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NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular! (October 31, 2025)Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he's declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...
2025-10-315h 23NOBODY LIKES ONIONSNLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report!Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can't stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let's HANG about it! ...
2025-10-242h 53NOBODY LIKES ONIONSOctober 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX Wants A Mask! Justina’s HAUL!Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn't happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he's been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of our favorite them/theys is back from a grocery haul and...
2025-10-224h 47NOBODY LIKES ONIONSOctober 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s Back! Are People TURNING On Karmic?We've got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he's back and we wanna know what's been going on. We're finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his trip to Cleveland and is already backtracking on his promise to only...
2025-10-173h 55NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL! (October 17, 2025)Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...
2025-10-174h 28NOBODY LIKES ONIONSOctober 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal Returns! GEANU As DUMB As Ever! P.O. Box!Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don't even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven't talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns - worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don't seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box to see what disasters have been...
2025-10-154h 48NOBODY LIKES ONIONSOctober 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu & Geno Are As DUMB As They Come!Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people's gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that's happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life and is trying to get the entire NLO YouTube channel nuked. ...
2025-10-073h 50NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show! (October 3, 2025)Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while...
2025-10-033h 25NOBODY LIKES ONIONSOLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show!Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today. ...
2025-09-265h 11NOBODY LIKES ONIONSSeptember 22, 2025: Bower Gets Dark! Can Lemmi Fly Solo? KarmicX Will Be WRECKED!KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it isn't clear that he is open and receptive to...
2025-09-224h 15NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...
2025-09-197h 12NOBODY LIKES ONIONSSeptember 10, 2025: The WAR With Karmic! Chad Being Chad! An Alex Holliday Film! Worker!The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We've got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We've got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you're hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It's a Mulligan...
2025-09-104h 32NOBODY LIKES ONIONSAugust 27, 2025: Metropolitan Detective Strikes Again! Confidence Overflows In Toe Town!It's Tiff's birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn't oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it's causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! ...
2025-08-275h 00NOBODY LIKES ONIONSAugust 22, 2025: Michael Ray Bower Gets REAL! Is KARMIC Doomed? PO Box Friday!Who says there can't be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You're buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he's going to be ok - at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning...
2025-08-224h 20NOBODY LIKES ONIONSAugust 18, 2025: The REAL Steel Toe Revealed! Why LIE To Yourself?Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we've ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save. ...
2025-08-184h 56NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Show! (August 8, 2025)Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...
2025-08-085h 24NOBODY LIKES ONIONSAugust 6, 2025: Ashley Cummings is BONKERZ! KarmicX! Steel Toe!Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week's adventures! Don't bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn't need your issues. ...
2025-08-066h 26NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe ANNIVERSARY Roundtable Show! (July 25, 2025)Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...
2025-07-253h 31NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJuly 17, 2025: Bower DEFLATES With Optimism! Chad Zumock FREELOADS at Florentine’s! Go Fund WHO?Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies' homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he's never heard of and that listener needs your support! A certain Minnesota golf tournament is on the rocks, and the spin has begun! ...
2025-07-173h 45NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJuly 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent!This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be! Patrick will be back whenever whatever is happening is done happening. ...
2025-07-0238 minNOBODY LIKES ONIONSJuly 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED!Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he's excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte's favorite biker bar, Stoney's Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and observe Aaron Imholte trying to be on his bestest behavior. PLUS we have a new prize structure for the golf tournament and an exclusive from Wapicada Golf Club admitting they don't know anything about a tournament...
2025-07-014h 10NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don't you worry - there's content coming and it's going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cope and spin before the big day! What is your prediction? What will be the outcome of the box office case of the century? Will there be a donut as big as...
2025-06-262h 02NOBODY LIKES ONIONSCOURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney's Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte! ...
2025-06-252h 21NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...
2025-06-214h 02NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 16, 2025: Felicia Gillespie TURNS! Keanu Thompson Is DUMB! Steel Toe Gets SHATTERED!With all the drama in the dabble world, it's important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan's new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week's giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it's important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along - Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel...
2025-06-174h 26NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 10, 2025: ASHLEY CUMMINGS Stinks! ANTHONY CUMIA On The Dabbleverse! STEEL TOE Golf Update!Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn't understand why everyone is so mean, and she can't stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one show in particular seems to have emboldened his disgust for our sad corner of the internet. Richard Leland Neal has some practical advice for caring for your wounds. Aaron Imholte gets fooled by trolls again and immediately has to spin up a new...
2025-06-114h 27NOBODY LIKES ONIONSTHIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (June 6, 2025)Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...
2025-06-073h 08NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 5, 2025: Bower COMPLAINS! Ashley Cummings Is BROKE! Crazy Joe REACTS! Chad Gets Supertip!Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can control what people thing of her. Crazy Joe has predictably latched on to the Onions in his comments and is becoming irate at their participation in his content. Aaron Imholte continues to lie about what...
2025-06-064h 16NOBODY LIKES ONIONSJune 2, 2025: 20 Years of NLO! Chad Zumock FRAZZLED! Ashley Cummings FREAKOUT! Karmic & Pat Dixon!It's the 20th anniversary of NLO shows, and Patrick's so glad you're hanging in there with this old dusty program! Ashley Cummings shows her true colors again! She's getting chewed up and spit out by the Dabbleverse, and her insecurities are on full display for all to see. Chad Zumock has been demonetized on YouTube, and he's freaking out about it. Watch the desperation of a man who is possibly about to lose the small drip of income he counted on every month vanish like his comedy career! KarmicX goes on to the Pat Dixon show to laugh, cry and...
2025-06-036h 21NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMEMBERS ONLY: May 30, 2025 – KarmicX, Heather Gillespie, Pat Dixon, MLC, Addicted to Profits & More!KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn't want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken strips and then get in to some hot steak talk. Kevin Brennan and MLC are on life support. ...
2025-05-312h 43NOBODY LIKES ONIONSMay 26, 2025: Chad Zumock! Steel Toe! Fats! Michael Ray Bower! More!Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we've got content piling up left and right over here! Let's get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you're going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and they're not real. Let's watch some old Steel Toe stuff to prepare for the return of Minnesota's cutest boy by a window eating soup. Michael Ray Bower is launching another new show and you're gonna wanna hear...
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Gentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 41: John Roy, Patrick MeltonBurns is out, John Roy is in. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is also chiming in. It’s a pretty funny show. Burns will be back in the next one guys. He’s probably going to be so fucking sexy, too. Download MP3
2012-03-0500 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 34The guys are in the studio with TJ Miller. Well, they’re supposed to be. He didn’t show up. But we will have him on soon. We think. Or maybe we won’t. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is here as usual, and tries to round out the third chair in this episode. Download MP3
2011-12-0400 min
SuccotashSuccotash Epi7 - Nuthin' But Podcasts!We're back. Vacation break over, me, Joe Paulino and the rest of the Succotash crew are together again and rocking Studio P in Sausalito.
Episode 7 features no guests or interviews but we DO have clips from eight comedy podcasts, two Bursts O' Durst with comedian Will Durst and Where's The Coffee?, an original tune by our musical director Scott Carvey. (Listen to this episode for information about when you can expect to hear — if our plans hold up — both Scott and his brother Dana (do the math) live in the...
2011-07-2059 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 20Remember these giant pieces of shit? They’re back. Mike and Mike catch you up on where they’ve been, and blame Patrick for the absence, among other things. Comedian Matt Braunger is in studio to add to the hilarity. The guys are discussing why donuts and naked breakfasts don’t help your relationship, among other trappings of pop culture and their decadent lifestyles. Download MP3
2011-07-1400 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 18Matt Knudsen joins the Mikes in the studio for this extra special extended version of Gentlemen Scumbags. The guys recount the events of a comedy show Saturday night, talk about the new Beastie Boys album, try some new McChickens, and get a lesson in promoting sponsors from Patrick. Download MP3
2011-05-0400 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 16Jonny Loquasto, comedian and wrestling enthusiast, is this weeks guest. Also appearing briefly on the show this week is comedian Al Jackson and drunk producer Patrick Melton. Apparantly Patrick and Al have been drinking for hours. Once they leave, the scumbags attempt to run things themselves, and it works out pretty well. Download MP3
2011-04-1300 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 13Brido and Burns are sitting down with comedian Cornell Reid, and producer/comedian/whiny bitch Patrick Melton to talk about their biggest scumbag moments of the week and their crybaby sissy-boy moments as well. And they eat more fish. Because of the lent thing. Just listen. Download MP3
2011-03-2400 min
The WorstThe Worst – 3/15/2011Shannon Hatch is running the show this week with guest Mike Bridenstine and comedian/producer Patrick Melton piping in more often. This weeks stories are somewhat shocking, as usual. Hey, the show is called the worst. They touch on everything from Tony Hawk to a singing girl who is hot and ugly at the same time. Download MP3
2011-03-1800 minGentlemen ScumbagsGentlemen Scumbags 11Brido and Burnsy are back and they’re sitting with comedian Karl Hess and comedian producer Patrick Melton. Brido is berating Patrick for his heavy-handed producing, and the guys are talking about Domino’s new chicken, as well as discussing why they are the giant pieces of shit that they proudly proclaim on a weekly basis. Download MP3
2011-03-0900 min