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hey squirrels30 minute squirrel guided meditationtake a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”.p.s. do you feel relaxed?
2025-04-0236 minhey squirrelsour eras tourwe’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games an even crazier fashion choices! p.s. if you had to choose one, which thomas sister era would you become friends with?
2025-03-1951 minhey squirrelscrashing out over kit conners bicephave you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite rat, ricky gormet. p.s. is this normal?
2025-02-2656 minhey squirrelswe feel the irritability in our headsdo you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obsession, and the goodwill bins.p.s. does lilah have ADHD?
2025-02-1240 minhey squirrelsthis has to be a prank (where is susan b anthony?!)we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office.
p.s. kamala harris if you see this please come give us a hug
2025-01-2157 minhey squirrelsmen’s skulls are coming at us (happy new year)new year new me? drew starkey’s new hair agrees! after a long break we are finally back and ready to chitter! this week is all about new years aspirations (not resolutions) and a whole lot of catching up! join us we talk about christmas, hazel starting hair school, bleached brows and men’s protruding sculls. p.s. our christmas gift to all men is a bottle of toner and purple shampoo (your welcome)
2025-01-0845 minhey squirrelswe're holding space (we didn't know this was happening)we're holding a lot of space for the lyrics of defying gravity… well hazel is at least. this week is a plethora of “that’s really powerful” moments. join us as we gab about the way jonathan bailey says perfect, crying at christmas songs, and celebrities turned trump supporters.
p.s. kit conner please get us to new york
2024-12-1033 minhey squirrelswe love a man with a little bowafter a week of grieving we are back and better than ever. this week, left disappointed and angry after the results of the election, we are looking for something jolly and bright. welcome to our impossible christmas lists. join us as we talk about the men we are obsessed with, who we would freaky friday, celebrity private instagrams, and lilah missing her two front teeth.
p.s are you ready to rock around the christmas tree?
2024-11-1959 minhey squirrelswe're so glad we got the "chonce" to love one directionafter the heartbreaking death of liam payne, were taking the time to reminisce on the years we spent loving one direction. if your not a fan this episode is not for you. join us as we talk about conspiracy theories, wattpad fanfiction, and our dedication to being directioners. thank you one direction for making our childhood.
p.s. you're a looser
2024-10-291h 01hey squirrelseliza hamilton is mothertoday we did not talk less and smile more... we yapped for 45 minutes about the musical hamilton. this week is all about our founding fathers and mothers slaying boots down on stage. join us as we talk about arron burr's threats, the schuyler sister's zodiac signs, and quiz each other on the US presidents.
p.s. do you wanna be in the room where it happens?
2024-10-0842 minhey squirrelsbe heard, be strong, be proud!*eagle noise* squirrels it is time to get your asses to the ballot box and vote! this week we are hyped up for a late night chat. join us as we talk about lilah's first week of senior year, ways to stop doom scrolling, and the reality of kids not knowing about the five loves of our lives... one direction.
p.s. do you know how many horses died in the great molasses flood?
2024-09-1753 minhey squirrelsback to school blueshazel hated school... with an incredibly burning passion she has yet to find anywhere else. this week we talk all about that back to school feeling (horror) and everything that comes with it. join us as we gab about our adventures at the waterpark, JB junior, and our last week of summer fun before lilah starts her senior year.
p.s. do you get anxious at the thought of sending your unborn child off to kindergarden?
2024-09-0440 minhey squirrelsyou just got punk'd!you. just. got. PUNK'D! this week we are feeling down in the dumps about our shitty summer and waiting for our saving grace (patrick dempsey) to show up out of the blue. join us as we rap gracie abrams lyrics, fret about becoming cougars, and brainstorm punking ideas.
p.s. steer clear of chris brown
2024-08-2052 minhey squirrelsrat summerwe are truly workin it, no really... we are ALWAYS at work. this week we gab all about summer, and this one is starting to sound really ratty. join us as we talk about our past flings sudden marriages, the lifelong addiction of a thumb sucker, and our flop summer. have you seen the rat girl running the city of kennebunkport?
p.s. girlies listen to your gut
2024-08-0636 minhey squirrelsa thank you letter to the justice clothing brandwe've been hotties... from the day we were born to the day we walked into a justice store for the first time we were destined to be absolute divas. this week as we talk about y2k room makeovers, hots and nots, and the lifelong battle with your past selves. so put on your favorite neon justice top and buckle up because this episode takes you on a thomas sisters timeline you will never forget.p.s. be honest, were the birth stories too much?
2024-07-2358 minhey squirrelscharli xcx stole sophia graces identitythis week we are feeling like complete brats... join us as we talk about charli xcx, camp being an adjective, and the original spoiled girls of our generation. p.s. do you think hazels raspy voice is hot?
2024-07-1043 minhey squirrelswhat it's like to be business women (we are in a fight)squirrels, have you ever tried to run a business? don't. this week we are having a little bit of a sister feud. join us as we talk about jealousy, DUI's, and our favorite color (justin beiber purple).
p.s. do not cut side bangs!
2024-06-2542 minhey squirrelsplease please please don't come near us lil huddywhile trying to understand the meaning behind sabrina carpenders new song "please please please" this week we had quite a chuckle. join us as we unpack new songs, new books, and a whole lot of hate for lil huddy. if you were dating barry keogan would you tell him to stay inside?
p.s updates coming soon on how to become a mermaid
2024-06-1143 minhey squirrelslilah's boyfriend shaved his head! (he doesn't even know she exists)we're back! did you miss us? cause we missed you! this week we're playing catch-up, discussing beards and buzz cuts, and picking sides. do you know what y2k stands for?
p.s. there are challengers spoilers in this episode
2024-05-2144 minhey squirrelsis taylor swift insane?this week hazel, lilah, and their dog banjo have their listenng ears on. coachella and taylor swift's new album is all we can talk about. join us as we explain the complicated science behind how to make toast in a toaster oven, and the joy of a good gossip session.
p.s. don't listen to this episode if you aren't a swiftie
2024-04-2637 minhey squirrelsshe wrote about him in her journal!this week we talk about men who rocked our worlds at thirteen. lilah shares and intimate journal entry about a certain man who changed her life while hazel has a deep conversation about turning twenty.
p.s. theo james if you hear this please slide into lilahs dms
2024-04-0551 minhey squirrelswe were weird kids.welcome back squirrels! this week we talk about random things we hate, men who are obsessed with chalk, and green beans. let us know if you were a weird kid too.
p.s: please don’t judge us
2024-03-2251 minhey squirrelswelcome squirrels!welcome to our first episode squirrels! on a trip to boston, massachusetts we chit chat about all the random things we’ve been thinking about this week. we can’t wait for you to listen and we hope you enjoy!
2024-03-0840 min