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The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 4, Kamen Rider ZOAll three of us are pretty busy, so we need a couple weeks before we start Ryuki. But We're not leaving you high and dry, instead we're releasing some of our older (almost a year in this week's case) Patreon exclusive bonus episodes. This week’s Kamentary · Cody’s hallmark for a real person · Rider, aka Aso Masaru, aka Kamen Rider ZO · I’m honestly surprised we didn’t make a Jiminy Crickett reference · Neo-Lifeform Doras · 50% Indiana Jones, 50% James Dean · Granpa · Mochizuki Hiroshi...2025-05-1958 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 80, Agito RetrospectiveThis Week’s Kamentary We will never catch up Festivus Pacing, or lack there of The episode stats Arcane, more, again The legacy of Kuuga on Agito Tropasatsu: Sliding Scale of Continuity Can Cody name a single Lord Monster stats Immediate contradictions Cody’s views on killing, again Hojo v Geoffery Taichi the Iron Tyrant Shoichi, Hikawa, and Ryo Who is the real secondary? Patreon Special plug Who’s our favorite rider in Agito? Worldbuilding Revelation Space Practical effects Take your kid to work day for tokusatsu, more, again What we discover about Agito Memorable moments Ozawa is still...2025-05-1256 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 79, Agito Episode 51This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s Birthday Present Ozawa has a gun Ominous symbolism El of Ground Metalix Ryo’s status quo, more, again Stupidly Amazing v Amazingly Stupid Tropasatsu: Badass Normal Theos’ s new plan More cosmic bukkake Various ways to kill God Sawaki goes out with a literal thud Omuro’s leadership style A very common warehouse The height of human civilization Time zones exist How Ozawa avoided prosecution Hojo isn’t fooling anyone Majima’s Daddy Complex Some light dognapping Shoichi’s dubious naming choices Missing characters Kiba Ranger Next Time: Looking back to look forward.2025-05-0544 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 78, Agito Episode 50This Week’s Kamentary TW: We continue to discuss suicidal ideation and self-harm in this episode. Our writing pet peeves NPC’s The Brass gets a personality Not all jokes translate Chef doesn’t care about your health problems A Goodbye A weird astrology fact Kana v Mana At least someone is smiling Shut up and get in the bug suit Shoichi Tropasatsu: Stuffed in a Fridge An amusing name for a cake shop Kana pulls a Shoichi Welcome to 2025 Hikawa in streets The perfect moment to henshin Sawaki’s redemption We can’t imagine what the finale...2025-04-2846 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 77, Agito Episode 49This Week’s Kamentary TW: As with this entire arc, we discuss suicide again this episode. Pine Needle Soda CATS, more, again Several completely useless scenes Breaking and Entering Tropasatsu: Cosmic Convergence Rick and Morty, more, again A very impressive jump in logic Shirakawa Nozumi Senator Kelly and Magneto Another pointless scene The wrong lesson Everything is better with sass Another drink bet Manse Sawaki El Lord of Ground Sand Boobs Hojo is the asshole A very bad moral Robot Betrayal Jed came prepared Next Time: A cold reception Theme Song: Earth, Wind, an...2025-04-2147 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 76, Agito Episode 48This Week’s Kamentary Trigger Warning: This episode features discussion of suicide. Beige Flags Kill Confirms, or lack there of We’ve learned nothing from X-Men Meuniere Professional Courtesy Dawson Casting Omuro has big feels Various uses of a merry go round A very complicated master plan Class solidarity Parallels The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Job security A pillar of responsibility Ship tease Uncomfortable cultural context A weird moment from Chef A very good shot The Kamentary Track Gay Hotness Meter Gust spam Next Time: We get a little jumpy on these conclusions Them...2025-04-1439 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 75, Agito Episode 47This Week’s Kamentary Caffeine delivery vehicles of choice Ryo’s biggest opponent Hikawa is Gus the Theatre Cats Tiachi’s dialog for the episode Mr Kamen Rider Chef Kuromoto Omakura Kana Mizuhara Risa, Scorpion What Theos has been up to for a month Shoichi’s happiness Villainous Breakdown Se7en Gordon Ramsey is a toku fan “Fixing” motorcycles Omuro’s new job A moderate speed chase The El of Wind Ryo returns to form Budget concerns True Inoue vs False Inoue Next Time: Hell on wheels Theme Song: God’s Menu by STRAY KIDS E...2025-04-0743 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 74, Agito Episode 46 Expressions of Jared’s joy James McAvoy Jed’s X-Men readthrough, more, again Cody’s new aspiration Shoichi’s pity party Boyfriend hope A harem series Every character’s downfall Schrodinger’s asphalt The surprising limits of God’s powers Kino is genuinely cool The reason for Hikawa’s vision problems Teamwork, and its limitations Shoichi is built different Sepsis is not fine #Ohnoue Tropasatsu: Did you just punchout Cthulu?! Axolotl Purgatory Nostalgia blind for Jalaji? Next Time: And now time for something completely different, again Theme Song: Jump by P1Harmony Email: kamentarytrack@gm...2025-03-3141 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 73, Agito Episode 45This Week’s Kamentary Souvenirs The correct pronunciation of OOO The last episode? God is a pursuit predator The tragically ludicrous Invicible Quantum fetish theory Kino as Rum Tum Tugger Majima as Bartok (From Anastasia) Ericius Liquor, or Drunk Eric Levels of friendship Majima is a pick me girl Psychic proof Jared has trust issues People not going to therapy Boonboomger Science Heel/Face or Face/Heel Revolving Door Falco’s face Practical effects God is a man whore Theos’ Slut Phase Arc Next Time: Things get a little punch-drunk Theme Song: Good Girl, Bad Girl b...2025-03-2434 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 72, Agito Episode 44This Week’s Kamentary The Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man The power of editing The healing power of Ryo’s abs Lamp 2 Electric Boogaloo An abundance of flashbacks Red Herring We are, technically, an educational podcast A meaningless cutaway Taichi gets territorial A startling revelation Porn audio Introducing a little mystery into the universe Return of the pelvic flood lamp A disappointing henshin Vulucris Falco and various possible origins A verbal asterisk The worst Spartacus ever Another recurring Toku location, wasp fountain Hojo jumps to some conclusions Left over Legos The Agito Alert System 2 Birds 1 Gill...2025-03-1734 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 71, Agito Episode 43This Week’s Kamentary Jared’s new old fixation Oda Eiichiro Fan Mail A parade of juicy finishers Cosmological implications, maybe Introducing your boyfriend to your girlfriend If you want something done right A rather large plot whole Shoichi’s lack of meta-awareness Pedantry, more, again Shoichi/Sawaki disambiguation, more, again Family has obligations Volucris Ulucus Yu Yu Hakasho is a bisexual show Kono is too wholesome Reshoots? Proper fire safety Ryo and Theos’ weird relationship Assuming the worst Next Time: Family drama Theme Song: Say my Name by ATEEZ Email: kamentary...2025-03-1038 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 70, Agito Episode 42This Week’s Kamentary The Pokémon TCG, more, again The Bazaar It’s About Damn Time Whole Episode Flashback Predatory, disambiguation Ashihara Kazu Cosmic Balance A who’s who of dead characters Prometh Michael, Overlord of Light An unimportant digression Various levels of stranger danger Shooting Agito Seeds The Snow Queen A kinder, softer Kino Things not to share with new people Powers of a God, or a Creed music video Shoichi’s first henshin Always confirm your kills Achieving the status quo The return of the stunt team’s kids Kingdom Hearts Too little too late Next Time...2025-03-0334 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 69, Agito Episode 41This Week’s Kamentary The Gundam TCG, again Card foiling in card games Possible Patreon specials Foreignese Confusion, persons and names A nice date Erotic Eating Bad feng shui Unhealthy coping mechanisms The Agito Club A completely pointless scene Not The Fugitive A cheap and useless mirror Theos is a bitch Power Rangers Wild Force Not how any of this works Hikawa is moving too fast More wasted screen time Boundaries A gross misuse of police resources El Lord of Water Metallic Mama mia, here we go again Next Time: We get caught in the time stream...2025-02-2438 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 68, Agito Episode 40This Week’s Kamentary Gundam games Street Dance of China Benefits and pitfalls of 1.75 speed Temporary lamp spines The professor gets it A lack of shirts Ramen fortune telling, again Hikawa is a nervous ingénue Sardonic projection How Santa and Kamen Riders are alike How to survive a toku production Skelos Glaucus The nuts Hikawa wants Shoichi/Sawaki, again Police vs. Superspeed Moving at the Speed of Plot The Toku Cut Fucking teamwork Poor Kono Angry sky children Next Time: Things get weird, in more ways than one Theme Song: One by ASTRO ...2025-02-1738 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 67, Agito Episode 39This Episode’s Kamentary Cody has a talent for understatement Incarnations of Immortality A continued disappointing lack of vehicular murder Boris Karlov’s The Mummy slow walk Ryo’s new phobia The GA-04 Antoures The most suspicious thing Hojo can say Hikawa misses the point, continually Exposition Fourth wall breaks Kino needs to make up his mind Majima’s complicated feelings on being Agito Pursuit Predation The Idiot Amadam The foibles of drama based tactical decisions Exceed Gills Hikawa’s Blue Screen of Death Next Time: We’ve been through this all before Theme Song: I Wear my Su...2025-02-1034 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 66, Agito Episode 38This Episode’s Kamentary CW: This episode discusses emotional abuse. (23:45-25:29 The Everworld Approach The boys steal my thunder Evil Hand Weak ass anesthesia Ozawa is still the best Identity concealing shoulder pads Agito has lost all meaning How not to treat a wound A better universe Things get too real Hojo’s trigger words Weaponized Bureaucracy Majima went to the Jarvan school of helping Our favorite moment in the episode Sinestra is out matched Oh-no-e Belated holiday wishes Next Time: Will Gills exceed expectations? Theme Song: Criminal by Taemin Ema...2025-02-0339 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 65, Agito Episode 37This Episode’s Kamentary Dragonsteel Nexus Pokemon Pocket TCG, again The Crocodile Hunter Hojo being nice? Various explanations for plot holes Mistaken Identity Stardew Valley Existential Farming Hikawa flirting Ryo’s bruised titty The Agito Capture Plan 2.0. 3.0? Ozawa’s bullshit meter Deus Ex Machina Stellio Dextera What vaping does to you Emotional Abuse Dramatic doctor assignments No one is changing their behavior Confusion, OR’s Stellio Sinistra Agito Shining Form Shoichi in Jail Obligatory Lizard Monsters Next Time: Shoichi tries gaslighting Theme Song: Diamond by EXO Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sk...2025-01-2746 min

The Kamentary TrackAn Update - don’t worry, the podcast isn’t overJust wanted to give you all an update on why there wasn’t an episode last Monday 2025-01-0501 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 64, Agito Episode 36This Episode’s Kamentary Question Mark Man Flamecraft Yet another Agito New credits Kino’s so kool, more, again Tomato Cake Medical malpractice with a bow on it The true origin of the Dyatlov Pass Incident Kamen Rider does not understand medicine, more, again A dropped plot Strange places to walk a dog How is Canosus like peanut butter? A masterful disguise Mana’s superpowers, more, again How bike maintenance does not work Stalking shifts Poochie We’re just doing X-Men now Kino’s arm may or may not be talking to him Agito as Highlander Face Heel Turn Ourob...2024-12-2350 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 63, Agito Episode 35This Episode’s Kamentary Cody disappears for Brandon Sanderson Florida law Kamen Rider protagonist hair A bat’leth? Prage Proof vampires don’t exist Ryo’s bisexual hair Shoichi’s manic episode Hikawa requires supervision Corvus Canosus Japanese Neo The Hero of the Akatsuki-gou This is not an Omegaverse podcast Kamen Rider doesn’t understand medicine One way to get access to an OR Blue Cross Blue Shield guidelines Coolness, your mileage may vary K2, maybe Agito Club Majima gives up agency Piscis Serratus Writing vs Directing, more, again Kino Kaoru Another Agito Big Damn Heroes G Gundam Next Time...2024-12-1643 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 62, Agito Episode 34This Episode’s Kamentary Pokémon Pocket TCG Kamen Rider Gavv We’re old Ryo’s comeuppance Conflict resolution The true leader of The Akatsuki-Gou Homoerotic tension, more, again Propheta Cruentus, The Blood-Stained Prophet El of Water’s go to Man Cold Moments World saving shift work American Magic Same sex marriage in Japan, or lack there of Self-actualization, minus the self Agito Burning Form The Rule Symbolism Ryo’s personal sleep paralysis demon Next Time: The doctor is in. Theme song: Through the Fire by 2PM Cody’s Friend Code: 1868007605711419 Jared’s Fr...2024-12-0938 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 61, Agito Episode 33This Episode’s Kamentary Roombas The New Mutants The El of Water Confusion, Powers Ryo doesn’t want to know your identity Do not insult Hikawa’s bug man crush Heroic Blue Screen of Death The fate of the Akatsuki-Gou Phytokinesis Will we ever find out who Kino is? A decent Hojo scene A concerning sentence Bad conflict management skills Masumi is a more interesting character, too late Pudge the fish Agito is just X-men A low stakes bike chase An unbelievable fight Agito is just Saiyans Who knows who is who Next Time: We’re cutting it close...2024-12-0236 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 60, Agito Episode 32This Episode’s Kamentary Fictional Jace’s Mike Tyson v. Jake Paul Various states of dead When to reevaluate your social circle Biblical parallels, again Taichi, agent of chaos The Ma-ob Metaphors Black and White, and Red all over New tiers of insignificant characters Hikawa’s responsibilities The structure of the Akatsuki-Gou survivors, or lack there of Academic rebellion Even Jed can’t be bothered at this point Principal Skinner Metaphorgotten The Akatsuki-gou don’t get closure What’s motivates an Orca The best excuses Ryo discovers a new musical genre Ryo’s hair product Toku Jesus Next Time: We’...2024-11-2544 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 59, Agito Episode 31This Episode’s Kamentary Cody has delusions of relevance Shoichi gives good advice The Professor’s questionable parenting methods Don’t listen to Hojo A very aggressive fountain Acceptable targets of weird A fate worse than Truck-kun Cetos Orcinus, Boss Orca Foreshadowing Majima Koji The Toku/BL Pipeline The Odagiri Effect, again The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. 0 to divorced real fast Blade Runner vs. The 5th Element Confusion, Nomeclature, again The Plan, or lack thereof Women according to Inoue Chekov’s Hand Size The Akatsuki-Gou School for Gifted Youngsters Slider Mode, again Motivation, or lack thereof, more, again Wh...2024-11-1841 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 58, Agito Episode 30This Episode’s Kamentary · Titles · Warhammer 40k, more, again · BoJack Horseman, again · Standard Agito · Communal food etiquette · How Hojo is and is not an ass this episode · Mean Girls · Extreme couponing · Multiuse Industrial Spaces · PTSD triggers · 300 · Passive Aggressive Kombat · Crustata Palleo · Always double tap · Motivations · Devil’s Advocate · The most critical error · Jed’s the asshole · When you’re most vulnerable · Nephilim · Power Powers · Thaumaturgy vs Psychometry, more, again · Yukatas · Color coordinated henshin 2024-11-1138 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 57, Agito Episode 29This Episode’s Kamentary We apologize for the sound quality of the last few episodes; after moving recording locations we’re still adjusting our settings. Kamen Rider Wizard Zoids Malicious Compliance Xu-Goma-Gu, again Piscis Arapaima Marine Biology with Cody, again The Bends Cloudcuckoolander Effects of the lack of Ichijo Psychically porous plastics, again Shoichi’s master plan Debbie Proper amounts of phantom thieves Nicolas Cage via Wes Anderson Hikawa gets serious Shoichi’s aura of bullshit, again How Hikawa maintains his twinkness Tennis Love We may or may not understand criminal investigations Police are not your friends ...2024-11-0439 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 56, Agito Episode 28This Episode’s Kamentary Full Metal Tarot Brotherhood Bojack Horseman Banjo, disambiguated Ambition Kobayashi Yasuko Writers vs. Directors, more, again DMT bursts MiB Felinious Distractions Ryo’s rap sheet Spotlight Episodes Very specific superpowers Echinus Famelicare Sea Urchikens Acid Heelies Uncomfortable subtext Kamen Rider Typings, more, again Trauma The Worst X-Man Ever Actual Kidnapping Night Shamoements Gills’ mouth check The Moonshiner Next Time: There’s something fishy going on Theme song: Have a Nice Day by Block B 2024-10-2845 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 55, Agito Episode 27This Episode’s Kamentary Sauron, disambiguated Adaptational vibe checks Nonspecific bondage chickens Who the fuck’s Kino? Revelatory costume changes Corvus Calvis Sexism Confusion, directors vs writers Sawaki Yukino (Podcast) Official Nomenclature Sexism, again Walking Spoiler Confusion, nomenclature Sawki’s motivation, maybe Irony Confusion, visual Trinity Form, again Amnesia, again Confusion, directors vs writers, again Ferbuses We’re sorry Silver linings Next Time: Summer Daze Theme song: Kill the Romeo by ZEROBASEONE 2024-10-2139 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 54, Agito Episode 26This Episode’s Kamentary How Cody plays DnD Ichi the Witch Pacing, or lack thereof, again Delicious comeuppance Shoichi’s aura of entrapment Slutty vegetables Various uses of tomatoes Corvus Luscus Artistic choices Cryptid disambiguation Casually menacing walking Interior design choices Shoichi disambiguation, partially Filter (over)use Corvus Intonsus Masumi has ill intent Trinity Form Powers as the Plot Demands A bad dual-wielding combo It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Night Shyamalan vs. Inoue Toshiki Next Time: An exercise in futility Theme song: It’s All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion 2024-10-1347 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 53, Agito Episode 25This Episode’s Kamentary Space Marine 2 Shoichi remembers the Z axis More Dakka Potamotrigon Cassis Hojo’s smarm levels A Braveheart Reference Hot Cross Buns Magic Tricks Emotional Support Kono Too Perfect An unnecessary flashback Magic Tricks, again Shoichi can bully anyone Hojo unsupervised Ozawa is an opportunist Japanese labor laws, or lack there of Suit actors are artists who deserve more respect Shoichi’s Pokemon type Symbolism? Sky High Next Time: The hidden origins of Shoichi Theme song: Magic by 2PM 2024-10-0737 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 52, Agito Episode 24This Episode’s Kamentary This episode was edited while I was evacuating hurricane Helene. There are a few hiccups, please understand. Shameless Patreon plug The 01 Driver Sloth Friend Bureaucratic Blame Games Our own Taichi head cannon A lamp gets promoted Badminton Breaks Potamotrigon Cucullus Gratuitous Latin Invisible vs. Incorporeal Warhammer 40k, more, again Hojo reaches even lower levels of awful Our weird ship Ryo is still part of this show Cop Math Ozawa’s master plan Evangelion vibes More Gundam references Difficult math Marine biology with Cody Next Time: Ryu has a good day, in a ce...2024-09-3035 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 51, Agito Episode 23The episode originally mixed exclusively to the left audio track. That should now be fixed. This Episode’s Kamentary Birthdays and Anniversaries The return of Business Man Pun based assholery Fanservice Omuro has delusions of grandeur Cody is a mark The V1 System Hojo’s superpower Tofu based Iron Man qualifications Manzai Omuro has a valid point The Iron Man off Kamen Rider G3-X Gundam, more, again I. is a crapshoot A well-placed basketball Saiyan Biology GX-05 Kerberos Space Marine 2 Monster Mash Catharsis by proxy Mecha Godzilla Next Time: We really go through it. 2024-09-2339 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 50, Agito Episode 22This Episode’s Kamentary · Kevin Can Go Fuck Himself · Crush House · Hikawa is hot, more, again · Various levels of G · Gross misappropriation of tax-payer money · Professor Takamura Kosuke · Apis Vespa · Misogyny · Thank you, Toku Stats · The Ladette · Puns, more, again · Aspis Mellitus · Weird science facts I’m not going to check for veracity · Shoichi’s source of inspiration · Retroactive monster downgrade · VR vs AR · Sword nomenclature · Ozawa, the best character in the show Next Time: We force the issue of the Ironman-Off Theme song: Honey by Lay 2024-09-1635 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 49, Agito Episode 21This week’s Kamentary Black Myth Wukong Plot relevant powers Ozawa has ulterior motives Impromptu bondage With great power comes great insanity Shoichi and Ryo skipped some steps Shoichi gets dumped, sort of Problems in nomenclature translation Hojo is not self-aware Panteras Rubeo vs. Marco Rubio Aki has a lot of, probably unearned, confidence Ryo’s cycle Speed running relationships Aki’s toxic trait, other than lying Gills’ boner whip An entirely original sentence The last Monster Mash for a bit Fun matters Next Week: Bee here or bee square This episode’s theme song: Crazy by 4...2024-09-0936 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 48, Agito Episode 20This week’s Kamentary WMAC Masters Japanese property laws, maybe Cinematography Choices What’s the deal with Theos? Emotional whiplash The voices in Ryo’s head Sekiya Masumi Sagara Katsuhiko Layers Proper business placement Car tips Plot armor Pantheras Cyanaeus, Pantheras Rubeo, and Pantheras Magistra Cat nipples Palette Swaps Nobody likes Taichi Rating on spite Fool me once… Next Week: Some crazy cat fights This episode’s theme song: Judas sung by Key of SHINee (Original by Adele) 2024-09-0246 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 47, Agito Episode 19This week’s Kamentary Creature features The best comic book movie of all time Sweltering bias What constitutes a good day for Ryo Ozawa is Sigourney Weaver Ramen fortune telling The pickle Hojo wants Shoichi bullies Hikawa. More. Again. Hojo does actual work The lamp has a comeback Hojo’s perfect Sunday Proper timing for bike-fu When to offer up an alibi Pet the Dog Ryo literally falls for Shoichi Feature or Bug? You decide Next Week: Herding cats This episode’s theme song: Electric Shock by f(x) 2024-08-2640 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 46, Agito Episode 18This week’s Kamentary How records work Bug souls. Again. Agito as Kamentary of feudalism Kopi Luwak Tsukasa Ryuji The Idiot Ball Kamen Rider wardrobe choices Twice edged Sawaki’s bad trip, again Metaphorical Fellatio Hanamura “Boss” Sashi Hydrozoa Ignio Dollar/Yen exchange rate Shoichi the cryptid The American Dream Cody’s next DnD character Some uncomfortable Jared lore Bad Police work. Again. Geoffry’s real name G3’s weakness Join us next week to learn how not to get away with murder This episode’s theme song: Work by ATEEZ 2024-08-1951 min

The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 3, Saban's Masked Rider Episodes 1&2Due to a combination of health and hurricanes we interrupt your regularly scheduled Agito kamentary. This was originally ran on our Patreon back in December. I apologize for the volume on this. I've done my best, but you will likely need to listen to it a bit louder than usual. This week's Kamentary · We’re sorry · The origins of Masked Rider · Jared was a dumb kid · Spider Base, a ship in pain · Arizona with a Filter on · Toxic gas mining · Dregon, Facts, Nef...2024-08-121h 17

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 45, Agito Episode 17This week’s Kamentary Various Kamen Riders that aren’t Agito Ryo deserves happiness Curve Sickle must split Awkward in hindsight Hojo’s flawed science The Inoue Test Greasy sliding Everyone should hit Hojo None of us speak sports Hojo has too much power The goal posts have a mind of their own Finally, an answer, and so many more questions Aki lies, a lot The Trials and Tribulations of Ryo The Mole A theory we want to test Even in death don’t give up your thing G3’s record Sexism boat Tetris Production blogs coming soon to Pa...2024-08-0540 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 44, Agito Episode 16This week’s Kamentary Multiple forms of X-men Ryo needs better PR Aki likes to watch The best way to not draw attention to yourself Produce affinities Kamaitatchi Villains Act, Heroes React The Agito Capture Plan, or lack there of Shoichi is too pure for Old Maid Geoffrey may or may not know how hearing works Ineffective cleaning methods How not to get Mana to do something Fish fingering, again Shoichi’s X-men power Ryo adds another item to his rap sheet Specialty school An inside joke, again Shoichi’s grumbly tum tum is ill defined Stalking the stalke...2024-07-2933 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 43, Agito Episode 15A special note, due to technical difficulties this and the next two episodes I was working with a streamlined soundboard. This week’s Kamentary Chuck E. Cheese has lore The psychological trauma of Stuart Little An ill-advised medical procedure A subtle, but important distinction Hojo has been proven fucking The Agito capture project Taichi’s a little bitch Background characters, or lack there of Sakaki Aki The secret to Shoichi’s garden Hojo’s a petty bitch Surprise cooking lessons Freudian Psychology Skelos Falx a.k.a. Curve Sickle Another secret to Shoichi’s garden Agito’s perfect co...2024-07-2238 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 42, Agito Episode 14This week’s Kamentary Kamen Rider Geats The difference between Shoichi and Godai Hospitals vs Power Armor How to motivate Mana Another terrible superpower VHS players Terrific Frickin’ Hojo Ryo’s Still in the show Shoichi manipulates Hikawa, again One way to handle Acutia Machine Tornador: Slider Mode Coconut Superpowers The Overlord’s motivations, or lack there of Bussel Sprout and Cabbage Cake The Professor has emotions about a mug Poetry A bit Vega from Street Fighter Join us next week as we let the dog out This episode’s theme song: Happy Death Day by Xdinary...2024-07-1445 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 41, Agito Episode 13This week’s Kamentary Our favorite video games Ozawa experiences schadenfreude Leiurus Acutia Both of these children are flawed We don’t trust Hojo Fish fingers Osmosis Jones We want to hang with Kono The Great British Bake Off How you know we are in our 30’s One thing to do with someone else’s money Suddenly: Axe The Day the Music Lied A rare moment of Unity Join us next week for a wild ride. This episode’s theme song: BIRTHDAY by Joun Somi 2024-07-0839 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 40, Agito Episode 12This week’s Kamentary Suit Acting Possibly misplaced faith Hojo’s sniveling best Plant Anchors A familiar legend Saeko’s answer to everything Ozawa is done with people’s shit Why Agito Some awesome cinematography Saeko’s Shining moment An elaborate ruse Shoichi’s hypocrisy All Legends are Real The Mari Lwyd Effectively bad CGI A fun day for the stunt team Hojo get’s what’s been coming to him Cool Explosion, No Waiting The Matrix Sawaki Tatsuya Lies my brother told me Hikawa’s Pretty The Crash at the Lake? Join us next week as we deal with some...2024-07-0144 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 39, Agito episode 11This week’s Kamentary Furiosa Defeat Equals Explosion Feet, again Hojo gets dressed down More lack of police procedure What’s on Shoichi’s mind Feet, more, again Equus Noctis Equus Dies Kono’s master plan What is behind the ceiling Shinohara Saeko Cody is developing pattern recognition These characters have a lot of free time Proper compensation for labor Saeko’s superpower Bad lessons to teach children Menacing whinnying Hojo unfortunately has a point Another of Cody’s favorite tropes Join us next week as we dive into mystery. This episode’s theme song: Little Black B...2024-06-2436 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 38, Agito Episode 10This week’s Kamentary The Kuuga Manga God Cop/Neutral Cop Cataracs The inverse relation of our opinions on Kono and Omuro Leviathan Interrogating sunshine Ryo will never have a good day Thaumaturgy vs. Psychometry The Men Who Stare at Goats Secret Keepers The Akatsuki incident, again Octopies is gross Tax Evasion, again Superpower or illegal operation of a motor vehicle by a minor, you decide Why we don’t go to parks Octopies is a Saiyan Hojo is a bitch What we know Cody learns a new trick Join us next week for some good old-fashioned hors...2024-06-1743 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 37, Agito Episode 9This week’s Kamentary Millennials’ power source The simple things in life What sustains Fucking Hojo Miura Tomoko Amnesia Everyday An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo Feet, again The value of 200 yen Various uses of the word cabbage Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of Kono without Hojo A delirious good mood Disposable Women The Margerine of Murder Proto Blackberry Mollipes Octipes Squelching Rapid Onset Squidification How to incriminate yourself real quick Is ooze death? The purpose of art Join us next week for some X-Files shit. This episode’s theme song: Atla...2024-06-1044 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 36, Agito Episode 8This week’s Kamentary An attempt at ASMR Creator Thumbprint A new character also named Taichi We love Ozawa Shoichi in a very compromising position Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of Time honored Kamen Rider tradition A familiar location Someone listens to our episodes Failing in a creative way Good ol’ fashioned stoogery Too himbo to commit crimes Some very effective headphones How Fucking Hojo spends his day Agito Flame Form Agito Voltron The dumb ways Riders make plans Self-penetration, or lack there of The Overlord’s newest actor Insect soul transplantation The origin of Gills To...2024-06-0345 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 35, Agito Episode 7This week’s Kamentary The Ghost Stories Dub This week’s worst X-men Power Corvus Croccio Jared’s sleep paralysis demon Shoichi is a free rider Death by Backstory Mana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmography Feet How to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbins Good old-fashioned blackmail Overlord 2.0 Contact hallucinations Various -kinesises Very particular and specific neurosis The dodge button 30% Judgement Cody’s least favorite animal Join us next week for some red-hot action! This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi 2024-05-2738 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 34, Agito Episode 6This week’s Kamentary Jed’s new obsession The Hell Divers revolution Middle Manager of Evil An important message about gift giving Emotional resonance of anime theme songs Save to stab ratios Feminists attack Dobby is not a free elf A new light for Darkseid The narrative use of Hojo’s haterade Our Angels are Different Kamen Rider Gills Maroon 5 Fine Kamen Rider tradition A good cover story Unanswered questions, in my mystery story? Grumbly in the tumbly Intro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film? Our 3 riders Taking a bite out of crime The fate of the...2024-05-2050 min

The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 2, Kamen Rider 71 episode 1Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies. This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up. This week’s Kamentary · How recent are production values? · Hongo Takeshi · Tachibana Tobee · Johaku vs Johnan · A convoluted plan. Maybe · Man Spider · Evil Beatniks · Shocker · The Power of the Wind, whatever th...2024-05-1352 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 33, Agito Episode 5This week’s Kamentary Takeshi’s Castle A Misnomer All bad options The hierarchy of who gets to sleep Again. Parental devastation Theming How not to dress for intimidation A reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke) Absolute savagery Katahira Mayumi Appropriate uses of psychic powers, or not A boom tube Anguis Masculus Bad flirting Equipper is not a good word The Mysterious Child Creepy Children Overlord Geoffry A strong hint Malakh Anguis Fimineus Snake Daddy Join next week for action up to our Gills 2024-05-0641 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 32, Agito Episode 4This week’s Kamentary New more ridiculous mysteries What to do when you don’t know what to say Hate Sink The royal “he” Don’t listen to Hojo Big Evangelion vibes An ominous door knob Puns Our parents lied to us Nonsense science What turtles keep in their shell New boyfriend? Invisible upgrades The Machine Tornador Superior ordinance What feels like home now Unexpected immaculate menacing babies Join us next week…oh god why’d it have to be snakes This week's theme song: DNA by BTS 2024-04-2935 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 31, Agito Episode 3This week’s Kamentary How to care for carnivorous plants Big government issued shoes The proper term for transitioning out of Rider form Everyone wants power armor Hospital windows Testudo Oceanus Stoogery Househusbands Appropriate crime scene souvenirs Resignation A good doggo X-Files vs. dollar store magic Ozawa’s educational interests Razor scooters Added benefits of flood light belts Testudo Terrestris Rock Candy Pacing Pokemon trivia Join us next week for a shell of a time. 2024-04-2238 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 30, Agito Episode 2This week’s Kamentary: Bait and Switch credits Ryo’s new workout program Filial relations and vegetable preferences U.L.’s vs U.L.F.s Further proof of alternate realities Everyone’s favorite character, Hojo Hikawa is no Ichijo The annoy Jed canon for this series Proof of superpowers A huge jump in logic The origin of captcha Seasonings or lack there of Modern sensibilities Pedal Power 9000 Our First Bike-Fu GS-03 Destroyer Agito Storm Form GG-02 Salamander Palette Swaps Luteus’ meaning Kamen Rider Ooops All Kitty Kats Join us next week for some underground fun. This wee...2024-04-1541 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 29, Agito Episode 1This week’s Kamentary: The lowdown on Agito Hikawa Makoto, Kamen Rider G3 Ozawa Sumiko and Omuro Takahiro Tardis Ammo capacity Mikumo Sakaki OOPArts Johaku University Professor Misugi Yoshiko Tsugami Shoichi Ashihara Ryo Kazaya Mana Tropasatsu: Amnesia The smallest Speedo A truck ULs vs. ULFs A shoe horn Pantheras Luteus Hojo Toru and Kono Koji How not to comfort a grieving widow Misugi Taichi Radishes The Guard Chaser Design by committee Kuuga by way of Gundam Car Blowing Up Budget Kamen Rider Agito, Ground Form Pantheras Alpis and Pantheras Tristis Faux-Latin Join us next week for some ca...2024-04-0859 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 28, Kuuga RetrospectiveThis week’s Kamentary Hell Divers 2 The Stupendium Hallmark of good writing The secondary cast Actual Zodiac Killer Tsubaki We didn’t get into this to be subjective Jean-Luigi Jared is Sakurai Superlatives Scale tipping Least favorite moments Jed’s mash record Favorite moments Changes going forward Join us next week for Agito 2024-04-0144 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 27, Kuuga Episode 49This week’s Kamentary Real Power A Blue Sky, a lot of blue sky Distant Finale Bats The Godai Yusuke Blend Nana’s hair, again Kazari Tamasubaro Various animals similar to Godai How to send a blade via the postal service The symbolism of Blue Skies Cody continues to make things up Why we need less metaphor in prophecies We had high hopes in the 90s The highest praise Jared will give Dragon Form Join us next week for a superlative review. This week’s theme song: Rover by Kai 2024-03-2535 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 26, Kuuga Episodes 47 and 48This week’s Kamentary R.I.P Akira Toriyama Morose wandering, more, again N-Daguva-Zeba Evil Counterparts Producer Jed lore Symbolism Kanzaki, yet again The meaning of the color white The definition of insanity is Grongi The myriad of ways a walk can go wrong There are not words for the crimes Enokida has created The most composed pregnant woman ever Tsubaki’s perfect Sunday The hospital level of Silent Hill 2 Pop’s finally gets it A poignant goodbye, and casual death Shuto’s continued path of delinquency Romance tropes Ichijo on a motorcycle Fuck Disney Ultimate Kuuga Form Foreplay...2024-03-181h 05

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 25, Kuuga Episodes 44-46This week’s Kamentary Some quiet time with your significant other Gender roles Career options for performing arts kids Elsewhere is the GAP A light scolding Go-Gadol-Ba The Michael Bay That’s not how this works Stone Cody is making things up again The boys each have two references Gurongi math, again Gender roles, again What version of war crimes are we on now? Lots of subtext Sakurako sees all How to operate a microwave Enokida Destroyer of Worlds Meanwhile back at what’s wrong Electricity can do anything How Tsubaki spends most of his time Doldo is a surp...2024-03-111h 38

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 24, Kuuga Episodes 42 and 43This week’s Kamentary Nu-Zaijo-Re Go-Babel-Da Swatting fish in a barrel An awesome jump kick Daguva or the clear eyes guy An early Monster Mash We hardly knew ye New war crimes More bad hair choices Some guy Modern Major Beetle Borg Tsubaki has been having a field day Why we don’t play Risk anymore A banishing ritual of a small child Does Tsubaki just like cutting things up? A touching nursery rhyme Detective Katsuragi Our contribution to Kuuga A filter choice How not to calm down a little girl Literally going white with fear Good fire disc...2024-03-041h 14

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 23, Kuuga Episode 40 and 41This week’s Kamentary Godai the stray cat The better Kuuga Zaijo probably knows more than us Go-Jaaza-Gi Airports have changed since Kuuga A liminal pocket dimension Problems with branding The manual Surprise English Nana may be a vampire Professor Hongo with the bushy eyebrows Creed can be stopped What not to do when impaled by a barbed spear One way to start a conversation Hell? A nightmare? 4 eyes no soul Mapquest The Kuuga Project Jared’s soapbox Godai gets emotional Procedure must be followed The Arthur Angry Fist Jaaza’s Herculean Form Dual Wielding Titan Why sushi costs...2024-02-261h 23

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 22, Kuuga Episodes 38 and 39This week’s Kamentary: Jared’s thoughts on the last two episodes Rye smiles Not So Different The truth of Goma’s mask Tsubaki’s news access Pole Pole’s diminishing presence Hot Fuzz references The Justin Timberlake of the Grongi Goma’s bad drug trip A pit of bodies Remember Kanako? Thermal Ink Ichijo should be the protagonist of a BL Ichijo level of jump, but stupid Against Medical Advice Heaps Goma’s flirting Doldo is so done Jared likes Dragon Form? Zalazu takes a nap A bad explanation Contractually obligated Nerf Kanzaki? The Grongi social media presence Is it...2024-02-201h 40

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 21, Kuuga Episodes 36 and 37Still playing with the sound and working with a new voice, please excuse the weirdness. Jared was out this week, so we were joined by our friend KT. This week’s Kamentary: Kuuga in recap Cody tries to remember names Where’s Baruba? Perfect Pacifist People Enokida needs new war crime data Go-Zalazu-Ba What’s been going on with Goma? Nana’s hair choice Lift’s new anti-taxi campaign Godai might be too used to this Goma’s glow up You’ve seen a kip up, you ain’t seen this New how name Axe body spray A...2024-02-121h 07

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 20, Kuuga Episodes 34 and 35Tried something new with the sound. We’ll see how it works out. TW: Psychological torture, suicide, and gore This week’s Kamentary Cody is the best in the world at dinosaur riding lizard men Non-Euclidian fringe A found footage horror villain Waxing the Beat Chaser Sterling Curry Sugita has some swagger The Freaking Korak Forest Multilingually offense The autopsy room is still wet Skill 608 Morally complex preschoolers Go-Jalaji-Da Kanako The time-honored tradition of Bike Slap Ace Ventura The Be group A stagehand with a flashlight We have opinions on realistic goals for murder The...2024-02-051h 31

The Kamentary TrackSpecial Episode 1, Gotchard Episode 1I tried to get levels up as much as I could. But this is from when I knew even less about what I was doing. This week's Kamentary · How Gotchard and Kuuga are related · Kudoh Fuuga · Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis · How to describe this episode? · Spy Kids does the Old West · Ichinose Hotaru · Hotaru’s catchphrase · Ichinose Tamami · Mr. Minato · Amateur Dream Chaser · Kudoh Rinne · Alchemy or Magic · Is poetry loving an insult ·...2024-01-2955 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 19, Kuuga Episodes 32 and 33This week’s Kamentary Everything Cody loves is Kamen Rider Go-Badaa-Ba Kamentary Track After Dark Administrative Oversight Some Power Rangers are cops Our Muppet AU, more, again Literally looking the other way Barking up the wrong tree Godai’s surrogate boyfriend Egalitarian Murder Gurongi questions we don’t want answered What to do when approached by government agents Bike-Fucking-Fu! The end of the Try Chaser 2000 A An important speech that we will never hear How Doldo gets around Another important conversation we will never hear Godai needs props Sakurai takes command Godai is jonsing for a bike Why Baruba...2024-01-221h 09

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 18, Kuuga Episode 31This week Kamentary: Privilege check The way we think Where is Pops? 107,000 panes of glass Clippy A meaningful look Sakurai’s stress eating Goma’s conviction Iron Horses, again More talents of Nu-Zaijo-Re Multiform Balance Vicious Bike-Fu Qualifications for having power American TV sucks Jared is not ready Join us next week for some Badaa-ss TV. 2024-01-1527 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 17, Kuuga Episode 29 and 30This Weeks Kamentary Technical Difficulties C.S. Lewis vs Miyazaki Jump to 5:30 to avoid discussion of The Boy and the Heron Chono Junichi, again The survival rate of morose wandering children More war crimes The Grongi are finally concerned about Kuuga Go-Gamego-Re Cultural associations of turtles Tiers of Grongi fashion The happenings within Godai’s body One (improper) way to set your art Is there an alternative to Godai? Murder Roulette Rich people are awful Gamego’s feet Junichi don’t give a damn Bad Radio Hour of Power Just kill him Warpath Ichijo Something Awkward between Jean and En...2024-01-081h 34

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 16, Kuuga Episodes 27 and 28Happy New Year! This week’s Kamentary: Go-Beimu-Gi A new credit sequence Kamen cooking skills Motoki Keiko We did the research Kuuga is a feature and a bug Goma-Gu’s eczema A Melody of Murder Tsubaki shoots his shot A very valid concern Whatever happened to the Shrimp Grongi Japanese police cars Some literal bad news for Keiko Beimu has a Beautiful Mind A very cool bike-fu scene A lack of cool juice What’s the one thing we all agree on? Nana grapples with mortality Goma-Gu isn’t used to positive feedback Himbo Rambling Rack Zooms Tr...2024-01-011h 32

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 15, Kuuga Episodes 25 and 26This week’s Kamentary Cosmic horror by way of Dr. Seuss A special thanks Kanzaki, again A whole bunch of Go Someone thanks Goma?! Kirishima Hikaru Morose Walking, again Go-Buuro-Go Jed in a bird costume Police are Useless The Hogwarts Express Car vending machines Rising Pegasus Form How does someone prevent their imminent demise this week? Shocking Continuity Gundam models Nana and Pop’s are the worst influences on each other A butt load of bird shit Buuro’s extracurricular activities Owls’ digestive systems Show and Tell Cody’s Honeymoon, again Godai is a bard Two surprisingly well done deep...2023-12-251h 17

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 14, Kuuga Episodes 23 and 24This week’s Kamentary Will it Grong? Sakurako discovers PornHub Who actually works at Pole Pole? Godai’s Tingles Public transport etiquette, or lack there of La-Doldo-Gu Me-Garima-Ba The surprisingly recurrent element of Kuuga Can children evade taxes? Go-Buuro-Gu The Gouram is bilingual Can nerf swords cut at the atomic level? Blatant product placement Actual police work What is the new genre of obligatory scene? Godai and Enokida’s special relationship Honor among Grongi Guy with Purse-lady’s origin story The real culprit was tennis Why is Godai so sweaty? No one likes Pop’s jokes Some one tries to p...2023-12-181h 21

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 13, Kuuga Episodes 21 and 22This week’s Kamentary What is Goma-Gu’s back up plan? Pole Pole goes tropical Enokida’s troubled home life Poor Kameyama The ULF B designation A sadly necessary producer’s note Abdominal Adornments The ending of The Blair Witch project Motorcycle tramp stamp Me-Galme-Re More time skips, and more off-screen Grongi Hollywood Chameleons More of our Muppet AU Galme-Re has better sleep hygiene than Sakurako or Enokida James Deanesque Go-Baada-Ba Return of the Sorting Algorithm of Evil Weird lighting choices Jean has Feelings about Enokida’s situation Jean’s Plums Ichijo gets lucky Jed’s old dog Solo The trade...2023-12-111h 17

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 12, Kuuga Episode 20This week we were joined by special guest Charlie the Rider Dog, you can hear his little ear flaps This week’s Kamentary: Skull faced walrus men Some belated praise for last week’s episodes Godai is a delightful passenger princess How Godai survived What makes a himbo Breather Episodes Chekov’s Chunks The Amadam Is Producer Jed a robot scarab? We may never know Turtle vs God Does Joe Odagiri have a drumming double The props department put in some work Me-Ginoga-De 2 Electric Boogaloo Godai impersonates Ichijo. Badly What is up with these guys in suits...2023-12-0449 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 11, Kuuga Episodes 18 and 19This week’s Kamentary This was also recorded alongside last week’s episode, so we were all still sick. Please bear with us. Skill 1808 What does a Gouram weigh? Me-Ginoga-De Okama Frothing Moppet Hordes Ichijo’s favorite skill Queer Coded Villains Tsubaki FUCKS, but can’t flirt An unexpected call back Ginoga-De just gets worse A biology lesson Ginoga-De would be much more successful in Florida Ichijo goes to war Godai dies Enokida’s superpower is science A metaphor The anime Shinzo A very powerful scene Sakurako makes a valid point The reason they have that warning at...2023-11-271h 12

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 10, Kuuga Episode 17This week’s Kamentary: Please bear with us, this episode and the next were recorded while we were all sick. I did my best. Cody’s humor level A nothing burger Me-Gadra-Da Baruba-De is so done with this We have a narrator now?! How does chitin work? Is it zippers? Clip Shows We approve this Rider Kick Is it even fair to rate this episode? Our lowest rated monster yet. We do our own type of recap episode What surprising episode is still our favorite? Our favorite moments How did Jed forget this show was so gay...2023-11-2039 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 9, Kuuga Episodes 15 and 16This week’s Kamentary Nozomi shoots her shot Sakurako finally gets some sleep The mysterious motivations of the scarab Me-Garido-Gi Chocolates or Banana Hammock The Bechdel Test Ichijo’s tragic backstory The Madame Ichijo Ichijo family traditions This show is for 12-year olds The Gouram and TryGouram2000 My Horse is a Motorbike A game of chicken Now you’re worried about taking evidence? Jean-Michel is concerned for someone other than himself?! More on Pole Pole’s menu Nonconsensual naps Semi-sentient bike with blood pressure Another game of chicken A very boringly named Rider Break Consent is sexy How the Ichi...2023-11-1356 min

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 8, Kuuga Episodes 13 and 14This week’s Kamentary: The real problem with Grongi designs The Infamous Rider Time: Ryuki Scene A fun way to say squid New credits Godai’s continued dedication to branding exe Me-Byran-Gi Sakurako has no work life balance A classically scored massacre Bad Cop, Statue Cop Chono Junichi How to lose the game Just for Pun The origin of this podcast Confectionary deception Sakurako wants Jean to be eaten by a bear Ichijo’s true superpower, plot perception And suddenly, a clown Surprising insight from Godai Everybody is thirsty for Ichijo Jean Michelle is in it for the fame P...2023-11-061h 14

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 7: Kuuga Episodes 11 and 12This Week’s Kamentary The secret origins of Cody and Jared Mr. Kannzaki Xu-Zain-Da’s doing his own thing Godai works?! A frog puppet And now for something completely different The Odagiri Effect Ichijo doesn’t have a girlfriend Grown men should not call young girls “little assistant” Remember Kameyama? We didn’t The Grongi have learned Japanese You don’t have to file paperwork if your dead A new challenger approaches Godai and Ichijo break up?! Godai needs to use his other toys Skill 107 Contractually obligated smacking The boys figure something out themselves Stick figure plans Sakurako and Mr. Kanzak...2023-10-311h 00

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 6, Kuuga Episodes 9 and 10This week’s kamentary: The Grongi Red Light District More Grongi killed off screen Do Giant Anteaters actually exsist Mikado is good Mikado Me-Giga-Gi the world’s saddest clown Goma-Gu does not get to play the game now Jean Michel is part Weeble The proper response to a wet clown There is no good way to talk about Giga-Gi How does Pops answer the phone Buying affection with ice cream At least on of us pays attention Skeeballing for promotions Shut up Shinji and get in the robot The most uncomfortable moment yet Producer Jed was wrong Mikado and...2023-10-231h 06

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 5, Kuuga Episodes 7 and 8Please be advised this week’s episode involves themes of suicide. This week’s kamentary: What would you do for a cup of coffee with Brendan Fraser? The greatest live action anime adaptation ever Always vote more muppets A 3-week time skip and the interesting things we’ve missed Possibly the worst Kamen Rider character, Sasayama Nozomi The Grongi are Hooked on Phonics The Me Group, finally Me-Vagis-Ba The Sorting Algorithm of Evil Natsume Mika Continued disregard for relics The Linto Tribe Jean has career goals, but can’t read a room Enokida Hikari Godai’s updated bu...2023-10-161h 17

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 4, Kuuga Episodes 5 and 6This week’s Kamentary -The Cardinal Beasts -This week’s official soundtrack -The cultural complexity that is Jean Michel Sorrel -Kazari Tamasaburo “Pops” -The very Kamen Ground that is Kitaro’s filmography -Questionable medical practices -Tsubaki Shuichi -Godai’s irresponsible lack of concern -Nu-Zaijo-Re -Xu-Badzu-Ba -The sad decline of Xu-Goma-Gu -Administrative accountability, finally -A surprisingly well known “secret” prototype -Jealousy inspired transmutation, possibly -Shocker and it’s riders -Dragon Form...2023-10-091h 14

The Kamentary TrackEpisode 3, Kuuga Episodes 3 and 4Episode 3 show notes This week’s Kamentary -Mortal Rider Kamen Kombat -Proper love letter etiquette -Resident Evil. Again. -A faulty classification system -Begrudging respect for Xu-Gamun-Ba -The dangers of dating a ULF -La-Baruba-De -The possibility of escaping in high heels -Xu-Mebio-Da -The proper fate for a sexual harasser -We are not properly equipped to discuss racism in Asian media -A bad way to clean a wound -Godai’s unconventional sleeping arrangements -Literal plot...2023-10-021h 05

The Kamentary TrackKamentary Track Episode 2, Kuuga Episode 2This Week’s Kamentary -We’re old -Ichijo’s favorite movie -The Ironman school of secret identities -The origin of Producer Jed -A dubious cover story -Resident Evil Apocalypse, maybe -The unique filmography of Robert Rodrieguez -A perfectly normal interaction with a priest -Batman, not that one -Ichijo’s favorite superpower -HoYay! -What Uno and Queer representation have in common -An unfortunate lack of stoogeery -A totally normal catholic priest -More Resident Evil A...2023-09-2539 min

The Kamentary TrackKamentary Track Episode 1, Kuuga Episode 1Kamentary in this episode this episode: -A lesson on Japanese Eras -A brief history of Tokusatsu -Ill-timed genre awareness -Some Kamen Ground -Going full Wilbur -Professional Dream Chasing -The oldest trick in the book -Questionable policing practices -Spider-Man -Revelatory thumbs up -An act of debauchery Next Week: Episode 2, Transformation 2023-09-1845 min