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The Kamentary TrackEpisode 116. Ryuki Episode 35This Week’s Kamentary Gundam, more, again Schrodinger’s victory A very handsy cop Tropasatsu: Xanatos Gambit Shot Vent: Dark Arrow Strange Vent The intricacies of CG Artistic masturbation Some stoogery Reiko explains the plot Victorious Karaoke Tojo Satoru GuldStorm and GuldMirage Some questionable choices An indictment of Ren Kamen Rider Tiger Sword Vent: Gold Saber All of thems is bombs DestWilder Final Vent: Crystal Break DragRanzer Shoot Vent: Meteor Bullet A very real impaling How many kitty cats? Points for ambition Next Time: The show’s over. With 14 episodes to go. Theme Song: EOEO by UNI...
2026-02-1646 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 115, Ryuki Episode 34This Week’s Kamentary Fans in the wild Genocider, again Complaint singing Why Asakura is so angry The Survive Rekka Advent Card Shinji is just wired differently Childish behavior Nakamura, again Reiko’s given name Kitaoka’s unspeakable hobby, again Professor Kagawa Hideyuki Tropasatsu: Chair Reveal Auntie has had enough Cynophobia Where Kanzaki really lives Kamen Rider gonna Kamen Rider Merry-Go-Round Traumas by proxy Sister or girlfriend? Ryuki Survive Form Final Vent: Doomsday Butt holes Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand Rules, or lack there of Therapy is for the strong Next Time: Tiger? I hardly know her.
2026-02-0939 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 114, Ryuki Episode 33This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s role, or lack thereof, again Anime that started in January An awkward theme of the episode The dubious finances of Atori Okubo is a decent journalist Brobajell Known Unknown Fluids Scampering and Stooging Variations on the status of Yui Princess Megumi’s Magic Show Mirror Daddy… Tropasatsu: Manipulative Bastard Taser hands Jellyfish Salad A series of collapses A new rider The opposite of poetry An oft repeated scene Next Time: What’s got Ren’s knickers in a twist this time? Theme Song: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo by LIL' LEAGUE from EXILE TRIBE
2026-02-0241 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 113, Ryuki Episode 32This Week’s Kamentary 10Dance Inscription One of those episodes A badge of honor, maybe Sweaty men, more, again A surprise return, probably not Snake Leather and Nipples Blood Knight, again A conspicuous whiteboard Professor Potratz, the whitest man you know Theoretical Physics, theoretically How Asakura smells How you get Harley Quinns A dream, maybe, probably not How snake venom works Interesting fight choreography Tropasatsu: Save the Villain Ryuki: Episode Final Cody completely misses the point Bullshit, frankly Next Time: Through a looking glass dorkly Theme Song: Tiger Inside by SuperM   Ema...
2026-01-2641 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 112, Ryuki Episode 31This Week’s Kamentary Tomi Adeyemi Objects we wish were real Angry monster noises Megumi’s still here Tropasatsu: I Call it Vera A Ghost Boat Hamasaki Mika Head Cannon, more, again Auntie is still part of the show The limitations of verbally describing a visual medium How to retraumatize a traumatized child Tell don’t show Genre awareness, or lack thereof Buzzstinger Hornet, Wasp, and Bee Hu’s on first A misdirect so good, it is actually bad Spin to win The Goro Akechi Principle Next Time: Philosophy and shit Theme Song: I’m on a Boat...
2026-01-1937 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 111, Ryuki Episode 30 Ichi the Witch, again Fashion Icon Goro-chan, more, again Symbiosis Asano Megumi The fun of being bisexual A romantic story Fanservice galore A similar, but different, romantic story Stoogery, more, again Inoue and women, more, again Variations on the past of Megumi and Kitaoka A Kitaoka trivia contest Unspeakable personal hobbies Megumi’s “un”expected talent Jared’s new ship The 180-degree line Soap Opera disease, again An unorthodox way to stop a mirror monster A romantic montage on a lazy Susan A great filming location The writers are cowards Foreshadowing is… Tropasatsu: Mistaken for Dying A missed opportunity ORE’s new employ...
2026-01-1242 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 110, Ryuki Episode 29This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s side hustle, again Dragonsteel Nexus, more, Again You know you fucked up when Time shenanigans, again Protagonist concussions Shinobu Kurai, the Gendo Akari looking mother fucker The cure to male loneliness Goro-chan is just that good Tropasatsu: Big Lipped Alligator Moment, or BLAM! Polycules solve everything Stoogery, in several flavors Sonorabuma Shieldboarder and his codpiece A perfect pair Yui’s Entrapment Persona The stoogery has not, and will not stop Takeuchi Mari A misleading necklace Sartorial comfort levels Cody puts more thought than Inoue Hot chocolate cicadas Inoue’s strong suit The audi...
2026-01-0547 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 109, Ryuki Episode 28This Week’s Kamentary Luude Brandon Sanderson, more, again Colossus: The Forbin Project Metric for episode quality Time Vent Time shenanigans Symbolism Things my dad says Stuff we forgot Existential Horror A bunch of assholes Changed timelines, possibly Asakura crotch Gold Bird Jerk Tropasatsu: Note to Self Shinji’s, new motivation What this was all for Majora’s Mask Our favorite clip show Gambling Next Time: Tonal whiplash Theme Song: Chronosaurus by Stray Kidz   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon...
2025-12-2236 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 108, Ryuki Episode 27This Week’s Kamentary Weird genres of media we enjoy 13th disambiguated Final Fantasy Naming Abysslasher, Abyssagon, and Kamen Rider Abyss Physics breaking punches Yui gets her agency back Science Mirrors A child’s ultimate weapon Golden anaconda Auntie’s two things Breakfast foods, or lack there of Shinji’s new bestie Stoogery Asakura’s new hovel A very special episode C water Why Goro-chan is great Kamen Rider Odin Shocking revelations Tropasatsu: 13 is unlucky Cool swords Shinji’s debt to Ren, more, again Next Time: It’s just a jump to the left Theme Song: Dr. BeBe...
2025-12-1545 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 107, Ryuki Episode 26This Week’s Kamentary Fan mail Gundam Thunderbolt: December Sky Chris Angel Progress perception Proper Goro-chan fashion Kitaoka’s new game Literal executive dysfunction A moral filibuster Thinks He’s Important and Goro-sham AbyssHammer, A Battle Toad Chrysler The return of Yui’s agency Super lawyers and gyoza Transitory injuries Beeps and boops Cat names Tropasatsu: Loyal Phlebotinum Stoogery Shark colors? Next Time: Unlucky Thirteen Theme Song: Crazy Stupid Fun by Ampers&One   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://p...
2025-12-0844 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 106, Ryuki Episode 25This Week’s Kamentary Bears Talk Bisons Flavors of cider A weird transition A very blatant love confession Asakura Akira Reiko’s motivation, or lack thereof The illusion of movement OhNoue strikes again Signs of a narcissist A very familiar location A sudden, but inevitable betrayl Reiko’s skewed priorities A long procession of new challengers Ghosts of Kamen Riders past Unite Vent Genocider, a Zoid Tropasatsu: Names to Run Away from Very Fast The limits of Kamentary Track after Dark Inoue’s, not so, secret skill set Next Time: Zolda shenans aigan Theme Song: Play Dum...
2025-12-0133 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 105, Ryuki Episode 24This Week’s Kamentary The Birb Saga, continued Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Words have meanings Negazelle A distressed ingenue Shinji’s big issue How to avoid murderers A weird sex thing Tropasatsu: Intrepid Reporters The lynch pin to Shimada’s life Agito, again, maybe The titular Ouja’s Secret Ren’s still a tsundere bitch The reflection of a playground Omegazelle Wings of Gales Darkraider Blast Vent Gloriously stupidly overly complicated finisher Final Vent: Shippudan Shinji’s “genius” idea Zelle disambiguation How to ruin a cliff hangar Cape and Water Buffalo, diambiguated Next Time: It’s all coming togethe...
2025-11-2441 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 104, Ryuki Episode 23This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s new gig Disturbing trick or treating facts Strategy Schmategy Trick Vent at its best The value of a pianist’s hands Tom and Jerry Kamen Rider Blade, disambiguated Double Entendre’s abound Goro-chan doesn’t need saving Cody’s excuse Rens, lack of, trenchcoat Communication, or lack there of Asakura’s deal, maybe Shimada and personal space Blatant lies Jed’s tombstone What’s up with Yui? Tropasatsu: Narm Irony, more, again Knight Survive Form Strategic framing Jared may not understand himself Next Time: Secrets are no fun unless you share them with everyone...
2025-11-1752 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 103, Ryuki Episode 22This Week’s Kamentary Jared’s new contract beast Kamen Rider X Dungeon Crawler Carl, again Survive: Shippu Advent Card GuldThunder and his Mirror Tentacles The Turkey Grand Slam A romantic stroll on the beach Drawing F6 Ridercules Women with agency The Toku Dress Rider Group Chat How to make a terrible show Tropasatsu: Out of Character is Serious Business Head Dildo Kamen Rider Kiva Rat Face Worry by proxy Tezuka’s backstory Saito Yuchi Kitaoka’s deflection Ho-oh’s flavor Goro-chan get’s a new nickname Next Time: Destiny comes calling Theme Song: BFF by P1Harmony...
2025-11-1053 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 102, Ryuki Episode 21This Week’s Kamentary Dungeon Crawler Carl Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe Sike A late rhino Boring Morals The Jun Perspective Ass, or lack there of Auntie can’t lie Cult of the Lamb Green Juice, again Tropasatsu: Brick Joke Duty of Care The Thesis Statement Form and Content Jared gets what he wants, sort of The Kanzaki House Dual Contracts Burned by Agito Next Time: A Raia insight into Tezuka Theme Song: Square Up by Ab6ix   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profi...
2025-11-0336 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 101, Ryuki Episode 20This Week’s Kamentary Time marches on, more, again Digimon Story: Time Stranger A good CG fight Shinji’s shrill Tropasatsu: Blood Knight A sad rhino Dukes of Hazzard The Battle for Ren’s Soul Nomenclature, more, again Reiko knows stuff Boyfriend matching Symbolic Chess Metalgelas’ cart Cannibalism Picture Film Some methods of stress release A conflict of interest Ineffective cops, more, again Foreshadowing, more, again Biblical intent, disambiguation Next Time: There’s rhino more running for anyone Theme Song: Good Boy Gone Bad by TXT   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky...
2025-10-2742 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 100, Shin Kamen RiderThis Week’s Kamentary ·         Episode 100?! ·         Fan Mail ·         Show Fizz International Edition ·         Shin ·         Hongo Takeshi, Midorikawa Ruriko ·         Spider Aug ·         A few scene for scene recreations ·         Shin Kamen Rider 1, not your parents’ Kamen Rider ·         Professor Midorikawa ·         Prana ·         An interesting contingency measure ·         Schadenfreude ·         Ichiro and K ·         Ichimonji Hayato ·         Tachibana and Taki ·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. ·         Tropasatsu: Fun with Acronyms ·         The Disney distress signal ·         Bat Aug ·         Robot racism ·         Bug disambiguation ·         Bat viruses in the time of COVID ·         Helmet ph...
2025-10-201h 39The Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 99, Ryuki Episode 19This Week’s Kamentary Chessons on Duolingo Jun’s redemption, sort of The least observant hostage taker Auntie’s secret side hustle Tezuka goes full pick me girl Shinji’s X-men power Okubo’s power trip What not to do in a hostage situation German Expressionism, more, again Tear Gas, maybe Familial Shinji A Rider Jamboree Sword Vent: VenoSaber The best kind of correct Confine Vent Gai Vent Final Vent: Veno Crash Tropasatsu: Hoist on Your Own Petard Jun, Chaos Goblin A lot of Advent Cards Next Time: Episode 100?! Theme Song: Zoo by Red Velvet  
2025-10-0642 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 98, Ryuki Episode 18This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s new hobby Jared’s birthday Avenue Q The Z-Axis, more, again Several innuendos Tropasatsu: Even Evil has Standards Atori’s employment crisis Tezuka v Auntie Accountability Yui’s disappearance A quick recap of our riders so far The metaphysics of the Mirror World, or lack thereof Kamen Rider Ohja, a very tall rider Okubo’s decision process Japanese army surplus stores, apparently Goro-chan’s reflexes Jun’s redemption, sort of Eddie’s Kitchen, again Puppy protags Cops are useless Roast Newt Not how any of this works Next Time: It’s like a zoo up in her...
2025-09-2939 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 97, Ryuki Episode 17This Week’s Kamentary Hot Yoga Ren’s mental collapse Amazonia Jill Tropasatsu: Screw Destiny Rider sleeping arrangements Gelnewt An ineffective interrogation Warhammer 40k, more, again Old reliable Wholesome buddy cops Ren’s continued gay panic Mechanical slime Double puppets Asakura Takashi Wrong opinions Next Time: Things get a little crazy Theme Song: In My Head by Stray Kids   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack
2025-09-2235 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 96, Ryuki Episode 16This Week’s Kamentary A proud dad moment Primitive War Kamen Rider Zeztz Abbott and Costello The MST3k Mantra Tsundere Ren, again The taste of Barium A Digi-bomb Amaryllis Twitcharles The customer service dream Now for something completely different A Kamen subplot Jun’s kink Tropasatsu: Mundane Made Awesome Straining credulity, maybe Stoogery, more, again Let it be dumb Another Digi-bomb Very durable trading cards Wiskraken, again Kraken flavor Next Time: Axolotl more brooding Theme Song: Glitch Mode by NCT Dream   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky...
2025-09-1538 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 95, Ryuki Episode 15This Week’s Kamentary The Bazaar, more, again Pokémon, more, again Jed’s favorite rider Kamen Rider Gai Okubo’s health, or lack thereof Hypocrisy Yet another new university Tropasatsu: Prop Recycling Questionable Jealousy Ren’s got issues Hatchet Man Matrix club Tekko-Gaki The Rusted Metal District Shinji makes a new friend iHacking Shibaura Jun Bakraken and Wiskraken Strike Vent: Metal Horn Metalgelas Final Vent: Heavy Pressure Horny Ping Pong Next Time: And now time for something completely different Theme Song: The Game by PENTAGON   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky...
2025-09-0842 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 94, Ryuki Episode 14This Week’s Kamentary Life under the sea Discovery Cove Orlando The Alien Franchise A very elaborate ruse The trial of Ren The Summer Hikaru Died A Zoolander photoshoot A glaring omission A strange occurrence Ren’s Jealousy Candy gram Poor Communication Kills JUNRetsu An even more elaborate ruse Object permanence, or lack thereof A familiar prank Jed’s AO3 still doesn’t exsist Guard Vent: Wingwall The taste of mischief A different type of coin fortune Next Time: It’s all fun and games until someone breaks out a flail and tekko-gaki Theme Song: Thunderous...
2025-09-0145 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 93, Ryuki Episode 13This Week’s Kamentary The Legend of Bagger Vance and The Bhagavad Gita Live Action One Piece, more, again “Brothers” Geocities and Angelfire Jed’s AO3 fanfic does not exist Tezuka Miyuki Tropasatsu: The Casandra French spelling How will Shinji and Goro-chan bond? Ren doesn’t explain anything La Croque Twisted Metal vs. The Fate series Kamen Rider Raia “Artistic Liberty” Swing Vent: Evil Whip and Copy Vent Advent decks, again Deadlemur Evil Diver and Final Vent: Hide Venom Shoot Vent: Gigacannon and Guard Vent: Gigarmor Advent decks, more, again A curse worse than death What lawyer tastes like Evil Stin...
2025-08-2554 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 92, Ryuki Episode 12This Week’s Kamentary Superman A transition? Common opinions Rules of the road The common denominator Chemistry, or lack there of Nakamura Hajime German expressionism, more, again Tropasatsu: Locked Room Mystery A lot of flashback The room where it happed +2 Tatake counter (10) What happened to Shinji Journalistic integrity Bug tits Shameless plug Beetle vs Shrimp BPM Regretful rankings Levels of believability Next Time: A quarter for Ren’s thoughts Theme Song: Breakthrough by TWICE   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patre...
2025-08-1840 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 91, Ryuki Episode 11This Week’s Kamentary Battle Royale Special Edition and HIGH&LOW: The Movie Tropasatsu: Macross Missile Massacre Amnesia, again Analog Television Seimeiin University Reiko’s Blacklist The titular train car The fawn response Ren’s daily life Shinji’s iconic shirt Weekly World News An obvious cover-up Crab Tunnel The worst thug A bad place to have an affair How libraries work Zenobiter Power Drifting Professor Ejima Tsutomu Shinji had a plan Sweet Baby Ray’s Creepy Crawlers and Doctor Dreadful’s Food Lab Terabiter So many nickles Ogawa Eri Hairy Eyes Next Time: Memoires of a Tsundere...
2025-08-1149 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 90, Ryuki Episode 10This Week’s Kamentary Kamen Rider Zeztz Patreon Plug Shinji’s abs Kitaoka’s goal Auntie’s retirement Obvious set up is obvious Paisley Bubbles Goro-chan Shinji breaks down Tropasatsu: Soap Opera Disease Jed’s vindication, sort of Inoue, more, again The cutest little plot device German Expressionism, again Jealousy HIPPA laws, or lack there of How to build Shinji Magnugiga Final Vent: End of the World Price of admission Next Time: Familiar ground Theme Song: Dumb Dumb by Red Velvet   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile...
2025-08-0444 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 89, Ryuki Episode 9This Week’s Kamentary Delicious in Dungeon Pokémon, more, again Bringing a sword to a gun fight Plot reasons for later Ren’s smell What Shimada does with her free time Wonces and winces How to solve a snoring roommate Okubo’s motivation, maybe Wildboarder Kamen Rider Cerberus The answer to everything in this episode The later reason for earlier plot Awkward silence Pseudo backstory Working attire The gayest thing Tropasatsu: Tsundere Plot relevant does not mean not-plot contrived Model airplanes A very specific type of gay man Flaccid cannons Averages Next Time: Why would you do that...
2025-07-2851 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 88, Ryuki Episode 8This Week’s Kamentary The most Floridian experience Proper levels of company subsidized living Kitaoka and Goro-chan’s relationship A frog with a mohawk Tsubaki, again Auntie’s boundaries. Or lack there of Kitaoka’s sexuality Shimada’s fashion Is Okubo hot? A date Kitaoka’s motivation. Or lack there of The truth An unusual slur “Roommates” A carrot sculpture Tropasatsu: Shirtless Scene Warhammer 40k, more, again The fate of Omori’s animals The flavor of Zebraskull Getting scissored. Not like that. Next Time: Is stupidity a crime? Theme Song: Sugar Daddy from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, pe...
2025-07-2140 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 87, Ryuki Episode 7This Week’s Kamentary YouTube favorites Zebraskull Iron and it’s death whiny Kamen Rider Zolda Ryo fashion Fire safety, or lack there of Okubo’s fashion choices New head cannon Inoue’s return Kanzaki Sanako, Auntie Crayfish husbandry A cinematographical choice Kitaoka Shuichi Suit acting, disambiguated Acceptable levels of crazy Auntie’s feelings about Shinji Kitaoka’s philosophies Yura Goro-Chan We have Hikawa at home Zebraskull Bronze Tropasatsu: BFG Next Time: Zolda shoots his shot Theme Song: whistle by BLACKPINK   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/k...
2025-07-1448 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 86, Ryuki EPisode 6This Week’s Kamentary The Alters The Tatake counter Crab Battle Guard Defense: Shelldefense Dark City When to make the phone call Convenience, ad nauseum Plot contrivances Shinji noises Reiko goes full journalist They’re really with the crabs A very cool art installation Missing Context Sound effects budget Rules, maybe Another cool fight location Nasty Vent Final Vent: Scissor’s Attack Tropasatsu: Death by Irony The original plan for Ryuki Volcancer Rolls The most suspicious behavior Yui has ever seen Zebra v Big Bad Beetle Borg A lot to rank Next Time: An unexpected return Them...
2025-07-0747 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 85, Ryuki Episode 5This Week’s Kamentary Our YouTube Algorithms Volcancer The cost of Disney Tickets Written in Infirmity Sudo Masashi Criming Trigun, more, again Wasp Fountain, again Kamen Rider Scissors Tropasatsu: Good colors, bad colors Ren is the best investigative journalist Jared eat’s his words What happens to isekaied Kamen Rider characters A very obvious trap German Expressionist Film Strike Vent: Scissorspinch Guard Vent: Dragshield, a chicken shield Cask of Amontillado Next Time: Ryuki’s in a real pinch Theme Song: The King by VIXX   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: ht...
2025-06-3039 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 84, Ryuki Episode 4This Week’s Kamentary Aquarium problems A great horrifying realization Sinners Journalisms Ron Information pollution Okubo’s dreams Shimada’s lizard The Kanzakis’ relationship Trust, I guess Cody vs Excel Parkour Protagonist Chi Shinji’s stupidity, or lack there of A cool effect 2 riders one mirror Tropasatsu: Red Oni, Blue Oni Sexual tension Jed could say, but won’t Carcinisation Next Time: We’re all with the crabs now Theme Song: Eyes on You by Seventeen   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon...
2025-06-2342 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 83, Ryuki Episode 3This Week’s Kamentary Clair Obscure This year’s Corporate Pride theme Gold Stars for all The bystander experience Trick Vent How to fight a lance Mirror World rules, or lack thereof, more Peak narcissist behavior Sudoku Technical truths Monster flavors The transitive property Our friend in the mirror Tropasatsu: There can be only one Megazelle Tea Shop Atori, more Shiro Kanzaki Aunt and Uncle disambiguation Gigazelle Freeform gardening Zelle disambiguation Strike Vent: Dragclaw Gigazelle’s taste A bad look Mirrors are everywhere Next Time: Just talk already Theme Song: Double Trouble by TVXQ  
2025-06-1656 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 82, Ryuki Episode 2This Week’s Kamentary Who’s responsible for the tariffs Murder through omission Akiyama Ren Kanzaki Yui Kamen Teacher Tea House Atori Dispider, again The one person in every office Catch 22 Journalistic ethics Bait Driders The Contract Card Dragreder Tropasatsu: Bond Creatures Kamen Rider Ryuki Ropes and trash bag acting Sword Vent: Dragsaber Final Vent: Dragon Rider Kick Bat Treachery Vespiquen Jared’s new fear of dressing rooms Next Time: Darkwing gets dangerous Theme Song: Knock Down by Xdinary Heroes   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile...
2025-06-0941 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 81, Ryuki Episode 1This Week’s Kamentary Special Guest Austin Ryuki factoids Words are hard Dispider Blipple Knight and Squire Can you see wear and tear on computer icons? ORE Journal Okubo Daisuke Garo Shimada Nanako Business slutty Reiko Momoi Kido Shinji Gigolo Wannabe Tropasatsu: Idiot Protagonist How Shinji has a job Landlords suck Advent Decks and Advent Cards The Seal Card The Mirror World Blank Form Rideshooter Darkvisor Sword Vent: Winglancer Advent Card: Darkwing Kamen Rider Giant Bat, again Final Vent: Flying Lance Rules, or lack there of Car Blowing Up Budget What’s wrong with America Appropriate amounts of spid...
2025-06-021h 10The Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 5, Gridman Episode 1Again due to life happening we're taking another week before starting our coverage of Ryuki. So in the mean time, here's us watching Gridman.    This episode’s Kamentary · Variations on the life of Gridman · Naoto, Yuka, and Ippei · The 90’s · Junk · Too many Takeshis · Gridman · Daichi · Takeshi, an obvious villain · An incel too early · Crystal Kaiju Gilarus · Hollywood Hacking · A digital storm · Khan Digifer · A better explanation for what’s happening...
2025-05-2642 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 4, Kamen Rider ZOAll three of us are pretty busy, so we need a couple weeks before we start Ryuki. But We're not leaving you high and dry, instead we're releasing some of our older (almost a year in this week's case) Patreon exclusive bonus episodes.    This week’s Kamentary · Cody’s hallmark for a real person · Rider, aka Aso Masaru, aka Kamen Rider ZO · I’m honestly surprised we didn’t make a Jiminy Crickett reference ·  Neo-Lifeform Doras ·  50% Indiana Jones, 50% James Dean ·  Granpa ·  Mochizuki Hiroshi...
2025-05-1958 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 80, Agito RetrospectiveThis Week’s Kamentary We will never catch up Festivus Pacing, or lack there of The episode stats Arcane, more, again The legacy of Kuuga on Agito Tropasatsu: Sliding Scale of Continuity Can Cody name a single Lord Monster stats Immediate contradictions Cody’s views on killing, again Hojo v Geoffery Taichi the Iron Tyrant Shoichi, Hikawa, and Ryo Who is the real secondary? Patreon Special plug Who’s our favorite rider in Agito? Worldbuilding Revelation Space Practical effects Take your kid to work day for tokusatsu, more, again What we discover about Agito Memorable moments Ozawa is still...
2025-05-1256 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 79, Agito Episode 51This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s Birthday Present Ozawa has a gun Ominous symbolism El of Ground Metalix Ryo’s status quo, more, again Stupidly Amazing v Amazingly Stupid Tropasatsu: Badass Normal Theos’ s new plan More cosmic bukkake Various ways to kill God Sawaki goes out with a literal thud Omuro’s leadership style A very common warehouse The height of human civilization Time zones exist How Ozawa avoided prosecution Hojo isn’t fooling anyone Majima’s Daddy Complex Some light dognapping Shoichi’s dubious naming choices Missing characters Kiba Ranger Next Time: Looking back to look forward.
2025-05-0544 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 78, Agito Episode 50This Week’s Kamentary TW: We continue to discuss suicidal ideation and self-harm in this episode. Our writing pet peeves NPC’s The Brass gets a personality Not all jokes translate Chef doesn’t care about your health problems A Goodbye A weird astrology fact Kana v Mana At least someone is smiling Shut up and get in the bug suit Shoichi Tropasatsu: Stuffed in a Fridge An amusing name for a cake shop Kana pulls a Shoichi Welcome to 2025 Hikawa in streets The perfect moment to henshin Sawaki’s redemption We can’t imagine what the finale...
2025-04-2846 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 77, Agito Episode 49This Week’s Kamentary TW: As with this entire arc, we discuss suicide again this episode. Pine Needle Soda CATS, more, again Several completely useless scenes Breaking and Entering Tropasatsu: Cosmic Convergence Rick and Morty, more, again A very impressive jump in logic Shirakawa Nozumi Senator Kelly and Magneto Another pointless scene The wrong lesson Everything is better with sass Another drink bet Manse Sawaki El Lord of Ground Sand Boobs Hojo is the asshole A very bad moral Robot Betrayal Jed came prepared Next Time: A cold reception Theme Song: Earth, Wind, an...
2025-04-2147 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 76, Agito Episode 48This Week’s Kamentary Trigger Warning: This episode features discussion of suicide. Beige Flags Kill Confirms, or lack there of We’ve learned nothing from X-Men Meuniere Professional Courtesy Dawson Casting Omuro has big feels Various uses of a merry go round A very complicated master plan Class solidarity Parallels The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Job security A pillar of responsibility Ship tease Uncomfortable cultural context A weird moment from Chef A very good shot The Kamentary Track Gay Hotness Meter Gust spam Next Time: We get a little jumpy on these conclusions Them...
2025-04-1439 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 75, Agito Episode 47This Week’s Kamentary Caffeine delivery vehicles of choice Ryo’s biggest opponent Hikawa is Gus the Theatre Cats Tiachi’s dialog for the episode Mr Kamen Rider Chef Kuromoto Omakura Kana Mizuhara Risa, Scorpion What Theos has been up to for a month Shoichi’s happiness Villainous Breakdown Se7en Gordon Ramsey is a toku fan “Fixing” motorcycles Omuro’s new job A moderate speed chase The El of Wind Ryo returns to form Budget concerns True Inoue vs False Inoue Next Time: Hell on wheels Theme Song: God’s Menu by STRAY KIDS   E...
2025-04-0743 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 74, Agito Episode 46 Expressions of Jared’s joy James McAvoy Jed’s X-Men readthrough, more, again Cody’s new aspiration Shoichi’s pity party Boyfriend hope A harem series Every character’s downfall Schrodinger’s asphalt The surprising limits of God’s powers Kino is genuinely cool The reason for Hikawa’s vision problems Teamwork, and its limitations Shoichi is built different Sepsis is not fine #Ohnoue Tropasatsu: Did you just punchout Cthulu?! Axolotl Purgatory Nostalgia blind for Jalaji? Next Time: And now time for something completely different, again Theme Song: Jump by P1Harmony   Email: kamentarytrack@gm...
2025-03-3141 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 73, Agito Episode 45This Week’s Kamentary Souvenirs The correct pronunciation of OOO The last episode? God is a pursuit predator The tragically ludicrous Invicible Quantum fetish theory Kino as Rum Tum Tugger Majima as Bartok (From Anastasia) Ericius Liquor, or Drunk Eric Levels of friendship Majima is a pick me girl Psychic proof Jared has trust issues People not going to therapy Boonboomger Science Heel/Face or Face/Heel Revolving Door Falco’s face Practical effects God is a man whore Theos’ Slut Phase Arc Next Time: Things get a little punch-drunk Theme Song: Good Girl, Bad Girl b...
2025-03-2434 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 72, Agito Episode 44This Week’s Kamentary The Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man The power of editing The healing power of Ryo’s abs Lamp 2 Electric Boogaloo An abundance of flashbacks Red Herring We are, technically, an educational podcast A meaningless cutaway Taichi gets territorial A startling revelation Porn audio Introducing a little mystery into the universe Return of the pelvic flood lamp A disappointing henshin Vulucris Falco and various possible origins A verbal asterisk The worst Spartacus ever Another recurring Toku location, wasp fountain Hojo jumps to some conclusions Left over Legos The Agito Alert System 2 Birds 1 Gill...
2025-03-1734 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 71, Agito Episode 43This Week’s Kamentary Jared’s new old fixation Oda Eiichiro Fan Mail A parade of juicy finishers Cosmological implications, maybe Introducing your boyfriend to your girlfriend If you want something done right A rather large plot whole Shoichi’s lack of meta-awareness Pedantry, more, again Shoichi/Sawaki disambiguation, more, again Family has obligations Volucris Ulucus Yu Yu Hakasho is a bisexual show Kono is too wholesome Reshoots? Proper fire safety Ryo and Theos’ weird relationship Assuming the worst Next Time: Family drama Theme Song: Say my Name by ATEEZ   Email: kamentary...
2025-03-1038 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 70, Agito Episode 42This Week’s Kamentary The Pokémon TCG, more, again The Bazaar It’s About Damn Time Whole Episode Flashback Predatory, disambiguation Ashihara Kazu Cosmic Balance A who’s who of dead characters Prometh Michael, Overlord of Light An unimportant digression Various levels of stranger danger Shooting Agito Seeds The Snow Queen A kinder, softer Kino Things not to share with new people Powers of a God, or a Creed music video Shoichi’s first henshin Always confirm your kills Achieving the status quo The return of the stunt team’s kids Kingdom Hearts Too little too late Next Time...
2025-03-0334 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 69, Agito Episode 41This Week’s Kamentary The Gundam TCG, again Card foiling in card games Possible Patreon specials Foreignese Confusion, persons and names A nice date Erotic Eating Bad feng shui Unhealthy coping mechanisms The Agito Club A completely pointless scene Not The Fugitive A cheap and useless mirror Theos is a bitch Power Rangers Wild Force Not how any of this works Hikawa is moving too fast More wasted screen time Boundaries A gross misuse of police resources El Lord of Water Metallic Mama mia, here we go again Next Time: We get caught in the time stream...
2025-02-2438 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 68, Agito Episode 40This Week’s Kamentary Gundam games Street Dance of China Benefits and pitfalls of 1.75 speed Temporary lamp spines The professor gets it A lack of shirts Ramen fortune telling, again Hikawa is a nervous ingénue Sardonic projection How Santa and Kamen Riders are alike How to survive a toku production Skelos Glaucus The nuts Hikawa wants Shoichi/Sawaki, again Police vs. Superspeed Moving at the Speed of Plot The Toku Cut Fucking teamwork Poor Kono Angry sky children Next Time: Things get weird, in more ways than one Theme Song: One by ASTRO  ...
2025-02-1738 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 67, Agito Episode 39This Episode’s Kamentary Cody has a talent for understatement Incarnations of Immortality A continued disappointing lack of vehicular murder Boris Karlov’s The Mummy slow walk Ryo’s new phobia The GA-04 Antoures The most suspicious thing Hojo can say Hikawa misses the point, continually Exposition Fourth wall breaks Kino needs to make up his mind Majima’s complicated feelings on being Agito Pursuit Predation The Idiot Amadam The foibles of drama based tactical decisions Exceed Gills Hikawa’s Blue Screen of Death Next Time: We’ve been through this all before Theme Song: I Wear my Su...
2025-02-1034 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 66, Agito Episode 38This Episode’s Kamentary CW: This episode discusses emotional abuse. (23:45-25:29 The Everworld Approach The boys steal my thunder Evil Hand Weak ass anesthesia Ozawa is still the best Identity concealing shoulder pads Agito has lost all meaning How not to treat a wound A better universe Things get too real Hojo’s trigger words Weaponized Bureaucracy Majima went to the Jarvan school of helping Our favorite moment in the episode Sinestra is out matched Oh-no-e Belated holiday wishes Next Time: Will Gills exceed expectations? Theme Song: Criminal by Taemin   Ema...
2025-02-0339 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 65, Agito Episode 37This Episode’s Kamentary Dragonsteel Nexus Pokemon Pocket TCG, again The Crocodile Hunter Hojo being nice? Various explanations for plot holes Mistaken Identity Stardew Valley Existential Farming Hikawa flirting Ryo’s bruised titty The Agito Capture Plan 2.0. 3.0? Ozawa’s bullshit meter Deus Ex Machina Stellio Dextera What vaping does to you Emotional Abuse Dramatic doctor assignments No one is changing their behavior Confusion, OR’s Stellio Sinistra Agito Shining Form Shoichi in Jail Obligatory Lizard Monsters Next Time: Shoichi tries gaslighting Theme Song: Diamond by EXO   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sk...
2025-01-2746 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 64, Agito Episode 36This Episode’s Kamentary Question Mark Man Flamecraft Yet another Agito New credits Kino’s so kool, more, again Tomato Cake Medical malpractice with a bow on it The true origin of the Dyatlov Pass Incident Kamen Rider does not understand medicine, more, again A dropped plot Strange places to walk a dog How is Canosus like peanut butter? A masterful disguise Mana’s superpowers, more, again How bike maintenance does not work Stalking shifts Poochie We’re just doing X-Men now Kino’s arm may or may not be talking to him Agito as Highlander Face Heel Turn Ourob...
2024-12-2350 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 63, Agito Episode 35This Episode’s Kamentary Cody disappears for Brandon Sanderson Florida law Kamen Rider protagonist hair A bat’leth? Prage Proof vampires don’t exist Ryo’s bisexual hair Shoichi’s manic episode Hikawa requires supervision Corvus Canosus Japanese Neo The Hero of the Akatsuki-gou This is not an Omegaverse podcast Kamen Rider doesn’t understand medicine One way to get access to an OR Blue Cross Blue Shield guidelines Coolness, your mileage may vary K2, maybe Agito Club Majima gives up agency Piscis Serratus Writing vs Directing, more, again Kino Kaoru Another Agito Big Damn Heroes G Gundam Next Time...
2024-12-1643 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 62, Agito Episode 34This Episode’s Kamentary Pokémon Pocket TCG Kamen Rider Gavv We’re old Ryo’s comeuppance Conflict resolution The true leader of The Akatsuki-Gou Homoerotic tension, more, again Propheta Cruentus, The Blood-Stained Prophet El of Water’s go to Man Cold Moments World saving shift work American Magic Same sex marriage in Japan, or lack there of Self-actualization, minus the self Agito Burning Form The Rule Symbolism Ryo’s personal sleep paralysis demon Next Time: The doctor is in. Theme song: Through the Fire by 2PM   Cody’s Friend Code: 1868007605711419 Jared’s Fr...
2024-12-0938 minThe Kamentary Track
The Kamentary TrackEpisode 36, Agito Episode 8This week’s Kamentary An attempt at ASMR Creator Thumbprint A new character also named Taichi We love Ozawa Shoichi in a very compromising position Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of Time honored Kamen Rider tradition A familiar location Someone listens to our episodes Failing in a creative way Good ol’ fashioned stoogery Too himbo to commit crimes Some very effective headphones How Fucking Hojo spends his day Agito Flame Form Agito Voltron The dumb ways Riders make plans Self-penetration, or lack there of The Overlord’s newest actor Insect soul transplantation The origin of Gills To...
2024-06-0345 min