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The Wipeout WeeklyShark Week is here, and this podcast is now shark-infestedIt’s Shark Week, baby! 🦈 And we’re diving headfirst into the wild, weird, and occasionally terrifying relationship between surfers and sharks. From the 50th anniversary of Jaws to the surprisingly chill shark scene in the UK, we talk about why most sharks couldn’t care less about you—and why one great white off Stinson Beach definitely did. Zuz reflects on her shark-free surf beginnings in Wales and North Devon, the mellow “filter feeders” off the coast of Cornwall, and her move to Northern California’s infamous Red Triangle, home to one of the sharkiest surf spots in the U.S...2025-07-2106 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: Jade Darmawangsa doesn't need your permission to surf PipelineWhat do you do when you fall in love with surfing… and absolutely refuse to quit? In today’s episode, Zuz chats with Jade—self-taught surfer, YouTube creator, and accidental waxing-video legend—about the messy, magical path from foamie to shortboard. We talk surf camps, heartbreak-fueled ambition, scary dads in the lineup, bouncing back from injuries, trolls, and what it’s like to paddle out at Pipeline with 25 people filming (some uninvited). It’s about progress that’s not always pretty, confidence that comes in waves, and gaslighting yourself—in a good way. If you’ve ever questioned...2025-06-2342 min
The Wipeout WeeklyAlmost a certain age: How Toyo found surfing at 46, friendship & Salt Water DivasSome people discover surfing by accident. Others seek it out with purpose. And a few—like Toyo—find it when everything else in life feels like it's falling apart. In this inspiring episode, we meet Toyo: a Japanese-American flight attendant, mother of three, and late-start surfer who paddled out for the first time at 46. After a lifetime of watching from the shore, dealing with exclusion, caretaking, and living across coasts, she finally found her peace in the waves. Toyo didn’t just learn to surf—she started a community. Salt Water Divas, her beginner surf group fo...2025-06-2004 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThurso East: Scotland’s PipelineBack from the land of haggis and haunted castles, let’s talk about one of the gnarliest surf spots in the North Atlantic: Thurso East. It’s cold. It’s hollow. It’s Scotland’s answer to Pipeline — if Pipeline wore a kilt and made you wear 5mm of neoprene. In this episode, we take a look at Thurso’s icy barrels, castle views, unpredictable swells, and why it’s not exactly a beginner-friendly destination (unless your idea of fun includes windburn and ruined boots). Also: a brief lament on the years I spent living nearby without surfing. Tragic.2025-06-1804 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfer’s Eye: The gross eye thing you should definitely know aboutAnother day, another weird thing surfing can do to your body! Today we’re talking about Surfer’s Eye — aka pterygium — the fleshy little eye growth you didn’t ask for. It’s not contagious, it’s not a tumor, but it is weirdly common if you surf a lot without eye protection. We’ll explain what it is, what it looks like, how it happens, and what you can do to avoid getting it. Because nothing kills the surf stoke like burning eyeballs and the word “surgery.”2025-06-1704 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: On building the confidence muscle and why midlife is the perfect time to start surfing with Inessa LoveInessa Love started surfing at 50—and it changed everything. In this conversation, she and Zuz talk about the slow burn of falling in love with surfing, being told she didn’t belong in the lineup, and how that moment led to a global community of older women surfers. They unpack what it means to build the “confidence muscle,” why surfing isn’t just a sport but a mindset shift, and how Inessa’s academic research is helping redefine what aging looks like in the water. From Reiki rituals to foamy board love, this episode is full of honesty, emp...2025-06-1658 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe girl board that changed surfing foreverBefore shortboards ruled the lineup, something radical happened at Malibu in the summer of 1950—thanks to a teenage girl named Vicki Flaxman and her custom “girl board.” In this episode, we trace how a lighter balsa board, some curious beach dudes, and a well-timed cutback helped shift surfing from straight-line cruising to performance turns. It’s a story of innovation, gender, and the moment surfing style started to change forever. Oh, and yes—revenge, breakups, and stolen boards are all part of the plot.2025-06-1504 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe lineup’s not crowded (yet): Surfing Plage de Yoff for beginnersIn this episode, we travel to Dakar, Senegal, to explore one of West Africa’s most beginner-friendly surf breaks. Plage de Yoff offers warm water, soft beach break waves, and a low-key surf scene perfect for first-timers and progressing surfers. We’ll cover what the waves are like, when to go, what to wear, and why this under-the-radar gem should be on your surf trip shortlist. Bonus: you’ll learn how to dodge fishing nets, not reef cuts.2025-06-1404 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhaaat, no smiling in the lineup?—A brief history of surf aggroSurfing: it’s all salty air, soul turns, and high vibes… until someone threatens to kill you in the lineup. 😬 In this episode, we’re diving deep into the nastiest part of surf culture—surf aggro. From parking lot punch-ups to ancient Hawaiian blood feuds (yep, that happened), we’re unpacking why such a blissful sport can bring out the worst in people. Who gets the brunt of it? Beginners, women, and—apparently—the dreaded intermediates. We also ask the big questions: Is surf rage ever justified? And what should you do if it happens to you? P...2025-06-1305 min
The Wipeout WeeklyCorduroy: From Eddie Vedder to epic swell linesThe waiting drove me mad. You're finally here and I'm a mess. That’s a lyric from Pearl Jam’s Corduroy, inspired by Eddie Vedder’s famously worn thrift-store jacket. But today, we’re not talking about 90s grunge fashion—or are we? In surf speak, “corduroy” is pure poetry: a series of dreamy, evenly spaced swell lines rolling toward shore like velvet ribs from a high vantage point. In this episode, we unpack what causes those mesmerizing corduroy lines, why they signal great surf, and how distant storms thousands of miles away gift us the cleanest waves on Earth...2025-06-1203 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing 101: Ten reasons you’ll hate surfing—and still do it anywayBefore you fall in love with surfing, you should probably know the truth. In this episode, we ask the question no one ever seems to ask before their first surf lesson: Is surfing actually for me? Spoiler: it might not be. We talk about the emotional rollercoaster of learning to surf, the injuries, the cost, the localism, the stink eyes, and the endless learning curve that makes you question every life decision—until that one wave makes it all worth it. Whether you’re thinking of trying surfing, are already in too deep, or just...2025-06-1106 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe polite surfer of O‘ahu: Shantal's storyThe surfer girl stories are back—and today we’re headed to Hawai‘i to meet Shantal, a Canadian transplant turned longboard devotee living on O‘ahu. She shares how surfing helped her build confidence, make deep friendships, and discover her love of mellow waves, cross-stepping, and the gentle art of cheering for your friends. From lineup jitters to dream boards and an upcoming surf retreat in Mexico, Shantal is the reminder we all need that kindness belongs in the lineup—and that surf joy multiplies when you share it.2025-06-1008 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe Kook origin story—it's complicatedWelcome to kookery class! In this episode, we unpack the surprisingly complicated origin of “kook,” one of surfing’s most beloved insults. Is it beatnik slang for “crazy”? Or does it come from the Hawaiian word for… well, poo? From Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz’s outdoor toilet at San Onofre to Wilbur Kookmeyer cartoons, kookboxes, and the infamous Cardiff Kook statue—this one’s got history, language, and a whole lot of surfer side-eye. And no, I will never write “how to avoid being a kook.” Promise.2025-06-0904 min
The Wipeout WeeklyEddie would goEddie would go. You’ve heard the phrase. Maybe you’ve shouted it at a mate or seen it scrawled across a T-shirt. But who was Eddie Aikau—and what does this iconic bit of surf culture actually mean? In this episode, we dive into the life and legend of Eddie Aikau, the fearless Hawaiian lifeguard and big wave surfer who inspired generations with his courage, heart, and sacrifice. From his heroic rescues at Waimea Bay to the fateful voyage of the Hōkūleʻa, we explore how “Eddie would go” became more than a saying—it became a sta...2025-06-0803 min
The Wipeout WeeklyPura vida on a foamie: Nosara 101This week we’re back in Costa Rica to spotlight one of the most beginner-friendly surf towns on the planet—Nosara. Home to Playa Guiones, mellow waves, and laid-back vibes, Nosara is the kind of place where learning to surf feels like a vacation, not a battle. In this episode, we break down what makes Guiones so magical for new surfers, when to go, what to bring, and how to spend your off-board time (spoiler: there will be yoga and cocktails). Whether you’re planning your first surf trip or just dreaming of long rides and warm water, this one’s...2025-06-0703 min
The Wipeout WeeklyTrust your gut when surfing (even if it’s saying nope)This one’s for every surfer who’s ever sat on the shoulder, watched a set roll through, and thought: Nope. In today’s episode, we talk about why that nope might actually be your greatest strength. Because sometimes hesitation isn’t fear—it’s wisdom. From wipeout anxiety to a cautionary tale involving gliders, ditches, and one very lucky landing, this is your reminder that trusting your gut isn’t cowardice—it’s smart surfing. Let fear protect you while you build the skills to surf like the fearless version of you (coming soon).2025-06-0603 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing at 50: Inessa’s Sassy Silver surf storyHere’s to the sassy and silver surfers who prove that it’s never too late to fall in love with surfing. In this episode, we meet Inessa, who took her first lesson just a month before turning 50—and found a whole new identity in the waves of Hawai’i. From pearling every other wave to founding a global surf community for women over 50, Inessa’s journey is about courage, reinvention, and finding unexpected joy on a board. If you’ve ever wondered if it’s too late to start surfing—this one’s for you. 🏄♀️ Follow her...2025-06-0505 min
The Wipeout WeeklySecrets of the pro pop-Up: What we can actually stealIt’s pop-up Wednesday, and we’re stealing secrets from the pros—frame by frame. In this episode, we break down what pro surfers actually do when they pop up (hint: it’s not all the same). From hand placement to foot sequencing and even Kelly Slater’s flutter kick, we’re diving into slow-mo analysis at the Surf Ranch to see what beginners like us can learn. If you’ve ever wondered why your pop-up feels like a car crash while theirs looks like ballet, this one’s for you. No knees allowed.2025-06-0405 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBuying a used board like a total proReady to ditch the Costco foamie and snag your first real surfboard? Before you hit up Facebook Marketplace or haggle at a garage sale, listen to this. In this episode, we break down everything you need to know before buying a second-hand board—what to check, what to avoid, and why some foamies are secretly cursed. From delam to dodgy repairs, this is your no-nonsense guide to getting a good deal without getting ripped off. Bonus: a whole section on how to vet used foam boards (because they’re a different beast entirely).2025-06-0308 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBottoms up: The underrated power of the bottom turnWord of the week is… Bottom. Yes, we went there. But we’re actually talking about the bottom turn—the move that makes or breaks your ride. In this episode, we cover what it is, why it matters, and how to start doing it on purpose. Spoiler: you’re probably already doing it, just without knowing it. Let’s fix that. Plus, a tiny history lesson on when surfers started turning instead of just trimming straight to the beach.2025-06-0203 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe North Shore for non-localsHeard of the North Shore but not sure what it actually is—or whether beginners like us belong there? In this short intro episode, we give you the lowdown on Hawai‘i’s most iconic surf zone: the 7-mile miracle. From Pipeline to Puaʻena Point, we cover where the pros surf, where beginners might sneak in a session, and why the North Shore is equal parts epic and intimidating. Also: what the heck is a Hawaiian scale and should you be scared of it? Let’s find out.2025-06-0104 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBeginner surfing in Siargao: Jacking Horse, PhilippinesWarm water, reef breaks that don’t bite, and a view of Cloud 9 just a paddle away? Yes, please. This week’s surf spot of the week is Jacking Horse, a beginner-friendly wave on Siargao Island in the Philippines. We cover where it is, why it’s perfect for foamies, how it got its name (spoiler: bucking waves), and what to do when you’re not paddling out. If you’ve ever dreamed of a tropical surf trip that’s solo-friendly, affordable, and way less scary than it sounds, this one’s for you.2025-05-3104 min
The Wipeout WeeklyAbout Kyla—the girl who surfed before she could walkShe stood on a board before she could walk—and never looked back. Meet Kyla, a lifelong surfer, daughter of a surf school founder, and the force behind Surfin Fire’s Oceanside Pier location. In this episode, we talk about what it’s like to grow up surfing, how she’s building a powerful women’s surf community, and why confidence in the lineup is everything. From self-doubt to Indo dream trips, Kyla’s story is one of joy, grit, and giving back—plus she shares her favorite boards, coaching tips, and why Nicaragua has her heart.2025-05-3004 min
The Wipeout WeeklyTo watch or not to watch? Surfing with an Apple WatchThis week we’re diving into one of the most divisive questions in beginner surf circles: to wear or not to wear an Apple Watch in the lineup. From SOS lifesavers and surf stat trackers to saltwater meltdowns and lost gadgets, we unpack real surfer stories and debate whether the convenience is worth the risk. Also, find out what ADT alarms, cats, and surf beers have to do with it. Spoiler: more than you think.2025-05-2906 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhy the f am I slipping off my board?!Slipping off your board for no good reason? You’re not alone. In today’s episode, we dive into the real reasons why beginner (and even intermediate) surfers find themselves sliding around like they’re on a greased watermelon. From slippery foamies and sunscreen mishaps to bad board positioning and core disconnect, we break down every possible culprit—and how to fix it. If you’ve ever shouted “Why the f am I sliding off?!” mid-session, this one’s for you.2025-05-2804 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing with anxiety: the stuff surfers don't talk aboutYou're standing on the beach, board in hand, perfect waves rolling in… and suddenly your chest tightens. Fear creeps in. Shouldn’t this be fun? In today’s episode, we talk about something rarely acknowledged in surf culture—surfing with anxiety. Whether it’s fear of judgment, feeling unsafe, or just the overwhelming vastness of the ocean, you’re not alone. We share real stories, triggers, and advice from surfers who’ve been there.2025-05-2706 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhat the hell is the pocket (and why you should stay in it)Ever heard a surfer say, “Stay in the pocket,” and wondered if they meant their board shorts? In today’s episode, we unpack what “the pocket” means in surfing, where the phrase may have come from, and why it’s one of the most important—and misunderstood—concepts for beginner surfers. It’s not just a spot on the wave; it’s the key to speed, flow, and riding with the wave’s energy instead of fighting it.2025-05-2603 min
The Wipeout WeeklyJust watching, thanks: A beginner’s obsession with big wave surfingCurious how big wave surfing began? Or what even counts as a "big" wave? In this episode, we dive (not literally) into the origins of big wave riding—from ancient Hawai‘i to the pioneers of the 1930s, to Laird Hamilton’s tow-in era at Jaws. Learn why competitions like The Eddie only run under mythical conditions, how Mavericks became a proving ground, and why big wave riding is as much about obsession as it is about bravery. Plus, find out the current world records for biggest waves surfed (spoiler: they’re monstrous).2025-05-2505 min
The Wipeout WeeklyByron Bay 101: The Aussie surf town that has it allThis week’s surf spot spotlight takes us to Byron Bay, Australia—a dreamy, sun-soaked town that’s equal parts surf haven and wellness retreat. Once a quiet fishing village (yep, another one), Byron is now a vibrant surf destination packed with mellow waves, boho vibes, and more longboards than you can count. We break down where beginners should paddle out, what to watch for at The Pass, and why Byron Bay is perfect for solo surf travel—bluebottles and all.2025-05-2404 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhy do experienced surfers hate beginners?Why do some experienced surfers hate beginners? We’ve all felt the vibe—side-eyes in the lineup, snarky comments, or worse. In this episode, we dive into the strange divide between crusties and kooks, and unpack everything from safety concerns and surf hierarchy to toxic masculinity and wave scarcity. Spoiler: it’s not always about etiquette. Sometimes, it’s just ego. But we also share what beginners can do to hold their own—and how to keep progressing without the drama.2025-05-2307 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHow arctic surfing (and a sandwich-snatching eagle) shaped Freia’s passion for boardsportsWhat do Japan, Iceland, and a stolen sandwich have in common? Freia. In this episode, we meet 25-year-old filmmaker and Arctic surfer Freia, whose unlikely surf journey started on a family vacation in Japan and eventually led her to the freezing lineups of Reykjavík. We talk about her first surf (and first eagle encounter), why she made a documentary about women in boardsports, and the quiet pressures female surfers still face in a male-dominated scene. From Hoddevika to equal pay in surf comps—this one’s a joy.2025-05-2205 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhy is getting out the back so bloody hard? (and how to actually do it)You’ve outgrown the whitewash—go you! But now you’re spending 25 minutes getting slammed by wave after wave, and the lineup still feels a mile away. In this episode, we break down why getting “out the back” is one of the hardest parts of beginner surfing—and how to actually get there without losing your board, your breath, or your will to surf. Turtle rolls, timing, channels, and the long, slow battle of building confidence. You belong out there. Let’s get you there.2025-05-2104 min
The Wipeout WeeklyShould you get a surf lesson or just buy a board?Thinking about buying your first board? Hold up. Before you drop cash on gear, let’s talk about surf lessons—and why they might be the smarter first move. In this episode, we break down when a lesson is absolutely worth it, when coaching can help you level up fast, and how to avoid the overpriced traps. Whether you’re brand new or stuck in a whitewater rut, this is your shortcut to smarter (and safer) progression. No fluff, just real talk from someone who’s been there.2025-05-2006 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHang Ten: The most beautiful move in surfingWouldn't it be nice to Hang Ten one day? In this episode, we unpack the origins and legacy of one of surfing’s most iconic maneuvers. From Dale Velzy’s legendary nose-walk at Manhattan Beach in the 1950s to the rise (and fall) of noseriding’s golden era, we trace how hanging all ten toes over the nose became the holy grail of longboarding. We’ll also touch on the gear, wave conditions, and style required to even attempt this dance with the sea. Spoiler: it’s harder than it looks—and totally worth dreaming about.2025-05-1903 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing got expensive—and yeah, we did this to ourselvesSurfing looks free… until you start adding up the lessons, the wetsuit, the board, the wax, the roof rack, the surf travel, and—wait—do I need a drone?! In this episode, we break down the real costs of learning to surf and what it takes to keep it affordable without losing the stoke. Whether you’re a coastal local or a van-life dreamer, we’ll help you navigate the surf economy, separate the must-haves from the nice-to-haves, and get you riding waves without going broke. Spoiler: the waves are still free.2025-05-1805 min
The Wipeout WeeklySayulita still slaps for beginner surfersSayulita, Mexico is more than just a surf town—it’s a beginner surfer’s dream with a side of tacos and mezcal. In this episode, we break down why Sayulita keeps making our list of the top spots for first-timers, even if the crowds and murky wet-season water make some folks pause. We dig into the vibe, the waves, and what to watch out for—plus where to get lessons, eat tacos, and stay if you're traveling solo. Whether you're chasing your first green wave or just trying to figure out if this colorful boho town is worth...2025-05-1705 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: “You, you!”—The magic of a surf buddy with Tina HeaneyTina is the surf buddy we all want. In this episode, she shares how a Facebook group connection turned into a life-changing surf friendship. We talk about the power of having someone to share the stoke with, learning to surf later in life, what it's like surfing Maine through icy winters, the emotional rollercoaster of progression (and plateaus), and why she prefers longboarding to anything else. We also dive into her journey from ski racing and ice climbing to wave riding, learning without lessons, and why her boards are named Goose and Jim. It’s warm, real, an...2025-05-1651 min
The Wipeout WeeklyFrom London to Lombok: Vivian’s late-blooming surf dreamVivian always dreamed of being a surfer girl—but growing up in Australia with an Asian family that discouraged beach days, it didn’t seem likely. Fast-forward to uni, a shortboard-riding friend, a total wipeout in Torquay, and a life-changing trip to Lombok…and suddenly, everything shifted. If you’ve ever felt like it’s “too late” to chase your surf dream—this episode is for you.2025-05-1504 min
The Wipeout WeeklyFix your poo stance (with a little help from 80s martial arts flicks)You know it. You’ve seen it. You’ve probably done it. The infamous poo stance—knees wide, bum low, like you’re about to drop a number two on your soft top. 🚽 In this episode, we break down what the poo stance actually is, why it happens (spoiler: your first lesson probably didn't cover posture), and how to fix it—without losing your stoke or looking like you’re bracing for a karate fight with Dolph Lundgren. We’ll cover proper stance basics, why your martial arts dreams might actually help, and practical land drills you can tr...2025-05-1407 min
The Wipeout WeeklyYou asked for the ultimate guide to keeping your hair healthy while surfing? You got it.Salt, sun, surf, and… split ends? In this episode, we’re diving deep into the ultimate guide for keeping your hair healthy while surfing — featuring insights crowdsourced from over 40 posts and 190 comments by the Girls Who Can’t Surf Good crew. 🏄♀️✨ Whether your hair turns into perfect post-surf waves or a snarled sea monster, we’ve got you covered. Learn how to protect your hair before you paddle out, rehab it after your session, and choose the best reef-safe products to keep your strands — and the ocean — happy. We cover: Pre-surf rituals that actually help P...2025-05-1305 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWSL 101: what it is and how it worksI don’t usually follow pro surf comps, but I am a nerd for how things work. So in this episode, we’re cracking open the World Surf League—where it came from, how it runs, and what’s changing in 2026. We rewind to the early days of the IPS and ASP, when pro surfing was still run by surfers (and judged without livestreams or jerseys). Then we fast-forward to the media-powered WSL era, equal prize money, reality TV, and this year’s revamped Championship Tour format. What’s with the heat structure? How do the judges d...2025-05-1207 min
The Wipeout WeeklyFarewell to the legend—Clyde AikauBig wave surfer. Lifeguard. Beachboy. Cultural icon. Clyde Aikau was all of these—and more. In this episode, we reflect on the life and legacy of the legendary Hawaiian waterman who passed away this week. From growing up in Pauoa Valley to winning the Duke Invitational and riding giant waves at Waimea Bay, Clyde’s story is woven deeply into the fabric of modern Hawaiian surfing. We talk about his early days surfing with his brother Eddie, his role in keeping The Eddie alive, and his quiet dedication to education and the aloha spirit. You’ll hea...2025-05-1104 min
The Wipeout WeeklyKelly Slater’s Cocoa Beach: Perfect for beginner surfersIn this episode, we head to Florida’s Space Coast to explore Cocoa Beach—one of the most beginner-friendly surf spots in the U.S. Just an hour from Orlando, this soft-bottom beach break is home to mellow waves, warm water, and the one and only Kelly Slater. From rental tips and surf schools to stingray warnings and post-surf beers, here’s everything you need to know about paddling out in Cocoa.2025-05-1003 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhere on earth is the boat?! Surfing reef brakes in Nicaragua with DiThis one’s got everything: 10-foot swell, tangled leashes, underwater panic, surprise jellyfish, and a boat that went fishing instead of lifeguarding. In today’s episode, Di recounts an unforgettable surf at Popoyo’s infamous break “Dairy Queen”—where confidence is tested, calm is hard-earned, and Big Girl Panties must be summoned again and again. It’s a story about fear, resilience, and remembering that sometimes… you really do have to get crushed to crush it.2025-05-0906 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: “I never said surfing was fun” with Matt Warshaw, surfing’s ultimate custodianWhat do you get when you mix Olympic-level surf obsession, the birth of Venice’s Zephyr team, and decades spent documenting wave riding’s wild history? Matt Warshaw, obviously. In this episode, I chat with a personal hero of mine—Matt Warshaw, author of The Encyclopedia of Surfing and History of Surfing—about growing up alongside Jay Adams, why he’s a reluctant podcast guest, and why surfing was never really fun for him, but always addictive, strategic, and soul-consuming. We also get into the overlooked role women played in board design, the radical act of smiling...2025-05-091h 37
The Wipeout WeeklyPump up the volume for an instant pop-up fixerVolume = flotation = better pop-ups. Simple, right? Not when no one tells you that! In this episode, I break down one of the most misunderstood parts of beginner surfboards: volume. From my first 7'6" epoxy Bic (zero clue how many liters) to the Guild Factor formula that changed everything, we talk ratios, mistakes, and why your board might be sabotaging your progress. Plus: bonus tips for wetsuits, wave size, and what “bikini-forward waters” even means.2025-05-0704 min
The Wipeout WeeklyOcean don’t care: Surfing in the body you’ve gotWhen you think "surfer," you might picture someone lean, tanned, and impossibly graceful. But out in the real world—and the real lineup—surfers come in every shape, size, and age. In this episode, we unpack the insecurities, stereotypes, gear barriers, and fatphobia that often keep average-bodied people out of the water. From wetsuit struggles to surf school shortcomings to quiet confidence-building wins, this one’s a love letter to every surfer who’s ever asked: Can I really do this in the body I’m in? (Spoiler: Yes. You can.)2025-05-0606 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurf influencers—or surfluencers—are the worst. Right?In this episode, we dive into the frothy, photo-filtered world of surf influencers—aka surfluencers. Why does the surf community have such a love-hate relationship with them? From beginner surfers scoring brand deals to perfectly curated “ripping” content that doesn’t quite match the reality, we explore the outrage, the eye-rolls, and the economics behind it all. Whether you love them, loathe them, or are one of them, this one’s for you.2025-05-0507 min
The Wipeout WeeklyI loved how you almost died at MavericksMavericks. Cold water, monster waves, and a history as wild as the surf itself. In this episode, we head to Half Moon Bay, California, to talk about one of the world’s most infamous big wave breaks—from its discovery by Jeff Clark, who surfed it solo for 15 years, to that time I (awkwardly) reminded Gerard Butler he almost died there. We unpack the legends, the wave mechanics, the cinematic flops (Chasing Mavericks, I’m looking at you), and the near-mythical 108-foot ride of Alessandro "Alo" Slebir. Mavericks is cold, dangerous, and undeniably iconic—and somehow, still not the wave eve...2025-05-0408 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe best beginner surfing in Sri Lanka: WeligamaWeligama means “sandy village” in Sinhala, and that pretty much sums it up: long, soft waves, warm tropical water, and the ultimate surf-for-everyone energy. In this episode, we break down what makes Weligama one of the best beginner surf destinations in Asia—from its forgiving beach break and all-day boardshort temps, to the booming surf camp scene and solo-traveler-friendly vibe. Come for the waves, stay for the smoothie bowls... and watch out for rogue soft-tops.2025-05-0303 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe longest beginner journey ever: Lauren’s surf storyAt 43, Lauren Cabanel Frazer called herself an out-of-shape, middle-aged woman who had no business surfing. But that didn’t stop her from signing up for a surf camp in Maine—and falling head over heels in love with the waves. This is a story of hesitation, heartbreak, and hard-won joy. Of surf trips gone sideways, winter sessions in freezing water, and finding the kind of surf buddy who quietly changes your life. It’s not about standing up on the board. It’s about standing up for yourself.2025-05-0210 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: Surfing Hawaii, writing Hawaii with Noah Evslin (NCIS: Hawai‘i, Rescue: HI-Surf)In this episode of The Wipeout Weekly, Zuz chats with TV writer and lifelong surfer Noah Evslin about what it means to write Hawai‘i from Hawai‘i. From growing up on Kaua‘i and surviving a decades-long surfing hiatus to working in Hollywood and writing for shows like NCIS: Hawai‘i and Rescue: HI-Surf, Noah shares how surfing, cultural authenticity, and local storytelling all intersect in his work. We talk paniolos, plotlines in the lineup, why shoes-in-house is a no-go on screen, and what it’ll take to keep film production alive in the islands.2025-05-011h 03
The Wipeout WeeklyYet another pop-up debate: To kneel or not to kneel?The internet is at it again—this time, questioning whether avoiding your knees during a pop-up is actually good advice. In this episode, we explore the pros, cons, and real-life chaos of the “knees-first” method. Is it a helpful progression tool or just a shortcut to bad habits? Let’s talk knees, whitewash wipeouts, and why the answer might depend on where you surf (and how fast you can move).2025-04-3003 min
The Wipeout WeeklyDon’t lose your mind over the forecast, says former Surfline addictKilojoules? What on earth are killer jewels? You don't need to know., but it's about wave energy. In this episode, we break down the basics—wind, tide, and surf height—so you can stop overanalyzing and start paddling out. Plus: why obsessing over the forecast almost ruined surfing for me, and how I got my joy back. Spoiler: it involves ignoring perfection, keeping a journal, and remembering that “Fair” = Malibu mob scene.2025-04-2905 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWord of the Week: Trim — the Holy Grail of your post-pop-up rideWhat do surfboards and sailboats have in common? Trim. This week, we break down what “trimming” a wave really means—why it's the next natural step after popping up, how to do it, and what longboard legend Phil Edwards meant when he said, “Trim is everything.” We’ll cover the history, mechanics, and why ancient Hawaiians did it better than us—without fins, thank you very much.2025-04-2803 min
The Wipeout WeeklyYou are too old to surf Pipeline“You don’t stop surfing when you get old. You get old when you stop surfing.” But if you spend enough time online, you’ll meet surfers who think calling it quits at 54 is not just normal—but wise. Travesty. In this episode, we dive into the relationship between age and surfing. From 7-year-olds casually surfing Pipeline to grown adults wondering if it’s too late to start, we’re unpacking the myths, expectations, and very real feelings around progress, fear, and what it means to be a surfer at any stage. Spoiler: It’s not about...2025-04-2702 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurf spot spotlight: Imsouane, Morocco is where beginners and longboarders partyThis week, we’re heading to Morocco’s dreamy Atlantic coast to spotlight Imsouane—a sleepy fishing village turned longboarder paradise. 🌊 Think: mellow, endlessly peeling rights at The Bay (hello 800-meter rides), beginner-friendly takeoffs, and sandy entries. 🌞 Plus: the best seasons to go, what wetsuit you’ll need, a few sneaky hazards to watch for, and why it’s perfect for solo travelers craving a slow, surf-eat-nap-repeat kind of vibe. Whether you’re catching your first green waves or just want to noseride into the sunset, Imsouane might just be your next surf crush.2025-04-2603 min
The Wipeout WeeklyShe was raised on “Stoked”, built on reef cuts—and now, Ashlee’s got a front yard breakWhen Ashlee first watched the cartoon Stoked, something clicked—and her dream of becoming a surfer was born. Fast forward to today, and she’s living it: surfing daily in front of her home on the Gold Coast, coaching others, and hosting all-women surf meetups with Groove Girls. In this episode, we follow Ashlee’s journey from landlocked beginnings and anxiety-filled sessions to Mentawai reef breaks, noserides at Currumbin Alley, and her mission to hang ten on every board she owns. It’s a story of grit, growth, and finding joy in every wipeout, turn, and trim...2025-04-2506 min
The Wipeout WeeklyOutside! (and why it’s scarier than “Get off my wave”)In today’s episode, we break down one of the most misunderstood words in the lineup: outside. Yes, it sounds harmless—until someone yells it mid-session and you realize you’re about to get absolutely steamrolled by a rogue set. 😬 We cover: - What “the outside” actually means in surf terms - How to avoid getting caught in the “Danger Zone” - Why it’s normal (and formative!) to get worked as a beginner - When to move from the inside to the outside—and how to do it safely Spoiler: getting c...2025-04-2403 min
The Wipeout WeeklyYou’re doing it wrong… because you’re not doing it enough. Damn you, pop-up!This week’s pop-up truth bomb comes from Kyla Peterson—surf coach, fearless leader of Surfin Fire Surf School in Oceanside, and longtime member of Girls Who Can’t Surf Good. She popped up for the first time at age seven, so... yeah, she might not get the whole “stuck on my knees” thing 😜—but she does know how to help you fix it. In this episode, we break down: Why hip mobility might be your secret pop-up saboteur The harsh truth about progress if you’re only surfing once a week (don’t shoot the messeng...2025-04-2302 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: Can I be honest with you? Surfing once a week isn’t good enough with Kyla PetersonIt's time to face some uncomfortable truths. But don't you worry! Kyla Peterson—surf coach and fearless leader at Oceanside Pier’s Surfin Fire Surf School has your back. In today’s episode, Kyla shares how growing up in a beach camp led to running her dad’s surf school, how COVID sparked her career pivot, and why she’s now focused on empowering female surfers to feel confident in any lineup. We also get into: Why surf etiquette might be harder than the pop-up How often you really need to surf to ge...2025-04-2245 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWord of the week: ShakaThis week, we throw a shaka to the shaka itself. From a sugar mill accident in early 1900s Hawai‘i to a universal symbol of good vibes in the lineup, we trace the history of surfing’s favorite hand sign. Who was Hamana Kalili? And why do surfers everywhere keep throwing this thumb-and-pinky wave? Let’s find out.2025-04-2102 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe first woman in space...sorry, surfWhen Matt Warshaw mentioned there were no girls in the Venice Beach lineup in 1969, it sent us down a wave-chasing, goddess-worshipping, surf-history rabbit hole. From the naked surf duels of ancient Hawaii to Princess Kelea, Queen Ka‘ahumanu’s heavy-wave skills, and the legend of Namahana’s dexterous drop-ins—we’re asking: who was the first woman in surf history? Spoiler: it’s not as simple as one name. But it’s a hell of a ride.2025-04-2007 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBeginner surfing in Tamarindo: What to know before you goTamarindo is one of the most popular beginner surf destinations in Costa Rica—for good reason. Year-round waves, bathwater-warm temps, and a town built for beach life? Say less. But it’s not all pura vida and peelers—this spot gets crowded, and sometimes the chill vibes are more influencer-core than actual-core. In this episode, we break down when to go, what to expect, how to avoid the worst of the crowds, and whether Tamarindo is still worth it in 2025 if you’re just starting out. Spoiler: It probably is.2025-04-1903 min
The Wipeout Weekly70 pounds, one wavestorm, and a whole new life: Kristy's storyThis Friday, we meet Kristy Barone—a self-proclaimed late bloomer who didn’t see the ocean until her 30s and now shreds Rockaway Beach like she was born on a board. In this episode, Kristy shares how a spontaneous surf lesson with her daughter became a full-blown life transformation: 70 pounds lost, anxiety quieted, and passport stamps gained. From crying at the ocean to paddling out in Puerto Rico and Costa Rica, Kristy’s story is proof that it’s never too late to dive in. Whether you’re landlocked or just stuck in your own head, her journey might just...2025-04-1805 min
The Wipeout WeeklyTo surf buddy or not to surf buddyIs having a surf buddy the secret to surfing success—or just a recipe for compromise? In this episode, we dive into the joys and occasional chaos of surfing with a buddy. Spoiler: mine’s my husband, and let’s just say... we don’t always agree on when to paddle out. 😂 Whether you're surfing solo or building your own buddy bench, this one’s for you.2025-04-1704 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWeekly pop-up drama: Go on, blame your toolsThink your pop-up problems are all your fault? Think again. In this week’s pop-up episode, we’re shifting the blame (lovingly) to your gear. From too-tight wetsuits to wobbly foamies, we break down how your tools might be sabotaging your progress in the water—and what to look for instead. Because sometimes, it’s not you. It’s your neoprene.2025-04-1606 min
The Wipeout WeeklyConversation: Surfing with Oprah—and why you shouldn't go on a surf retreat if you're already happy with Nikki NieSurfing with Oprah Winfrey? Not quite—but close enough. 😊 It’s our first-ever weekly guest episode! 🎉 And we’re kicking things off with Nikki Nie—a SoCal surfer, dancer-turned-yogini, and surf retreat whisperer. From the early days of pre-dawn sessions in Huntington Beach, to bad habits that landed her in a Beverly Hills urgent care, to the kind of surfing Nikki still finds intimidating after 20+ years in the water—we cover it all. We dive into the difference between surf camps and surf retreats, what to expect (and avoid) when choosing one, and why not everyone is retr...2025-04-1530 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhat is a surf retreat (and is it for you)What is a surf retreat—and is it for you? In today’s episode, we unpack the rise of the structured surf vacation: part wellness, part wave-catching, and sometimes a little woo-woo. From Agatha Christie’s unintentional surf tour to the birth of the modern retreat industry, we trace the evolution of surfing holidays and what sets a retreat apart from your average surf trip. Plus, a teaser: tomorrow we’re joined by surf retreat guru Nikki Nie, who’s ready to spill everything about picking the right one, what to expect, and how not to end up stuck d...2025-04-1403 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHow the fin "saved" surfing—thanks to Clark Gable's stunt doubleNo wax, no grip, no fins—and still riding big Hawaiian waves? Ancient surfers were built different. But thankfully for the rest of us, Tom Blake came along in 1935 and tore a keel off a speedboat to give us one of surfing’s greatest inventions: the fin. In this episode, we dive into how and why surfboard fins became essential, what they actually do (hint: it's about control, not chaos), and how Blake’s tinkering helped birth California surf culture. From Alaia to thrusters, we’re covering the physics, the history, and the fact that "skeg" is just an awful wo...2025-04-1306 min
The Wipeout WeeklyEuropean beginner surf paradise: Baleal Beach, PortugalLet’s talk Portugal—specifically Baleal Beach, one of Europe’s most beginner-friendly surf zones. Just outside Peniche and about 1.5 hours from Lisbon, this mellow beach break has it all: consistent swell, soft takeoffs, walkable surf town vibes, and post-surf pastéis de nata (trust me on those). In this episode, I’ll walk you through what to expect if you’re thinking of surfing Baleal for the first time: when to go, where to rent boards, what to wear, and why the north vs. south side of the peninsula matters. Plus, solo traveler tips, surf hazards (don’t worry...2025-04-1203 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing in Fiji—How an English surfer girl like Rachel became a whole new version of herselfRachel didn’t grow up near the ocean. She didn’t even grow up around surfers. But one messy winter session in New Zealand flipped a switch—and before long, she’d traded city life for crystal-clear waters and reef breaks in Fiji. In this episode, Rachel shares how surfing helped her rewrite her entire life story: from sore muscles and shaky pop-ups to surfing soft reef breaks near Cloudbreak and building a surf retreat business in paradise. We talk surf progression, longboard dreams, period-friendly waves (yes, really), and why Fiji’s surf culture is some of the most g...2025-04-1108 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe Cloud Girl’s Guide to Waves—What waves are really up toWaves. We read them, ride them, turtle roll through them — but how much do we actually know about them? In the kickoff to our wave series, glider pilot turned surfer breaks down why waves are more than just pretty water bumps — from oxygen mixing to coastline shaping and even cloud-making. Plus—Stokes drift. Next episode in the series: how waves are made, and what makes the best ones.2025-04-1005 min
The Wipeout WeeklyEyes up: why looking forward changes everything in your pop-upIn this episode, we’re diving into a small but powerful surf habit that could change your entire pop-up: where you’re looking. From collapsing bodies to nose dives, we explore why looking down is sabotaging your surf game—and how looking forward can instantly boost your balance, timing, and confidence. Plus, a little neuroscience, a horse riding analogy, and a rhyme-in-progress. Eyes up, friends!2025-04-0904 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHow not to love your surfboard to deathYour board has a tiny ding. A crack. Something weird you can’t even describe. Do you panic? Take it to the surf shop? Try to fix it yourself with glitter and a YouTube video? In this episode, we talk about how easy it is to damage your surfboard—by accident, by obsession, or by loving it just a little too hard. From tail chips and pressure dings to drive-by shortboard attacks and questionable DIY repairs (yes, Splenda may be involved), this is a cautionary tale and a how-to. You’ll learn: When to rep...2025-04-0807 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhere did all this stoke come from? (Not from my mouth!)I consider myself a proficient surflingo user, dude. But I’m not sure I’ve ever actually said the word “stoke.” Until now. 😜 In this episode, I dig into the history of one of surfing’s most iconic—and oddly poetic—words: stoke. From 17th-century Dutch fireplaces to the 1950s California beach scene, this word has traveled its fair share to become the defining expression of surf joy. We’ll talk Beach Boys, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, skate culture, mountain bikers, and getting excited about a burrito. Let's get stoked on it!2025-04-0704 min
The Wipeout WeeklySurfing started in Peru? LOL. Sure. Ok.Beginner surfers on Reddit told me they don’t care about surf history. So naturally… I made an episode about it anyway. 😇 This week, we dive into the wild theory that surfing didn’t originate in Hawaii—but in Peru, 3,000 years ago, with ancient fishermen riding “caballitos de totora” (little reed horses) through the waves. We’ll talk about Felipe Pomar, the Peruvian surf legend who tried to convince the world surfing started in South America. We’ll revisit Thor Heyerdahl’s totally bonkers 1947 Kon-Tiki expedition. And we’ll ask the big question: does riding waves for utility count...2025-04-0605 min
The Wipeout WeeklyKuta Beach: Bali’s not-yet-totally-crowded beginner breakKuta gets a bad rap, but here’s the truth: it’s still one of the best beginner surf spots in Southeast Asia. In this episode, we break down why Kuta Beach is a chaotic, charming gem for new surfers. From soft sandy breaks and endless foamie rentals to low-pressure vibes in the lineup, it’s got everything a beginner could want—if you know what to expect.2025-04-0503 min
The Wipeout WeeklyFrom broken ribs to Ballsy Charger: Girls Who Can't Surf Good's KC doesn't know how to quitWelcome to the Girls Who Can't Surf Good stories. At 58, KC is a full-on surf addict—broken boards, bruised ribs, shark evacuations and all. In this episode, we share KC's wild, wonderful journey: from body surfing at Sandy’s to late-bloom surf lessons in Santa Cruz during COVID lockdowns, to finding her crew (and her nickname: Ballsy Charger 🫡). KC's story is equal parts hilarious, inspiring, and painfully relatable for anyone who's ever felt behind—but paddled out anyway. This one’s for the late starters, the comeback kids, and anyone learning to laugh through wip...2025-04-0406 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe Paipo rabbit hole: Surfing’s oldest speed machine (no pop-up required)This was supposed to be the “Alaia and Paipo” episode… but then I fell deep into the Paipo rabbit hole, and I’m not ready to come out. In this episode, we dive (prone-style) into the ancient world of the Paipo—one of surfing’s earliest and fastest planing totems. Made from koa, breadfruit, or wiliwili wood and ridden mostly lying down, these sleek, finless boards were all about speed, control, and wave intimacy (yes, really). From ancient wave riding to $600 modern reboots, this is your all-access pass to one of surfing’s most overlooked icons. 2025-04-0305 min
The Wipeout WeeklyLand pop-ups are a big, fat lie (well, kinda)This week’s popup is poppin’ off. We’re calling BS on the myth that dry land pop-ups are the key to getting better at surfing. Sure, they build strength—but if you’re wondering why your living room practice doesn’t translate to wave magic, we’ve got answers (spoiler: it’s physics). We break down why popping up in the water is actually easier, how your board helps you, and why muscle memory on a yoga mat isn’t the same as in motion. A fiery little rant—with love—for every beginner stuck between the floor and the surf.2025-04-0204 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBad waves are good for you—pinky swearNot every session can be glassy and perfect—and that’s actually a good thing. In this episode, we dig into why “bad” waves might be exactly what you need to level up as a surfer. From building your paddle power in mushy whitewater to getting more reps without the crowd, we’ll explore how less-than-ideal conditions can make you a better, braver surfer. Plus, we share some stories from the Girls Who Can’t Surf Good community about the best lessons learned in the worst waves. 🌊🏄🏻♀️2025-04-0106 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBe a mermaid, not a koala: Secrets behind the best turtle rolls to get through the whitewashGetting worked in the whitewash? Struggling to get your board out back without doing the underwater rodeo? In this episode, we’re talking turtle rolls—what they are, when to use them, and how not to panic when a wall of whitewater is coming straight at you. We break down: When to turtle roll (and when not to) Step-by-step tips to practice Common mistakes beginners make How to build confidence paddling out on a bigger board Let's turtle roll! 🌊🏄🏻♀️2025-03-3104 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWax on, wax off—and why it belongs on OnlyFansWax: the unsung hero of surfing. In this episode, we dive into its gritty history—from ancient Hawaiian boards slicked with kukui nut oil to grape-scented Waxmate and beyond. Can you use too much wax? Should you wax your foamie? And why is scraping and reapplying wax basically surf meditation? Let’s get into it. 🌊🏄🏻♀️2025-03-3005 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWaikiki is the best surf spot for beginner—happy to fight you on itToday, we’re heading to the birthplace of modern surfing—Waikiki, Hawai’i. We’re talking long, rolling waves, Duke Kahanamoku, reef breaks that feel like point breaks, and why Waikiki is the absolute dream for beginner surfers. You’ll hear a little surf history, a lot of local tips (yes, we have opinions on malasadas), and why this spot is so much more than just a postcard-perfect beach. Also: what to wear, where to rent, and how not to get wiped out by box jellyfish. 🌺 Come for the surf, stay for the stoke. And if you've nev...2025-03-2905 min
The Wipeout WeeklyTo pee or not to pee in a wetsuit—how is this even still a questionToday we’re diving into one of the most controversial (and surprisingly divisive) topics in surfing: peeing in your wetsuit. Is it gross? Is it glorious? Is it actually bad for your wetsuit—or just for your dignity? We break down the myths, the science, and the social etiquette of mid-surf relief. Plus: tips from Girls Who Can’t Surf Good on how to keep it discreet, hilarious community takes, and the age-old truth—there are two kinds of surfers: those who pee in their wetsuits, and those who lie about it.🌊🦈2025-03-2805 min
The Wipeout WeeklyPoint Break—the wave, the movie, the mythIt looks like a point break. It feels like a point break. But is it actually a point break? In this episode, we dive into the surf science of point breaks—what they are, why they matter, and how they compare to beach and reef breaks. We break down what makes Malibu a true point break, why Waikiki isn’t one (despite its vibes), and why Point Break the movie... doesn’t actually feature a single real point break. Ridic. Plus: the superiority of peeling waves for pop-ups, if Keanu Reeves actually learned to surf, and th...2025-03-2707 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThree pop-up methods and why none of them work for beginner surfersEver struggled with your pop-up technique? Welcome to the club. This week, we're diving into the three infamous pop-up methods: the Two-Step (or Step-Up), the Chicken Wing, and the Explosive Pop-up—breaking down exactly why they never seem to work quite as advertised. No magic bullets here—just a friendly reminder that surfing progress means laughing through mistakes and improving, one awkward pop-up at a time. 🌊🏄🏻♀️2025-03-2606 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhy surfing in California ruined me for the UK (and how it all got out of hand)This week, I finally do what I should’ve done from day one: introduce myself (hi, I’m your host, Zuz). But not with a bio. I can't stand bios. Instead, I take you on the road trip that got me into surfing—from freezing beach breaks in Wales to longboard dream sessions in Waikiki to community-building in LA. Also: four reasons why anyone who lives in London and decides to take up surfing should probably see a doctor. And why California waves are both a heaven and a trap. Here’s how I got here, wh...2025-03-2510 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWord of the week: Kooksplaining (because of course it is)You’re paddling out, minding your own business, and then—bam—you get hit with a “friendly tip” you didn’t ask for. Sound familiar? In this episode, we dive into the world of kooksplaining—when someone (often a fellow beginner or self-appointed surf expert) dishes out unsolicited advice in the lineup or on the beach. We talk about where it shows up, why it’s especially common for women and beginners, and how to spot the difference between helpful guidance and just plain condescension. Come for the stories, stay for the solidarity. And remember: you’re allowed t...2025-03-2404 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBaby daughter abandoner Agatha Christie surfs WaikikiExtra! Extra! Read all about it! Agatha Christie—yes, the murder mystery queen—ditched dreary England, left her toddler with the family, and went chasing waves around the world in 1922. And guess what? She surfed. In a dress. Before it was cool. In this episode, we dive into Agatha’s unexpected life as an early surf girl. From “surf bathing with planks” in South Africa to paddling out (and nearly wiping out naked) in Waikiki, she documented it all—awkward swimsuits, heavy boards, reef paddles, and overpriced rentals included. Come for the vintage surf lore, stay for the...2025-03-2307 min
The Wipeout WeeklyPopoyo 101: your beginners (and beyond) guide to Nicaragua’s surf number one surf spotThinking about heading to Popoyo but not sure where to start? We got you. In this episode, we break down everything a beginner surfer needs to know about Nicaragua’s not-so-secret surf haven—from the best breaks for newbs and what time of year to go, to where to stay, eat, and rent gear without getting scammed or kooksplained. Plus, stories and tips from real surfers in our community who’ve been there, wiped out there, and lived to tell the tale. 🏄🏻♀️🌊2025-03-2204 min
The Wipeout WeeklyInsider tips on redesigning your life around surfing (without going broke)You see all these Girls Who Can’t Surf Good living their best surf lives—Indonesia, Hawaii, Mexico, back-to-back surf trips—and you start to wonder… how are they doing this?! Is everyone rich? Funemployed? Doing Only Fans? In this episode, we break it all down. From freelance hacks to remote jobs, government perks to gig economy freedom, we explore how real beginner surfers have structured their lives to surf more—without burning their lives to the ground. Whether you’re rethinking your 9–5, craving more dawnies, or just need to know what kind of job lets you surf o...2025-03-2107 min
The Wipeout WeeklyBefore the foamies: The ancient Olo board, naked surfing & human sacrificeThere is this boy I’m obsessed with. I mean—a board. There’s a board I’m obsessed with. But its name does sound like a Swedish boy’s name—Olo. Today, we’re using the Olo—the ancient Hawaiian surfboard—as a springboard (pun intended) for a deep dive into surfing’s earliest days. From Polynesian wave riding and sacred surf rituals to exclusive royal surf breaks and boards so big they could take out a small village—this is the history lesson you didn’t know you needed. Plus: Duke Kahanamoku, Tom Blake’s olo revival, and where you...2025-03-2007 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe pop-up: A mindduck in motionYou know what a pop-up is—because you struggle with it. It’s like a hangover before the buzz, an unfair, annoying barrier between you and the joy of riding waves. Why is it so hard? Because the more you think about it, the worse it gets. In this super short, no-fluff episode, we break down why the pop-up is the #1 beginner struggle, why your brain is sabotaging you, and what Forgetting Sarah Marshall has to do with it. Spoiler: You’re not alone. You’re not broken. And yes, your pop-up will come. Until then, don...2025-03-1903 min
The Wipeout WeeklyWhy does surfing hate me?You had a disastrous surf session. Wave count: zero. Your frustration is peaking, and you’re this close to swearing off surfing forever. Congratulations—it's official. You're in a surf funk. But why does surfing do this to us? And more importantly, how do you get out of it? In this episode, we break down the struggle, the science, and the ridiculous mental gymnastics of surfing slumps—plus, practical tips to snap out of it and get back to loving the waves. Warning: there will be singing. 🤙🏄♀️2025-03-1808 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHey dude, where do I get my surfing license?So you’ve paddled out, lined up for a wave, and now you’re wondering… Do I yell ‘Cowabunga’ when I drop in? Surf etiquette is weird, unspoken, and sometimes aggressively enforced—but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. In this episode, we’re breaking down the unwritten rules of the lineup, from who actually has the right of way to why you should never, ever ditch your board. 🏄♂️ 2025-03-1703 min
The Wipeout WeeklyHow religion almost killed surfingSurfing is a badass. No one puts surfing in a corner. Certainly not religion. But it came close. Once upon a time, surfing was more than a sport—it was sacred, powerful, and woven into Hawaiian culture. Then, something happened that nearly wiped it out. Who tried to erase it? Why did surfing become taboo? And how did it fight its way back From forbidden waves to an unexpected revival, this is the story of how surfing almost disappeared—and the people who refused to let that happen. 🌊 🎧 Tune in to find out wha...2025-03-1604 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe 25 best beginner surf breaks for 2025Planning a surf trip? 🌊 We’ve got you. In this episode, we’re breaking down the 25 best beginner surf spots for 2025, handpicked by Girls Who Can’t Surf Good, the world’s largest beginner surf crew. These aren’t just any spots—these are real recommendations from real surfers who’ve paddled out, wiped out, and found the best waves for learning.2025-03-1508 min
The Wipeout WeeklyThe worst thing that can happen to you in the surf (it's not what you think)Flying surfboards? New hip? Diarrhea?! 😳 Surfing looks effortless—but let’s be real, the ocean doesn’t always play nice. From kayak collisions to pop-up failures, this episode dives into the absolute worst things that can happen in the surf (and why they’re probably not as bad as you think). Stay safe, stay stoked, and prepare to laugh at my pain. 🌊😅2025-03-1407 min