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ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 153WE'RE BACK, BABY. And so is MLS. Kind of. I guess. Bront and Drabby welcome back the one and only SEAN SITAR to the show. The lads talk about what Phase I of the MLS return will look like for the Columbus Crew, the new benchwarming acquisitions, and they preview games against not-Bridgeview and not-Jersey. Man Balls are awarded, and we discuss what Crew player we'd want to have as a boss. Also, Sean floats a terrible idea about the Hot Takes segment.2020-08-201h 39ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 152Just when you thought it was safe to get used to the idea of the Crew playing soccer again... NOPE. Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST ANDY STANKEY (WITH GUEST GUEST APPEARANCE BY JULIE STANKEY) discuss the "game" against Minnesota United. The lads discuss what comes next for MLS (hint: not a lot), how the Crew front office took care of player families, and who we DON'T want taking PKs. Man Balls are awarded, Bront keeps reminding Drabby of stuff he forgot, and Andy talks about his kink (hint: you can put it in your mouth). The lads preview...2020-07-311h 31ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 151So, apparently Crew want to keep playing soccer. Cool. It's another MLS Is Back, Coronavirus Is Still Here edition of ACES Radio! Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST CHARLES CANPENISNO discuss the results against NYRB, ATLUTDWTF, and their overall impressions of the group stage. They talk injuries (many), stadium virtual events (one), and Nordecke efforts with Voycenow (maybe more than one? GASP). The gang talks about who the best emergency goalkeeper would be, man balls are awarded (#EightBallsAtOnce), then Bront brings up random shit nobody knows about. Finally, Charles talks about his kink (hint, it's very hairy) and the...2020-07-241h 49ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 150Welcome to the COVID Cup! Bront and Drabby call in to discuss how things are going in the world's most permeable bubble! Topics include a lad check-in, why John's name isn't mentioned above, Crew vs. FC Fusslads, that weird-ass survey about going to games, and who you'd like to go to Zoombezi Bay with. Also, they preview the match vs. Red Bull, except the game is already over as I'm typing this summary. Oops. 2020-07-171h 27ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 149We're back and and in mid-season form for a sport that is in early season hiatus! John and Drabby discuss things while Bront is off licking N95 masks clean to make the world a safer place. The lads check in, as #BestFriendsLunch is off the table (haha). They discuss the new CBA, the Orlando "plan" (air quotes definitely intended), and team/player responses to #BlackLivesMatter. They also talk about which players they think should be the MLSPA rep, and give their man balls no thought whatsoever. 2020-06-081h 38ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 148Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he hates all Crew players and wouldn't buy their jerseys. No, seriously. Drabby thanks you, the person reading this, on the show. No, seriously. These are all actual things that happen. What a world. 2020-05-011h 01ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 147Good news: your favorite podcast is still putting out content! And ACES Radio is doing the same! John, Drabby, and Bront check in and wind up talking about grills like a bunch of cargo short wearing dads. #Rest. Then the lads discuss Crewzers Best All-Time Starting XI, and boy will Bront appall you. Not with his answers, just as a person. Last, they debate which Crew players, current and former, would be superheroes and what their abilities would be. Oh, they also check in on the Steps Challenge and talk about how you're all definitely cheating. 2020-04-241h 15ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 146No soccer? No problem. Except problem, because soccer podcast. Anyway, John, Drabby, and Bront check in on each other and our respective roommates, raccoon or otherwise. We talk about the first week of the #Crew96 Steps Challenge, including who's pulling up the rear and getting the bulk. We talk season tickets and what might need to happen with all that, then hit the important issue of the day: who's the best cook on the team, and what's their dish? Hard-hitting stuff, gang. 2020-04-171h 07ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 145If you thought a lack of anything worthwhile to discuss would stop us, you've never listened to this podcast before. Today, John, Drabby, and Bront discuss what life continues to be like in the #StayAtHome era. They discuss the Crew 30 Day Steps Challenge, recipes from the Crew dietitian, how the FO might handle ticket money if the season is scrapped, and who they think the best Steps Challenge coaches would be. On Segment 2... fuck it, no Segment 2. On Segment 3... nah, just hit "end recording," John.2020-04-101h 01ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 144It's another #StayAtHome episode of ACES Radio! In today's Segment 1, John, Drabby, and not Bront check in on each other like true Best Friends do when there's no lunch. We talk FIFA and how bad BigWhiskeyEd is at it. Finally, we discuss the best Crew hair in history (hint: Morgan doesn't make the cut... GET IT? CUT?!) In Segment 2, JairadBallerina talks about his kink. Here's a hint: you need 1-5 other people involved, and sometimes minors. In Segment 3, Drabby reads YOUR hot takes and actually updates the standings. What a world.2020-04-032h 12ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 143You think your virtual happy hours are awkward? Wait til you hear this episode of ACES Radio! In Segment 1, John, Drabby, and Bront talk about what life has been like in #StayAtHomeOhio and what's happening in the Crew social media world. In Segment 2, John talks about his kink... it turns out, he likes it when people watch. In Segment 3, we read NEARLY ALL of your hot takes, and Drabby forgets to update the blood point standings, while John narrowly remembers to do the commercial. Way to go, guys. 2020-03-271h 22ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 142Well, there's no soccer. But that didn't stop John, Drabby, and Bront from firing up the microphones. In Segment 1, the lads talk about what life has been like in the past week. Man Balls are given out, and Bront has a tender moment. Also, we talk about how to feed your FIFA Kink. In Segment 3 (yes, we know there's no 2), YOUR hot takes are read. Literally all of them. We discuss what the future might look like for Crew fans, the upcoming Patreon, and how you can join the ACES Radio Slack. 2020-03-201h 30ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 141We're back! We're audible! And we won't blow out your eardrums! Now it's just the content that sucks. John, Drabby, and Bront don't have a secret guest because fuck coronavirus. But they do recap the Crew vs. Seattle match in Segment 1, along with the injuries that plague the team, and the lads hand out Man Balls. In Segment 2, you find out what Bront's kink is. Hint: it requires four people. The panel is horrified. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes are shared with the world, if they're good or bad enough. Alex Thomas pops in with...2020-03-131h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 140John and Drabby are here. Bront is here--and audible, unfortunately. And SPECIAL GUEST HOST Alex Thomas, AKA Uncle Aligator, AKA Uncle Sportman himself, joins the lads. In Segment 1, we talk NYCFCSC, what new players showed the best for the Crew, and thoughts on the Pipa situation. In Segment 2, we ask Alex what his kinks are. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes, the weather report for Saturday, and match thoughts on the Seattle Soccer Inventors. 2020-03-061h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 139Okay, shitlords. It's here. John and Drabby welcome Gemini back to the show as SPECIAL POTENTIAL GUEST HOST #1. In segment 1, the gang talks offseason. In segment 2, Gemini talks about video games and D&D, like all good soccer podcasts. Segment 3 has YOUR hot takes (well, some of them), and stuff about NYCFC or whatever. 2020-02-282h 23
ACES RadioAces Radio: Is this episode zero, or episode 138?I can't believe we've done this. AGAIN. 2020-02-2122 min
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 137If you've ever listened to ACES Radio, don't. Love you.2019-10-102h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 136If you could just go ahead and not listen to anything after segment two, that'd be great.2019-10-033h 14
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1352019-09-262h 39
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1342019-09-192h 42
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 133You ever heard at least four dudes scream into a microphone at the same time for almost three hours? Guess what? You're about to. 2019-09-122h 42
ACES RadioLittle Tiny Hot Boy Show: Episode 1322019-09-051h 57
ACES RadioDisgusting Crew fans, SAD!Look at all these disgusting Crew fans, with their words that they use in front of our children.2019-08-292h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 130The only thing worse than the content is the audio quality.2019-08-152h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 129Hell is Real.2019-08-081h 52
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 128If you're at Hendocs Pub, you're in Greg's chair.2019-08-012h 15
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 127The most heavily edited episode in the history of MLS podcasts; of this, we can be certain. #BLESSED 2019-07-252h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 126If you can only hear out of your left ear say yeah.2019-07-172h 01
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 125I'm in yer trade window, moving boys while u record.2019-07-112h 31
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 124Big day today. #BillsMafia2019-06-271h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 123RING RING RING, THIS IS THE FBI, YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP. HELLO?????2019-06-212h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 122No Jean and no Drebs, but we has Naet and Haleks.2019-06-061h 53
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 121They're still shitty. 2019-05-302h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 120Tony Hogan Lad Party, Darla and The Shadow Baby, Jarvis' Spider Babies, and Steve Abreu says the Weather Report theme song is the wettest and hottest jam of summer 2019.2019-05-232h 45
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 119I HAD SHOES WHEN I CAME IN HERE.2019-05-161h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 118Just as friends.2019-05-101h 38
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 117He had wet hot poo-poo smashers on hims little tiny baby butthole, and mama had to clean it off.2019-05-022h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 11690% of the ocean is fish urine.2019-04-261h 53
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 115Segment three is half-missing. Such is Mango.2019-04-111h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 114Isn't every b technically mobile? #BUTTS2019-04-042h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 113GO INSIDE OF EACH OTHER JUST AS FRIENDS 2019-03-212h 06
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 112Yeah, poops.2019-03-141h 57
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 111SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew vs. New York Red Bulls, Cracking The Code breaks down what Michael Arace means when he uses words, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and shitlord supreme Mike Hudson (aka Mike Hudson Sucks) stops by the show to talk about things but also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, then we recap last week's predictions from the Latin panel for podcast hosts before giving you our predictions for Crew at Revolution, along with The We...2019-03-072h 33
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 110A new season, a new reason to listen to the Trash Pocket.2019-02-282h 13
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 109Gary is my tiny baby.2019-01-112h 20
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 108OMFG PAM GROW UP2018-11-302h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 107SECRET SEGMENT FOUR SHHHHHHH DON'T TELL PAM2018-11-092h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 106IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, PENISBREATH.2018-10-262h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1055318008 page me2018-10-193h 41
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 104HASHTANG SAVED THE CREW2018-10-123h 15
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1031. PICARD 2. JANEWAY 3. ARCHER 4. KIRK 5. SISKO2018-10-053h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 102SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH GARY HUGHES SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH 2018-09-282h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 101USE THE DISCOUNT CODE SUPER HARD RALPH.2018-09-212h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 100MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHO...2018-09-143h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 99Gary is the most precious sleeping animal I've ever seen.2018-09-072h 40
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 98Tim "The Tool Man" Tayor2018-08-311h 43
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 97RETURN OF THE SHREK YES IT IS RETURN OF THE SHREK OH MY GOD RETURN OF THE SHREK PUMP UP THE WORLD RETURN OF THE SHREK YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK RETURN OF THE SHREK 2018-08-241h 44
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ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 95Pam has so much growing up to do.2018-08-032h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 94SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at NYCFC, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan First Name Last Name stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Fighting My Shopify Dot Coms, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-182h 41
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 93SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and best man at Pam's upcoming wedding Ian Maute stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at NYCFC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-122h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 92SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at Los Angeles Galaxy Craft, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-052h 27
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 91SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC at Los Angeles Football Craft, Cracking the Code makes it's triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT 2: Adam Jardy of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss the health of his dog, and also, is his dog okay? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT 3: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes, aka The Battle for The Grand Prize. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs. the Realest of all Salt Lakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-06-282h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 90Don't forget to use the hashtag #MorganForBestFriendsClub.2018-06-222h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 89Poopy poopy buttcracks.2018-06-152h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 88Hi, my name is Anthony Precourt, and I have soft hands because I have never used them to build anything or perform any task ever in my entire life. I've never worked for anything, and I am a lying pile of human garbage. Please give me things because I feel that I deserve them.2018-06-082h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 87The best friends club is real, and Morgan is definitely 100% in it and we are best friends together as people who are real and exist and eat at MCL or another restaurant that is a place that we go all the time as best friends. 2018-06-013h 21
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 86SEGMENT ONE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT TWO: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT THREE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.2018-05-252h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 85The Dave Greeley Show is filmed before a live studio audience. 2018-05-183h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 84SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fans Dave and Olivia Edinger stop by to talk about Amish stuff or speak in Pennsylvania-Dutch, or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire.2018-05-103h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 83WE WILL NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE PROFESSIONAL SPORTS BUSINESS.2018-05-042h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 82SEGMENT ONE: Anthony Precourt is a sociopath. SEGMENT TWO: Sean Sitar goes to see X-Man 3. SEGMENT THREE: We have a taco stand, there will not be a Crew game on.2018-04-272h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 81SEGMENT ONE: Rob Schneider is a stapler. SEGMENT TWO: Oh tam tam tamaloo stops by for der prabes a lerb derp a lerb, also look at me I'm a praynus frank ah I go to a praynus braynus. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the grand prabes, prabevrabing Crew against Rabealabes, and der deeber. Ter herb ah berloo.2018-04-202h 49
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 80SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Bridgeview F*re, Cracking the Code talks lawsuit, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest David Miller stops by to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes from The Massive, rrediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at DC United.2018-04-132h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 79SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.2018-04-052h 23
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 78SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Andy Stankey stops by the show to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps.2018-03-302h 27
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 77SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Jo Rodgers stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how she's one of the top lads at attending City Council meetings in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. DC United.2018-03-222h 21
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 76SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Tobias Roediger stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top advertisingmen in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Philadelphia Union.2018-03-152h 40
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 75SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Cracking the Code with celebrity fan Steve Abreu, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Keith Naas stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top threadman in the game today. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact.2018-03-082h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 74SEGMENT ONE: The number 17 Buffalo Bills podcast within the outerbelt of 270 is back and worse than ever before! We talk Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, cover PSV's latest press release of failure, and hand out our first Man Balls of 2018. SEGMENT TWO: The first guest in ACES Radio history returns to talk #SaveTheCrew. His name is Sean Kelly, and his STC documentary is hitting the big screen on 3/9. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize is back, as we read your first hot takes of the 2018 season. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing...2018-02-263h 06
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 73CLIP SHOW TIME! Join us on a trip down memory lane to hear what the Columbus Crew means to some of our celebrity guests from episodes past. 2018-01-1142 min
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 72 SEGMENT ONE: Updates on #SaveTheCrew, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Mike Flick stops by to talk about stuff and also things. SEGMENT THREE: Trophies, Grand Prizes, Memories of Season Two, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more. 2017-12-082h 29
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 71 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Toronto, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Co-Host of 97.1 The Fan's Common Man and T-Bone, Jonathan "T-Bone" Smith stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Recapping the latest failure in the long history of failed trips that is #NorOnTour. 2017-11-302h 28
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 70 SEGMENT ONE: Cracking the Code with Celebrity Fan Tim Myers, as we discuss his recent narrative-destroying study of PSV talking points. Also, Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Guest Michael Arace of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss how the Crew situation compares with the Hartford Whalers moving to Carolina in 1997. Also, things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Previewing Leg One of the Eastern Conference Finals against Toronto FC. 2017-11-172h 02
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 69 (Nice) Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here. The final Blood Points of the year are handed out (Battle For The Grand Prize), final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. 2017-11-022h 08
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 68SEGMENT ONE: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT TWO: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT THREE: #SaveTheCrew2017-10-203h 00
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 67SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. DC United, Cracking The Code featuring Federico Higuain, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Darling Thief stops by the show to discuss stuff and also things. Will she know what to do with the tire? SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2017-10-052h 14
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 66SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYRB, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and #OcularFuckingMelanoma survivor Mike Cornell joins the program to talk about things, and also about stuff. But what do we do with the tire, Greg? SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. DC United, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2017-09-282h 17
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 65SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Vancouver, Cracking the Code featuring Justin Merman, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and number one comedy boy Travis Irvine stops by the show to discuss stuff and things. The panel breaks down Nate Beckman's Crew SC Playoff Forecaster, and talks about what Columbus needs from the final four games of the 2017 season. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. New York Re...2017-09-222h 37
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 64SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad. SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.2017-09-161h 01
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 63SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Sporting KC, Cracking The Code, Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Oliver Convertini stops by to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.2017-09-152h 22
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 62 SEGMENT ONE: Nate Beckman's Playoff Forecaster featuring his goddamned kids and their never-ending lust for yogurt, Cracking The Code, Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan "Cowtown" Ben Beachy stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff, but what do we do with the tire, Greg? SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Previewing Crew SC vs. Sporting Kansas City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more. 2017-09-082h 15
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 61 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. FC Dallas, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Wahlter the Ruccoon stop by the show to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Heading live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers versus Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more 2017-09-011h 17
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 60 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Orlando City, Recapping Crew SC vs. LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Stef Steffen stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. Not only is she a Celebrity Fan and mother to Crew SC starting goalkeeper Zack Steffen, but she's also a human being. We think. Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: Reading your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. FC Dallas, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more. 2017-08-252h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 59 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and...2017-08-182h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 58 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at San Jose Earthquakes, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg makes his record-setting third appearance on the show, as we talk all-things-summer-transfer-window, including his lobster Ethan Finlay heading to Minnesota. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs Bridgeview Fire, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more. 2017-08-113h 00
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 57 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Karen Crognale stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, her life as a Crew SC fan and an MLS mom, and how she has three grown adult children but still looks like she's 25 years old. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Predictions Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at San Jose Earthquakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more. 2017-08-042h 39
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 56 Recapping Crew SC vs Philadelphia Union times two, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. Celebrity MLS shill Andrew King stops by to discuss a proposal for promotion and relegation within Major League Soccer. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction score, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. Real Salt Lake, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more. 2017-07-282h 21
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 32 Details on the ACES Radio Celebrity Fan Hype Party for USA vs Mexico, Crew SC vs NYCFC recap, Man Balls Recapping the Columbus Crewzers FC 2016 season with Celebrity Fan Darby Shnarfus The final edition of the 2016 Battle for the Grand Prize, final score predictions, Recapping ACES Radio: Season 1 2016-10-272h 11
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 13 Recap of Crewzers vs. RSL and Crewzers vs. Chester Unions. The season is 41% done, so like, what does that mean, and stuff? Man Balls. Celebrity fan Darby Shnarfus stops by for six hours, and we talk to him about things and also about other things. Hot takes! Greg is deported! Morgan ruins the show! Julie Stankey wins internet points! FC Cincinnati rants! This and not a whole hell of a lot more in segment three. Worst episode ever. 2016-06-032h 42