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Cast In Wax
Episode 166: The Ninety-Nine Percent Rule
Congratulations! If you're reading this, you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully) be a regular schedule with a simple and straightforward podcast...jsut like we used to do! Hurrah! Featuring: The long-awaited return of Extra-History Now! dealing with an alternate outcome to the alien invasion! The eleventh episode of Kentwood, bringing about the final appearance of a recurring character in the Professors' lives! A recurrance...
2014-09-29
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Cast In Wax
Episode 165: It's Warm and Snuggly, This Is Great
Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a record of what went on...and some radio serials! Featuring: A record of the suffering of mankind, as represented by Frank and Rory! The tenth episode of Kentwood, dealing with a sex-obsessed fantasist! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a massive change to the timeline...and the...
2014-09-15
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Cast In Wax
Episode 164: A Mouthful of Sugar
It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully, with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back to help everyone in this troubled time! Featuring: Updates on the well being of all four hosts since everything went down--Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory--plus special guest Harry Wilson! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a too-close-for-comfort look at a post-catastrophic...
2014-02-03
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Cast In Wax
Episode 163: All These Jerks
What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO DISCUSS! Featuring: In depth commentary on the last six weeks worth of Cast In Wax episodes, including extensive clips thereof! The final Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan dies! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter changing the ownership of...
2013-12-02
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Cast In Wax
Episode 157: Point By Point
Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual friends! The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia nights! Three new episodes of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History...
2013-10-21
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Cast In Wax
Episode 156: St. John v. St. John
Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as terminally ill as he'd thought, he's suing Diogenes for fraud. This is their case, with the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco presiding. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, presented as evidence in the confusion of Suzie/Jean-Baptiste Sans Seriff embroglio! The sixth episode of...
2013-09-30
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Episode 155: A Man and His Will to Survive
For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other things. Featuring: Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional editorializing! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement! The fifth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the...
2013-09-02
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Cast In Wax
Episode 154: Identical Cousins, All the Way
HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news. Featuring: Three new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring therapy, an irresistably attractive woman, and a faked death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan learns that his ex-girlfriend is moving into his house! The fourth episode of...
2013-08-19
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Episode 153: I Can't Stand Ugly People
One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes of New York state. Congratulations, Frank! Featuring: Three more episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the final tales of Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic! The return of The Diner, and its ongoing feud with the slightly taller diner next...
2013-07-29
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Episode 152: Did I Just Break Reality?
As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for children, unless they have like...really cool parents. Featuring: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic with a death wish! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie meets and...
2013-07-08
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Episode 151: A Knife Up Your Nose
A hundred-fifty-one episodes in and Jordan D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a friend of the show, while still maintaining the wonderful host segementness of Frank Allen and Scape White. It's a new era! Join the fun! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the continuing magical adventures of Bill! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan attempts to spy on his "lady" "love"! An all-new ongoing series, Kentwood, chronicling...
2013-06-17
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Episode 150: Belated 5-Year Anniversary
That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well, he mentions it. With Scape White reduced to co-host status again, and Frank Allen heathy and hearty once more, one-hundred-fifty episode in, the show is as vital as it ever was! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring bad marriages for a Czar and President ! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan drops acid...
2013-06-03
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Episode 149: Senate Sub-Committee on the RAID Act
An archival government recording of the Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of Vermont and including Senator John Jacob Jingle of the South, and future Senator Smith-Smith of Nebraska 7 (formerly New York). Testafying before the committee is Jordan D. White, an editor from New York who was instrumental in the drafting of the bill. Evidence presented: EIGHT episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring oddly precient and relevant updates! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives...
2013-05-20
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Episode 148: Why Is Paul McCartney Such a D***?
Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect Dissemination bill, and Rory St. John is still no longer with us...what else could happen when Frank Allen takes ill? It's going to be a wild ride. In this episode: FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Hemmingway, Mel Brooks, and a 2013 party! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with Hotel...
2013-03-25
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Episode 146: Just Give Up
Jordan has gone back to Washington DC, leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre of Rory's death still casts a shadow over the proceedings...but doesn't get that much respect, regardless. In this episode: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the TRUTH about the Purple Talking Indian! The third episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme is actually given an exciting assignment! The recently unearthed recordings of the Auditions for...
2013-02-04
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Episode 147: How a Newspaper Works
Scapie continues to host the show with Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission and Rory remains not far from the show's thoughts as again the topic of death weighs heavy on the podcast. In this episode: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Virgin Mary, Pluto, and John Adams on various quests! The fourth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a GIANT MONSTER ATTACK! An all-new episode...
2013-02-04
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Episode 145: Rory St. John, "One Can Always Be Richer"
The podcast returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory St. John. In this episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute to their fallen comrade while commencing with the difficult job of moving on with their lives. It's not easy. In this episode: Four episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History...all of which were completed before Rory's death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds himself a hostage while having...a change of mind! ...
2013-01-21
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Episode 144b: Mourning Interlude
Just a short message from Jordan, still reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the show, send in your thoughts and/or memories of our lost friend to castinwax@gmail.com in either letter or audio-letter form for next episode.
2013-01-07
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Episode 144: Christmas Eve, 2012
Cast In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on our very own Rory St. John. He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to this night...and three familiar sounding "ghosts". In this episode: A journey into the Christmases of Rory's life, past, present, and future! Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the Wright brothers and the KKK! A new Chirumbolo special, A Somewhat Christmas Yuletide, featuring characters from shows present and future! A very special secret episode of Frank Advice, featuring the...
2012-12-24
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Episode 143: All I Have in My Life is Millions of Dollars
The Christmas season draws near as the podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has a complete and utter meltdown and another tattles on the furry little host. As the last episode before the Christmas special, this may be the calm before the storm... In this episode: The previously unaired second episode of The Scape Debate, recorded in case Scape had won the Re-Cast In Wax competition...which he did not! Three episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In...
2012-12-10
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Episode 142: The Brain Isn't a Muscle, It's a Metaphor
A new era begins...an era in which Scape White once again is host of Cast In Wax! Joined by his loyal co-hosts, Frank Allen and Rory St. John, Scape fills in while Jordan is away making the nation safe from insects. In this extremely long episode, find out what lies in store! In this episode: The third episode of the exceedingly strange series, Octopus Set, this time introducing a character with the birth defect of omniscience! The third episode of the advice show Frank Advice, featuring Wally Russman joining Frank to answer the questions of anonymous internet users! Two...
2012-11-19
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Episode 141: An Opportunity to Explore Some Irony
In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode, Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes a big announcement, Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just sort of coasts along. It's a big one, folks. Don't forget to vote. For Obama. In this episode: The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Barney Cohen's Friday the 13th, the Final Chapter to musical enthusiast Madison Gayle! Just in time for the election, the return of Wally Russman and his political talk show, Politalk, this time addressing viloence and single parent homes! Four episodes of...
2012-11-05
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Episode 140: The Re-Cast In Wax Results Show
This is it--the final results for Re-Cast In Wax are in, and in this episode, you will learn once and for all who wins the Re-Cast In Wax reality show...and even hear the next episode of the winning series! Will it be The Scape Debate? Will it be Frank Advice? Or will it be Rory's Stories? It will be one of them--this I swear. In this episode: The final results of Re-Cast In Wax...which is an ASTOUNDING number of votes! The second episode of the winning series (whatever it may be) featuring an appearance by Dungeons and Dragons...
2012-10-08
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Episode 139: The Spiced Play Dough Affair
After a month accumulating votes for Re-Cast In Wax, the podcast returns and tallies up the votes so far! But don't worry--there is still time to send in your votes! Take a hand in the future of Cast In Wax and decide what segment will be continued and which will be cast aside! PLUS: a secret peek behind the curtain! In this episode: The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop meets the new new new new warden...the toughest one yet! Four episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History...
2012-09-17
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Episode 138: A World of Pure Incarceration
The third episode of Recast in Wax is here! This time, Patsy Kennedy is in the driver's seat, and you can guess his opinion vis-a-vis you and the believing of it! And with this episode, you'll have heard all the shows in the competition, and you'll find out how to bvote on your favorite! Let's make it happen! In this episode: The start of series three of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson suffering a fate he just suffered, but again! One episode of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the truth about finders...
2012-08-20
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Episode 137: I Like the Smell of His Crotch?
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax continues! This time, Jordan turns the reigns of the episode over to Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Lyn Nelson, allowing her to question Frank, Rory, and Scape in their competition to decide who shall become wax-work next big podcast star! In this episode: Another extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson on a date...with a WOMAN! The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of Frank Advice, a debate show in which Frank gives YOU advice along with Olympic Platinum Medalist Alicia Jensen! The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop meets...
2012-08-13
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Episode 136: A Very Sophisticated Use of the Word Moderate
The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax begins! Frank, Rory, and Scape are pitted one against another in a competition to create the next hit segment for the podcast! In this, the first of three episodes, host Jordan D. White speaks with the competitors are they premiere their works one by one to become...the next star to be carved from the wax of the podcast. In this episode: An extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring the titular detective breaking a world record and facing his nemesis! One episode of This Day in History and Where Are They...
2012-08-06
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Episode 135: What Do Those Words Mean?
Four weeks since the last episode, the podcast returns with an all-new direction as Jordan gives gives his three co-hosts an assignment that will play out over the next three episodes. Scape, Frank, and Rory must compete to bring the newest regular feature to the podcast, and YOU get to decide what stays and what goes! In this episode: The announcement of Re-Cast in Wax, a mini-competitive reality show wherein Frank, Rory, and Scape produce new shows...based on each other's ideas! The conclusion of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!'s second season, in which Slam encounters a nemesis the likes of...
2012-07-30
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Episode 134: I Don't Care About You, I Am Dying
It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very seams with your very joy! In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Scapie Section of the Show"! A visit from Doctor Michael "Doc Mike" Pembleton, updating all of us on progress at the Bronx Zooviet Socialist Republic! ...
2012-07-02
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Episode 133: Who Is Brian Blessed?
The gang is all here, with Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory all present for an informative lesson on Britain's loudest actor. Plus: 100 episodes after Frank Allen spits in the face of Cast In Wax, he finally makes good and apologizes for his behavior. You won't believe your ears. In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Frank Jerk"! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating ally face the loudfest of all possible evils! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where...
2012-06-11
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Episode 132: Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts
A very special episode, donating all its profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently growing epidemic of people eating lamps. No one knows how this tragedy began...but we're going to do whatever we can to help stop the horror. Please...don't eat lamps. In this episode: The return of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating ally on a super-secret stakeout! Two episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring dealing with Israel and prostate cancer! ...
2012-05-21
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Episode 131: Long-Form Spelling
Just a completely normal episode! Nothing special to hear here at all! All four hosts are present, as is special guest and zoo-runner, Doctor Mike Pembleton! And no, the host segment is not exceedingly short, why do you ask? I am not sure what you mean--it can't be the case, since the episode is still a normal length, right? So I don't know what you mean. In this episode: A special, noir-styled episode of The Diner! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring John Hodgman, Kermit the Frog, and Brad Majors! ...
2012-05-07
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Episode 130: Can We Get Off the Topic of Sexual Coersion?
Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting those duties. No more. With the crack team of Dr. Mike Pembleton, Dr. June T. Loveberger, and Scape White, Jordan has a plan that will change the zoo forever. ALL THE ZOO PLANNING ACTION YOU CRAVE, and ALL IN THE CREATIVE CAST IN WAX CAUSATION! In this episode: The FIRST EPISODE of ALL-NEW serial, Octopus Set, in which two best friends try to tell the story like it is, but...
2012-04-16
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Episode 129: I Know You're Watching, I See You Looking
It's been a while, but finally, THEY'RE BACK. The original team supreme of Cast In Wax, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White are all back in one room to record the entire podcast, and they've brough a boatload of radio serials to while away the time! A NEW ERA of CAST IN WAX begins HERE! Sort of. Maybe? In this episode: An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! in which Slam suffers the unforeseen consequences of his totally legitimate troubles! FIVE episodes of This Day in History and ONE of the all-new Celebrity Where Are...
2012-03-26
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Episode 128: A Cast of Whacks
Take a whirl on the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, the fan-made Cast In Wax fancast, A Cast of Whacks. Join host Steve Joseph and his panel of co-hosts, Hank Fallon, bruiser Percy, and pet rabbit Flee, as they discuss one of the most eventful episodes of Cast In Wax in ages. In this episode: ENORMOUS LIFE CHANGES in the lives of Frank Allen, Rory St. John, Scape White, and Jordan D. White! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! featuring a special appearance by characters from another recent serial! FOUR episodes of This Day in History and the all-new...
2012-02-20
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Episode 127: Why Are They Always Lying?
This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist, and girlfriend of Rory St. John, June joins the gang in discussing vegetarianism, animals, and mothers. In this episode: The finale of the epic mini-serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator!, resolving Chop and Slam's beef once and for now! Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Paris Hilton and Bruce Springsteen! The return of Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, in...
2012-01-23
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Episode 126: I Would Gladly Kill Every Animal
We return for the New Year with Frank and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan got a new instrument to become obsessed with! Oh, and Scape is still kidnapped. That's sad. In this episode: The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop successfully catches his nemesis in his trap! Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring presidential hopefuls! The all-new spinoff, Hellworld Jackson: Death Hound of the Underworld...
2012-01-09
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Episode 125: It's a World of Dread and Fear
It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there is a boatload of amazing Cast In Wax Christmas material to help out, along with his trusty ukulele! That oughtta do the trick, eh? In this episode: The relatively recent A Very Yuletide Christmas special, crossing over Nathan Van Etten, Slam Jackson, and more! The classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug!" featuring Jack Chick's take on the classic Christmas story! Four episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity...
2011-12-26
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Episode 124: The Cat Was Howling
With Scape still missing and presumed kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that not one but TWO missing persons cases will be wrapped up within the minutes of the episode... In this episode: The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam attempts to buy a new pair of shoes! An episode of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with actor and King of England, James Stuart(...Stewart?)! The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in...
2011-12-05
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Episode 123: Perfect Smoke Ring
After a few weeks of illness bouncing from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to speak. Unfortunately, what begins as a national holiday of thankfulness takes a turn for the sinister, and ends in tragedy. Listen, if you dare... In this episode: An all-new and all-different episode of the show @$$hole Watch...but maybe not the @$$hole Watch you're expecting! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam tries to pull the old switcheroo on his most annoying nemesis! Three episodes of This...
2011-11-28
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Episode 122: Age/Sex/Location
Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this and more inside! In this episode: The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam finds himself in quite a jam while avoiding a personal topic! An episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History in which Thomas Edison tells us...
2011-11-07
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Episode 121: Music to Dip Candles By
After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a happy one? You'll see inside... In this episode: The continuing exploration of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's return to the podcast! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a very personal fact about Slam is brought to light! Four episodes of This Day in History and update...
2011-10-31
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Episode 120: White v. Allen
This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire, have been brought before the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco for justice...once and for all! In this episode: The TRIAL OF THE...PODCAST, in the form of Jordan D. White squaring off, legally, against Frank Allen! A sneaky bit of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's alleged theivery! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam...
2011-10-03
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Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton
Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances. In this episode: A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme! The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things! An episode of This Day in...
2011-09-19
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Episode 118: Make Sure You Don't Commit Crimes
This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal influence? In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, with news on Lyn Nelson's fortunes! The even-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam deals with the incovenience of...his family! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the end of all...
2011-09-12
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Episode 117: I Had Hoped This Was A Comic Podcast
Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded LIVE in front of eyes! In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time featuing a special Lyn Nelson Interview revealing a grave miscarriage of justice! The second episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Nathan Van Ettan's past returns...with Ice Cream! ...
2011-09-05
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Episode 116: God Should Get On That
After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and Scapie his responsibilities. In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this tim in which the hosts say nothing negative about Frank Allen whatsoever! The first episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Slam's past returns...for blood! An episode of This Day...
2011-08-29
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Episode 115: Christmas In August
Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps without goodwill towards ALL men. In this episode: The highly necessary return of @$$hole Watch, with a full recording of the theme song, to discuss the backstabbing liar who used to be on the show! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the life, death, and afterlife of Richard Nixon! A special...
2011-08-08
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Cast In Wax
Episode 114: The Real Frank Allen
This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules. Things are happening, people! In this episode: An all-new Donnie Palombo's Clubhouse of Super Villainy in which Donnie comes clean with his super-heroine girlfriend! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the financial fate of Christopher Columbus! The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search...
2011-08-01
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Episode 113: We Don't have Any Other Friends
Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of a bum as Jordan suspected. In this episode: A singing contest that you, yes, YOU can enter! An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan enters a contest that no one else cares about! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning every historical figure ever...
2011-07-25
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Episode 112: Controlling Entropy
Jordan is back! Rory is back! Scapie is still here! Frank is still not here! THIS is the status of the hosts for this episode, the one-hundred-twelfth in a series of indefinitely open-endedness! But listen--for there is a special guest in this episode, Doctor Mike Pembleton, without whom Jordan would not be able to record this week. Give him thanks! In this episode: An all-new (to us) epsiode of The Diner, which is slightly less all-new than the previous one aired because it takes place before it! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now...
2011-07-11
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Episode 111: The Scapiecast - Scapecast, with Scapie
OK, um, so like, once upon a time Scapie had to do a pocast by himself, pretty much. I mean, like, Jordan was there for a while, but then he took a nap. So, like, Scapie had to do the rest of the podcast himself, so it was, like, the best podcast that was ever cast. And it had shows and stuff on it, too. Bonus. In this episode: There is totally and episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy with a dude tied up and people try to save him and stuff! One episode of This Day in History...
2011-07-04
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Episode 110: Alphabetize the Napkins!
With Jordan and Frank BOTH still missing, Jordan's wife Devon White and friend Lyn Nelson take matters and podcasts into their own hands, and join regular co-hosts Rory St. John and Scape White for this, the one-hundred-tenth episode of Cast in Wax! Will all this estrogen sit well with the listeners? In this episode: The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which the Diner is shut down for many reasons, and Jen is insulted for few to no reasons! Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the awfulness of the...
2011-06-27
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Episode 109: Well Prepared Legs of Lambs
Again, the podcast returns with only two hosts: Rory St. John and Scape White. With Frank Allen missing for OVER SIX MONTHS and now Jordan having been kidnapped, our two remaining emcees do their best to be strong and carry on in the face of adversity. In this episode: A special audio recording sent in by Jordan's kidnappers, the vigilante group known as the Binghamton Bruisers! An all-new Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, wherein Donnie's fellow villain Titus Andronicus reveals his plan! Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the...
2011-06-13
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Episode 108: And God Was Never Seen Again...
After two weeks of no podcast, the show returns...with only two co-hosts. Why would yet another host of Cast In Wax go missing? Can you think of anyone who might want to do hard to one of our magnificent MCs? Find out within.... In this episode: The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which a very tasteful sculpture is sculpted and a sandwich is made! Three weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the post-life adventures of Joan of Arc! An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten...
2011-06-06
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Episode 107: I Find That Acceptable
Back from a week off to attend a podcast-related wedding, Jordan, Rory and Scapie retuen with Patsy Kennedy in tow! Can even the host of KSAC radio's hit syndicated radio program, Don't Believe It, help our heroes get through the fallout from the Morality Machine? Yeah, probably. In this episode: An extra-special episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, episode X, revealing how you, too, can write an episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! Two weeks' episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the fearsome legend of Captain Blood! The first ever nationally syndicated episode...
2011-05-16
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Episode 106: Blowing Up the World, It Seems
Thankfully, the world has survived another week of the Reign of the Morality Machine, and Jordan has grudgingly provided us with another podcast! Jordan gets mad, Rory fears for his life, and Scape learns about negative numbers as the morality index dips to its lowest point yet! In this episode: An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten, bringing up one of Jordan's favorite topics--comic books! This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the secret origins of the Loch Ness Monster! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist...
2011-05-02
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Episode 105: Not As Far As I Hope
Five weeks, five episodes! Could it be a return to the golden age of the podcast? Or is this the last episode of the podcast the world will ever see? I suppose only next week can tell us! But for now, we have another guest-host filling in the spot Frank Allen left vacant...Mr. Edgemont Montpellier! In this episode: An all-new Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again, wherein the guys help the Hitlers with a bit of planning! This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the source of old/young misunderstanding! ...
2011-04-25
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Episode 104: What The Hell, Indeed
Four episodes in one month! That hasn't happened since...August of 2009! Is Jordan serious about the podcast being weekly again?!? Holy crap! This week, we've got another extra special guest host brought to the podcast by Rory...but we'll leave his identity for the 2nd act reveal it is in the podcast itself. Brace yourself! In this episode: A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson gets into the most fight-like fight we've ever heard him fight! This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, giving us the history...
2011-04-18
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Episode 103: A Special and Insidious Warning
This episode, via the magic of the internet and a program called "Skype" (not Scape, he did not really help at all) our regular hosts are joined by special guest-host and friend of the show, Charles Berman. The boys discuss the all-new Morality Machine, and...well, mostly they discuss the Morality Machine. It's a big deal. In this episode: A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam fights NO ONE AT ALL! This week's episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the Martian Invasion! An all-new Lesson From the Life...
2011-04-11
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Episode 102: Spankings For Life
The show appears to be back to a weekly schedule after all! At least, so far. But this episode brings big changes not for the podcast, but for the world at large. But it's good! It's very very good, and I am happy to have you graciously listening to the podcast, thank you ever so much! In this episode: An epsiode of Frank Allen Interviews, speaking to protestor Reggie Herald about his attack on the Olympic Games! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam struggles to get the proper amount of sleep! An all-new episode of Donnie...
2011-04-04
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Episode 101: The Pain is Extreme Like Doritos
After an absurdly long absence and just in time for the 3rd anniversary of the Cast in Wax Podcast, Jordan announces his intention to return to weekly episodes of the podcast. But with only two co-hosts and the daunting task of the marketing machine hanging over his head, is there really any way he can pull that off? Find out next week! In this episode: A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson picks someone up at the airport! The fifth episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan dealing with...
2011-03-28
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Episode 100: A Convergent Age of Simultaneous Kinship
THIS IS IT! Cast in Wax's super-special, extra-spectacular 100th episode you've been waiting for! Jordan, Scape, and Rory celebrate 100 episodes with a super-sized spectacular with more meaty bits than you can shake a stick at! Trust me when I say there are some amazing surprises in here for long time fans of the show! Don't wait--listen now! In this episode: Celebration and some unexpected unhappiness from the hosts! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson proves more popular than he can stand! The continuing adventures of The Diner, in which a mysterious and nearly indecipherable conversation...
2011-02-14
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Episode 099: Dontblieveitalk
Busy with preparations for the epic one-hundreth episode of Cast in Wax, Jordan turns the podcasts over to two luminaries of the radio world...from Politalk, pundit and commentarian Wally Russman! And from Don't Believe It, the expert in all things conspiratory, Patsy Kennedy! With two broadcasting geniuses on the show at the same time...anything could be said. And it probably is! It's a ridiculously and needlessly oversized 99th episode spectacular! In this episode: Nearly ceaseless debate between the two hosts! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes in a little light opera...or...
2011-01-10
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Episode 098: No Point In Getting Too Festive
Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work Christmas bits! Have a happy holidays (if you have not joined a boycott of some sort) and we'll see you in the New Year! In this episode: A pleasant ukulele and voice version of the Scapie penned "Merry Xmas (If You're Lucky)" by Jordan! The holiday classic A Christmas Carol as presented on Scapie Stories! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes out the...
2010-12-24
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Episode 097: Take Me To Your Ringleader
The show is feeling the loss of one of its component parts, but thankfully becomes packed to the brim to help make up for it. Two songs, three serials, one gameshow, and a special visitor all combine to what is, frankly, a terrific episode. In this episode: The another by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Metallica! A telephonic visit from good friend of the show Michael "Temporary Card" Makowski, to discuss ants, penguins, the definition of "know", and space news! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring...
2010-12-13
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Episode 096: Once Every How Many Times A Day Or So?
Another amazing episode of the podcast, and this time we are jam-packed to the brim full of content! All four hosts are present, one of them having gone through a life-changing event...and also one of them doing something very strange in the course of the episode. I hope he's OK. In this episode: The very first by-request installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents a cover of a track by the Scissor Sisters! All-new show from a fan-favorite, Harry Wilson Finds You Love, in which the infamous tooth-janitor brings the romance for a lovely young lady! ...
2010-11-29
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Episode 095: Sweet Crackers!
We're back with our four regular co-hosts for a podcast full of shocking twists! What song does Jordan open the podcast with? What has Scape been working on? Why does no one like Rory? What filthy thing has Frank been doing? Who will issue an ultimatum? And which host has devised a world-changing system to replace capitalism? Listen if you dare! In this episode: The 4th episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, featuring dentistry and the deadliest game of all! Likewise, the 4th episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again with even more datistry! This Day in History and update Where...
2010-11-15
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Episode 094: The Halloween Protest Extravaganza!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN (or not, if you've joined the protest)! Why is this episode so long? It's the second longest episode ever. And it doesn't even have all four hosts on it! Although it does have a special guest host...I guess it's to celebrate/protest the holiday, right? Right? Find out inside... In this episode: Special guest host Lyn Nelson! A revolutionary new economy to replace the tired free market capitalism! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History regarding the sad history of George Lucas! All new radio serial The Diner, in which a Diner...
2010-11-01
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Episode 093: Hot Pocasto
The episodes just keep getting longer! Can this keep up? I con't imagine it can, no. I mean, in a month or two it would become completely unwieldy. Eventually, it would take long enough to listen to it that new episodes would be out before you finished. By that point, it would become impossible to record episodes in time to put them out, too. So, let's not worry about that. In this episode: A hot-potato-style hosting segment with Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scape! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, about the foundation of the...
2010-10-18
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Episode 092: Not Very Helpful, But Okay
The longest episode since our return from the netherworld of non-podcasting, it will come as no surprise it's got more in it than any episode since then. Did you think we would jsut have a few minutes of silence in the middle? That would be stupid. Actually...that could be cool, no one would expect it. Maybe someday. In this episode: A lot of great chat topics for Scapey, Rory, Frank, and Jordan! Another Extra History Now about Lyn and murder! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, about the Russians' involvement in Kennedy's death! ...
2010-10-04
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Episode 091: Hastily Pulled Valve Syndrome
Another exciting episode of Cast In Wax now that it has returned to the netwaves, this one packed full of new experiences! Five hosts, two serials, and one day in history add up to...eight. But eight funs. So you will have eight funs if you listen to this. In this episode: Special guest-hosts, friend of (most of) the show, Lyn Nelson! A special Extra History Now for Lyn, regarding murder! The first episode of Robot Zombie Hunters Ride Again! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing why Americans cannot relate to foreigners! The...
2010-09-20
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Episode 090: It's Super, But It's Not Necessary
We're back for the second week in a row, and this time, we're bringing a bug announcement about the future of the show! You know you want to hear that! Plus, even though there are only two hosts this episode, it's longer than last weeks! How does that work? In this episode: A special announcement, which is related to... The all-new segment, Frankly Speaking, episode 40! The return of several past guests! Lots and lots of ego-stroking! More of YOUR listener mail (if you are Charles or Billy)! Do you see a pattern that involves us needing more people to write...
2010-09-13
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Episode 089: Whose Milk Is It Anyway?
What's this? A new episode from Cast in Wax? Were you expecting that? I bet you were not. So, is this the big, special episode Jordan promised would be next? No. But he talks about it inside. Instead, it's the new podcast--more discussion based, more casual. But with all the same Frank and Rory bickering and Scapie ego you've come to love. In this episode: Frank Allen's continued adventures in gainful employment! The Queen's Institute for Extra-Historical Studies is open for business! A debate over the usage and ownership of milk! Feline medical woes! This Day in History and update...
2010-09-06
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Episode 088: America But Better But Better
Holy crap, this is a big episode. This is the last episode of the podcast in its current form--the last of the original, previously-recorded wax-work radio shows ends here in this doublt-sized episode! What is the future of the podcast? Come listen to get a hint. But for now, this is your last chance to hear Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scapie! Featuring: Ultimate Debatitorium: "Why?" in which two champion debatiators face off on the ultimate question to see who is the Ultimate Debatiator; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, covering FIVE...
2010-07-05
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Episode 087: Title of Episode
Now that Frank Allen is out of jail, the gang is all back together and one big happy family! ... ok, I am lying. The gang is more uncomfortable together than ever before--will they manage to fall apart before the podcast ends, with only 3 episodes to go? Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 11: "Chosen Sacrifice, the Series Premiere," the FIRST episode of Epic Echoes, answering questions you didn't know you had; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with a special guest substitute discussing Morse Code and Seinfeld; a Frank Allen Interview also with...
2010-05-31
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Episode 086: Those Tortoise-Schlomping Nazis Brought It Back Up
Three weeks after the last show, three hosts show up to record another episode. Where is Frank Allen? How do the two series finales this week come out? And most importantly, will the podcast continue after the serials end? Find out this week! Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 11: "All Wrapped Up," the series finale of wax-work's first serial drama, the lesbian detectives meet their final fate; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a story from Rory's youth; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 11: "Holocaust" the final tract, revealing the truth...
2010-05-17
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Episode 085: What's So Amazing About Really Deep Thoughts?
After a three week absence, Jordan, Frank, and Rory return with the breath smelling pleasantly of watermelon. Scapie, on the other hand, has a voice of SOLID GOLD. Cast in Wax is back with all the mush-mouthery you've been craving the past three weeks! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 10: "The Final Domino," the penultimate episode of the series, answering questions you didn't even know you had; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring an epic battle we all know from our youths; a Frank Allen Interview podcast chat-edition featuring stand-up commediant...
2010-04-26
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Episode 084: Like Nothing You Ever Done Seen
There's good news in store for Mr. Frank Allen. And bad news. But then more good news. All the while, Rory and Jordan look on with interest, a gleam in both their eyes...and Scapie sleeps it off. As we draw closer and closer to the end of our series, things start to heat up. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 10: "Fences and Bridges," featuring the Stallion and Broadband deciding the final fate of the Earth Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the story of a long-lived doctor; Tract or...
2010-04-05
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Episode 083: Disloyalty Seems to Be the Byword
This is a very contentious episode! I am not sure if Jordan was in a bad mood, or what, but he lays into all three co-hosts! Frank about his living conditions, Rory about his ruse, and Scapie about his grades! But I think you will enjoy it. He does not yell at you. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 10: "What a Piece of WOrk," the penultimate episode of the Parlortown Dicks; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring two important world leader betrayals; a Frank Allen Interview for the whole family...
2010-03-22
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Episode 082: You're Going to Keep Taking It
Back from their botched attempt at going to Binghamton, the four hosts return to the netwaves with a show so chock full of show, they have to limit their talking again. But the excitement does not stop! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Follow the Leader," featuring the Stallion rallying the remaining members of the Guard to save the team; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the truth behind Lee Harvey Oswald; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 11: "Evolution," in which two debators square off on this hot-button issue to reveal the debatiator of...
2010-03-08
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Episode 081: A Limited Number of Monkeys
A week later than expected, but here we are! Contemplating a shift in scheduling, Jordan, Scapie, Frank, and Rory get together for the most yellingest epsiode in a while! Is everyone mad at everyone? Or do we just yell because we care? Maybe both? Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 08: "Voices of Evil" wherein we learn the secret history of many of the supervillains the Flashpack has faced; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring America's top evil secret agent; a Frank Allen Interview special investigation into the seedy underbelly of internet...
2010-02-22
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Episode 080: Verily, Shake That Thing
How about that Super Bowl, huh? Lot's of, uh, football in it, for sure! And people running and, like, tackling things. I mean, other people. Right? Wow! And what better way to come down off that sporting high than listing to people talk about things and imagining what is happening with them? Am I right? Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Attention Past Due," featuring Broadband and Mister Fahrenheit and some interesting media coverage; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring witches and non-witches alike; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 09: "Happy Hour!"...
2010-02-08
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Episode 079: But, You're My Friends
Last week, during the editing of the show, technical difficulties kept Jordan from putting up a new show. As a result, here is last week's show, a week late, with a tiny bit of extra content. At least one of our hosts will feel like crap by the time it's over. At least. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Past Forgotten," wherein the ladies meet with the highly unlikely daughter of Mayor Glass; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring TWO episodes... I promise...just wait for it...; a special edition...
2010-02-01
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Episode 078: Well, Wasn't That Interesting?
Cast in Wax continues its inexorable march to the end of the serials as Frank Allen puts on a professional face, Rory St. John brings back an old favorite segment, Jordan D. White feels much peppier, and Scapie White gets some much needed rest. And, the return of the ukulele theme songs! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 08: "Two Down," featuring Binary Girl and The Stallion... and a special appearance by a non-member of the Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a terrible episode of the first and cruel episode...
2010-01-18
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Episode 077: If My Boss Calls, Tell Him It's Water
Welcome back from the Abyss of the holidays! Cast in Wax is back with all four hosts intact, but with three of them having made some major life changes! Who has given up what? Who has founded what? You're going to have to listen to find out! Featuring: Like Daughter, Episode 08: "Three to One," in which Pandora saves CASK from CASK?!?; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us four days in history featuring French Knights and silent Euros; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 10: "Stem Cells," in which we investigate the morality of...
2010-01-11
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Episode 076: Jesus, How the Years Seem to Fly
Merry Christmas! It's Christmastime here on the wax-work, and... well, technically, it's Hanukkah, but Christmastime is sort of an all-encompasing term for the entire December season, right? I mean, it could be, right? Well... anyway, there is a bunch of Christmas themed stuff on the show, and no Hanukkah stuff, so... yeah. Christmas. Happy Holidays! Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Out of Mind," wherein follow leads to find that Parlortown's dirty nature can sometimes be a boon; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us how the French saved mankind...
2009-12-14
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Episode 075: Scrunchy-sqaulch-a-thok-dekka-pow!
The amazing Seventy-Fifth episode of Cast in Wax! The show is show ultra-jam-packed that we have to use one of Jordan's patented randomizing techniques to make the host segment go more smoothly than usual. On this, the 68th anniverary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the boys of Cast in Wax bring you an audible sonic pick-me-up! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 07: "Guilty Looking," featuring Peaseblossom and Bumblebee and some wacky sexual hijinx...kind of; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with this somber day in WWII; Tract or Fiction...
2009-12-07
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Episode 074: Kick Switzerland Out of the Universe
Thanksgiving-time is here again, and the boys on the podcast are celebrating what THEY are thankful for by having a nice little meal together and bringing you some ALL-NEW content here on the podcast! Jordan hosts, Scapoe chows, and Frank and Rory both present new pilots for segments! Enjoy, and make sure to write into us at castinwax@gmail.com and let us know what you think! Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Unreasonable Doubt," wherein the ladies are confronted by their nemesis in their very own lair; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They...
2009-11-30
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Episode 073: Ok, Like, So, For Once Upon a Time...
...there was this, like, podcast, right? And it was like... "Doh doh dee doh, I am a podcast." But so like it had four hosts. Jordan was one, and Frank was one, and Rory, but REALLY, there was one called Scapie. And Scapie was a really good singer, you know? And so he was like "Singing!" but like all the time, and people were like "Guess what? That is good." So there. The End. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 06: "Now You See Me," featuring Voodoo lady and the Argus... and someone actually sees Foal! No, serious; Rory St. John's This...
2009-11-23
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Episode 072: The Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech
...and then, three weeks later, to podcast returns! Yes, you have the Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech... but I think we've had enoungh of that. Jordan brings the podcast back from the ether with Scapie singing, Frank complaining, and Rory talking out of his ass. So, business as usual returns. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 04: "Work It Out," featuring Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom... only reversed; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with three days and a full decade worth of history; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 09: "Wire Tapping," in which some...
2009-11-16
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Episode 071: Concert of Audible Sonic Katzenjammers
This week, we get confirmation of what nationality Rory isn't, Frank Allen gets to laugh at him heartily, Jordan brings out a special new technological wonder, and Scapie premieres yet another new song. Ding! Featuring: Like Daughter, Episode 07: "Abandon All Hope," in which Pandora learns of another boatload of CASKs; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with loads of carnivorous Russians; Epic Echoes, Series 04, Episode 04: "Sacrificial Alter," featuring the first appearance of Alter-Earth and a big change for Slotter; a Frank Allen Interview with Hector, the flying pig, about Swine Flu...
2009-10-26
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Episode 070: Jupiter Tooo
This week, Rory seems a bit more desperate than usual, Scape is his usual self-centered self, Jordan tries to move things along, and Frank is dealing with an all-new piece of technology: an "expensive" "new" "portable" computer. Fun for the ages! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 03: "Ones and Zeroes," featuring Binary Girl and Dr. Fast wading through a lot of insecurity; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the chaos caused by the banging of a shoe; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 05: "The Visitors," bringing us deep into Jack T. Chick's...
2009-10-12
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Episode 069: Nobody Likes Those Drips
There is nothing unsual about this slightly shorter than normal episode at all. Nope, nothing strange in the slightest. Nothing unusual at all. Nope. But it does have all four guests being their usual bickering selves, and some terrific series. And about half a good song from Scape before it gets really lame. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 3: "In Love and Hate," featuring the fallout from a Flashpack/Flashpack embroglio, and some serious hatred; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the previously unrevealed origins of DVDs; Decker and Hayes, Series 3...
2009-10-05
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Episode 068: Brushing Is Very Good
In this highly Scapie-centric episode, two of the hosts are absent, leaving only Jordan and his loveable feline. Scapie takes the spotlight with new additions to both his story library and his song-writing credits! Who IS Scapie's favorite rock group? Find out! Featuring: Like Daughter, Episode 06: "Curious George," in which Tabby brings new information to Bobby about the very nature of CASK; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with yet another pet-centric lesson; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 04: "Satan's Master," where Mr. Chick alleges that ALL magic, even white magic, has...
2009-09-28
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Cast In Wax
Episode 067: Another Myth Perpetuated By Doctors
OK, so maybe the revolution isn't happening so much. With Jordan... otherwise detained... Patsy Kennedy returns to the show as a guest host. Meanwhile, Frank, Rory, and Scapie all make some quick changes of who is doing what...but we do deliver all the usual serials! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 02: "Feel Good," featuring Voodoo Lady having encounters with Bumblebee and the Stallion; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with two episodes by two different hosts; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 08: "Apples vs. Oranges," in which we compare the supposedly uncomparable; Scapie Stories...
2009-09-21
00 min
Cast In Wax
Episode 066: Labor Day (revolution) Special
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Yes, on Labor Day from the most unlikely of sources (this podcast), we, the people, rise up and take our nation from the hands of the wicked and greedy! Plus, you know, fun radio dramas and comedies. And bickering hosts. Listen to it, before the revolution takes you! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 2: "From Austrailia With Love," featuring the first/last appearance of the mysterious Man-Slotter; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein a highly unusual weapon is utilized; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 03: "Ransom," where we...
2009-09-07
00 min
Cast In Wax
Episode 065: A Jackson Pollack Except Only With Blood
After a week sick with English-rain inspired colds, our regularly scheduled hosts return! Rory tries something new with his histories, while Frank gets a bit of a scare. Jordan and Scape are both fine, no worries. Plus, more of those series we all love! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 01: "Stranded in the Clouds," featuring Mr. Fahrenheit and Broadband, both ignorant that team has been infiltrated; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein the two days have different events; a special Frank Allen Investigation of a still unsolved murder regular listeners will...
2009-08-31
00 min
Cast In Wax
Episode 064: What's What and What's Not What
While Jordan and the gang are in England for the Edison-St. John wedding, we have a star-studded episode of guest hosts! Patsy Kennedy, host of KSAC New Mexico's "Don't Believe It"! Bobby Kurtzman, AKA the blogosphere's Everett Gottlieb! Dr. Nektori Stelloff, the banana-eating mad-science guru! And the righteous return of Jordan Robot! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 11: "On Ice," a Guard Duty episode revealing the biggest twist in the series history; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein Patsy reveals the truth about 1993; Live Frank Allen Coverage of the Edison-St. John...
2009-08-17
00 min
Cast In Wax
Episode 063: Don't You Know You Got a Monster Following You?
Guys, I am so tired right now... seriously...I don't want to be writing this... ok, so like... Scapie sings his first Rock song for his... rock school thing... and as a result... the rest of us are... like... tired. So... that's it. There's like... shows. It's a podcast. I am going to bed. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 04: "All the Worse For Wear," which has... two detective...girls...who like girls...; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which spawned the menace of Rolododododo...; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 07: "Pirates vs. Ninjas,"...
2009-08-10
00 min