 16 next time, but for now, sweet Vampians, we hope you enjoy our ramblings on food poisoning, cis-heteros in queer spaces, and of course, Halloween costumes! But you best listen hard, now, or Old Linda might come a-knockin’!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27...2021-10-0151 minLez Get FreakyChapter 15/Bang Your Head Against The WallBut what will the editor think?!Morgan is finally back in his own pants and it's time to get freaky! Sarah, our resident professor, delivers a perspectival recap of Chapter 15 and catches a fly in mid-air. Erika entertains us with spooky snorts and snarls, but Hannah gets booted from the pod for dropping spoilers. And Zoë? Well, she falls asleep at the end. As Mr. C always says, it's a horrible life!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media t...2021-09-181h 05Lez Get FreakyChapter 14/F Me? F F U!Brand spankin' new!After a late-night deep-dive into copyright law, the ladies are back this week with an ALL NEW FORMAT! That's right, folks: in an effort to keep things interesting and not get sued, we are switching things up from here on out. Hannah gets a snake boy for a stripper, Erika takes over the soundboard, Sarah brings up Revelation again, and, as per our new format, Zoë paraphrases the next chapter of Darren Shan's autobiographical saga in excruciating detail. And best of all? The vampires have finally arrived!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypo...2021-09-0359 minLez Get FreakyChapter 13/Perfectly MorganJust like at 54 Below!Another Friday, another gut-wrenching episode where the ladies dissect the exquisite text that is Cirque du Freak. Both couples touch skeletons by way of teeth. Erika performs a transformational character interpretation. The girls take a trip to an exclamation park (!). Hannah’s goose-looking friend steals from a bodega. Sarah is stoned. And Zoe’s Morgan-pants look absolutely stunning on her. Tune in next week for a slightly different but just as chaotic format on your favorite pod!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Eri...2021-08-201h 04Lez Get FreakyFriday the 13th "Mini"-sode!Boo! Happy Friday the 13th! We *definitely* recorded this synchronously and not separately at two different times as it may seem...SPOOKY! Get to know the ladies of LGF in this...uh..."mini?!?"-sode. Sarah takes an ill-planned trip to Turkey, Zoë and Erika have the same favorite movie, and Hannah makes an interesting first impression at her new school. It was so fun all being together to record this mini-sode! Yay Friday the 13th! 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us...2021-08-1443 minLez Get FreakyChapter 12/The Panic! Capital of the WorldBetter late than never!The gals are back on this Freaky Monday (🤷🏻♀️) with another chaotic episode sans Morgan. Our story hits too close to home this week as Hannah and Erika have a real-life encounter with a black widow spider! Meanwhile, Zoë is forced to defend her Tina Fey and Amy Poehler "action figures" as Sarah survives a risky facial piercing in the midst of the Rapture. And somehow, Cirque Du Freak turns into the Sound of Music? Come throb with us!🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on...2021-08-101h 03Lez Get FreakyChapter 10 & 11/Alexander McRibY’all - this episode is historic. To start, Hannah blatantly says no to being Zoë’s maid of honor after 20+ years of friendship. The ladies name their fan base “Vampians” and discuss sucking up and spitting out a load. Hannah explains upside-down faces. Erika rewrites the lyrics to “Ridin’ Dirty.” There are minions galore. Sarah gets robbed… again. And to quote Hannah, “the single first important thing” finally happens in the book. It’s a big week for us.🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For meditation classes and words of wisdom, visit Steph on IG @tartukrabbi !2021-07-231h 08Lez Get FreakyChapter 9/Our First GuestWe’ve got a guest!Although they’ve yet to listen to even one episode, a dear friend of the pod, Steph Seiden, joins us this week to validate just how cringey Darren Shan’s choice of words can be. Zoë apologizes…profusely. Sarah officially becomes our dramaturg. Erika forgets Hannah’s name. Steph cannot stop crying. And Hannah gets a handful of grade-A cocaine from a random man at a bar! 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For meditation classes and words of wisdom, visit Steph on IG @tartukrabbi !For yoga classes and tarot readings...2021-07-091h 06Lez Get FreakyChapter 8/Erika Craves HannahMaybe it was both of us?We’re back this week with an even more chaotic episode! Our thousands of fans are dying to know what actually happens in this book, and trust me - we’re getting there. We make it to the circus. Zoë finds a low-budget sound board and keeps the ladies on track. Sarah finds out she’s queer through her obsession with Wicked. Hannah shaves off her knees. And to finish it off, Erika does a short but sweet Tarot card reading. 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yo...2021-06-251h 05Lez Get FreakyChapter 7/Inherently and Specifically IronicIt’s Pride Month, and that means you’re homophobic if you’re still not listening to the pod!Kidding. But this week we’re saying “goodbye” to exposition and “hello” to plot. The ladies breakdown their filler words, Sarah gets robbed and doesn’t cry, Zoë goes to specifically Ecuador, and Erika somehow knows more about Judaism than the three Jews in the studio. Update: still no vampires.🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah...2021-06-111h 04Lez Get FreakyChapters 5 & 6/Zoë Lays A BreastYes and no?!?!?Your favorite gaggle of queer ladies sober up and return to power through the next two chapters of Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan. Sarah discusses postcoloniality, Erika and Hannah chew gnocchi into the mic, Zoë demonstrates a French inhale, and absolutely no one wears a bra! There are vampires in this book, we promise. Just not yet.🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27Zoë: @tri...2021-06-0453 minLez Get FreakyChapter 4/Erika Forgot How to ReadAre we cheugy? Oops, we got a little too drunk for this one. The foursome of queer women (Erika, Hannah, Sarah, and Zoë) talk about their Hogwarts houses, the Dad Patriarchy, and Chuck E Cheese birthday parties. They also read chapter 4 of Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan. 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27Zoë: @triflingzoeSarah: @saremanuelMorgan: @morganblanchard2021-05-2857 minLez Get FreakyIntro & Chapter 1/How Long Does a Spider Live?And what is a noun?!? Zoë and Hannah have been best friends since Kindergarten and obsessed with the young adult vampire series Cirque Du Freak since middle school. Now, they're both queer and want to introduce their partners to Darren Shan's 12-book saga. It's your favorite queer boozy book club: Lez Get Freaky! 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27Zoë: @triflingzoeSarah: @saremanuelMorgan: @morganblanchard2021-05-2858 minLez Get FreakyChapters 2 & 3/Mr. Dalton is CreepyWhat is a cult?Zoë, Hannah, Sarah, and Erika read, discuss, and drink their way through chapters 3 and 4 of Darren Shan's 12-book saga, Cirque du Freak. Forrest Gump makes a cameo, Hannah tells a story about role-playing with Zoë in school, and Mrs. Leonard is planning her escape. CW: Discussion of sexual trauma. 🧛♀️🎪🧛♀️Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !And the rest of us like social media too!Hannah: @hannahcl27Zoë: @triflingzoeSarah: @saremanuelMorgan: @m2021-05-281h 00