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Crews Control175: The End?Grant forgets to wipe and has heart problems, Dorsch becomes a dummy and has heart problems, and Leo is still alive and has heart problems. It's been a while since we last heard from The Crew. Well, the strike hit JAMP hard but your three favorite knuckleheads find themselves in the Crews Nest for what might be the very last time... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolW...2023-11-3048 min
Crews Control174: Blank Page: Chompus Pilot And The King Of The Chews with Bill FryerThis page contains stories about bikes, circus acts, dental disciples, and vocal coaching. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian ca...2023-11-231h 01
Crews Control173: Blank Page: Can I Treat You Bad Forever with Bianca CarrascoThis Page contains stories about school dances, illiterate librarians, loyalty cards, cartoon crushes, and radio shows. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you a...2023-11-161h 22
Crews Control172: Blank Page: The Door Dash IncidentThis page has stories about cats, immersive films, seriously wet mouths, and mutual wives. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic M...2023-11-0944 min
Crews Control171: Off Track: The Big DebateDon't drink and drive, kids. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergT...2023-11-0221 min
Crews Control170: Page 5: Couple's FruitWhat was once the Book of Pages is now simply "Blank Page". It is still a spin off of a spin off.This page has stories about weddings, fruit, and valet services. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you l...2023-10-261h 32
Crews Control169: Off Track: Doctor Hasbro MonopolyBreath in, scream out, do not collect $200. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari G...2023-10-1930 min
Crews Control168: PAGE 4: Battle Rap For BertuccisThis couch has seen a hole lot! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari G...2023-10-1214 min
Crews Control167: PAGE 3: Bad ImprovThis PAGE from Crews Control's Book Of PAGES is sponsored by Bertuccis! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!2023-10-0511 min
Crews Control166: PAGE 2: Wasting Away In Miller-Light-VilleHOOOO-WEEEEE! This PAGE is about dancing! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari Goldberg2023-09-2816 min
Crews Control165: P.A.G.E. 1: A Tribute To GotyeYou found a P.A.G.E. (Pete Ari George Episode) from Crews Control's Big Book Of Pages!This page is dedicated to Wouter André "Wally" De Backer, known professionally as Gotye. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like th...2023-09-2134 min
Crews Control164: Crews Control Off Track: The Hudson Family BarbecueRibs so good you'll end up intubated! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari G...2023-09-1426 min
Crews Control163: Crews Control Off Track: Joy-Filled Balloons**Pop** Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve S...2023-09-0723 min
Crews Control162: Crews Control Off Track: This One's Canon!? with George LaBourSomehow, even though things are wayyyyyy off track, this one is canon... Weird! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian c...2023-08-3150 min
Crews Control161: Crews Control Off Track: Paleontology 602 with Spud, Keith, and Brad (Dan Karlin, Bill Fryer, and Bo SegrestSchool is in session. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme c...2023-08-241h 00
Crews Control160: Crews Control Off Track: A Tale Of Two Jeffersons with Jared LittlejohnI spy three spies spying on spies spying on spies. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!L...2023-08-1730 min
Crews Control159: Crews Control Off Track: White Cow CreameryWelcome to White Cow, how can I help you? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo b...2023-08-1035 min
Crews Control158: Crews Control Off Track: Dumb WalmartGosh, this one's dumb! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme c...2023-08-0330 min
Crews Control157: Crews Control Off Track: Chef Flavio's Kitchen HellHail to the Chef! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme c...2023-07-2727 minCrews Control156: The Big Crewhuna Number 3 with Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul)Grant celebrates a birthday and gets a handshake instead of a kiss, Dorsch has the meats and doesn't tip, and Leo is, well you'll see! Stepping out of the shadows this week is friend of the show Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to chat about budget cuts, where Capri Sun falls on the juice box spectrum, and to celebrate The Big Crewhuna Number 3! That's right! This is our three year anniversary episode! We are so grateful to all of our Crewtons out there! We know you exist because of all the emails that we've never received! Qu...2023-07-2058 minCrews Control155: James Pond: Scepter with Victor CromenockleGrant looks at holes and ranks friends, Dorsch is revitalized and dilated, and Leo is just a penis. Joining the Two Crew this week is the luckiest man from Bulgrovia, Victor Cromenockle. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the sh...2023-07-1331 min
Crews Control154: Crews Control Off Track: Big Z and The FootYou're on with Big Z and The Foot! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by A...2023-07-0626 min
Crews Control153: Crews Control Off Track: The Equinox ParadigmBring your baby to work day can sometimes lead to astonishing results. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!2023-06-2927 min
Crews Control152: Crews Control Off Track: Home Ec For KidsIt's never too early to learn how to properly care for a sack of powder. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an a...2023-06-2222 min
Crews Control151: Crews Control Off Track: Table And PedalA table for one, a bike for all! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by A...2023-06-1528 min
Crews Control150: Crews Control Off Track: Naval Whale Unit with Pete BroderickLove can happen at any depth. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari Goldberg2023-06-0826 min
Crews Control149: Crews Control Off Track: Lord SpraytheonYour wish is Lord Spraytheon's command. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari Goldberg2023-06-0127 min
Crews Control148: Crews Control Off Track: The Panama Rental Car IncidentWhen you're facing life and death in Panama, know that OnStar has got your back. As long as your cheapo husband has paid for that feature and it's not pizza Tuesday... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, h...2023-05-2524 minCrews Control147: Rest In PorschDorsch transports the remains of Porsch and encounters several travel issues, Grant chats with Spirit and blesses 2, and Leo's status remains unchanged. Rest in peace little buddy. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, r...2023-05-1826 min
Crews Control146: Crews Control Off Track: The Sandwich WarsServing your country has never tasted so good. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by A...2023-05-1117 minCrews Control145: Sauna with Abe Martins (Ben Cohen)Grant gets reviewed and gifts a $6000 couch, Dorsch puts himself through hell and was on team Pee-wee Herman, and Leo is you guessed it, dead! Joining the two crew this week is "Fluid-props Sub-master" Abe Martins (Ben Cohen) to chat about his time working on the upcoming erotic thriller Sauna. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly o...2023-05-0448 minCrews Control144: Looking For A New LeoDorsch almost has an Alec Baldwin moment and steals science from children, Grant visits Dave and meats curtains, and Leo is still very much dead. Grant and Dorsch get things back on track and start the interview process to find a new wardrobe head and co-host. They would also like to apologize for the unhappy baby roaming the halls; someone lost their parents in the labyrinth that is JAMP's vending machine wing. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by su...2023-04-2724 min
Crews Control143: Crews Control Off Track: Gutblaster Focus GroupWe're nuts about guts! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme c...2023-04-2029 min
Crews Control142: Crews Control Off Track: Gary's Greek with George LaBourWelcome to Gary's Greek, home of the Sandy Spanakopita! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo b...2023-04-1336 min
Crews Control141: Crews Control Off Track: A Day At The DealershipOh, your check engine light is on? Must be a Mazda! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!2023-04-0630 min
Crews Control140: Crews Control Off Track: Throatal Migraines with Sam GoldbergIf it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Or a gaslighting spouse. It's hard to tell! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will b...2023-03-3035 minCrews Control122: Drink Something Else with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss)Its Leo's turn to cope with the state of things but luckily Grant and Dorsch are back in the Crew's Nest this week. Grant takes the lead on this week's episode though after Dorsch drinks some bad boba. The Crew inadvertently celebrates Thanksgiving with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss) and his harvest of flesh-toned squash. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastF...2022-11-2434 minCrews Control117: The Gull with Michael McDougal (Ari Goldberg)Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts an...2022-10-2027 minCrews Control116: A Salt Of The Moon with Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg)Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comBecome an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol2022-10-1346 minCrews Control93: Fixin' The Printer with Leopold Bordeaux and Gruncho MunxUh oh! Leo has hijacked the airwaves again to bring you all another episode of his hit printer based show. In this episode, Leo sits down with retired Lexmark printer salesman Gruncho Munx (Ari Goldberg) to chat about family portraits, confusing movies, and reverse termites. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us g...2022-05-0557 minCrews Control89: The Asylum Acquisition with The CrewGrant gets a new job to cope with his breakup and may have Back to the Futured himself, Leo meets a basketball superstar and is kinda funny, and Dorsch gets riled up and does comedy math. The guest this week got lost at sea so the Crew takes it as an opportunity to announce JAMP's new business daddy. That's right, Fantasticorp sold JAMP at what we can only assume to have been a huge loss to the company known as Asylum. Also announced are not one, but two upcoming Big Crewhunas 11 and 13 weeks out. This episode is sponsored by...2022-04-0749 minCrews Control88: Gone Digging with Geronimo Grampton (Matt Hession)It is the middle ground between truffle farmer and woman wearing a big big hat, between fungus and tennis ball, between Geronimo Grampton and Detective Miller (Matt Hession), and it lies between the love of Grant's life and the depths of his stupidity. This is the dimension of ineptitude. It is an area which we call Leslie's Truffle Farm. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out o...2022-03-311h 07Crews Control87: A Rose From Godwin with Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg)Grant gets in hot water with Legal and shrinks the Dink, Leo eats forbidden lettuce and gets violently booped on the snoot, and Dorsch gets swoll(en) and goes clearance shopping. Joining the Crew this week is Plant Master Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg). Clorton and the Crew chat about the Onion Union, the tragic story of Marigold Monroe, and cheap shaving products. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl2022-03-2449 minCrews Control86: Two Shrimps Is Plenty with The CrewGrant has a shower thought and makes one thing clear, Leo powers through a power bar and provides acerbic wit, and Dorsch has a heaping helping of hay and is definitely dating a horse. No guest this week means the Crew gets a chance to catch up with each other. Together they mourn the loss of Leo's wide car drivers Hans and Gruber, learn more about Billy the science filly, and ponder if pets can truly have a personality. This episode is sponsored by ShrimpStraw!!! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach t...2022-03-1742 minCrews Control85: Sixty Four Weeks Later with Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan)Leo makes an enemy and promises another's child, Grant gets drunk and loses luggage, and Dorsch is off on a date with his new science girlfriend Billy the science filly. Joining the Crew this week is Agent/Manager/Therapist to the stars, Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan). Tony and the crew talk biohazards, niche HBO channels, and the horrifying truth behind a certain trashcan dwelling Grouch. This episode is sponsored by DEMODONG!!! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast2022-03-1054 minCrews Control84: Cannonball Fun with Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran)Grant goes a little too deep and springs a leak, Dorsch is confused and makes a map, and Leo is stuck in Moldova. Crashing into the Crews Nest this week is Celebrity Death Announcer, Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran). Waldo is here to break the story of the tragic spaghettification of Timothée Chalamet, but he and the Crew also chat about movie theater rituals and hanging out with people who look and dress just like you. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mo...2022-03-0357 minCrews Control83: Movie Morphs with M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin)Grant tries the soup and takes a compliment, Leo sneezes and pours a nightcap, and Dorsch is stuck in a reverse éclair this week. Dropping into the Crews Nest today is famed erotic fan fiction writer, M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin). The Crew and Ms. Lilac chat about Animorphs, scholastic book fairs, and the power of virginity. Did we mention Animorphs? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCh...2022-02-2448 minCrews Control82: The Bog with Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker)Dorsch goes ham on salami and dresses for a date, Grant questions the booking process and gets a vending machine, and Leo speaks German and settles for Yao Ming. Joining the Crew this week is Dry Ice Aficionado Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker). Mr. Mapleroot and the Crew chat about science, syrup, and the truth about D.B. Cooper. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our w...2022-02-1755 minCrews Control81: Spiderman Home with George Of The Future (George LaBour)Leo's griddle is toast and he gets twin printers, Grant invents time travel and sniffs out some shrooms, and Dorsch adds digits and eats dusty bacon. The aforementioned man of the future (George LaBour) joins the Crew this week to talk about the good old days. Based on most of the future information George shares, it becomes pretty easy to understand why he chooses to talk about his past, which is our present. Beep Beep! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly o...2022-02-101h 04Crews Control80: Don Beyond with Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul)Dorsch orders lunch and wishes for kids, Grant spins off and doesn't talk about Bruno, and Leo talks to Alexa and has a great big wart. Stepping out of the shadows this week is Fantasticorp lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul). It's been a while since Jason has made his presence known, so the Crew fills him in on what has been going on since then. Additionally, they chat about profits and prophets, including the very mysterious Jesus. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comW...2022-02-031h 06Crews Control79: The Hunt For The Golden Bear with Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino)Grant is the bearer of good news and wants boobs, Leo makes a charcuterie board and gets real wrinkly, and Dorsch is in the home country getting the cure for the Moosekrainian Flu. Joining the Crew this week is Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino), the Historical Consultant on JAMP's new film in the REDACTED universe. Mrs. Applebottom and the boys talk about human aesthetics, cryptids, and the great Pharos of our time. Additionally, Grant and Leo both share some hot takes. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.c...2022-01-2748 minCrews Control78: Spoon-Feeding Cynthia with Phl Davis (Dan Kelly)Grant spins the wheel and doubles down, Dorsch has vocal cord issues and develops a new trigger word, and Leo is nicer now and gets introduced to a new nemesis. Joining the Crew his week is friend of Mr. Fantastic and CEO of the Society of Mildly Evil Gentlemen of America, Phl Davis (Dan Kelly). Topics covered in their discussion include terrible acronyms, how to be more evil, and the secret identity of a particular jolly old man. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com...2022-01-2450 minCrews Control77: Shadow And Stone with The CrewLeo invokes HIPAA and monkeys around, Dorsch catches the Moosekrainian flu and might be a werewolf now, and Grant is willfully obtuse and goes on a date. It's a new year and the Crew celebrates that the only way they know how. By staying late after work and recording another episode of Crews Control. They talk resolutions, relationships, and radical physical changes. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl2022-01-1353 minCrews Control76: Fixin' The Printer with Leopold Bordeaux and Victor # CopperpotWhen Grant and Dorsch are away, Leo will play. And by play, we mean hijack the feed to feature another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Joining Leo is the king of box opening videos, Victor # Copperpot (Ari Goldberg). Tune in to this episode to see just what gets unboxed. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like t...2022-01-061h 09Crews Control75: A Night Of Slam Poetry with Grant LincolnGrab yourself a glass of something wet and enjoy this selection of six pieces from Grant's new book of poetry, "Destinial Wet". Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave Bender2021-12-3040 minCrews Control74: A Tale Of Two Turtles with Tommy Towels (Jason Guss)Grant gets philosophical and breaks the first rule of a particular club, Dorsch gets a new pair of shoes and shares his breakfast, and Leo is busy visiting his PCP. The Crew is joined by self acclaimed sweat ninja Tommy Towels (Jason Guss) this week. If you're looking for his official title on set, you're looking in the wrong place. Tommy and the Crew talk about perspiration on a molecular level, the tasting notes of celebrity sweat, and what life was like as a teenage ninja. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can r...2021-12-2345 minCrews Control73: How To Dragon Your Train with Kansas Brickpath (Bill Fryer)Leo has bladder issues and gets real wide, Dorsch opens the door and cuts the mustard, and Grant frightens a friend and works on his poetry. Breaking through the wall this week is probably the only cinematic train conductor out there, Kansas Brickpath (Bill Fryer). Mister Brickpath and the Crew talk about statues of limitations, the etymology of dangerous objects, and proper etiquette technique. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @P...2021-12-1648 minCrews Control72: Wowzers Meowzers with Liam Stryker (Ed McCabe)Leo falls asleep at the wheel and has a normal butt, Grant is older now and is wide awake, and Dorsch tries to be helpful and drugs the chowder. Crashing into the Crew's Nest this week is American Mexican Lucha Libre superstar Liam Stryker (Ed McCabe). Liam and the gang talk about popping pecs, the first successful use of a MoCat suit, and the interconnectivity of inanimate Disney villains. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind u...2021-12-0955 minCrews Control71: The Quick And The Quiet with Crash Macnamara (Adal Rifai)Leo gives big ups and asks a premature question, Dorsch uses the wrong salt and goes job shopping, and Grant dehydrates and gets pod-cucked. Joining the Crew this week is the industry's only stunt triple, Crash Macnamara (Adal Rifai). Crash and the Crew talk about what it means to be legally dead, what the grey stuff is and why it's so delicious, and what it's like living in Sega's shadow. Also in this episode, a rare one-on-one exchange between Dorsch and Leo. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at C...2021-12-0253 minCrews Control70: Mr. Peanut Goes To NYC with Christine McBingus (CassAsssss)Dorsch joins a nutty new crew, Leo describes Instagram posts he saw, and an emboldened Grant LINCOLN makes pottery. On this episode, the Crew learns about movie aesthetics and special effects from makeup artist Christine McBingus (Twitch.tv/CassAsssss). The Crew also gives their much-requested thoughts on Vin Diesel’s wedding attire, Mr. Peanut’s sordid past, the efficacy of business cards, and much more on a very special 69th* episode of Crews Control!*Editor's note: Gavin here, Episode 69 was last week you dummies... You were all busy at Hot Nuts... Thanks for the invite by the way...2021-11-2557 minCrews Control69: Fixin' The Printer with Leopold Bordeaux and Reginald Bublé (Ari Goldberg)Leo takes advantage of his otherwise occupied co-hosts to hijack this week's feed. Rather than your regularly scheduled programming, Leo uses this opportunity to showcase the new episode of "Fixin' The Printer". Joining everyone's favorite Bordeaux this week is everyone's second favorite Bublé! Reginald Bublé (Ari Goldberg) owner and proprietor of Bublé's Brinters, offers his experience and thin helping hand in the Sisyphean task that is Leopold Bordeaux's quest to fix the breakroom printer. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on I...2021-11-181h 08Crews Control68: Cou Cou with Gwender Lake (Ann Bybee-Finley)Leo's gets bold and uses a spare microphone, Grant gets into some of his backstory and wears a custom jacket, and Dorsch is still a little bit piggy and pink. Joining the Crew this week is Gwender Lake (Ann Bybee-Finley), inedible culinary extraordinaire. Gwender talks about her work on the riveting French film Cou Cou, but more importantly she talks about her college experience that she shared with our very own Grant. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast2021-11-1153 minCrews Control67: Pig Control Part Two with Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco)Grant oinks (again), Leo oinks (again), and Dorsch oinks (again). After their Airbnb vacation takes a turn for the worse (or better, depending on whom you ask), the Crew find themselves in the clutches of spooky hotelier Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco). In their quest to escape, they meet a bunch of pigs. Some are fancy, some are horny, all are varying degrees of stupid. Will they ever escape? Will they regain their human forms? Do pigs do standup? Only one way to find out! Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the c...2021-11-041h 01Crews Control66: Pig Control Part One with Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco)Grant oinks, Leo oinks, and Dorsch oinks. The Crew takes a few days off to stay at a frighteningly cheap Airbnb that Dorsch found while surfing the web. As always, Grant brings the recording equipment along to record "a bit of a podcast". Things start to get a little weird as soon as property owner Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco) welcomes the guys inside. What's going to happen to the Crew, what's the history behind 25 Cityscape Drive, and what's with all these pigs? Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Cr...2021-10-2841 minCrews Control65: Unclogging The Toilet with Anthony DaVinci (Matt Hession)Grant gets a fact wrong and plugs his Instagram, Leo swats human flies and gets emotional, and Dorsch is still out on the Mooskrainian campaign trail. The Crew are joined by Sound Artisan Anthony DaVinci (Matt Hession) this week. They talk about the difference between noise and sound, sound scoops, and bloodline curses. Leo also gives a little preview of his side podcast, Fixin' The Printer. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on...2021-10-211h 01Crews Control64: The Root Of The Issue with Jimmy Carter (George LaBour)Grant wears a scarf and Leo cites Lincoln. Dorsch is out this week but that doesn't stop the rest of the Crew from learning some pretty important news about him. That news is directly related to how and why our guest this week is former President and master impressionist Jimmy Carter (George LaBour). This is a weird one folks! Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out ou...2021-10-1451 minCrews Control63: Just One Sip Of Resurrection with Piper Shawl (Erin Keif)Leo has a new boo and remembers his sliming days, Dorsch plays the love man and prepares some appetizers, and Grant tries to be famous and knows a thing or two about Survivor. Everyone's favorite forgotten child star Piper Shawl (Erin Keif) drops by the crews nest this week to talk about her return to the spotlight, the friendly rivalry between banana salesmen Jordan Peel and Keegan Michaels, and what it was like studying under improv guru Del Open. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com2021-10-0748 minCrews Control62: Tapes From The Vault, #1After experiencing some technical issues, the Crew gives up on recording a new episode this week. Contractually obligated to put out weekly content, they open up the vault of unusable interviews that were deemed too problematic to release as full episodes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy three interviews that should have never seen the light of day. We're sorry. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @c...2021-09-3057 minCrews Control61: Sixty Degrees Below with The CrewLeo gets the opposite of freaky and becomes an ambassador, Dorsch finds a haunted house and buys a new chair, and Grant gets blinded by science and receives a distracting text message. The Crew was expecting Michael B. Jordan to drop by this week but he had to cancel last minute. Instead of a guest, the Crew makes proper use of time by taking a Buzzfeed quiz, planning a tentative group vacation, and talking about the mysterious carpenter that visited Leo's apartment. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Cr...2021-09-2349 minCrews Control60: Les Misérables 2 with Toni Tip (Steph Simon)Dorsch calls for war and gets in the mood, Leo is a bit tangled up this week, and Grant gets a new desk toy that he will be returning, sorry about the clicks and clacks! Later on, sex choreographer Toni Tip (Steph Simon) drops by the Crews Nest to talk about Les Misérables 2, the sexual side of the Applebee's menu, and respective yet distant safe sex. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @Po...2021-09-1651 minCrews Control59: Sparks with Mariah (Sam Carty)Grant sets a trap and locks the door, Leo is late and becomes one with his art, and Dorsch meets a fellow topsider and bakes a quiche. The smallest pyrotechnic in the industry, Mariah (Sam Carty) joins the Crew this week to talk about her work on JAMP's new dramedy, "Sparks". Also discussed are bitty bats, a civil war reenactment gone wrong, and not so secret love. Questions, comments, or get well soons for Gavin? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on T...2021-09-0951 minCrews Control58: Tide And Prejudice with Blaze Austin (Sam Goldberg)Grant takes himself to court over an embarrassing twitter handle and gets pumped up, Dorsch has a hangover and takes charge, and Leo never made it back from the lake as he had to run damage control on an escapee from a certain eldritch sub-basement. Things are feeling back to normal this week as JAMP: a FantastiCorporation turns its focus on the production of the upcoming blockbuster hit Tide and Prejudice. The social media promoter of the film, Blaze Austin (Sam Goldberg), drops by the nest to talk about his work in the industry. #tideneverdies Q...2021-09-0252 minCrews Control57: Gone Fishin'Grant and Leo go fishing. Who knows what Dorsch is doing this week! What could possibly go wrong... Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't p...2021-08-2657 minCrews Control56: Dry Bone Lake with Nance Standard (Tayler Bungo)Leo plants a garden and still hasn't fixed the printer, Grant gets ready to go fishing and talks with the tabloids, and Dorsch leaves a message and gets a promotion. Still getting used to their new business daddy, the Crew are joined by FantastiCorp's Risk Assessment lackey Nance Standard (Tayler Bungo) this week. Nance and the gang talk about keeping things wet, natural disasters, and youth soccer.Gavin... Where are you!!? Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastF...2021-08-1959 minCrews Control55: Blank Check with Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul)Grant talks about his schooling and suffers shoe related shame, Leo takes another crack at the printer and reveals his age, and Dorsch plays Russian basketball. It's the first day under the new contract so FantastiCorp sends down corporate lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to discuss mission statements and contractual obligations. Still no sign of Gavin!! Where could he be??? Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @cr...2021-08-121h 08Crews Control54: A Visit To Moosekraine with Borsch (Ryan Snodgrass)Grant has delivery problems and gets a little too close for comfort, Leo reopens his lab and comes close to a confession, and Dorsch gets sedated and has fond memories of a rabbit. The Crew visits Dorsch's home country this week to meet up with one of the thousands of lawyers that roam the Moosekrainian tunnels. They get a little bit more than what they bargained for.Gavin is still missing! I (Grant) won't rest until he is found. Help us find our sweet boy by emailing the tip line! Questions, comments, or G...2021-08-051h 05Crews Control53: Season Two with The CrewGrant spins the news and denounces his family, Dorsch goes vegan and talks about the home country, and Leo gets some bad news and goes on a murder rant. Not even one week into the second year of Crews Control and JAMP gets acquired by FantastiCorp. Thanks for failing to hang up on your video call with the Sharks Leo! Listen as The Crew talks about what this all means for them and the company going forward. Gavin is missing and Leo promises he is alive and well. If you have seen Gavin or have any leads a...2021-07-2953 minCrews Control52: The Big CrewhunaDorsch gets deep and loses a bet, Leo knows nothing about the disappearance of the Mandarin and likes it when they call him Big Papa, and Grant makes a heartfelt apology and finally gets the answer he has been hoping for. Welcome to the Big Crewhuna folks! One year later and the Crew is still at it! A bunch of fan favorites stop by to celebrate. We hear some puns, get some financial updates, and we finally learn what an old friend has been doing with her time all year.Thanks for tuning in this past year...2021-07-221h 11Crews Control51: 2 War 2 Horse with Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield)Grant screams like a valley girl and makes an abrupt disappearance, Dorsch sucks like a fish and eats like a horse, and Leo is off in the the middle of the ocean on a boat with The Mandarin. It took the Crew 51 weeks but they finally ran out of new guests to call on. Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) is back for the second time this week. Tim and the guys talk about working with 80 horses, the many payrates of the animal kingdom, and the tragic passing of Chef Jeff. T-minus 1 week until the "Big Crewhuna" o...2021-07-1554 minCrews Control50: Dante's Actual Inferno with Jacob-san (Bill Fryer)Grant is on babysitter duty and shares a Lincoln family legend, Leo forms a truce with his nemesis and delivers a spoiler alert, and Dorsch is off touring the Eastern Seaboard as part of the Black and Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Much to no one's surprise Grant got duped again this week into hosting a guest he didn't invite as the stepson of one very famous Michael, Jacob-san shows up at JAMP. Young Jacob-san uses this week's episode as a platform to plug his burgeoning YouTube channel, talk about games, and even record a new video. T-minus 2 w...2021-07-081h 03Crews Control49: Body Rockin with Goober Suck (Rhett Sosebee)Leo gets fumigated and is doing just fine, Grant gets tricked and creates a fancy new signature, and Dorsch gives us a taste of his hot new tight five. Later on Celebrity Signature Artist Goober Suck (Rhett Sosebee) drops by to talk about the difference between an autograph and a signature, People's Ugliest Man Award, and what it's like working at Wegmans. T-minus 3 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us...2021-07-021h 03Crews Control48: Supermarket Mania III with Organ Hurley (Mark O'Connell)Grant uses cruise control and gets a mouthful of cicadas, Dorsch coins some new expressions and has a pizza related disappointment, and Leo gets pranked and isn't inherently wrong. The Crew is joined by Foley Artist Organ Hurley (Mark O'Connell) this week. After clarifying that not all Foley is in the style of Police Academy's Michael Winslow, Organ and the gang talk about missing PAs on the set of the Hannibal Lecter documentary and the sound a banana makes. Later on, the Crew experience some serious technical difficulties along with some major interference caused by a visiting UFO. Gavin...2021-06-2448 minCrews Control47: Gottis Back with Eddie Yellow (Alex Kagy)Dorsch hits his and plans a wedding, Leo plays hide the Keurig and plucks a violin, and Grant bothers a barista and gets sexy. Another week of Grant not securing a guest, another week of the Crew talking to a walk-in. Composer and creator of the Yellow Scale, Eddie Yellow finds his way into the Crews Nest this week. He and the Crew talk about the curious case of his cursed ring, an impossible melody, and a cease and desist battle with Billy Joel.T-minus 5 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! ...2021-06-171h 01Crews Control46: Angela Strawberry Goes To Market with Hackle Backness (Andy Bridges)Leo sets a dangerous precedent and recounts a heinous nightmare, Dorsch makes an observation and sends an email, and Grant plays a hero and saves the day, or at least Leo from disassociating. Thanks to some Craigslist confusion, this week's guest is not Jason Bateman. Instead, the newly named Hackle Backness (Andy Bridges) shows up in his place. The Crew and Hackle talk about his work as a background painter for moving pictures, what really happens at New York Fashion Week, and they get a little too deep into a Shark Tank roleplay.T-minus 6 weeks until the "...2021-06-1050 minCrews Control45: A Fistful Of Fingers with Joey DeMico (John Fracchia)Leo starts work on a new project for one very sexy giant and loses his glasses, Dorsch misunderstands the responsibilities for one of his roles in the company and interrupts the filming process, and Grant develops a new vice and stinks up the place. After responding to a poorly worded telephone pole ad Grant put up, director of "mostly" adult films, Joey DeMico stops by the Nest to talk shop with the Crew. They get into some pretty steamy stuff including but not limited to promiscuous horses, the purpose of dentures, and the practicality of pizza in porn.2021-06-031h 01Crews Control44: Beefcake Entourage with Candace Saint Martin Lacroix (Ceara O'Sullivan)Leo goes back to basics and picks up the paparazzo mantle once again, Grant gets a Lincoln family update and plays to the wrong demographic, and Dorsch takes on a hunk and fills some buckets. Podcast, or as real podcasters call them, casties, critic Candace Saint Martin Lacroix (Ceara O'Sullivan) moves into Christoff's old office to dish out some doorknobs. She and the Crew talk S.U.V.s, boomer's babies, and a popular ex president's lesser known but much-better-than-the-other-one podcast. T-minus eight weeks until the big one year hullabaloo special episode!! Questions or...2021-05-271h 01Crews Control43: Traveling Lizards with Fire Marshal Chuck Chocolatebar (Sam Goldberg)Grant leads his first tour and looks for a friend, Dorsch refuses to share and ingests 50,000% of the daily dose of cracked black pepper, and Leo is away this week living his best life delivering the keynote speech at ScarfCon2021 in Ithaca New York. Things at JAMP are starting to look up now that Grant took that 91% pay-cut. That is until Fire Marshal Chuck Chocolatebar (Sam Goldberg) gets a scarf-laden anonymous tip that the building "has got to go." Aside from some bone-dry baked goods, an extremely isolated water supply, and the group of seemingly fireproof Moosekrainian cult members t...2021-05-2050 minCrews Control42: Taxbusters with Victor Pellegrini (Matt Hession)Grant cooks the books and plays by finders sweepers rules, Leo buys 22 million dollars worth of milk and becomes a minority owner of the Miami Marlins, and Dorsch meets the parents and gets lost in a metaphor. Instead of an industry guest this week, Leo and Dorsch bring on JAMP's newly hired accountant Victor Pellegrini (Matt Hession) to hold an intervention for Grant's ludicrous handling of the company budget. Will JAMP be able to claw its way out of the red? Find out that and more on this weeks episode of Crews Control! T-minus 10 weeks until the b...2021-05-131h 05Crews Control41: The Maple Martyr with Tucker Crispin (Jeremy Peacock)Grant goes biblical and gives a Lincoln update, Leo advertises free labor and promises he isn't working as an FBI informant, and Dorsch is off this week as he accepted an "invitation" to visit the TJ Maxx international headquarters with his "girlfriend." After getting tipped off by Christian Bale, anger management consultant and concierge punching bag Tucker Crispin (Jeremy Peacock) drops by the Nest to offer his services. Also featured this week is a deep dive into the brave delusions of the Maple Martyr... whoever he is... Questions or comments? You can reach the crew a...2021-05-0659 minCrews Control40: Kidstodians with Clark Dunkin (James Melloni)Leo swears he is happy and gets in touch with his fellow man, Grant incorrectly applies for a raise and goes foot to peel with a banana, and Dorsch gushes about his new maxxinista girlfriend. The Crew is later joined by On Set Dad and fan of the show Clark Dunkin (James Melloni). Clark and the guys talk adoption, space exploration, and the upcoming Dadolympics. Crews Control runs on (Clark) Dunkin. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @P...2021-04-291h 06Crews Control39: Tarnum And Charlie's Knock Off Circus with Mikey Toitle (George LaBour)Grant compares apples to oranges and learns about the insides of chickens, Leo gets high and plays games on company time, and Dorsch cooks himself up and gets a nose full of toxic fumes. Mikey Toitle (George LaBour) from the Sunoco down the street and apparently the sub-basement of JAMP drops by to talk nothing but knock offs. Some highlights include a Scooby Doo based case of copyright infringement, the PBR book of second place records, and everyone's favorite traveling circus. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe...2021-04-221h 08Crews Control38: Educate Me with Juniper (Sam Carty)Leo raps about his harrowing origin story and gets afraid, very afraid, Grant is forced to confront his feelings and drops some sick scientific knowledge, and Dorsch promises he is not a creep and drops some sick scientific beats. The Crew is joined by yet another uninvited guest this week as Set Tutor Juniper (Sam Carty), picks the lock on the door. Not wanting to pass up on an interview, the Crew and Juniper get to talking about famous orphans, Sylvester Stallone, and the artistic stylings of rogue finger painter, Finger Banksy. Questions or comments? Y...2021-04-151h 01Crews Control37: Simpin' Hard with Lady Gaga's Personal Assistant (Colman Duggan)Leo unleashes his inner camel and mounts a big fish, Grant continues pushing for a new catch phrase and shares an old voicemail, and Dorsch has his reality shattered when he finds out some very troubling news about the Mailman. Grant must have left the door open because Lady Gaga's personal Assistant wanders uninvited into the Nest this week. The Crew and this sad, sad, man get to talking about forgetting one's own name, losing famous dogs, and who the real "Little Monster" is. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.co...2021-04-081h 02Crews Control36: Cops-Fil-A with Jake Archer (Eric Lamonica)Leo snagged a 336 hour long tee time at the country club of all country clubs so he's off putting and strutting his stuff with the big shots. Grant and Dorsch are left behind to captain the ship and baby, it's smooth sailing! Joining Dorsch and Grant is Jake Archer, you know, from the Chick-Fil-A down the street? Things get wild without Leo around to keep these knuckleheads in check! The Crew talks vigilante justice, KFC bucket blasters, and earth shaking gender reveals. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com2021-04-0153 minCrews Control35: Tiles No More with Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley)Grant wears his sunglasses at night and explains how he got those scars, Leo unpacks his daddy issues and gives an update on his mommy searches, and Dorsch tries to write his own name. JAMP's new set photographer Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley) steps into the Nest to talk about Peter Pan, the zero budget film Tiles No More, and the film technique only known as "Shadow Man". Leo also doubles down on his line of hoodies for ugly dogs with the...help?...of Grant. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.c...2021-03-2548 minCrews Control34: Dorsch's Evening At Night School with Damien, Walnut, and Cassius (Matt Hession, Ari Goldberg, and Pete Broderick)Dorsch actually did it! He went back to night school! He also took the podcast equipment with him leaving Grant and Leo with no way to record the weekly episode. In lieu of your regular serving of Crews Control, we present to you a glimpse into the life of everyone's favorite stunt man. Follow Dorsch as he learns about potatoes and email and then sit down with him as he enjoys every last bite of night lunch. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast...2021-03-181h 06Crews Control33: Ocean's 300 with Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg)Grant questions the wording of the intro and fails to understand how potatoes work, Leo unveils his new fashion line for hideous dogs and plugs his handiwork in the upcoming film "Cruella", and Dorsch sends his first email then tuckers himself out. Later, JAMP's new Security Guard Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg) steps away from his post to chat with the Crew about why he was hired and how he ended up oiled up on the set of George Clooney's new movie, Ocean's 300. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com2021-03-1158 minCrews Control24: Leopold Bordeaux's Quest For Champaign with Vermont and Michigan (Zach Barker and Ari Goldberg)Leo that rascal! He absconded with the recording equipment leaving Grant and Dorsch alone in the Crews Nest without any idea of what was going on. In the meantime, Leo goes on a way too arduous quest to find eight bottles of champaign for an upcoming wrap party. He ends up at the local mall where he interacts with a plethora of new faces including but not limited to Banana Republic employees Vermont and Michigan (Zach Barker and Ari Goldberg). Leo also comes face to face with some old camp bullies and has a close encounter of the fifth...2021-01-0752 minCrews Control11: Beneath The Cabinet with Casey McCarthy (Sam Goldberg)Leo follows up on last week's vague apology while introducing his own personal MCU level nemesis, Grant offers up what may be too many puppy dog eyes, and Dorsch tries his hand at the intro and outro. Later, we chat with Caterer Casey McCarthy (Sam Goldberg) about his work on Judd Apatow's magnum opus "Beneath The Cabinet". Casey tells us about his time growing up in Africa, being saved by a group of lawyers that definitely do not qualify as a cult, and the thankless job of feeding lettuce to Emma Stone. Questions or comments? Y...2020-10-0859 minCrews Control7: Tyler's Secret with Jason Child (Matt Griffin)Whats this? A mysterious sticky note left on Grant's "parking spot"? Actual plot? Listen to find out! Jason Child (Matt Griffin) drops by this week to talk about his time as Script Supervisor on the new happy go lucky film about a murderous middle-schooler, "Tyler's Secret" The Crew talks Bond, Etymology, Jeff Bezos' time as Leo's penis handler, and those blue signs with the turtle on them all over parking lots. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comCover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by St...2020-09-111h 08