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B&J ruin everything PodcastWhy not do steroidsThe Deviant rizz’s his dad’s girlfriend and gets molested. Jarrett decides to get on “the juice”. Social networking and the boys realize that men deserve conditioner. Do you need to wash your hands if your tongue is clean?
2025-07-2832 minB&J ruin everything PodcastFun in MexicoFun in Mexico in the 90’s. No one wants to chew Jarrett’s gum. The boys talk about the history of the podcast and our evolution. Can you cancel not famous people? B&J are giving people a safe space in their own heads to explore deviant ideas. SkyDaddy honors his native roots by starting a fire to roast hot dogs.
2025-07-2632 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBring back massage parlorsBobby rehashes the time he went to an Asian massage parlor. Are pimps inherently cool? What’s Bobby cooking in that cauldron? Bobby sees the biggest penis of his life and sells some magazines.
2025-07-2338 minB&J ruin everything PodcastFlexin with Welch’s sparklingThe boys are daydreaming about sipping some Welch’s sparkling grape. We get into some drug talk and fantasize about becoming cowboys. We figure out how to grow a garden from a flesh light and then get racist at the Asian massage parlor..
2025-07-2130 min
B&J ruin everything PodcastSeason 2 kickoff: Cocks by the CampfireThe boys are spending the summer podcasting around a campfire. Come learn what the boys have to teach about loofah’s, and silk sheets. We discuss the entitlement of the new generation of trafficking victims. We finally got our first comment on Spotify from the fan Tuna.
2025-07-1737 min
B&J ruin everything PodcastThe price of stalkingWhat will happen in the final episode of season 1? Will the Deviant spend all of his disposable income on stalking people? Will Bobby and Shawn be buried together? Will SkyDaddy pin murder on a tree? And will Jarrett call Bobby out for journalism? Get all these answers amd more!
2025-07-1430 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe Deviant discovers bourbonThe boys riff about booze, friends and finances as the Deviant tries bourbon.
2025-07-1027 minB&J ruin everything PodcastDiddy files pt. 22Pac vs Biggie. Freak off talk. How would the Deviant handle having money? Checking out passed out penis.
2025-07-0731 minB&J ruin everything PodcastDiddy files part 1The crew works to out bullshit the Deviant. Family and other uninvited guests. Bobby vents about in-laws and a haunted house. The Deviant has a come up and gets a 2025 news paper then uses it to make old school ransom letters. Diddy, pneumonia and Tupac is better than biggie.
2025-07-0330 minB&J ruin everything PodcastOne large sausageThe boys get into Japanese fighting robots, Hugh Jackner and battle bots. The deviant maliciously attacks Bobby for not working out and Bobby treats the Deviant like a step son stuck in the dryer. Skydaddy calls out the Deviant for mistreating pussy and Bobby almost bangs the pizza guy.
2025-06-3030 minB&J ruin everything PodcastFight or WipeEpisode 50 and the return of the homie “J”
when you get a chance to fuck a midget, you take it. Using a nugget like a jerk off sleeve. The podcast crew plans a heist and the Deviant defends himself with poop.
2025-06-2647 minB&J ruin everything PodcastB&J throwback episodeAn unreleased episode from the archives of B&J.
2025-06-2329 minB&J ruin everything PodcastSo here’s my theoryThe Deviant has a theory, gets a new haircut and feeds his pet to death. Gerbils and penny candy. The process of intoxication. A log is a log and crushing dreams.
2025-06-1942 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBlow and Nathan’s famousTales of cocaine Bobby. The state of Georgia crosses the line by not killing a baby. Dead kids makes the Deviant hungry. The deviant wins the Mexican lottery and splurges on Nathan’s famous hotdogs for his eggs. Beets and asparagus makes your pee stink.
2025-06-1629 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe boys compare wienersPrank calls and wet dreams. The difference between cool and not cool beastiality. Is kissing a guy more gay than a blowjob? The boys debate what’s better, head or pussy? Do guys compare wieners?
2025-06-1238 minB&J ruin everything PodcastTorture your siblingsThe Deviant and SkyDaddy explain gaming to Bobby.The Deviant wins at virtual life. The boys discuss why people use weapons in a fight and torturing people as kids. The Deviant commits a B&E to recover a $20 bag of weed.
2025-06-0938 minB&J ruin everything PodcastJacob’s brown out episodeThe end of our sit down with Jacob the queer. The crew uncovers the connection between vaccines and transgender. We go deep into hermaphrodites and a guy with two assholes. Jacob gets drunk and decides to let Trump grab him in the bussy.
2025-06-0430 minB&J ruin everything PodcastJacob’s rape vibe episodeJacob threatens to rape Bobby. Black fatigue and culture. Breastfeeding and the crew finds out how the Deviant was developed.
2025-06-0229 minB&J ruin everything PodcastJacob’s All-American episodeMark Twain, racism, tariffs and Trump.
2025-05-2925 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe kids and furries episodeSkyDaddy and SkyMommy chime in to decipher baby fact from myth. The Deviant provides child care, Jacob wears a tail butt plug and the trans community team up with AI to takeover the world.
2025-05-2638 minB&J ruin everything PodcastJacob the Queer’s mushroom episodeJacob the queer and a mushroom trip. What else needs to be said?
2025-05-2229 minB&J ruin everything PodcastLost without a “J” part threeThe end of our first recording without the homie J. The Deviant imagines he had a loved one to avenge and realizes he could be brushing his teeth with Chick-Fil-A sauce. Are fast food restaurants serving people??? The boys talk about inner dialogue.
2025-05-1928 minB&J ruin everything PodcastLost without a “J” part twoThe introduction of Skydaddy. The boys talk about raising kids. Women don’t know their limits due to lack of being hit. Transgender men prove that men are better than women at everything including being women. We discover that women who transition to men don’t gain common sense.
2025-05-1535 minB&J ruin everything PodcastLost without a “J” part oneThe B&J podcast records without the homie “J”.
B, the Deviant and Chief Skywhore try out some new podcast equipment and the deviant gets his dinosaur killled!
2025-05-1230 minB&J ruin everything PodcastAmish ClamConspiracy theories, inmates of earth and Amish clam.
2025-05-0931 minB&J ruin everything PodcastOnlyFans and Flat EarthB&J discuss starting an OnlyFans and how hateful pandemic era social media was. we also get into conspiracies.
2025-05-0533 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe Chiefs debut part 3You can stitch your butthole but not your feelings. Old people doing hard drugs and is Narcan like being stuck in ground hogs day? B&J publicly plan a covert operation to the casino.
2025-05-0138 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe Chiefs debut part 2The boys try to get to the bottom of religion, gravity, flat earth and having sex with a Roomba..
2025-04-2842 minB&J ruin everything PodcastThe Chiefs debut part 1B&J sit down with Chief Skywhore to talk about spirit animals, religion and the horrific crime of jay walking.
2025-04-2434 minB&J ruin everything PodcastLady brains and war crimesBobby keeps his family safe during a government takeover with a camping trip. Dick math and a side piece. Does Canada hit its wife behind closed doors?
2025-04-2129 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBucks and bitchesThe podcast deals with trials and tribulations from social media. Jarrett goes to see the Milwaukee Bucks and Bobby vents about lady brain. Finally, was Hitler a fun guy to hang around?
2025-04-1734 minB&J ruin everything PodcastHomeless in Hawaii part 4We wrap up the Deviants thrilling 4 part series. You’ll hear about the debauchery of the OD “Original Deviant”. We try to define what makes someone cool. What race would you enslave? The Deviant starts ruining lives in elementary school and being a vampire is the best way to build generational wealth.
2025-04-1443 minB&J ruin everything PodcastHomeless in Hawaii part 3Everyone has accidentally drank their own piss and sometimes accidentally on purpose. More pants shitting and jerking off but usually not at the same time.
2025-04-1041 minB&J ruin everything PodcastHomeless is Hawaii part 2Shawn continues his Hawaii story. Will he be safe? Will he find love? Will there be enough weed to smoke? Get all the answers here!
2025-04-0852 minB&J ruin everything PodcastHomeless in Hawaii part 1The Deviant is back! B&J sit down with the Deviant as he talks about the year he spent in Hawaii. Why did he go to Hawaii? How did he become homeless? And who did he cuck?
2025-04-0636 minB&J ruin everything PodcastOnly fans and EpsteinProstate massage from a game warden? Trafficking midgets, Stephen Hawking, Epstein and so much more!
2025-04-0129 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBetter manThe music edition. B&J Dissect the Kendrick Lamar / Drake the pedophile beef. Robbie Williams or whatever his name is..? And we want to fuck all the spice girls.
2025-03-2924 minB&J ruin everything PodcastStories from the Quad CitiesB&J rehash stories from the Quad Cities. The boys sample some bourbon and talk about women, pseudo women and sports.
2025-03-2524 minB&J ruin everything PodcastPolar bears and black chicksB&J save the polar bears while finding a solution to homelessness and Bobby gets to see his mom more! Bobby goes back to his days in Racine and talks about a gift he gave his dad.
2025-03-2225 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBig gay Chelsy part 4The final installment of the riveting big gay Chelsy series! Sex with miners or minors? One letter, big difference. Getting mesothelioma from blowing coal miners. Jarrett gets a promotion for having the most teeth. Laura Ingalls Wilder might have accidentally molested Bobby! Chelsy lays out his decrees if he ruled the world.
2025-03-1838 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBig gay Chelsy part 3 (Jesus and a detox)The 3rd installment of our sit down with Chelsy, the boys talk about the beauty of sleeping with ugly women, pronoun email signatures and 3D cocaine printing. B&J attempt to cure homosexuality with Jesus and a detox. The crew figures out that glory holes are only gay if you’re tall and so much more!!!
2025-03-1536 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBig gay Chelsy part 2Chelsy the ho or Chelsy the Stud? Can an a** hole be worn as a shoe? Is the DEI bringing down planes? Who's more tolerable women or homosexuals? Gets the answers to these questions and so much more!
2025-03-1131 minB&J ruin everything PodcastPre-fight sit down with Miguel Sansonhttps://linktr.ee/sansonmiguel125?utm_source=linktree_profile_share2025-03-0847 minB&J ruin everything PodcastBig Gay Chelsy Part 1B&J sit down with big gay Chelsy and the chaos ensues!
2025-03-0829 minB&J ruin everything PodcastRittenhouse and RetardsB&J talk about Kyle Rittenhouse and sensitive Americans. Retards, race and the beauty of sleeping with unattractive women.
2025-03-0427 minB&J ruin everything PodcastAss first and c*ck rings.The boys discuss how social media has made men lazy when picking up women, bushes, and Macaulay Culkins’ stint as a stewardess on Epstein’s private jet; all while sampling different bourbons.
2025-03-0132 minB&J ruin everything PodcastTragedy in loveJarrett stares death in the eyes and lives to tell about it.
2025-02-2634 minB&J ruin everything PodcastCrackheadsCrackhead on earth as it is in heaven
2025-02-2332 minB&J ruin everything PodcastCrackhead success stories!Starts with pee. B&J talk about supplement use. We get life advice from a crack addict and talk about the rising star of a crackhead. Jarrett explains how acupuncture makes you gay and also cures homosexuality! More pee and B&J want to see more steroids in sports with the all juice league.
2025-02-1831 minB&J ruin everything PodcastInterview with Shawn the super deviant part 5.We wrap up our 5 part series with Shawn the super deviant. The boys patch things up with Jews even though they killed Jesus. Can smoking “the crack” make you gay? Shawn issues a stern warning about porn addiction. The boys trade rehab stories. Shawn tells his most deviant story yet and almost gets to jerk off with slender man girl killer’s underwear.
2025-02-1524 minB&J ruin everything PodcastInterview with Shawn the super deviant part 4.The “tard” Stephen Hawking gets raped by space cock in a cardboard box. The boys talk about how retards have huge dongs and the nuances of shitting your pants. Jarrett introduces Bobby and Shawn to porn websites dedicated to have sex with retards and homeless people. Shawn breaks down ni**a amnesty and reveals that Mexicans like Jews more than black people.
2025-02-1134 minB&J ruin everything PodcastInterview with Shawn the super deviant part 3.Jarrett and his grandpa rack up the pay-per-view porn bill and Bobby tells the story of how his mom thought he lived for 30 years as an anonymous queer. Jarrett’s dad takes an alcoholism survey posing as his son and gets addicted to interventions while Jarrett can’t say frivolous. The boys spend way to much time talking about masturbation.
2025-02-0732 minB&J ruin everything PodcastInterview with Shawn the super deviant part 2.Black John and Ian the Italian Mexican. B&J dissect what makes black men and Irish men different. The boys get into the age old debate, big dick or big balls. Irish jizz stunt man. would you rather be gay or retarded? Shawn introduces vinegar strokes and his masturbation makes his mom uncomfortable.
2025-02-0432 minB&J ruin everything PodcastInterview with Shawn the super deviant part 1.B&J talk with Shawn about L. A. Wildfire conspiracies and uncles leaving a legacy through molestation. Bobby speaks Spanish and Jarrett farts in a sales meeting. Jarrett can’t remember Shawn’s name and Bobby gets riled up by liberals. Finally, Shawn drinks with a gay guy after he fights with his girlfriend.
2025-02-0134 minB&J ruin everything PodcastProstitutes and Christmas Cross.Jarrett looses 2 cars and takes a prostitute to the bar. B&J talk about Peyton & Eli Manning and their advertising values, the female orgasm, gods and how pussy topples empires.
2025-01-2830 minB&J ruin everything PodcastDungeons & Dragons dry hump foot job.Lessons in fatherhood. jerking off with dial up internet. Jarrett hits the mother-load of nudie mags and Bobby gets revenge on dungeon & dragons with a dry hump foot job.
2025-01-2533 min
B&J ruin everything PodcastThree dongs and a face.Barack Obama has a beautiful speaking voice. Jarrett shows Bobby his favorite deck of cards. Gas prices, Elon Musk and Martian energy.
2025-01-1833 min
B&J ruin everything PodcastUHC CEO shotKilling CEO’s, slinging purses at the gym and Martian pedofiles.
2025-01-1131 min
B&J ruin everything PodcastIf you could lick your own b-hole.Women, more stuff and racism in zoophilia.
disclaimer - it’s not ok to hit women. It’s just kinda funny to talk about it.
2025-01-0531 minB&J ruin everything PodcastEnds with pee.Milwaukee in the 90’s, LGBTQ and other tomfoolery.
2024-12-2829 min