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The Answers for Everything PodcastMount Kailash and the mystery of the time distortionThanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @afe_podcast. Highlights from this episode: Josh teaches everyone about the mysterious happenings on Mount Kailash Charlie talks about a newly discovered interstellar object within reach of Earth. The hosts have to pick between drinking sour milk or getting tea bagged by a horse. The hosts learn about a new device called an external catheter Clay tel...2025-07-2738 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe wrath of the hammerThanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @afe_podcast. Highlights from this episode: -Josh talks about his fireworks mishap and whether he still has all of his fingers -4Xtra losing fingers in M-80 explosion -News about sex offenders getting beaten with a hammer - The hosts chat a bit about Galaxy Quest - The...2025-07-2441 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastBlood makes the best lube, I hear.Thanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @afe_podcast. The hosts hit the show off with their feelings on Orange Julius while answering some listener questions about marrying, fucking and killing sitcom characters. The boys all learn a thing or two about Applebees before Josh brings in a news story about Subway and Charlie Ray brings some facts about the revolutionary war. 2025-07-2035 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastAlien BukkakeThanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast. Some highlights from this episode: - Josh’s talks about his new place being haunted - Facts about the Playboy mansion - Threesome choices - Star Trek sex moves - The hosts talk about their love for a previous episode title “My girlfriend is getting fat”2025-07-1141 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show Part 11The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips. We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad. The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 5: The happiest f**king place on Earth Episod...2023-07-1642 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastLike a baby sealApril joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one." Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her future self. Questions that get answered this week: 1) How many times has April been married? 2) What would April's daughter write as a forward to a future novel written by April? 3) What is in abu...2022-12-1951 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThanksgiving with a side of Double Dutch RudderThanksgiving has arrived in the USA and this week we talk about the Canadian and USA differences celebrating the same holiday. We look at the historical beginnings of this holiday and what it meant to each of us while growing up. Somehow we manage to throw in some talk about the Atari 2600, Dutch Rudders, Kim Kardashian, Halloween candy, green poop, Pinto beans and pork chops. Questions that get answered this week: What 7-11 item made Mr. Clay’s poop green this week? What food did Charlie Ray’s dad can’t get enough of? How boring was th...2022-11-271h 00

The Answers for Everything PodcastIs this being recorded?This week Mr. Clay is joined by the lovely April. She spends the entire episode asking him some “Would you rather?” questions with the hope that she can get to know him better. April quickly realizes that she may have bitten off more than she could chew. The questions range from stegosaurus penises and random super powers to orgasm noises and shape-shifting tattoos. Questions that get answered this week: Are Grandmas strangers to butt stuff? Where is the most inappropriate place to get aroused? What does Mr. Clay want to change his name to? Whose...2022-11-2049 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPoop and RunThis week Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray review some odd news from around the world. The stories range from humans pooping on neighbor’s lawns and cocaine infused baby wipes to lead-weighted fish and the McRib farewell tour. Questions that get answered this week: What exactly was the Mad Pooper doing to be news worthy? How does one plan to scam to win a $28,000 fishing derby prize? How much sex is Charlie Ray getting these days? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2022-11-1347 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDon’t Google it at workThis week Charlie Ray answers a series of “Would you rather?” questions and we find out just how Charlie chooses between Elon Musk, Aubrey Plaza, syphilis, Harvey Weinstein, car door mishaps involving the penis and a whole bunch of other very odd things.. Questions that get answered this week: What is sounding? What is Mr. Clay’s safe word? How much is the estimated cost of a slave from Libya? What did the grade six, kid throw at Mr. Clay’s face when he was in grade 3? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -T...2022-10-3048 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastWe are all going to the same placeDora and Mr. Clay start this week by chatting about a news story regarding farting on airplanes. Mr. Clay talks about his experience with rude people at airports and how to make the best of a flight cancellation. There is some talk about parenting in the year 2022 as well as some discussion on Orgy invites, Ewok village hotels and the cost of a feeding a teenager. Questions that get answered this week: Is charcoal underwear a thing? How does Mr. Clay roll when it comes to travel? Would Dora like shopping with her Grandma while staring...2022-10-2338 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastBoard games and Tropical livingCharlie Ray and Mr. Clay chime in on their board game collections and favorite games from their childhood. Seeing as there isn’t much substance to the topic they immediately veer toward discussing their desire to move to the Tropics of Asia. Questions that get answered this week: When or where is it too inconvenient for spontaneous sex? What is a solid Strategy for playing risk? What has Charlie Ray started to do since the pandemic hit? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2022-10-091h 00

The Answers for Everything PodcastSuperhero SeamstressDora and Mr. Clay spend some chatting about Superhero costumes, crackheads at the work place and plumbing classes. Mr. Clay dwells on a drunk, couple in his lobby and the reason why he had to sterilize the place after they left. Dora responds with the infinite knowledge of seeing debauchery and cops tazing customers when she worked at bar. They sprinkle in a few stories about STD’s, parking lot fairs and wiping from back to front. Questions that get answered this week: What specifically, does Dora go to the fair to eat? Who ca...2022-09-2536 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThat God damn mobile scooterWelcome back Knowitalls! After about a month away the AFE podcast is back with a new episode. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk up a storm about the current airline mask mandates between their respective countries (as well as the ones in The UK). You will hear about the exciting things that were witnessed in the Dublin airport in regard to how the Irish people handle your luggage while travelling. There is a brief discussion about threesomes and the greatness that comes out of having the session recorded. Enjoy. Questions that get answered t...2022-09-1839 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastBukkake Winter (Part 2)Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip? "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"2022-07-3147 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Bukkake Winter (Part1)Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid? 3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now? 4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip? "Nobody will be inspired by what we...2022-07-2534 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastChabookie Mike (Part 2)Thanks for checking out the conclusion to last week’s show. Enjoy as Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town. Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys...2022-07-1732 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastChabookie Mike (Part 1)For the next 2 episodes, Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town. Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks: What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him? What...2022-07-1035 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastUnicorn Status (Part 2)Thanks for joining us for Part 2 as we talk to Lexi about her journey from a divorcee to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s...2022-07-0345 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastUnicorn Status (Part 1)For the next 2 episodes we have a special guest (Lexi) who joins the show to chat about her journey from a housewife in a broken marriage to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool. Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit...2022-06-2636 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastIt kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 2This week we finish up part 2 of our episode where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA. Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schoko...2022-05-1540 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastIt kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 1)This week is the first part where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA. Questions that get answered this week: Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake? What are Schokobällchen a...2022-05-0835 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show (Part 13)The final clips show from season one is upon us. The first part of the show has Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about domestic abuse, nipple extensions, lighting people on fire and Germany's self serve hotels. The midsection is where Tara D and Mr. Clay discuss the signs and symptoms that led Tara to her cancer diagnosis. In act 3, the hosts bring it all together with Teapot and Mr. Clay chatting about bathroom rituals, squirt cheese and the gloriousness of the Swedish pear milkshake. The clips from this show ca...2022-05-0151 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastJust be in a good mood (Part 2)Thanks for joining us with the conclusion to our episode with Shiloh Minor. This week Shiloh gives us reasons on why we are attracted to certain people and why it’s best to work individually rather than together on counseling. Shiloh talks about her past relationships and why her current one is far superior to the previous ones and why getting a babysitter for even just a few hours every week is one of the best investments that your relationship can make; like it’s a real game changer. Before the show ends we p...2022-04-2448 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastJust be in a good mood (Part 1)Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we have a special guest on the show and she talks candidly about what role women and men should play in a successful relationship. Shiloh Minor is a love and relationship coach from Nova Scotia, Canada and over the next 2 episodes she explains what she does and how it has impacted her life as well as those around her. Hear Shiloh chat about her parent’s divorce, her personal path to clarity as well as the exhaustion that comes from simultaneously being a mom, a wife and a career woman....2022-04-1736 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show (Part 12)Season one clips show: Part 12 The first part of the show has Dora Cote as she hangs out with Teapot and Mr. Clay and they chat about mixing actual cream pies with onlyfans content, what item she cooked to secure a spot on Masterchef Canada and how to bake a piecakin. The team talks about the Hostess discount store and the rare pies that get discounted at these locations which leads the conversation to Brazilian Steakhouses and KFC using Cheetos for everything. The 2nd part of the show has Dora chatting about the golf ball...2022-04-1038 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 2)Thanks for joining us this week with the conclusion to last week’s episode about The Gelman’s perfect balls, the vat of KFC gravy, the name that SIRI calls Mr. Clay, Hot tub procedures, Sibling rivalries, Gelman’s dreams and one of our recently favorite TikToks. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2022-04-0342 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 1)Guess who is chatting up a storm this week? That’s right… Teapot and The Gelman are back and this time we get really deep inside The Gelman’s mind and how Doritos and Coca Cola play a huge part in his dreams. Our main chat this week centers on Cancun resorts, excursions and people but we do manage to squeeze in a quick bit on the vat of KFC gravy that came with Mr. Clay’s KFC family meal. Questions that get answered this week: What is a Cockasaures Rex and why does Mr. Clay have a f...2022-03-2736 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPull my hair please (Part 2)This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic! Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn and incest...2022-03-1345 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPull my hair please (Part 1)This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic! Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn an...2022-03-0640 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show Part 10This week is a compilation with two of our guests from season 1. Randy Marsh and Daddy Issues both join us with some conversation about Broken beer kegs, Kabuki cabs, anal whisking, gall bladder surgery, family and middle school rejection; plus we learn exactly how My Chemical Romance changed Randy’s life. Mr. Clay takes note on one of the many reasons that he isn’t invited to family picnics and Teapot reflects on her mom’s inability to read instructions when it comes to surgery after care. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do"2022-02-2736 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastMountain Dew coloured spoogeWelcome back Knowitalls. After a 3 week break we are back with another episode loaded with info about really pointy shoes, glow in the dark spooge, weird town names and diseases that you can catch while swimming in the Caspian Sea. Charlie Ray talks about his glowstick penis, Middle Eastern rap and the 500 item restaurant buffet that he experienced in Estonia. On the other hand, Mr. Clay talks about the town in Austria named “Fucking”, siblings who would like to marry each other and how he almost became homeless in Monaco. Questions that...2022-02-201h 05

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show Part 9This week we have some goodies from some of our season one guests. We get visited by The Gelman and Dora Cote so that we can chat about cheese pizzas being lame and why Grogu's classification as a child may be confusing for sexual predators. Dora Cote goes deep on the Masterchef Canada application process while still finding time to talk about Diphallia (being born with 2 penises). We learn what inspired Mr. Clay to love cooking and then we finish the show with Dora, Teapot and Mr. Clay playing a round of "Would you rather?"2022-01-3038 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastIt’s like summer camp for adultsWhat starts out with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talking about Christmas, ends up with them chatting about the Empire state building, the Panama Canal, their crush on Ryan Reynolds, family traditions and the difference between North American and Eastern European garlic bread and pancakes. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2022-01-2352 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show: Part 8Clips show part 8 is where Teapot, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about tantric massage, money buying happiness, Australian fetishes involving brooms, shower snacks, Mr. Clay's mom using her new iPhone and what it takes to be a man. The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes. Episode 11: I could definitely rub a dude's dick with a broomstick Episode 24: Get to work, Bitches Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure. "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2022-01-1743 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastYeah but it still smells goodHappy holidays Knowitalls. This is the first of two episodes centered around Christmas but sadly due to the holiday season we are running a little late with releasing them. This week the Real, Randy Marsh joins the show to talk all things Christmas as well as a lot of things that are definitely not about Christmas. The topics covered this week are Southpark, retail work during the holidays, worldwide Christmas traditions, mask wearing while eating garlic, Covid fines, poutine, getting paid to touch ourselves and then Mr. Clay talks about the amazing Bulgarian tradition of Az Lüzh...2022-01-1057 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason One Clips Show: Part 7Welcome back Knowitalls. In the week's episode we take some more of our favorite clips from season one. Listen up as Teapot, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talk about a year of lockdowns, huge testicles in small underwear, packing necessities for travel, surviving a Covid-19 diagnosis, The Danish TV show called "John Penisman", lingerie requests, men in grey sweatpants and sneaking dildos into unsuspecting people's carry-on luggage. These clips are taken from the following episodes: Ep 22: The Venus flytrap penis Ep 29: I have 2 feet so I can get diabeetus twice 2022-01-0333 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastFlip me overWelcome back Knowitalls. In the week's episode Dora Cote and Mr. Clay discuss sexual demands, baking with chocolate, Mr. Clay's blistered hand, weekly TV binging, New Brunswick vaccine passports, Oak island treasure, broken hot tubs, smashed oven glass, The Bell Island boom and self automated grocery stores. Enjoy as they close the show with a quick game of "Bang one, Marry one, Kill one". "Nobody will be inspired by what we do" -Teapot- 2021-12-201h 08

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason One Clips show: Part 6 This week the topics are all over the map. Enjoy as Teapot, The Gelman, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about gagging on tofu, French bakeries, Disneyland food prices, Scottish custard, Halloween traditions, werewolves, Mr. Clay’s mom watching and analyzing porn, Independence Day differences between Canada and the USA and vaginas with teeth. If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full episodes listed below. Episode 23: I don’t know about Jaws 5 Episode 32: I’m willing to sell out my gender Episode 33; Sorry ab...2021-12-121h 21

The Answers for Everything PodcastI made a crackhead jump back 10 feet Dora Cote zooms in from Nova Scotia to talk about her drive across Canada to relocate to the beautiful Atlantic coast. Her journey started in Alberta and over the next 6 days she lost her mom, dealt with some thieving crackheads, bonded with her son and learned which cities she definitely doesn’t want to live in. The episode ends with a game of “Would you rather” with some very expected answers. Questions that get answered this week: How are Dora and Patrick Swayze or MacGruber alike? Why does Mr. Clay love cereal from General Mills? Where did Dor...2021-12-051h 27

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason One Clips show: Part 5Episode 60: Season One Clips show: Part 5 This episode has some of our favorite clips from a few of our season 1 episodes. The discussions in this episode revolve around the supernatural, butt stuff with your Dad and co-workers, 2 storey outhouses, poop shaped chicken strips, the porno car road trip, Greek logic, European underwear, The stench of Paris, being caught while masturbating, mental health, beauty being in the eye of the beholder and the sex appeal of Billy Bob Thornton. If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full...2021-11-271h 10

The Answers for Everything PodcastTesticular TraumaGood day Knowitalls, This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about their week but the main focus is all about church going as a kid VS church going as a grown up. This leads them into a discussion of bodily harm, male to male docking, touring the Vatican and how to kill someone using a pencil and a ceiling fan. Questions that get answered this week: How fast do the hosts drive when heading out on a road trip? What are 2 things that the hosts would change about the church? What i...2021-11-211h 11

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show: Part 4Another clips show from season 1. All content was taken from the following episodes. Episode 6: I should never be introduced to Elizabeth Hurley Episode 12: Your face is like a F**king carnival Episode 34: The Amsterdam fruit salad on Bloedstraat Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure 2021-11-1555 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastIt‘s almost like you can read my mindMeditation. Higher consciousness. Positivity. Good energy. The hosts of AFE Podcast believe that all of these things should be goals for everyone. This week we have Hannah Sutherland from Soulful Conditioning here to talk about how she can help you achieve those and so much more. From working as a sales rep in Australia, bartending in Alberta and going to school to be a doctor and then a teacher, Hannah has finally used these experiences to hone her superpower as a medium. She is a delight to be around and if you want to know more about...2021-11-0733 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe burger that says ”BITE ME”Episode 56: The burger that says "BITE ME" Season 2 kicks off with some newly recorded material with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray doing some research about long lost restaurants. If you came here looking for something spooky and Halloween related, you will be filled with disappointment. If you came here for delicious (and not so delicious) food chat... you will be happy. This week, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the now defunct restaurants that once had a massive presence in their respected industries. Hear their thoughts on Sizzler, Azteca, Arthur Treacher's, Ghost kitchens, K...2021-10-311h 02

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show: Part 3Clips show: Part 3 Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss the journey of tracking down dark berry Dr. Pepper and the KFC, Cheetos chicken sandwich. This conversation leads to Teapot comparing food in European train stations with that of Halloumi sandwiches in Scotland. They talk of bad jokes made at the worst time and the tribulations of having a roommate. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the stench of toy collectors at a convention and how it relates to the Harley Davidson factory in Kansas City. All of those discussions as well as a game of “marry one, bang on...2021-10-2445 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show: Part 2Join Teapot, Charlie Ray, The Gelman and Mr. Clay as our second Clips show unfolds with topics such as Perception, speeding tickets, KFC gizzards, Tinder profiles and what Burger King brisket does to the body after consumption. If you enjoyed these clips then feel free to check out the complete episodes listed below. Episode 3: He wasn't an asshole Episode 9: Yes that is arousing, I do like the nightstick Episode 25: Do you guys wanna dock? Episode 38: Can I get some Opposum Ass? Episode 46: King Kong Dong 2021-10-1846 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSeason one clips show: Part 1Episode 53: Season one clips show part 1 This week starts a multiple episode arc where we take some favorite clips from every one of our shows and put them together for the Knowitalls. The topics from these episodes range from mental health issues, tattoos, workplace education and the frustrations of trying to teach an old dog a new trick. All of this and more can be found in the following episodes: Episode 1) Pornhub, sharting and tattoos, oh my! Episode 36) I’m not a human trafficker Episode 51) If you sc...2021-10-1037 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Razor blade Frisbee This week marks the final episode of our first season. The Answers for everything crew would like to thank you for sticking around as we talk about really stupid stuff and hope that you stay tuned for the next season of even more stupid stuff. Our show for the season finale is all about movies. We talk about bad movies that are so bad that they are good and bad movies that are so bad that they are actually very bad. Mr. Clay is a known movie buff but this week Teapot and the Gelman quiz him...2021-09-271h 20

The Answers for Everything PodcastIf you mess up my phone, you‘re in big trouble Since this week there are no co-hosts, no special guests and no interviews we decided to do a little something different. Thanks to one of our listeners (Daniel) the suggestion was made to have Mr. Clay’s mom secretly recorded as he tries to get her to download an app from iTunes and installed onto her phone. If you have listened to the show before then you know that Mr. Clay talks a lot about how frustrated they both get with his mom’s inability to use technology for her own convenience. This week you all get a front row s...2021-09-0539 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastIgnore it and it will go awayThis week we continue with a guest who has battled a disease and won. Tara D joins Mr. Clay and opens up about her battle with cancer and how she feels about it today. We get some sound advice about symptoms and how to address changes in our body that are early warning signs to ovarian cancer. We don’t believe that episodes would be complete without some nonsense so we play a game of “Choose your own threesome” with some great participants like Courtney Love and Chewbacca… among others. Questions that get answered t...2021-08-3043 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDarn this lingering coughWelcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay sits down with Charlie Ray as he discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a covid-19. They discuss the quarantine, symptoms and working from home aspects of the diagnosis. Somehow, the chat goes from the vaccination stand point of the two hosts to the joys of pegging. Questions that get answered this week: Where did Charlie Ray contract Covid from? How long has his lingering cough been around? Do Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay believe in getting vaccinated? Who has the right (at any time...2021-08-2239 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastBubba knew what was going onWelcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay sits down with Dora Cote as she discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a golf ball sized tumor, how the removal process went and how her kid held up during all of this. Questions that get answered this week: What did Dora name her tumor? Where is Dora moving to in the fall? Who ate the kettle corn? Just how important is calcium for the human body? What amazing thing did Dr. Leonid Rogozov do? “Nobody will be inspired by what we do” 2021-08-1531 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThat rings my Daddy bellFirst off, we are sorry about the sound issues. We had a microphone problem and did the best that we could with it. Second off, we have a fun guest and some even more fun conversation... despite the sound issue. Our special guest is nicknamed “Daddy issues” and Teapot, Mr. Clay and Daddy issues go way back to a time when each one of them felt rejection. These stories stem from hockey players, dating, dancing, cheating, tacos, job opportunities that cause long distance relationships and of course… butt stuff. We hope you en...2021-08-0937 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastKing Kong DongWhat would you say if we told you that someone did some research on average penis sizes by country? What would you say if we told you that we talk about that data in this week’s episode? Dive in and enjoy some talk about dongs, Covid-free travel to see these dongs, long distance relationships (probably dong related), meal prep (not dong related) and movie press kits used for child support payments. Questions that get answered this week: Does Sterling Archer have a porn star, YouTube channel? Which country has the smallest penis sized av...2021-07-181h 05

The Answers for Everything PodcastSay ’Hi” to your mother for meCharlie Ray and Mr. Clay play a round of marry one, kill one, bang one. Poor Turbo teen gets no love this round but Donald Trump and Mark Walburg make out like sexual bandits. Conversations included this week are minimum wage theory, Nordic lifestyle, BBQ sauces in ferry gift shops and the business contract that marriage seems to be conducted from. Questions that get answered this week: What are our favorite items to order at KFC? Where is Teapot? Have we ever had a really weird job? Is it OK for the world to...2021-07-111h 02

The Answers for Everything PodcastLife moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss itEverything else takes a back seat today as the American Charlie Ray and the Canadian Mr. Clay discuss July 4th. Independence Day can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people so sit back, put in those ear pods, crank up the volume and hear how their celebratory routines differ. A lot of ground was covered this episode; from founding fathers and passion to fireworks mistakes and being a voyeur. Questions that get answered this week: Why does Mr. Clay not take statutory holidays as a day off? ...2021-07-0448 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastHe’s old, what does he know?This week is a Father’s day extravaganza. Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about their very different upbringings when it comes to Father’s day. Due to their very different household units, it wasn’t always a celebration. Teapot has a lot to say about the fantastic Dad she has and then she has some less than fantastic things to say about his opinions on mental health among other topics. Mr. Clay compares his neighbor to his dad and learns about Teapot’s view on swass and swagina. In conclusion, they both agree that you are not a real F...2021-06-2030 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastSymphony of pleasureWelcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is about Charlie Ray’s tantric energy orgasms and how he learned to release without any messy clean up. Mr. Clay is dumbfounded by the testicle bouquet, reaching orgasm without physical contact and about how he can achieve 9 orgasms in an hour. Charlie Ray relates sex as to an all you can eat buffet and reminisces about his first prostate orgasm. Questions that get answered this week: According to the hosts, who would give the best head ever? Why does Europe offer more sex exploration classes than the USA? How...2021-06-1357 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastFaked it until you maked itTeapot and Mr. Clay sit back and share the advice that they gained by simply watching or listening to someone during their time of need. From garlic bread and cupcakes to weight based beauty perception, they reveal what caused them to have an epiphany in this pretty personal episode Questions that get answered this week: What did Teapot learn from Mr. Clay while she was a teenager? Did Mr. Clay’s ex-coworker name a sex move after himself? What important info did Mr. Clay learn about pie eating? How can you pull off wearing a...2021-05-301h 05

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Manning Park MarmotBoys will be boys. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss embarrassing stories of self gratification, selling door to door religion, adulting, stripper payments, Elvis Presley and Imax movies. Somehow, they have the knack to connect all of these topics into one seamless episode. Cover your ears if you get embarrassed or offended. Questions that get answered this week: What did Mr. Clay and his friends do on the Manning Park marmot statue? What is the best use of a bedroom door frame? What does Charlie Ray think Canadian porn is like? What is the...2021-05-2355 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastTwo lonely dudes in a hotel roomCharlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about how they first met while giving the audience a little insight into attending toy and comic conventions. They discuss convention cost cutting, the odor of comic and toy nerds and hot girls who like G.I Joe. Using excellent descriptive words, Mr. Clay teaches Charlie Ray the inner workings of the Double Dutch rudder. Questions that get answered this week: What was the fear that Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray’s spouses had upon the boy’s first meeting? What is one of Mr. Clay’s favorite movies...2021-05-1531 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastCan I get some opossum ass?The episode started out as two grown men talking about action figures somehow ended up as a conversation about road trips and the bathroom activities of Canadians as they try to digest gas station food from the USA. Listen up as Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay share details of their first road trip together; chatting about elusive snacks, KFC offerings in the Midwest, the outlaw Jesse James, getting lost in Athens Greece and how one wrong turn had a young white kid from Missouri driving straight into Compton. (see what we did there?) Questions that...2021-05-021h 32

The Answers for Everything PodcastSwinger’s paradiseThis week Mr. Clay sits back and relaxes as Charlie Ray goes into detail of his years swinging in the Midwest. The hosts touch on dating apps, divorce, prostate orgasms, penis pumps and mechanical sex machines. Charlie Ray gives a shout out to the wonderful soccer mom who invited him into her dark world and put him on the path to the Tantric master he has become. Questions that get answered this week. Is your ex-wife the best candidate as your date to a sex party? What is the best thing about dating an equestrian? What...2021-04-2650 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI’m not a human traffickerEmpathy: Do you have enough? Do you have too little? What exactly is it? Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss his lack of empathy and how it affects his life and those around him (Shocker! People tend to think that he is an asshole). The hosts discuss their love language, their mental health and the concept of “meeting people where they are at”. Somehow this subject takes them through stories of broken fast food milkshake machines, Teapot’s constant need for verbal reassurance and the most effective way to argue with anybody. Questions that get answered this w...2021-04-181h 08

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe gates of HellWanna feed an elephant, attend a music festival and then go to the 6 floor, Rote Haus? Charlie Ray did these things on his many trips to Germany. Follow the musical journey that Charlie Ray has been on since he was a teenager. From starting his own fanzine to hanging backstage with Motörhead, he has stories for years. Listen as we discuss porn sounds blasting out of car stereos, priests attending rock shows, our favorite bands and some of our favorite concert trips. Questions that get answered this week: Who is Charlie Ray’s 2nd favorite ban...2021-04-1156 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Amsterdam fruit salad on BloedstraatTo share the hosting duties this week, the AFE podcast beams in a special guest from Kansas City. Many of you know him as a radio DJ, tantric massage professional and expert concert goer but that just scratches the surface when it comes to the enigma which is Charlie Ray. Listen to the hosts reveal their darkest secrets when Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay play a game of 20 questions. The ground covered this week ranges from Tower whorehouses in Germany, Bloedstraat in Amsterdam, toilet paper in Azerbaijan, weed dispensaries, prostate massages and the secret recordings...2021-04-041h 30

The Answers for Everything PodcastSorry for the cliffhangerWelcome back Knowitalls. This week we hear the conclusion to last episode’s cliffhanger. Teapot informs Mr. Clay that after he has some edibles he is a way better listener than host. Enjoy as Mr. Clay’s mom gives a review on a porn clip, which of course leads Teapot to establish just how different their two families are. Lastly they discuss outhouse mysteries, Chucky dolls, eye surgery and why they never seem to shut up. Questions that get answered this week: What message did Clay’s mom insist that he text to his Aunt? What ruins...2021-03-2847 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI’m willing to sell out my genderThe hosts have been apart for 3 weeks now and have to cover a lot of ground. Stay tuned for the 1st part of this two-part episode. Listen as Teapot eats some lucky charms, cookie batter and Mr. Clay chows down on some air-fried, pad Thai, tofu. Their chat about vegetarians turns into a discussion on deep frying pork fat then dipping it in chocolate (Ukrainian Salo). Find out how easy it is to transition from talk about cereal to talk about porn with Mr. Clay’s mom. Questions that got...2021-03-1447 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastClay’s prostate exam (and other shit talk)It’s another “Shoot the shit” episode but this time there is a special guest. Dora stopped in with some homemade cookies and to thank her, we eat almost all of them (perhaps we had the munchies?) The show started off with some information on Farting apps which turned into an in depth discussion on Mr. Clay’s last prostate exam. Our guest enjoyed a game of “would you rather” with choices involving wearing your dad’s underwear, farting at inconvenient times, man diapers and kissing your own cousin. Stick around to learn how Clay’s mom takes cent...2021-02-231h 01

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe orgy we all cravedWelcome back Knowitalls. This week, the hosts do a retrospect on strange news stories from 2020. Sit back and enjoy news about Hungarian orgies, demon semen, crotch bashing Kung-Fu, ice cream that makes you gay and last but certainly not least... a Danish child’s television program that stars a man with a prehensile penis. Conversation tangents: White house diet coke button, Key lime pie blizzard, Mr. Clay banging all 7 billion people on Earth and how generic drugs compare to brand name drugs. Questions that get answered this week: Is asking for equality, asking for too...2021-02-071h 09

The Answers for Everything PodcastI have 2 feet so I can get diabeetus twiceHappy new year Knowitalls. This week the hosts get all nostalgic about 2020 and talk about all the good things that they enjoyed throughout the year. There is so much negativity in the world that they decided that they would focus on positive vibes instead. As much as Covid-19 tried to beat the hope out of them, it failed. It came close… but in the end, it ultimately failed. Sit down, put in those ear pods and take a ride through rapid covid testing, airline refunds, hazelnut spread, free Reese’s merch, French toast, naked Nintendo, Japa...2021-01-2455 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDo you know who I am?Part 2 with special guest Dora Cote continues with lots of talk about food. Which for obvious reasons will see the hosts and guest venture down a deep and dark tunnel filled with lovely ramblings about David Attenborough, only fans pages, The backdoor surprise (also known as the Plumber’s special), Mt Rushmore, Blueberry Hostess pies, eating at buffets, making life-long friends, the Cheetos promotion at KFC, chicken and waffles breakfast cereal and finally they discuss The “Fuck you Dale” tax. Teapot and Mr. Clay sat silently while biting their nails as Dora gave reviews on the items that th...2021-01-1057 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastWomen with wienersThis week Dora Cote stops by to talk about what drives her to create mouth watering desserts and how it got her a reoccurring spot on MasterChef Canada. Teapot and Mr. Clay prepared some food for Dora in the hopes of getting rave reviews and in turn, she brought cookies that cemented her reputation as a baking Wizard. Hit play and learn what inspires them to cook, learn about Mr. Clay’s friend who sends him pics of meaty turds and learn what a cucamelon is. Questions that get answered this week: What four W’...2020-12-2543 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDry ass pork chopsLots of ground was covered this week, some of it might be too explicit so cover your innocent ears. If you dare to enjoy the obscene and ridiculous, jump right in on some discussion on Kevin Hart standup, James Gunn tweets and the Depp VS Heard allegations. Enjoy 30 minutes of entertainment as Mr. Clay, The Gelman and Teapot chat about Lentils in spaghetti sauce, Grimes the artist, Dry ass pork chops, “Baby” Yoda being 50 years old, Uncle Ben and last but not least Aunt Jemima and Taylor Swift. Questions that get answered this week: Is j...2020-12-1331 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDo you guys wanna dock?Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we sit down with the Gelman and talk about names that we associate with attractiveness and what makes them hot. There is a quick journey into online dating apps while we all ponder why men always have profile pics of themselves holding a fish or why they find the need to just show a picture of their lifted truck in their gallery. Teapot coaches as Mr. Clay and Gelman attempt to dock while they all contemplate if this would constitute as a threesome. Teapot gets to learn what the Snyder cut is...2020-12-0638 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastGet to work bitchesThis week we get to the core of what makes for a memorable hotel/hostel experience. The adventure begins with tales of drinking hot, shower water, and technology getting the best of Mr. Clay’s mom yet somehow ends with us discussing that Donald Trump is made up of USA instead of DNA (he truly is a specimen). Learn about the awesomeness of Mexican hostels, the symphony of snores and why you have to shower in Pairs while staying at the Flying Pig (downtown) hostel in Amsterdam. Questions that get answered this week: Instead o...2020-11-0833 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI don’t know about Jaws 5 Good evening Knowitalls. We are in spooky season and that means that we have a bonus, Halloween-type episode for you this week. The Gelman dropped by in order to discuss horror movies with us and we recorded the whole thing; even when he went to the bathroom. He talks to us about what to expect and not expect when it comes to the horror genre and why he loves it. We promise you that he is as close to an expert in horror as one can get without getting an actual degree in it (we have not fact checked that...2020-10-3147 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Venus flytrap penisWelcome back Knowitalls. This week we teach you about packing carry-on bags for short or even long trips. Somehow this leads into a discussion on how Mr. Clay smuggled vibrators and dirty black gloves through security (for others, of course). Feel free to soak in all of the goodness when the hosts talk about the movie “Tusk”, how French people laugh, taking Mexican vacations and the usage of Polysporin VS iodine. Questions that get answered this week: Does teapot have a valid passport? Why does Teapot wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the...2020-10-1932 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPut on that see-through shirtGlorious travel plans meet immense travel misfortune in this week’s episode. There have been hints about the lost luggage Eurotrip but this week the whole story gets exposed. Listen up to hear about Scottish castles, bleeding thighs, Air France’s lack of customer service and some firsthand experience in witnessing Paris rioting after the world cup. We talk about see through shirts, ass sweat, bladder infections and Bastille Day. Questions that get answered this week: How big was the kidney stone that Clay peed out? If we smelled bad when visiting Paris, would anyon...2020-10-1142 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastDiet like a homeless personGood afternoon Knowitalls. This week things are done a little bit differently as we bring you a bonus show with 3 unaired clips from previous episodes. These clip didn’t work with the flow of their respected episodes but ironically; they work well when they are all edited together. Teapot and Mr. Clay get into 3 topics then as usual they very quickly veer off in the opposite direction. The show starts with some talk about going to the gym, which leads into what food utensils are good for butt stuff (obviously) and then the show concludes with some sal...2020-09-2733 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI would like a nipple extensionThis week is all about the frequency of WTF moments that Teapot and Mr. Clay seem to experience. These moments range from lighting a man on fire, almost being kidnapped in Amsterdam (3 times on the first day, nonetheless), watching a grown man drag a child down the street in the middle of the night and last but not least, a very special moment when your friend’s girlfriend tries to give you a handy while you are all together at the movies. Get ready to learn about nipple extensions, robot hotel kiosks in Germany, automated hot food ve...2020-09-1350 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI’m sorry about your penisAnother “Shoot the shit” episode with the hosts answering some “would you rather” questions and then telling some personal stories. Follow along as Teapot has an epiphany on dick pics, cringes at the thought of chewing on tin foil and decides on what her specialty would be if she did a webcam show. Mr. Clay will discuss where his grade 11 yearbook went and why it disappeared in the first place. Believe it or not but Mr. Clay does impressions; and this week he introduces you to his imitation of an older, Greek woman who tells her son to not let Mr...2020-08-3048 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI always use the glory hole in Fantasyland for that*DISCLAIMER* there is no confirmation about the existence of that glory hole as Mr. Clay has looked for about 30 years now and has yet to find it. He will continue to search relentlessly until his dying days Last week’s cliffhanger finally gets resolved this episode. Listen up and pay close attention as there are quite a few stories bundled up into this week’s episode. The hosts banter back and forth about seeing celebrities such as Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and Nicholas Cage while visiting the Disneyland Park. Take a half hour out of your...2020-08-2337 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastMy first time is your best timeWelcome back knowitalls. This week is the first part of a 2 part episode centered on Disney trip adventures. Teapot and Mr. Clay try to be humble and not come across as stuck up while revisiting their astounding amount of Disney vacations. It would seem that some of their park experiences helped shape them into who they are today. They will bring you stories about the Box “O” Pop, buying Britney Spears dolls, pasta out the asshole (literally?) and a delightful tale about a 9 year old girl (not Epstein related) story from the Finding Nemo ride in Disneyland Paris. Ev...2020-08-1633 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI’ve seen the inside of my Dad’s buttNo Guest hosts this week as we have the OG crew in the studio! After a week apart, Teapot and Mr. Clay are at it again with some delicious storytelling about Jeffrey Epstein, camping with lots of family members while also having anxiety and they throw out some advice on driving through Death Valley. There is also some not so delicious discussion on Dad buttholes. Clearly the butthole discussion is not about the butthole of Clay’s Dad because tracking him down would take the skills of Sherlock Holmes, Batman and Google all working together for the ta...2020-08-0932 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastMy pullout game is weak, Starring Randy MarshWith Teapot on vacation and Mr. Clay running out of options, literally asking 103 different people to record a show this week, desperate measures had to be made. Sliding into the guest host position is none other than The Real Randy Marsh. Randy and Clay have a connection due to their past lives as born and Bred BC boys who ended up relocating to the prairies for work. This week the discussion revolves around that bond as well as a few stories about the mythical beast known as Weber, the BC ferries corporation, orange juice ads featuring lesbians, why Clay’s...2020-08-0251 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPapa Smurf would be so tightLucky number thirteen (Insert air horn celebration here, woot woot!) There isn’t really a theme this time around so dive in for some random chit chat about Dwayne Johnson going to pound town on Teapot (no relation to the Dollar store in the UK), listen to Teapot decide why she would marry her own mother and then discover exactly what she finds appealing about her grade 9 math teacher (It’s not his math skills… if you know what I mean???). To make this episode a solid 22 minutes of entertainment, there is a snippet about roommates that touch...2020-07-1923 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastYour face is a f**king carnivalEpisode 12: Your face is a fucking carnival Welcome back friends. This episode starts with stupid stories from our younger years and concludes with personal stories about doing magic mushrooms. The main talking points are related to high school skylight messages, night driving on magic mushrooms, Hansel and Gretal-ing with toilet paper, taking a leak on your friend’s lawn and also learning the nicest possible way to egg someone’s car. Get ready to discover how breathing can control your bathroom plunger and let your imaginations soar as Teapot gives us a detailed blueprint to her parent’s base...2020-07-1241 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI could definitely rub a dude’s dick with a broomstickWelcome back Knowitalls. This week Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss if money can in fact buy happiness. The episode begins with them pondering the stress of having too much VS not having enough money. Teapot reminisces about her teenage years when she lacked the need to curb her spending habits. They both get confused on the rules of a Genie’s 3 wishes but then on the other hand they are not confused with the idea that blowing dudes would lead to amazing vacations. Many, many questions get answered this week; What isn’t a normal monthly budget for booz...2020-07-0641 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastYour mouth is sticking with all the gooWelcome back Knowitalls. This week the topic is FOOD. We talk about when we shop, what we buy, what we definitely don’t buy and what food staples we keep in our houses. The stories take place from our trips abroad, from local shopping and also from family favorite meals. Have you ever gone on a limited edition, Reese’s Peanut butter cup scavenger hunt? Mr. Clay has. (Wanna hear all about it? Click the play button). If you would like to see some of the unique items found by Mr. Clay on his adventures then check out his inst...2020-06-2847 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastYes that is arousing, I do like the nightstickEpisode 9 Brings Mr. Clay and Teapot to the realization that they speed more than they don't. They discuss if luck plays a part in what happens when you get pulled over and Mr. Clay takes a little journey down memory lane to the time he asked a cop to pose with him while flashing gang signs. The discussions all begin with the love for the Autobahn, the importance of playground zones in -50 weather and blowing dudes at stop signs. The adventure reaches its finale when they discuss The difficulties in paying European speeding tickets while not being a...2020-06-2143 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastFrench underwear (Super tiny or I have huge testicles)Episode 8: This week Teapot and Mr. Clay get all down and dirty with some talk on women's lingerie and men's French underwear. They answer questions on who wears these articles, when they wear them and if it's sexy to shower while wearing them. Along the journey they rehash the grey sweatpants theory from a few episodes ago and discuss if a roller derby girl's uniform is the sexy fetish of many men. Mr. Clay learns that a woman who doesn't cry in sad movies isn't a cyborg (he is still trying to wrap his head around that one.) The...2020-06-1431 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI heard it open the knife drawerWe're back with Episode 7 (one of my personal favorites so far). Teapot and I dig deep into our memories to places of spooky experiences and unexplained phenomena. We explore situations from our youth that seem to give us more questions than answers. Turn off the lights, sit alone in your basement and be very, very aware of every little creak and moan that your house has to offer during your listen of this episode. Don't be afraid of the shadows, they can't hurt you (or maybe they can? Or even scarier... what if they are you, but trying to...2020-06-0741 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastI should never be introduced to Elizabeth HurleyEpisode 6 is all about quarantine boredom (or freedom, depending on your profession). We get into a little game of "Would you rather" and learn where we prioritize sex, vacations, traffic lights, relationship cheating, jail and obviously duck sized horses. My poor mother takes a technology beating (and a verbal beat down by yours truly) as I try to teach her how to create a favorites link in her phone browser. Elizabeth Hurley is a topic for my get out of jail free card (all joking of course). 2020-05-3145 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe happiest f**king place on EarthEpisode 5 arrives (with some new intro music by Vancouver film school graduate j.d_mathews) and amazing stories of childhood memories from vacations and lazy afternoons hanging out at Grandma's house. Have you ever been to the 3 Sisters Volcano park or maybe shopped for Smurfs at the now defunct Pic N Save? Stories from our youth will transport you to these exotic locations but unlike us, you have the knowledge of knowing what insects to avoid and how to not be a dumbass. 2020-05-2640 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastMmm, they like itEpisode #4 brings the conversation around to offensive humor and why it's okay. We talk about Cards against humanity, cutting people with scissors, and how a joke doesn't always hit its target audience. This time we wrap up the episode with questions about cucumbers, rape fantasy and what to do with your hands while going down on a guy. 2020-05-1735 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastHe wasn’t an A$$holeIn the newest episode of the Answers For everything podcast, Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about cruise ship morgues, headstone messages, coffee table wrestlers and social media perception. We top it all off when we do a little self reflection while answering questions on bulges in grey sweat pants and age gap dating. 2020-04-2440 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastPornhub, Tattoos and Sharting.... Oh My!Teapot and I love getting tattoos and we will tell you why. Along the way we discuss the movie True Romance, travel and pornhub. We finish it up with some answers about sharting, men with small penises and sharing an ex-boyfriend between a mom and daughter. 2020-03-2254 min

The Answers for Everything PodcastThe Swedish pear milkshakeWhy is toilet paper hoarding a thing?. Is brushing your teeth while showering better than using your sink? How far would you go to please your partner? Do we wash our hair every time that we shower? What is better than a tampon or pad for a lady's special time? Listen to some audio and decide if it's someone going #1 or #2. Answers for all of these await in this week's episode. Plus, there is a bonus story about a mythical Pear Milkshake that can be found at McDonalds in Sweden. 2020-03-2251 min