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Haven't Seen ItEpisode 18: Body Double (1984)Are "meta" films cool? Is it subversive and deep when films are aware of themselves as films? Is there a good way and a bad way of exploring self-reflexivity? Is Brian DePalma overrated? Are we all perverts? Why do we keep coming back to Hitchcock? We tackle all this and more.
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https://linktr.ee/haventseenpod2024-09-3059 minHaven't Seen ItEpisode 16: A Prophet (2009)Is cinema dead? Is the 21st century delivering fewer masterpieces than before? Why does Michael consider this French gangster film to be among the top films of the 21st century? Why are French prisons so weird? What is the deal with a white Frenchman making a film about Arab gangsters? Is it OK to represent Arabs as gangsters, or is that a problematic idea? Is "representation" a dirty word? Do we all have to chill out and love each other more? What do the guards from Oblivion sound like in French?
Please send us...2024-09-111h 09Haven't Seen ItEpisode 15: The Curse (2023)Is the Curse biting social commentary, or is it just some random nonsense? Can politics and art co-exist? Does art have a responsibility to educate? Is Irony still a dead-end? Why is Rush the greatest band ever made? What is the connection between the Sufis and drunk driving? Is Nathan Fielder ok? Josh and Michael delve into all these questions (while ending racism) in this episode.
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YOUTUBE: @HaventSeenItPodcast2024-08-281h 12Haven't Seen ItEpisode 14: Kinds of Kindness (2024)Is it cool to be weird? Is being weird inherently subversive? Is being subversive inherently artistic? Or is being 'truthful' and 'sincere' what makes something artistic? Does anyone still care about art, or just the Discourse? Will Yorgos Lanthimos be stopped? Why are Josh's jokes so incredibly bad? None of these questions will be addressed in this discussion of the triptych film Kinds of Kindness. The boys also branch out and talk about MaxXine (again), BlackKklansman, The American Society of Magical Negroes, and so much more.
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YOUTUBE: @HaventSeenItPodcast2024-08-221h 05Haven't Seen ItEpisode 13: Longlegs (2024)Do they watch horror films in heaven? Why do so few horror films have any staying power? Is Longlegs the horror film of the year or just another forgettable romp? Why do we like being scared by movies, anyway? What exactly is Nicolas Cage's problem? And who is Josh's real father? These questions and more will be answered.
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LETTERBOXD: haventseenpod YOUTUBE: @HaventSeenItPodcast2024-08-171h 08Haven't Seen ItEpisode 11: MaXXXine (2024)Ready to Ti off? Dot your I's and cross your Ti's. Then grab a cup of sweet iced Ti and join us for another adventure of cinema sans structure. In today's ep, we MIGHT answer burning questions like:
Do movies have second acts anymore?
What is the point of slasher films?
How is Ti West really pronounced?
Special guest: Scuzzy Mike.
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Haven't Seen It PodcastHALLOWEEN DOUBLE FEATURE COMMENTARY TRACK: “Sleepy Hollow”Wind down your Monday Halloween night by hearing us watch episode 30 ‘s “Sleepy Hollow”. Alenka doesn’t like the blood, but we BOTH like Christopher Walken’s biters. WATCH ON YOUTUBE TO SEE ALENKA GET JUMP SCARED! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2022-10-311h 51
Haven't Seen It PodcastHALLOWEEN DOUBLE FEATURE COMMENTARY TRACK: “The Blair Witch Project”It’s a special Halloween commentary track! To make up for our absence, enjoy not one, but TWO spooky movie commentary tracks. First up is episode 29’s, “The Blair Witch Project” Heat up some of your poppiest popcorn and get ready to be scared MAYBE 1 or 2 times this whole film… WATCH ON YOUTUBE TO SEE ALENKA GET JUMP SCARED! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haven...2022-10-311h 33
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 77 - “Ejecto Mojito Cuz” (2 Fast 2 Furious) ft. Griffin McInnesDirector, Playwright, Producer and Haven’t Seen It Alum, Griffin McInnes returns to cover all the reverse visors, neon out the wazzoo craziness that is 2003’s 2 Fast 2 Furious! We hungry! We thirsty too! “Ejecto Mojito Cuz”! Classic Mojito But with NOS energy Drink WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast) 2022-05-111h 55
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 76 - “Edelweiss” (The Sound of Music) ft. Karen ScobieGood friend of the show, Karen Scobie, joins us to sing the praises of ONE of her favourite things, 1965’s The Sound of Music! Compared to past drinks, “Edelweiss” is actually pretty good! Wine Spritzer (National Drink of Austria) Elderflower Liqueur Garnish with lemon and lime peel WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/hav...2022-03-301h 51
Haven't Seen It PodcastMid Month Movie Review #5 - “No Country for Class Warfare” (Parasite & No Country for Old Men)Noted Capitalist Alenka raves about 2019’s Best Picture winner, Parasite and we also talk about 2007’s No Country for Old Men too I guess.EP 16: No Country for Old Men ft. Dylon NouvionEP 32: Parasite ft. Diana Bidéa WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2022-03-2517 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 75 - “The Future is Green” (The Shape of Water) ft. Danny MorrisonMr. Mutant Museum himself, Danny Morrison, returns to tells us all about his favourite fishman f***ing movie, 2017’s The Shape of Water. Warning, it’s gunna get sexy. “The Future is Green” but this drink is more key lime; Vodka Rum Pineapple Juice Egg whites Whipping cream Lime juice Garnish with graham cracker WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhe...2022-03-081h 10
Haven't Seen It PodcastMid Month Movie Review #4 - “Justin Long Can Get It” (10 Things I Hate About You & He’s Just Not That Into You)From Shakespeare to shit-uh..speare? Alenka reviews 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You and 2009’s He’s Just Not That Into You. EP 10: 10 Things I Hate About You ft. Rachel BarnaEP 39: He’s Just Not That Into You ft. Shh.. I’m Watching a Movie WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2022-02-1622 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 74 - “Make a Wish” (Sixteen Candles) ft. Maddy FoleyThe hilarious co-host of 30 Going on 13: The Podcast, Maddy Foley, joins us to watch John Hughes’ Sixteen Candles for the last time ever. “Make a Wish” and hope that it’s we never have another movie this terrible Creme de la Cocao White Amoretto Vodka Oat milk Whipped Cream & Sprinkles WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts...2022-02-081h 39
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 73 - “Declaration of Intoxication” (National Treasure) ft. Robert MotumWriter, Director, upcoming PhD, and Zach’s former roommate, Robert Motum, isn’t so much interested in history but rather the delightful performances of Nicholas Cage, as we cover 2004’s National Treasure! Really connect with the Founding Fathers by signing the “Declaration of Intoxication” American Whiskey American Beer Alcoholic Cider WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts...2022-01-251h 40
Haven't Seen It PodcastMid Month Movie Review #3 - “My Big Fat Carrie Killing Spree” (My Big Fat Greek Wedding & Carrie)On this Mid Month Movie Review, Will does a bad Travolta impression and Alenka learns some new vernacular.EP 17: Carrie ft. Bex ZehrEP 18: My Big Fat Greek Wedding ft. Herbeaver WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast) 2022-01-2526 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 72 - “Really Bad Eggs” (Pirates of the Caribbean) ft. The Doctor DC PodcastReid and Richard from the Doctor DC Podcast are back to talk about their favourite sexy pirate movie, 2005’s Pirates! Wait, no, not that one.. We’re talking 2003’s Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, starring Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and the hot? or not, Orlando Bloom. YO HO & “Really Bad Eggs”, it’s a pirate’s life for us! Rum Pineapple Juice Orange Juice Drop of Grenadine Garnish with pineapple WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenit...2022-01-111h 37
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 71 - “F**k Me Santa” (Bad Santa) ft. Todd DonaldThe host of Prime Time Flies, a Channel 101 podcast and recent recipient of Best Sound Design from the 1st annual Freque Awards, Todd Donald joins us to talk about the surprisingly deep, Bad Santa starring Billy Bob Thorton!After you drink this one you’ll be screaming “F**k Me Santa” Rum (or any alcohol really) Beer Egg nog WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Po...2021-12-281h 23
Haven't Seen It PodcastMid Month Movie Review #2 - “Ernest Can’t Save George” (It’s a Wonderful Life & Ernest Saves Christmas)Alenka is back to shit on a holiday CLASSIC and Will can’t remember Santa’s nationality. We’re reviewing It’s a Wonderful Life & Ernest Saves Christmas!EP 37: It’s a Wonderful Life ft. Mollie GarrettEP 38: Ernest Saves Christmas ft. The Doctor DC Podcast WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-12-2414 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 70 - “Krazy Kris Kringle” (Miracle on 34th St.) ft. Ryan MaksymicOur good pal and the official Shoppers Drug Mart Santa Claus™, Ryan Maksymic, comes by to talk about the CLASSIC 1994 Miracle on 34th St…. Even though Will watched the 1947. Oh boy… “Krazy Kris Kringle” has some classic flavours with a twist! Brandy Triple Sec Lemon Juice Orange Juice Garnish with orange peel twist and chew some bubble gum! WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It...2021-12-141h 34
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 69 - “Superman” (The Iron Giant) ft. Jonathan SconzaJonathan Sconza, host of the TO VO Podcast, joins us to talk about serial poop watchers & Chris Pratt taking roles from hard working Italians… Oh and this episode’s movie, 1999’s The Iron Giant! Be whoever you want to be and drink whatever you want to drink! Or just be “Superman” Gin Lemon juice Splash of Blue curacao pour over ice garnish with maraschino cherry WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You...2021-11-231h 39
Haven't Seen It PodcastMid Month Movie Review #1 - “Rap is Better Than Musicals” (8 Mile & The Greatest Showman)On our FIRST Mid Month Month Movie Review, Alenka continues to hate on The Greatest Showman (sorry Dan) and Will tries to rap. WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast) 2021-11-1725 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 68 - “Multi-pass” (The Fifth Element) ft. The Nerd Twins PodcastChels & Mary Tess from the Nerd Twins Podcast join us to cover the 1997 Sci-fi cult classic The Fifth Element. What is the fifth element you say? It’s love. Simply love. Don’t leave your space ship without a “Multi-pass” vodka triple sec half and half orange juice shake and pour over ice garnish with orange slice WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anyw...2021-11-091h 18
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 67 - “C-Hunky Boys” (Psycho Goreman: Commentary Track) ft. Steven Vlahos#SpookyMovieMonth comes to a close with our very special Psycho Goreman commentary track episode, featuring the voice of PG himself, Steven Vlahos! Buy or rent Psycho Goreman by following the link in our linktree and watch along with us! We here at Haven’t Seen It Podcast think Steven is one “C-Hunky Boy” Strawberry syrup Strawberries & raspberries Rum Milk (or oat milk) Blend it up! Garnish with Halloween Gummy Brains WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter...2021-10-261h 59
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 66 - “Camp Blood” (Friday the 13th: Part 2) ft. Rob FeethamWe’re headed back to camp when we cover 1981s Friday the 13th: Part 2! Here to discuss sexy 21 year old teens and the not quite hockey masked Jason, is R.I.P. Podcast’s own, Rob Feetham! “Camp Blood” is a campfire classic with a tipsy twist! S’more liqueur Chocolate milk vodka Toasted marshmallow, drizzled with strawberry syrup Graham cracker rim WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen t...2021-10-191h 07
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 65 - “Dead Blood” (Interview with the Vampire) ft. Kristen ZazaEven though she beat us for Best Original Theme Song at the Canadian Podcast awards, we weren’t too proud to bring back our good friend and now arch nemesis (we’re not sore losers), Kristen Zaza of On A Dark Cold Night. Tune in to hear all about 1994’s Interview with the Vampire from the BIGGEST TOM CRUISE FAN IN THE WORLD (her words, not ours) Never drink “Dead Blood”. That shit will f*** you up. Red Wine Rum Lime Juice Simple Syrup Serve it out of a rat if you’re feeling lik...2021-10-121h 16
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 64 - “Ghostface” (Scream) ft. Murmurs from the MorgueKicking off our #SpookyMovieMonth are our spooky pals from Murmurs from the Morgue, Bri & Kelly! We talk the meta-masterpiece, Wes Craven’s Scream! This drink is as white as the cast… or you know, “Ghostface”s mask. Vanilla Oat Milk (or milk with vanilla extract) Vodka Chocolate shavings to form the Ghostface WATCH ON YOUTUBE FOR THE LIVESTREAM VIDEO VERSION! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your p...2021-10-051h 16
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 63 - “Queen Mab” (Romeo + Juliet) ft. Mollie GarrettOur friend and past guest, Mollie Garrett, joins us to discuss the Baz Lurhman masterpiece Romeo + Juliet, starring the incredibly handsome Paul Rudd. We’re taking a classic and making it a bit fucked when we pop a “Queen Mab” Choose your house, both alike in dignity (Pepsi or Coke) Mix it with Absinthe Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-07-271h 38
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 62 - “Baby’s Corner” (Dirty Dancing) ft. Meghan LandersSince Will turns 30 TODAY (wish him a Happy Birthday please), we explore another 30 year old movie, 1987’s Dirty Dancing! Actor/Model Meghan Landers joins us to talk about her #SwayzeAwakening Nobody drinks “Baby’s Corner”! Well, except for all of you who should definitely try this drink out Shake watermelon & strawberry puree with vodka & ice Top with champagne Garnish with Watermelon slice Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts...2021-07-201h 25
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 61 - “HEY YOU GUYS!” (The Goonies) ft. The Chill SpotIn honour of the late #RichardDonner, we talk the beloved 1985 #classic, The Goonies! Joining us for the THIRD TIME, is the reigning guestiest of guests, Sam and Cam of The Chill Spot! “HEY YOU GUYS” should really protect Sloth at all costs because he is a sweetheart who did nothing to nobody. Coat a glass in chocolate and caramel Blend peanutbutter, irish cream and whiskey Top with a Baby Ruth (or similar) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen t...2021-07-132h 04
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 60 - “Women Want This” (What Women Want) ft. Elena KurevijaRemember when Mel Gibson was a leading man? Y’know, before we found out he was a piece of shit? Elena Kurevija does! She joins us to talk the 2000 movie, What Women Want! According to our resident woman, Alenka, “Women Want This” Champagne Elderflower liqueur (or some other floral liqueur) Soda water Serve in a coupe glass with a flower for garnish Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts...2021-06-291h 23
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 59 - “The Shop & The Fox” (You’ve Got Mail) ft. Rebecca MasonWe journey back to another Norah Ephron flick starring New York City, 1998’s You’ve Got Mail! Actor/Comedian/Impressionist, Rebecca Mason joins us to tear apart her absolute favourite movie in the world. When it comes to small vs big business, is there REALLY a difference? You’re favourite craft micro-brew The cheapest, most mass produced beer you can find Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (h...2021-06-221h 29
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 58 - “Carpe Annum” (The Big Year) ft. Tess LlanosThe host of the Ongoing Comicbook Discussion Podcast, Tess Llanos, comes back to reignite our love for Jack Black in 2011’s The Big Year! Carpe the Annum and create your own Haven’t Seen It cocktail! Create a cocktail that best exemplifies the essence of your favourite bird! BONUS: Take a drink anytime someone is wearing a trilby Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/havents...2021-06-161h 26
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 57 - “White Wedding” (The Wedding Singer) ft. Drink-e DinksWe explore Adam Sandler’s subtler side in 1998’s “The Wedding Singer”. Joining us are a couple of fellow beverage connoisseurs, Chris & Corey, the hosts of Drink-e Dinks! Unfortunately, it’s never a nice day for this “White Wedding” A white russian Topped with champagne Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-06-081h 45
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 56 - “Moon Juice” (Her) ft. Hayden FinkelshtainActor Hayden Finkelshtain joins us to hopefully NOT ruin one of his favourite movies when we cover Spike Jonze’s super horny 2013 future flick, Her! Feel a million miles away when you drink “Moon Juice” Rum Grenadine Lime Juice Soda Water Garnish with lemon Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-06-011h 33
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 55 - “The Drink of the Dead” (The Evil Dead) ft. Murmurs from the MorgueThe horrorific hosts of Murmurs from the Morgue, Bri & Kelly, join us to discuss all the plot holes… or should we say plot broken windows in the 1981 Sam Raimi classic, The Evil Dead! When you imbibe from “The Drink of the Dead”, side effects may include dismembering your friends and family. Red berry smoothie (roughly blended) Whiskey Topped with milk Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://link...2021-05-181h 34
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 54 - “Power of Voodoo” (Labyrinth) ft. Jensen FraserHow much bulge is TOO much bulge? We answer that age old question when actress and self professed biggest fan of our show, Jensen Fraser, joins us to discuss David Bowie's aforementioned bulge in 1986’s Labyrinth! This “Power of Voodoo” doesn’t remind me of the babe… Maybe a really messy babe... Peach Schnaaps Green coloured liqueur Coffee Liqueur Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/havents...2021-05-111h 39
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 53 - “Georgia’s Joint” (Last Holiday) ft. Sebastian BiasucciWe stan the true Queen when actor, theatre maker and all around Queen Latifah fan, Sebastian Biasucci joins us to break down the 2006 underappreciated classic, Last Holiday! Indulge in all three of these drinks likes it’s your last few weeks on earth;“Georgia’s Joint” French Red Wine Czech Beer A New Orleans Hurricane Rum Passionfruit juice Orange juice Lime juice Grenadine Garnish with an orange slice and/or cherries Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen t...2021-05-041h 59
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 52 - “Rich-WHAT?!” (Coach Carter) ft. The Pop Capsule PodcastIt’s a crossover in more ways than one when our fellow Brainfreeze Podcasts hosts Evan & Mallory from the Pop Capsule Podcast join us to talk the 2005 basketball flick, Coach Carter! This is a high school movie, so keep this drink on the down low.“Rich-WHAT?!”; Orange sport drink grenadine Beer or Dark liquor Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast) 2021-04-271h 53
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 51 - “Don’t Tread On My Stone” (The Bourne Identity) ft. Derek McGillWEEEE’REEEEE BAAAACKKK! After a much needed month off of recovery from our livestream, we’re joined once again by Laughs on Tap member and good friend, Derek McGill to discuss the first in a semi-okay quintology of films, 2002’s The Bourne Identity! Only true Bourne fans will know this deep cut, “Don’t Tread On My Stone”; Vodka Soda water 2 cherries (or any red fruit really) Squeeze of lemon Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It...2021-04-201h 45
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 50 - Alenka’s 50th Episode Livestreamed Trivia Challenge: A 1-Year Podiversary SpecialWE DID IT! One year of podcasting and 50 episodes in the bag! To celebrate, Will tried to trick Alenka into getting really drunk by answering 49 skill testing trivia questions from all the movies we’ve covered. It didn’t go so well… Watch the VIDEO of this livestream on our YOUTUBE! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-03-253h 09
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 49 - “Cinda-F*****-rella” (Pretty Woman) ft. Amanda PereiraRemember when we were supposed to LIKE the obscenely rich white men in movies? Amanda Pereira, host and creator of the Liquid Courage Podcast does! She joins us this week to recast 1990’s Pretty Woman with Lady Gaga! Julia Robers is a real “Cinda-F*****-rella” in this one; Champagne Vodka Lemon juice Garnish with strawberries Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-03-161h 58
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 48 - “Death Rattle” (The Grudge) ft. Natalia BushnikActor/Playwright and all around spooky person, Natalia Bushnik, joins us this week to discuss her heartwarming memories of the 2004 American remake of The Grudge! You might let out a little “Death Rattle” when you sip this one Sake Jack Daniels Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2021-03-091h 38
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 47 - “Mom’s Spaghetti” (8 Mile) ft. Ucal ShillingfordWe go through the very real (not real?) story of Slim Shady’s origin story, 2002’s 8 Mile! Here to talk mostly about Michael Shannon & Cheddar Bob is actor Ucal Shillingford! Make sure you’re calm and ready for this “Mom’s Spaghetti” Classic Ceasar Garnish with spaghetti & meatballs Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast) 2021-03-021h 08
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 46 - “High Fastball” (A League of Their Own) ft. Hilary June HartThis week, friend and funny person Hilary June Hart (Cackle Comedy Productions) joins us to talk about all the good and none of the boring of baseball. We slide into 1992’s A League of Their Own! You really don’t need to chase after this “High Fastball” Orange Juice Peach Schnaaps Bourbon Garnish with Crack Jacks (or just have them on the side if you don’t want a digusting mushy popcorn mess) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can lis...2021-02-231h 15
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 45 - “So Very” (Heathers) ft. Big MikeThis week we f*** ourselves gently with a chainsaw when we dive into 1988’s Heathers! Joining us to talk about their absolute favourite film of all time is Drag Qing and super science communicator, Big Mike! Just like our guest, our drink has a little bit of Christian and Winona Cherry Slushie Jack Daniels (or JD for short) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https...2021-02-162h 04
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 44 - “Super Freak” (Little Miss Sunshine) ft. The Chill SpotThey’re back, and one of them will never drink again because of us, it’s Sam and Cam from The Chill Spot! It’s a Gail Breslin classic when we delve into 2006’s Little Miss Sunshine! SPOILER ALERT! We get “Super Freak” -y with this week’s drink. Coke or Root Beer Jägermeister Big Scoop of Ice Cream Cherry on top Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find you...2021-02-091h 48
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 43 - “Crenshaw Style” (Boyz n the Hood) ft. Ghoulz n Gyaldem PodcastOn this mega episode, we’re joined by Khadijah Roberts-Abdullah and Jennah Foster-Catlack, the hilarious hosts on the Ghoulz n Gyaldem podcast! Alenka learns in the ins and outs of 1991’s Boyz n the Hood and also the fact that Laurence Fishburne was in more than just the Matrix. We get our beermosa’s on with a little “Crenshaw Style” 40oz of Olde English Malt Liquor Orange Juice BONUS: Add ice cubes because, you know. Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It Y...2021-02-042h 30
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 42 - “Heart of Gold” (17 Again) ft. Karen Scobie, Ceridwen Kingstone, Jonathan Sconza, & Steven VlahosThis week we have a whole house of fun when housemates Steven Vlahos, Karen Scobie, Jonathan Sconza & Ceridwen Kingstone join us to talk about Will & Steven’s favourite Zefron flick, 2009’s 17 Again! This week’s drink “Heart of Gold” is the perfect ‘40 year old man inside a 17 year old's body’ beverage - Tequila & Gatorade -Bonus: keep it in the gatorade bottle to hide it's true essence Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your pod...2021-01-262h 03
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 41 - “Frog Drop” (Magnolia) ft. Craig FoxThis week, we’re joined by New York based stand-up comedian, Craig Fox, to discuss how many times he’s watched the 3-hour long 1999 epic, Magnolia (hint; it’s too many times) Our drink “Frog Drop” really came out of nowhere 2 ounces vodka 1 ounce melon liqueur 1/2 ounce triple sec 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed 1 ounce simple syrup sugar rim Follow us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/havent...2021-01-191h 22
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 40.5 - “Vesper” Part 2 (Casino Royale) ft. Big Cake Comedy Ryan vamps and Zach is over-intoxicated; your typical Big Cake sketch meeting. Listen to the conclusion of Casino Royale. (Spoiler Alert: Tesiticles will be damaged) By this point in the recording, Zach had already had 4 “Vespers” Three measures of Gordon's one of vodka half a measure of Kina Lillet Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcas...2021-01-141h 32
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 40 - “Vesper” Part 1 (Casino Royale) ft. Big Cake ComedyOn our sloppiest episode to date, we bring back the 2nd half of our sketch comedy troupe, Big Cake Comedy, to talk about when Daniel Craig made James Bond good again, it’s 2006’s Casino Royale! We take our cue from the man himself by sipping (or chugging like Zach did…) on some “Vespers” Three measures of Gordon's one of vodka half a measure of Kina Lillet Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel Follows us on IG & FB: @havents...2021-01-141h 37
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 39 - “Men (and Scar-Jo) Are Trash” (He’s Just Not That Into You) ft. Shh I’m Watching A MovieWe usher in 2021 by going WAY back to a long forgotten time when rom-coms were full of misogyny and Jennifer Aniston… It’s 2009’s worst movie, He’s Just Not That Into You! Joining us are our spiritual pod-cousins from the Sonar Network, the hosts of Shh I’m Watching A Movie, Alex Kolanko and Alessandra Vite We all still have a hangover from 2020, so we’re taking it easy with “Men (and Scar-Jo) Are Trash” A sad six pack Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_S...2021-01-051h 35
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 38 - “Orlando Snow” (Ernest Saves Christmas) ft. The Doctor DC PodcastChristmas has passed, but #HolidayMovieMonth continues on! Here to talk about the family friendly Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) are the not so family friendly hosts of The Doctor DC Podcast AND Ghostfacers: A Supernatural Rewatch; Reid Vanier & Richard Eden! We promise “Orlando Snow” isn’t a weird sex thing ¾ Egg nog, ¼ Orange Juice, and Rum blended with vanilla and ice Topped with whipped cream and orange zest Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podca...2020-12-291h 53
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 37 - “Blood Bailey Lip” (It’s a Wonderful Life) ft. Mollie GarrettIt’s three days before Christmas! Today we’re telling the sad story of a man who can’t escape his terribly toxic hometown. It's 1946’s It’s a Wonderful Life! Joining us is our festive old friend, Mollie Garret! We’re drinking Clarence’s favourite, “Bloody Bailey Lip” Mulled Wine Heavy on the cinnamon, easy on the cloves Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://link...2020-12-221h 59
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 36.5 - “Christmas Is All Around” Part 2 (Love, Actually) ft. Tamlynn Bryson & Chris SeeneyIt’s the gift that keeps on giving! We finish off Love, Actually with Tamlynn and Chris! (Boy Girl Party, Cookie Biscuits) The holidays is a time for mixing alcohol! “Christmas Is All Around” Tom Collins Firth (GIN) Beer-a-Knightly (BEER) Alan Drinkman (WILD CARD) Brew Grant (BEER) Chiwetel Rye-jofor (RYE) Laura Ginny (GIN) Martin Sleeman (BEER) Andrew Drinkoln (WILD CARD) Bill Rye-ghy (RYE) Emma Hopson (BEER) Liam Neegin (GIN)... okay we got lazy Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It 2020-12-151h 26
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 36 - “Christmas Is All Around”: Part 1 (Love, Actually) ft. Tamlynn Bryson & Chris SeeneyIt’s your favourite problematic Christmas classic, that’s right, we talk 2003’s Love, Actually! Joining us once again are our friends Tamlynn (Cookie Biscuits, Boy Girl Party) and Chris (Cookie Biscuits, NOT in Boy GIrl Party). You should probably pace yourself for this two parter as you’ll find that “Christmas Is All Around” Tom Collins Firth (GIN) Beer-a-Knightly (BEER) Alan Drinkman (WILD CARD) Brew Grant (BEER) Chiwetel Rye-jofor (RYE) Laura Ginny (GIN) Martin Sleeman (BEER) Andrew Drinkoln (WILD CARD) Bill Rye-ghy (RYE) Emma Hopson (BEER) Liam Neegin (GIN)... okay we got lazy 2020-12-081h 46
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 35 - “Leading Ladies” (The Holiday) ft. Tess LlanosHO! HO! HO-sci bi dee do dap a doo! It’s our first #HolidayMovieMonth and we’re kicking it off with 2006’s The Holiday starring Jack Black and only Jack Black. Here to scat her way through this rom-com is the host of Ongoing Comicbook Discussion Podcast, Tess Llanos! Okay, we lied. This movie stars a couple of "Leading Ladies" "Rosehill Cottage" Hot Chocolate or coco Whiskey Irish cream Top with marshmallows "Cali House" Malibu Rum Mango juice Lime juice Top with whipped cream Follow...2020-12-011h 54
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 34 - “No Expectations” (Into the Spider-Verse) ft. Alex BarryIt’s our first Spider-Man movie, and we’re starting with the (arguably) BEST, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse! Here to explain this web-slinging adventure through multiple dimensions is stand-up comedian and animator, Alex Barry! Just like this movie, Alenka had “No Expectations” for this drink Cranberry juice on ice Layer in Dark alcohol on top garnish with a cherry Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitp2020-11-241h 03
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 33 - “The Nose Bleed” (The Butterfly Effect) ft. John GaalliIt’s your favourite early 2000s Ashton Kutcher movie, The Butterfly Effect! Joining us is stand up comedian and master memer, John Gaalli! Strap in folks, cause this is the extra long director's cut episode! Relive the traumatic memories of your childhood with “The Nose Bleed” Fruit Punch Vodka Gin Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)2020-11-172h 30
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 32 - “Peach Fuzz” (Parasite) ft. Diana BidèaOn what is probably our first *SPOILER ALERT* episode, we talk through recent #BestPicture winner, Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite! Joining us is NY based singer-songwriter, producer Diana Bidèa! Drown out the sorrows of the working class with some “Peach Fuzz” soju peach schnapps prosecco lemon juice Garnish with a slice of peach BONUS: Serve alongside a delicious bowl of Ramdon Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/havent...2020-11-101h 56
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp .31 - “Singapore Slings” (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) ft. Adriana PolanicWe’re back with the non-spooky, but definitely terror inducing Johnny Depp trip Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Here to somehow explain this movie to Alenka is contemporary artist, Adriana Polanic These “Singapore Slings” are light in comparison to the other substances in this movie Gin Cherry Liqueur Cointreau Benedictine Grenadine Lime juice Pineapple juice Dash of bitters Garnish with a maraschino cherry, pineapple chunk and orange slice. Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast...2020-11-031h 48
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 30.5 - “Pumpkin Head” Part 2 (Sleepy Hollow) ft. Kristen ZazaHAPPY HALLOWEEN! We’re back with Kristen Zaza (On A Dark Cold Night) to finish off #SpookyMovieMonth! Does Johnny Depp defeat the headless horseman? Will Christina Ricci wear a stripey dress? Will anyone NOT laugh when they see Christopher Walken with spikey teeth? Get nice and spooky drinking the “Pumpkin Head” Fireball whiskey Amaretto apple cider Pumpkin pumpkin spice BONUS: Serve in a hollowed out mini pumpkin Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere yo...2020-10-311h 07
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 30 - “Pumpkin Head” Part 1 (Sleepy Hollow) ft. Kristen ZazaOn our LAST #SpookyMovieMonth episode, we harken back to the days when Harry Potter actors weren’t JUST in Harry Potter and Tim Burton DIDN’T cast his wife in everything, when we delve into 1999’s Sleepy Hollow. We’re joined by composer, writer, producer, narrator and host of the award winning podcast On A Dark Cold Night, Kristen Zaza! Settle in, it’s a two-parter! Mourn the end of Fall by drinking this “Pumpkin Head” Fireball whiskey Amaretto apple cider Pumpkin pumpkin spice BONUS: Serve in a hollowed out mini pumpkin Follows us on IG...2020-10-271h 23
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 29 - “The Witch’s Gift” (The Blair Witch Project) ft. The R.I.P. PodcastThe missing podcasters of The R.I.P. Podcast return to regale us with the totally “true story” of 1999’s The Blair Witch Project! Don’t open this bundle of sticks unless you want “The Witch’s Gift” Hot Chocolate rum or bourbon Cinnamon stick man (or pretzels, we won’t judge) marshmellow bits with grenadine or strawberry sauce to for some flesh-like goodness Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https...2020-10-201h 49
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 28 - “Crystal Lake” (Friday the 13th) ft. Patrick ZacIt’s a family affair in more ways than one when we’re joined by Alenka’s brother and horror fiction writer, Patrick Zac to discuss 1980’s, Jason-less (sort of), Friday the 13th! You better know how to swim when jumping into “Crystal Lake” Blue caracao Vodka Drops of grenadine Sprig of rosemary Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-10-131h 44
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 27 - “The Monster” (Frankenstein) ft. Katelyn MolgardWe talk about *checks notes* “Henry” Frankenstein with the spookily talented member of Bad Waitress, Katelyn Molgard! “IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!” Be like the good doctor himself and create your own “Monster” Take whatever is left in your liquor cabinet and throw it all together Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-10-061h 36
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 26 - “Kill It With Fire” (The Thing) ft. Kelly McNeelyIn our first #SpookyMovieMonth episode, iHorror writer and the Creepy Crafter herself, Kelly McNeely joins us to talk about the gooey mound of rotting flesh that is John Carpenter’s The Thing! Before you drink, make sure you “Kill It With Fire” 2 glasses with vodka, green melon liqueur, vermouth, soda water, lemon/lime juice 1 glass with green melon liqueur, vermouth and A LOT of overproof alcohol (>60%) Get a friend to mix them around (or conveniently forget your self) Light each one on fire before you drink. Remember, YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY Follows...2020-09-291h 25
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 25 - “The Mood Ring” (My Girl) ft. Samantha PolzinIn her triumphant return to the podcast, Samantha Polzin gets only slightly tipsy while recounting one of her fav films from the 90s, My Girl! We’ve put on our Mood Rings and we think we might die Gin AND Whiskey Soda water Spoonful of honey Squeeze of lemon/lime Garnish with blueberries Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-09-221h 33
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 24 - “Governing Dynamics” (A Beautiful Mind) ft .TJ & Hailey RectorAlenka is confused by smol pens when we talk 2001’s A Beautiful Mind. Praising Russel Crowe’s aging ability are siblings TJ & Hailey Rector! If math confuses you, then this drink doesn’t help Vodka Cranberry accompanied by 3 empty shot glasses Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-09-151h 57
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 23 - “Strawberry Fields” (Across the Universe) ft. Hayden FinkelshtainAll your rose-coloured memories of this Beatles-stravaganza are absolutely destroyed when Hayden Finkelshtain joins us to discuss 2007’s Across the Universe! Hey Jude! Don’t be A BIG BABY! Drink some “Strawberry Fields” Gin or Vodka Smashed Strawberries with basil Soda water Squeeze of lemon Garnish with a stabbed strawberry Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-09-082h 04
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 22 - “King Paimon’s Favourite” (Hereditary) ft. Nicholas ArnoldAlenka gets all kinds of scared (specifically by Toni Collette’s face) when we talk 2018’s Hereditary! Joining us on this episode is the multi-talented and hilarious Nicholas Arnold! Warning, only drink this drink if you’re definitely not allergic to any of the ingredients or you may become “King Paimon’s Favourite” Chocolate smoothie or milkshake Spiked with rum Just a hint of peanut butter Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your pod2020-08-251h 56
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 21 - “Coffee with Aliens” (Arrival) ft. Cale CroweAlenka tries her best to learn “Heptapod”, when we delve into 2016’s Arrival. Helping her out on this episode is singer/songwriter, and definitely not a professor of linguistics, Cale Crowe! After drinking this “Coffee with Aliens”, you’ll definitely start to perceive all of time. Black Coffee Kraken Rum Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-08-181h 34
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 20 - "Vichy Water" (Casablanca) ft. Reid VanierIt’s episode TWENTY BAYBEEEE! To mark this historic moment, we’re talking about the classic 1942 film Casablanca. We’ve brought on our Podfather himself, Reid Vanier; host of the The Doctor DC Podcast and a producer of our network, Brain Freeze Podcasts. We’re not tossing this “Vichy Water” in the trash French Brandy Jägermeister Mix them together for German occupation or drink them separately for revolution! BONUS: Serve it in a coupe glass and feel extra dainty Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It ...2020-08-111h 29
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 19 - “Triple Axel” (I, Tonya) ft. Rebecca YoungIt’s another #truestory time as we breakdown “the incident” surrounding 2017’s I, Tonya. Joining us to celebrate (or denigrate) the notorious Tonya Harding is Descendants Brewery trivia host and Laughs on Tap member Rebecca Young! We’re a little bit country club and a little bit white trash while drinking the “Triple Axel” Whiskey or bourbon Champagne Top with shaved ice and lemon juice BONUS: Be like Will and accidentally buy sparkling red wine instead! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to...2020-08-041h 54
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 18.5 - “Toula Got Her Groove Back: Part 2" (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) ft. HerbeaverWe’re back with Herbeaver to go real deep on family relations in the second half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding! We’re all feeling the effects the Ouzo at this point BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss to make yourself a “Gus Portokalos” Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-07-281h 21
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 18 - “Toula Got Her Groove Back: Part 1" (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) ft. HerbeaverIT’S A BIG FAT GREEK TWO PARTER! We discuss Nia Vardalos’ glow up in the first half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding with our hilarious friends Heather, Mallory and Katie of the Toronto sketch comedy group HERBEAVER! We’re keeping it simple and authentic for this episode’s drink Ouzo BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss to make yourself a “Gus Portokalos” Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast a...2020-07-2159 min
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 17 - “Prom Queen” (Carrie) ft. Rebecca Zehr“THEY’RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!” Our old friend, Rebecca Zehr, founder of Laughs on Tap joins us to talk a little too much about Sissy Spacek’s “dirty pillows” in 1976’s Carrie! Embody the “Prom Queen” herself with our tasty drink Rum Scoop of vanilla icecream Drizzle with any kind of red sauce/grenadine BONUS; if you’re feeling a little hungry, fry up a slice of bacon to top it! Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Se...2020-07-142h 08
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 16 - “Pour Some Chigurh On Me” (No Country for Old Men) ft. Dylon NouvionAlenka’s housemate Dylon regales us with his animated retelling of the Coen Brothers’ Oscar winning neo-western No Country for Old Men! Unlike Javier Bardem, this drink does not feature a shitty bowl cut Take any alcohol and mix it with milk Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-07-072h 01
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 15 - “Baymax” (Big Hero Six) ft. Christopher Seeney & Tamlynn BrysonThis week, we mansplain our way through 2014’s Big Hero 6! Joining us on our journey through San Fransokyo are our good friends (or arch nemesis’?) Chris and Tamlynn from Cookie Biscuits Comedy! Just like the lovable “Baymax”, our drink is fluffy and strong Marshmallows soaked in vodka for 24hrs Mix in Irish Cream Top with any red fruit you want! (We chose raspberries) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podc2020-06-301h 57
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 14 - “Red Clay” (Crimson Peak) ft. Danny MorrisonINCEST! Now that we’ve got your attention, please listen to this week’s episode featuring Danny Morrison, host of the popular YouTube channel MutantMuseum! Danny brings his A-game of funny voices to describe 2015’s Crimson Peak, starring Doug Jones and only Doug Jones. On this episode, we’re throwing back some “Red Clay”s Whiskey Grenadine Any Red juice! (Seriously, anything red you can think of, just chuck it in) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen I...2020-06-231h 38
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 13 - “Quid Pro Quo” (The Silence of the Lambs) ft. Orla McNelisOn this episode we go skin deep (okay, that was a bad one) into 1991’s The Silence of the Lambs! Joining us to discuss this classic, albeit somewhat problematic movie is cohost of The Recommendation Game, Orla McNelis! In what is quite possibly our most disgusting drink to date, we’re slurping down the “Quid Pro Quo” Vodka vermouth A “nice” chianti Lemon juice Garnish with some fava beans BONUS GROSSNESS: whip up the bean juice into a frothy bean cream to top the drink with! You WILL regret it! Follows us on...2020-06-162h 18
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 12 - “G&T Barnum” (The Greatest Showman) ft. Dan BrennemanP.T. Barnum; charming champion of human rights or gross exploiter of the oppressed? Either way, we love Hugh Jackman. To help us decide we brought on Dan Brenneman of the Giamatti! Giamatti! Giamatti! Podcast, as we answer the ultimate question; is Paul Giamatti in this movie? Today we’re drinking “G&T Barnum” Classic Gin & Tonic presented in the “freakiest” glass you own Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your po2020-06-091h 48
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 11 - “The Berg” (The Social Network) ft. Jared Stryker & Kieron HiggsAlenka gets real heated about how lame Eduardo Saverin is in David Fincher’s The Social Network! Joining us to make fun of all the Sorkinisms is Jared Stryker & Kieron Higgs from Laughs On Tap! Just like Facebook, our drink is addictive, blue and definitely not selling all of your information; it’s “The Berg” Gin as bitter as Jesse Eisenbergs portrayal Blue curacao for how much of a sad boi he is Squeeze of lemon juice for that sour look of his Finish it off with splash of Voss sparkling water (for Winkle...2020-05-261h 57
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 10 - "10 Shots I Hate About This Movie" (10 Things I Hate About You) ft. Rachel BarnaIt’s Mean Girls meets Shakespeare! (but, like, way before Mean Girls) All apologies to Allison Janney, we’re talking about 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You! Reluctantly drinking with us is our good friend Rachel Barna! Go straight back to high school with “10 Shots I Hate About This Movie” Jose Cuervo That’s it Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!2020-05-191h 34
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 09 - "Vindictive Little Bitch" (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) ft. TayLynnWe’re back for more Kate Winslet in 2004’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! Joining us for this mind fuck of movie is Canadian singer-songwriter TayLynn! Prepare to lose all memory of our collection of colourful cocktails, dubbed “Vindictive Little Bitch” Green Melon Liqueur Blue Sour Puss A Screwdriver (orange juice & vodka) Whiskey & cranberry (If you’re a better mixologist than Will, the real trick is layering all these drinks in one cup!) Follow us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can l...2020-05-121h 14
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 08.5 - “Room for Two: Part 2" (Titanic) ft. Karen Scobie & Steven VlahosWe jump back into the second half of our Titanic series with our friends Karen & Steven to find out once and for all what happens when big boats hit big icebergs. (SPOILER: this one didn’t end so well) Once again, our guests are getting silly drinking the “Room for Two” JACK and Coke A tall glass of ROSÉ Two shots each of Iceberg Vodka Serve it on a door (or not a door? A door frame? A wall panel?) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @havent_seen_it...2020-05-051h 15
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 08 - “Room for Two: Part 1" (Titanic) ft Karen Scobie & Steven VlahosGet out that Double VHS set, it’s a two parter! Karen Scobie & Steven Vlahos of Evelyn Eleven Production and The Theatre Circuit join us in recollecting James Cameron’s 1997 classic Titanic! Hear Karen and Steven drown in “Room for Two” JACK and Coke A tall glass of ROSÉ Two shots each of Iceberg Vodka Serve it on a door (or not a door? A door frame? A wall panel?) Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @havent_seen_it You can listen to Haven’t Seen...2020-04-281h 04
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 07 - “THAT Scene” (Psycho) ft. The R.I.P. Podcast“A movie podcast is a boys best friend”. Agents Rob and Shawna of the Roadhouse Investigative Patrol Podcast join us to scare the sh*t out of Alenka with 1960’s Psycho! Make your mother proud and try “THAT Scene”. Tub like bowl with soda water as a base Splashes of cranberry juice for that bloody effect Vodka. Lots of Vodka Wrapped it up with a shower curtain. Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @havent_seen_it You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywh...2020-04-211h 30
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 06 - “The Bigger Boat” (Jaws) ft. The Chill Spot Podcastduunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun DUN DUN! We fight a f***in shark with The Chill Spot Podcast in this weeks episode! We dive deep into 1975’s Jaws! Drink along with Sam and Cam by making your own “Bigger Boat”. Gravy Boat filled with soda water A generous amount of blue Caracao As many shots of Gin as it takes to fight a shark Drops of grenadine, you know, for blood OPTIONAL: use some duct tape to make a shark fin for some thematic fun. Follows us on IG & F...2020-04-141h 38
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 05 - “Cheadle Uncredited” (Ocean’s Eleven) ft. Zach ParsonsWe wade through Brad Pitt’s frosted tips in 2001’s Ocean’s Eleven. Joining us is ¼ of Big Cake Comedy, and composer of our sick theme song (inspired by the aforementioned movie perhaps?), Zach Parsons! Today we’re drinking a Zach created Old Fashioned we’re dubbing “Cheadle Uncredited”. (You’ll find out why) 2 fingers bourbon bitters Simple syrup Dark blueberries and red maraschino cherries for some playing card flavours Light some cinnamon sticks on fire and smoke that MF glass Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @havent_seen_it 2020-04-071h 40
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 04 - “Domorita” (The Fast and the Furious) ft. Griffin McInnesPink slips, DVD players and RACE WARS!.. Wait what? We jump into The Fast and the Furious with Griffin McInnes, associate artistic director of Outside the March theatre. We’re putting the pedal to the metal this week with the “Domorita” Full can of NOS energy drink, poured in a glass 2 (or 3, or 6) shots of tequila A touch of lemon juice 1 bottle of corona, upside down to form the gear shifter Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @havent_seen_it You can listen to Haven’t...2020-03-311h 54
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 03 - "The Colosseum" (Gladiator) ft. Derek McGillJoin us in Elysium to hear all about Gladiator! Ridley Scott’s epic gets a new soundtrack in this week’s episode featuring our good friend Derek McGill of Laughs On Tap! Derek faces his fear of red wine with this week’s drink “The Colosseum” 2 bottles of SPANISH red wine 1 bottle of rum 1 carton of orange juice An assortment of cut-up fruit (your choice, cause you deserve it) *FOR FUN* why not throw in some little toy animals and fighting men to really get that authentic experience! Follows us on IG & FB...2020-03-241h 27
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 01 - “Down the Rabbit Hole” (The Matrix) ft. Ryan MaksymicOn our very first episode we talk agents, oracles and ones. That's right, we break down The Matrix with Big Cake Comedy's Ryan Maksymic! Today we're drinking "Down the Rabbit Hole" 1 Shot Red Sour Puss 1 Shot Blue Curacao Take your pick and drop that bad boy into a glass of vodka and Sprite or Mountain Dew. Follow Haven't Seen It Podcast on Insta, Twitter, and Facebook (@haventseenitpodcast) and listen on your favourite podcast app!2020-03-101h 26
Haven't Seen It PodcastIntroducing HAVEN'T SEEN IT PODCASTHello world! Introducing the Haven't Seen It Podcast with Alenka and Will! We're exploring the big wide world of popular movies through the eyes of Alenka who, you guessed it, hasn't seen them! Each week our guests retell the stories of some of your favourite movies in their own words, all the while getting slowly intoxicated by Will's drinks. It's a fun time and we hope you'll tune in. OUR FIRST EPISODE IS OUT TUESDAY, MARCH 10TH! So check us out and follow us @haventseenitpodcast2020-02-0501 min