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NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don't you worry - there's content coming and it's going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cope and spin before the big day! What is your prediction? What will be the outcome of the box office case of the century? Will there be a donut as big as...2025-06-262h 02NOBODY LIKES ONIONSCOURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney's Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte! ...2025-06-252h 21NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...2025-06-214h 02NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 16, 2025: Felicia Gillespie TURNS! Keanu Thompson Is DUMB! Steel Toe Gets SHATTERED!With all the drama in the dabble world, it's important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan's new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week's giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it's important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along - Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel...2025-06-174h 26NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 10, 2025: ASHLEY CUMMINGS Stinks! ANTHONY CUMIA On The Dabbleverse! STEEL TOE Golf Update!Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn't understand why everyone is so mean, and she can't stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one show in particular seems to have emboldened his disgust for our sad corner of the internet. Richard Leland Neal has some practical advice for caring for your wounds. Aaron Imholte gets fooled by trolls again and immediately has to spin up a new...2025-06-114h 27NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (June 6, 2025)Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...2025-06-073h 08NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 5, 2025: Bower COMPLAINS! Ashley Cummings Is BROKE! Crazy Joe REACTS! Chad Gets Supertip!Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can control what people thing of her. Crazy Joe has predictably latched on to the Onions in his comments and is becoming irate at their participation in his content. Aaron Imholte continues to lie about what...2025-06-064h 16NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 2, 2025: 20 Years of NLO! Chad Zumock FRAZZLED! Ashley Cummings FREAKOUT! Karmic & Pat Dixon!It's the 20th anniversary of NLO shows, and Patrick's so glad you're hanging in there with this old dusty program! Ashley Cummings shows her true colors again! She's getting chewed up and spit out by the Dabbleverse, and her insecurities are on full display for all to see. Chad Zumock has been demonetized on YouTube, and he's freaking out about it. Watch the desperation of a man who is possibly about to lose the small drip of income he counted on every month vanish like his comedy career! KarmicX goes on to the Pat Dixon show to laugh, cry and...2025-06-036h 21NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMEMBERS ONLY: May 30, 2025 – KarmicX, Heather Gillespie, Pat Dixon, MLC, Addicted to Profits & More!KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn't want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken strips and then get in to some hot steak talk. Kevin Brennan and MLC are on life support. ...2025-05-312h 43NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 26, 2025: Chad Zumock! Steel Toe! Fats! Michael Ray Bower! More!Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we've got content piling up left and right over here! Let's get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you're going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and they're not real. Let's watch some old Steel Toe stuff to prepare for the return of Minnesota's cutest boy by a window eating soup. Michael Ray Bower is launching another new show and you're gonna wanna hear...2025-05-273h 42NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (May 23, 2025)It's the ONE YEAR anniversary of the arrest of Nick Rekieta and April Imholte, and we want to celebrate with you! Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and possibly a special guest as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...2025-05-246h 32NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 21, 2025: Aaron Imholte NEEDS A Win! Ashley Cummings LOVES Men! Metropolitan Detective RISES!It's Wednesday and Patrick has some making up to do for skipping out on you on Tuesday! Hopefully this action-packed show will help fill the void in your soul. Metropolitan Detective is back with a nail-biting episode of action, adventure, mystery and more! Ashley Cummings wants to help men who can't help themselves. KarmicX has some words for Aaron Imholte regarding his hidden tendencies. As Steel Toe prepares to hand the baton off to Geno Bisconte to run his show for the rest of the week, he is holding on to a hope that something comes out quickly to distract...2025-05-224h 23NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 19, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Loves GODFREY! Rung Dung Recap! Ashley Cummings Enters The Chat!There's so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let's head over to Reddit and see what's happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What's the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-talented sister, Ashley. Let's dive in to the latest desperate thot that thinks she wants to get in and mix it up in the Dabbleverse! Chad Zumock keeps trying to hold his closeted friend Godfrey in good standing, but why? This...2025-05-205h 50NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 16, 2025: Hackamania Recovery StreamPatrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits he got his copy of The Willies on VHS and the NLO merch Patrick sent back to him. Geno Bisconte is selling garbage on TikTok and doesn't know how to make a good burger.
...2025-05-172h 41NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 13, 2025: HACKAMANIA RECAP! Aaron Imholte Drips With Desperation!Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your favorite Big Sauce and Little Dip and have some laughs at the former Minnesota radio dope's expense. ...2025-05-145h 00NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 10, 2025: Nobody Likes Onions LIVE From HACKAMANIA!Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn't want to work with anybody but also wants to work with everyone, and gets pranked by Patrick and Rocco. The crowd is stunned by a surprise victory in our butter-eating contest. Patrick reveals the letter Aaron Imholte wrote to his...2025-05-111h 34NOBODY LIKES ONIONSThis Little Piggy LIVE at Hackamania!Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details from Aaron and April about their lives while entwined in a Minnesota polycule. ...2025-05-101h 40NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 6, 2025: Moody Has Landed! More Karmex Madness! Steel Toe Struggles!Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night's insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let's all get together and seethe or laugh - your choice! ...2025-05-073h 51NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 5, 2025: Charles Chance is a Hero! Karmex Makes a Stand! Steel Toe Is Desperate!It's Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don't expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his patented brand of circular logic and completely unhinged aggression? Watch as another Minnesota mong tries to act like a guy before our eyes! Aaron imholte tries once more to latch on to the Dabbleverse, as his...2025-05-064h 23NOBODY LIKES ONIONSBONUS: Hackamania Updates! Charles Chance Update! The 420 Awards! (Members Only Free Preview)Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what's taking so long with this masterpiece! ...2025-05-031h 43NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 30, 2025: Opie Inks A NEW DEAL! Hackamania Updates! Metropolitan Detective Continues!Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest endeavor to grow his pathetic podcast! Aaron Imholte's numbers are slipping and so is his grip on reality! Plus a brand new episode of Metropolitan Detective - YouTube's most charismatic crime fighter! ...2025-05-014h 31NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 22, 2025: A Steel Toe Catch-Up Show! Chad Zumock Is An ADULT BABY!Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There's a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new "set" or "sign" is an improvement over the previous setup. Tookie and Dat Potato made an appearance on MLC and Chad Zumock is losing his mind about it. When will the 50-year-old wannabe comedian find solace in his own existence without coasting cluelessly around a...2025-04-235h 08NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 16, 2025: Chad Zumock is a PODCASTER O-Gain! Aaron Imholte’s SIGN STRUGGLE!Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let's find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back from his quarterly comedy gig, and he's clearing Nick's seed out of the back of his throat and trying to catch up with the stuff he missed. Ricard Leland...2025-04-172h 37NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 14, 2025: Patrick Is GOING DOWN Again! Michael Ray Bower’s BIG BUCKS! Our New Favorite GUY!Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There's no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you're not going to believe this, but he can't seem to get it figured out. The new camera is blurrier than ever, and the sign can't be read. Another win for the Toe! Michael Ray Bower shares with the world how much money...2025-04-155h 01NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (April 11, 2025)Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...2025-04-125h 04NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING?In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it's most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn't circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let's all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It's court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day! Chatters want Patrick to participate in...2025-04-115h 58NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 10, 2025 BONUS SHOW: The HERSHEY HANDS Challenge Lives On! New Noose Goofin’!Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight? ...2025-04-113h 31NOBODY LIKES ONIONSApril 8, 2025: Opie Is GONE! The Best Detective Show Ever! AARON IMHOLTE Teams Up With The FBI!We have so much we can't even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don't overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that "attack" him. We've got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her coloring book simply because she wanted some water. Summer Sinclair has an admirer and his name is Marc-Andrew Chicoine, and he has some videos you definitely need to see. You decide if his work...2025-04-094h 45NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (April 4, 2025)Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...2025-04-052h 17NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMarch 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio EXTREME Cope! STEEL TOE Event Planning LIVE!It's the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia's radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a dummy you've ever seen! Michael Ray Bower has a history of lying and grifting his audience, and it isn't a recent thing. Will this guy do anything in his power to prevent him from earning...2025-04-015h 44NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMarch 17, 2025: AIN’T Patrick’s Day! Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Is An Alcoholic! Summer Slacking!Bottom of the mornin' to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you're all wearing green, and if you aren't, he's going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week's show was ZERO minutes long. Let's watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a bar before falling on his face financially. We continue our journey of finding out exactly how mentally-challenged Chad Zumock is, and try to figure out where it all went wrong for the man. St. Patrick's Day...2025-03-174h 07NOBODY LIKES ONIONSBONUS EMERGENCY SHOW! Toe Can’t Stop Winning! Listener YouTube Free-For-All!An emergency watch along for a really pro broadcaster! Crazy Joe calls in to the show for the second time ever. Patrick takes us down a law enforcement YouTube rabbit hole, and the listeners pitch in with suggestions. ...2025-03-175h 54
Gentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 41: John Roy, Patrick MeltonBurns is out, John Roy is in. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is also chiming in. It’s a pretty funny show. Burns will be back in the next one guys. He’s probably going to be so fucking sexy, too. Download MP32012-03-0500 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 34The guys are in the studio with TJ Miller. Well, they’re supposed to be. He didn’t show up. But we will have him on soon. We think. Or maybe we won’t. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is here as usual, and tries to round out the third chair in this episode. Download MP32011-12-0400 min
SuccotashSuccotash Epi7 - Nuthin' But Podcasts!We're back. Vacation break over, me, Joe Paulino and the rest of the Succotash crew are together again and rocking Studio P in Sausalito.
Episode 7 features no guests or interviews but we DO have clips from eight comedy podcasts, two Bursts O' Durst with comedian Will Durst and Where's The Coffee?, an original tune by our musical director Scott Carvey. (Listen to this episode for information about when you can expect to hear — if our plans hold up — both Scott and his brother Dana (do the math) live in the...2011-07-2059 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 20Remember these giant pieces of shit? They’re back. Mike and Mike catch you up on where they’ve been, and blame Patrick for the absence, among other things. Comedian Matt Braunger is in studio to add to the hilarity. The guys are discussing why donuts and naked breakfasts don’t help your relationship, among other trappings of pop culture and their decadent lifestyles. Download MP32011-07-1400 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 18Matt Knudsen joins the Mikes in the studio for this extra special extended version of Gentlemen Scumbags. The guys recount the events of a comedy show Saturday night, talk about the new Beastie Boys album, try some new McChickens, and get a lesson in promoting sponsors from Patrick. Download MP32011-05-0400 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 16Jonny Loquasto, comedian and wrestling enthusiast, is this weeks guest. Also appearing briefly on the show this week is comedian Al Jackson and drunk producer Patrick Melton. Apparantly Patrick and Al have been drinking for hours. Once they leave, the scumbags attempt to run things themselves, and it works out pretty well. Download MP32011-04-1300 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 13Brido and Burns are sitting down with comedian Cornell Reid, and producer/comedian/whiny bitch Patrick Melton to talk about their biggest scumbag moments of the week and their crybaby sissy-boy moments as well. And they eat more fish. Because of the lent thing. Just listen. Download MP32011-03-2400 min
The WorstThe Worst – 3/15/2011Shannon Hatch is running the show this week with guest Mike Bridenstine and comedian/producer Patrick Melton piping in more often. This weeks stories are somewhat shocking, as usual. Hey, the show is called the worst. They touch on everything from Tony Hawk to a singing girl who is hot and ugly at the same time. Download MP32011-03-1800 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 11Brido and Burnsy are back and they’re sitting with comedian Karl Hess and comedian producer Patrick Melton. Brido is berating Patrick for his heavy-handed producing, and the guys are talking about Domino’s new chicken, as well as discussing why they are the giant pieces of shit that they proudly proclaim on a weekly basis. Download MP32011-03-0900 min