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Stupid Boys ClubS2 E7 - SPORTS (and don't put garlic in your foof)'How much do the Stupid Boys know about sport', I hear you ask - well you're about to find out in this VERY special episode all about all the exciting ways people choose to burn calories and make friends that don't involve a dark car park and a bottle of poppers. In this episode we relive our sporting childhoods and our slightly less sporting teen years, figure out what the sexiest sports are, which sports have the naughtiest sounding terminology, which famous sportos have the rudest sounding names, and Toby designs the Gay Olympics - by which...2021-05-0550 minStupid Boys ClubS2 E6 - HOPES & DREAMS (and Alex becomes a terrorist)(shattered) hopes & dreams are something we all have in common, and whether it's a trip to New York, a relationship with an Elephant or a visit to an active warzone, this will be an episode you can ALL relate too. Join us today as we trawl through our bucket lists, run a careers session for Toby, discuss our perfect retirements, and embark on another of our famous guided meditations, helping us all to focus on and achieve our goals. Keep your ears open for a VERY good He-Man joke. -----------------------------So here we are in...2021-04-2249 minStupid Boys ClubS2 E5 - EMPLOYMENT (and Alex delivers some constructive criticism)In this weeks episode we talk shop! It's employment week at the Stupid Boys Club and we're here to educate. Join us as we talk about all the various jobs we've had in our dubious pasts, we deliver some coaching on how to give delicate feedback, we learn all about the wages of the world's wackiest jobs, and, of course, Jonesy and Alex interview Toby for a job as the lady that holds the numbers up between boxing rounds. Enjoy!-----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like u...2021-04-0451 min
Stupid Boys ClubS2 E4 - CRIME (and Toby gets stuck in his chair)Everyone loves a good bit of crime, but did you know that 98% of Brits have committed a crime unknowingly?! My mother told me that creating this podcast should be made a crime so I suggested that her hairdresser should go to jail. Sorry mum. Join us as we learn about the weird and wonderful crimes and criminals that the world has to offer, discover exactly how criminal we each are on a scale of 1 to 10, we solve a couple of crimes too, of course, and we even get poor Toby to commit a crime, live on the...2021-03-1945 min
Stupid Boys ClubS2 E3 - BODY POSITIVITY (and Jonesy's overpriced face)It's episode 3 and it's ALL about body positivity! DISCLAIMER - let's be honest, this episode will not give you ANY pointers, or make you feel good about anyone's body. It's merely a wonderful excuse for use to all take low blows at each other - one of our favourite pass-times!Join us as we work our way through a wonderful guide to body positivity, including expelling negative thoughts about each other by saying them, going on a calming spiritual meditative journey lead by a fully qualified practitioner..... and an excellent feature that we've called Toby Touches Himself...2021-03-0450 min
Stupid Boys ClubS2 E2 - MANNERS & ETIQUETTE (and the birth of Ms Crank W*nk)It's episode two of our whole new educational 'ting' and BRACE YOURSELF my pretties because we're about to get polite on your ass. This deep dive into the murky world of manners and etiquette sees us debating whether manners are nature or nurture (nurture, obviously, we figured it out in 3 seconds...) and talking about all the weird (and incorrect) etiquettes from around the world. We also give Jonesy (a bit of a manners-nazi at the best of time) the opportunity to create his very own mannersfesto, while Toby brings value to the proceedings by eating with his mouth full...2021-02-1848 min
Stupid Boys ClubS2 E1 - DATING (and the accidental prostitute)So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?! So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we...2021-02-0451 minStupid Boys Club25 - The Best Of 2020 ('highlights' would be overselling it.......)The best of 2020! To celebrate the end of Season One and also putting the bastardly 2020 behind us, we've turned about 24 hours worth of shite material into 2 hours slightly less shite material. This would make a great first episode for friends or family, so get sharing you little munchkins!Watch this space for Season Two, coming VERY soon!----------------------------------This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times...2021-01-201h 58Stupid Boys Club24 - Rubber Baby Buggy BumpersHo Ho Homo. Meeeeerry Fistmas. In this seasonal episode we swap Secret Santa presents, play some festive games like tongue twisters and 'drunk, stoned or stupid', discuss the greatest festive tunes and traditions, and Jonesy tries to back up his weird wiping technique with some mumbo jumbo science talk!----------------------------------This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like...2020-12-2244 minStupid Boys Club23 - A Little Waft of the FooFooWelcome to this, our 23rd episode, recorded remotely just before the UK's second lockdown was lifted. We cover off all the important things in this episode, like Toby's cooking expeditions, a Cookie catch-up, our attempts at home exercise, the potential porn crises brought about by the pandemic, our favourite Christmas adverts, and we try to organise a Secret Santa between the three of us. 'Try' being the operative word....-----------------------------------This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we...2020-12-0648 minStupid Boys Club22 - G-string For Your FootWe're half-way through UK Lockdown 2.0 so we return to a video recording for the first time since Lockdown 1.0 - a welcome return to being a long way away from these two muppets. In this episode we catch up on how we're all passing the time whilst our civil liberties have been removed, look forward to Christmas and, inspired by the return of I'm A Celeb, we discuss which TV shows we'd love to go on.-----------------------------------This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be...2020-11-2347 minStupid Boys Club21 - Via De BumHappy 21st Birthday to us - yes it's ANOTHER birthday episode, not that we do anything to celebrate it of course, that would require MUCH more effort to prepare for than you lot are worth!!! Joking of course, we LOVE you ;)In this episode we fill you in on our very exciting Halloween celebrations, including Zombie paintball and scary movies, we brace ourselves for another lockdown and reminisce about the distinct lack of all-you-can-eat buffets that 2020 has brought us... we also fulfil our promise of discussing what we would do with a £10m lottery win. Dishwasher cupboards, obv...2020-11-0950 minStupid Boys Club20 - The Road to Grimsby (BTFC)Happy 20th Birthday to US!!!! This week's hot topics include the lack of Halloween, emotional dreams, hectic house parties, near miss movie names and our most elite snack options. This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby begin by uncover the incredible amount of p...2020-10-2559 minStupid Boys Club19 - Horny Podcast PowderIf you're a big fan of Toby then this episode is for YOU! We cover all of Toby's hobbies, like eating, drinking, food, booze, takeaways, alcohol, snacks, shots and much, much more (although really, not much more....). We also find out about Jonesy's incoming new pet, and talk about falling over. Such fun!This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job...2020-10-1252 min
Stupid Boys Club18 - Lucy Spraggan joins Stupid Boys ClubIn our first ever face-to-face interview the amazing Lucy Spraggan bowls into our lives (and Alex's front room) like a bubbly hilarious Tasmanian Devil. Find out all about her fab new single and album, her brief career as a magician, why she had her nipples pierced, her lockdown transformation, her wonderful dog Steven (stone cold) and her nickname that never quite caught on.The normal episodes of this weekly podcast feature long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of...2020-09-2742 minStupid Boys Club17 - Crossing Biffin's BridgeOur first delve into biology as we attempt to learn more about the female anatomy, also discussing pizza etiquette, Toby's main lookalikes (other than Clare Balding), a questionable party game and we unveil the revelation of Jonesy's unfaithfulness to this podcast. This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During s...2020-09-2044 minStupid Boys Club16 - Dirty Big Art AttackThis week we finally enjoy some listener submissions, hear Jonesy's opinions on parenting on beaches, discover some porn mags in a forest (classic) and discuss father-son nudity. All pretty standard stuff... This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby begin by uncover the incredible a...2020-09-1351 min
Stupid Boys Club15 - Gary Davies joins Stupid Boys ClubThis week we're joined by BBC Radio DJ of 40+ years and all round 80's legend, Gary Davies! We hear about the glamorous life of a professional DJ, get Gary's feedback on one of our jingles and, of course, find out all about how Gary is doing with his new cavapoo puppy, Chili! The normal episodes of this weekly podcast feature long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done...2020-09-0726 minStupid Boys Club14 - Cock WombleEnjoy our final Wikipedia entry in this episode as Alex gets royally roasted by the boys (calm down... roast like 'you're in the hot chair'...). We also learn about some of our listeners phobias and play another game of 'how much would it take'! As a little bonus, we also hear all about Toby's lack of gag reflex.... tissues at the ready.The normal episodes of this weekly podcast feature long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting2020-08-3159 min
Stupid Boys Club13 - Nina Nesbitt joins Stupid Boys ClubWe have the absolute pleasure of interviewing real life POP STAR, Nina Nesbitt - Scottish singer/songwriter and owner (pawrent...) of Prince Timmy, a former sex addict Pomeranian!The normal episodes of this weekly podcast feature long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the incredible amount...2020-08-2338 minStupid Boys Club12 - Front Mouth, Back BottomThis week we chat about our go to date questions, some hot gossip from a scare maze and we take a look back at Jonesy's wonderful life as we unveil his fake wikipedia entry! This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the i...2020-08-1658 minStupid Boys Club11 - Every crevice is a partyMuch 'Brighton Pride' chat, memories and reminiscing in this episode, plus we unveil Toby's Wikipedia entry!!!This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the incredible amount of precision that Jonesy takes to raise Cookie right and see how well his OCD...2020-08-0953 minStupid Boys Club10 - Polyamorous JengaWe made local news and Slovenian podcast charts, all in the same week! Also in this episode, we learn some new ways to play Jenga, review Cookie's swimming lessons, talk about falling asleep to 'Rage Against The Machine' and decide that Cinemas aren't all that.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux...2020-08-0355 minStupid Boys Club09 - A horse called SilverIn this episode we taste some capers, rediscover a blog that Jonesy thought had been left to dust, talk about our phobias and, of course, deliver a tale from the copse.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the incredible amount of...2020-07-2659 min
Stupid Boys Club08 - Bianca Del Rio joins the Stupid Boys ClubIn this bizarre turn of events, the world's most famous Drag Queen, Bianca Del Rio (winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 6) joins us 3 knobheads for a chat and a quiz! Expect excellent drag-based gossip like who Bianca wants to win All Stars 5, an insight into Bianca's #Lockdown lifestyle, and, via the medium of a quiz, we learn about bunny sports, massive tongues, and a record breaking amount of balls-in-mouth.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the...2020-07-2238 minStupid Boys Club07 - Mummy's back strokesIn today's somewhat bizarre journey we pretty much forget to talk about Cookie and instead cover the unlocking of the UK, colonic irrigations, and oh yes, almost forgot, we interview the MOST FAMOUS DRAG QUEEN IN THE WORLD - Bianca Del Rio (teaser in this episode, full interview goes live on Thursday 23rd July 2020 as 'episode 8').This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have...2020-07-1956 minStupid Boys Club06 - No one's a perfect pooperToday we somehow manage to get away with just the one poo story, no dogging tales, a brand new feature (Tales from the Copse) a rubbish quiz and one of the rudest jokes you'll ever hear.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover...2020-07-1256 minStupid Boys Club05 - One sock and a welly boot (with special guest Drag With No Name)Join us as we relive a few of our favourite music festival memories and welcome our first ever special guest to the show, the incredibly talented Drag With No Name who talks all about their wonderful Friday night lockdown-madness shows and their lovely new Hamster called Jasper!This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and...2020-07-0559 minStupid Boys Club04 - The Window W*@kerToday, we catch up on Cookie's socialisation to a variety of new distractions, get side-tracked by one of Jonesy's teenage, dog(ing) related memories, try out a brand new game (play along at home) and much, much more.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex...2020-06-2854 minStupid Boys Club03 - Factual not FannyIn this episode we hear all about Jonesy's house meeting (the night before Cookie's arrival), dig a bit deeper in to 'the lists' and meet our new favourite character - the Den Wizard!This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the incredible...2020-06-2157 minStupid Boys Club02 - Erection of the Pee PalaceIn this episode we find out how the much anticipated video call, puppy-less, puppy class went and the first week of Cookie's arrival.This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby uncover the incredible amount of precision that Jonesy takes to raise Cookie...2020-06-1458 minStupid Boys Club01 - How big is a pineapple? (sorry for the 'first episode' slightly dodgy audio!)*** this was our first ever recording and, as such, the audio isn't as perfect as we'd like it! All sorted for episode 2 - thanks for sticking with us! ***This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.We started this podcast two nights prior to Jonesy bringing a puppy into his...2020-06-0458 min