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Critical NoiseJude Bellingham is overratedMore discombobulated ramblings about Easter weekend, the Baltimore boat incident and "hot take" culture.2024-03-2936 minCritical NoiseWomen in cars getting killedCritical Noise is back (finally) in 2024 with brand new unhinged, stutterous ranting on the US delivering food aid to Palestine, the cannibal café, The Crow reboot and more!2024-03-1752 minCritical Noise5 sets of 50 r*pesAnother set of words randomly thrown together (possibly for the last time ever) to fill a podcast episode. This time, it's all about trashing fit people and then immediately joining the gym. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc892023-12-1631 minCritical NoiseDrake fans are social media charlatansA serious and slightly emotional, if incoherent, admission of shame after being lured into an online argument by an identity-less Drake fan. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc892023-12-0129 minCritical NoiseNightmare movie leeksMore garbage solo bantering on the state of superhero films and having the weirdest dreams. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc892023-11-1131 minCritical NoiseA strange bout of hornywimpitisRamblings about being ill and experiencing a haunted maze at Kingsgate shopping centre in Dunfermline. Instagram: @scid.marc https://linktr.ee/scid.marc2023-10-2741 minCritical NoisePlayground Punch-Up: Ann Summers Vs Dillon DanisA spontaneous review of the ceremonial weigh-in for the KSI v Tommy Fury boxing event set to take place on Oct 14th with bonus ranting on Instagram influencers and OnlyFans simping. Instagram: @scid.marc Https://linktr.ee/scid.marc2023-10-1432 minCritical NoiseThe pointless grind of games and scienceRanting in bed about why modern computer games are a joyless, cash-sapping waste of time and the tediousness of 'gym scientists'. Instagram: @scid.marc Https://linktr.ee/scid.marc2023-10-0632 minCritical NoiseEA Sports... they're in the game!?More mad ramblings, this time on the subjects of dying wasps, the inclusion of female athletes in EAFC 24's Ultimate Team mode, and a highly questionable list of the 100 greatest footballers of all time according to GDC Media (whatever that even is). Instagram: @scid.marc https://linktr.ee/scid.marc2023-09-291h 00Critical NoiseDressing up as the teapot from 'Alice in Wonderland'Critical Noise is back with an all new, all pointless rant on the lack of shame on the internet, the evolution of Halloween and the questionable purpose of cosplay. Instagram: @scid.marc2023-09-2230 minCritical NoiseThe story of a brave young girl (w/ subtitles)The new era of Critical Noise continues with irreverent discussions on charity workers and deaf kids, as well as quickfire film reviews of 'The Meg', 'Meg 2: The Trench' and 'The Last Voyage of the Demeter'. Instagram: @scid.marc2023-09-1545 minCritical NoiseGet laid, touch grass and cry moreThe new era of Critical Noise kicks off with an unnecessarily prolonged rant on the latest drama between CM Punk and All Elite Wrestling, as well as a brief discussion on what's really going on outside and a spontaneously collapsing microphone stand. Instagram: @scid.marc 2023-09-0844 minCritical NoiseConcrete evidence supporting my love for Green DayHappy 30th to one of the greatest albums of all-time, 'Dookie'! Future plans for the podcast and social media bragging are also briefly discussed in this here episode. TwiXer: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-08-1922 minCritical NoiseLyrical philosophyA pointless rant about the importance of lyrics in music, by way of social media, Oasis, love ballads, Socrates and self-inflicted hypocrisy. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-07-2920 minCritical NoiseNavigating the 'Pink Tape'A brief discussion on a hip-hop album by Lil Uzi Vert taking the American charts by storm, featuring appearances by a couple of rock acts as well as the random butchering of a SOAD classic. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-07-1613 minCritical NoiseFor the Love [and Peace] of Guitar Music: A Rock Review of Glastonbury 2023The title says it all, I think. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-07-0216 minCritical NoiseMcFly - 'Power to Play'What would happen if McFly entered the studio with Richie Blackmore and Rivers Cuomo? I imagine something not too unlike their new album, 'Power to Play', which is reviewed in this episode. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-06-2414 minCritical NoiseAvenged Sevenfold - 'Life is but a Dream...'Metal or mental? Thoughts on the brand new effort from goth metal legends Avenged Sevenfold. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-06-1708 minCritical NoiseFoo Fighters - 'But Here We Are'Thoughts on the new album from Dave Grohl and friends. *Spoiler alert* It's pretty bad. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-06-0706 minCritical NoiseSlam Dunk North 2k23!!!A brief summary of what it was like at Temple Newsam in Leeds, UK, for the north edition of this year's Slam Dunk festival. Mouldy bananas and all. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc2023-06-0309 minCritical NoiseRoyal Blood? More like Royal Fuds!A rock fan's take on Royal Blood's meltdown at BBC Radio One's Big Weekend 2023 in Dundee, Scotland. *Sigh* Kids these days... Twitter: critical_noise Instagram: scid.marc2023-05-3110 minCritical NoiseThe sweet melodies of deathA shallow and humourous look at melodic death and some other forms of metal music which exist, for better or worse, on this Earth. Twitter: @critical_noise2023-05-2807 minCritical NoiseSleep Token - 'Take Me Back to Eden'A brief but honest review of the brand new album by Sleep Token, released 19/05/23. Jokes of criminal behaviour kept to a bare minimum. Twitter: @critical_noise2023-05-2007 minCritical NoiseR.I.P Sum 41A half-arsed eulogy in advance of the forthcoming funeral for the band Sum 41. Tissues not provided. (The recording skipped over a few seconds due to my laptop being sh*t, so here's what you missed - "Some of the most blatant rip-off moments in music history may be littered throughout their back catalogue - from 'The Hell Song's' Nickelback verse, to 'Underclass Hero' essentially being a covers album of shit that was released a few years prior, to 'Hotel California' on speed.") Twitter: @critical_noise2023-05-1307 minCritical NoiseEnter Shikari - A 'WTF is this?' for the Whole WorldHere, we have my unsolicited and, some may say, controversial first impressions of the new Enter Shikari album, 'A Kiss for the Whole World'. Twitter: @critical_noise2023-05-0609 minCritical NoiseWe need to talk about SLEEP TOKEN'When they listen to prog metal at the Holy See...'
These are my thoughts on the band Sleep Token. Observations are made, jokes are made, fun is had.
Twitter: @critical_noise2023-05-0307 minCritical NoiseQ&A: An IntroductionWelcome! In this brief premier episode, I answer some questions about myself that any listeners might have (unless you already know me of course) before topping things off with a full track from my old band. Hopefully you're not put off by my lack of speaking ability.2023-04-3010 min