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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA
Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they p...2023-11-291h 06
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist...2023-11-2256 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesWe're getting Cancelled? KETS #68Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay!
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a come...2023-11-0856 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are jo...2023-11-0147 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth...2023-10-2554 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Senzo Trial | SA 2024 Elections | Pistorius Parole | Drake’s Album Flop? | Chris Pappas | #63Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS!
If you l...2023-10-1057 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Transnet Tender Scandal | Zuckerberg, Meta, Paris Hilton + AI | Shakira Fraud | #62Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KETS!
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | SA vs IRL | #RWC | Burna Boy Cancelled? | Loadshedding | Mcgregor Hate #61Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting.
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On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby.
Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio then end off the South African news segment by discussing Burna Boy's latest controversy, and Jacques Ka...2023-09-261h 11
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | '23 BUDGET SPEECH | R12M FOR PHAKENG | #ESKOM | FORMULA E | #60Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
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On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal (it just keeps going doesn't it), and a...2023-02-271h 00
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | SONA ’23 | SA Tourism R1 Bill Deal | Robben Island Silent Disco | Netflix Password Saga #59Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all,
Chlo-dog and Sam.
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal. And in interesting news the pair talk about a new non-ho...2023-02-1654 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Malema's Shutdown | Thapelo Amad | SA's Covid Jab | Checkers vs Woolies | Bavuma is Bae #58Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all,
Chlo-dog and Sam.
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favourite fizzy drinks. Of course they HAD to cover the inte...2023-02-0144 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Eskom Loadshedding | SA 20 League | Prince Harry | Matric Results | Mavericks Review #57We're back!
What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs!
Love you all,
Chlo and Sam
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk breaks Guinness World Record for all the wrong reasons. Finally...2023-01-2649 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Charlize Afrikaans Drama | Rassie Suspended | #FifaWorldCup | Jantjies Saga Updates | #56Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy!
*This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November.
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Matric Finals | #ZondoCommission | Bavuma Backlash | Twitter Blue | Saint Lounge Saga | #55Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy!
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zweli Mkhize | Eskom Loadshedding | Biden & Ramaphosa | 4 Day Work Week | Confessions ZA #54Back like stage 6 baby!
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by cel...2022-09-2056 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesSurviving Cancer at 26 | Michele x KETS #comedypodcast #cancersurvivorMichele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness!
We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose...2022-09-1556 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town Sevens | Foreigners & Xenophobia |Pistorious #52Haai! And welcome to KETS :)
From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news!
We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humou...2022-09-1347 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA Drivers License | Man Utd Win | Lizz Truss | #50Haai! And welcome to KETS.
On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby!
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown | Danny Ric | The Springboks | FPL | ComradesOn EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve!
We hope you guys enjoy
❤️ Sam & Chlo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, fr...2022-08-3052 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks | #MissSA2022 | Woodstock '99 #48Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk).
On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy!
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47Haaaiiiiii :)
This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more!
Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo
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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose...2022-08-0256 min
Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy.
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy.
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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy.
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