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Monográficos Zona CeroLa magia de las floresNo se tiene ninguna certeza, sobre el inicio de la utilización de las plantas medicinales. Los descubrimientos de las plantas medicinales fueron la mayor parte de las veces, producto de la casualidad. Nuestros antepasados tenían que andar constantemente en busca de nuevos alimentos y para ello probaban todas las especies botánicas que les ofrecía la tierra que habitaban para comprobar si eran comestibles o no.
No se tiene ninguna certeza, sobre el inicio de la utilización de las plantas medicinales. Los descubrimientos de las plantas medicinales fueron la mayor parte de las veces, producto de la ca...
2013-06-1434 min
Monográficos Zona CeroConspiracionesEl hombre nunca llegó a la Luna. El 16 de junio de 1969, millones de personas en todo el planeta se apostaron frente a sus televisores para ver un hecho que cambiaría la historia, y pondría a los Estados Unidos como vencedora frente a la Unión Soviética en la carrera espacial: Neil Armstrong daba el primer paso del hombre en la Luna.
Sin embargo, otra versión sostiene que eso nunca ocurrió, y que lo que pasaron por la televisión fue una mentira producida en Hollywood por el cineasta Stanley Kubrick, director de “2001, Odisea del Espacio”. Esto se sustenta...
2013-06-1243 min
Monográficos Zona CeroFraudes ParanormalesRanking con los diez fraudes más destacados en parapsicología por Carlos Canales y Jesús Callejo. Monográfico de Juan Antonio Cebrián. Portada homenaje a Scooby Doo dedicada a Inés.
2013-06-1046 min
Monográficos Zona CeroRoger Boskovich el genio olvidadoEs interesante descubrir a estos personajes medio enterrados en la historia, a la sombra de los clásicos. El caso de Boscovich es más curioso porque no se trata de un “supuesto” genio: sus descubrimientos y teorías son reales y están documentados, sólo que no están reconocidos suficientemente en los libros de texto.
Roger Joseph Boscovich, físico, geómetra, astrónomo y filósofo, nació en Dubrovnik, Ragusa, en 1711. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-06-0728 min
Monográficos Zona CeroCrononautas y teletransportaciónHay numerosa documentación de gente que a aparecido en lugares y tiempos distintos, personas que han ido por un camino cuyo recorrido tardan en realizar unos minutos y han perdido la memoria y la noción del tiempo encontrándose en el lugar de destino horas más tarde, en ocasiones han sido grupos de gente, incluso en la carretera trayectos de pocos minutos se han tardado horas sin saber porque, incluso hay casos de días, pero también es cierto que muchos de estos casos pueden tener una explicación natural y racional. Monográfico con Carlos Canales...
2013-06-0533 min
Monográficos Zona CeroOuijaFue Charles Kennard quien la llamó Ouija. El origen de su nombre no se sabe muy bien, se ha dicho que posiblemente venga de una antigua palabra egipcia que significa buena suerte. Pero es más probable que el nombre venga del nombre de la ciudad marroquí Oujda. Aunque Guillermo Fuld sería quien pasaría a la historia como el padre del tablero Ouija. Las empresas de Fuld, emplearon trucos de marketing, para reinventar la historia de la ouija, incluso llegó a afirmar que él mismo fue el inventor y que su nombre era una fusión entre la palabra...
2013-06-0435 min
Monográficos Zona CeroEl Necronomicón H.P. LovecraftEl Necronomicón fue citado muchas veces por Lovecraft a lo largo de su obra y, pese a que admitió que no era más que un invento suyo, algunos aún creen que el Necronomicón existe y que en él se encierran los secretos para despertar a las terribles y siniestras fuerzas que alguna vez imperaron sobre la Tierra antes de que la Humanidad viese la luz. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-06-0330 min
Monográficos Zona CeroAstroarqueología Paleo-SETILa arqueoastronomía es el estudio de yacimientos arqueológicos relacionados con el estudio de la astronomía por culturas antiguas. También estudia el grado de conocimientos astronómicos poseído y los instrumentos utilizados por los diferentes pueblos antiguos. Uno de los aspectos de esta disciplina es el estudio del registro histórico de conocimientos astronómicos anterior al desarrollo de la moderna astronomía. Con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo, Nacho Ares y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-3137 min
Monográficos Zona CeroEstigmasLos estigmas son señales o marcas que aparecen en el cuerpo de algunas personas, casi siempre devotas cristianas. Estas heridas son similares a las heridas infligidas sobre Jesús durante su crucifixión según la iconografía cristiana tradicional; así, muchos estigmatizados suelen tener marcas en las palmas de las manos, y no en el antebrazo, punto donde se clavaban los clavos a los crucificados. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián,
2013-05-3037 min
Monográficos Zona CeroCátarosLos cátaros o albigenses fueron un grupo religioso que cobró gran importancia en algunas zonas de Europa entre los siglos X y XIII. Sus doctrinas fueron calificadas como heréticas por la Iglesia católica, que luchó por erradicarlas con instrumentos tan contundentes como la Santa Inquisición o las primeras cruzadas. Su recuerdo sigue vivo en las regiones del Languedoc (Francia) y en las leyendas sobre los conocimientos y tesoros que ocultaban, entre los que podría encontrarse el mismísimo Santo Grial. Monográfco con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-2834 min
Monográficos Zona CeroSerendipia y sincronicidadSincronicidad es un término originariamente acuñado por Jung que se refiere a la unión de los acontecimientos interiores y exteriores de un modo que no se puede explicar pero que tiene sentido para el observador, es decir, ese tipo de eventos en nuestra vida que solemos achacar a la casualidad, a la suerte, o a la magia. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-2723 min
Monográficos Zona CeroIslas evanescentesTodos los pueblos, lugares o regiones tienen leyendas e historias envueltas de misterio sobre el pasado, en Canarias existe la leyenda de San Borondón, la isla que aparece y desaparece. Esta leyenda está especialmente arraigada en la isla del Hierro y en su pueblo por la teórica cercanía de esta isla inexistente con la pequeña isla herreña.
Una de las historia cuenta que el Señor Brandán, monje evangelizador irlandés encontró una isla en la que pasar la noche tras varias jornadas en busca de tierras a las que llevar su religión. Los navegan...
2013-05-2236 min
Monográficos Zona CeroLibros ReveladosA lo largo de la historia se han considerado ciertos textos o libros como producto de una Revelacion superior y personas de distintas creencias asi los toman, los mas conocidos son la Biblia y el Coran. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-2135 min
Monográficos Zona CeroPelículas malditas 2Se dice que nadie cree en las maldiciones hasta que acaba sufriendo una, pero ¿Es posible que el cine, el arte de entretención por antonomasia, pueda propiciar la mala suerte? ¿Pueden algunas películas, o temas de películas, atraer desgracias e infortunio?. En la película la semilla del diablo el productor casi falleció durante el rodaje por culpa de una enfermedad y el compositor de la música murió de una forma similar al de un personaje de la película, pero fuera de eso la filmación del filme transcurrió de forma “tranquila” para el director polaco Roman Pol...
2013-05-2015 min
Monográficos Zona CeroPelículas malditasVarios son los filmes que han dejado inexplicablemente una estela negra de muertes, infortunio y desgracias en el mundo del Séptimo Arte. Polstergeist es la película maldita por excelencia, puesto que el supuesto “maleficio” que acompañó al primer filme de la saga se extendió a toda la trilogía. Así, entre el primer y el tercer filme, murieron cuatro miembros del reparto. Entre ellos se incluye a Dominique Dunne, quien interpretaba a la hermana mayor de la pequeña protagonista y que fue estrangulada por su novio a los 22 años; el actor Julian Beck, que debía aparecer en la...
2013-05-1718 min
Monográficos Zona CeroEl enigma de Kaspar HauserEl 26 de mayo de 1828 apareció en la ciudad de Núremberg un niño extraño de unos 16 años y de aspecto descuidado. Llevado a una comisaría apuntó el nombre de "Kaspar Hauser". En una carta al militar Friedrich von Wessing que llevaba consigo el chico, se había escrito igualmente este nombre. Además mencionó la fecha de nacimiento como el 30 de abril de 1812. Su carácter era el de un niño salvaje, por lo que se sabe que creció en cautiverio en completo aislamiento. Desde su aparición se especuló sobre su posible pertenencia a una casa real...
2013-05-1638 min
Monográficos Zona CeroLa AtlántidaLa precisa descripción de los textos de Platón y el hecho de que en ellos se afirme que se narra una historia verdadera, ha llevado a que, especialmente a partir de la segunda mitad del siglo XIX, durante el Romanticismo, se hayan propuesto numerosas conjeturas sobre la existencia y real ubicación de la isla. No obstante, hoy se sabe que el relato presenta anacronismos y datos imposibles, lo que descartaría su verosimilitud literal. Con todo, se admite la posibilidad de que el mito haya sido inspirado en un fondo de realidad histórica vinculado a alguna catás...
2013-05-1537 min
Monográficos Zona CeroHombres de NegroLos hombres de negro tendrían como función confundir o amedrentar a investigadores y testigos de ovnis y visitantes extraterrestres, además de confiscar supuestas evidencias de presencia alienígena, con el propósito de preservar del conocimiento público las visitas de extraterrestres a nuestro planeta. Monográfico con Carlos Canales, Jesús Callejo y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-141h 01
Monográficos Zona CeroFraudes históricosEn este monográfico trataran de mitos, leyendas y falsedades históricas como el experimento Filadelfia, los arqueros de Mons,el monstruo el lago silver los niños verdes de Murcia o el cráneo de Piltdown. Monográfico con Carlos Canales y Juan Antonio Cebrián.
2013-05-1358 min
Monográficos Zona CeroLagos misteriososMonográfico con Jesus Callejo, Carlos Canales, Juan Ignacio Cuesta y Juan Antonio Cebrián. Los informes sobre enormes bestias acuáticas aún por identificar en cientos de lagos del mundo son uno de los enigmas zoológicos más fascinantes de hoy día. ¿Qué tipo de animales se esconden tras los miles de avistamientos? ¿Quiénes han tratado de estudiar a estas esquivas criaturas? ¿Existe realmente el monstruo del lago Ness? ¿Es posible que un reptil de colosales proporciones sobreviva en aguas prácticamente heladas? ¿Dónde podemos tratar de observarlos?
2013-05-1052 min
Cats OLC198120- The Ad-dressing Of CatsYou've heard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter
To understand our character
You've learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You've seen us both at work and games
And learnt about our proper names
Our habits and our habitat
But how would you ad-dress a cat?
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog
With cats, some say one rule is true
Don't speak 'til you are spoken to
Myself I do not hold with that
I say...
2011-03-2104 min
El Mundo de CebriánQuijote y SanchoMägo de Oz participó en un disco recopilatorio con música infantil, eligiendo este tema de patitos feos. Fruto de la amistad entre Txus y Cebrian surgió esta colaboración, donde una vez más Juan Antonio pone su voz al final del tema.
2011-03-1506 min
El Mundo de CebriánEntrevista a Cebrián en a cielo abiertoDetalles de la historia, ecología y el encanto de los enigmas que nos rodean, eran las claves de un diálogo de madrugada que fue seguido con lealtad poco frecuente por cientos de miles de españoles. Pero el número fatídico ha surtido efecto, y 13 años después de iniciar su andadura con Onda Cero, Juan Antonio Cebrián emitía en septiembre el último programa de La rosa de los vientos. Diferencias económicas y de criterio le llevaron a tomar una decisión que reconoce difícil. Pero lejos de quedarse en la melancolía, Cebrián est...
2011-03-1154 min
El Mundo de CebriánComunicado oficial de la muerte de Juan Antonio Cebrían D.E.P.Comunicado oficial de Onda Cero informando de la muerte de este genio de la comunicación y la divulgación, el 20 de octubre de 2007.
2011-03-1005 min
El Mundo de CebriánGaia.Mago de Oz. Este es el segundo tema del álbum Gaia y como curiosidad Cebrián pone su voz al final del tema.
2011-03-0911 min
El Mundo de CebriánSintonía de Bienvenidos al ClubTurno de noche fue pionero en muchos aspectos, como por ejemplo, desmitificar los estereotipos atribuidos al presunto oyente nocturno. Los estudios de audiencia demostraron que, además de liderazgo, se gozaba de un espléndido porcentaje de oyentes integrado por jóvenes estudiantes que hicieron de su ya, programa favorito, un reducto preciado considerado en las aulas universitarias como el programa de culto que, más tarde o más temprano, sería referencia obligada para el inminente siglo XXI.
Este tema es de Celtas Cortos, "hacha de guerra" pertenece al disco Gente impresentable (1990).
2011-03-0803 min
El Mundo de CebriánTrece años de radioEl 16 de Septiembre de 1991, Onda Cero Radio inauguraba sus madrugadas con una apuesta peculiar y distinta a las fórmulas practicadas por otras cadenas radiofónicas. Hasta esa fecha, la franja nocturna era ocupada por la repetición de programas diurnos o vespertinos. Desde su aparición, "Turno de Noche" apostó por una forma distinta de entender los códigos establecidos tradicionalmente por una radio en evolución. Ciencia, misterio, humor, historia, leyendas, espacio o naturaleza fueron contenidos que siempre, desde la divulgación, cautivaron de inmediato a miles de entusiasmados oyentes, los cuales, con la rapidez del rayo, propagaron el mensa...
2011-03-0822 min
El Mundo de CebriánLa Rosa de los VientosMAGO DE OZ
Si siembras una ilusión
Y la riegas con tu amor
Y el agua de la constancia
Brotará en ti una flor
Y su aroma y su calor
Te arroparán cuando algo vaya mal.
Sí siembras un ideal
En la tierra del quizás
Y lo abonas con la envidia
Será dificil arrancar.
La maldad
De tu alma echó raíz.
Y que mi luz te acompañe
Pues la vida es un jardín
Donde lo bueno y lo malo
Se confunden y es humano
No siempre saber elegir.
Y sí te sientes perdido
Con tus ojos no...
2011-03-0604 min
El Mundo de CebriánEl Turno de La RosaMägo de Oz, grupo de rock liderado por Txus, realizó una mágica versión de las dos sintonías más carismáticas que tuvieron "Turno de Noche" y "La Rosa de los Vientos". Para mayor emoción, Txus y José, cantante de Mägo, pusieron voz a un texto creado de forma exclusiva para el programa.
2011-03-0602 min
El Mundo de CebriánEntrevista a Cebrián con Carlos Herrera en Onda Cero...La conquista de Hispania se prolongó más de dos siglos, fue sin duda la más costosa para Roma en vidas humanas y material. La resistencia, en algunos casos fanática, de los autóctonos provocó guerras devastadoras como las lusitanas, celtíberas y cántabras. Una auténtica sangría fiel reflejo del espíritu hispano...
Entrevista realizada por Carlos Herrera a Juan Antonio Cebrián con motivo de la promoción del libro la gran aventura de los romanos en Hispania (12/04/04).
2011-03-0515 min
El Mundo de CebriánEl chiste del centollo de CebriánEn esta ocasión Cebrián nos cuenta la historia del centollo James. Este chiste marcó un antes y un despues en la historia de la radio, tras una larga espera por fin llegó el día en que contó su muy aclamado chiste
2011-03-0508 min
El Mundo de CebriánSintonía de la Rosa de los VientosEsta es la mítica sintonía de la rosa de los vientos con la que se abre el programa. Este tema pertene a la banda sonora de la película El inglés que subió una colina pero bajó una montaña (1995)
2011-03-0503 min
El Mundo de CebriánSintonía de Turno de NocheEnchantment Esta sintonía era la que sonaba en turno de noche. La música es de Chris Spheeris & Paul Voudouris.
2011-03-0504 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)13- AnatevkaGOLDE:
A little bit of this
A little bit of that.
YENTE:
A pot,
MORDCHA
A pan,
LAZAR
A broom,
MENDEL
A hat.
TEVYE
(Spoken)
Someone should have set a match to this place years ago.
AVRAM
A bench, a tree.
LAZAR
So, what's a stove? Or a house?
TEVYE
People who pass through Anatevka don't even know they've been here.
YENTE
A stick of wood. A piece of cloth.
ALL CAST
What do we leave? Nothing much.
Only Anatevka.
Anatevka, Anatevka.
Underfed, overworked Anatevka.
Where else could Sabbath be so sweet?
Anatevka, Anatevka.
Intimate, obstinate Anatevka,
Where I know...
2011-03-0303 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)12- Far From The Home I LoveHow can I hope to make you unterstand
Why I do, what I do,
Why I must travel to a distant land
Far from the home I love?
Once I was happily content to be
As I was, where I was
Close to the people who are close to me
Here in the home I love...
Who could see that a man would come
Who would change the shapes of my dreams?
Helpless, now, I stand with him
Wtaching older dreams grow dim.
Oh, what a melancholy choice this is,
Wanting home, wanting him,
Closing my heart to every hope...
2011-03-0302 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)11- Do You Love Me?TEVYE
"Golde, I have decided to give Perchik permission to become engaged to our daughter, Hodel."
GOLDE
"What??? He's poor! He has nothing, absolutely nothing!"
TEVYE
"He's a good man, Golde.
I like him. And what's more important, Hodel likes him. Hodel loves him.
So what can we do?
It's a new world... A new world. Love. Golde..."
Do you love me?
GOLDE
Do I what?
TEVYE
Do you love me?
GOLDE
Do I love you?
With our daughters getting married
And this trouble in the town
You're upset, you're worn out
Go inside, go lie down!
Maybe it's indigestion
...
2011-03-0303 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)10- Now I Have EverythingPERCHIK
i used to tell myself,
that i had everything,
but that was only half true,
i had an aim in life,
and that was eveyrthing,
but now i even have you.
i have,
something that i would die for,
something that i would live for too-
yes!
now i have everything,
not only everything,
i have a little bit more
besides haviing everything,
i know what everything's for.
i used to wonder "could there be a wife?"
to share such a difficult,
wand'ring kind of life.
HODEL
i was on the outer side,
waiting right here.
PERCHIK
who knows...
2011-03-0302 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)09- Bottle DanceA fiddler on the roof se estrenó en su versión teatral en Broadway en el año 1964, con Zero Mostel como protagonista. Estaba basada en una novela del escritor ruso Sholom Aleichem, titulada Las hijas de Tevye. La producción londinense se estrenó en 1967 en Her Majestic Theatre, con Miriam Karlin (Golde) y Chaim Topol (Tevye) quien protagonizaría el mismo papel en el film de 1971.
2011-03-0303 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)08 Sunrise, SunsetTEVYE
Is this the little girl I carried?
Is this the little boy at play?
GOLDE
I don't remember growing older
When did they?
TEVYE
When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he grow to be so tall?
GOLDE
Wasn't it yesterday
When they were small?
MEN
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze
WOMEN
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears
TEVYE
What words of wisdom can I give them?
How can I help to...
2011-03-0303 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)07- Tevye's DreamTEVYE
(spoken)
All right, only... don't be frightened! In the beginning I dreamt that we were having a celebration of some kind.
Everybody we knew was there. Musicians too. Suddenly, in comes your grandma Tzietl, may she rest in peace.
Naturally, I went up to greet her, and she said:
(sung)
[GRANDMA TZEITL]
A blessing on your head
(Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov)
To see a daughter wed
(Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov)
And such a son-in-law
Like no-one ever saw
The tailor Motel Camzoil
[GOLDE]
(spoken)
Motel?
[GRANDMA TZEITL]
(sung)
A worthy boy is he
(Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov)
Of pious...
2011-03-0306 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)06- Miracle Of MiraclesWonder of wonders, miracle of miracles-
God took up Daniel once again,
Stood by his and side and- miracle of miracles-
Walked him through the lions den!
Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles-
I was afraid that God would frown,
But like he did so long ago, at Jericho,
God just made a wall fall down!
When Moses softened Pharaohs heart, that was a miracle.
When God made the waters of the red sea part, that was a miracle too!
But of all God's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is that out of a worthless...
2011-03-0302 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)05- To Life[MEN]
Here's to our prosperity, our good health and happiness,
and most important ...
To life, to life, la kayim,
La kayim, la kayim, to life,
Here's to the father I tried to be,
Here's to my bride-to-be,
Drink la kayim, to life,
To life, la kayim,
La kayim, la kayim, to life,
Life has a way of confusing us,
Blessing and bruising us,
Drink la kayim, to life!
God would like us to be joyful, even when our hearts lie
panting on the floor.
How much more can we be joyful, when there's really
something to be joyful for?
To...
2011-03-0304 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)04- Sabbath Prayer[MOTHERS AND FATHERS]
May the Lord protect and defend you.
May He always shield you from shame.
May you come to be
In Israel a shining name.
May you be like Ruth and like Esther.
May you be deserving of praise.
Strengthen them, Oh Lord,
And keep them from the strangers' ways.
May God bless you and grant you long lives.
(May the Lord fulfill our Sabbath prayer for you.)
May God make you good mothers and wives.
(May He send you husbands who will care for you.)
May the Lord protect and defend you.
May the Lord preserve you...
2011-03-0302 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)03- If I Were A Rich ManTEVYE
Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?
SUNG:
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, didle didle deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, didle didle deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms...
2011-03-0105 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)02- Matchmaker, MatchmakerHODEL
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
CHAVA
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
I'll bring the veil,
You bring the groom,
Slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
The envy of all I see.
HODEL
For Papa,
Make him a scholar.
CHAVA
For mama,
Make him rich as a king.
CHAVA AND HODEL
For me, well,
I wouldn't holler
If he were as handsome as anything.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me...
2011-03-0103 min
Fiddler on the Roof (OLC1967)01- TraditionTEVYE
A fiddler on the roof...
Sounds crazy, no?
But here, in our little village of Anatevka,
you might say
every one of us is a fiddler on the roof.
Trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune
without breaking his neck.
It isn't easy.
You may ask,
why do we stay up there
if it's so dangerous?
Well, we stay because
Anatevka is our home.
And how do we keep our balance?
That I can tell you in one word!
Tradition!
Tradition, Tradition, Tradition
Tradition, Tradition, Tradition
Because of our traditions,
we've kept our balance for many, many years.
...
2011-02-2807 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)17- FinaleCOMPANY
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys
"What next?" is the question
Rich gentlemen have it boys
Indigestion!
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself one of the family
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn't a lot to spare
Who cares what ever we've got we share
If it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days.
Why grouse?
Always a chance we1...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)16- Reviewing the SituationFAGIN
A man's got a heart, hasn't he?
Joking apart -- hasn't he?
And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint...
I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint...
I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
All the trials and tribulations!
Better settle down and get myself a wife.
And a wife would cook and sew for me,
And come for me, and go for me,
The fingers, she will wag at me.
The money whe will take me.
A misery, she'll make from...
2011-02-2804 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)15- Who Will BuyROSE SELLER
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.
MILKMAID
Will you buy any milk today, mistress?
Any milk today, mistress?
ROSE SELLER
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
MILKMAID
Any milk today, mistress?
ROSE SELLER
Two blooms for a penny.
STRAWBERRY SELLER
Ripe strawberries, ripe!
Ripe strawberries, ripe!
STRAWBERRY SELLER
Ripe strawberries, ripe!
MILKMAID
Any milk today, mistress?
ROSE SELLER
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
KNIFE GRINDER
Knives, knives to grind!
Any knives to grind?
Knives, knives to grind!
...
2011-02-2804 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)14- As Long as He Needs MeNANCY
As long as he needs me...
Oh, yes, he does need me...
In spite of what you see...
...I'm sure that he needs me.
Who else would love him still
When they've been used so ill?
He knows I always will...
As long as he needs me.
I miss him so much when he is gone,
But when he's near me
I don't let on...
...The way I feel inside.
The love, I have to hide...
The hell! I've gone my pride
As long as he needs me.
He doesn't say the things he should.
He acts the way...
2011-02-2803 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)13- My NameSIKES
Strong men tremble when they hear it!
They've got cause enough to fear it!
It's much blacker than they smear it!
Nobody mentions...
My name!
Rich men hold their five-pound notes out --
Saves me emptying their couats out.
They know I could tear their throats out
Just to live up to...
My name!
Wiv me
Jemmy in me hand,
Lemme see the man who dares
Stop me.
Taking what I may
He can start to say his prayers!
Biceps like an iron girder,
Fit for doing of a murder,
If I just so much as heard a
Bloke...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)12- Oom Pah PahCHAIRMAN
(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, brethren and sinners all!
I call upon our Goddess of the Virtues to give us her well known rendition
of the old school song -- Oom-Pah-Pah!
NANCY
(spoken) All right, shut up, you lot! A bit of culture now! 'Ere we go...
(sung) There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear...
ALL
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.
NANCY
They all suppose...
2011-02-2803 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)11- Be Back Soon[FAGIN]
You can go,
But be back soon
You can go,
But while you're working.
This place,
I'm pacing round...
Until you're home,
...Safe and sound
Fare thee well,
But be back soon
Who can tell
Where danger's lurking?
Do not forget this tune
Be back soon.
[BOYS]
How could we forget
How could we let
Our dear old Fagin worry?
We love him so.
We'll come back home
In, oh, such a great big
Hurry
[DODGER]
It's him that pays the piper.
[BOYS]
It's us that pipes his tune
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)10- I'd Do Anything[NANCY (spoken)]
So, 'ow's it go then Dodger? It's all "bowin'" and "'ats off"...
[DODGER (spoken)]
And "Don't let your petticoats go dangling in the mud,
my darling."
[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, "And I'll go last."
[DODGER (spoken)]
No, I'll go last.
[NANCY (spoken)]
If you insist.
[DODGER (sung)]
I'll do anything
For you dear anything
For you mean everything to me.
I know that
I'll go anywhere
For your smile, anywhere --
For your smile, ev'rywhere --
I'd see.
[NANCY]
Would you climb a hill?
[DODGER]
Anything!
[NANCY]
Wear a daffodil?
[DODGER]
Anything!
[NANCY]
Leave me all your will?
[DODGER]
...
2011-02-2803 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)09- It's a Fine LifeNANCY
Small pleasures, small pleasures
Who would deny us these?
Gin toddies -- large measuress --
No skimpin' if you please!
I rough it, I love it
Life is a game of chance.
I never tire of it --
Leading this merry dance.
If you don't mind having to go without things
It's a fine life.
[ALL]
It's a fine life.
[NANCY]
Tho' it ain't all jolly old pleasure outings...
It's a fine life
[ALL]
It's a fine life.
[NANCY]
When you got someone to love
You forget your cares and strife
Let the prudes look down on us
Let...
2011-02-2803 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)08- You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two[FAGIN (spoken)]
You see, Oliver...
[sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
[sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)07- Consider Yourself[DODGER]
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourlef one of the familhy.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourslef par to the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever we've goin we share!
If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Alsyas a-chance we'll meet
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We do't want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state...
Consider...
2011-02-2804 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)06- Where Is Love?[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)05- That's Your FuneralMR. BUMBLE (spoken)]
Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry...Liberal terms? Three pounds!
[SOWERBERRY (spoken)]
Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy....
[MR. BUMBLE]
He's a born undertaker's mute.
I can see him in his black silk suit.
Following behind the funeral procession...
With his features fixed in a suitable expression.
There'll be horses with tall balck plumes
To escort us to the family tombs,
With mourners
In all corners
Who've been taught to week in tune.
Then the coffin lined with satin.
That's your funeral.
[MRS. SOWERBERRY]
That's your funeral.
[SOWERBERRY]
Large enough to wear your hat...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)04- Boy for Sale[MR. BUMBLE]
One boy,
Boy for sale.
He's going cheap.
Only seven guineas.
That -- or thereabouts.
Small boy...
Rather pale...
From lack of sleep.
Feed him gruel dinners.
Stop him getting stout.
If I should say he wasn't very greedy...
I could not, I'd be telling you a tale.
One boy,
Boy for sale.
Come take a peep.
Have you ever seen as
Nice
A boy
For sale
2011-02-2801 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)03- I Shall Scream[MR. BUMBLE]
No you wouldn't, heigh ho.
If I wanted something special,
Then you couldn't say "no".
Did I nearly catch you smiling?
Yes I did. And it's beguiling.
If you hand is close, I'll press it.
Yes, you like it -- come confess it!
Yes, you do...
[WIDOW CORNEY]
No, I don't.
[MR. BUBLE]
Yes, you do!
[WIDOW CORNEY]
I shall scream! I shall scream!
'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream.
[MR. BUMBLE]
Since there's nobody that's near us
Who cold see us. or could hear us?
If you ask you can I kiss you
Say...
2011-02-2802 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)02- Oliver![OLIVER]
[spoken] Please, Sir, I want some more.
[MR. BUMBLE]
[spoken] What?!
[OLIVER]
[spoken] Please, Sir, I want some more.
[MR. BUMBLE]
[spoken] More!?
[WIDOW CORNEY]
Catch him!
[MR. BUMBLE]
Snatch him!
[WIDOW CORNEY]
Hold him!
[MR. BUMBLE]
Scold him!
[WIDOW CORNEY]
Pounce him!
Trounce him!
Pick him up and bounce him!
[MR. BUMBLE]
Wait!
Before we put the lad to task
May I be so crious as to ask
His name?
[BOYS (whispering)]
O-li-ver.
[WIDOW CORNEY AND MR. BUMBLE]
Oliver! Oliver!
[MR. BUMBLE]
Never beofre has a boy wanted more!
[MR. BUMBLE AND WIDOW CORNEY]
Oliver! Oliver!
[WIDOW CORNEY]
...
2011-02-2801 min
Oliver! (OLC1960)01- Food Glorious FoodBOYS
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ery day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and...
2011-02-2603 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)17-NowadaysROXIE
...gone, it's all gone.
It's good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
Nowadays
There's man, everywhere
Jazz, everywhere
Booze, everywhere
Life, everywhere
Joy, everywhere
Nowadays
You can like the life you're living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike
And that's
Good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it...
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vickers Theater, Chicago's finest home of family and entertainment, is proud to announce a first.
The first time, anywhere, there...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)16-ClassVELMA
Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MAMA
Class.
Whatever happened to Please may I
And Yes thank you
And How charming?
Now every son of a bitch
Is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA
Class.
BOTH
Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors,
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!!!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old...
2011-02-2302 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)Give´em the old razzle dazzleBILLY(Spoken)
Roxie, you got nothing to worry about.
It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus.
These trials- the wholeworld- all show business.
But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest!
(Singing)
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)14-When Velma Takes the StandVELMA
Billy, I been thinkin' a lot about my trial. Couldn't I just
show you what I thought I might do on the witness stand?
BILLY
Go ahead.
VELMA
Good! Hit it!
Well then, when I got on the stand I thought I'd take a peek
at the jury. Then I'd cross my legs like this, you know.
BOYS
When Velma takes the stand
VELMA
Then, when Harrison cross examines me, I thought I'd give 'em
this...and then if he yells at me I thought I'd tremble like
this..."ooh, no, please stop!"
BOYS
When Velma takes the stand
...
2011-02-2302 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)13- Mr CellophaneAMOS
If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him
If someone in the movie show
Yelled "fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice him
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course, that personage should be
Invisible, inconsequential me!
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!
I tell...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)12-Me and My BabyROXIE
My Dear Little Baby
VELMA (Mimicing).
My Dear Little Baby
ROXIE
My Sweet Little Baby
VELMA (Mimicing)
My Sweet Little (Grummbled) Baby
ROXIE
Look At My Baby And Me
Me And My Baby
My Baby And Me
We're 'Bout As Happy
As Babies Can Be
What If I Find
That I'm Caught In A storm?
I Don't Care
My Baby's There
And Baby's Bound To Keep Me Warm
We're Sticking Together
And Ain't We Got Fun
So Much Together
You'd Count Us As One
Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb A Tree
'Cause I've Got My Baby
My...
2011-02-2301 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)11-I Am My Own Best FriendANNOUNCIER
And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego!
VELMA AND ROXIE
One thing I know
One thing I know
And I've always known
And I've always known
I am my own
I am my own
Best friend
Baby's alive
Baby's alive
But baby's alone
But baby's alone
And baby's her own
And baby's her own
Best friend
Many's the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin' my back
'Cause I was scratchin' theirs
And trusting to luck
And trusting to luck
That's only for fools
Only...
2011-02-2302 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)10-I Can´t Do It AloneANNOUNCER
ladies and gentleman
miss velma kelly in an act of desperation
VELMA KELLY
my sister and i had an act that couldn't flop,
my sister and i were headed straight for the top,
my sister and earned a thou a week at least, oh yea
but my sister is now unfortuntly deceased,
i know its sad of course
but a fact is still a fact
and now all that remains is the remains,
of a perfect... double... act
watch this!
now you have to imagine it with two people,
it's swell with two people,
first i'd,
then she'd
then...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)9-RoxieROXIE
The name on everybodies lips is gonna be: Roxie
The lady raking in the chips is gonna be: Roxie
I'm gonna be a celebrity,
That means somebody everyone knows,
They're gonna recognise my eyes, my hair,, my teeth, my boobs, my nose.
From just some dumb mechanics wife, I'm gonna be: Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who incase she doesn't hang,
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!
[She laughs]
Boys?
BOYS
They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see,
ROXIE AND BOYS
Roxie!
ROXIE
Think of those autographs I'll sign:
...
2011-02-2305 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)8-Press Conference Ragmr. billy flynn and the press conference rag
notice how his mouth never moves......almost
where’d you come from
mississippi
and your parents
very wealthy
where are they now
six feet under
but she was granted one more start
the convent of the sacred heart
when’d ya get here
1920
how old were you
don’t remember
then what happened
I met amos, then he stole my heart away
convinced me to elope one day
MARY SUNSHINE
oh you poor dear I can’t believe what you’ve been through
a convent girl
a runaway marriage, now tell us roxie
who’...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)7-A Little Bit of GoodMARY SUNSHINE
When I was a tiny tot
Of maybe two or three
I can still remember what
My mother said to me...
Place rose colored glasses on your nose
And you will see the robins
Not the crows
For in the tense and tangled web
Our weary lives can weave
You're so much better off
If you believe....
That there's a little bit of good
In everyone
In everyone you'll ever know
Yes, there's a little bit of good
In everyone
Though many times, it doesn't show
It only takes the the taking time
with one another
For under...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)6-All I Care About Is LoveANNOUNCER
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the silver-tounged prince of the courtroom, the one, Mr Billy Flynn!
GIRLS
We want Billy
Where is Billy?
Give us Billy
We want Billy
B-I-Double L-Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
'Cause here he is.
ANNOUNCER
is every body here?
is every body ready?
Billy
BILLY
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
GIRLS
That's what he's here for
BILLY
I don't care for wearin' silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)5-When You´re Good to MamaLadies and gentlemen -
the Keeper of the keys,
the Countess of the clink,
the mistress of Murderers Row,
Matron Mama Morton!
MAMA MORTON
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest Mutha. . . .Hen
I love them all and all of them love me -
Because the system works;
the system called reciprocity!
Got a little motto
Always sees me through -
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!
There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do -
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you!
They say that...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)4-The Cellblock Tango[ANNOUNCER]
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
(4X)
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
...
2011-02-2305 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)3-My Funny HoneyROXIE
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my...
2011-02-2303 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)2-All That JazzCome on babe, why don't we paint the town, and all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockin's down
And all that Jazz
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all - a-that - Ja-yazz
Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes, and all that jazz
I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues, and all that jazz
Hold on hon, we're gonna bunny-hug
I bought some aspirin down at United Drug
...
2011-02-2203 min
CHICAGO (OBC1975)1-OvertureACTO PRIMERO
El Kelly de Velma es a vaudevillian quién asesinó a su marido y a su hermana cuando ella los encontró en cama juntos. Ella da la bienvenida a la demostración de la esta noche de las audiencias (“todo ese jazz”). Mientras tanto, oímos hablar del asesinato de su amante, nightclub Fred regular Casely del ciervo de Roxie de la muchacha de estribillo.
Roxie convence a su marido Amos de que la víctima fuera un ladrón, y los Amos toman alegre el rap. Roxie exprime su aprecio del cráneo grueso de su marido (“miel divertida...
2011-02-2201 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)21-Down Once More...Track Down This MurdererPHANTOM
Down once more to the dungeons
Of my black despair!
Down we plunge to the prison
Of my mind.
Down that path into darkness
Deep as hell!
(He rounds on her, bitterly)
Why, you ask, was I bound and chained
In this cold and dismal place?
Not for any mortal sin
But the wickedness of my abhorrent face!
(He hears the offstage voices of the pursuing MOB)
MOB
Track down this murderer!
He must be found!
PHANTOM (moving off again)-
Hounded out by everyone!
Met with hatred everywhere!
No kind words from anyone!
No compassion anywhere!
Christine, why...
2011-02-2211 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)20-The Point of No ReturnPHANTOM (DON JUAN)
Past the point
of no return -
no backward glances:
the games we've played
till now are at
an end . . .
Past all thought
of "if" or "when" -
no use resisting:
abandon thought,
and let the dream
descend . . .
What raging fire
shall flood the soul?
What rich desire
unlocks its door?
What sweet seduction
lies before
us . . .?
Past the point
of no return,
the final threshold -
what warm,
unspoken secrets
will we learn?
Beyond the point
of no return . . .
CRISTINE (AMINTA)
You have brought me
to that moment
where words run dry,
to that moment
where...
2011-02-2205 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)19-Wandering Child...Bravo MonsieurPHANTOM
Wandering child
So lost, so helpless
Yearning for my guidance
CHRISTINE
Angel or father
Friend or phantom
Who is it there staring?
PHANTOM
Have you forgotten your angel
CHRISTINE
Angel, oh speak
What endless longings
Echo in this whisper
PHANTOM
Too long you've wandered in winter
Far from my fathering gaze
CHRISTINE
Wildly my mind beats against you
PHANTOM
You resist
PHANTOM/CHRISTINE
Yet your/the soul obeys....
PHANTOM
Angel of Music!
You denied me
Turning from true beauty
Angel of Music!
Do not shun me
Come to your strange Angel...
CHRISTINE
Angel of Music!
I denied you
Turning...
2011-02-2206 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)18-Wishing You Were Somehow Here AgainYou were once my one companion
You were all that mattered
You were once a friend and father
Then my world was shattered
Wishing you were somehow here again
Wishing you were somehow near
Sometimes it seemed if I just dreamed
Somehow you would be here
Wishing I could here your voice again
Knowing that I never would
Dreaming of you helped me to do
All that you dreamed I could
Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental
Seem for you the wrong companion, you were warm and gentle
Too many years
Fighting back tears
Why can't the past...
2011-02-2203 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)17-Twisted Every WayANDRE:
Ludicrous!
Have you seen the score?
FIRMIN:
Simply ludicrous!
ANDRE:
It's the final straw!
FIRMIN:
This is lunacy!
Well, you know my views
ANDRE:
...Utter lunacy!
FIRMIN:
But we daren't refuse ...
ANDRE:
Not another
chandelier
FIRMIN:
...Look, my friend, what
we have here ...
ANDRE:
"Dear Andre,
Re my orchestrations:
We need another first bassoon.
Get a player with tone -
and that third trombone
has to go!
The man could not be deafer,
so please preferably one
who plays in tune!"
FIRMIN:
"Dear Firmin,
vis a vis my opera:
some chorus-members must be sacked.
If you could, find out...
2011-02-2209 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)16-Masquerade! Why So SilentCHORUS
Masquerade!
Paper faces on parade ...
Masquerade!
Hide your face, so the world will never find you!
Masquerade!
Every face a different shade ...
Masquerade!
Look around - there's another mask behind you!
Flash of mauve ...
Splash of puce ...
Fool and king ...
Ghoul and goose ...
Green and black ...
Queen and priest ...
Trace of rouge ...
Face of beast ...
Faces ...
Take your turn, take a ride on the merry-go-round ...
in an inhuman race ...
Eye of gold ...
Thigh of blue ...
True is false ...
Who is who ...?
Curl of lip ...
Swirl of gown ...
Ace of hearts ...
Face of clown ...
Faces ...
Drink it in, drink it...
2011-02-2206 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)11-Poor Fool, He Makes Me LaughCARLOTTA
Poor fool, he makes me laugh, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Time I tried to get a better, better half
CARLOTTA & CHORUS
Poor fool, he doesn't know, ho ho ho ho ho
CHORUS
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
CARLOTTA
Ho ho, ho oh oh oh oh ho ho ho, ho ho, ho oh oh oh oh ho ho ho
CARLOTTA & CHORUS
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go
PHANTOM
Did...
2011-02-2203 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)15-EntreactoACTO SEGUNDO
Es la noche del baile de Mascaras en la gran escalinata del teatro. Nadie ha tenido noticias del Fantasma por los últimos seis meses. Christine y Raoul están comprometidos, pero lo mantienen en secreto. Christine lleva escondido su anillo de compromiso colgando de un collar.
De pronto aparece el Fantasma disfrazado como La Muerte Roja, y entrega a los gerentes la partitura de su ópera, exigiendo que se estrene Don Juan Triunfante. Al principio, los gerentes se niegan a producir esta extraña y perturbadora obra. Luego, con ayuda de Raoul, diseñan un plan para atrapar al fa...
2011-02-2203 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)14-All I Ask of You (reprise)CRISTINE
I must go, they'll wonder where I am
come with me Raoul...
RAOUL
Christine, I love you...
(They kiss)
CRISTINE
Order your fine horses
Be with them at the door!
RAOUL
And soon you'll be beside me...
CRISTINE
You'll guard me and you'll guide me...
PHANTOM
(Picks up Christine's rose)
I gave you my music
Made your song take wing
And now, how you've repaid me
Denied me and betrayed me
He was bound to love you
When he heard you sing!
[whispered]
Christine...
(The Phantom begins to cry)
CRISTINE AND RAOUL in the distance
Say you'll share with...
2011-02-2203 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)13-All I Ask of YouRAOUL
No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears
I'm here, nothing can harm you
my words will warm and calm you
Let me be your freedom,
let daylight dry your tears.
I'm here with you, beside you,
to guard you and to guide you...
CHRISTINE
Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime...
Say you need me with you now and always...
Promise me that all you say is true
that's all I ask of you
RAOUL
Let me be your shelter
let me be your light
You're safe, No one will...
2011-02-2204 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)12-Why Have You Brought Me HereRAOUL
Why have you brought me here?
CHRISTINE
Can´t go back there!
RAOUL
We must return!
CHRISTINE
He'll kill you!
His eyes will find us there!
RAOUL
Christine, don't say that.
CHRISTINE
Those eyes that burn!
RAOUL
Don't even think it
CHRISTINE
And if he has to kill a thousand men
RAOUL
Forget this waking nightmare...
CHRISTINE
The Phantom of the Opera will kill...
RAOUL
This phantom is a fable
Believe me
CHRISTINE
...and kill again!
RAOUL
There is no Phantom of the Opera
BOTH
My God, who is this man...
CHRISTINE
...who hunts to kill?
RAOUL
...this mask o...
2011-02-2103 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)10-Prima DonnaFIRMIN
"Mystery after gala night,"
it says, "Mystery of soprano's flight!"
"Mystified baffled Surete say,
we are mystified - we suspect foul play!"
Bad news on soprano scene -
first Carlotta, now Christine!
Still, at least the seats get sold
gossip's worth its weight in gold . . .
What a way to run a business!
Spare me these unending trials!
Half your cast disappears,
but the crowd still cheers!
Opera!
To hell with Gluck and Handel -
It's a scandal that'll pack 'em in the aisles!
ANDRE
Damnable!
Will they all walk out?
This is damnable!
FIRMIN
Andre, please don't shout . . .
It's...
2011-02-2111 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)9-Magical LassoJOSEPH
Like yellow parchment is his skin ...
A great black hole served as the nose that never grew ...
You must be always on your guard,
Or he will catch you with his magical lasso!
MADAME GIRY
Those who speak of what they know find,
Too late, that prudent silence is wise.
Joseph Buquet, hold your tongue -
Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!
2011-02-2101 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)8- I Remember...Stranger than You Dreamt ItCRISTINE
I remember there was mist...
Swirling mist upon a vast glassy lake
There were candles all around, and on the lake there was a boat
And in the boat there was a man
Who was that shape in the shadows?
Whose is the face in the mask?
[She removes his mask. Phantom covers his face]
PHANTOM
Damn you
You little prying Pandora
You little demon
Is this what you wanted to see?
Curse you, you little lying Delilah
You little viper
Now you cannot ever be free
Damn you, curse you...
Stranger than you dreamt it
Can you even...
2011-02-2103 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)7-The Music of the NightPHANTOM
Night-time sharpens,
heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defences ...
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it - tremulous and tender
Turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to the music of the night ...
Close your eyes and surrender to your
darkest dreams!
Purge your thoughts of the life
you knew before!
Close your eyes,
let your spirit start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never lived before ...
Softly, deftly,
music shall surround you ...
Feel...
2011-02-2105 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)6-The Phantom of the OperaCHRISTINE
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
The Phantom of the opera is there
Inside my mind
PHANTOM
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The Phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind
CHRISTINE
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear
PHANTOM
It's me they hear
TOGETHER
My/your...
2011-02-2105 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)5-Little Lotte...The MirrorRAOUL
Little Lotte let her mind wander
CHRISTINE
You remember that, too
RAOUL (continuing)
Little Lotte thought: Am I fonder
of dolls
BOTH (CHRISTINE joining in)
or of goblins,
of shoes
CHRISTINE
or of riddles.
of frocks
RAOUL
Those picnics in the attic
or of chocolates
CHRISTINE
Father playing the violin
RAOUL
As we read to each other
dark stories of the North
CHRISTINE
"No what I love best, Lotte said,
is when I'm asleep in my bed,
and the Angel of Music sings songs in my
head!"
BOTH
the Angel of Music sings song in my
head!
PHANTOM
Insolent...
2011-02-2102 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)4-Angel of MusicPHANTOM
Bravi, bravi, bravissimi
MEG
Where in the world
have you been hiding?
Really, you were
perfect!
I only wish
I knew your secret
Who is this new
tutor?
CRISTINE
Father once spoke
of an angel
I used to dream he'd
appear
Now as I sing,
I can sense him
And I know
he's here
Here in this room
he calls me softly
somewhere inside
hiding
Somehow I know
he's always with me
he - the unseen
genius
MEG
Christine, you must have
been dreaming
stories like this can't
come true
Christine, you're talking
in riddles
and it's not
like...
2011-02-2102 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)3-Think of MeCHRISTINE:
Think of me, think of me fondly,
when we've said goodbye.
Remember me once in a while -
please promise me you'll try.
When you find that, once again, you long
to take your heart back and be free -
if you ever find a moment,
spare a thought for me
We never said our love was evergreen,
or as unchanging as the sea -
but if you can still remember
stop and think of me . . .
Think of all the things
we've shared and seen -
don't think about the way things
might have been . . .
Think of me, think...
2011-02-2104 min
The Phantom of the Opera (OLC1986)2-OvertureThe Phantom of the Opera o El fantasma de la ópera es una obra de teatro musical de Andrew Lloyd Webber, basado en la novela de Gastón Leroux. Lleva el record de ser la obra creativa que ha ganado más dinero con tres mil millones de dólares en ventas. La música de la versión de Webber fue escrita especialmente para la voz de su esposa durante aquella época, la cantante Sarah Brightman.
ACTO PRIMERO
El teatro esta en medio de un ensayo para la opera “Aníbal”. Monsieur Lefevre, el gerente que se esta retirando, recorre el g...
2011-02-2103 min