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Adventures of Des and CortBreaking & EnteringSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection. Cort is not buying it. 🔥😅Cort shares how a new show she and Josh are watching has him confidently believing he could break into someone’s house and leave without them ever knowing. Casual confidence. Mildly concerning. Very on brand for men. This leads them to the realization that if anyon...
2026-02-0542 minAdventures of Des and CortDodging ChargesSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the waist. We are tired and denim is on thin ice 👖🔥We get into a real and frustrating conversation about mean girls still existing at 40 plus. Why are we doing this? Why are women still intentionally trying to make others feel small? It hits different when you realize someone you though...
2026-01-2941 minAdventures of Des and CortCootie CoffeeSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅♀️We talk about how when we are doing too many things at once, our attitudes can absolutely go sideways. Are we aware of it? Yes. Are we always able to stop it? Absolutely not. Oops.Then we get into insurance. We know we need it. But do we? We pay for it. Why does everything cost so much and why...
2026-01-2238 minAdventures of Des and CortTwirlin’ Titties & Swift HandsSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly.Des finally made the appointments she’s been putting off and went big by scheduling two in the same day like a responsible adult. First stop was the...
2026-01-1550 minAdventures of Des and CortLadies Who LunchSend us a textIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just vibes. We briefly consider moonshining as a backup career because honestly it feels achievable 🍑🥃Cort brings up the two minute rule and feels pe...
2026-01-0833 minAdventures of Des and CortMyChart and ChillSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱What started as a fun night with the dudes somehow turned into a full medical roundtable. Liver enzymes were discussed. Phones came out. MyChart was opened. Retirement planning followed shortly after. This is who we are now and honestly it was still a good time.Des talks hot flashes and her absolute hatred...
2025-12-3035 minAdventures of Des and Cort🎙️ Don’t Ask Fa Nothin’ 🎙️Send us a textDecember has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵💫We talk about how bold people have become and share our latest wild encounter at a Christmas party with a woman we had never met. She got very close. Very fast. To...
2025-12-1933 minAdventures of Des and CortIt's Sucking The Jolly Right Outta MeSend us a textIf your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅Our busy lives and stacked calendars are officially sucking the jolly straight out of us and honestly we just want to be Mrs. Claus from December on. Cozy. Unbothered. Baking cookies and not agreeing to a single unnecessary thing 🎄✨We talk hot flashes, burnout and how saying yes to everything eventually leaves you with zero joy an...
2025-12-1033 minAdventures of Des and CortRed Light RescuersSend us a textThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we accidentally turned into emergency personnel at a stoplight because a man was fully asleep behind the wheel. Cort launched herself out of the car like a superhero with zero planning, while Des frantically tried to find the hazard lights, forgot to put the car in park and basically created a whole second emergency. Honestly, we possibly saved a life and also nearly ruined our own. 😳🚨As if that wasn’t enough, our daughters have decided to hang out and might become besties. The univ...
2025-12-0444 minAdventures of Des and CortYour A** Is Grass and I’m The LawnmowerSend us a textBuckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective-level memory search. Who was that person and why did we call them that?! 📱😂We dive into the hysterical and mildly terrifying things our parents said whil...
2025-11-2034 minAdventures of Des and CortWho's Peeing In The Shower?Send us a textDes returns from Mississippi where she hit a family wedding, conquered Buc-ee’s like it was a competitive sport, visited New Orleans and got taken out by some local seafood 🤢. Meanwhile Cort survived parents’ weekend at the University of Idaho where tailgating turned into frat house karaoke and she is still recovering from the secondhand college energy 🎤🏈.The girls spiral into Des’s newest obsession which is shortening her upper lip because apparently her face needs a tiny renovation 💅. Cort’s hot flash of the week is the disrespectful combo of freezing mornings, e...
2025-11-1348 minAdventures of Des and CortIt's As Useless As Tits On a HogSend us a textThis week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper straws and paper coffee cup lids. She’s now officially the woman who packs her own straw. Nothing says aging gracefu...
2025-11-0541 minAdventures of Des and CortCaught In The DeepfakeSend us a textThis week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals... served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper straws and paper coffee cup lids. She’s now officially the woman who packs her own straw. Nothing says aging grace...
2025-10-3044 minAdventures of Des and CortShrink The Clothes, Not The VibeSend us a textThis week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or send a text. You’re not scoring points for humiliation. 🫠🙃Des is prepping for her trip and is on a mission to pack her entire wardrobe into one carry-on. She’s armed with a vacuum sealer, optimism, and maybe a little delusion. 🧳💨 Cort’s just here to watch it all unfold....
2025-10-2456 minAdventures of Des and CortTina #487Send us a text🎧 Tina #487 is here and honestly… she’s unhinged, iconic, and living rent-free in our heads.This week’s episode is serving chaotic comfort and couch confessions because we can’t stick to one topic and honestly, that’s our charm. 😂Des kicks things off with her passionate ESPN rant. It’s loud, it’s repetitive, and apparently it’s hereditary because her daughter feels the exact same way. 🫣📺Fantasy Football made a surprise appearance and Cort casually revealed she’s played before. Of course she has. Our little tomboy is full...
2025-10-1648 minAdventures of Des and CortRoom For WiggleSend us a textGetting older? We’re here for it. We’re not fighting the years, we’re celebrating them. Because honestly… isn’t getting older the goal? 👑This week we talk about the viral gummies that have taken over Des’s algorithm and officially de-influenced her 🙅♀️🍬. Cort spills the tea from her dreamy anniversary trip to McCall (golf, massages, wine, yes please) but also a hot flash of rage thanks to one steakhouse diva who needed everyone to know he got the wrong steak. Sir… it’s not that serious. 🥩😤We share our brain mush moments of the w...
2025-10-0938 minAdventures of Des and CortYou Know That Thing Ain't Sitting StillSend us a textBack from Dallas and we’ve got STORIES. From airport chaos to near-stranger-danger moments, this trip was anything but boring. Des had a seatmate who was sweet enough to offer us a ride to the hotel…but listen sir, we are not starring in your true crime documentary today. 🚩😂Meanwhile, Cortnie once again proved her iron bladder skills — years of flying and this woman has never used an airplane bathroom. Not once. ✨🙅♀️ Is she a legend or a lunatic? You decide.Cory popped in with another one of his dreams (why are men lik...
2025-10-0227 minAdventures of Des and CortNothing To Wear, Plenty To Bitch AboutSend us a text👖✈️ How is it possible to shop for 11 hours straight and still end up screaming “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!” at your closet?? That’s talent, babes. While Cort is already mentally in Dallas, Des tried to start packing early… but somehow ended up deep-cleaning her closet, organizing jewelry, and side-eyeing her ADHD instead. The suitcase? Still empty. The chaos? Still undefeated. 🤦♀️✨Meanwhile, Cort’s out there living her “one of the dudes” era again on the golf course 🏌️♀️—crushing it with the boys like she hasn’t been doing that her whole life. And Des? She got glammed up for the...
2025-09-2432 minAdventures of Des and CortThat’s Little Ponytail BehaviorSend us a textThis week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼♀️💁🏻♀️We kicked things off with Cort running a full-blown hair experiment on Des (spoiler: she passed the BFF test with flying colors), and Des has officially coined our new favorite phrase: “That’s little ponytail behavior.” It’s iconic, it’s petty, and it’s our new personality trait. 🤌😂Cort also revealed her latest TikTok hyper-fixation — a party trick that involves fruit, brute strength, and maybe a little too much wine. 🍎👀...
2025-09-1838 minAdventures of Des and CortAdrianna Unhinged: Chaos Runs In The FamilySend us a textThis week, Cort passes the mic to her daughter Adrianna who’s smack in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and not afraid to roast her mom. 👩👧 From ditching cosmetology ✂️ to making a big pivot into nursing 💉, Adrianna proves life detours can be hilarious, messy, and absolutely worth it.But the real fun? She’s spilling childhood stories 👧, talking lying to Des when she babysat 👶, and roasting Cort for flooding her inbox with ‘warning/be careful” TikToks like it’s her actual career. 📲😂 It’s raw honesty, family chaos, and the kind of mom-daughter banter that’ll mak...
2025-09-111h 01Adventures of Des and CortKegels, Convicts & CashSend us a textWelcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) then slide right into the world of Kegel games with their very own app (yes, there’s an app for that 💪🍑). Somewhere between clenching and cringing, we bury our heads in the sand about life’s simplest tasks, only to pop back up dreaming about what we’d do if we hit the lottery. Spoiler: it’s not practical.But wait…there’s more! We...
2025-09-0440 minAdventures of Des and CortYou'll Gain It All Back!Send us a textWe’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the record straight. 💥✨ Hot Flashes of the Week:– People who text demanding things with zero greeting… rude. 😒📱– Our smartwatches owning our souls. If it doesn’t get tracked, did it even happen? 🕒🏃♀️⌚💉 Then we dive into something real: our year on Tirzepatide. No shame. No stigma. Just the truth about how good we feel, how much life has changed, and why no one should feel guilty for doing what...
2025-08-2849 minAdventures of Des and CortYou're The Rudest Bitch I KnowSend us a text⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out trying new things is terrifying… until it’s not and then it’s the best time ever. 💃✨📱 We also call ourselves out (ruthlessly) for doom-scrolling like it’s a full-time job and make a pact to put the damn phones down. Balance, babes.💤 Des even had a dream so real it almost broke up our friendship…but don’t worry, we’re still here, ranting, laughing, and ca...
2025-08-2040 minAdventures of Des and CortGrand Theft Auto?Send us a textThis week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive” which apparently included picking up her kid from daycare, running errands, and leaving us stranded for an hour.In between plotting how to file a police report without sounding like idiots, we cover:💩 shitty customer service😳 why we get instantly awkward when anyone is nice to us🌞 unsolicited melasma talk📱 embarrassing texts we wish we could un-send
2025-08-1441 minAdventures of Des and CortSnooze FestSend us a textDon’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us back. Again. For the third time. 😤💻This week, we’re serving up proud mom vibes and chaotic ramblings, per usual:👩👧👦 Our kids are out here thriving and making us emotional! One started her dream job at a salon right next to our office (so we’ll be stalking her daily), another is flying the nest and moving out on her own (random drop by, here we come), and one is...
2025-08-0841 minAdventures of Des and CortHarmonious HarlotsSend us a textWe may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷This week, your favorite harlots got a little harmonious about the things we didn’t care enough about in school and the adult-ed classes we deserve now. Think: zero tests, zero grades, and absolutely no homework. Just learning, laughing, and sipping a cab sav while discussing the French Revolution and how to set boundaries.Here’s what’s inside the episode:🧠 Sip & Learn: Cort’s brother-in-law hit her with a surpr...
2025-07-3130 minAdventures of Des and CortI’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad FriendSend us a textWe’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we’ll absolutely show up when it counts. Need a ride? We’re there. Need a hype woman? Done. Need to emotionally unpack? Don’t do it too often.This week’s lineup of hot chaos includes:🚗 Cort’s Peaceful Era (Unless She’s Driving): She’s evolved into a calm, grounded woman… unless you’re going under the speed limit. Then it’s full “GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE” energy....
2025-07-2439 minAdventures of Des and CortSponsored By Uncle AlanSend us a textWhen life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Royal bag full of change and a firm “Go buy the damn thing.”This week’s episode is a chaotic cocktail of:🔥 Hot Flashes:– Dogs puking like it’s their job– AI-generated texts that sound like a robot wrote them mid-panic attack– People who clearly didn’t proofread before hitting send (we’re judging, kindly)🧠 Then we spiral into memory loss. Not the “wher...
2025-07-1836 minAdventures of Des and CortChuck It In The F*ckit BucketSend us a textThis week, we're tossing judgment, shame, and any lingering dignity straight into the f*ckit bucket and honestly, it’s getting full. 😅👩👧👦 First up: dad jokes. Des came in hot with classics like “pullin’ chocks” and “pinchin’ a loaf” and we’re 99% sure our kids now plan to emancipate themselves. Mission accomplished. 💩✌️💋 Then we dive into the spicy world of couples being extremely authentic online. Like, "here's how we spice up our marriage" authentic. We love love... but also, but can we get a warning before the visual?🚩📱💦🙃 We confess the weird little icks our partners g...
2025-07-1037 minAdventures of Des and CortCrying But TryingSend us a textSome people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight five minutes ago and now act like they invented success. 🐴✨ Cool it, Carol. Just because you’ve got veneers and a gym membership doesn’t mean you get to shame someone still in the trenches. Humility called, and it’s wondering where you went.Des got a letter in the mail. Like… stamped. Addressed to “Neighbor.” All to say, “Hey, your tractor tapp...
2025-06-2637 minAdventures of Des and CortIf You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say Don’t Say Anything At AllSend us a textThis week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des is in a full-blown rage spiral over those preachy “I’m better than you” posts. 🚨 We get it, you're holier than thou and so cool (but still weirdly posting trying to be relatable?).We chat about how scrolling first thing in the morning is messing up our mornings, and how Des’s F45 workout had he...
2025-06-1956 minAdventures of Des and CortGot The MorbsSend us a text🎙 Got The MorbsThis week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the cat has returned from his mysterious sabbatical like he didn’t ghost the entire family. Classic cat behavior. 🐾We dive into the emotional rollercoaster of wedding dress shopping for Cort’s daughter (yes, we cried), the return of the strawberry moon and how it's apparently the closest to Earth since 2006—so if you’ve been feeling unhinged lately… blame the moon. 🌕We talk about ho...
2025-06-1148 minAdventures of Des and CortBuddy Bench Besties: Table For Two, AlwaysSend us a textThis week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us sipping drinks alone on the patio, we realized maybe we’re not everyone's cup of Arnold Palmer. But hey, we crack ourselves up, so it’s fine. 😅⛳🍹We chat:🐱 Zeek the cat’s midlife crisis. He’s gone missing and were not sure if he went back to his other family. Um, rude?🛣️ Men and directions: still a national emergency.🌀 Cort's anxiety attack on a mountain road thanks to th...
2025-06-0540 minAdventures of Des and CortGas Station Snacks and Golf Course Panic AttacksSend us a text⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and Des is out here raw-dogging the fairway with a vodka soda and vibes. 😵💫We talk about:🚙 The sacred art of road trip snacking (and why a $100 gas station haul is basically therapy)😩 The soul-crushing feeling of coming home after a trip🫠 The Handmaid’s Tale finale… we are a bit disappointed🏕️ Why putting us in the mountains = instant serotonin🧠 And how the only thing more terrifying than a tee shot is realizin...
2025-05-2940 minAdventures of Des and CortTell Us We Suck…We Can Work With ThatSend us a textIn this episode, we unpack a senior moment that led Des to accidentally download something that made her computer scream for help (the internet is a scary place, folks). We also attempt to navigate the absolute emotional landmine that is… being given a compliment. Like, what do you want us to do, smile? Say thank you?? Our imposter syndrome said no.We also catch up on the Handmaid’s Tale (no spoilers, but we’re still emotionally unstable), dive into the nostalgia rabbit hole of the upcoming Besties Social Club: Rewind
2025-05-2236 minAdventures of Des and CortTrees Can Hear You, Diddy's In Trouble and We're TiredSend us a textWe laughed, we ranted, we asked trees for emotional support. 🌳😭This week’s episode is brought to you by exhaustion, unhinged headlines, and the absolute audacity of people who park like they’re in a bumper car arena. 🚗💥We’re coming down from the post-event high (read: crash), which means everything annoys us just a little bit more than usual. Like family members putting things where they do not belong 😤 or sucky parkers who clearly said, “That’ll do,” and walked away with pride.Then we spiral into:The Didd...
2025-05-1538 minAdventures of Des and CortDelulu Is The Only SoluluSend us a text🚨 Warning: We’re operating at peak delusion this week and honestly? It’s working for us. 😎✨In this episode of Delulu Is The Only Solulu, we unravel the pure chaos that is planning a golf tournament 🏌️♀️⛳ (if spreadsheets were edible, we’d be stress-snacking on them). But mark our words—we’re about to host the best damn golf event this town has ever seen 💅💥.We chat about how the mental load we carry as women is WILD 🧠💫 (we love men, but let’s be real—they’d fold like lawn chairs in our brains for a day). We sha...
2025-05-0933 minAdventures of Des and CortAloha, Hot Stuff!Send us a textThis week’s episode is full of ✨closet meltdowns, chaotic would-you-rathers, and a surprising amount of bathroom talk,✨you're welcome in advance.We kick things off with a fashion crisis. Shopping when your brain is running on 47 tabs and a half-charged mental battery? Impossible. 🧠 Des is loyal to her high-rise jeans…but not too baggy, please! Cort, on the other hand, has a torso the length of a crouton and high-rise is NOT invited. Her mid-section demands mid or low-rise only, thankyouverymuch.Then we dive into some wild would-you-rathers:Would...
2025-05-0138 minAdventures of Des and CortB.O.L.O.Send us a text🚨 BOLO!🚨(Be On the Lookout…Cort just realized what that means and we’re never letting it go 🤣)In this episode, we’re covering all the chaos, cringe, and country living struggles you never knew you needed. Cort kicks us off with a HOT (literally) flash about losing power in the middle of nowhere 🏡⚡aka, no water, no showers, and lots of questioning life choices. Because when you're on a well system, power outages don’t just mean no Netflix... they mean no flushing 🚽😩.
2025-04-2531 minAdventures of Des and CortSpace Ships, Sales Tips, and Sassy RantsSend us a text🚀 Buckle up, Besties this episode is flying straight to the moon…and it’s full of hot flashes, high brows, and zero tolerance for bad behavior. 😤🔥This week, we’re ranting about disrespectful kids on the golf course (WHERE are your parents? ⛳️👀), and shady corporations dragging small businesses to try and keep your business (the audacity 🙄💼).We romanticize the heck out of life 💐🎶✨ because when you pretend you’re in a movie montage, the vibes are brighter, smells are better, and we refuse to let anyone kill the mood.🎥🌈Then we dive into the tone-deaf launch...
2025-04-1736 minAdventures of Des and CortOld Man EnergySend us a textOld Man Energy has officially entered the chat… and it’s wearing readers 👓, yelling “HUHHH?” at full volume, and making sure we stretch before walking briskly 🧍♀️➡️🧍♀️💨.We’re recapping our Bingo event 🎉 (shoutout to all the Besties that showed up 💕), plus another event where Des won a prize 🏆 but immediately went into full panic mode at the idea of attention 😳. She tried to pawn the prize off on Cort (❌ denied), then smoothly talked our boss into claiming it 🫣.Meanwhile, Cort discovered she has full-blown Grandpa Energy🧓… couldn’t hear anything 🔊❌, told Des to “just claim the prize already,” and was...
2025-04-1036 minAdventures of Des and CortLieabetesSend us a textBuckle up, besties—this episode is a ride. 🎢 First up, we need to talk about 1923 and how Spencer is STILL trying to get back to the ranch. Like, sir… we know it’s the early 1900s, but even a homing pigeon would’ve made it by now. 🦅⏳Then, we dive into the chaos that is Lori Vallow’s latest interview, where she fully doubled down on her delusions. The audacity? Unmatched. The detachment from reality? Astronomical. 🚀🤯Cort shares some true crime level drama from her own neighborhood, and somehow, she wasn’t the first one...
2025-04-0340 minAdventures of Des and CortYikes!Send us a text🚨 YIKES! 🚨The only word that truly captures this week’s absolute mess. First up: battling insurance for the 4th time like it’s the Hunger Games except instead of a bow and arrow, we have a 3-hour hold time and a slowly dying will to live. 🎯📞🙃 Then, being exposed by the kids because they repeat things we probably shouldn’t have said to them. Who knew that your mom tells you she will “Donkey Punch” you wasn’t appropriate to mention to a Vice Principal?🤷♀️ We’re also launching a campaign to bring yikes...
2025-03-2748 minAdventures of Des and CortSalty, Defiant and Extremely NoncompliantSend us a textBuckle up, b*tches…this week’s episode is a wild ride through salty confessions, defiant energy, and our refusal to be compliant with… well, pretty much anything. Salty, Defiant, and Extremely Noncompliant is exactly what you'd expect from us…chaotic, hilarious, and slightly concerning. 🔥 Hot Flash Alert: Dating in your 30s, 40s, and 50s sounds like an extreme sport, and based on our single friends' horror stories… we’re glad we’re not playing. 🥂 FUPAs & Fizz: That time we snuck mini champagne bottles into the movie theater by strategically placing th...
2025-03-2039 minAdventures of Des and Cort💸 Trust Fund Babies Trapped in Middle-Class Bodies💸Send us a textThis week, we’re living proof that money can’t buy happiness… but we’re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. 🤷♀️ We kick things off by bitching just enough to clear our chakras before getting back to being grateful or whatever. If only we were trust fund babies, we’d be out here living our best lives…golfing, gym’ing, vacationing, and swiping the Black Card like we’re in a rom-com montage. Instead, we’re over here stress-spending on things that make zero sense (but hey, retail therapy is still therapy). ...
2025-03-1341 minAdventures of Des and CortShitty SituationsSend us a textFrom peaceful getaways to public health violations, this one is a ride. Buckle up. Des took a relaxing trip with her sister to Hagerman, soaking in the peace and quiet… until a mom decided to change a full-on code-brown diaper right on the breakfast table. 🍳💩 Bon appétit! Meanwhile, Cort’s hot flash is all about Negative Nancys, you know, the people who wouldn’t be happy even if they won the lottery and the friends who talk so much sh*t about others that you know they’re talking about you too. 😒
2025-03-0632 minAdventures of Des and CortHot Girl Water WalksSend us a textThis week, we’re diving into Hot Girl Water Walks because who wouldn’t want to spend their days power-walking through the pool, gossiping, and wrapping it all up with a 9 PM bedtime? Cort just got back from living her best retired life in AZ, staying with her Tia in a community that has figured it out…sunrises, golf, cocktails, and concerts where nobody stands up. Who needs rowdy when you have rhythm (while seated, of course)? Meanwhile, Des had to take a side chick to an event because Cort ditched her for...
2025-02-2736 minAdventures of Des and CortLocked Doors and Bruised EgosSend us a textThis week, Des and Cort revel in their Valentine's Day Luxury aka letting their husbands cook while they sat back sipping cocktails like queens. They tackle the age-old debate: do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? (Spoiler: One of them is clearly wrong.) Cort shares a high school nightmare where she is lost in the hallways, desperate to find class and not be late. Why are we still having nightmares about high school at 42? Des deals with Zeek, the neighborhood cat who refuses to respect property lines. And finally, Josh t...
2025-02-2037 minAdventures of Des and CortDon’t Yuck Someone Else's YumSend us a textYou know those people who think their way is the way? Yeah, we’re calling them out. Whether it’s what time you work out, where you work from, or how you live your life—who cares? Still sweating, still making money, still thriving. Let people live. We also get into how people assume we’re the same person, like a two-for-one deal, (besties for the restie) in reality, we’re just that in sync. And honestly? We love it. The people who truly know us understand that we each bring our own mag...
2025-02-1439 minAdventures of Des and CortTwo C*nts in a CarSend us a text🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢 We’re covering all the important things in life: 😤 Sounds that enrage us when we’re hormonal (why is breathing so loud?!) 🐈 Des’s unwanted feline squatter (the neighbors swear it’s not theirs) 🛻 Winter finally arriving—except it’s just mud everywhere 📸 Why every photo shoot makes us look like we just got engaged Then, we debate Buy Nothing 2025—we could do it… but should we? 👀 Also, WTF are ugly feet sandals(yes, it...
2025-02-0739 minAdventures of Des and CortShootin' BlanksSend us a textThis episode starts with a literal bang! Our neighbor shot off a blank in his office, and we heard everything. Nothing like a little unplanned adrenaline rush to kick things off. 😳🔫 Our Hot Flashes this week? - Doing business with friends & family (aka, do we really want to lose this relationship over business) - Hormones making us feel like we have the IQ of a potato because we cannot find our words. 🫠 Then, we break down our getting-ready styles: Des treats it like a marathon (with snack breaks), whil...
2025-01-3041 minAdventures of Des and CortSpittin' NailsSend us a textThis week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the inauguration—Bush’s funny face included (someone get that man a comedy special). We also had a few Hot Flashes that got us heated: kids vandalizing like wannabe graffiti artists, people ignoring No Parking signs like they’re suggestions, and noise pollution that made us consider throwing our own neighborhood rave just to see how they like it. Then, we vented about the universal truth of event prep: women need a full-on production team just to show up. Shaving, tanning, nails, ha...
2025-01-2341 minAdventures of Des and CortFun BagsSend us a textFun Bags 🎉🥂: Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Irish goodbyes at the bar. Now? Two drinks, a gallon of water, and a full dinner later, we wake up feeling like we got hit by a bus. 🥴 This week, we’re spilling the tea on trying to be fun again in 2025. We recount our wild past (RIP to Wine Wednesdays that didn’t end until Thursday and Cort running home like a “Survivor” contestant being chased🏃♀️💨) an...
2025-01-1645 minAdventures of Des and CortDo They Know They Have 30 Minutes?Send us a textThis week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave the loudest person on the flight the mic to narrate their life story? 🎤🙉 We dive into the rocky start of 2025 with the bombings and fires in California. We are over people who think that because they have money it makes them immune to disaster or human feelings. 🌍🔥 To stay sane, we’re thinking about taking a social media detox—but knowing us, it’ll last about three days. Cort s...
2025-01-0935 minAdventures of Des and CortNight BitchesSend us a textThe week between Christmas and New Year’s: a vortex of snacks, naps, and asking what day it is. We dive into the black hole week phenomenon, share our delightfully low-key Christmas stories, and discuss the very relatable struggle of realizing pullout couches are the enemy of 40-something backs. 🛋️💀 Des reveals her plans for an Arizona getaway 🌵☀️, we talk about testing the limits of our skin with a harsh chemical peel (new year, new face?), and giggle way too much about the movie Nightbitch—let’s just say it was… odd. 👀 🐕🎥 It’s a laugh-out-loud cat...
2025-01-0237 minAdventures of Des and CortHey, You with the Glasses: Life According to IzaakSend us a textThis week, we’re joined by Cort’s son, Izaak, for a hilariously candid episode full of college tales, childhood memories, and one VERY specific story involving a guy (possibly on drugs) yelling for Izaak to help him "handle business." Spoiler: glasses are apparently a beacon for street justice. 😳👀 Izaak shares what he's learned since moving away, dishes out some unfiltered truths about college life, and even blesses us with his Trump impression (it’s *huge*). 🏫🎤 Along the way, we reminisce about his younger years, where the stories are equal parts sweet and funny.
2024-12-2645 minAdventures of Des and CortWhore in a Drawer: Festive Chaos EditionSend us a textThis week, we're diving into Christmas with a naughty twist 🎄😂. Cort shares the origin story of Whore in a Drawer—a raunchy, rebellious Barbie alter-ego created a decade ago to cheer Des up. (It worked.) We also tackle important holiday debates like real vs. fake trees, white lights vs. colored lights, and whether an hour-long saxophone performance of Christmas music on a plane would make you merry or murderous. 🎷✈️ Des delivers the ultimate wiener joke, we reminisce about when we stopped believing in Santa, and discuss how Christmas evolves with adult kids. While it f...
2024-12-1946 minAdventures of Des and CortDick Pic DetectiveSend us a textBuckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” email fail so explicit it might land her on an HR PowerPoint. Meanwhile, Des channels her inner Sherlock Holmes, taking us on the unforgettable journey of how her curiosity led to an accidental dick pic discovery during a Facebook deep dive. Spoiler: curiosity really did kill the vibe. We also rage over the true villains of society—people who don’t return their shopping carts—and air our Instagram-induc...
2024-12-1235 minAdventures of Des and CortIt Hurts Me More Than It Hurts YouSend us a textThis week, we ponder what we’d do if martial law was enacted (Des would be a hot mess, and Cort would definitely test the boundaries—naturally). Plus, the latest episode of Cory's Sleep Chronicles features him attempting to turn on a lamp... in his dreams.Life lately? We’re perpetually sleepy but forcing ourselves out to socialize, and every time we do, we remember just how fun we actually are.Des gets hilariously ragey when people dare to return her infamous love taps b...
2024-12-0537 minAdventures of Des and CortMama Knows Best- Dee Takes the Mic!Send us a textThis week, we handed over the mic to none other than Dee—Des’s mom, the headbutt queen, and unofficial boss of everything. 💁♀️ From hilarious stories of Des growing up, to Dee’s first impression of Cortnie, this episode is equal parts roast and toast. 🔥🍞 We’re talking: - Dee’s unique punishment methods (spoiler: headbutts were involved) 🤕 - What we’re thankful for this year (besides wine, obviously) 🍷 - A sprinkle of Thanksgiving 🦃 - And, of course, life advice from Dee, because Mama always knows best💡...
2024-11-2742 minAdventures of Des and CortI Got My Workin' Hair OnSend us a textThis week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance doesn’t make staying in the zone easy. Speaking of hard things (pun intended), we’re breaking down a new Netflix doc and a commercial for fixing a… crooked situation for the fellas.We also dive into the glass ball vs. rubber ball theory because adulting is a juggling act. Are we prioritizing what matters, or are we just throwi...
2024-11-2232 minAdventures of Des and CortAdventuring at The DriftSend us a textThis week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, sometimes it’s more “checklist” than “passion”). Plus, we’re heading off to The Drift for a little podcasting adventure getaway—don’t miss the details on our upcoming *giveaway* 👀! We’re also untangling the Christmas lights a tad early and calling out those influencers who keep it *just a little* too fake. It’s funny, it’s honest, and it’s a wild ride...
2024-11-1338 minAdventures of Des and CortLadies and Gentlemen, Sophia!Send us a textIn this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary Enforcer taught her, to the thrill of adulting tasks like getting her tires changed. 🛠️🚗We get the lowdown on her adventures as a waitress, complete with the oddballs she meets daily, and hear about her legendary hobby of trolling Tinder bros just for laughs. 😜💕 Plus, we chat about her escapades in Seattle—where sh...
2024-11-0652 minAdventures of Des and CortIt's a Bop!Send us a textGet ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to bounce back faster than we can recover from the flu, and dudes hitting new lows with their thirst traps. 👀 Des recounts a manic shopping spree that somehow ended in a new car (it’s a mood, okay?), and Cort’s tales from parents weekend at University of Idaho remind us why parents and college campuses are a wild mix (yes, she fel...
2024-11-0330 minAdventures of Des and CortPink Pony ClubSend us a textIn this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm that is Pink Pony Club 🎶 (seriously, it won’t leave our heads), we’re covering it all. We also dive into Abercrombie & Fitch getting indicted (who saw that coming?), and why driving at night feels like an Olympic sport now that we’re older. Oh, and speaking of forgetfulness—wait until you hear the story about someone w...
2024-10-2436 minAdventures of Des and CortSCRAM!Send us a textIn this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculous things we put off forever, like Cortnie’s year-long quest to buy a new pillow 🛏️. We also dive into the joys of waking up one day and realizing crepe skin and fine lines have moved in for good 😬. But don’t worry, we’re keeping our tan year-round with some serious self-tanner game ✨. We did our bestie clothes try-on and crushed it 💁♀️👗! Plus, our a...
2024-10-1737 minAdventures of Des and CortFishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty BabySend us a textThis week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on talking trash. Oh, and let’s not forget the age-old saying that guests start smelling like fish when they’ve overstayed their welcome—we dive into that *fishy* situation, too. 🐠Cory’s got a new talent: sleep-screaming, and poor Des got the brunt of it. Then there’s the 30-year-old man caught breastfeeding *because it "s...
2024-10-1038 minAdventures of Des and CortJosh Has Entered The ChatSend us a textThis week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* about our friendship. We also take a trip down memory lane to some classic Josh mishaps: like that time he bought a giant truck *thinking* it was 4-wheel drive (spoiler: it wasn’t), banging up the camper 🚐, and, oh yeah, driving a post pounder straight onto his head. Ouch doesn...
2024-10-0349 minAdventures of Des and CortID GAFSend us a textThis week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally) in the woods 💩, and our favorite hobby—getting "delulu" when our husbands won’t pick up the phone 📞. Plus, more Diddy conspiracies, Des proving she needs a personal EMT 🩹, and a PSA for TV people in black shirts: LINT ROLL! 🧼 Oh, and let’s not forget our run-ins with ghosts and other random crap 👻. You know the drill—laugh with us, cry with us, or just ID-G...
2024-09-2638 minAdventures of Des and CortChuffling Through Ding Dongs & DiddlersSend us a textGet ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how we’re embracing the chubby girl shuffle. 🏃♀️💨We also tackle the important issues—like *offensive ding dongs* 🍩 (no, not the snack), *the diddler* 😳, and those cringe-worthy Facebook ads that make us wonder what the algorithm thinks of us! 💻🙈Add in a “gulley whomper” of a storm ⛈️, some TikTok mom drama 👀, and Fairly Reliable Barb (you know the type), and you’ve got a whirlwind of lau...
2024-09-1935 minAdventures of Des and CortFella FUPASend us a text🎙️ New Episode Alert: Fella Fupa! 🎙️This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're taking aim at arrogance, tackling perimenopause like pros (or at least like women who are thoroughly touched out), and embracing our 40s with zero interest in lip-locking marathons. 😜We’re dishing on winter activities that don’t involve freezing our butts off, debating the ultimate question—chef or cleaner?—and, of course, coining hilarious new names for men’s bodies since ours seem to be fair game for critique. 💁♀️Plus, ever wonder what husbands say in thei...
2024-09-1238 minAdventures of Des and CortHigh Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral VibesSend us a text🎙️ In this episode of High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes, we’re spilling the tea on how we might be a bit more high maintenance than we ever imagined. 💅 Plus, we’re sharing some tragic dog grooming stories that’ll make you cringe (and laugh). The 'ber' months are creeping in 🍂, and we’re already swapping summer clothes for fall—thanks to our new obsession with online shopping and at-home try-ons. 📦Expect surprise drop-ins from our college kids (they always know when the fridge is full 🍕), and get ready to laugh as we daydre...
2024-09-0441 minAdventures of Des and CortLong-gevity of a Toot TootSend us a textIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the randomness of life with a side of laughter! 🎙️ We kick things off by asking the age-old question: Why do we let simple tasks feel so overwhelming when they really only take 20 minutes? 🕒 Spoiler: We're just really good at procrastinating!We’re also chatting about the magic of watching our adult kids spread their wings via the wonders of technology. 📱✨ Then there are the moments when our kids do exactly what we said they’d never do, proving once...
2024-08-2833 minAdventures of Des and CortSmall Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname NonsenseSend us a textGet ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with anonymous posts about cheating husbands—because if you’re going to spill the tea, might as well make it anonymous! 🍵😏We’ll also discuss the latest in local bank robberies—nothing says small-town excitement like a good heist, right? 💰🔍 Plus, we’re airing out those habits we wish we didn’t have and sharing our strategies for navigating those super awkward situations that m...
2024-08-2240 minAdventures of Des and CortDon't Judge A Piece Of Candy By The WrapperSend us a textIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t resist swooping in like they’re auditioning for a Marvel movie. 🦸♂️Next, we’re dropping some serious wisdom: Don’t judge a piece of candy by its wrapper. 🍬 You never know what sweet (or sour) surprises lie beneath the surface! And since we’re rocking the empty nest life, we’ve taken up some new hobbies like guitar, dance...
2024-08-1535 minAdventures of Des and CortWrinkle-Free Wisdom: Uncommon Botox Places, Age Blindness, and Small-Town ScandalsSend us a textIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the unexpected and the hilarious side of aging. First up, we're talking Botox—but not where you'd expect. Then, it's on to the concept of age blindness and what it means to age gracefully, especially when you're not puffing on cigs like it’s 1950. And no small-town experience would be complete without a little Facebook drama! We dish out the latest gossip, laugh at the absurdity, and share our take on keeping it classy as the years roll on. Tune in for...
2024-08-0835 minAdventures of Des and CortHappee Tuesdee Fellow OlympiansSend us a textWelcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive into the soul-sucking reality of kissing ass in the sales industry—spoiler alert: it sucks. 🍑💋 But fear not, because we’re also celebrating the confidence that comes with knowing your worth in your 40s. 💪✨As the Summer Olympics heat up, we’re picking our dream sports and sharing our all-time favorites. Spoiler: we’re both gold medalists in the art of lounging. 🏅😆 And let’s talk about how Snoop Dogg has magically transformed into Ameri...
2024-08-0136 minAdventures of Des and CortBitch Bags & The Hurkle DurkleSend us a textWelcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, "Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle," we're serving up a smorgasbord of hilarity and real talk. First up, we're venting about our 18-year-olds and their unparalleled talent for driving us nuts. 😜Next, we're diving into the labyrinth of overthinking and perfectionism that plagues us women—because who doesn't love a good mental spiral? 🤯 Then, prepare for a tale of epic falls and hilarious bruises, proving once again that laughter really is the best medicine. 🤕We’re also get...
2024-07-2534 minAdventures of Des and CortHangover Breakfast Crises and Alias AdventuresSend us a textIn this lively episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, our dynamic duo tackles the quirks and conundrums of daily life. We dive into the frustrating world of those who think their way is the only way and explore the peculiar joy of dining before 4:30 PM. Des and Cort share their hilarious tales of hungover mornings where breakfast is a sacred ritual, complete with the occasional tear if it's unavailable. Plus, join us on a whimsical journey as they recount their experiences of traveling incognito, crafting creative aliases to dodge unwanted attention from...
2024-07-1843 minAdventures of Des and CortLittle Menty BSend us a textGet ready for another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Little Menty B, we're diving into the hilariously chaotic moments that make life oh-so-interesting. Ever redone your hair a million times because it just won't cooperate? We have too! 💇♀️ We're also venting about hating our closets, struggling with weight, and feeling like nothing is quite right. 😩But that's not all! We're dissecting the absurd news article about butt funneling margaritas and all the asinine hilarity it entails (pun totally intended). 🍑🍹 Plus, we discuss why scaring people is pure gold, es...
2024-07-1133 minAdventures of Des and CortMidweek Holidays, Kickin' Tickets, Famous in a Small TownSend us a textWelcome to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Midweek Holidays, Kickin’ Tickets and Famous in a Small Town, we're diving into the absurdities of life with our signature humor and charm. 😂Ever felt cheated by a midweek holiday that didn't give you the whole week off? Us too! We're ranting about that and sharing our adventures in gracefully kicking tickets to avoid dress disasters. 🎟️💃 Plus, we'll dish on the perils of midlife crisis nose rings and finger tattoos—because why not add some sparkle to our existential c...
2024-07-0333 minAdventures of Des and CortTitty On The TableSend us a textWelcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this hilariously candid episode titled Titty On The Table, we're diving into the awkward world of mammograms, where the only thing more uncomfortable than the machine is trying not to laugh. 🩺😆 We also chat about sensory issues and anxiety, because why not mix a little reality with our comedy?But wait, there's more! We're hitting that age where suddenly golf seems cool and joining a bowling league seems like the thing to do. 🏌️♀️🎳 Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, relatable moments, and the kind of girlfrien...
2024-06-2736 minAdventures of Des and Cort80's & 90's Nostalgia: The Best Generation's Glory DaysSend us a textHey there, fellow 90’s kids! Welcome to another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🌟 Today, we're taking a time machine back to the late 80s and 90s, reminiscing about the glory days of our childhoods. From the unforgettable TV shows that shaped our evenings to the wild antics of our teenage years, we're celebrating the era that made us who we are. 📺✨Join us as we laugh about the times our parents didn't have a clue what we were up to (ah, the freedom!) and marvel at how different things are for ou...
2024-06-1942 minAdventures of Des and CortWELP... Let Me Put My Coat OnSend us a textGet ready for another uproarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! In Welp... Let Me Put My Coat On, we dive head first into the world of backhanded compliments and the awkwardness they bring. We celebrate Idaho Wine Month, with a toast, even if camping as adults feels like adding chores to your vacation list. As we age, we discover the brand of toilet paper matters more than ever, and will tell you why! We tackle tan envy and why God must have picked favorites when it comes to getting t...
2024-06-1336 minAdventures of Des and CortChunky Dunkin' In The Tipsy TankSend us a textDive into another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort with Chunky Dunkin' In The Tipsy Tank! This week, we're soaking up the summer sun in our backyard pool, where the laughs are as abundant as the cocktails. Cort has Des in stitches with her ridiculous southern accent, and Des can't get enough of Corts ability to stay in character.But that's not all! We're spicing things up with some fun interview-style questions. Ever wondered about our thoughts on aliens, ghosts, spiders, birds, and what we'd do with a million...
2024-06-0748 minAdventures of Des and CortUnderoos Fiasco, Fun Aunties and Dick Gate 2024Send us a textHold onto your underoos, folks! In this laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the chaos of showing our underoos at 41 during an epic kickball game. But that is just the beginning! We're also uncovering the mystery of "Dick Gate 2024", where tiny plastic penises are popping up in the most unexpected places around the house. To top it all off, we're sharing stories of why we're the fun aunties every niece and nephew loves to hang out with. From hilarious falls to mischievous pranks, this episode is a whirlwind...
2024-05-2941 minAdventures of Des and CortDigital DinosSend us a textWelcome to Adventures of Des and Cort! In this episode, we're embracing our inner Digital Dinosaurs as we tackle the tech struggles that come with age. From being the go-to tech support for our families ( "Did you try turning it off and on again?") to dodging online scams that seem way too convincing, we're here to share our laugh-out-loud tech mishaps and victories. Join us for a journey through he digital jungle, where passwords are forgotten, UPS labels are unnecessary, and scam emails are more common than spam calls. Buckle up, it's going...
2024-05-2336 minAdventures of Des and CortSenioritis, Neurotic Moms & Wardrobe WoesSend us a textWelcome back to another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! This week, we're diving into the chaos of senioritis, the neurotic tendencies that come with motherhood, and the endless battle of finding clothes that actually fit! From our kids' creative excuses for slacking off to our own hilarious overreactions, we're sharing stories that'll make you feel right at home. Ever tried to squeeze into jeans that just won't budge? We feel. your pain! Tune in for a whirlwind of giggles, groans, and the comforting realization that we're all in this madness...
2024-05-1648 minAdventures of Des and CortBass Blasts, IRS Roulette, and Dad's DomainSend us a textGet ready to laugh out loud with Des and Cort on another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! From our hilarious struggles with booming car base to playing the nerve-wracking game of IRS Roulette, we're diving into the absurdities of everyday life. Ever wondered why dads are so protective of the thermostat and lawn? Because SAME! Plus, join us as we confess our carwash anxieties, lament lost remotes, and recount our misadventures under the sunny sky. Hold on to your hats (and your remotes), because this episode is packed with laughs and re...
2024-05-0940 minAdventures of Des and CortSnobs, Slobs and PaparazziSend us a textWelcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! Listen as they dive into the wild world of snobs, slobs and the possibility of brushing elbows with the paparazzi. Get ready for a whirlwind of laughs as they discuss everything from funny anonymous posts, water snobbery, and some frat antics. Ever felt like someone thinks they are sicker than you? They have got stories for days! Plus, they'll spill the beans on why Cortnie's couch is officially deemed disgusting and the powers of erasing makeup with...wait for it...a M...
2024-05-0243 minAdventures of Des and CortThat's WildSend us a textBuckle up folks! In this uproarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're unleashing the wild and whacky tales that'll leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud! From our hair-raising adventure to Idaho Falls to our hilarious encounters with ghosts at the ripe age of 41, it's a roller coaster ride of thrills and chills! But wait, there's more! Ever had a run-in with the DMV or forgotten to renew your license? Trust us, you're not alone in the chaos! Just when you thought it couldn't get any wilder, we'll introduce...
2024-04-2537 minAdventures of Des and CortProm Prep and Toddler TakedownsSend us a textGet ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos! In this hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the madness of parenthood and the nostalgia of prom season. From navigating the ups and downs of sending our kids off to Senior Prom to sharing our "hot flashes" of annoyance, it's a wild ride from start to finish! So grab your sequins and join us for a whirlwind of laughs, love, and a little bit of mayhem in Prom Prep and Toddler Takedowns! Remember to message us on ou...
2024-04-1842 minAdventures of Des and CortCall The CopsSend us a textGet ready to dial 911.. or maybe just laugh until you cry! In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're serving up some hot flashes, hilarious tales, and a side of vigilante justice! From our hot flash grievances to our tendencies to play neighborhood watch, no shady business goes unnoticed on our watch! Don't worry, amidst the crime fighting shenanigans, we still find time to dish about the latest happenings in our lives. So grab your badge or call the cops! We can't grow without your support! Do us a s...
2024-04-1138 minAdventures of Des and CortTrippin' Down Memory LaneSend us a textIn this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, join them as they share their hilarious and wild experience of tripping on gummies. From the initial hesitation to the unexpected twists and turns, you won't believe the crazy journey they embark on.They also dive into the drama surrounding the Diddy Drama. Grab your favorite snacks and buckle up for a wild ride as these two besties spill the tea on their trippy adventure. Tune in now to Adventures of Des and Cort for all the laughs, drama, and good vi...
2024-04-0534 minAdventures of Des and CortWho Do We Think We Are?Send us a textJoin Des and Cort for their very first podcast episode. They delve into the roots of their bond, tracing back to Junior High where their friendship first blossomed. After years of diverging paths, fate reunited them in 2010, and they have been inseparable ever since.They navigate the intricate tapestry of their lives and offer a candid glimpse into the unique dynamics of female friendship. From sharing the highs and lows of their present-day experiences to reminiscing about cherished memories, they explore the essence of sisterhood and resilience.Get ready...
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