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Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathMy Year With The Cat: Days 75-101I go through days 75-101 (and some others) of my yearlong journey watching The Cat in The Hat through recaps and commentary. This week, I focus mostly on my Christmas episode and the high point of the year and discuss how tough it is to accept that you are having a hard time. Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for the entire catalogue of Cat in The Hat Attacks and many more!
2022-10-181h 09Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathMy Year With The Cat: Days 1-74I go through Days 1-74 of my yearlong journey of watching The Cat in The Hat every day; I discuss highlights and context of various episodes from The Cat in The Hat Attacks and play a number of... songs?.... I recorded while watching the film. My sanity slips within a few weeks, where will this year take me? Come with me on a journey back to a bad decision!
Want the full banana? Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for the entire 366 episode run of The Cat in The Hat Attacks!
2022-10-0356 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMy Year With The Cat: Part IIn this short series, I go over my year-long project of watching The Cat in The Hat every day that lasted from 9/25/2019-9/25/2020 and all the mistakes that brought me there.For Part 1, I give a general recap of my year making "The Cat in The Hat Attacks" and play outtakes from my upcoming album "Music From a Motion Picture" coming out November 4th 2022!Want the full backlog of "The Cat in The Hat Attacks"? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for every episode!
2022-09-2335 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathBest of: I Need Help! Please Help Me Now! Vol 1This is an UNLOCKED PATREON SHOW (show show show)Every day, Alan answers one question from a listener and gives out advice. This is a collection of clips from volume 1-10 (Vol 58 is out now!)For ALL the fun head over to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for daily and weekly programs!And follow us all over@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow
2021-05-0626 minGive Me Attention or Give Me Death"Fellas" - An Exercise in FutilityThis is a scathing review of my futile attempt at art in an attempt to turn it into higher art, while being manifested in arts lowest form. It's... A lot.For the good stuff go to Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttentionAnd Follow us all over!@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow
2021-04-2932 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathI Need Help! With Rob Crean & Gary PetersenWelcome to a special episode of "I Need Help! Please Help Me Now!" This program usually comes out every day over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention where Alan answers a listener-submitted question. Today we are joined by comedians Rob Crean and Gary Petersen to answer questions about car accidents, infant surgeries and romantic issues. If you enjoy this, come check out all the action over at www.Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionFollow us all over!@RobCrean@ComedyGaryP@10GallonMrAlan@DeadandMellow
2021-04-2251 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathSizzle Sticks: Revenge of A FriendWill and Alan are back at it again for a true sizzler of sizzling proportions. Last week, Will was replaced with a TR-08, now this week, the feud between the hosts begins to heat up as Alan takes editing the episode as an opportunity to seek vengeance upon Will for his perceived ill-will (damn, that was a good pun. It was honestly on accident.)They also answer a prompt and discuss vinyl records.Find even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionAnd Follow us All over!@MrWillMartin (
2021-04-0843 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathSizzle Sticks: Springtime Edition!In this whole NEW Sizzle Sticks, we introduce a brand new co-host! That's right, I replaced Will with a drum machine! Happy April Fools EAT SH*T WILLFind even more fun over at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttentionFollow us all over!@10GallonMrAlan@MrWillMartin@DeadandMellow
2021-04-0134 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! The (Surprise!) Finale!WOW! The journey is over for these brothers & their motorcycle ways. Alan and Jim have now watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy and are here to recap the startling, 2 season long finale!We discuss Charlie Uncers screaming skull and how Jax fit an entire jet airliner up his butt! The crow flies straight one last time!Follow us everywhere!Twitch.Tv/Electr0JesusPatreon.com/GiveMeAttention@10GallonMrAlan@Electr0Jesus@DeadandMellow
2021-03-251h 06Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S5:E4-S6:E1Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching Sons of Anarchy in it's entirety so you never have to! This week, they save you LOTS of time by reviewing the rest of season 5! They also discuss the curse of Michael J Fox, being hypnotized while being mooned & the evil-doers known to the masses as The P*p B**sFind even MORE fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention & Twitch.Tv/Electr0jesusFollow us all over!@10GallonMrAlan@Electr0Jesus@DeadandMellow
2021-03-1152 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathSizzle Sticks: The Apology TourWill and Alan come back to apologize for recording an episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed (we looked at zillow listings in Alaska, watched The Bucket List trailer and talked about hopes & fears as longtime friends). To make up for what they've done, they discuss different zillow listings in Alaska and look at a map.Want the episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionFollow us all over! @10GallonMrAlan@MrWillMartin@DeadandMellow
2021-03-0444 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! The LOST Episode!Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching every episode of Sons of Anarchy to make sure nobody ever has to see this again.Today, we present you with the long-fabled LOST episode of Richard-Sons of Anarchy!!!What does that mean? It means our mics fucked up and we missed a week trying to figure it out and we ended up just using the room mic. So it kind of sounds like a crap. But it does cover episodes S4:E11-S5:E3....The sons discuss the spoiling of Ope, they parody the...
2021-02-2542 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S4:E8-10Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.Today, the brothers discuss Season 4, Episodes 8-10 which naturally brings them to: the nature of Nasty Nates and Dirty P*P Boys, cars that turn into trucks that shoot people, Chips as KISS, Lady in The Water and Bruce Willis as a dog.Find even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttentionFollow us all over!@10GallonMrAlanTwitch.tv/electr0jesus
2021-02-1144 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRIchard-Sons of Anarchy! S4:E1-7Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.Today, they discuss the first 7 episodes of season 4. They describe each episode in concise summaries that they absolutely thought of and did not find on the internet. They also discuss the dangers of car maintenance Follow even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention and Twitch.Tv/Electr0Jesus
2021-02-041h 08Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S3Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.This week, hear what happens when the boys sat down to watch an entire season in a day after a brief stint of enjoying themselves.Follow even more fun at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention !And even MORE fun at twitch.tv/electr0jesus
2021-01-211h 12Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E13-S2:E3Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. Today, the boys ask questions like: who is that squirting? Who's that writing? They also meet Henry Rollins and his wildly racist, white separatist dad. And hey! Why is that incel crashing Peg Bundy's car??Follow even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention
2021-01-0737 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathSizzle Sticks: Season 2: Take 2: Next VolumeAlan and Will are back for Season 2 again! This week, they discuss (redacted), weight gain, Patriot rankings, and our horse ancestors!Join in for even more fun at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttentionFollow Alan @10GallonMrAlanand Will @ChildlessFunDad (IG) and @MrWillMartin (Twitter)And of course @DeadAndMellow
2020-12-1040 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E11Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss the first moment of joy as Chip (singular) decides to hang out with another club members old lady. This episode is sadly brought to you by "Pepp" Boys.Join more fun over at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAttention
2020-11-2424 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1: E7-10Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. They discuss the lineage of Lowell Plain Juniorson, his son Lowell Juniorson and HIS son 100% Turbo. They also discuss possible Doritos flavors. This Episode is brought to you by Pep Boys?Follow even more fun at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention
2020-11-1748 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E5Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching FX's Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!In this episode, The Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 5 of FX's Sons of Anarchy. They make decisions about how to have your back removed (and what to replace it with), what do you do when your son is an idiot and why Half-Sack always leaves strawberries out in the garage. This episode will leave you begging "take me to the hospital!"Follow Alan @10GallonMrAlan...
2020-11-0327 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E4Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!In this episode, the Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 4. They discuss the dangers of sitting on another mans bike, the ins and outs of being a SweetButt and other hard rockin motorcycle topics! Not to mention the brothers save you a full 30 minutes of your life in this episode that they will never get back!Join in for even more fun over at Patreon.com...
2020-10-2715 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E3Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!In this episode, the Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 3. They go over the problems with fighting as a turtle, poorly drawn people, the true identity of Sam Crow and the horrors of FunTown.Join in for even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention !
2020-10-1315 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy: S1:E2Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!In this episode, the boys discuss Peg Bundy's turtle love, Ron Perlman being a king in the sheets, but biting you like a turtle in the streets and of course, Ope owes someone a strawberry!Join our Patreon for even more fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention !
2020-10-0621 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathRichard-Sons of Anarchy: S1:E1It's a brand new series from Give Me Attention or Give Me Death!Brothers Alan & Jimmy Richardson have decided to do you all a favor: They are watching the FX television series "Sons of Anarchy" and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch that show again. They are here to save you time and time is money so they are also saving you money and also a lot of time, time that they are wasting on this show.On this premiere episode, the boys watch Episode 1 of Season 1, an episode they remember in it's...
2020-09-2930 minGive Me Attention or Give Me Death33 & Me: w/ Guest Whitney ChitwoodWelcome to one of our new series, 33 & Me! Alan sits with friends from all over to discuss the albums that hit so hard, it can change who you are.Today, Alan talks with Chicago-based comedian Whitney Chitwood, fresh off a tour for her album 'The Bakery Case,' to discuss one of her favorite albums, Brandi Carlile's "Bear Creek." And boy howdy, is this a geek-out from all parties.Check out Whitney's album on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/album/2Qihhtf7GgsLj0tWXaG28i?si=xYKwlEmLToO3VULD12mS6gAnd don't forget...
2020-09-081h 01Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathSizzle Sticks: Season 2: The Premiere: Back in The SizzleThe Sticks are sizzlin and the boys are bizzlin with the Season 2 premiere of Sizzle Sticks! What makes it Season 2? Who gives a shit? What makes this a show even?Check out "Passenger Side" with Will Martin and everything else on social media as @childlessfundadJoin Alan's adventure in finishing his year of watching "The Cat in The Hat" every day and other adventures at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and on social media @10Gallon.Mr.Alan
2020-09-0135 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathDennis Nelson's Book Nook w/ Guest: Mr. MiamiGive Me Attention brings you a special imported program, Dennis Nelson's Book Nook. This episode features special guest, author, philanthropist and strip club owner, Mr. Miami. Dennis talks with Mr. Miami to discuss his first book, Precious Cock, a telling of his life story. Follow @willpottorff for more Mr. Miami and so much more.And join the fun at patreon.com/GiveMeAttention to follow Alans journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year and find out what comes next!
2020-08-2534 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap: Netflix History 101 (Space)This is being posted one day late in response to the entertainment blackout protest of Tuesday June 2, 2020.
It's being posted at 2 in the afternoon because we fucked up am/pm in the scheduler like champions.
Alan and fellow binge-boy Josh Pick sit down for another episode of Netflix' History 101! This weeks subject is... The Space Race!
Our boys actually discuss the subject this time. Mostly. And they look up the longest turd to ever come out of a person. THE ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU.
Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention...
2020-06-0339 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap: Netflix History 101 (Fast Food)The triumphant return of nobodies favorite podcast!
Alan Richardson and Josh Pick sit down to discuss Episode 1 of the new Netflix mini-series "History 101"
This episode! These experts discuss History 101 for... Fast Food!
Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for Alans daily reaction podcasts while he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year!
And don't forget to pick up Alans new albums "Buttlegger: Vol 1 & 2" over at Deadandmellow.com today!
2020-05-2644 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap: Shrek, The Musical!Wow. Alan sits with comedian Jai Demeule to have themselves a watch-along to the LIVE FROM BROADWAY PRODUCTION "Shrek The Musical!"
And boy howdy, does it deliver. Sit down, tune in and watch along!
Speaking of watching along, follow Alans journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention
2020-04-212h 20Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathPodThon Day 14: Mega-Fan Recap: Mercenary For JusticeSo the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.
Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to watch yet another Steven Seagal flick, Mercenary For Justice. A mess of a movie that even has characters wondering "why is Steven Seagal talking?"
And yeah, you know it, it's a...
2020-04-0132 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathPodThon Day 13: "Very Sad Tour" Tape 3 (Patreon Re-Release)So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.
Today, Alan lifts the paywall from the final "Very Sad Tour" Tape: Sugarloaf. This episode was recorded in a room we both thought we might die in, although I admit I fell asleep pretty easy, at The Sugarloaf Motel in...
2020-03-3143 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathPodThon Day 11: Q&A w/ Tyler Swain & logan O'BrienSo the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.
Alan sits down with Boston comedians Tyler Swain & Logan O'Brien to catch up and ask random questions from Chuck Klostermans "50 Hypertheticals"
If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and re...
2020-03-2959 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathPodThon Day 10: Shit Got Shot w/ William ConwaySo the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.
Alan sat down with traveling comedian William Conway and caught up in the months since they've seen each other and the years they never knew.
If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to P...
2020-03-2834 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathThe Cat in The Hat Attacks: Day 145This week we bring you another special installment of Give Me Attention!
It's another episode from over on the Patreon pod "The Cat in The Hat Attacks", documenting Alans journey watching The Cat in The Hat every day for a year.
In episode 145, Alan sits with good friend and hilarious comedian Rob Crean to discuss The Cat in The Hat and Robs new album "Sadly Sackerton" available from Dead and Mellow!
If you dig what you hear, come join us at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for so much more!
2020-02-281h 15Give Me Attention or Give Me DeathThe Cat in The Hat Attacks: Day 1This week, we bring you a special presentation from over on our Patreon.com feed.
For the last 154 days, Alan has been embarking on a journey of watching The Cat in The Hat once a day for a full year. This episode is Day 1 of that journey... he was not prepared for what was to come.
Hop on over to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for weekly and daily Cat podcasts!
Here we go!
2020-02-1829 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap Presents: Dukes of HazzardDan and Alan sat down for another installment of Classic-TV-Turned-Shit-Film and watched the film The Dukes of Hazzard! It was problematic, not-bumbling, racist, sexist, and worst of all they made 'Boss Hog' hot. They also discuss the science of cartoon sound effects and the economy of monster truck events.
Don't forget to check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention to follow Alans daily journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year straight!
And stream Alan Richardsons new album "I Was Suposed to be a Genius" on Spotify and everywhere!
2020-02-1144 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap Presents: Starsky & HutchIn celebration of the Todd Phillips' new film "Joker," Alan and Dan sit down to discuss an earlier film, "Starsky & Hutch." Released in 2003, starring Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson, this reboot/prequel/time-traveling film blows our minds and turns us into Mega-Fans.
Rated 4 Chris' out of Rock.
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2020-01-2838 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap Presents: Childrens Horror ShowsI sat down with Dan Ham to go over some nostalgic childrens horror shows. The results shook me to the bone.
Want more content? Head to Patreon.com/givemeattention !
2019-10-2248 minGive Me Attention or Give Me DeathMega-Fan Recap Special - Shazam: THE LOST EPISODE!Woah! Tuesday already?
Recorded months ago and lost to time, Parvo & I sat down to watch Shazam as 2 mega fans.
It's not a great film.
Want great film reviews? Check out the daily Cat in The Hat episodes over on patreon.com/givemeattention now!
2019-10-1555 minGive Me Attention or Give Me Death"A Very Sad Tour" Tape 2: Case War (Pt 2)We return to St. Paul MN with Andy Mattfield for a SHOCKING conclusion of... The CASE (case, case case) WAR! (war, war, war)
Want part 3 of our tour tapes? Check out my Patreon page!
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