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You're On The List Top 10 Best/Worst TV Series FinalesThe Queen Nancy Gauci introduces the podcast as only she can. Pete and Bret talk about their show in Forked River, partying with Steamboat Willie, and hanging out at JR's eating Maruca's. The guys discuss Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle's comedy specials, and delve into the best and worst series finales of all time. Where do you put the Sopranos? Or Seinfeld? The boys also update us on future projects and podcasts they are looking to produce!

2019-09-171h 35 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Things People Hate For No ReasonPete and Bret rejoin Mike Casentini at the Network Studios to discuss things that people straight up hate without much reasoning. The guys catch up about fireworks, earthquakes, and celebrating your birthday like a gentleman. They talk about the people and things that you love to hate! Be sure to not hate this podcast and write a review!

2019-07-101h 40 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian EdwardsIan Edwards joins Petey Boy in studio to talk soccer and Bret calls in on a burner phone from his underground bunker. The guys talk about the English premiership, the most successful football clubs, and the best players to play the game. Pete and Ian try to one-up each other with Old Trafford stories as Bret googles old timey players to feel included! Check out Ian's new special IanTalk July 12!

2019-07-061h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Film Score Composers Pete meets up with ATC's social media guru Brenton Biddlecombe as Bret calls in from Chicago using a Cricket Wireless flip phone. The guys talk about the importance of social media in a comic's career, the self-anointed Podfather, and the All Things Comedy family of comedians. Brenton comes prepared as a film score expert, taking control of the list along with his curated score samplings. The guys are enamored by the amount of Italians on the list, yet Bret loses his mind over a particular composer that was left out. So whether it's in a video game or the silver s...

2019-06-241h 32 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Health Fads with Whitney Ayers This week Petey Boy Jones welcomes the love of his life and certified health expert Whitney Ayers into the studio. Bret skypes in with mid-90's technology and talks about setting off lunk alarms and his dedication to the South Beach Diet. It's revealed that Pete's bathroom ceiling is hairy and that he is no good at carrying his girlfriend to the bedroom. Whitney drops knowledge on good and bad health trends that periodically sweep the wellness community and ranks the all-time health fads. So grab a green juice, channel a ghost, and put coffee up your butt to really g...

2019-04-181h 42 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Falls From GraceBret is in LA and meets up with Pete and Carlos Rodriguez to catch up and discuss the latest in their lives. The guys talk about the many falls from grace we've seen of one-beloved stars. Rate us for Pete's sake.

2019-03-181h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Brody Stevens BrodyismsBret Ernst skypes in to the show and joins Pete Giovine in celebrating the great Brody Stevens. The boys share stories about Brody, tell their favorite Brody jokes and rank the phrases Brody was known for. So grab some apple cider vinegar, push and believe, and enjoy it! Yes!

2019-03-011h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep172 - Top 10 Wrestlers According To ChadPete welcomes old friend and wrestling aficionado Chad Weiner to break down his list of the best wrestlers of all time. He schools Pete on the old territories and why certain men rose to legendary status.

2019-02-2259 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep171 - Top 10 Signs You're A Stalker with Thomas DaleThe great Thomas Dale visits Pete Giovine for a discussion about leaving New York, being an honest comic, almost taping a special, loving dramatically, and making silent three-point turns undetected. Thomas tells us about his new podcast "Honestly" at the Hollywood Improv and teaches what it takes to be a great stalker! This podcast will love you until we drive by your house with the headlights off!

2019-02-091h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep170 - Top 10 Ways You're Kidding Yourself About Getting OlderStevie G visits the studio and takes Pete to the wood shed about not doing enough with the podcast. Stevie then struggles with an inner realization of self defeat and bad tax form completion. The boys finally get to a list about ways we don't acknowledge the passing years on the calendar. Stay warm and enjoy!

2019-02-0254 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep169 - Top 10 RicksPete welcomes high energy Matt Ralston to the studio. The boys discuss the lives or writers, Melania Trump, Celebrity Big Brother, and talk about how Ravishing Rick Rude always looked suspect.

2019-01-2651 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep168 - Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies With Chris WyldeJones Johnson meets up with what appears to be cool Jesus for the latest YOTL installment! Chris Wylde (Dan Pizzini's favorite guest), and Pete discuss their holidays, new years resolutions, getting screeners, the R. Kelly doc, Sebastian in the new Peter Farrelly movie, basketball, and the guys talk about the best Bruce Willis movies of all time! Rate us on iTunes to keep YOTL alive!

2019-01-111h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still AroundStevie G stops by to hear Bret and Pete open the podcast with an old fashioned political argument! After cooler heads prevail, Stevie talks about a good audition, and whether he should join the podcast permanently and Pete is in staunch opposition. The guys discuss the things in life that are still around but seem outdated – like a phone book, or your Mom for instance. Are you still reading this? Your Mom dude.

2018-11-141h 25 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy BonnellThe Ghost of Ernst Past visits the studio to educate Petey Boy on sports gambling. Billy Bonnell tells the boys about his Navy days, getting into comedy, and joins Pete in admonishing the West Hollywood mail carriers. The guys talk about the best Dallas Cowboys in history and rank them better than Sports Illustrated! Put on your cowboy hat and slap that pig skin in this new ep!

2018-10-221h 59 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep164 - Top 10 Country StarsPete meets up with Darren Carter The Party Starter at the studio and Bret attempts to Skype in. Unfortunately technical difficulties arise as Bret is forced to write messages on paper and hold them up to the camera as if in an INXS or Facebook birth announcement video. Bret finally gets through and the boys discuss the roots of country music, the biggest stars, David Allan Coe and other three-name artists. Throw in a dip, hop in your old beat up truck, and call your maw!

2018-10-152h 14 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie GuttmanPete gets scolded by Stevie for not getting married. Bret encourages Stevie to look inside himself for guidance as listener Janine wins the day with on-point observations and backhanded digs. The guys talk about the most toxic couples of all time and Caleb becomes the editor of obvious.com. Break up with the psycho if you have one and call your mom!

2018-10-081h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep161 - Bret Moved To OhioSurprise, surprise! Bret moved to Ohio and Pete still lives in LA! Bret Skypes in to the studio to give us a tour of his house, talks about what he looks forward to in suburban living, and shows us his tile work. The guys discuss the pod and what the future holds! Check out Bret in all of his witness protection glory!

2018-09-031h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard BoekePete is back with Bret as they welcome an insane genius and his muscle into the ATC studio! Elon Musk-esque brain boy Eric Rice has a company called Quanta and he explains the complexities of quantum physics to the boys and they totally get it. Pete take cannabis vapes and feels great while Bret's buddy Gerard Boeke drops the bass. You just got high reading this.

2018-08-271h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep159 - Top 10 Sinatra Songs with Dan Ahdoot and Stevie GIn this episode, the Summer Winds blow Steve Guttman and Dan Ahdoot into the studio. Stevie promotes his new documentary “The Davi Way,” Dan discusses how he abuses his kid show fame as Falafel Phil to get MILFS, and there’s a lively discussion about Jews and Italians…Pete’s out of town, so this episode falls off the rails quickly!

2018-08-171h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep158 - Top 10 Game-Changing Video GamesBret and Pete catch up after being away from the pod for a long time. The guys get some list ideas from listeners then commit to debating video games that changed the landscape of gaming when released. Grab your Duck Hunt gun, remember the cheat codes, and call your Mom!

2018-08-081h 03 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu)Pete and Bret discuss their recent role on Steve Byrne's new movie "The Opening Act" while Bret peddles t-shirts on his website. The boys take suggestions from viewers on what the list should be. The podcast takes on the unenviable task of ranking the members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Pete professes his love for Ghostface Killah as Bret shows his allegiance to O.D.B. The all-knowing RZA stops by to talk about allowing Cappadonna into the Clan! Protect ya neck and subscribe to this podcast!

2018-07-201h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep155 - Top 10 Reasons To Leave CaliforniaBret and Pete talk about the pro's and con's of living in California. The guys realize that LA is killing them.

2018-07-061h 31 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep154 - Top 10 Golfers With Cort McCownPete Giovine welcomes handsome man comedian Cort McCown to the basement of the Comedy Store to discuss his entrance to the business, the importance of air conditioning, his ball control in Teen Wolf, playing with Playboy playmates, and being a caddie on the PGA Tour. Cort drops knowledge about life on the PGA tour and lays out his list of the best golfers of all time! Be sure to rate, subscribe and follow Cort on Instagram at @cortmccown!

2018-06-292h 02 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep153 - Top 10 People We Wish Were On TwitterBret is back in the house with Pete at the All Things Comedy studios. The boys catch up, recap last weeks list, and then discuss the people they wish were on twitter. Sam Tripoli stops by to drop a new conspiracy theory! Subscribe!

2018-06-201h 25 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep151 - Top 10 Movie VillainsPete discovers he's an Italian WASP, while Bret discusses Roseanne's tweets and the NFL policy on standing for the national anthem. The guys interact with new listeners as they compile a list of the best movie villains of all time. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast and tell your friends!

2018-05-311h 33 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep150 - Top 10 Things We Love About New JerseySteve Rannazzasi drops by to discuss the memorial for Mitzi Shore and we even get a surprise pop in from Eddie Peppitone! Bret and Pete talk about the old country of Weehawken and how much they love the great state of New Jersey!

2018-05-161h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep149 - Top 10 Redheads of All TimeBret pontificates the success of Cobra Kai, talks about not inviting Pete to Mexico, and discusses getting his butt seen by a doctor. Pete mentions his trip to Canada, and tries to educate Bret on the Golden State Killer. The guys take a cue from Carlos and talk the best redheads of all-time! Call your Mom!

2018-05-091h 18 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep148 - Top 10 Boston AthletesBret and Pete welcome comedian Matty Fontana into the studio to finish off a list that Bret started on Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast. The guys talk Boston, Bret goes on disjointed rants, and Matty talks a lot about Yawkey.

2018-04-301h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep147 - Top 10 Underrated 80's Movies With Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, and Josh HealdBret and Pete welcome the 3 big-time writers/producers responsible for Blockers, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Hot Tub Time Machine, and the new YouTube Red series Cobra Kai! The guys learn about how Hurwitz and Schlossberg got the OK from White Castle and how they rebooted the career of the great Neil Patrick Harris. John Cena is revealed to be the best actor of all-time, and Billy Zabka the best movie bully ever. This round table breaks down the best underrated 80's movies of all-time as Pete and Josh commemorate Kevin Bacon's classic flick Quicksilver! Cobra Kai May 2nd!

2018-04-231h 59 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep146 - Top 10 Guys You See At The GymThe All Things Comedy Launch Episode! Pete Giovine asks Bret Ernst about the passing of Mitzi Shore as they discuss the legendary Comedy Store. The guys talk about the Impossible Burger, Bret's insane diet when he was shredded, and break down the different kinds of guys you see at the gym! SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST for weekly lists! Call your mom!

2018-04-161h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep145 - Top 10 ExcusesThe boys have a new intern Trevor who just got fired by the Dirty Sports podcast! Pete reads some Youtube comments about Bret from the Tinfoil Hat swapcast and they're not pretty. The boys talk about making excuses and which ones are the best to use in different situations. There's no excuse to not subscribe to this podcast.

2018-04-041h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep144 - Top 10 Conspiracy Theories W/ Tinfoil Hat With Sam TripoliBret and Pete swapcast with Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis! The guys listen to Bret and Tripoli rant and try to list the Top 10 conspiracy theories of all time! Was 9/11 real? Are there lizard people? Subscribe to "You're On The List" podcast and "Tinfoil Hat" podcast!

2018-03-281h 17 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep143 - Top 10 Worst Movie Sequels With Carlos RodriguezBret and Pete welcome Carlos Rodriguez to the studio to throw bitch ass dad jokes at each other. The guys go live and talk to the people about the worst movie sequels of all time. Subscribe to this podcast fool!

2018-03-221h 17 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep142 - Top 10 Jacksons with Jake RohnBret and Pete welcome hip hop journalist Jake Rohn to the studio to talk our favorite rappers and how a lot of the new guys suck. The guys talk about the best Jacksons of all time and discuss their checkered pasts. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast!

2018-03-141h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep141 - Top 10 Things Kids Don't Do No More With Steve SimeoneBret and Pete venture to new digs at the All Things Comedy studio and welcome Steve Simeone to reflect on 3 way calling, kidnapping dogs for ransom, and Bret reveals the true identity of Tony from the roller rink! Subscribe!

2018-03-071h 23 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep140 - Top 10 TraitorsBret thinks that Pete is stealing all his good ideas and profiting from them. The boys catch up as Pete describes acting in a scene with a pheasant and Bret won't shut up about Chicago. They talk about hecklers and break down the biggest traitors in history! Don't stab us in the back and miss this – Et tu Bret?

2018-02-231h 19 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep138 - Top 10 Things Guys Gotta Do For Valentine's DayPete and Bret talk about the Super Bowl, which quarterback will reign supreme in Philly, and discuss the grueling tradition of being a guy during the Valentine's Day holiday. Subscribe and rate us on iTunes sweetheart!

2018-02-091h 28 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep137 - Top 10 Worst Grammy WinnersPete and Bret go live at the Store to discuss Super Bowl picks and life. The boys also talk about the Grammy's how much they do not care about them. Pete shuts down the need to release an FBI memo and the boys talk about the worst Grammy winners of all-time!

2018-02-021h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep136 - Top 10 Signs You're Getting OlderBret and Pete make YOTL history and Facebook Live the podcast for the very first time. The guys interact with viewers and even add some of their suggestions to the final list. The boys talk about the things that happen when you get older and signs that age is catching up to you.

2018-01-261h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep135 - Top 10 Presidential ScandalsPetey Boy is involved in yet another scandal! Bret and Pete get back on track, discuss President Trumps scandalous ways and break down the top scandals to hit the office of the US presidency!

2018-01-191h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep132 - Top 10 Fishes of the Christmas Eve Feast With Luca PalancaBret and Pete talk about Luke Skywalker being a sensitive hipster and about donkey face Jones as the holidays are upon us. Fan favorite Luca Palanca phones in to discuss the favorite fish of the Vigil aka the Feast of Seven Fishes! The guys guinea out a bit as they discuss great holiday memories! Don't miss this episode and Merry Christmas!!! Twitter: @lucapalanca Website: https://www.facebook.com/guineabastards/

2017-12-221h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep131 - Top 10 Little Known Truths About Indian Culture With Yuvi Grewal and Pritesh ShahBret and Pete are forced to look at a side of a building ad for the movie "The Problem With Apu" every time they walk into the Comedy Store and don't really get it. They wanted to speak to some real Indians about the beloved and embattled Simpson character. The guys welcome Yuvi and Pritesh to the show and ask them all about the Indian culture. The guys try to understand bitcoin and enjoy some Tikka Masala and mango lassi!

2017-12-151h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep130 - Top 10 Prison Slang WordsBret and Pete talk about the show in Calgary and Bret plays a bunch of songs. The podcast falls off the rails a couple times so they restart the podcast over and over. The guys talk about the best prison slang words and Bret makes a HUGE announcement at the end of the show! Stay tuned!

2017-12-081h 23 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep128 - Top 10 People We Hate At Holiday PartiesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine reunite at the Comedy Store and catch up with each other finally! Bret's been shooting in Atlanta and Pete just got back from the Philly Punchline with Kurt Metzger. The guys talk about net neutrality and the upcoming FCC vote that will change everything. Pete's brother is having a baby and the baby is hosting hot fetus contests in the womb. The boys welcome in the holiday spirit and talk about the people they don't like at holiday parties! So pace yourself, and don't show up empty handed for this special episode!

2017-11-231h 02 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep127 - Top 10 Comics We Want To Open For With Feraz Ozel and Michael LenociPetey Boy Jones Johnson welcomes Feraz Ozel and Michael Lenoci to discuss living the life and playing the role of an "opener" in comedy. Feraz goes viral, Lenoci opens for D'Elia constantly, and Pete is chock full of stories of the great comics he gets to open for. The boys discuss the do's and don'ts of being a good opener and pick who they want to open for next!

2017-11-1051 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep124 - Top 10 Mischief Night PranksBret suspects Pete is a Civil War re-enactor as the boys catch up from time apart. The boys talk about the history of mischief night and the many regional names for this ungodly evening. They cover different ways to terrorize your neighbors and Bret reveals that he's a serial arsonist!

2017-10-201h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep123 - Top 10 Most Dangerous/Dumb Shit That Boys DoThis week the boys kick off with a classic hip-hop mixtape, recap their trip to Atlanta, and reveal Rusty's nephew. Pete and Bret go on to tell us the stupidest and most dangerous exploits from their childhood. Girls grow up as girls, boys grow up as suicidal dumb idiots. Call your Mom after this one.

2017-10-061h 02 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep122 - Top 10 Other Guys In MoviesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine explore the other guys in a movie that either steal the show or have great scenes. Of course you have the protagonist, but f*ck that guy. What about the other little gem performances that make the flick? The guys talk about fights and deviated septums as well as their upcoming trip to Atlanta! Call your Mom dude.

2017-09-291h 03 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep120 - Top 10 Things That Make Us UncomfortableBret and Pete think awkward things and explore stuff that makes you squirm like James Corden rapping. Please buy their t-shirts and contribute to the Patreon page – now that was uncomfortable...

2017-09-151h 08 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep119 - Top 10 80's Action Movies with Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger comes to the Comedy Store to visit Pete and Bret! This is the biggest guest to ever be on YOTL!!! Governor Schwarzenegger hangs with the boys to discuss the best action movies of the 1980's! The guys pick Arnold's brain about his movie making experiences and personal life! DO NOT MISS THIS! We'll be back!

2017-09-081h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep117 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're In LABret is back from Albany and Pete just got back from Oregon. The boys talk about the striking contrast between Los Angeles and literally every other place on Earth. They run down the good and bad traits of LA and dive into the superficiality of it all. Get your lips done and enjoy!

2017-08-251h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep115 MESSAGE - Pete forgot the SD cardThis is a short message from Pete Giovine about how he forgot to bring the correct SD card, while in New Jersey performing with Bret Ernst.

2017-08-1106 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep114 - Top 10 Italian American Slang WordsBret and Pete catch up on life, liberty, the Mooch, and question what could have happened if Scaramucci lasted a little bit longer as White House communications director. The guys talk Italian American slang and the words that mean night shade vegetables – call your Mom and buy YOTL t-shirts! T-shirt link: Buy Now

2017-08-041h 21 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep113 - Top 10 University of Miami Football Players with Jayson Thibault and Jared CampbellBret and Pete record a night episode at the Comedy Store and invite former U of Miami player Jared Campbell and Punch Drunk Sports wildcard Jayson Thibault downstairs to attempt a podcast. The guys discuss how the NCAA f*cks the players, what being a college player was like, and they list some of the best ever football players that came out of Miami. Suit up and chase some rabbits cause we're going down south! Featured Items: Jayson Thibault - twitter @theteeb Jared Campbell - twitter @jaredquay

2017-07-281h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep112 - Top 10 White Rappers with Eric SchwartzPete and Bret welcome comedian Eric Schwartz to the Comedy Store studio to talk about cultural appropriation in hip hop, Sebastian freestyling, Eric's bitch ass dad, and the guys rank the best white rappers of all time. Pete fights for Your Old Droog, Bret bounces Logic, and Eric gives Mackelmore his due. So throw on your hoodie, get sick in the bathroom, and prevail in the rap battle cause you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow! GUEST LINKS Twitter: @ericschwartz IG: @eeericschwartz www.ericschwartzlive.com

2017-07-211h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep110 - Top 10 Highlights Of The Road Trip From Jersey To FloridaBret and Pete hop in the station wagon and take a trip down I-95 so they can count the miles until South of the Border and hopefully dodge the smell that is Georgia! The guys discuss their favorite road trip destinations and talk about the east coast homage from Jersey to Florida!

2017-07-0752 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep108 - Top 10 Most Sampled ArtistsBret brings in a list of songs he used to listen to as a kid. He's old. Pete figures out the formula to becoming a hip hop pioneer and tries to get super agent Jimmy Spicer on the phone to book Jellybean Benitez. This one's a stretch.

2017-06-231h 31 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep106 - Top 10 Things The Girls Hate About Us with Whitney Ayers and Kristin KandracBret and Pete welcome their better halves into the Comedy Store to discuss the things that make them rethink being with an argumentative unibrow and a donkey-faced hair show! The girls offer a rare insight to the guys and the things that get under their skin – use a nail clipper Christ's sake!

2017-06-091h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep105 - Top 10 Iconic Cars Of TV and FilmPete Giovine and Bret Ernst are back! The boys catch up after their time away. Bret rocked West Palm and Pete wrote an episode of South Park. The boys talk about Kathy Griffin's photographer and killing snails. Rev up your engines and drive down memory lane with the most iconic cars in history!

2017-06-021h 27 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep104 - Top 10 Things That Suck About Being In The Food Service Industry with Chad ZumockPete and Bret hang at the House of Comedy condo in Phoenix with guest comedian Chad Zumock. The guys talk about their years working as waiters, cooks, and bartenders, and the ways they quit their jobs. The boys also talk about their celebrity customers, Sebastian telling you the specials, tricks of the trade, and they run down all the crappy things that come with working in the restaurant business! Be sure to tip twenty percent and enjoy!

2017-05-191h 24 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep103 - Top 10 Simpsons Characters with Chris WyldePete Giovine welcomes best friend and actor Chris Wylde at The Comedy Store for a special Simpsons edition of the podcast! Wylde is a Simpsons expert and discusses his favorite guest stars, peripheral characters, and the guys rank the best Simpsons characters in the show's history! Don't miss this episode! D'oh!

2017-05-1257 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep101 - Top 10 Ways We Picked Up GirlsBret and Pete recover from their 100th episode hangover. The guys talk about how difficult it is for someone in a hipster neighborhood to cat call, and then they run down ways they've worked their magic in the past. Also hear some creepy pick-up lines from the internet!

2017-04-281h 20 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep100 - 100th Episode Spectacular! (Top 10 Best of YOTL)Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine have made it to 100 episodes of "You're On The List!" The boys go to the mezzanine and hang with YOTL VIP's to find out the top 10 fan-favorite episodes! WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!!! Keep sharing!

2017-04-211h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep98 - Top 10 Signs Your Girl Is Out of TownPete Giovine and Bret Ernst have been left home alone… these are their stories! The boys commiserate at the Comedy Store as Pete delivers top-notch analysis of the NCAA basketball final and we hear how Post Malone's manager made him feel like an old man! Bret's knack for rewarding shits with treats saves his dog's life, and we learn the things guys do when left unattended for extended periods of time! Take a shower for Christ's sake, pick up those socks, and enjoy this episode as you make the bed you train wreck!

2017-04-071h 07 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep96 - Top 10 Chain RestaurantsPete orders replacement parts for a blender and Bret reveals he's been drinking apple cider vinegar with ginger and turmeric. The guys take a listener's suggestion and debate the best chain restaurants in the game. Bret talks about working at Hooters and the Cheesecake Factory, and Pete runs some tweets! Order a pizookie and call your mom!

2017-03-241h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep95 - Top 10 Ways You Know It's St. Patrick's DayBret and Pete talk about the weekend performing at the Comedy Store in La Jolla and are missing the laid back beach lifestyle. Surprise guest health expert and lover of Jones, Whitney Ayers visits the studio as the guys talk about how healthy Guinness is for you, and how controversial Irish car bombs are. Get shitfaced, fight your friends and celebrate the luck of the Irish live from the Store!

2017-03-1757 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep94 - Top 10 Comic Book MoviesBret and Pete are record live from The Comedy Store La Jolla comedy condo on the beach like gentlemen! Carlos Rodriguez joins the boys as they enjoy the beach views, argue over what list to do, and talk about the best superhero movies. Come see the guys at the Comedy Store THIS WEEKEND in San Diego!

2017-03-1058 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep93 - Top 10 Things Given Up For LentThe boys talk about their shows and great adventures at The Stress Factory in New Brunswick, NJ. Bret talks about multiple audience members that want to punch him, and Pete basks in the glow of visiting Seaside Heights and Toms River. The guys also talk about the mishap at the Oscars, the unionization of hosts, and the show needs to be paused for Ass Wednesday. Find out what you should give up for Lent and call your Mom!

2017-03-031h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep92 - Top 10 Coolest People From New JerseyBret and Pete return from San Francisco with wild tales as they commiserate back at the Comedy Store. They talk about the great people they met, Drunk Jones Johnson, and an art heist that Bret almost pulled the trigger on. In honor of heading to the Stress Factory Feb 23-25 in New Brunswick the guys honor the coolest kids to ever graduate New Jersey! Call your Moms and come to the shows!

2017-02-231h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep90 - Top 10 GameshowsPete and Bret take a listener suggestion and talk about the best game shows. The guys talk about the historic Superbowl and reorder their list from last week. The guys will be at the San Francisco Punchline Feb 15-18 and Stress Factory, NJ Feb 23-25! Call your mom!

2017-02-101h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep89 - Top 10 QB Superbowl PerformancesPete was at the Roast Battles and tells some tales while Bret discusses his upcoming stand-up special. The guys rank the best quarterback performances in Superbowl history! Grab some chips, dip, cold beer and have a listen before the big game! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @YOTLpodcast!

2017-02-031h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep87 - Top 10 Board GamesPete welcomes drunk comedian Matt Ralston and producer Pat Deluca to the Comedy Store to celebrate a peaceful transition of power in this Inauguration Day special! The guys discuss Bernie Sanders, Sebastian goes to the demolition derby, and the guys debate whether Hungry Hippos is a board game. So dust off the box, lay on the floor, and kick your sister's ass as we count down the best board games of all-time!

2017-01-201h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep86 - Top 10 Things That Suck About Partisan PoliticsThe boys put on parachute pants and break out the cardboard as they have a civil discussion about politics while Bret windmills! Pete saves the rec center and answers tweets! Positivity!

2017-01-131h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep85 - Top 10 Ways You Know The Holidays Are OverBret and Pete review some classic hip hop, talk about Bret's childhood gangster friend, and discuss their holiday vacations. The boys argue about the availability of bowls of snacks after the holidays, Pete plays Santa, and Sebastian goes to Bass Pro Shops.

2017-01-061h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep84 - Top 10 John Hughes FilmsBret and Pete celebrate the holidays in awe of John Hughes and the insane list of films he wrote and directed. We know his top films but it's time to rank 'em! Sip some eggnog and remember the laughs and tears of movies past – Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

2016-12-2343 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep83 - Top 10 Ways You Know It's Chanukah with Adam RayMADtv's Adam Ray steps off stage and joins Pete and Bret in the Comedy Store basement to discuss his burgeoning career and growing up as a nice Jewish boy. The guys reminisce Bar Mitzvahs and tour the things that bring the festival of lights to life! Check out adamraytv.com for more!

2016-12-1659 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep82 - Top 10 Ways You Know Christmas Is NearPete shares the joys of eating Kringles with coffee while Bret dates himself by bringing up ribbon candy. The guys talk about how you know Christmas is near and Rza blesses the God body.

2016-12-0954 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep81 - Top 10 Boyhood CrushesBret and Pete reminisce about the good old days when Janet Jackson was dating Willis, and when you had to exploit every opportunity to relax yourself as a child. Take a walk down memory lane as crushes present themselves through meaningless banter!

2016-12-0258 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep79 - Top 10 Things You Dread DoingPete has to go to the dentist today to get his giant teeth cleaned. The boys discuss other things in life that are not fun to do. Bret shares a guido moment and the guys discuss doctor appointments that involve the butt. Rate us 5 stars friend!

2016-11-1842 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep78 - Top 10 Things to Look Forward To In Trump PresidencyThe boys blow off some steam in this election night special! Comedians Mike Young, Justin Martindale, and Jason Yanakis join Pete and Bret as they navigate the election result in drunken shock! The guys talk Trump and the things to look forward to now that the end of days is upon us!

2016-11-1152 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep77 - Top 10 Things To Look Forward To After The Election (A Very Special Election Episode)This very special election episode includes Pete and Bret going off on Jill Stein and "Big Comedy." The guys look back at this shit show and look forward to all the things November 9th will bring!

2016-11-041h 14 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep76 - Top 10 Scariest MoviesBret and Jones Johnson discuss Pete's trip to Philly, dressing up for Halloween, and the boys crack open some PBR's like hipsters. The guys try to communicate with ghosts, discuss the scariest movies of all time and then Bret begs for money. Be sure to rate us 5 stars son!

2016-10-281h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep75 - Top 10 Best/Worst Trick-or-Treat CandiesThis episode starts with an epic Ernst rant about the election, debate, and current society. Pete can't stand the disloyalty of the Verizon Guy and thinks he and the Sprint executives are dirty rats. The guys welcome the Halloween season by discussing which treats you should want in your pillowcase. Don't throw change in our bag... just rate and drop us a review!

2016-10-141h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep73 - Top 10 AppetizersPete Giovine welcomes his buddies comedian Matt Ralston and podcasters Pat Deluca and Retep in studio to discuss the debates and what they like to order when the waiter comes. Appetizers come in all forms and the guys discuss their favorite treats. Go see Bret at the Addison Improv in Dallas this weekend! Call your Mom!

2016-09-301h 00 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep71 - Top 10 Things About South Florida with Michael LenochiBret and Pete welcome comedian Michael Lenochi for a late night hang at the Comedy Store. The guys discuss high school fights at Denny's, club life, Mike on steroids, and a bunch of streets in Florida that you wouldn't know unless you lived there. So dump a baby in a dumpster, take some bath salts, and have your boy inject you with this latest episode! Featured Links hairandteeth.com breternst.com

2016-09-161h 09 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep68 - Top 10 Corniest Things Couples DoThe guys talk about Philly, Pete's corn ball side, guido apple picking, and Ryan Lochte's red herring. Bret sees a Comedy Store ghost during the show! The guys list the gay things that couples do and both pretend they don't love doing them. So go get a mani/pedi and sample some yogurt you whipped little b*tch!

2016-08-261h 09 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep67 - Top 10 Summer Olympic Athletes of All TimeBret and Pete hang at the Store for a special Olympic episode! The guys talk about the best Olympians to ever compete, guido SPF, and swimmers with mustaches. Win a medal… call your Mom!

2016-08-1759 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep66 - Top 10 Things To Look Forward To After SummerLOST EPISODE! This ep was recorded last week yet Pete f'd up the files…but now they're found! Bret and Petey Boy talk about summer, a fly in the studio, some politics, and the little things to look forward to as summer hits the home stretch! So put your suit on, take a dip, and enjoy the rest of your summer as we look forward to the fall! Rate your mom son!

2016-08-111h 08 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep65 - Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do In A Big CityBret is back with Jones Johnson! The two guinzaloons discuss the candidates, conventions, and the certain things you can't do in the city. The guys talk NYC living and Pete got punched in the face! Go see Bret Ernst this weekend at Gotham! Then leave a good tip like a gentleman.

2016-07-291h 07 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep63 - Top 20 Comics Working TodayBret and Pete talk about how shitty Hollywood is, Vanderpump Rules, and inhale asbestos from the construction at the Comedy Store studio. Bret Ernst made the Heckler list of top comics, so Pete and the Dawg create their own. Rate your face!

2016-07-151h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep62 - Top 10 Castings of All TimeBret tries to convince Pete to watch Game of Thrones and the boys discuss the best casting choices of all time. Pete talks about confronting Mel Gibson about the Jewish stuff and reads Pete's Tweets. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes and tell your Mom hello.

2016-07-081h 01 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep61 - Top 10 People We Should BrexitThe guys talk about an Uber driver that's a pathological liar, Calgary, leaving social media, and the people we should Brexit from society. Bret and Pete create their own guido moments in real time! Call your mom!

2016-07-011h 14 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep60 - Top 10 Cities That Can Use A Pick-Me-UpIn honor of Cleveland's championship, Bret and Pete discuss other cities that can use a win for Christ's sake. The guys talk about the big game, Lebron, low income education, Bret's gay earring, the politics of poverty, and the towns that could use a boost. Be sure to hashtag YOTL for a shout out on Pete's Tweets! Rate and comment on your Mom's house!

2016-06-241h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep59 - Top 10 Other People That Should Run For PresidentThis week Bret and Pete try to come up with other alternatives for presidential candidates while they discuss guido moments, the sad events in Orlando, and review listener tweets. Who do you think shoulda had a shot at the White House? Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes and hashtag YOTL on your precious tweets!

2016-06-1755 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep58 - Top 10 Songs to sing Karaoke toIn this episode, Bret and Pete record from The World Famous Comedy Store, and discuss the best songs to Karaoke to with their new engineer, Joey "Podcasts" Praino!

2016-06-101h 08 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep57 - Top 10 Sports UniformsComedian Joe Praino, and host of "The Dirty Sports" podcast, joins Bret in Studio to discuss the "TOP 10 Sports Uniforms" of all time…, oh, and Pete calls in from Jersey to let us know if his brother's bachelor party was a success. Bret also announces his new podcast "Dirty Politics" with his new host...none other then...JOE PRAINO!

2016-05-2736 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep56 - Top 10 Best Man DutiesPete's brother is getting married and he has terrible ideas about what to do for the bachelor party. Matt Ralston drops in again to discuss what it takes to be the best man.

2016-05-2035 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep55 - Top 10 Shows to Binge WatchBret and Pete talk about binge-worthy shows with Matt Ralston. The guys talk Netflix, basketball, and the impending election.

2016-05-1335 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep46 - Top 10 Ways to Promote the PodcastBret and Pete talk about their seven listeners and find ways to expand their base. The boys try to find a way to get Bret framed for murder. Rate and comment at your mom's house. Featured Links www.hairandteeth.com www.breternst.com

2016-03-1137 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep37 - Top 10 Lies Your Parents Told YouBret and Pete take a listeners list suggestion and uncover the lies parents tell to keep their kids in line. Bret drops some hip hop gems and Pete's dog takes a shit in the studio. Rate and comment suckas!

2016-01-0835 min