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Kids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS Comeback Continues: Ranking the Bokke, Zille Vanilla, Pick up lines at Home Affairs & more! #72Welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this episode we’re diving into Hellen Zille’s surprise entrance into the drag scene, breaking down how Strava is accidentally exposing world leaders (yes, even Biden), and ranking the Springboks after yet another England loss (spoiler: Eben stays at the top). Plus, we play a chaotic round of Fact or Lie, and Chlo finally learns what the offside rule actually means. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s pure KETS chaos—don’t miss it! Chapters: 0:00 Weekly catchup 10:20 KETS News 35:12 Word Association FAIL 37:42 Untoasted Improv 46:48 Truth or Lie 50:14 Wrap...2024-11-2154 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast Sometimes (COMEBACK) Episode ft Cassidy Nicholson #71🎙 Kids Eat Toast Sometimes | The Comeback Episode 🍞 After a year off, we're back! Join us for the return of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, where we dive into South Africa’s wild world of news, online drama, and a some fresh-new segments! Today, we’re talking about why we’ve been MIA, where we’re going next, and how we are going to make KETS great again, again. 🔥 Special Guest: Cassidy Nicholson 🔥 This episode, we’re joined by the one and only Cassidy Nicholson (Constantia Mom) —a KETS OG and all-around legend! Known for her uncensored takes and unmatched wit, Cassidy’s back to help us unpack s...2024-11-141h 13Kids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they p...2023-11-291h 06Kids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist...2023-11-2256 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesWe're getting Cancelled? KETS #68Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: ht...2023-11-1455 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a come...2023-11-0856 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are jo...2023-11-0147 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth...2023-10-2554 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Senzo Trial | SA 2024 Elections | Pistorius Parole | Drake’s Album Flop? | Chris Pappas | #63Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and touch on the circus that is the US elections. It’s chaos, b ut it’s KETS! If you l...2023-10-1057 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Transnet Tender Scandal | Zuckerberg, Meta, Paris Hilton + AI | Shakira Fraud | #62Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KETS! If you love KETS please RATE us here: App...2023-10-0548 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | SA vs IRL | #RWC | Burna Boy Cancelled? | Loadshedding | Mcgregor Hate #61Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting. Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby. Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio then end off the South African news segment by discussing Burna Boy's latest controversy, and Jacques Ka...2023-09-261h 11Kids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | '23 BUDGET SPEECH | R12M FOR PHAKENG | #ESKOM | FORMULA E | #60Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Episode Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal (it just keeps going doesn't it), and a...2023-02-271h 00Kids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | SONA ’23 | SA Tourism R1 Bill Deal | Robben Island Silent Disco | Netflix Password Saga #59Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism Tottenham Hotspur Deal. And in interesting news the pair talk about a new non-ho...2023-02-1654 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Malema's Shutdown | Thapelo Amad | SA's Covid Jab | Checkers vs Woolies | Bavuma is Bae #58Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favourite fizzy drinks. Of course they HAD to cover the inte...2023-02-0144 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Eskom Loadshedding | SA 20 League | Prince Harry | Matric Results | Mavericks Review #57We're back! What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs! Love you all, Chlo and Sam On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk breaks Guinness World Record for all the wrong reasons. Finally...2023-01-2649 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Charlize Afrikaans Drama | Rassie Suspended | #FifaWorldCup | Jantjies Saga Updates | #56Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy! *This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok...2022-12-0140 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Matric Finals | #ZondoCommission | Bavuma Backlash | Twitter Blue | Saint Lounge Saga | #55Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com...2022-11-0957 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zweli Mkhize | Eskom Loadshedding | Biden & Ramaphosa | 4 Day Work Week | Confessions ZA #54Back like stage 6 baby! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by cel...2022-09-2056 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesSurviving Cancer at 26 | Michele x KETS #comedypodcast #cancersurvivorMichele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness! We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose...2022-09-1556 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town Sevens | Foreigners & Xenophobia |Pistorious #52Haai! And welcome to KETS :) From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humou...2022-09-1347 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA Drivers License | Man Utd Win | Lizz Truss | #50Haai! And welcome to KETS. On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South...2022-09-0659 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown | Danny Ric | The Springboks | FPL | ComradesOn EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! We hope you guys enjoy ❤️ Sam & Chlo Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, fr...2022-08-3052 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks | #MissSA2022 | Woodstock '99 #48Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk). On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy! Enter our KETS X OKJA Giveaway here: https://www.instagram.com/p/ChU4oiBqy3Q/ #FokJa! Follow Okja: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olaokja/ https://www.instagram.com/okjacafe/ Website: https://okja.co.za/ If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podca...2022-08-1651 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose...2022-08-0256 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any proble...2022-07-2658 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify...2022-07-1951 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.co...2022-07-1256 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David Mabuza | India vs SA | White people Culture #43Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica2022-06-1450 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga Junction | Ryanair Afrikaans Test | #42Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok...2022-06-0755 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA | Milly Bobby Brown | DSTV | #41Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... ...2022-05-3148 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral | Cannabis Laws #40Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica2022-05-2446 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica2022-05-1040 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo Meyiwa | Roe vs Wade | Sea Point Bike Ban #37Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica2022-05-0549 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille | ANC Lockdown Spending | Graeme Smith #36Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-school-weed-video/ Joburg school brawl video: https://twitter.com/KamoMagwegwe/status/1516853232068435968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1516853232068435968%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesouthafrican.com%2Fnews%2...2022-04-2651 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South Africa Debt | Recycling Day Zero #35Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica2022-04-1951 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and Depp $100 Million Lawsuit #34Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit against each other... it's a mess! P.S. A big apology from the KETS team for a shorter episode today, but we will be back with a 50-minuter next week 🔥 Where to find more KETS: Website: htt...2022-04-1231 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time Ad | Mavericks #33Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Mavericks website... it's a wild ride, so buckle up and get comfortable because it's time for #KETS! Ramadan Mubarak to those celebrating! Where to find more KETS: Website: http://ket...2022-04-0454 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS | Will Smith Oscar Slap | Male Contraceptive Pill | Taxes | F1 | Doja Cat #31Haai! And happy Tuesday you toast-munching crazies! Sam and Chlo are coming at you again with another podcast that ensured to get you giggling. a bit – hope you enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...2022-03-2947 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & Chlo | Uber Strike | Donald Trump | Cricket South Africa | Full Send Podcast | #F1 #30Haaaaaaii ! Back again after a long, long weekend! Hope the toasties enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...2022-03-2352 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | #StateofDisaster | Elon | Hoërskool Jan Viljoen | F1 | Wisdom Teeth #29Haai! Welcome back, or welcome to the pod if you’re new! Sam has recovered from is wisdom tooth operation and we're back to bringing you KETS & Chlo.... on a Thursday! Also... this is your reminder to renew your driver's license. We know you don't wanna do it... but do it. Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... #KETS #DrivetoSurvive #SouthAfrica #ComedyPodcast #StateofDisaster2022-03-1747 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | #RussiaUkraine | Putin | Budget Speech | Kim K | FaceTune #28Haai! And happy Monday to you toast-munching, KETS-loving people! On this episode we chat about Daddy Vladdy, Uncut Jaaaams and why sanitary items should be free! It's chaos, but it's KETS! Enjoooooy :) #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a virtual hug - we love ya!2022-02-2849 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | Prince Andrew | Endemic | AFCON | Virat Kohli | SA Influential Leaders #22Haaaai! We are finally back to programming as usual! In another loaded episode, chlo dog and samwellies combine a marathon and a sprint as they cover the AFCON, Prince Andrew and some of South Africa’s “best” leaders. Chloë provides some bizarre facts about cockroaches, whilst Samuel makes an unrequested return to his New Zealand accent! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Pitbull Wisdom Video🤣: https://www.facebook.com/TateredVideo/videos/459918204352735 #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram...2022-01-1755 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO Christmas Special | Love Actually | SA News | How To Survive Christmas | The Krampus #20Ho Ho Ho and Haaaaai! With Christmas just around the corner we thought it would be fitting to deliver our first ever Christmas special and oh boy is it special! From bizarre Christmas traditions, to creepiness under the mistletoe, to a full blown how to survive Christmas starter pack - today's episode has a bit of everything... Chlo is glowing and radiant, Sam for some reason is wearing a rash vest... Have yourselves a wonderful holiday season filled with fun, fam and KETS! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo xoxo #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http...2021-12-2349 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | F1 Verstappen | Messi | GOAT Talk | Miss SA in Israel | Chlovid #19Haai! KETS & CHLO is back babaayyy! After recovering from Covid, Sam and Chlo are back and better than ever (at least that's what they tell themselves). This week, the duo chat about GOATS, a big chunk on F1, how to slide into instagram DMs and more! #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... wow you made it here - have a...2021-12-1359 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Ciaran Dayaram | Blue Bulls Rugby | Poetry | Pretoria | Interracial Dating #23Wohooo! Another day, another podcast and another great guest! Today, Samwellies and Chlo Dog are joined by the gentlest of giants - Ciaran Dayaram. The trio touch on the usual wide array of topics from Ciaran's big move to Pretoria to play professional rugby for the Blue Bulls, to his transition into art and poetry. Sam even confesses to going down a deep, dark Jordan Peterson rabbit hole during the height of lockdown! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find Ciaran ...2021-11-1149 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Ben Bettendorf | SA Sushi Star | Star Wars | Smoking | Wasabi Bombs| Tattoos #22Hiiiiii :) Welcome to KETS on the road! This week we traveled to Long Street to meet our friend and co-owner of Obi - the best Japanese restaurant in Cape Town! This episode is a classic, delicious blend of awkward comedy nuggets, followed by some life wisdom and all round good times. The trio discuss everything from how Ben got into the restaurant industry to questionable tattoos in Japan and the terrible day his restaurant flooded. They also take turns eating fistfuls of Wasabi during the latest instalment of hot takes (which were luke warm this week) and end with one...2021-11-0450 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | ESKOM | SA Karens | #Tembisa10 | Hadedas | Jordans | Facebook | The Proteas #14Hiiiiiii :) Just like useless political promises around elections , KETS is back and boy oh boy do we have some ground to cover this week. From Cyril Ramaphosa's bizarre comments about ESKOM to R21.7 million shoes - the dynamic duo cover a bit of everything... There is also an x rated attack on hadedas that could prove too much for sensitive viewers, don't say we didn't warn you... Sam even ties his hair up amidst growing hatred for his face and hair on tik tok, whilst Chloë looks and is her radiant self. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo b...2021-11-0140 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Nina Holmes | Art | Lockdown Lovelies | Cricket World Cup | Posing Nude | Survivor #21KETS on a Thursday might even rival the weekend... probably not, but confidence is key! On today's podcast we have the real creator of KETS, Sam's mother - Nina Holmes. Nina or Mrs Holmes to you, you disrespectful scoundrel, is a talented artist, actress and fashion icon. After having put up with Sam for 24 years, she does so for another 48 minutes, as Sam, Chlo and Nina touch on topics from art and creativity, to her lockdown projects... The trio even come to terms with the fact that Survivor is older than Chloë, Nina is exhibiting at the Joburg Art Fair a...2021-10-2848 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | SA Election Posters | Gareth Cliff | Cricket World Cup | Capexit #13Hiiiiiiiii :) Welcome back you lovely creatures to another episode of KETS & Chlo! If you have left your house in the last 2 months you would know that local elections are upon us and with elections come promises, baby kissing and well, a handful of truly terrible posters. From the DA to the EFF to whatever CAPEXIT is we review some of the worst. We also touch on resident great white Shark, Gareth Cliff's most recent controversy and Sam get's very emotional talking about South Africa's T20 cricket world cup chances. Also! Chlo dawg drops the under/overrated ball this week and...2021-10-2539 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Alex Murie | Grindr | Poetry | Shakespeare | Love | Netflix & Chill #20Hiiiii :) With the weekend nearly upon us, is there any better way to kickstart festivities than by settling down to watch an episode of KETS? We think not! Today's guest, Alex Murie is a world renowned poet, academic and Sam's roommate... He hears KETS episodes more than anyone else in the world because he lives with KETS and we love him for it! The trio cover an array of topics ranging all the way from whether our dad's understand us to whether Tinder is better than Grindr. Alex's love for poetry is briefly put under the microscope as is his...2021-10-2145 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | Black Label | Blue Balls | Hansie Cronje | Miss South Africa | Minister of Defence #12Haaaaaai :) Monday is back and so are we! You might have Blue Balls or support the Blue Bulls or actually just be having a Blue Monday and the good news is that we are here for all of you xoxo Today we have a crack at understanding Blue Balls, Sam's 2 day hangover and the bizarre hostage situation including South Africa's very own Defence Minister. We even speak about match-fixing / cricket legend Hansie Cronje... Apart from those big headlines, Sam has his most fun when discussing Miss SA! It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review...2021-10-1842 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | Squid Games | Dave Chappelle | North Korea | Zweli Mkhize | Corruption #11Hiiiii :) If the Monday blues have got you down we are here to put a swift end to that! Kick back and enjoy some KETS as Sam and Chloë stumble through some serious and not so serious current events... Sam threatens to be grumpy but never reaches that final stage, whilst Chlo-dawg pretends not how to play overrated/underrated. It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...2021-10-1143 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Omar Morto | GoodHope FM | Female Leaders | Toast Trivia | Tik Tok hate #18SHARK!!! Bonus points if you worked this out :) Today's guest, Omar Morto is a Tik Tok star, radio host, musician & great laugher. He reminds us that even if you have zero talent, you can get places by just having a great laugh. That's just a joke! His exploits in music and radio are well documented and truly noteworthy. Unfortunately, we forget to ask the hard hitting questions and end up just having a wonderful time with yet another wonderful guest - we hope you guys enjoy xoxo Where to find Omar: Weekdays between 6:00 - 9:00 am on GOODHOPE FM TIK TOK: ...2021-10-0740 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | EFF | Springboks | Cryptoscams | Vaccine Incentives | "Hectiiic" #10Hiiiiii :) Surprise, surprise... well, not really... but, WE ARE BACK and here to make your Monday more bearable! On this episode we talk about our favey fave sports team, how Nomakhosazana Meth is proposing a 'no jabbing, no shagging' policy and why you shouldn't take financial advice from Kim K. Let Sam know if he should divorce Chloë and get a face tattoo in the comments below! xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah! https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 Where to find more of KETS: Website: http://k...2021-10-0440 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Tegan Phillips "The Cartoonist" | Lance Armstrong | Zapiro Beef | Ted Talks #17Hiiiii :) Today on the pod, Sam and Chlo are joined by endurance cyclist, adventurer, cartoonist and all round good egg - Tegan Phillips. Not only does she share her tales from traversing Africa on a bicycle, she also explains why doping would have no visible effect on her cycling or cartoons... She's also done a Ted Talk so that means she has won life! We discuss Lance Armstrong's legacy, why people don't help when you have literally fallen down and everything in between. We hope you enjoy watching/listening as much as we enjoyed making this... Find Tegan: Website: https...2021-09-3038 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | Good Party, Elon & Space, Tiger King 2 & Tik Tok #9Today was a good day to have a good day, unless it wasn't and that's just fine because KETS is here to debunk Monday motivation with questionable Oscar Pistorious jokes. We also have a go at rating the Springboks, judging billionaires for going to space, deal with Sam's traumatic supersport schools interview and more! If we aren't your audio-visual besties yet, we sure as hell won't stop trying xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah! https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/kids-eat-toast-sometimes/id1509957555 Where to find more of KETS: Website...2021-09-2729 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Nic Preen (That Guy From Al Bairre) | Chad le Clos Beef | Surf's Up 2 | Lubricant #16Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil...   2021-09-2342 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS & CHLO | Anti-Vaxxers, Rassie Erasmus, The Springboks & Killer Bees #8Hiiiiii :) KETS & Chlo is back again with our round up of the weekend and some updates on South African current events. On this episode we discuss the Anti-Vaxxx march in Sea Point (yuck), the poor Springboks, Where Rassie is and why bees are just all-round terrible creatures. Chlo demands the show be renamed, wears rave glasses and is her wonderful self. Samuel is less grumpy today and looks dashing sporting a beautiful new 2nd hand jacket! This episode was made possible by CampusKey – if you are in need of student accommodation they are a one stop shop: www.campuskey.co.za...2021-09-2027 minKids Eat Toast SometimesKids Eat Toast SometimesKETS ft Mazin Jeppie / S1 The Pilot!Mazin - a 23 year old, medicine student by day, dance music DJ by night, joins the show to discuss the highs and lows of studying medicine, the joys of the Cape Town music industry, as well as the heightened sensitivities that have enveloped the 21st century. South Africa's Lockdown is briefly debated. The brimming intellectual also shares the impact of Covid-19 on him and his surroundings. The foreseeable effects of the virus on Ramadan are also explored. Daily news is covered as Mazin and Samuel engage in an informative, light-hearted catch up.2020-04-2450 min