Shows
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be Pickle Boy"Better Hide Her, That's Dan Schneider" amirite2024-04-1937 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Talk About the Oscars and RambleBad audio quality on this one. Bitrate mistake by me. You get what you pay for.2024-03-2936 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Be Intelligent, Even ArtificiallyA.I.? More like Hey, Die.2024-03-1219 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Answer VoicemailsFinally. Right?2024-01-1921 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Be an InternThis one is probably insanely frustrating to listen to but I hope you stick around anyway.2023-12-2050 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Tomato Based SauceCan't describe this one, you just have to listen...2023-11-1125 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Nightmare on a Street Named After a Tree (Spooktober Spooktacular 2023!)Boo!2023-10-2749 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Keep Ranting About B-MoviesTo B or not to B?2023-10-1340 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Rant About B-MoviesYou like Jazz?2023-09-3029 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Fever DreamMovies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...2023-09-0824 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Laugh at Leslie Nielsen and Cry at Rob SchneiderYou like comedy? Do I have news for you!2023-08-2541 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Come On and Go PartyBarbie? I hardly knowie.2023-08-1146 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Record Our Worst Episode EverSeriously.2023-07-2037 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be Strange, Again, In Different RealitiesSam Raimi? I barely knowey2023-06-1636 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be a Desaturated Serial KillerDavid Fincher? I barely know her.2023-05-3147 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Draft Films We've Never SeenWith the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!2023-04-2425 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 3)Finished!2023-03-1743 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 2)This is a 3 parter. I know, yawn. Listen, though.2023-03-0330 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 1)It's been a year.2023-02-101h 01
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Yep (Part 2)What if clouds were hungry2023-01-2750 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Yep (Part 1)Plan 9 from outer space with a monkey2023-01-1325 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 2)Again? Heh.2022-12-0958 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 1)We catch up for the first time since last Fall. Wow.2022-11-2546 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Save Jungle Children or Crash my Scion-TCYou're the wizard of loneliness2022-11-1142 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to SlashHappy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.2022-10-2855 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to SmileHope you have a competent dentist. I've heard Preston is great.2022-10-1436 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have Grit, Gremlins, Garbage, or Gonk DroidsWe were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.2022-09-3029 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Put Everything on a BagelThis movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.2022-09-1630 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Once Again Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"Remember Obi-Wan? Consider this Obi-Two.2022-09-0325 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Jar of Dirtyo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum2022-08-0620 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it2022-07-1535 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Purdy Mouth or Be on NetflixThis week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto2022-07-0818 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Give You an UpdateWhere are we? Where have we been? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?2022-06-2901 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Laugh on CueSitcoms: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Enjoy!2022-05-2044 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to be Symmetrical in the Mountains of Eastern EuropeSay yes to the Wes2022-04-2213 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Commit CrimeSam Raimi, remember him?2022-04-1518 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Get Our Heads in the GameGetcha getcha getcha getcha2022-04-0814 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to be Ryan ReynoldsEvery Ryan Reynolds film, ranked (ok, kinda).2022-04-0135 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Deconstruct Your Greek MythHercules (2014) directed by Brett Ratner is a movie, we believe2022-03-2506 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be VengeanceThe Batman is out - is it the best live-action adaptation of the character? Call in and tell us!2022-03-1840 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Survive 2021Our top movies of 2021. What are your favs?2022-03-0424 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Eat Chocolate CakeMy ~2022-02-2516 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Finish the FightCortana needs to wear some clothes.2022-02-1813 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be An NPCFree Guy? More like Free Guy Ritchie amirite2022-02-1114 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Die in Korea AgainSquid rhymes with Syd2022-02-0445 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Die in KoreaRemember Squid game? 2022-01-2812 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Find Space ClamsProspect! The movie. Yes.2022-01-2113 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To Ever Ever Ever Get Back TogetherI don't know about you, but I2021-12-3108 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To Go HomeSpider2021-12-2233 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified Special: Spider-Man RetrospectiveSpider-Man? Never heard of her2021-12-1721 min
Not QualifiedDuneHamburger hamburger hamburger cheeseburger hamburger fries2021-12-1118 min
Not QualifiedFall Catch-Uphow much ketchup can two men eat2021-11-1930 min
Not QualifiedYou, Season ThreeListen to Joe rant about how dumb season three of "You" is.2021-11-1237 min
Not QualifiedRanting About David Lynch... AgainWhy?2021-11-0520 min
Not QualifiedPrince of Darkness (Halloween BOOnus Episode)Boo! Heh. You should have seen the look on your Satan Jell-O.2021-10-3125 min
Not QualifiedCensor (Spooky Season Episode)This week the guys REDACTED2021-10-2930 min
Not QualifiedThe Ritual (Spooky Season Episode)Boo! Heh. Should have seen the look on your face.2021-10-2221 min
Not QualifiedVideo Games and European Shout-outsAh yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to fill out these forms before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.2021-10-1520 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Watch Non-Pixar Animated MoviesEver heard of this little indie film called SHREK?2021-09-2534 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Make Fun of Other People's ListsTop ten anime battles of all time2021-09-1718 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Rant About David LynchI rant about David Lynch for an absurdly long time... almost as long as a single shot from Twin Peaks Season 32021-09-1029 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Make Fun of Other People's ListsTop ten anime battles of all time2021-09-0918 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Do a Zombie HeistArmy of Darkness is cooler but this is okay2021-09-0322 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Introduce Our Second GuestNow there are two of them?2021-08-2725 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Introduce Our First GuestThis week Zef is joined by a mystery man. Cool!2021-08-2043 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Turn the Lights OutScared yet? You will be.2021-08-1344 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be Sad About a Dog (In The Future)One of our favorite episodes of the amazing show "Futurama!"2021-08-0613 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be A Horse and Eat McDonald'sWe watch Spirit, and eat the BTS meal. Have you had it?2021-07-3019 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Listen to the MusicWe talk about our favorite bands this week! What are yours?2021-07-2319 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: ActOur favorite actors! Who is yours?2021-07-1621 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Spooky (In the Realm of Book Adaptations)We talk about Stephen King adaptations!2021-07-0915 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Have Hot TakesUnpopular opinions abound in this episode!2021-07-0215 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified Episode XXVII: A New TropeWe talk about our favorite and least favorite movie tropes today. And then walk away from an explosion like a cool guy. We don't turn around to look, either. Double cool.2021-06-2516 min
Not QualifiednOT QUaLiFiED tO: paRoDy fiLMsI see your schwartz is as big as mine2021-06-1821 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Uh, Steven Spielberg, I Guess...What's your favorite Spielberg film?2021-06-1116 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everywhere.A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.2021-06-0416 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Let What We Do Define UsHoly exposition, Batman! This week we're trying to talk about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We do our best.2021-05-2814 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Eat KatsupWe catch up on a few things we've been watching - make sure to call and leave us a voicemail!2021-05-2113 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Wait For Guffman*cuts to interview, mockumentary style* "Why yes, the hosts of this podcast are extremely handsome, how did you know?"2021-05-1412 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Buy a House and Raise a Demon ChildHow do you even describe Vivarium? We're gonna try.2021-05-0715 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Pull a PanamaAction? Check. Fake history? Check. Matthew McConaughey hamming it up? Double check. Let's "dive" in.2021-04-3012 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Return to Monke (Or Lizzurd)Monke Vs. Lizard - place your bets.2021-04-2315 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Live in a Societydid you know that is where we in fact live2021-04-1614 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Renounce Our WishesWW84 is kind of a disaster. At least, we think so. Do you agree?2021-04-0916 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Release the Snyder CutWe live in a society.2021-04-0241 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Awaken The ForceThis week we talk about the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy! The highs and the lows, the light and the dark. Feel free to tell us that "every word of what we just said is wrong."2021-03-2626 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Think it or Say itPlease don't watch this movie.2021-03-1918 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Have Great Power, or Great ResponsibilityThe best comic book film of all time, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man! Join us as we sling some webs!2021-03-1218 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be UncoolThis week the guys talk about Zef's favorite movie of all time... Almost Famous2021-03-0514 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Rank Pixar FilmsWe give you our definitive ranking of every Pixar movie ever. What is your favorite?2021-02-2639 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be Patriots, Say Bye-Bye, or Sing in the RainWe catch up on a few things we've seen since last week, including the Patriot, Singin' in the Rain, and The Bye Bye Man!2021-02-1923 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Find Our SparkThis week Joe and Zef talk about Soul, cry a little bit, and all that jazz.2021-02-1215 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: :oT deifilauQ toNJoin Joe and Zef as they talk about palindromes semordnilap tuoba klat... Sorry I got mixed up there for a second. We discuss Christopher Nolan's Tenet!2021-02-0517 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Chew BubblegumWake up sheeple.2021-01-2915 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Up AgainTune in to part 2 of Joe and Zef's discussion on some of their favorite TV shows!2021-01-2220 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Jingle All The WayJoin us for a short Christmas Special - it's Turbo Time!2020-12-2610 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Knocked DownIn this episode, we catch up on a few films, and then talk TV shows for a long while. Part 1/22020-12-0850 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Quaran-StreamWe talk about what movies we've watched while trapped inside... there are quite a few.2020-05-0535 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to: Be SamuraiJoin Joe and Zef as they talk about the relationship between Samurai, Cowboys, and Michael Madsen.2020-05-0125 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to: Start a PodcastThe first episode of Not Qualified, two college dudes talking about movies. We like movies. We aren't very smart about it, but we like 'em. We hope you like them too.2020-02-1351 min