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Hive With Us PodcastEp 537: Having A Seller Invest In Their Own DealIn this episode of The Hive With Us Podcast, host Daniel Martinez is joined by special guests Kyle Thompson and returning guest Paul Montelongo. They delve into interesting and challenging real estate deals, sharing their experiences and insights into property management, negotiations, and the importance of thoroughness in the real estate business.
Chapter 1: Introduction and Previous Episode Recap (0:00 - 1:22)
Daniel introduces the guests and briefly recaps the previous episode with Paul Montelongo, encouraging listeners to check it out for insights on multifamily properties, life, and marriage.
Chapter 2...2024-07-0410 min
Hive With Us PodcastEp 534: Buying Value Add Multi Family In TexasIn this episode of The Hive With Us Podcast, host Daniel Martinez and co-host Kyle Thompson welcome special guest Paul Montelongo. They discuss Paul's extensive experience in real estate investing, focusing on his strategies, the impact of the pandemic on his business, and his approach to mindset and mentorship. The conversation also delves into Paul's personal journey and his dynamic partnership with his wife, Leticia.
Chapter 1: Introduction and Guest Overview (0:00 - 2:14)
Daniel and Kyle introduce Paul Montelongo, who provides a brief overview of his real estate investing background, including...2024-07-041h 09
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El Lugar CorrectoEl futuro de RH en la era Digital y las IA con David Montelongo
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PERO QUERIAS SER DOCTORPERO QUERIAS SER DOCTOR #16 - MAURICIO MONTELONGO (ELDOCTOREME)En este capitulo platicamos con Mauricio Montelongo, estudiante de medicina, creador de contenido, el proceso de hacer tu curriculum desde que estas estudiando, trabajar con la ONU en medio del COVID-19, los amigos que te rodean, como quisieras ser recordado y una historia de terror.2021-11-301h 26
ur fave bad moviepatreon preview: "death proof" solo commentarystrap in because jo daniel montelongo goes on a JOURNEY during this movie. we're talking behind-the-scenes trivia, dissection of horror, and jo's fast & furious spin-off.
make sure you head over to patreon.com/urfavebadmovie and subscribe to the villain tier to hear this and future solo commentaries. thank you for your support!
you can follow jd on twitter: @jd_montelongo, on instagram: @jdmontelongo, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.2021-02-0405 min
ur fave bad movie28: van helsing w/ heather eaton"hair. tits. eyebrows. kate beckinsale"
happy new year, bitches. glad to make our return with an action-packed episode featuring celebrated caucasian, heather eaton, who joins us today to discuss 2004's "van helsing", as well as the nipple-less vampire brides of dracula, the folklore and mythology of eastern cultures, and the ultimate sunshine baby that is kate beckinsale.
you can follow jd on twitter: @jd_montelongo, on instagram: @jdmontelongo, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have a patreon! make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie.2021-01-2859 min
Remodeled LoveEpisode 2: Our Polyamory Story, Part 2 (The Cliffhanger)In this episode of Remodeled, Jessica & Joe pick up right from where they left off in Episode 1 -- answering all of the questions that guest host JD Montelongo wants to know: How do you create rules and boundaries for yourselves when exploring polyamory? What happens if one partner is more eager to experiment with polyamory than the other? What's the difference between "open relationships" and "polyamory"? Did any of your "rules" evolve over time? What rules do you have around sex itself? Are you allowed to deny your partner's choice of partner? Do you have to meet your partner's...2020-12-2847 min
ur fave bad movie27: monster-in-law w/ cody landman"i just wanted to see selena mess up this white woman's life"
sweetheart cody landman joins us on the show today to talk 2005's monster-in-law. we also talk about choosing between amanda peet films and anything else, the old lady in cody's theatre, and livetweeting your wanda sykes emotions.
make sure you follow cody on twitter @cody_landman and on instagram @cody_landman
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have a patreon! make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie.2020-11-0500 min
ur fave bad movie26: stay alive w/ ryan larson"it seems like a mcg movie"
if you're as obsessed with teen dramas as you are with horror films, work hard to provide marginalized voices with opportunities in the horror world, and get asked to talk about the werewolf movie cursed all the time, you might be ryan larson. this wonderful person joins jd today to talk about 2006's stay alive, a video game movie that was both ahead of its time and incredibly dated. okay, and we talk a little bit about cursed too.
make sure you follow ryan larson on twitter @ryanlarson...2020-10-3100 min
ur fave bad movie25: all about steve w/ courtney ropp"i got clocked by the deaf girl."
if you love an actor giving their all to a role, you're gonna love 2009's all about steve. filmmaker courtney ropp joins jd to talk about random facts, sandra bullock's razzie, and why you should be watching band ladies on highball.tv.
make sure you follow courtney on instagram @courtcourtoa and her pilot @thenestpilot.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have a patreon! make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie.2020-09-1138 min
Welcome to Prime Time: A Charity MiniseriesS1E12: The End of the World (w/ Joe Daniel Montelongo)This show exists entirely because of your donations!To earn an episode, donate to The Okra Project here: https://www.artsbusinesscollaborative.org/asp-products/the-okra-project-sponsored-project/Then send a screenshot of your receipt to w2ptpod@gmail.com, or DM me on social media (Twitter @itsrainingbrens and Instagram @theburningclem)This week’s Patron is Laura Freeze!On this episode, Joe Daniel Montelongo (Ur Fave Bad Movie) returns to discuss the return of the phrase “little girl,” George Lazenby, and the world’s most unguessable ending!Follow Joe Daniel on Twitter @joedanielbb and Inst...2020-08-2800 min
ur fave bad movie24: just one of the guys w/ ashley marie james"just the tits"
uncle vino and dumb bitch are here to tell you about how hbo gave us life, our experiences in boys lockerrooms, and debate whether to show tits or not. i guess we're also talking about 1985's just one of the guys.
you can follow ashley on instagram @ladymc.b_
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have a patreon! make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie.
2020-08-2833 minWelcome to Prime Time: A Charity MiniseriesS1E11: Do Dreams Bleed? (w/ Joe Daniel Montelongo)This show exists entirely because of your donations!To earn an episode, donate to The Okra Project here: https://www.artsbusinesscollaborative.org/asp-products/the-okra-project-sponsored-project/Then send a screenshot of your receipt to w2ptpod@gmail.com, or DM me on social media (Twitter @itsrainingbrens and Instagram @theburningclem)This week’s Patron is Ginny Harmon!On this episode, we’re joined by Joe Daniel Montelongo (Ur Fave Bad Movie) to talk sexy clarinets, crop top homages, and the Coach Illuminati!Follow Joe Daniel on Twitter @joedanielbb and Instagram @pettyprincejrF...2020-08-2500 min
ur fave bad movie23: the mangler w/ johnny donaldson"the only scholarly discussion on the mangler"
if you enjoy charming people doing their best ted levine impressions while discussing tomato sauce-covered films, doing ghost dabs with tobe hooper, and the fake concept of virgin id, you're gonna love listening to writer johnny donaldson and host joe daniel montelongo break down italian slasher movie in disguise, the mangler.
make sure you follow johnny on twitter @johnnydonaldson and read his work over on daily grindhouse.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have...2020-07-3043 min
ur fave bad moviepatreon preview: batman & robin commentary w/ neil & amanda fanninwe have a patreon! watch the announcement on YouTube and make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie. this is a preview for july's audio commentary.
previous guests amanda fannin (2x16: simply irrestible) and neil fannin (2x14: friday the 13th (2009)) provide us with an audio commentary on 1997's batman & robin. we talk ice puns, hairstyle changes, and questionable accents.
make sure you follow amanda on twitter @mandy_lyner.
you can find neil on twitter @neilfannin and on instagram @neilfannin.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr...2020-07-2809 min
ur fave bad movie22: glitter w/ shivaun landeros"i got your back-up vocals, bitch"
the incredibly talented shivaun landeros joins us today to talk all things mariah carey and 2001's glitter. we talk about the sensational album for this movie, some out the outfit choices that were made, and how black people make everything better.
make sure you follow shivaun on instagram and twitter @ohhshivaun, and stream her single 'you + me' wherever you get your music.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
we have a patreon! watch the announcement on...2020-07-0930 min
ur fave bad moviepatreon commentary 2 (preview) - high school musical 2 w/ mckinley chesleywe have a patreon! watch the announcement on YouTube and make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie. this is a preview for july's audio commentary.
previous guest mckinley chesley (1x01: high school musical) provides us with an audio commentary on 2007's high school musical 2. we thirst over zac efron, we sing off-key frequently, and we accidentally get incredibly drunk.
listen to mckinley's podcasts, misquotes podcast and for the birds, or follow her on twitter: @kinchesley and instagram: @kinleychesley.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd...2020-07-0707 min
ur fave bad movie21: batman & robin w/ joe daniel montelongo"we've just always hated strong women who were right"
special guest host jessica levity chats with joe daniel montelongo about the queer camp classic, batman & robin. we talk queer radicalization, comic book gatekeepers, and 90's feminism.
rest in peace, joel schumacher
follow jessica on twitter: @urfavhypocrite and listen to her podcasts, part of homeslice productions. you can find her patreon here
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.2020-07-0246 min
ur fave bad moviepatreon commentary 1 (preview) - scary movie 3 w/ kaitlin reillywe have a patreon! watch the announcement on YouTube and make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie. this is a preview for june's audio commentary.
previous guest kaitlin reilly (1x06: seed of chucky) graces us with an audio commentary on 2003's scary movie 3. we talk scary movie trauma, sing the praises of anna faris and regina hall, and quote as much of the movie as we possibly can.
follow kaitlin on twitter @reillytweets and listen to her podcast the riverdale register.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram...2020-06-1606 min
ur fave bad movieseason special: "i wanna be a little shitty for like a second"thank you for an incredible season two! here's a little treat for being loyal listeners.
thank you to the awesome people who guested on the show!
charlotte hornbarger
tawny robinson
ryan kelly
neil fannin
ian sorensen
amanda fannin
gaia orr
taryn gomez
brennan klein
triny barraza
we have a patreon! watch the announcement on YouTube and make a pledge at https://www.patreon.com/urfavebadmovie.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
see you...2020-05-2313 min
ur fave bad movie20: how the grinch stole christmas w/ triny barraza"what happens when you listen to a girl"
i'm feeeeeeeling so excited to have triny barraza on our season finale to praise the gospel of 2000's how the grinch stole christmas. she talks about the best christmas gift she ever received, why the people who don't like this movie don't like christmas, and shares her theory on what happened to the who that ended up in grinchville.
make sure you follow triny on instagram @pretty_triny.
we have a patreon! watch the announcement on YouTube and make a pledge at https...2020-05-1433 min
ur fave bad movie19: the greatest showman w/ brennan klein"the condensed milk of entertainment"
y'all are so lucky that brennan klein took some time away from his successful podcasts attack of the queerwolf and scream 101 to distract y'all from the horrors of the world by talking about about 2017's the greatest showman. we cover it all: bill condon's relationship with ryan murphy, the strong kate mckinnon vibes from some of the cast, and a history of zac efron's on-screen kisses.
make sure you follow brennan on twitter @itsrainingbrens , instagram @theburningclem, and his shows @queerwolfpod and @scream101pod.
you can follow jd on...2020-05-0733 min
ur fave bad movie18: hobbs & shaw w/ taryn gomez"the water is just like space but on earth"
funniest person alive taryn gomez is here to let y'all know how she plans on infiltrating the fast & furious franchise (and thus, dwayne johnson's marriage), how she feels about the lack of hobbs and shaw liplocking, and how homophobic sacramento is. she's also here to talk to you about 2019's hobbs & shaw, a delightfully bonkers movie.
make sure to follow taryn on instagram @taryngmz and twitter @taryngmz. special shoutout to guest producer jessica levity. make sure you catch her episode of the pod and...2020-04-3035 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast78: There's a Naked Baby OutsideCome along once again as JD and Paige avoid talking about the girls but eventually get around to it. Yay Quarantine Content.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!: off for this episode2020-04-241h 21
ur fave bad movie17: crossroads w/ gaia orr"early 2000's girl power 100%"
do you need an update on nick kroll? do you want to hear a plan to steal yet another academy award from amy adams? do you need someone to explain to you the high art britney spears is performing on her instagram? well thank goodness gaia orr is here to give you exactly what you're clamouring for. she's also here to talk to you about 2002's crossroads, a film of pure star power.
make sure you listen to gaia's podcast, for the birds, and follow her on twitter @gaiadinnertime. let's get...2020-04-2436 min
ur fave bad movie16: simply irresistible w/ amanda fannin"omg, smg"
do you know what meal you'd prepare to make someone fall in love with you? thankfully, amanda fannin is here to help you figure it out while we talk 1999's simply irresistible, the thinking woman's rom-com. we go over what laws we've broken recently, how much we love patricia clarkson, and why amanda peet deserves better.
make sure you follow amanda on twitter @mandy_lyner.
you can follow the show on twitter @urfavebadmovie, and you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.2020-03-1958 min
ur fave bad movie15: babes in toyland w/ ian sorensen"research? or did i make it up?"
what it is, babes? are you lacking in adam driver content? do you want to hear what ian's parents threatened him with when he was younger? do you want to know how cats should have been made? well, we touch briefly on these subjects as ian sorensen joins the show to make you laugh, make you cry, and try to convince you why 1961's babes in toyland is worth your time.
get tickets for noises off at good luck macbeth! find the comedy collective at pioneer underground...2020-03-0532 min
ur fave bad movie14: friday the 13th w/ neil fannin"trent's day could not get any worse"
whaddup crybabies. are y'all ready to hear some thoughts on your favorite jason, who this movie is really about, and who should be in control of the series going forward? well you're in luck 'cause neil fannin is on the show today to discuss 2009's hotly debated remake, friday the 13th.
you can find neil on twitter @neilfannin and on instagram @neilfannin.
you can follow the show on twitter @urfavebadmovie, and you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
2020-02-2730 min
ur fave bad movie13: super mario bros. w/ ryan kelly"i love a dominant angel"
y'all better strap in for this episode of ur fave bad movie. ryan kelly is here to drop some movie knowledge on ya, give you a couple of impressions, and tell about how his dad long-conned him. ryan's chat with jd about 1993's super mario bros. gets zanier by the minute, and we hope you can keep up!
follow ryan on instagram and twitter @madryantist.
you can follow the show on twitter @urfavebadmovie, and you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd...2020-02-2028 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast76: Charlotte is a Jew NowLater that day, I got to thinking about tense relationships. And by that, I mean a relationship and its connection to the past, present, and future tense. At a certain age, we've all had relationships that are far from past perfect. But how much does that past relationship affect our dream of a future perfect? And as I became more and more tense I couldn't help but wonder can you get to a future if your past is present?
Sex and the City 6x03: The Perfect Present
Paige and JD are here to take over yo...2020-02-191h 44
ur fave bad movie12: twilight w/ tawny robinson"he's gaslighting you, girl!"
local stupid lamb tawny robinson joins sick, masochistic lion jd to talk everything that is 2008's twilight. this is the perfect episode for you if you have found yourself wondering how lesbian twitter was behind the resurgence of this film, how to shut dog people up, and if jd has seen this movie at all.
make sure you follow tawny on instagram @tawnath0r.
you can follow the show on twitter @urfavebadmovie, and you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on...2020-02-1326 min
ur fave bad movie11: the covenant w/ charlotte hornbarger"it's just a wet movie"
creepy goth princess charlotte hornbarger doesn't play around when it comes to magical foreplay, cgi balls, and a boujee cabin. in this episode, she and host jd gush over 2006's the covenant, a movie made for the girls and gays, and why it's the perfect fall film.
follow charlotte on instagram at @charhotbadder, and visit her website, https://pantheontrainingsystems.com/.
you can follow the show on twitter @urfavebadmovie, and you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
pop pop...2020-02-0631 minur fave bad moviebonus episode: academy award predictions (w/ misquotes podcast)hey, y'all! were you thinking to yourselves: i'd love it if jd could get some friends together and talk about current award nominees. well guess what? that's exactly what this is!
mckinley and frederick from misquotes podcast join me as we cover twelve of the catergories for this year's academy awards. make sure you head over to their show for the other twelve. you don't want to miss our picks, mostly because you don't want to miss the friendly wager we set up.
please enjoy this special episode and we'll see you for season...2020-01-3157 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast75: You Either Have the U-Haul or You Don'tSex and the City 6x02: Great Sexpectations
You know what it is. Your faves Jd and Paige are here to talk to you about keeping kosher, JD mistaking Summer Glau for Christina Ricci, and Charlotte's character growth, FINALLY.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!2020-01-2959 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast74: Beef AssSo, when it comes to finance and dating, I couldn't help but wonder, why do we keep investing?
Sex and the City 6x01: To Market, to Market
Happy New Year, Babes! We are so excited for our return to the show for the final season! Join JD and Paige as they cover their goals for the new year, check in with our favorite gals, and discuss the social obligations to have an affair.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and...2020-01-221h 16ur fave bad movieseason special: "when did this become a beyoncé podcast?"happy holidays, everyone!
thank you for an incredible season one. here's a little treat for being loyal listeners.
thank you to the awesome people who guested on the show!
mckinley chesley
tyler allen
trace thurman
naomi dixon
nolan mcbride
kaitlin reilly
frederick gautier
jessica levity
paige clarno
challen wright
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
see you next year!2019-12-2611 minur fave bad movie10: death race w/ challen wright"it's a race"
listen, you know how you've always wanted a movie that features equal parts homoerotic subtext and rampant homophobia? a movie with two leading ladies and one of them is a white woman looking to kill for profit? a movie that speeds by the plot to get to the bloody action sequences? well, jd and guest challen wright are here to tell you why 2008's "death race" deserves a second shot.
follow challen on twitter, insta, and letterboxd using @challenwright.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on...2019-12-1925 minur fave bad movie9: grease 2 w/ paige clarno"an acoustic boogaloo"
did you watch the end of grease and think: i need a semi-sequel, semi-remake that includes fiercer dance sequences, no nuance, and a hotter cast of characters? well, it's a good thing 1982's grease 2 is here to give you exactly what you want. follow paige on twitter: @paigeclarno and listen to our podcast, i couldn't help but podcast. you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.2019-12-1227 minur fave bad movie8: howard the duck w/ jessica levity"trust your birdness"
ur fave bad movie and your judgemental friend together at last, talking 1986's "howard the duck". jd and jessica levity talk bisexual heaven, duck boobs, and the amount of razzies this movie was nominated for!
head on over to buzzfeed to see how duck penises work!
follow jessica on twitter: @urfavhypocrite and listen to her podcasts, part of homeslice productions.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
trust your birdness!2019-12-0527 minur fave bad movie7: four brothers w/ frederick gautier"jack has fans"
happy thanksgiving! in this special episode, frederick gautier and jd montelongo give you something to listen to during your black friday escapades. our conversation about 2005's "four brothers" includes a white savior complex, mark wahlberg sitting on a toilet for two days, and some incredible praise for tyrese gibson.
follow frederick on twitter @frederick_vg and make sure to check out the two shows on his podcast network: misqoutes - a movie podcast and for the birds.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on...2019-11-2828 minur fave bad movie6: seed of chucky w/ kaitlin reilly"honestly i'm just happy to have the attention"
if you're into a doll masturbating to an issue of "fangoria", i don't know what's wrong with you but thankfully 2004's "seed of chucky" has you covered. writer kaitlin reilly and jd use this gory comedy to discuss gender identity, what angels sound like, and the threat level of something you can lock in a trunk. follow kaitlin on twitter @reillytweets and listen to her podcast the riverdale register. you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25. seed of chucky written and...2019-11-2126 minur fave bad movie5: spider-man 3 w/ nolan mcbride "i hope that baby's okay"
you want a movie with more characters and story lines than it can handle, homages to the horror movies you tell your friends you've seen, and a perfect douchey foil for peter parker? well, it's a good thing nolan mcbride and jd montelongo are here to talk to you about 2007's spider-man 3.
follow nolan on twitter @nolan_mcbride and listen to his podcast @deadringerspod.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
spider-man 3
directed by: sam raimi
...2019-11-1428 minur fave bad movie4: she's all that w/ naomi dixon"your lispy sister has more balls than you!"
1999's she's all that has got it all: a choreographed dance sequence at prom, a ginger pube pizza, and usher raymond as an omniscient narrator. naomi dixon can barely contain herself as she breaks down her fave bad movie.
follow naomi on twitter: @revivingdaria.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
she's all that
directed by: robert isscove
written by: r. lee fleming jr.
starring:
freddie prinze jr.
rachael...2019-11-0728 minur fave bad movie3: scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed w/ trace thurman"i worship at the altar of sarah michelle gellar"
if you like questionable outfits with questionable flatulence, an academy award winner's wagon of scripts, and your second-favorite character actor playing your childhood crush, you're gonna love this episode! underneath that scary mask is trace thurman, who joins jd to talk 2004's scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed.
follow trace on twitter: @tracedthurman and listen to his podcast, horror queers.
you can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed
directed by: raja gosnell
written...2019-10-3129 minur fave bad movie2: jem and the holograms w/ tyler allen"dad hologram from the grave? that is a choice!"
pop music aesthetics, a beat-boxing bb-8, and built-in pee breaks? 2015's jem and the holograms has everything you didn't know you needed, and guest tyler allen is excited to share why this is his fave bad movie.
listen to tyler's podcast, two white guys talking film, or follow him on twitter: @urfavebandsux and letterboxd: @tyler_a.
You can follow jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, and on letterboxd: @jdmonte25.
jem and the holograms
directed by: jon m. chu
written...2019-10-2429 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast73: Charlie Brown, Learn How to Identify a Fucking Feeling w/ Naomi Dixon and Tyler AllenThat night, I thought about what it takes to make a relationship work till death do us part. Most singles have more long-term success with friends. So maybe it is a better strategy to marry a friend. However, in the absence of sex, whether that's the arrangement, or just what happens after a few years, what distinguishes this companion from your many other companions? When it comes to saying "I do", is a relationship a relationship without the zsa zsa zsu? Or in Samantha's case, how much is a woman due for surviving the zsa zsa zsu?
S...2019-10-231h 22ur fave bad movie1: high school musical w/ mckinley chesley"troy and gabriella forever!"
if you like crème brûlée, karaoke at new year's, and disney channel original movies, then we're all in this together. mckinley chesley bopped her way to the top to talk about 2006's high school musical on our first episode! high school musical directed by: kenny ortega written by: peter barsocchini starring: zac efron vanessa hudgens ashley tisdale corbin bleu
listen to mckinley's podcast, misquotes podcast, or follow her on twitter: @kinchesley and instagram: @kinleychesley.
find jd on twitter: @joedanielbb, on instagram: @pettyprincejr, or on...2019-10-1722 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast72: What's! Your! Trauma! w/ Tawny RobinsonMore and more single women of a certain age are looking for a certain thing. And that certain thing does not necessarily involve a certain ring. We may have traded the little black book for a little black dress, and replaced the Ferrari with a Fendi. But in view of certain evidence, I had to wonder: Are we the new bachelors?
Sex and the City 5x07: The Big Journey
Yo, Yo, Yo! We are super excited to have our friend Tawny join us for this excellent episode. We talk about our bachelor tendencies, keeping a li...2019-10-162h 13
I Couldn't Help but Podcast71: [Being Called a 'Carrie'] Hurts My Feelings! With Kay JaynesSex and the City
5x06: Critical Condition
Welcome, Friends! Bisexual icon Kay Jaynes takes on both roles of co-host and guest star in this episode, where Kay and Paige discuss isolation specific to women, putting children in dryers to calm them, and controlling other people's narratives!
Find Kay on Facebook: Kay James or at the Carson City Ghost Walk.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno
Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2019-10-0952 minur fave bad moviewhat's ur fave bad movie?hello, friends!
welcome to ur fave bad movie, a podcast that celebrates the movies we love but are considered rotten by most.
if you have any comments, or want to talk about your fave bad movie, contact joe daniel montelongo at urfavebadmovie@gmail.com or find them on twitter at @pettyprincejr.
thanks for listening. 2019-10-0800 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast70: It's Not Ugly Buttered Rat w/ Amanda RiegerSex and the City 5x05: Plus One is the Loneliest Number
What's good, amigos? We are graced by guest star Amanda Rieger! Listen as we talk when to disclose your +1 to people, how shitty of a friend Carrie is, and Izaac Mizhari's special appearance in the episode!
Follow Amanda on Instagram: @hotbutteredrat Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com.
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!2019-09-2551 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast69: I Fuck with a Roasted Beet w/ Megan GardnerSex and the City 5x04: Cover Girl
What's good, amigos? We are excited to sit down with the supreme Megan Gardner. We spend the entire show giggling about the Brother Bear sequel no one saw, who would play Phil Collins in Genesis's Rocketman-type film, and the perfect plate: the steak salad.
Follow Megan on Instagram: @lavenderttown
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!2019-09-111h 19
I Couldn't Help but Podcast68: Beaver-Dammed w/ Wendy and AidenPeople go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: Hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?
Sex and the City 5x03: Luck Be An Old Lady
Wassup, Amigos! In this episode, we welcome Wendy and Aiden on the podcast to talk about live-action Dora the Explorer, holding spaces for straight white men, and how much anxiety you can pack into one body. Warning: There is some screeching this episode, so check your vol...2019-09-041h 06
I Couldn't Help but Podcast67: Doggo Snores w/ Jesse James Ziegler and Amanda McHenrySex and the City 5x02: Unoriginal Sin
Hello, Friendos! We are excited to sit down with Power Couple Jesse James Ziegler and Amanda McHenry to recast the Sex and the City gals, we talk about the harm in believing in love, and how we don't trust people based on their haircuts.
Follow Jesse and Amanda on Instagram: @sidewayseightprojects @amandabrittney and visit Amanda's shop online: https://popupapparel.shop/ Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Mon...2019-08-2846 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast66: This Is What Happens When You Put Two Furbies in Front of Each Other w/ Katie McDowellLater that night, I got to thinking about days gone by. That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts. The time before the baggage and break-ups and babies began to weigh us all down. I couldn't help but wonder: does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us? Or when it comes to being carefree single girls, have we missed the boat?
Sex and the City 5x01: Anchors Away
Welcome back to us! We are excited to premiere our super duper grool guest star season, starting with Katie McDowell. In...2019-08-2152 min
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 8: Guest Star Season IntroWe're back, bitches!
After a short hiatus, we decided to grace your ears with our sounds. Here's what we have been up to in the months we've been gone!
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno
Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2019-08-2108 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast65: I'm Abrasive (Season Finale)Later that night, I got to thinking about fate, that crazy concept that we're not really responsible for the course our lives take. That it's all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why, if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars, your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache, is preordered from some cosmic catalog, can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal Milky Way? I couldn’t help but wonder, can you make a mi...2019-05-0145 min
microTalkInto the Matrix: Fungal Biofilms with David AndesCandida albicans is the most common fungal infection of humans. C. albicans can cause superficial infections like thrush or vaginitis when it overgrows within healthy individuals, but it causes much more serious disease when it infects immunocompromised individuals. C. albicans can form a matrix-encased biofilm on indwelling medical devices that serves as a source to seed systemic infections in patients. Dr. David Andes is a professor at the University of Wisconsin and also the chief of Division of Infectious Disease who studies fungal infections. Dr. Andes talks about the problem of fungal biofilms and antifungal...2019-04-2547 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast64: This Is the AnthemLater that night, I got to thinking about fathers, or the lack of them. Some say a daughter's relationship with her father is the model for all her subsequent relationships with men. Is that just pop psychology, or is there some truth to it? And if you were given a less-than-perfect model, does it mean a life of less-than-perfect relationships? I couldn’t help but wonder, how much does a father figure figure?
Sex and the City 4x17: A Vogue Idea
In this episode, Paige and JD discuss Joe's celebrity status, the constrictions of marriage, and T...2019-04-2450 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast63: Alexa, Go the Fuck to SleepSo here I was, a 35 year old single woman with no financial security but many life experiences behind me. Did that mean nothing? After All, heartbreak and breakups are the hardest kind of work. So shouldn't there be some sort of credit for enduring them? And if not, how do you retain a sense of value when you have nothing concrete to show for it? Because at the end of yet another failed relationship, when all you have are war wounds and self doubt, you have to wonder, what's it all worth?
Sex and the City 4x16: Ri...2019-04-181h 03microTalkTrivia About Chlamydia: Sexually Transmitted Disease with Mary WeberChlamydia trachomatis is the most common sexually transmitted bacterial disease in the U.S. Chlamydia infections in women can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease, and in the worst cases ectopic pregnancy or sterility. C. trachomatis are obligate intracellular bacteria, which has made studying the genetics of virulence particularly difficult. Dr. Mary Weber is an assistant professor at the University of Iowa who studies C. trachomatis. Dr. Weber talks about some of the difficulties studying this unusual obligate intracellular bacterium, how recent advances are providing hope for new therapeutics and vaccines, why antibiotics are not sufficient...2019-03-2855 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast62: Oh, Honey. I'm Drunk, Not StupidAs progressive as our society claims to be, there are still certain life targets we’re all supposed to hit. Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile, you break out in a rash? Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? And do we really want these things? Or are we just programmed?
Sex and the City 4x15: Change of a Dress
In this episode, Paige and JD discuss our favorite play, how well being an cynical optimist is working out for P...2019-03-1345 minmicroTalkZebrafish in the Time of Cholera: Vibrio cholerae with Brian HammerVibrio cholerae causes a severe gastrointestinal illness that leads to massive fluid loss that can be fatal. These bacteria are normally found in the marine environment, but they can spread rapidly through human populations and cause large epidemics. V. cholerae are able to coordinate their activities by “talking” to each other through quorum sensing, and to eradicate competitors through a harpoon-like appendage that stabs and kills other bacteria. Dr. Brian Hammer is an associate professor at Georgia Institute of Technology who studies V. cholerae and its ability to coordinate activities with its friends and kill off...2019-03-071h 00
I Couldn't Help but Podcast61: Never Trust a Homosexual with Your SecretsLater, I started to think about restlessness and relationships. Once we found what we've been searching for, why are some of us reluctant to let go of our single selves? Is single life in New York such a constant flurry of fun and friends that settling down immediately fills us with the urge to shake things up again? And why does becoming part of a couple imply settling down? Maybe Oliver does have the key. We shouldn't expect to get everything from one man but instead, feel comfortable getting different things from different people. Although, at what point do...2019-03-061h 07
I Couldn't Help but Podcast60: I Would Suck So Much Dick for TacosI used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious poseurs. Now, I know. They're people who have recently moved in with someone. As I Looked around I wondered how many of them were mid-fight like myself. The hard thing about fighting in relationships, as opposed to Madison Square Garden, no referee. There's no one to tell you which comments are below the belt or when to go to your separate corners. As a result, someone usually gets hurt. And it seems, the closer a couple gets and the more ''stuff'' they...2019-02-271h 44
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 7: Not So Mini Oscar Episode w/ Ryan KellyHello, Everyone. Paige and Roommate Ryan set out to make a mini episode about the Oscars, and make a full size one instead! Come listen to all the hot takes and their picks for the 2019 Oscars
If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2019-02-201h 49
I Couldn't Help but Podcast59: World Peace AchievedIs it true what Charlotte said? Does anybody really know when it's right? And how do you know? Are there signs? Fireworks? Is it right when it feels comfortable or is comfortable a sign that there aren't any fireworks? Is hesitation a sign that it's not right or is it just a sign that you're not ready?
Sex and the City 4x12: Just Say Yes
In this episode, Paige and JD discuss the new Spice Girls tour, the answer to the food crisis, and go in on the terrible wedding industry.
Please send us y...2019-02-061h 49
Making It, Or What I Wish I knew5. We're Beard Actors Now with Ryan Spahn, Matthew Montelongo, and Lou LiberatoreThis week I'm talking to three great guys I had the pleasure of meeting while working on Daniel's Husband a couple years ago. Fresh off another run of the show, Ryan Spahn, Matthew Montelongo, and Lou Liberatore talk to me about their careers as working actors, and what they've learned along the way
2019-02-0400 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast58: Your Body is a Perfect Metaphor for the United States of AmericaSo many roads, so many detours. So many choices, so many mistakes. As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. When that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda buckle up, and just keep going. As we speed along this endless road to the destination called ''Who We Hope To Be'', I can't help but whine, are we there yet?
Sex and the City 4x11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
In this episode, JD burps right away so trigger waning. Paige and JD...2019-01-301h 33
I Couldn't Help but Podcast57: The Ridley Scott EpisodeI spent the afternoon thinking about my friends. Body image depression, unpredictable mood swings, late night phone calls obsessing about a relationship. Did I mention these are my male friends? So, maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other, perhaps, dare I even say it in the same zip code? In view of current circumstances, I couldn't help but wonder, are men just women with Balls?
Sex and the City 4x10: Belles of the Balls
In this episode, JD and P...2019-01-231h 55
Add This To Your ListEp. 50: Our 50th List with the stars of Daniel's Husband!It's the most wonderful time of the year and our 50th episode! Sit back and listen as we share our final list of 2018! Plus, we have two very special guests, from the play, Daniel's Husband, Matthew Montelongo and Ryan Spahn! 2018-12-191h 16
I Couldn't Help but Podcast56: Shitty Isn't An AestheticRelationships, no matter how good, are inevitably a series of compromises. But how much of ourselves should we be willing to sacrifice for the other person before we stop being ourselves? In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
Sex and the City 4x09: Sex and the Country
In this episode, JD and Paige talk about Paige's fifteen minutes of Twitter fame, Wendy's incredible mixtape, and bathing as an adult with your parent watching.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and revie...2018-12-1952 minmicroTalkNative Alaskan Perspectives in Microbiology with Kat Milligan-MyhreDr. Kat Milligan-Myhre was raised in a remote Alaska Native community above the Arctic Circle, and was the first person from her village to obtain a PhD. in biological sciences. She is now a faculty member at the University of Alaska-Anchorage. Her research focuses on determining the extent that host genes control host-microbe interactions, utilizing the stickleback fish. Dr. Milligan-Myhre talks about the difficulty of maintaining her Native Alaskan cultural identity during her time in the “lower 48” studying microbiology, why stickleback fish are a great model for understanding how the host shapes the microbiota, how “code switching” allows he...2018-12-181h 09
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 6: Buzzfeed QuizzesHello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to Paige and JD find out if our exes miss us, how long our next relationship will last based off of a rom-com film we create, and where we should go on our next date. If you'd like to take the quizzes, follow the links below! Don't forget to share your results with us.
Does Your Ex Secretly Miss You? Your Movie Choices Will Determine Where You Should Go On Your Next Date Create A Rom-Com Film, And We'll Forecast How Long Your Next Relationship Will Last
If you'd be in...2018-12-1226 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast55: The Slutty Soccer Mom ChroniclesThere's the kind of support you ask for and a kind of support you don't ask for. And then there's the kind that just shows up. After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot. And when that fails, a little gizmo called a Zip drive can provide a surprising amount of comfort. So can a boyfriend, if you can learn to let him.
Sex and the City 4x08: My Motherboard, My Self
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our philosophy results, keeping track of you...2018-12-051h 45
I Couldn't Help but Podcast54: The Butthole Loophole (feat. Ryan Kelly)Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together like chocolate and peanut butter. Think how much easier it would all be if there was some swift surgical procedure to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. But until that day arrives, what to do? Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy of "forgive and forget"? And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness, has any ever really conquered the forgetness? Can you ever really forgive...2018-11-281h 29
I Couldn't Help but Podcast53: The Butthole Wine Glass Transition (feat. Ryan Kelly)Sex and the City 4x06: Baby, Talk is Cheap
In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Ryan Kelly onto the podcast as we discuss chewy nipples, eating ass, and the iconic "Can he see me?" moment we've all been waiting for. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com.
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2018-11-141h 49
I Couldn't Help but Podcast52: Listen to This at 1.5x SpeedNew York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex boyfriends, anyone you have unresolved issues with you are bound to run into again and again until you resolve them. My relationship with Aidan was long dead, but with one invitation he was suddenly a presence in my life again. Or had he been there all along? Like the chair he made that I could never bring myself to sell. When a relationship dies, do we ever really give up the ghost? Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?
Sex and the City 4x05: Ghost T...2018-11-071h 09
I Couldn't Help but Podcast51: Sponsored by Payard and BucetaThe next day I thought about what Samantha said. She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a relationship. And I was having mind-blowing sex hoping to turn it into a relationship. So there you have it. We've got a relationship without sex and sex without a relationship. Which had a better shot at survival? I couldn’t help wonder: what comes first, the chicken or the sex?
Sex and the City 4x04: What's Sex Got to Do With It?
In this episode, JD and Paige go off on the Coyote Ugly/Burlesque debate, our...2018-10-1043 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast50: Winky and Bob's Cocktail PartyThe Eskimo have hundreds of words for "snow". We have invented three times as many words for "relationship". The more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. In a world when you can date without sex, screw without dating and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends long after the screwing is over, what really defines a relationship?
Sex and the City 4x03: Defining Moments
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss pooping with only a prayer candle for light, JD being a drippy sweater, and Chris Noth ch...2018-10-0346 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast49: Are You There, Vagina? It's Me, CharlotteLater that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?
Sex and the City 4x02: The Real Me
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss Heidi Klum being an angel, how tone deaf this show is, and why Americans hate old peo...2018-09-2651 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast48: Paige, Don't Cut This w/ Derek ArmstrongLater that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?
Sex and the City 4x01: The Agony and the Ex-tacy
In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Derek Armstrong back to discuss Debby Ryan, the blasmphemous nature of the show, and th...2018-09-192h 01
I Couldn't Help but Podcast47: White Girl SnippyLater that night I got to think about men, women and relationships. Or more to the point, how women feel men disappoint them in relationships. Then a radical, almost earth-shattering thought popped into my head. What if everything isn't the man's fault? After a certain age and a certain number of relationships, if it still isn't working and the ex's seem to be moving on and we don't, perhaps the problem isn't the last boyfriend, or the one before him or even the one before him. Could it be that the problem isn't them, but horror of horrors, is...2018-08-0152 min
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 5: Bad Dates and Shitty MoviesHello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom!
You can buy tickets for The Untamed here:
https://goo.gl/suPhUR
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno
Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2018-07-2514 min
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 4: 50 Things You Didn't Know About SatCHello, Everyone! Paige and Joe go over 50 Things we may or may not know about the series! Keep track and let us know what you knew, what you were surprised to find out, and any interesting facts you may have!
You can view the original article here: https://goo.gl/Ts2jmF
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2018-07-1828 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast46: Fear and Loathing and Sex and The CityWhile I always ascribed thoughts of karma to the fortune cookie school psychology, I wondered, does a string of bad dates really equal one good one? And will treating someone badly in one relationship ensure that you'll be treated badly in the next? Does everything that goes around really come around? If so, will it come around to bite you in the ass? Is there such a thing as relationship karma?
Sex and the City
3x17: What Goes Around Comes Around
In this episode, JD and Paige talk about relationship karma, Natasha's ultimate read on Carrie, and Charlotte's boring sex...2018-07-111h 07
I Couldn't Help but Podcast45: Kyle McLaughlin's Poor Flaccid Weiner w/ Amanda McHenryIf you stay single in New York long enough, you’re supposed to get wiser about dating. What men to pick, where to meet them... But what really made any of us experts? Wasn't our single status a neon sign that we couldn't get it right? What if all these years in New York have only made us older, more confused or dead? Are we getting wiser or just older?
Sex and the City 3x16: Frenemies
In this episode, JD and Paige are joined by the lovely Amanda McHenry from Pop Up Apparel to discuss Char...2018-06-201h 25
I Couldn't Help but Podcast44: The LeAnn Rimes EpisodeSex and the City
3x15: Hot Child in the City
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the show's fascination with hating on Cynthia Nixon, Kat Dennings being a small asshole, and having a KFC fight.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno
Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2018-06-0643 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast43: The Last EpisodeThat night, after hours of stress free pool time, I realized something startling. I was actually starting to like LA. New Yorkers are trained to hate Los Angeles. This is supposed to be the place where intellect is ridiculed and who you date and what you look like is revered. Yet, here we were having the time of our lives. The men were happy, the homes were huge, the bags looked great. Maybe that was enough. The weather moves from west to east. Was it a just matter of time before the truth blew across Manhattan? When it comes to...2018-05-0944 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast42: We're Pro-Saddle RanchAfter I left the meeting I took a wrong turn and somehow found myself right back where I had started: back in New York, back wondering about Big. I had come to LA for a vacation, hoping to get away from Big, Aidan, and most of all myself. But sitting on the fake set, all my old issues felt more real than ever. I couldn't help but wonder, no matter how far you travel or how much you run from it, can you ever really escape your past?
Sex and the City
3x13: Escape from New York
In this episode...2018-05-0246 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast41: Could You Please Not Use the F-word in Vera Wang?I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the whole idea was overrated. Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act, a way to absolve yourself by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt. I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends. They confessed, got grounded and failed the class. I never told anyone, and it never mattered. In a relationship, is honesty really the best policy?
Sex and the City
3x12: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss honesty in relationships, Paige's insane knowledge of all tv shows, and Joe's ultimate wedding...2018-04-251h 40
I Couldn't Help but Podcast40: If You Haven't Seen "Love, Simon" Yet, You're Homophobic (Paige)Later that night, I got thinking about safe sex. Odd how only when our physical life is at risk. Do we follow certain guidelines to protect ourselves? What about our emotional lives? Wouldn't it be nice if there was a pamphlet to warn us what unsafe behavior might be high risk to ourselves or our relationships? Even if you take precautions and emotionally try to protect yourself, when you crawl in bed with someone, is sex ever safe?
Sex and the City
3x11: Running with Scissors,
In this episode, Paige and JD figure out why the girls are friends with C...2018-04-181h 09
I Couldn't Help but Podcast39: My So-Called Podcast w/ Shivaun Landeros"Is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices that we've become unable to make one? That part of us knows that once you choose something, one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, another option goes away? Are we a generation women who can't choose just one from column 'A'? Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? Can we have it all?"
Sex and the City 3x10: All or Nothing
In this episode, Paige and JD (along with special guest Shivaun Landeros) discuss important topics like what to do...2018-04-041h 33
I Couldn't Help but PodcastMini-Episode 3: Wine Drunk and PansexualHello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom!
You can view Joe's commercial here: https://goo.gl/iRCQy7
Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno
Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb
Thanks for listening!2018-03-2817 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast38: The Virgin's Guide to "Sex and the City""It's a pretty common belief that women tempt to use the left, more emotional side of their brain and men the right, more logical side. But is it really that cut and dry? It seems when it comes to affairs of the heart, there's a battle between what we know and what we feel. What do you do when you find yourself in a situation that leaps back and forth between the left and right side? When it comes to relationships, is it smarter to follow your heart or your head?"
Sex and the City
3x09: Easy Come, Easy Go
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I Couldn't Help but Podcast37: Butt's Up, Everyone?"That night I couldn't stop thinking about time. Was every second of our lives controlled by fate? Or is life just a series of random occurrences? If I wasn't perpetually ten minutes late, would my life be totally different? Would I never run into Big? Would there ever be a good time to see him?
Was Miranda right? Is timing everything?"
Sex and the City
3x08: The Big Time
In this reconstructed episode, Paige and JD share their fantastical spec script for "Sex and the City 3", discuss perfectly curated music playlists, and namedrop two beautiful women in the first 10 minutes.
...2018-03-141h 25
I Couldn't Help but Podcast36: Do You Fold or Scrunch?"What happens when the obstacles aren't there? Does that mean there's something missing? Do we need drama to make a relationship work?"
Sex and the City
3x07: Drama Queens
In this episode, JD and Paige discuss (at length) the proper way to use toilet paper, living with someone who suffers from skid marks, and how people often confuse drama for passion in a relationship.
Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!
Paige Clarno: @p...2018-02-2856 min
I Couldn't Help but Podcast35: I'm Not Wasting This Dick on Someone Who's Rude to Waiters“How many men is too many men? Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts?
Sex and the City
3x06: Are We Sluts?
In this episode, Paige and JD debate working on film and working in theatre, the wild things people say during sex, the irrational fear of getting an STD from public toilets.
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I Couldn't Help but Podcast34B: Oh, I Didn't Know That You Weren't White w/ Jessica Levity“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, When the hell did dating become so dump-friendly?” Sex and the City 3x05: No Ifs, Ands or Butts In part two of this episode, JD and Paige, along with special guest Jessica Levity, are still just as awesome in part one, discuss Paige's ICONIC break-up at the dance and the weird shit you'll do when you're in Crush World. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Paige Clar...2018-02-071h 01