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Enlarge Your Vocabulary 60 Seconds with Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas JeffersonSixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation. floydsvoice@gmail.com

2025-11-2703 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary 60 Seconds with Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation. floydsvoice@gmail.com

Enlarge Your Vocabulary 60 Seconds with Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll! _ 24th of March 2025 - Somehow, 5,000 downloads happened. 'What began as something to do on a rainy day, I never imagined people from around the globe would enjoy. To you who’ve listened and enjoyed an episode or two—thank you!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Fl...

2025-04-2304 min

2025-04-2104 min

2025-04-0404 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Abstemious'Eric and Phyllis are coming to dinner tonight.' 'Oh goodie, more ice cream for us — I guess they’ll enjoy their spoonful of self-control!' (maniacal laughter!) _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursui...

2025-04-0405 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary How Do I Love Thee?Reading Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806–1861) was a prominent English poet of the Victorian era, renowned for her eloquent and passionate poetry. Born in County Durham, she gained literary acclaim with her collection "Sonnets from the Portuguese," which expresses her deep love for fellow poet Robert Browning. Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jere...

2025-03-2801 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary SedulousJulia’s little face lit up in loving delight as she hugged Teddy tightly — after Nana J’s sedulous efforts and her unwavering sedulity lovingly restored ‘Teddy’ back to life with every careful stitch! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in le...

2025-03-2406 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Egoism‘Here comes Paul, but what on earth is that ginormous thing he has on a leash?’ ‘Oh, that’s his best friend, his ego. He likes to take it for walkies each day!’ _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in l...

2025-02-1408 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Complaisant‘Do you know Des?’ ‘Oh, sure! He’s gold — one of the more complacent people in the community.’ ‘Ah, I think you mean “complaisant” — he’s always eager and willing to help.’ _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the purs...

2025-02-0604 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Tattler‘Hey! Aunt Bea is on her way over, and she’s bringing bucketloads of sweets!’ _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2025-01-2806 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Mulga Bill's BicycleReading Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941). Patterson wrote the poem in 1896. It was originally published on the 25 July 1896 edition of the Sydney Mail. Mulga Bill's Bicycle tells the hilarious story of Mulga Bill, who thinks he's much better at cycling than he turns out to be. Note: The reading was recorded with faint vinyl effect in the background. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the v...

2025-01-1403 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary In the dead of night the black dog prowlsReading The black dog finds a troubled sleeper. ‘To be or not to be’ is probably the most famous soliloquy. Here is a man, unable to sleep, sitting on the side of his bed in the dark of night, wrestling with even darker thoughts, and firmly in the grip of “that black dog”. The reference to the “black dog” is in honour of Mark Twain, who referred to depression as “that black dog”. Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background. __ © The recording may not be altered or...

2025-01-1003 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Lugubrious'And the Oscar goes to ... (drumroll, please) ... Lenny the Lugubrious!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2025-01-0905 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Dilatory'Where's dilatory Dan?' 'Sleeping of course!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2025-01-0507 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Juxtapose / Juxtaposition‘Juxtapose or juxtaposition? Grab the popcorn; a showdown is a-comin’ to town!’ _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-12-2606 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Pluviophile'Mum, granddad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that old pluviophile!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-12-2401 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Apricate‘Henry, quick! Call Father Jones — the beach is full of people apricating in public like there’s no tomorrow!’ _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-12-1805 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Desiderium'I'm fine; I'm just in a desiderium state of mind today!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-12-1504 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Clancy of the OverflowReading Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941), was an Australian bush poet, journalist, and author widely considered one of Australia's greatest writers. He is noted for composing the internationally famous song "Waltzing Matilda." Paterson wrote the poem from the perspective of a city dweller who once met Clancy, a shearer and drover, and now longs for Clancy's life. "Clancy of the Overflow" was first published in 1889 in The Bulletin, an Australian news magazine. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jef...

2024-12-1303 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary A Dogs TaleReading Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens on November 30, 1835, was a celebrated American writer and humorist, best known for "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." He died on April 21, 1910. A Dog's Tale is one sad doggy story, you may need to grab the tissues! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of...

2024-12-1229 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary The Man from IronbarkReading Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941), was an Australian bush poet, journalist, and author widely considered one of Australia's greatest writers. He is noted for composing the internationally famous song "Waltzing Matilda." "The Man from Ironbark" is a famous Australian poem by Banjo Paterson that tells the story of a bushman who visits Sydney and is the victim of a practical joke by a barber. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or re...

2024-12-1004 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Quotidian'What's Nigel doing over there?' 'He's making his way through the quotidian!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-12-0905 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Puck!'He's a funny puck, isn't he?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-2402 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary The Book of GrotesqueReading Sherwood Anderson was an American author born on September 13, 1876, and died on March 8, 1941. He is best known for his influential work 'Winesburg, Ohio,' published in 1919, which explores the lives of residents in a fictional small town. In "The Book of Grotesque," Anderson introduces the concept of the "grotesque," depicting distorted and exaggerated aspects of human experience. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Tho...

2024-11-2106 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Dulcarnon'A dilemma or a dulcarnon? What’s the cuckoo got to do with it?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1902 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Flabbergasted'Meet 'flabbergasted' - the ultimate reaction when you find out your cat secretly runs a successful online business!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1905 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Pogonophile'Bill, the carefree pogonophile, takes great pleasure in proudly displaying his pogonotrophy for the world to admire!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1703 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Hunted Down by Charles DickensReading Charles John Huffam Dickens (1812-1870) was a writer and social critic who created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era. The Story A mysterious man named Julius Slinkton enters the life of Mr. Sampson, the manager of a life assurance office. At first, Slinkton appears to be the perfect gentleman. However, as Sampson soon discovers, appearances can be deceiving. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No ind...

2024-11-1655 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Love is the best -You know it is!Reading 'Who doesn't want a bit more love?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1600 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Evelyn McHale & 'the most beautiful suicide'Reading Evelyn Francis McHale (September 20, 1923 – May 1, 1947) was an American book-keeper who jumped to her death from the 86th-floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. Robert Wiles, a photography student, took a picture of Evelyn where she lay on top of a crushed car. The photograph of the dead lady had a "beautiful" aesthetic quality and was republished around the world. The photograph led Time magazine to call it "the most beautiful suicide." __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or e...

2024-11-1608 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Makes the World Kin by O. HenryReading O. Henry, the pen name of William Sydney Porter, was an American short story writer known for his wit, wordplay, and twist endings. He was born on September 11, 1862. O. Henry’s stories often depicted the lives of everyday people in New York City and explored themes of love, sacrifice, and the ironies of life. He passed away on June 5, 1910, in New York City, leaving behind a legacy that has continued to influence short fiction. The Story A young thief attempts to rob a richer, older man, but soon realises that he has more in co...

2024-11-1610 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Bounteous-Hearted'There goes Grantos, one rare diamond, a truly special individual indeed!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1405 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Overcoming Self-Doubt!Self-doubt has a loud voice—here’s a way to silence it! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-11-1008 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Embracing ChangeChange is a component of time, and since time is always changing, so is the world we live in! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-10-2804 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Fickle'Blimey, they cancelled again? Well, one thing can be said about Freddy and the Fickle: they are consistent!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-10-0403 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Jocund'Who doesn't love to be in their company? They're such a jocund couple!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-10-0303 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Growing Strong!Grow strong from where you are! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-10-0303 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Rumination'Nigel, your endless rumination will surely lead to your ruination!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-09-3007 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Ninnyhammer'Poor Carl, he's a right old ninnyhammer!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-09-2706 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Zoophilist'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-09-2504 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Quockerwodger'Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out, in the end, he was just another quockerwodger!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-09-2407 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary AugustJeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the cathedral. _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-09-2306 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Vesperal'Shouldn't you be slowing down at your age?' 'Slow down? I’m in the vesperal period of my life, Sonny. Out of my way!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of f...

2024-07-2308 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Tête-à-têteAgatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag: 'My darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location: Our secluded amour. Before the dinner party, we must have a moment together, a romantic tête-à-tête.' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI te...

2024-07-2004 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary The GloamingThey often took hand in walks together in the gloaming of summer days. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-07-1104 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary SolecismAs he reflected on his past, he was filled with a deep sense of solecism, recalling the missteps that now shaped his life. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-07-0606 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Lethologica'Let's catch the... um, the thingy to go downtown!' 'The thingy?' 'Yes! You know, that thing with lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver—what's it called?' 'Do you mean a bus?' 'Isn't that what just I said?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his auth...

2024-06-2604 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Sapiophile'Jan is always at the library.' ' Why?' 'She's looking for a sapiophile.' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-05-0903 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Afterclap'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-05-0503 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Manducate'Cody, please, for the love of all things delicious, manducate, manducate!' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-04-1306 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Derring-do'Nigel, come here, my bold swashbuckler of derring-do!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-03-0304 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary UltracrepidarianThe monthly meeting of the Ultracrepidarian Society will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m. Topic: Things We Know Nothing About. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2024-01-1305 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Droll'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?' 'Could it be that atoms tend to make up everything, sir?' 'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in le...

2023-11-2805 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Churlish'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so ... 'Churlish?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2023-11-2206 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary InconspicuousThey thought slipping out through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong! __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2023-11-1705 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Conspicuous'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he's conspicuous by his booming laughter?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2023-11-1604 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary FreodfulFreodful is a magnificent creation from the nineteenth century, embodying a precious gemstone of meaning for our sophisticated society. __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

2023-10-1705 min

Enlarge Your Vocabulary Luculent'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or is she luculent?' __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

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