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Is she weird or just Nordic?so ill you guys, sorryWelcome back to… whatever this is. Honestly, this episode shouldn’t even be a podcast because it’s basically just me complaining about being ill. I currently sound like an 80-year-old chain-smoker who’s been through 40 packs a day, so apologies in advance.This episode is pretty much me being ill, talking about being ill, and then—just for variety—ranting a bit more about being ill. It’s got very ‘I’m taking a break from social media, everyone’ energy, except instead of taking a break, I’m… making a podcast? For reasons that are not yet clear to me or t...
2025-11-2616 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Norwegian men can't date meThis week I go on a full-throttle, caffeinated rant triggered by a Ukrainian woman telling me — with great confidence — that I need Botox and should’ve started five years ago. (Thank you??)From there, we spiral naturally into why I refuse to date Norwegian men again (spiritual incompatibility is real), and then — because why not — into my ongoing anxiety about the rise of the far-right in Norway. The Christian Conservative Party makes a cameo as an example of… well… several things.I also talk candidly about religion, belief, and the afterlife with my usual blend of...
2025-11-1827 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?advice from a b*tchIn this episode, I’m running on no sleep — and it shows. What starts as a chaotic rant turns into a journey through my recent trip to the Netherlands, meeting new comedians (and what annoys me about them, mostly because I see too much of myself), and somehow ends with me doing stand-up for NATO. Yes, NATO.It’s not my proudest or calmest episode, but it’s real. Somewhere between the complaining and the coffee, I start giving unsolicited life advice — the kind I’ve earned through trial, error, and a lot of self-reflection. Take it or leave...
2025-11-1121 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?my vulvaIn today’s episode, I talk about two things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other — my vulva and my brand-new IUD. Only joking! Of course they are connected. I had it inserted today (ouch), and while I’m in pain, it’s totally manageable. Honestly, best invention since the traffic light. Then we get into my tour, and my complicated feelings about Brussels — a city I claim to dislike, though it might just remind me a little too much of a certain ex-boyfriend.This episode’s a bit shorter (I’m mildly sedated, please forgive...
2025-11-0521 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?losing my religionToday I’m a full-on hormonal mess — and honestly, it’s fine. It’s just been one of those days where the world (and certain creepy Christians) really get under my skin. Can we please stop enforcing outdated beliefs on everyone, especially when it comes to women’s reproductive rights? I’m over it.So, in this episode, I go on a bit of a rant — about that, about feeling suffocated by hypocrisy — but I also talk about tour life in Europe, which has been pure chaos in the best way. We’re weird, we’re kooky, and I’m absolut...
2025-10-2929 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?basic bitch feministToday I get really personal. Like, oversharing-on-the-internet personal. I’m honestly amazed that people from all over the world are listening to this — like, hi to whoever’s in Finland right now! Thanks so much, truly.Then I talk about how I’m heading out on tour, which is wild, and how I’m trying to be better at connecting with the people I love. Translation: I’ve finally become the kind of adult who calls their 94-year-old Norwegian Nana. She’s iconic. She still tells me to “get a real job,” but in a loving Scandinavian way.
2025-10-2127 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?third time uploading this oneSo, apologies, this one had some technical issues. Hopefully yyou can all listen now xxFollow Pernille Haaland:TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@pernille.haalandInstagram www.instagram.com/pernille.haalandYouTube https://www.youtube.com/@pernille.haalandFacebook www.facebook.com/pernillehaalandcomedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-1523 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Haaland scoresIn this episode, I cover everything — from the riots in Norway and the pro-Palestinian protests to Haaland doing what Haaland does best: scoring goals. Somewhere in between all that chaos, I’ve also started seeing someone (yes, it’s happening!).I get into the whirlwind of dating someone new — that thrilling, nerve-wracking stage where you’re trying to play it cool while your brain is doing cartwheels. It’s all about finding that impossible balance between mystery and honesty.Then it’s tour time. I take you with me through Bratislava, Vienna, and Budapest — the h...
2025-10-1529 min
RB-sportenHaaland, Nesbø og Lilli BendrissMartin Brøste har med seg sportsleder Trond Hustad og supporter (og journalist) Pernille Huseby i denne episoden. Det er mye og ta tak i. Blant annet at MFK ikke klarer å score mål, Moldes klubbsang ble stjålet, Bodø/Glimt har satt opp shop på Gardermoen, MFK-profiler er klar for kvartfinale i U20 VM og Erling Braut Haaland har vært innom A-laget på NRK. Hvor Lilli Bendriss kommer inn? Du får høre episoden og finne ut av det. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-1033 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Don´t do crypto or comedy in Saudi Arabia...In this episode, I dive into the hypocrisy of our times — from the absurdity of doing stand-up comedy in Saudi Arabia (yes, that’s a thing) to the lack of backbone you see in overly homogenous societies where people just follow the herd. I make the case for staying true to yourself, having your own opinions, and speaking up even when it’s uncomfortable.I also get personal: talking about recording for TV, the nerves of being on tour, and yes… the messy world of dating. I’m seeing two guys I’m not really interested in, but some...
2025-10-0127 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?we are all autistic!This week I actually accomplished something: I went back to the gym. Not that I’d quit, but I definitely wasn’t chasing those gains either — so yeah, small victory unlocked.Meanwhile, a grenade went off in downtown Oslo (casual, right?), the internet is still screaming about Tylenol and autism (spoiler: we’re all autistic now, apparently), and I get into why outgrowing your friends in your 20s is not only normal — it’s necessary. If you’ve got the exact same crew at 30 that you did at 20, honestly… are you okay?Zero science here, jus...
2025-09-2429 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Nato will save us, right?So today in episode four, I talk about life on tour. And, you know, nothing says ‘rock and roll’ quite like… an assassination attempt on Charlie Kirk. I cover that, then dive into NATO — because apparently Europe’s been left home alone. The US has basically kicked us out of the flat, like, ‘good luck paying rent, kids.’ So now it’s Europe: now or never. Spoiler: probably never.Then, somehow, my TikTok goes viral and I get invited to a tech conference in Bergen. Nothing screams ‘thought leader’ like being flown out for a 30-second video about how broken N...
2025-09-1732 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Loneliness vs lionessThis one’s a big one. I dive into the male loneliness epidemic and my own ongoing struggle with understanding men in general. How do you even begin to make sense of them? If you’ve got thoughts, I’d love to hear.Also, side note: I’m convinced every woman should get free clothing from Uniqlo as we grow into our lioness phase. Honestly, we deserve it. The amount of WhatsApp groups we partake in as we support our sisters in relationships - we deserve a f*cking medal!Follow P...
2025-09-1540 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Stockholm women turn me gayIn this one, I cover a little bit of everything: the rise of far-right politics in Norway, my trip to Stockholm (where, honestly, every woman looks like she walked out of a fashion campaign — it almost converted me), and my shows up north Norway.Somewhere along the way, I spiral into an existential crisis about never quite fitting into Norwegian culture — and realizing that’s okay. I also gush about my dog, admit to being single and sober, and confess that I’ve become the unofficial therapist for all my married friends.Basically, it’s pol...
2025-09-0334 min
Is she weird or just Nordic?Try to have more sex on your couch instead of being a fascist...This week I launch my podcast which I can only assume is a bit like giving birth?! It is rough and dirty work, so I hope you appreciated my (dare I say) hard work.In this weeks first episode I try not to shit my pants as I delve into my hatred of waxing, my love for having sex on a couch and then I rant about the far right. No one is any wiser, but we feel less alone if that makes sense?!Thank you for listening, take care... Winter is coming...
2025-08-2733 min
StorySLAM OsloHusarrest og norsk natur-traumeAhmed Mamow forteller om å få husarrest i altfor høy alder ... Pernille Haaland gir oss historien om da hun ble stående ansikt til ansikt med norsk, rå natur.
Disse historiene ble fortalt på Carls i Oslo, mai 2025.
2025-07-1718 minRB-sportenHvor var Willy (Roaldsøy)?Martin Brøste har med seg sportsleder Trond Hustad og supporter/journalist Pernille Huseby. Egentlig skulle Moldes utlånte Alwande "Willy" Roaldsøy være med, men hva skjedde? Her diskuteres blant annet kommende cupkamp mot Sandnes Ulf, lørdagens kamp mot Bodø/Glimt, samt Haaland-safari og våte saltstenger. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-10-2829 min
Never as FunnyPernille Haaland - Not RelatedPatrick is joined by stand-up comedian Pernille Haaland. They discuss adapting comedy to the audience, the distance between the comedian and the performance, and the parallels between Sigmund Freud and Joe Rogan.
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2024-08-121h 07
Milde Meninger - med Ahmed MamowMake Eurovision Gay again med Pernille HaalandIdag prater jeg med Pernille Haaland om Eurovision, hva slags drøye meninger har vi om Eurovision?!Det må du høre på! sykt relevant tematikk.Send meg gjerne spørsmål på: @ahmed.mjau på instagramØnsker du å samarbeide med denne podcasten? Ta kontakt med hei@simpltalent.noDenne podcasten er produsert av @simpl.talent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-0440 min
Anger#263: Pernille HaalandPernille Haaland er komiker og skuespiller. Hennes forhold til anger har mye med hennes oppfattelse av språk å gjøre, og at intensjonen er god, men at man noen ganger tråkker feil. Vi snakker bl.a. om hvor rar verden har blitt av Tinder, og dårlige unnskyldninger og gjentakende mønster, hvordan det er å bli catfishet, å jobbe med nye mennesker med humor, at menneskers kjærlighetsliv ikke er så ulikt dyrenes, turen tilbake fra England til Norge som egentlig bare skulle være et kort besøk, men som ble permanent, å være like surrete som sin far og rote bo...
2023-05-051h 27
Inia James Podcast#19 Pernille HaalandPernille Haaland is a stand up comedian who lived and performed in England and is now based in Oslo. She's recently performed her solo show "Resting confused face" at the Edinburgh fringe festival.
2022-09-291h 51
On the Air with FDT-TVRangnick at the wheel S.2 EP. 17 | FDTTV On the Air w/Michael Hawes & Ian Varkerjoin Mike and Ian for this week on the podcast make sure your subscribed to the channel follow the boys on social media Follow the boys on social media. Ian - https://linktr.ee/Varky Mike - Mike - https://linktr.ee/FDTTVMike full shortlists for ballon d'Or awards Kopa Trophy for U21 players shortlist Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) Pedri (Barcelona) Mason Greenwood (Man United) Jude Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund) Gio Reyna (Borussia Dortmund) Jeremy Doku (Rennes) Julian Wirtz (Bayer Leverkusen) Ryan Gravenberch (Ajax) Jamal Musiala (Bayern Munich) Nuno Mendes (PSG) womens Ballon d’Or Kadidiatou Diani (PSG) Fran Kirby (Chelsea) Jennifer Her...
2021-11-2953 min
Highbrow DrivelFrequently Asked Questions of the UniverseGet ready to wave hello to Jeff and Elon, we're getting back in the Highbrow Drivel Galactic and heading back to outer space. This week, we're talking about the frequently asked questions of the universe with Dr Daniel Whiteson and Pernille Haaland. Highlights include Dr Daniel explaining expansion, discussion on whether the black hole at the centre of the milky way is like a guard dog keeping aliens away and some a-grade nan chat. Expert guest: Daniel Whiteson is a physics professor at UCIrvine, and a fellow of the American Physical Society. He does...
2021-10-3155 min
2020-11-031h 12
Gurus of ComedyNorwegian Standup - with Pernille Haaland
On this episode we are delighted to have on Norwegian comedian Pernille Haaland. Pernille is mainly based in the UK, but the Covid lockdown finds her back in Norway.
We discuss performing stand-up in Norway, the fun of being an eternal expat and Dave find out all the cool places in Norway that Frozen was based on …eh for his daugther.
Pernille has her own podcast, The Right Kind of Wrong, and can also be found on YouTube and Twitter.
2020-09-0136 min
Grinn ComedyNorwegian Standup - with Pernille HaalandOn this episode we are delighted to have on Norwegian comedian Pernille Haaland. Pernille is mainly based in the UK, but the Covid lockdown finds her back in Norway.
We discuss performing stand-up in Norway, the fun of being an eternal expat and Dave find out all the cool places in Norway that Frozen was based on ...eh for his daugther.
Pernille has her own podcast, The Right Kind of Wrong, and can also be found on YouTube and Twitter.
2020-09-0100 min
Beef And Dairy NetworkEpisode 61 - International Beef LibraryMAXFUNDRIVE link: maximumfun.org/joinWe're joined by Gareth Gwynn, Mike Wozniak, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Tim Bick, Pernille Haaland and Linnea Sage as we find out about the latest goings on at the International Beef Library.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com
2020-07-2050 min
Just Another Panel Show03. Oranges w/ Mekkin Roff, Pernille Haaland, Kieron Liley, Ashish SuriIt's Pernille Haaland and Mekkin Roff VS Kieron Liley and Ashish Suri - in an all out Orange War.
2020-03-2300 min
The Union Jack Off with Daniel MuggletonNorway doesn't need Gods, It has Oil feat. Pernille Haaland & Evelyn Mok#52 | Australian comedian Daniel Muggleton interviews stand-ups from around the world about where they grew up, moving to the United Kingdom and what they don't like about the British.
This week's guests are Norway's Pernille Haaland (@pdogcomedy) & Sweden's Evelyn Mok (@evelynmok)!
We talk about the Scandinavian hierarchy (spoiler: Sweden's winning but Norway's the richest), Tall Poppy Syndrome, lots of tax, Sweden's first Japanese restaurant having Chinese cooks, indigenous people in Lapland and having a Catholic confirmation for the money. And having to catch a boat to get to school in rural Norway.
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2019-11-141h 40