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Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 79 - It's Your FaultToday I guilt trip you into this favor of edutainment; a lady gets atomic wedgie at Disney World, accepting blame, Walmart In Home delivery, Santa Claus terrorists, weddings & funerals
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#happypizzawondertime #hpwt #hpwtpodcast #happypizzawondertimepodcast # comedy #comedypodcast #walmart #wedding #weddings #funeral #funerals #clothes #fashion #santa #santaclaus #jesus #jesuschrist #death #ross #neondeion #disneyworld #disney #humongakowabunga2023-10-1028 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 78 - Let's Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk AboutToday I carve you this gourd of edutainment; Mine & Jazzo's recent near death experience, *NSYNC, spooky songs, preferable deaths, if I dated Taylor Swift, Coach Prime, Philly looting, greatest fears & more
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#taylorswift #tswift #swifties #traviskelce #traviskelcetaylorswift #nsync #justintimberlake #hotones #halloween #spookyseason #guns #neardeathexperience #happypizzawondertime #hpwt #comedypodcast #coachprime #cubuffs #deionsanders2023-09-1542 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 77 - Mustard Butt (w/ Steven Beamish)Today Steven and I put all the fixins on this sub of edutainment; STDs, Bugs Bunny, conspiracies, Pixar, Meth, Marvel & DC losing their allure, prostitute/ hitman prices, Power Rangers, strip clubs, my bachelor party & Steven's cult
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#happypizzawondertime #comedypodcast #funny #drugs #addiction #stripclub #powerrangers #conspiracytheories #marvel #dc #ironman #looneytunes #michelleobama #president2023-09-011h 22
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 76 - Barry Obonka's Chocolate FactoryToday I submerge you into this chocolate river of edutainment with; Maui fires, Barack Obama's g*y imagination, Joe Biden, a re-branded Epstein Island, Hawaiian Punch guy vs. the Kool-Aid man, The Rock, Jason Momoa & more
#maui #hawaii #mauifire #fire #hawaiifire #mauidisaster #barackobamagay #barackobama #willywonka #therock #jasonmomoa #dwaynejohnson #joebiden #epstein #hawaiianpunch #koolaid #happypizzawondertime #comedypodcast #hpwt #romansharkmissile #razorroman #hardr2023-08-1618 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 75 - Pee-wee's TraphouseToday I run you over with this red bicycle of edutainment; Jason Aldean's "Try That in a Small Town", Pee-wee Herman & Angus Cloud, grocery stores, John Cena's voice, Lizzo, Girl dinner, Homies, Nate Diaz & more
#jasonaldean #trythatinasmalltown #anguscloud #paulreubens #peeweeherman #johncena #lizzo #girldinner #natediaz2023-08-0837 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 74 - Adult ChildrenToday my sister joins me for a wild & shocking episode as we cover everything from performing wrestling moves as kids, electrocution, marriage, divorce, AOL, internet creeps, growing up too fast, addiction, therapy, escaping relationships, jail & trying to heal. Listener discretion advised.
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2023-08-012h 09Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 73 - Antonio Embarassedblah blah blah here's stuff; does not yawning make you a psychopath?, me & Al Pacino are now even, I make a Wes Anderson movie about Bill Murray dating Kelis, David Bowie & the Denver Nuggets' Coach Malone shakes his laffy taffy at the NBA Championship parade.2023-06-1927 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 72 - C*m Tribute JubileeToday I squeegee you toward a drain of edutainment with; Pete Davidson and the Multiverse of Centipete, being sad, Al Pacino is having a kid at 83 and Robert DeNiro's old guy party with Jack Nicholson, Sylvester Stallone, Paul McCartney, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David and more
#petedavidson #marvel #dc #multiverse #spiderman #robertdeniro #alpacino #jacknicholson #jerryseinfeld #larrydavid #mentalhealth #bobdylan #comedy #podcast #hpwt #happypizzawondertime2023-06-0931 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 71 - The Hamburglar TragedyHere's today's serving of McEdutainment : Nikola Jokic and his hobbies, is LeBron James retiring?, the end of Succession and Barry, Shaq gets served, a tech millionaire uses his son for blood, plus the sad story of The Hamburglar, Grimace & the Philly Fanatic
#nba #basketball #denvernuggets #nuggets #nikolajokic #jokic #lebron #lebronjames #lakers #shaq #shaquilleoneal #succession #barry #hbo #hbomax #max #billhader #mcdonalds #bloodyboy #sports #crypto #ftx #happypizzawondertime #hpwt #comedy #podcast2023-05-2631 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 70 - Still Bustin'Today I am your tour guide in this museum of edutainment; Doing mushrooms at the MoMA, Robert DeNiro has a kid at 79, a woman kills her husband and makes a children's book about it, my weird nightmare, mass shootings, an Arby's employee found dead in the freezer, Jay-Z & more
#moma #museumofmodernart #newyork #jayz #arbys #kourinrichins #childrensbookmurder #robertdeniro #massshooting #happypizzawondertime #mushrooms #psilocybin #art #nightmare #billhader2023-05-1350 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 69 - 4/20 69 WE DID IT, GUYS~!!!I skipped episode 68 for this. This is the peak of the peak. Exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long. It's all downhill from here. This is true art.2023-04-2104 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 69 - 4/20 69 WE DID IT!!!I skipped episode 68 for this. This is the peak of the peak. Exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long. This is art.2023-04-2104 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 67 - It's the Future War, Morty!Real life villains Jonathan Majors & Justin Roiland, Westside Connection, Adults vs Robots vs Kids in the Future War, my robot variant life & very serious breaking news.
#podcast #jonathanmajors #mcu #marvel #rickandmorty #multiverse #happypizzawondertime #hpwt #romansharkmissile #comedy #robots #ai #nojumper2023-04-2027 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 66 - Princess 2 CrunchToday on Happy Pizza Wonder Time I open up my party hole of edutainment with; Macho Man Randy Savage, a lady with 2 v*gin*s, the Super Mario Bros Movie, the Dalai Lama, Dr. MLK & more
#supermario #dalailama #wrestling #comedy #happypizzawondertime #hpwt2023-04-1627 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 65 - Keister SundayToday I present to you this pastel egg of edutainment; Easter, how to make church cool af, Jesus just wants to party, stupid lent sacrifices, the apocalypse, snitching on people in heaven, smelly priests, Dave Christ & more
keep sending your dumb e-mails to: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2023-04-0822 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 64 - King of the BloodsToday Jazzo & I sentence you to 163 years of edutainment with; the Barbie movie, Love is Blind, the Mexican tooth fairy, The Last Of Us muppet style, 3D sucks, Donald Trump in prison & more
keep sending your stupid e-mails to: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2023-04-0750 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 63 - Bologna PieToday you win this lottery of edutainment with; Shannon Sharpe and Skip Bayless, Dana White in the clurrrb gettin' tipsy, a man gets a latex wife, nepo babies, winning the Mega Millions and grooming
email the show - happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2023-01-0624 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 62 - King of the HobosOn this left behind episode, Jazzo and I leave you in this cent city of edutainment with; A story from my time in New York, Christmas, an Avatar The Way of Water review, Home Alone, 90's divorce movies and a vast array of hobo stories.
email the show - happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2023-01-0636 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 61 - Pullin' CrunchToday I kick you down some stairs of edutainment with; a Halloween Ends review, a coming of age tale, getting caught wackin' it, Inspector Gadget and I explain what a crunch is ... for awhile.
Email the show at: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com 2022-10-2532 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 60 - PeppyHere on #InternationalPodcastDay I give you this mannequin of edutainment; The new #Netflix #Dahmer show, #TuaTagovailoa, #NFL, #PaddyPimblett, manliness, #BillHader, #JordanPeterson & I make an #a24 #pixar mashup2022-09-3033 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 59 - Livin' On the EdgeToday I cut you into pieces and store the parts in this deep freezer of edutainment; Hurricane Ian wants to know if you're gonna eat that?, DJ Khaled has no friends, horrifying train incident, a crew of Indian guys, Hugh Jackman is back and Tom Hanks is in a slump.2022-09-2922 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 58 - Take TwoToday's episode I stumble back in with; The Queen's funeral and allll of her secret lovers, Leonardo DiCaprio, butt washing technique, a Chinese boy gets revenge on his grandmother, Jerry Seinfeld is a model for whatever reason and the very uncomfortable topic of why the show was gone.2022-09-2144 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 57 - The Batman EpisodeToday Zadok, Jazzo and I impale you with a batarang of edutainment with; The new Batman movie review, Batman rankings, Batman villains, what villains we would be, Ezra Miller, Kiss from a Rose, a Wonder Woman revelation, what if Bruce Wayne was poor, Zadok/ Batman's origins and more!2022-05-0352 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 56 - Luke Bryan Eats Johnny Depp's Jizz lolHey, whoa watch it pal you stepped all ova my edutainment ova hea; Luke Bryan got an episode of the podcast removed, the Johnny Depp trial and his very late 90's friends, Sonic the Hedgehog, Idris Elba sold weed, vintage Public Service Announcements, That's right, the world's most sophisticated show is back2022-05-0218 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 55 - Helping Will CumOn today's Microdose I help you OD with this speedball of edutainment; Will Smith's punishment for slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars that involves Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Normand and Joe List, Will Smith's kink, Chris Rock's response and people that would've been funny to see Will slap.2022-03-3112 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 54 - The Beatles of Getting P***yToday Jazzo & I give you penicillin for this very spreadable case of edutainment; Sam Elliott hates Power of the Dog, Robert Pattinson used to live with Andrew Garfield, Eddie Redmayne, Jamie Dornan & Charlie Cox, Tony Soprano, JazO weighs her bozangas, psycho kids and Migos join us.2022-03-1622 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 53 - U-kraine? What About ME-Kraine?Today Jazzo and I walk your old ass across the street of edutainment with; Russia invades Ukraine, I finally pay up on my Super Bowl bet, alligators, my very wild nightmare, Winnie the Pooh, an embarrassing story & more2022-02-2832 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 52 - Mental Health & Glory HolesDolocast today as I feed you a creampie of edutainment with; my crumbling mental health, proper bathroom etiquette, the invention of glory holes, a Finnish skiier freezes his penis & I tell the story of a doomed prostitute I lived with.
e-mail the show: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2022-02-2222 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 51 - Sore LoserOn today's solo Microdose I begrudgingly edutain you with; Super Bowl fallout(UGH), Dr. Dre's BJ token, genitals as prizes & weapons & drugs, an adult film actor kills a guy and I tell a really stupid ecstasy story.2022-02-1916 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 50 - Valentime SupaBo SpecialJazzo ( and Jazzo's cough) are back & we edutain you with; the Winter Olympics suck, Valentine's Day, we reveal our embarassing secret relationship language, blood doping, stuffed animals and we make a HUGE bet on the Super Bowl2022-02-1217 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 49 - National Pizza DayOn today's microdose I sell you a brick of pure, uncut, Colombian edutainment with; Jack Harlow looks like the Burger King, Spiderman scores $mack from Fezco on euphoria, my favorite movie soundtracks2022-02-1012 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 48 - Anti-Load MovementToday is a solo cholo cast, so I jab you in the ribs with a sharpened brush handle of edutainment with: Joe Rogan, Neil Young leaves Spotify, Kanye vs Pete Davidson, a whole Lotta rapper's c*m news featuring Drake's spicy load, who has the biggest Wang in Spider-Man, NFL playoffs, is Tom Brady retired?, & I face the FBI.2022-02-0132 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 47 - Kyle, LeBron & The Sushihat DollsI'm back today in dinner for one mode & I squeeze a lemon of edutainment in your eyes with; Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeBron James, Spotify Wrapped, Money Heist ( La Casa de Papel ), Frank Sinatra and "adult films".
email the show - happypizzawondertime@gmail.com 2021-12-0726 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 46 - Dissociation StationI don't even know, man.2021-12-0722 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 45 - Diet MurderHey you stupid baby, stop crying about your ex and listen to us edutain you with; Hot Cheetos have disappeared, we run down a list of cartoons Jazzo would bang, what scary thing we would try if there was a diet version of it and we reveal what's really at the bottom of the ocean. Seriously, dry your eyes, they don't love you anymore.2021-11-2327 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )DEAD HOOKER IN A BARREL Preview: WAR MUPPETSIn this segment; Doug, Dave, Josh & Roman discuss the U.S. military making machine gun robodogs and the next logical extension of that (a dystopian Jim Henson infantry). 2021-11-1215 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 44 - Eat My Asstro, WorldJazzo is back from exile and we help you boof some edutainment with; I'm fired up about Astro World, Travis Scott, Bill Burr, A$AP Rocky, a new kind of vagina and more2021-11-0918 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 43 - Dia de Los DinosToday I put you in some cement shoes of edutainment with; the true origins of Dia de los muertos, the ghost of Selena, La Bamba, I make you John Travolta, I am Cake Beckinsale & I recap my Halloween betrayal at The Frightmare Compound.2021-11-0525 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 42 - Cirqumcision du SoleilI'm a sad clown today but I talk Jim Morrison, sad songs, clowns including; Pennywise, the Jokers, Ronald McDonald and more. Idk whatever. Continue to e-mail this stupid show happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-10-2918 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 41 - The ShinyOn today's Microdose Jazzo and I lure you into the forrest and catch you in a bear trap of edutainment with; the new season of You, Joe Goldberg likes trashy broads, I break it to Jazzo that I'm a werewolf and I explain the plot of The Shining2021-10-2811 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 40 - We Finally Talk PizzaToday Jazzo and I throw you in a brick oven of edutainment and set temp to 450 and bake you with; it took us 40 eps to talk about pizza some reason and we cover all bases, Colonel Sanders becomes Carnal Sanders, worst and best pizzas, pineapple on pizza, Lasagna's secret affair with pizza, Pizza Hut's abolished Book It program and more2021-10-2717 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 39 - The Beej LeblowskiSolo mission today as you and I fall asleep with cigarettes in our mouths and wake up to this house fire of edutainment; Alec Baldwin killed a gal and here's what Donald Trump has to say about it, movies Chris Farley could have been in, new friend of the show Cold Gunn and a modern take on The Big Lebowski2021-10-2616 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 38 - Lisa FrankOn today's Microdose Jazzo and I watch you run into a cliff side painted tunnel of edutainment with; broke meals, dog breeding, mixing up seahorses and shrimp and our really really good friends break donw how to steal from Walmart and Target2021-10-2419 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 37 - Laurie ChodeIn this Microdose Smooth Jazz and I stuff you to the gills with this meatloaf of edutainment; we talk about Halloween Kills, Michael Myers nickname, nude murderers and we give voices to silent slashers2021-10-2310 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 36 - The Laundrie Did Itself lolOn today's micro-penis-dose Jazzo and I throw you off a cliff into some jagged rocks of edutainment with; Brian Laundrie's remains have been found, Alec Baldwin shoots a couple of people, Patrick Swayze, the ghost of Sam Elliott joins us and Jazzo poops.2021-10-2215 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 35 - The Vampire EpisodeOn today's Microdose Jazzo and I throw a plastic bag of edutainment over your head with; vampire movies, vampie music, Corey Feldman ( how he might somehow be my favorite actor and him being tortured by Marilyn Manson, worst vampires, Jazzo bleeds and chupacabras.2021-10-2014 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 34 - How I Joined a CultBack on Indigenous Peoples' Day with a King Size ep and it's a King Size story, holy f***. Angela Morel joins me to edutain you with; Iron Jacket ( Teypohs'weepehl ) takes Angela and everybody else on a crazy ride into his bizarre cult masquerading as spiritual guidance, bartender life, Golden Girls, Grace & Frankie, Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's dirty little secret. This one is wild, tune in.2021-10-1251 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 33 - CreepypastafazoolToday just you and I sit on a rocking chair on a nice Southern porch and feel the gentle breeze of edutainment with; I review The Rock's new song with Tech N9ne, Denzel Washington is a juggalo, Shawn Michaels' theme song, I make up creepypasta tales about King of the Hill, The Beatles, SpongeBob and Seinfeld.2021-10-1015 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 32 - Spaghetti's Dead: The Final NightmareOn today's Microdose, Jazzo and I fill your shoes with little shards of edutainment with; Spaghetti Krueger returns, Italian movie monsters, famous couples we could beat up, Jay-Z and Beyonce, J.Lo and Ben Affleck, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon Adele and more
e-mail the show happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-10-0914 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 31 - the Serial Killer EpisodeToday I solely jam a q tip of edutainment deep into your ear with; the zodiac killer has been identified, the zodiac killer ( Gary Francis Poste ) also looks EXACTLY Like Michael J. Fox, Zodiac the movie, my top serial killers, Son of Sam, serial killer work ethic, a date with Jeffrey Dahmer, The Iceman Richard Kuklinski, Dr Seuss, Robert Downey Jr. , Joe Satriani , Hurdy Gurdy man and more
https://youtu.be/TDERGxUdBIk 4:05 mark for the gluck part2021-10-0619 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 30 - Spaghetti KruegerToday Jazzo and I drag your lifeless corpse through the woods and toss ya in to a refreshing lake of edutainment with; the most dateable movie slasher, Jazzo's grandpa, horror movie fashion, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, Jigsaw and more2021-10-0613 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 29 - Facebook & Instagram Are Cl*tsOn today's Microdose (Michael dos) Jazzo and I hack your brain and install an edutainment virus with; Facebook and Instagram and WhatsApp were down and we tell you why, airplanes, Jazzo goes on a trip and why are you looking at me like that?2021-10-0513 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 28 - Unlock Your Party HoleI'm a lone ranger on today's Microdose, so I press a hot branding iron of edutainment into your skin with; sleeping positions, Gangstas Paradise, I redesign (and improve) the human body and I make a much cooler version of Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are a Changin'". Yup, this show actually exists.2021-10-0415 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 27 - Lost Your Leg to DiabetesDay 7 of 100 Days of Podcasting and wondering if I can fake my death somehow? Anyway we mix some baking soda with a Microdose of edutainment and give you a lesser product with this; candy. That's it, dude. Candy, man. 2021-10-0315 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 26 - Genuinely, Actual Monsters Inc.On today's Happy Pizza Microdose whatever, we edutain you with; cartoons, Chowder, CatDog, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, red eyes and what if the monsters in Monsters Inc. were just actual real life monsters?2021-10-0214 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 25 - Lists & WhistlesOn today's Happy Pizza Microdose, Jazzo & I old timey tie you to the tracks and run you over with this freight train of edutainment; top whistles, top bearded fat guys in movies, Macklemore, G-Eazy, Worst songs, Christmas movies, Tim Allen lore, Blue by Eiffel 65 and more2021-10-0116 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 24 - The Real Squid GameOn this HPWT Microdose I edutain you with; a story about a prostitute and I haven't watched Squid Game but explain what I think it might be about.2021-09-3016 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 23 - The Commercial OneDay 3 of 100 days of podcasting and I am filled with the regret of a million suns and we edutain you with; So many jingles, The tree farm, The O'meara Ford lady (LMFAO), Pleasures, Big Mike Naughton, Sam Elliott, Dealin' Doug lore and more
e-mail the show happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-09-2916 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 22 - Probably the Grossest EpisodeOn today's teeny tiny episode, Jazzo and I sell you some black market edutainment with ; the best way to cook genitals, what makes a hot dog a hot dog, monocles, Guy Fieri, Gordon Ramsay, Gabby Petito and more.
e-mail the show @happypizzawondertime@gmail.com 2021-09-2814 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 21 - Super Mario Except it's Butt StuffIn the first of many short eps, you get roofied and wake up edutained with: The new Super Mario movie reveals it's cast, Danny DeVito, a future project, the Queen's Gambit, also I die in like a really rad way.
e-mail the show: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-09-2614 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 20 - Roman SharkMissileI ruined a poorly recorded episode and replaced it with this thing. I thinly slice up some edutainment and let it caramelize in you this way: DONDA ( Donda, Donda, Donda) is out, I reimagine Jay Z's verse on Jail, Jake Paul looks like the child of Count Chocula and Frankenberry, Drake's new album cover, my new name, angry Muppets, Kendrick Lamar, spooky songs, Spirit Halloween, The Nightmare Before Christmas and more or whatever.2021-09-0134 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 19 - Finger F**k a SamuraiJazzo makes her grand return in this episode & we gape you & stuff edutainment in there with this: shrimp boils, how strawberry ice cream is made, Free Guy, commiting suicide in a store, rapper's voices and we have a Google search hum off
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Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 18 - Tarantino's Final FilmOn today's episode, you get edutained hard with: Quentin Tarantino reveals his final film, Joe Rogan, songs about America, Kanye West, Neil Diamond, Canadians ( Jim Carrey, Ryan Reynolds and the Crash Test Dummies ), Toy Story, Coca-Cola, generic soda and cereal, sex with presidents, Charles Manson the popstar, Samuel L. Jackson, Theo Von and more!
E-mail the show at happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-08-1844 min
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 17 - Comic-Con InternationalFrom the Comic-Con International livestream Douglas Paszkiewicz, Dave Steward and I edutain you with: Billionaires in space, sh*tty planets, a review of Black Widow that mutates into something else along the way, tits, Tom Hanks, robots, lots and lots of robots (robot prostitutes, robot pimps and robot pubic hair farmers), lame comic book characters and more!2021-08-151h 19
Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT # 16 - My Ex-Wife Interrupts An EpisodeThe title is the description, dude.2021-08-1543 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #15 - Undercover StripperOn today's solo ep, I edutain you with: Big tits, 2 Live Crew, Batman won't do oral but here are a bunch of other heroes who will, Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I review Tyler The Creator's "Call Me if you Get Lost" and Ski Mask's "Sin City Mixtape", Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man, SpongeBob SquarePants, A conspiracy about John McAfee's death and I make a gay pride action movie starring me, Seth Rogen, Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
#callmeifyougetlost #pride #gay #bigtits #batman #wrestling2021-06-2838 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #14 - Elon & The Rock Are Ecosystems (ft. Douglas Paszkiewicz)Today Doug Paskiewicz ( Arsenic Lullaby creator, The Tick, Mad Magazine, Comedy Central, crypto genius etc.) and I edutain you with: 2021 is just 2020 wearing a costume, Doug breaks down what crypto currency and NFTs are to me, wearing secret underwear, a grim Dr. Seussian look at Elon Musk's and Grimes love life, a sci-fi look at The Rock's life (clones?), a commercial for sex trafficking, frogs (lots and lots of frogs) and more!
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Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #13 - KidZ EditionOn a super super special Father's Day episode with my son and nephew, we edutain you with: Juice Wrld, How to survive prison, a Cruella review, what's a mule? which fictional characters I can or cannot beat up, favorite video games, monsters, what not to do at the Texas Roadhouse, KIDZ BOP and more!2021-06-2122 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #12 - Certified Lover BoyAKA Valentine's Day 2: The Secret of the Ooze. Today on a love themed Happy Pizza Wonder Time, we edutain you with: Worst fictional couple of all time, Roman and Jazzo sing super good, Super Mario, Titanic, we descend the ladder from love songs to baby making music to booty jams all the way down to songs you WOULDN'T f*** to, what would be the thing to make us not love eachother( may or may not involve disfigurement) and more.
#podcast #happypizzawondertime #lovesongs #slowjams #certifiedloverboy #friends 2021-06-1843 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #11 - FxCKHEAD NEWS 2: TIME TRAVEL EDITIONHappy Pizza Wonder Time is celebrating 80 years on the air! We stroll down memory lane with clips from some choice decades including the 90's, 2000's, the 50's, today and beyond. Here's who edutains you this episode: Pete Davidson, Bill Burr, Ray Liotta, Stone Cold, Casey Kasem, Goldar from the Power Rangers, Elvis Presley, The Simpsons, Hot Topic & more!
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E-mail the show: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-05-0437 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #10 - Double Digit ShawtaysMade it to 10! Here's how Happy Pizza Wonder Time edutains you this episode; Two dummies dumb down anime for non anime fans(including Hentai, waifus & a very special song about ahegao ), Marilyn Manson lore, bone removal, Lil Uzi Vert, barber shop etiquette, Roman poorly explains football to Jazzo, fart reviews, the Super Bowl, sports betting, Jamie Foxx's Bet MGM ad, Mike Myers, deepfaking and more!
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2021-03-0752 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #9 - Welcome to San FranciscoToday my brother Gabe joins me & here's how we Edutain you: Sketchy city stories, Master Splinter's questionable parenting of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 90's wrestling including the origin story of Razor Ramon/ Scott Hall, psychedelics, the thin line of alcohol being a hobby or a problem, we psychoanalyze mascots & more!
E-mail the show at happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-01-2147 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #8 - Make It LastToday Happy Pizza Wonder Time Edutains you this way: Cannibal Armie Hammer, Lone Ranger 2, Chris D'elia, $uicideBoy$ The Movie, Incubus, The 100 Pardons of Donald Trump & more!
E-mail the show at happypizzawondertime@gmail.com2021-01-2125 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #7 - The Boys Are Back in TownIn the first 'sode of 2021 the gang ( Roman, Jazzo, Zadok, Raul, Al from Hell) is reunited. Today we Edu-tain you with: Juggalos bumrush the Capitol, how we each fare in the zombie apocalypse, MF Doom, Vegan olympics, human centipedes, Drake's new haircut, Kanye gets clapped by Jeffree Starr, Playboi Carti "Whole Lotta Red", WW84 commits a sex crime, spicy asses, predictions for the new year and more.
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https://anchor.fm/app2021-01-151h 10Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #6- Cyberpunk PopPunk NaziPunk 2077In this episode we review whatever we feel like reviewing: Cyberpunk 2077, childhood, unbearable characters from kid movies, animals, Michael Bacon and more! Oh yeah and some nazis showed up to our house. So I give them a call. Customize your genitals and listen.2020-12-161h 11Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #5 - Thanksgiving Edibles w/ DadTitle explains it all: Me and my dad chow some edibles and talk about drugs, jingles, how he almost got killed, poking eyes out , meeting the Ninja Turtles, some really dumb action movie, The Weeknd, John Wayne worries about us, the Marines, secret childhood badasses, me in the Avengers and many other things we lost track of.2020-11-2752 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #4 - FxCKHEAD NEWSToday Happy Pizza Wonder Time debuts The F*ckhead News Team! Here's everything that matters: Xbox, PS5, Stone Cold Steve Austin, YNW Sakchaser(no, really), System of a Down, a review of Tenet, Johnny Depp's messy ass life, the NBA, the Tom Brady and Antonio Brown sitcom, BBQ chicken, absolutely the weirdest ending to a podcast ever recorded and does Luke Bryan make an appearance!?(for legal purposes probably not).Credits: Roman, Jazzo, Raul, Zadok, Al from Hell, Dom Dom
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-11-151h 04Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #3 - A Very Merry HalloweenSex! Murder! Death! The ghost of Robert Kardashian! All the ingredients for a great horror movie. In this episode we start an OnlyFans, discuss how we would murder someone, our death of preference and how we would plan our funerals. Oh, and a listener condemns Roman. Happy Halloween!2020-10-311h 00Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT#2 - Angry Olive Garden BreadstickIn this Episode Roman busts the case of Drake getting peed on WIDE open ( or does he?), Elton John, the election and being Stone Cold Steve Austin's only friend.2020-10-2247 minHappy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )HPWT #1 -The Year My Life Fell ApartHappy Pizza Wonder Time Edutainment Spectacular! with me, Roman. On today's episode I discuss Eddie Van Halen, an 80's movie starring Nikola Jokic, The Clapper and most importantly how in 2020 my world absolutely crumbled. But like, funny or whatever.2020-10-111h 10