Shows
2020-03-2700 min
2020-03-1601 min
slanteyez(stbb 601) 601 late entry13/09/18... STBB 601 ENTRY.... MAN I HAVE NO TIME LEFT. IVE GOT TO SHIT STANDING UP AND WIPE ON THE GO. I DONT HAVE TIME TO BLOW ON THE PIE SO I KEEP A BAG OF FROZEN PEAS NEARBY TO EASE MY 4TH DEGREE MOUTH BURNS. NO TIME TO STIR A CUP OF COFFEE I JUST EAT A COUPLE TABLESPOONS STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THE GARDEN HOSE ON MY WAY OUT THE DOOR. NO TIME TO SLEEP I JUST BLINK SHITLOADS TO COMPENSATE. NO TIME TO THINK OF OTHER THINGS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR FUCK IVE...
2018-09-1302 min
slanteyez(stbb 576) very warm tapes21/03/18....STBB 576 ENTRY... IVE HAD ABOUT 10 CONSECUTIVE MINUTES OF DEEP UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP IN THE LAST 3 DAYS, ITS A MIRACLE THAT IVE BEEN ABLE TO ENTER 2 BATTLES IN A ROW. THIS ISNT STRAIGHT FIRE SON, ITS LIKE HALFWAY THERE I GUESS, LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN PAPER STARTS CURLING UP AND SCREAMING AND BEGGING FOR ITS LIFE WHEN YOU APPROACH IT WITH A FLAME. OR WHEN YOU LEAVE A PACK OF CHICKEN BREASTS OUT ON THE BACK PORTCH IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER. I DIDNT MIX THIS BUT ITS PART OF THE AESTHETIC, MAN. DUDE. SIR. CUNT.
2018-03-2102 min
2018-02-0601 min
slanteyezboat supplies16/1/18 ... BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 40 ENTRY... HOW DO RICH PEOPLE GET THEIR KIDS IN LINE? ARE THEY ALL "YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH TIMMY OR YOURE NOT GETTING A SPEEDBOAT FOR HALLOWEEN... IM GOING TO HAVE YOUR 3RD ANTIMATTER PLATED TV REMOVED FROM YOUR BATHROOM ON THE BACK OF A RESSURECTED MOA IF YOU DONT FINISH YOUR DINNER... I WONT PAY PEOPLE TO PAY PEOPLE TO PAY PEOPLE TO FLY YOU TO THE MOON TO SEE YOUR PET GIRAFFE. ALLIGATOR SKIN GIRAFFE". I RECKON THEYD BE OKAY AT PLAYING SOCCER IF THEY GOT ORGANISED. I GOT SEVEN RARE TYPES OF COCKROACHES LIVING BEHIND...
2018-01-1601 min
slanteyez(stbb 564) cant come to the phone/ karma26/12/17... STBB 564 ENTRY.... TIRED OF GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS A PANIC ROOM FOR YOUR GARAGE. SIT DOWN IN THERE ON A BEANBAG EATING CORNFLAKES WAITING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TO BLOW OVER. COS IT DIDNT COME WITH NO TOASTER AND WE AINT GETTING NO CLOSER TO BEING HOME OWNERS. NOT TILL YOU GET A COMBOVER AND A COLLARED SHIRT SPEND YOUR WEEKDAYS DOING OFFICE WORK SPEND THE WEEKEND DRINKIN MAKING YOUR PROBLEMS WORSE. GOT 10 TYPES OF CANCER AND BAD BREATH. GOT ROTTEN TEETH AND A STUDENT LOAN. GOT A STALE BAG OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND...
2017-12-2601 min
slanteyezpass the sodium23/12/17... BATTLEFLIPS 39 ENTRY... COME ON DOCTOR PLAY US SOME BULLSHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO START MAKING WELCOME BACK CARDS THAT PLAY THAT MASE SONG. TOAST PERCUSSION.
2017-12-2301 min
slanteyez(stbb 550) gin21/09/17 ... STBB 550 ENTRY.... I WISH THIS WAS SOME FEATURE LENGTH BULLSHIT BUT IM RUNNING SHORT ON DAYLIGHT. ITS ONE IN THE MORNING AND IT SMELLS LIKE BLEACH AND TEABAGS UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA. BRB GOING GET MY SCREWDRIVERS BLESSED IM ABOUT TO DISMANTLE A CEMETERY.
2017-09-2002 min
slanteyez(stbb 536) donkey kong apeshit12/06/17... STBB 536 ENTRY... FUCK A INTERNET MIXTAPE, I WANT TO RELEASE MY SHIT ON VCR. GATHER A WHOLE LOT OF BEATS TOGETHER AND OVERLAY LATE 80S EXERCISE VIDEOS FOR THE VISUALS. HAVE SOME CHICK LOOKING LIKE SARAH CONNOR FROM TERMINATOR 2 WITH A MASSIVE SMILE ENTHUSIASTICALLY DOING STARJUMPS IN A ROOM WITH A CLOUDY SKY IN THE BACKGROUND.
FUCK YEAH DOLBY DIGITAL ANALOG SYNTHESIZERS TAPE HEAD CLEANER SMOOTHING OFF THE PINCH ROLLER. I REMEBER HAVING A TAPE PLAYER THAT USED TO POP THE REWIND BUTTON OFF OUT THE KITCHEN WINDOW ONCE IT FINISHED. REMEMBER THE SMELL OF WET GRASS AND THE EARTHY...
2017-06-1202 min
slanteyez(stbb 529) woke up in the middle of the night and theres sandwiches26-04-17 ..STBB 529 ENTRY... AS WE PROCEED TO SPIT SOME SHIT AS HIGH AS THE STRATOSPHERE. IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AGAIN
2017-04-2601 min
slanteyez(stbb 500) cloud shaped bacon05/10/16...STBB 500 ENTRY...
THE INTERNET DOESNT EVEN HAPPEN PROPERLY IN THIS ROOM. LIKE THERES CHICKEN WIRE BUILT INTO THE WALLS MESSING UP THE FUCKIN WI FI. WISH I COULD HIGH FIVE IT IN ITS RIGHT EYE WITH A HANDFUL OF BALL SWEAT.
IM SITTING HERE GETTIN IN MORE DEBT. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT BEHIND MY FOREHEAD. TRAPPED INSIDE A VORTEX. FUCK CATCHING A ROCKET TO MARS IM GOING MULTIDIMENSIONAL WHILE DEEP FRYING VEGETABLES. THATS NOT EVEN SENSIBLE. ATE SOME DAMP USED COFFEE GROUNDS GOING FULL PARKINSONS CANT EVEN HOLD THE PENCIL STILL LIKE HIPPIES TRIPPING HEAVILY AT A FESTIVAL, SMOKE TILL I...
2016-10-0502 min
2016-04-2605 min
slanteyezchillin by the riverside liquored high listening to aquemini (demo)24/01/16 BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 18 ENTRY... NO STICKS NO SEEDS NO OUTSIDE SAMPLES.. NO SING SONGING.. YET
2016-01-2402 min
slanteyez(stbb 463) back in the two minute noodle days21-01-16... STBB 463 ENTRY.... THOSE NOODLES ARE LIKE FRIED ONION AND TRIPLE BEEF, THATS A FLAVOUR THATL FILL YOU THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF GROUND UP DEAD COWS IN YOUR LIFE. I CANT EVEN THINK. SIDE TRACKED AS TIME LASPSE BY LIKE HI HATS. LIVING LIFE IN A FLYTRAP. TIRES ON MY BIKES FLAT. TOO HIGH TO EVEN WRITE RAPS. STILL UP WHEN THE SKYS BLACK. HOW YOU LIKE THAT. IT WAS ALRIGHT MAN.
2016-01-2001 min
slanteyez(stbb 448) easy for me / no more smiling07/10/15... STBB 448 ENTRY.... DONT KNOW WHY IM STRUGGLING TO FLIP A DELFONICS SONG THIS WEEK, THATS A BAD SIGN FOR THINGS TO COME. SOON IM GUNNA BE MAKING SHITTY MICROWAVE BEATS WITH FL STOCK SOUNDS AND COMING UP WITH DANCE MOVES AND MAKING VIDEOS WITH NEON RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF THE GROUND EVERY TIME I STOMP THE YARD AND SHIT AND KIDS AND SCHOOL STAFF JOINING IN ON THE FUN AND GETTING THEIR GROOVE ON AWKWARDLY. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CATCHING A TENNIS RACKET TO THE FACE FOR USING THE WRONG COLOURED FLANNEL THAT MORNING? WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN END TIMES...
2015-10-0702 min
slanteyezteach me how to sleepwalk3/09/15... BATTLEFLIPS ROUND 10 ENTRY YO... I MADE THIS SONG TO ANYONE OUT THERE WITH EARS. SORRY IF YOU DONT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SOUNDCLOUD THO. IMAGINE IF THERE WAS AN ANCIENT POLAR TRIBE THAT RODE ARMOURED WALRUSES INTO BATTLE. DUNNO IF THATD SCARE PEOPLE OR JUST CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. YOU EVER SEEN A MAN GET BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A PIE WARMER? NEITHER. ITS PROBABLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE THOUGH.
2015-09-0201 min
slanteyez(stbb 428) i got whiteware21/05/15... STBB 428 ENTRY... NO SAMPLES
I GOT FIVE FRIDGES FULL OF FIVE COURSE FOOD FOR THOUGHT HAVE YOU SOUNDING LIKE A SIDE DISH FROM A CHINESE FOODCOURT. THIS JUST HOW THE DUDE TALK.FUCK A KNIFE I EAT A BEAT WITH TWO FORKS FROM A GARDEN SHED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY GUITAR INSTEAD GET PLASTERED AT THE BAR OR ON A CASK OF RED LIFE AINT A PARTY ITS JUST TV AND BULLSHIT
WONDER WHY THEY DIDNT TEACH ME AS A SCHOOL KID
YOU EVER HAVE A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP.. ITS FUCKED
2015-05-2001 min