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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 18 | Kick RocksIn this, our season finale: even as one threat is seemingly defeated, new, unseen dangers make themselves known. Also, there's a pudding guy.
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2023-05-0345 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 17 | Do Not Go Night Into That Good GentlyEpisode description? Listen, if you can't figure this one out from the title then I don't know what to tell you.
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2023-04-1943 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 16 | Children of RuneA trap is set, and ready to be sprung... But whomst upon shall it be sproinged?
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2023-04-0544 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 15 | Ghostbusters 2 StyleDespite what the title of this episode would lead you to believe, it actually ends up being more of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 situation. Apologies. I don't know where the episode titles come from or how to change them.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
Additional sounds provided by zapsplat.com2023-03-0849 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 14 | Fetch QuestThis week: Angela has an ill-considered forest confrontation. Penny, Heck, and Wally get alchemical. Zeke, Geoff, and Vesper do something actually approaching science.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2023-02-0945 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighTeaser - The Exhilarating Z-Pharers!To experience this full canonical bonus episode in its entirety, head on over to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78084724?pr=true
The city: Chillhaven City. The year: 1951. The, uh, medium: Radio! That's right, we dug through the old Chillhaven archives and found you all one of the only existing recordings of the brief Exhilarating Z-Pharers Radio Show! Fully produced! Fully antiqued! and Fully canonical! Staring James Ketelaar as Yeti Page, Bess Lawson as Dick Spangler, Maegan Stressman as The Omega Witch, and Phillip Stressman as everybody else! Tune in now! (or at your leisure).
2023-02-0106 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 13 | Zeke Dies at the BeginningAngela follows up a lead. Penny makes a big break. Oh yeah and Zeke dies.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2023-01-2548 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 12 | White House BoundZeke, Geoff and Vesper try to figure out ghosts: how the fuck do they work?; Angela and Heck pay a visit to the local magic shop; Penny and Bart have a long overdue conversation.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2023-01-1156 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 11 | Downstairs ProblemFeed the horse. Explode the horse.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-12-1548 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 10 | The Blomb Plombwad Brain BombOh, great. Now Vesper's here.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-12-0148 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 09 | Bullet ProofThe past is a grotesque animal
And in its eyes you see
How completely wrong you can be
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-11-0353 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 08 | The Haunted FilesChillhaven: This week on The Haunted Files, Chag, Quest, and Oakley pay a visit to the little town of Chillhaven, and encounter the spirits that call it home.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-10-201h 12Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 07 | Bozo Bones BonanzaWhere'd all these freaking clowns come from?! Somebody better check WASHINGTON DC, they must be missing some CONGRESSMEN!
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-10-0644 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 06 | The AnchoriteThe gang checks all the rest of Ordinary Falls' must-see sights off their to-do list
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-09-1647 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 05 | Ordinary FallsLet's all go to the Dookie Hole
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2022-09-0149 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 04 | Sports O’Baseball’sThe gang gets to the bottom of just what is going on with Bart White. Then, they try to go to a church.
CW: drinking, intoxication
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-08-1750 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 03 | Who We Gonna Call?The gang return to the scene of the crime and encounter an old friend.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-08-0453 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 02 | Déjà BooIt's starting to feel like we might have done this one before.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-07-2046 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighGhost Story 01 | Sometimes They Came BackWe take a peak into everybody's subconscious. Also: Buncha dang ghosts running around!
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-06-3053 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 06 | The Sasquatch Ascension Part 2Everyone learns a lesson about friendship. Content Warning: Extreme Gore
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-04-2047 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 05 | The Sasquatch Ascension Part 1It's part 1 of our 2 part finale! We're building a mysterious machine again, probably be fine
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by phillip stressman. Original music by James Ketelaar.
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2022-04-0640 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 04 | The Lynne DisclosureGeoff spills the beans.
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2022-03-3049 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 03 | The Instrument ObjectiveThe Cybersquatch wants to get away, yeah yeah yeah! Just for a little fun, oh oh oh yeah!
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2022-03-1648 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 02 | The Langley VariableThis is, in fact, Dangers Times Best Friend's Race.
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2022-03-021h 00Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Cybersquatch Imperative 01 | The Eagle ReprisalIt's Dick Spangler's birthday! And he's having a party! Hope nobody has any kind of issue getting there on time!
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip stressman and is produced by James Ketelaar and phillip stressman.
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2022-02-2453 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighChill Sesh 04 at Chillhaven HighThe naming convention i've established for these things is preposterous. We're talking PHANTASMAGORIA and answering your questions!
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Bess Lawson is the voice of Gilly O'Heir...2022-02-0946 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 13 | The Hand-OffTurns out you DO "gotta hand it to 'em"! It's the finale!
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Bess Lawson is the...2022-02-0251 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 12 | The Language of the DeadWelcome to Part One of our two-part Phantasmagoria Finale: The seance begins!
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Bess Lawson is the voice of Gilly O'Heir. She is on twitter at...2022-01-2649 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 11 | The Hankerin’It's been three days since his vampire bite and Rusty is feeling uhh not great.
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Bess Lawson is the voice of Gilly O'Heir. She is...2022-01-1947 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 10 | Plumbing the DepthsHey, uh, Sowing? Yeah... meet Reaping ;]
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...2022-01-0547 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighDangerous Times Radio Hour Presents: Better Watch Out!We are proud to "present" (christmas present) you this long-lost holiday radio play uncovered from the Dangerous Times Radio Hour archives and presented to you here for the very first time. We hope you enjoy this slice of vintage holiday horror from the golden age of radio! Happy Merry!
CONTENT WARNING: Violence, gore, profanity.
"Better Watch Out" was written and produced by Phillip Stressman, and stars James Ketelaar, Bess Lawson, Maegan Stressman, and Phillip Stressman.
Love the show you say? Can't get enough of our content you say? Well head on over to...2021-12-2213 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 9 | CursesFlo makes an unexpected social call while Gilly tries to keep Rusty from succumbing to his dark temptation. And then everyone just bullies Landon for a while.
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh@gmail.com2021-12-1548 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 8 | A Devious WorkMake new friends, but keep the old! One is silver, the other gold! In this episode, Rusty and Gilly meet a new friend(?), while Flo visits an old one (dead)!
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Or hit us up with an email at...2021-12-0852 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 7 | The Greater Los Angeles Teetotalers SocietyGilly and Flo tag along to help Rusty settle an old debt with Barley Bishops that may or may not involve fighting a bunch of vampires. Depending on who you ask.
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Or hit us up with an email...2021-12-0159 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 6 | Unpaid InterredshipThe mystery of the basement is finally revealed. Flo does Flo stuff. Rusty and Gilly sing little songs.
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Bess Lawson is the voice of Gilly...2021-11-1653 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 5 | Barley BishopsA mysterious figure from Rusty's past arrives with an ultimatum
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Bess Lawson is the voice of Gilly O'Heir. She is on twitter at https://twitter...2021-11-1053 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 4 | Ghoul‘s Night OutThe gangs all here to wreck your shit
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be Gay Roll Dice Podcast network...2021-11-0255 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 3 | Flowers for All-Ger-GoneIt's almost All Hallows Eve, so we set this weeks episode in a Spooky Cemetary! Ooo! Hope its not hu hu hu haunted!
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Dangerous Times...2021-10-2755 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 2 | The Scariest Thing I’ve Ever SeenFlo, Gilly, and Rusty set out to get to the bottom of Cliff's whole deal. And to find out what's in it for them, of course.
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2021-10-131h 09Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighPhantasmagoria 1 | A Perilous Evening at Dreadnight ManorShooting begins on a new horror talky, "A Perilous Evening at Dreadnight Manor"
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be...2021-10-051h 11Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 20 | EpilogueBet you thought we forgot about a certain... School Dance? ;)
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be Gay Roll Dice...2021-09-151h 22Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary Finale | Salted EarthIT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING FINALEEEEEEEE
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be Gay Roll Dice Podcast network! You can join our...2021-09-0756 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 18 | The Venus FlytrapThis week: The whole gang heads back to the place where it all began.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the...2021-08-2449 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 17 | The CentaurThis week: The whole gang scrambles to collect the last items they need to complete the ritual and fix the... I guess you'd call it some kind of "time crisis."
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Or hit us up with an email at...2021-08-1755 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 16 | The BeholderThis week: Angela and Penny go to Channel's house. Zeke sees the future.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be...2021-08-1149 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 15 | Precog in the MachineThis week: Geoff Lynne gets some tough news, Angela, Penny, and Sabre hatch a plan, while Heck and the Zekes make their way deeper into Indigo Labs.
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh@gmail.com2021-08-0555 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 14 | If a Tree FallsThis week: Angela and her mom get real, while Old Zeke flies of the handle with a half-baked plan. Guess some things you just never grow out of, huh?
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh...2021-07-2853 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 13 | Total TreecallThis week: Angela catches a freaking break, for like once. Penny and the gang learn some troubling news.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a...2021-07-2147 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 12 | Orchard of DeathThis week: Angela presses through the ordeals of the forest only to face her greatest challenge yet. Zeke, Penny, and the rest of the gang throw a slumber party, with an unexpected visitor.
CONTENT WARNING: This weeks episode contains a brief description of child remains.
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You can also find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ChillhavenHigh...2021-07-1453 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 11 | Swamp ThingsThis week: Angela gets in deeper still; Heck makes a troubling revelation; Vesper is mean to the Zekes.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a...2021-07-0649 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 10 | Those Who WanderThis week: Angela gets lost in the woods; Penny cracks a book; and the Zekes are forging aliances.
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Or hit...2021-06-2549 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 8 | Devil's BargainThis week: Angela confronts her parents, and Zeke suffers some consequences. Penny finally gets to eat that ham sandwich.
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You can also find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ChillhavenHigh and Instagram at https...2021-06-1653 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 7 | Eye in the SkyThe gang boards the wreckage of the Prospect Quandary. I don't know what else to say about this one?
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...2021-05-2655 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 4 | The MillipedeThis week, Zeke gets the lowdown from Chillhaven's new arrival while Angela, Penny, Heck, and Sabre head on over to Cliff's place to check out his cool new spaceship debris. Also, some light grave digging!
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Or hit us...2021-05-1852 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 3 | The Boy Who Fell to EarthThis week, Angela and Penny get some interesting leads at the dance committee meeting, while Zeke and Geoff head out to inspect the crash site and make some characteristically questionable choices. And what is Flo up to, exactly?
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...2021-05-1254 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 2 | The Night the Stars FellThis week, the gang continues to delve deeper into the origins not just of Heck Gently, but also themselves. Meanwhile, Penny has a vision of stars, just as one begins to fall over Chillhaven...
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Or hit us up...2021-05-0453 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighProspect Quandary 1 | Yesterday's Boy of TomorrowThe gang keeps their word to Heck to investigate his origins, and in so doing uncovers some unsettling truths about Chillhaven's past, and their own.
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...2021-04-281h 17Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighChill Sesh 2 at Chillhaven HighWelcome one and all to our second Chill Sesh, this one appropriately enough dropping on 4/20... the Chillest Day of the Year. This time around we are discussing the Zoophobia monster arc and answering questions from our brilliant and erudite listeners. Come chill with us, why don't you?
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You can also find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ChillhavenHigh...2021-04-201h 30Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Dangerous Chillwives of San Bucha | Pt. 2Gird yourselves friends! Its the final and ultimate episode of our two-episode Reality Housewife saga! Last week you heard the the setup, now get ready for the payoff as Bess, James, Mae, and phillip actually play Elegance & Excess, the Lasers & Feelinggs hack of their own creation.
CW: Vague descriptions of death and violence
If you’re thinking “this time they’re just playing reality housewives, surely there won’t be violence in this one” You’re wrong! We’re sorry!
Love the show you say? Can't get enough of our content you say? Well head on o...2021-04-141h 26Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighThe Dangerous Chillwives of San Bucha | Pt. 1We’ve got a real special treat for you this week friends! While we take a few weeks off from the main show to prepare for our next monster arc, we’re unlocking this bonus episode from our patreon! Its a bit of a beast, so we’ve split it into two easily digestible parts for you. This week is part one, wherein Bess, James, Mae, and phillip discuss The Real Housewives franchise and the game inspired by it, Elegance & Excess. Enjoy!
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2021-03-2447 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighZoophobia 7 | Tail of the Croc What Bit Ya'This week on Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High: Zeke, Angela, and Penny bring a guest to the lab. Heck experiences some growth.
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh...2021-02-161h 03Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighZoophobia 2 | Rats Off to Ya!This week: Zeke and Tim join a new clique. Angela and Penny give sports a try. Carlos sits this one out.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven...2021-02-091h 01Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighZoophobia 1 | The Ballad of Grudd FudruckerWhat's that stench, you ask? What prey tell is that wondrous odor that you smell? Why its the tell-tale tell stink of a brand new monster arc! This week, Angela and Sabre hit the skate park, Zeke keeps a promise, Penny has some father-daughter time, and SOPH-1A gets a glow up!
PRODUCTION NOTE: Apologies for the poor sound quality in the first half of the episode. We're a bit out of practice recording, and Phillip accidentally recorded themselves and Mae on a laptop mic for like 50 minutes. Oopsie Dooslez!
Love the show you say...2021-02-031h 04Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighChill Sesh at Chillhaven HighKick off your shoes, take off your pants, and get ready for Chill Vibes and Cool Attitudes as Bess, James, Mae, and Phillip sit down for a behind-the-scenes discussion the first monster arc of the series, the nitty gritty of their character builds, and what might be coming next for Chillhaven's Most Dangerous Teens.
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You can also find us...2021-01-261h 19Dangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 8 | Pool Party MassacreSabre and Razor throw a party. Everyone's invited.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be Gay Roll Dice Podcast network...2021-01-2036 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 7 | The HecksorcistEverybody hangs out at Flo's house. Sabre and Hec get makeovers. Penny and Zeke reconnect with some old friends.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a...2021-01-1350 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 6 | How to Fight Jock Eldr-ItchThis week: Penny hits the books; Everybody hits the showers.
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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High is a proud member of the Be Gay Roll Dice...2021-01-0547 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 5 | Frog At Your ThroatThis week: Penny and Sabre are smokin’ in the girls room; Angela jacks in; Tim and Carlos begin a new project; Zeke gets some after-school discipline; Heck eats tacos.
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh@gm...2020-12-2946 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 4 | Go With the FloZeke and Geoff get some father and son bonding time; Penny discovers a kindred spirit; Angela stumbles upon salvation; and SOPH-1A boogies down.
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Dangerous...2020-12-2240 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 3 | A History of VioletsPenny and Zeke form a bond during an after school project. Angela jumps out of the frying pan and into the fire. SOPH-1A cooks more hot dogs.
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Or hit us up with an email at ChillhavenHigh@gmail...2020-12-1547 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 2 | Skate and DieThis week: Angela takes some licks and keeps on ticking; Penny receives a surprising visitor; Zeke experiences technical difficulties; Sabre gets an impromptu makeover; and SOPH1A cooks a hotdog.
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Or hit us up with an email at...2020-12-0847 minDangerous Times at Chillhaven HighWelcome to Chillhaven 1 | Cat Got Your Bones?Welcome to the little town of Chillhaven, home of the scenic Anodyne Pine forest, the mysterious Indigo Corporation Labs, and more than a few rowdy teens who are more than they seem! Today is the first day of a new school year for the students of Chillhaven High, but for some of them it could also be... their last!
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Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastYou've Got Jail (For Dead People)Sure, prisons are an inhuman and reprehensible blight on society that should be abolished; but that's only because we lock living human beings inside of them. What if instead they were just full of dead corpses? I'll tell you what then: They'd make the perfect setting for a You've Got Mail style rom-com about two guards who overcome their differences to find love, and that's what why we've transformed the John Travolta mafia garbage fire Gotti into You've Got Jail (For Dead People) staring James Marsden, Luke Evans, JB Smoove, Jackie Earle Haley, and Cobie Smulders. We also...2019-02-1350 minMovie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastBring Me Back My Creature; I Wanna Smooch Me GooYikes! We maybe picked the wrong week to post a Liam Neeson vehicle, huh? Unfortunately we had already recorded this one weeks ago, so now we're stuck with it. We turned the movie Venom into a Bring Me Back My Creature; I Wanna Smooch Me Goomonster romance about an old timey sea captain who just loves to Smooch His Goo (symbiote). It also stars Tom Hardy, Kristin Wiig, and Will Smith. Sorry!2019-02-0657 minMovie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastHorse DriveIn the long ago year of 1991, a very silly man named Robert Matthew Van Winkle, known professionally as Vanilla Ice, stared in a very silly movie called Cool As Ice, which was, to the surprise of no one, utterly terrible. And so it remained for almost thirty years, until your humble Movie Improvers came along and woke this Van Winkle up to transform his hip-hop cinema mistake into Horse Drive, a movie that is a lot like Drive except that it stars a horse that is also a motorcycle, and is also the real Hidalgo. Also starring Emily Blunt, Emily...2019-01-081h 01Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastTatum Team Manimal Spectrum 7Hi teammates and comrades, this week the bad movie we watched was Jupiter Ascending, which we'd been led to believe was crazy-bad, and was instead just mostly boring-bad. But one thing we did like was Channing Tatum as a shirtless dog boy, so we made a whole bunch of other colorful Tatums, like otter boy Tatum, and cow boy (not cowboy) Tatum, and assembled them into the SuperSpaceTeam movie, Tatum Team Manimal Spectrum 7, starring 8 Channing Tatums. Also we fix the trailers for Detective Pikachu and Replicas2018-11-271h 04Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastThe Wicket Man: A Star Wars Story Is BornWe're back at our oldest watering hole, team. We're back at the Star War Place. After spending one whole podcast series whining about how the Star War is Bad, Actually, we decided to put our lightsabers where our Sarlaacs are and actually fix one to make the rare, unseen, Good Star War. And to get there, we started with one of the worst: Solo: A Star Wars Story. And y'know we'd had sort of enough of Han LonelyGirl15, so we instead wrote A Star War Story about a stormtrooper detective investigating a bunch of creepy teddy bears in The Wi...2018-11-201h 00Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastMarsdew Valley: Mars Needs FarmersYou guys know how when you watch a cartoon, you get this nagging voice in your head that says "But it should look more real!" Well our buddy Robbie Zemeckis has a solution for you, and he made a whole bunch of motion-capture animated movies for you to enjoy, you psychopath! Unfortunately, at least one of those movies was bad, 2011's Mars Needs Moms. So we fixed it up this week and finally granted Phil's wish for a Stardew Valley movie by smashing it up into Marsdew Valley: Mars Needs Farmers about a grampa leaving their grandkid his Mars far...2018-11-061h 06Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastBoobley of the Dead: The Crooping TombHELL-oooooooo, boys and SPOOPS! Welcome to Devil's Night's Eve and the end to the Month of Spoops! We spooped ourselves again this week. With the amount of nonsense in our movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space, you'd think we would've come up with a whole bunch of wacky ideas, but nope! So we let a neural network make a title for us and came out with Boobley of the Dead: The Crooping Tomb! Because we're really trying to push our SEO to it's limits Also, we fix the trailers for Haunting of Fraternity Row and The Other Side of Heav...2018-10-301h 07Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastTake My Knife, Please!oooOOOooOOooOOooh! Hey, did you guys know it was the Spoop Month? We did by this week so we fixed a real spooky-dookie fest -- on Phil's birthday, even! We watched Wes Craven's My Soul To Take, a not-so-terrifying tale of some stuff that happened, and we took out all the nonsensical plot twists and bashed it up into a good picture about a spooky haunted knife who possesses folks called Take My Knife, Please! Did I mention it was Phil's birthday?! Also we fixed the trailers for Escape Room and The Possession of Hannah Grace2018-10-241h 10Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastA Ghost Rider Elements Story: Hog Fighter (Origins)Hello, Movie Improvers! We're back after a break while James tried to save our last recording from the dumpster fire and failed and had to go to the trash hospital to recover from his trash burns. But we came screeching back into familiar territory this week with the Nic Cage superhero flick Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. This movie, while a delight for the comedy stylings of Mr. Cage's very sincere performance, was pretty bad. So we gave the lonely Ghost Rider some friends to hang with and made a movie about them called A Ghost Rider Elements Story: Ho...2018-10-161h 07Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastLil' John's Big Rock-Hard Cowboy AdventureThis week we're here to party like its 1499, cause we are repairing the criminally boring conspiracy thriller and Tom Hanks wig mistake known as The Da Vinici Code. Through the mysterious power of Cryptogeology, we transformed this airport bookstore potboiler into the erotic western masterpiece Lil' Jon's Big Rock-Hard Cowboy Adventure, staring Jamie Foxx, Ronke Adekoluejo, and T.I. We also repaired the trailers for Alright Now and Another Time.2018-09-181h 06Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastThe Crow (Dog): Down With The ClownHello people it is your friends Bill and John here this week OH WAIT! Did we fool you with our slick textual disguise?? No? Well then we're on par with the title character of our movie this week, Val Kilmer's The Saint. In it, a spy man who steals important things puts on disguises that are 100% greasy wigs and jewelry, and 0% convincing at all, so we, Phil and James, who we actually are, threw all that out the window and actually just made a The Crow movie about a spooky Borzoi pupper avenging his spooky Goth family from some ev...2018-09-111h 09Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastH.A.R.D.D. Scrabble's Magic ScrambleBeep boop bloop, folks! We're back in the game zone this week, as we sat down to watch the nonsensical cyberpunk adaptation of everyone's favorite plumbing simulator, 1993's Super Mario Bros., starring Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. Although this movie had not one idea about anything, we had plenty of ideas for how to Improvie it, and we ended up going with a story about an ancient wacky wizard unlocked from a slumber in a Blade Runner-esque future, and we called it H.A.R.D.D. Scrabble's Magic Scramble, starring Gemma Forbes and Mike Epps! A...2018-08-291h 16Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastSpace Wolf: Too Many MoonsWelp gang it happened again. We watched Dracula 3000, a movie that wasn't just bad, it was super duper racist and sexist also. So we just launched that trash fire right out the space airlock and reconstructed a brand new movie in it's place: Space Wolf: Too Many Moons, the tragic story of a werewolf astronaut who keeps murdering her crew because of all those moons up in space, starring Uzo Aduba. We also fixed the trailers for A Wizard's Tale and Aquaman2018-08-211h 14Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastPopeye's Without A FaceWe finally done did it, gang. Despite Mae's off-mic protests that it's perfect and doesn't need to change at all, Phil and James sat down to fix the infamous 90-minute McDonald's commercial Mac and Me, and y'know the whole McDonaldsyness of it got us thinking about hey what if other fast food folks had their own movies? So we honored the great Dal Popehands and his classic fast food chain Popeye's Chicken, by making a movie where he's played by Jeff Goldblum as a mad scientist who puts chicken skin where folks' faces should be. Also we f...2018-08-141h 11Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastFuckenskylarGuys, let's rap. Sometimes we fix movies here that are just giant lit on fire trash piles and we gotta put out the fire and dig out the gold bars buried under the trash, with our bare hands. Other times, we fix a movie that's maybe just got a little bit of shit on it's face, and that's the case here cuz we fixed Monkeybone, a very very almost-good movie with Brendan Fraser, Bridget Fonda, and Chris Kattan. But with help from our special guest, Executive Producer Maegan Stressman, your Movie Improvers™ Phil and James gave it the little nud...2018-06-261h 04
Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastTommy Bahama's Good Time 1950s Desert Special EditionHey there Movie Nuffs! We're Back! Back to the Future that is. After two episodes doomed to the toilet wastes, Phil got some new audio equipment and also his shit together, and so here we are again. James traveled all the way to Kalamazoo, Michigan to find possibly the only person on Earth who doesn't like Back to the Future: Phil's dad, Steve Stressman! He's gonna teach us about how manure smelled and hamburgers tasted in the 1950's, James is going to try (and fail) to understand how time travel works, and Phil is going to teach you all how...2017-07-2854 min
Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastThe Haters Cast Episode 14: The Morst Jorg TravoltorGrease! It's the word, it's the wave, it's the... Podcast?! That's right! This week we brought back our wonderful middle sister Emily Stressman to talk about another one of her childhood VHS favorites: Grease. Will Phil and James be convinced to love the musical they once hated? And where's Mae gonna land on all this business? The results may surprise you. Plus, we finally explain baseball.2017-06-0959 min
Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastThe Haters Cast Episode 6: These Times the Horses Have Consequences Weigh down your documents and batten down your hatches, gang; it's about to get gusty. Phillip and James have finally found their long-lost middle sister Emily Stressman and dragged her in front of a microphone to defend her all-time favorite movie film Gone With the Wind. So get ready for a lot of Horse Talk™. Plus, we talk more Deadpool news (ugh), reveal the truth about James' cyborg form, and design the John Travolta-based mech suit Jorg Travoltor. 2017-04-1455 min
Movie Improvie: The Film Repair PodcastThe Haters Cast Episode 3: Raw Untouched and UncutHey, did you see the title of the episode? It's like a sex joke. Like, it could refer to the episode itself, or it could be talking about something... naughty ;) If you like that kind of ribald, take no prisoners humor, then you're gonna love this episode's movie: Deadpool! And guest staring to argue the defense is James and Phillip's beautiful and perfect mother, Patti Ketelaar. That's right, our mom loooves Deadpool. The universe truly is a mysterious place full of mysteries. Also in this ep: We reveal which Spice Girls we each are, talk about Evil Circus Dinosaurs, a...2017-03-241h 03