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The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast: A Teesside Crimbo Night Out🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Join Ted and Mala as they reminisce on some magical nights out they've had on Teesside over the years during this festive period. 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏) 💬 Join in Comment with your best memories and stories of a night out over Christmas on Teesside 👇 ☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted...

2025-12-1647 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Boro Kimbo🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Middlesbrough Football Club's New Swedish Manager! Ted & Mala chat all things Kim Hellberg, they berate the Weatherspoons game (and people who play it), and Ted airs his disgust about people who put their Xmas decorations up early! 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏) 💬 Join in Are we happy with the new manager? ☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast NB: If every listener...

2025-11-2532 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Last Mam Standing!🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK — and it’s **LAST MAM STANDING**! Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Who’ll be crowned the ultimate Mam? 🎧 Prefer to watch? Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky (And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏) 💬 Join in Who should enter the next bracket? Comment your Mam nominations and local legends. ☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ su...

2025-10-2426 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : UP THE BORO!This week Ted and Mala share the intrinsic details from their bank holiday night out in Yarm .... and the lads rally the troops ready for Boro's final game of the season ... or is it? Let's hope not!! Up the Boro!!! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Did you know yo...

2022-05-0628 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Goth TestThis week Ted shares his experience at the Whitby Goth Festival and is encouraged to take Mala's specially prepared Goth Test. There also another episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club' where the lads are hosting Boro's Got Talent. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Did you know you can s...

2022-04-3039 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Pint of GANKThis week Ted and Mala discuss Sean Dyche, Chris Wilder, and the top 100 official penis size table - all countries ranked in order of size .... It's a beauty of a discussion! Also a cracking episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club', where a team meeting generates loads of potential new events for the former Bongo site! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ B...

2022-04-2333 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : TEDFESTThis week Ted is furious about a certain darts player with the same name (spelt differently) giving him some really bad press. The lads also discuss an interesting wheelie bin story on Teesside Lies and in the new sitcom, 'The Hanky Panky Club' (set in the former Bongo), Ted host's a fundraiser day called TEDFEST. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy m...

2022-04-1628 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Cheb End of ChristThis week Ted and Mala talk RELIGION .... what faiths are absolutely ridiculous? What rituals are beyond crazy? Are Mormon's really Moomins? It's groundbreaking chat! PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers...

2022-04-0934 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sylvester Steal-loneThis week Ted and Mala discuss romance scams, award ceremonies, and how to proper fight for your lass! Plus ... Boro Batman's got a new business and more from new sitcom 'The Hanky Panky Club'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Did you know you can sign up to the TED...

2022-04-0235 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Billog BondThis week Ted and Mala discuss the Chelsea FA Cup match and deliberate who the next James Bond will be ... rumour is .. it's someone local. Plus ... Mala's Mostment and Ted introduces a new sitcom where he's bought the Bongo ... 'The Hanky Panky Club'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Di...

2022-03-2635 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Mangiro’s🔥 ITS EPISODE 108 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala fire through the top 6 Teesside Lies News Stories and chat passionately about Chelsea FC's dodgy behaviour! Plus ... Ted brings back 'Ask Ted' and answers your questions, and Pybo's lass has goes into labour in another episode of 'The Offshore Boys'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK...

2022-03-1934 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Wall Of Single Ladies🔥 ITS EPISODE 107 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss International Women's Day and where do music bands get their names from. Plus ... Ted interviews Luke Evans from the band We Tibetans about their new single release. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every...

2022-03-1248 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : World Buck Day🔥 ITS EPISODE 106 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss World Book Day ... and World Buck Day Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to ke...

2022-03-0530 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Biff The Grabber🔥 ITS EPISODE 105 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala rinse the film Back To The Future and share their annoyance at some of the songs sang at Middlesbrough Football Club matches. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

2022-02-2632 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Celebrity Brothel🔥 ITS EPISODE 104 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss the good old days of heading out down Stockton on a night out in the late 90s ... and Ted pitches his new realty TV show 'Celebrity Brothel'. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BU...

2022-02-1941 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Zouma’s Cat🔥 ITS EPISODE 103 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala are buzzing about the Boro win at Man Utd, Ted goes through his top 5 lasses off Aussie soap Neighbours, and also shares an exclusive interview he did with Kurt Zouma's cat. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and Valentines Day Love Advice from Randy Diablo. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE ...

2022-02-1244 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Squeezy Boys🔥 ITS EPISODE 102 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss the Riverside Stadium South Stand myth of 'The Squeezy Boys', they run though some impressive podcast listening stats, and scrutinise a few local Teesside Live news stories. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' ... Love Advice from Randy Diablo ... and Boro Batman fights criiiiiiiiime in Middlesbrough. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE ...

2022-02-0538 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Cheeky Beak🔥 ITS EPISODE 101 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss dogging societies, Boris, and local news stories - plus 'Mala's Mostments', love advice from Randy Diablo, and The Offshore Boys head off on a spa day. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every listener do...

2022-01-2948 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : Three Mo Salah’s🔥 ITS EPISODE 100 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 BONK ON!!! Dead chuffed to have hit 100 episodes. Thanks everyone ❤️ This week we've got the usual random cack and topics of discussion from Ted and Mala - plus a Boro Batman sketch, 'Mala's Mostments', and love advice from horny hispanic disco devil .... Randy Diablo. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLICK HERE TO BU...

2022-01-2248 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Seal Man of Holy IslandIt's Episode 99 ... on this weeks show Ted and Mala have moved into thier new apartment in Stockton and discuss in detail some of the local delights surrounding it. Mala's got a new very "Un-PC" jacket. Ted gives his thoughts on "cut and shut Mam's". And Mala shares a very spooky tale from his childhood.... "thwap thwap thwap... " PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE CLIC...

2022-01-1538 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast : ”It’s Back” - XMAS SpecialThe Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special. Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also shares a few changes to his life since the last episode. Mala gives some insight into police operation names, vents his anger at whoever names storms & hurricanes, and pitches his new 'Only Fans' page. Also on the show is a Christmas crime and safety awareness message from Boro Batman and Ted and Mala attend Doriva's Nativity play with hilarious consequences. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL...

2021-12-241h 05

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - THE FINAL EPISODE!It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!! Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events. Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell. Thank you to everyone who has listened, shared, and contributed to the show. LOVE YOU LOADS!! There will be 3 BONUS episodes released ove...

2021-05-1938 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Caravan ClubIn this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy ...

2021-05-1240 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Return of the Offshore EldersThis week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart the lazy world of Super Mario. Plus, the Offshore Boys are back and have been summoned before the Offshore Elders for a very special job offer. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Cl...

2021-05-0536 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mild Green Dairy LiquidThis week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer, and the lads reflect on their time on hit BBC1 quiz show 'Pointless'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CLICK HERE TO...

2021-04-2836 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Play with me PukkiThis week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan lotion for him. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every list...

2021-04-2137 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fun HouseThis week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat Sharpe's 'Fun House'. Ted also announces his new podcast for the Euro's. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CL...

2021-04-1438 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - CrossFit ChristIt's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on Supermarket Sweep. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every lis...

2021-04-0732 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Hayley's SausageThis week Ted & Mala discuss: top soap opera flange, a Mad Max style experience they both once had down at Soccer Sensations, and reflect on their time on two primetime television shows. Not for the easily offended .... or Doyles. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy

2021-03-3133 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Thornaby RangersThis week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out of the Boro for constantly splitting the footy socks (Get well soon Branco). The Offshore Boys pop up on TV show 'Bargain Hunt' and Doyle & Co are flogging Bitcoin. Cracking stuff as always. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fant...

2021-03-2439 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Nookie MonsterThis week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'. Billy Mac shares his new political message, Ted reflects on a charity squash match with Bono and pitches a new invention idea to help deal with the prejudice of imitating certain accents. The lads also reminisce on their time spent on hit TV show Dragons Den. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to...

2021-03-1736 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGEThis week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the future. Ted also pitches his new TV talent show 'BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE' and The Offshore Boys feature in the grand final of Masterchef. Splendid fun as always! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and excl...

2021-03-1042 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Offshore AttractionThis week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars. Plus - The Offshore Boys appear on Channel 4's Naked Attraction and Ted answers all your questions on the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info...

2021-03-0351 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Loophole for ScruffersTed and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners questions are answered open and honestly! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CLICK HERE TO BUY...

2021-02-2446 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - DISGRACEBOOK!Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank? Also, Barry and Pybo pop up on The Antiques Roadshow ..... Weeeellll. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedh...

2021-02-1742 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - MALLARDWeeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week. First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of the show for his own new cop drama 'Mallard'. The mans a crank! ..... It's still a great show though :) Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exc...

2021-02-1046 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - 80's CartoonsMala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'. This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro docu-soap 'The Rockcliffe Files' where Neil Warlock and Stevie Gibbo are introducing two new players to the match day squad. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Cl...

2021-02-0347 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Eye of FryWeeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship. Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a beauty! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the...

2021-01-2747 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - A 90's Night OutNo waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A...

2021-01-2048 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fishy GothsThis week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths! The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda' Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive con...

2021-01-1338 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The SerpentThis week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha. The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Productions'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a t...

2021-01-0643 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Burnt PubesThis week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through their New Year Resolutions for 2021. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files .... and it's the return of Tony Pubeless. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can...

2020-12-3050 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - XMAS SPECIAL - Father WiffmasEpisode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie Gibson is visited by 3 ghosts, and The Offshore Boys celebrate Christmas in style ... Weeelll offshore style mind. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.

2020-12-2356 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Boys Are Back In TownEpisode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician named after one of history's most infamous villains, and the lads are visited from two local legends who have been away working offshore ... 3 on / 3 off mind! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive c...

2020-12-1634 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Illegal Love HeartsEpisode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic sport. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and...

2020-12-0944 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -Ted's Top 5Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone on Teesside. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offers, fre...

2020-12-0243 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Berwick Hills CopEpisode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir Productions. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... full of fantastic offe...

2020-11-2537 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Norton Bad MamsEpisode 71 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted tells us about his time spent on the film set of 'Neighbours' and also promotes his new food bank fundraiser show ... but Mala has a charity idea of his own ... involving milk ... specifically breast milk. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you...

2020-11-1837 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big CureEpisode 70 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted has turned down 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' ... but why? The lads discuss a new way products should be advertised on TV and Ted's allotment is the key to the cure for COVID. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true sup...

2020-11-1141 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Billog's MillionsIts Episode 69 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's No 1 Toss Pot ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent exploits trick or treating, Ted's new lockdown 121 for Mums in the park, and Thornaby's recent award of 25 million quid .... ahead of Billingham. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Sti...

2020-11-0445 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Denim in the DugoutIts Episode 68 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough Man Mountain... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about the Boro's recent run of form, the recent decline of wisdom in the the worky mens clubs, and they have an in depth discussion on todays football manager fashion trends.... they even play a little song about it. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please also l...

2020-10-2851 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Shark TunaIts Episode 67 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bell Whiff... Ted Hanky! This week Mala presents his new range of exclusive Teesside Tuna and Ted announces a competition where you the listener can win a signed Ted mug. This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your fe...

2020-10-2139 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Track N' TracyIts Episode 66 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by B.A. Bigknackers ... Mr Ted Hanky! Ted and Mala's discussions points this week .... can a chocolate bar determine your sexuality?, robotic milk deliveries from the Milk Defence League, and conspiracy theories such as Welsh Elvis and Hairier 51. This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Po...

2020-10-1441 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Rockcliffe FilesIts Episode 65 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by hairy lemon knackers himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! After a weeks break from recording Ted and Mala return to discuss their concerns about the local lockdown boundaries - why Boro and Hartlepool .... and not Redcar? They also chat about Middlesbrough's start to the season so far, and Mala's problems with loan payments ...(which funnily enough is why there was no show last week). This weeks episode also features a new fly on the wall docusoap from behind the scenes at M...

2020-10-0738 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big 'Offshore' Wedding!Its Episode 64 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by old dangly balls himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss sneaking into the Boro match, famous people who have had their Monarchy honours removed, and analyse Boro's latest signing Chubby Akapoo. Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's big wedding day to Pybo's Mam. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true s...

2020-09-2342 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Boys Stag Do!Its Episode 63 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Emerson's doppleganger ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala reflect on the Watford v Boro match, question 'who is Banksy?' .... and Mala has been nicking peoples parcels. Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's long awaited stag do .... but where does Pybo and the lads take him? Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your fe...

2020-09-1546 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Djokovic's BallsIts Episode 62 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by notorious gooch moocher ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala chat about the upcoming footy season, the new Boro hunk, Djokovic's balls, and prostitution based TV shows Also, another ace episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... Barry and Pybo hit the gym. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a true supporter you can sign up to the NEW...

2020-09-0942 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Womb 101Its Episode 61 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by the lean mean bean flicker ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss a number of their pet hates ... should they go into Womb 101 and be banished forever or be allowed to still exist in the world today? Also, another brill episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... could there be a wedding on the cards for Barry and Pybo's Mam? Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, S...

2020-09-0247 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - From Russia With...MalaIts Episode 60 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's hairiest ball bag... Ted Hanky! This week Ted shares his new invention to help those poor people escaping their countries to come to the UK, Mala has been unknowingly assassinating Russian politicians, and Nasir's new business venture sounds like a proper pain in the arse ... quite literally! Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another TOP episode where Barry has some life changing news for Pybo. Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star r...

2020-08-2631 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Alien BellwhiffIts Episode 59 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's greatest knacker nut ... Ted Hanky! This week Mala shares a mysterious encounter he wants to forget, Neil Warlock gives us an update on moving to the area, and Ted reveals Nasir's new business venture ... 'Radio Nasir'. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode where Pybo is throwing a house warming party. Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211 The...

2020-08-1932 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Dead Posh HorseIts Episode 58 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's finest flange fondler ... Ted Hanky! This week Mala introduces Ted to the posh horse he's looking after and Ted reveals some interesting facts about Mala's new "lady friend" ... Gumbo Sue. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another FAB episode where Pybo is buying a new house in Wynyard and we also hear from the Teesside's new crime fighting force of Commissioner Billy Mac and Boro Batman. Be on the next show, leave a...

2020-08-1237 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore EldersIts Episode 57 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bellend ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss Grant Hall, half price Boris nosh, The Springfield Hotel, rooftop gigging, COVID cat's, and how to correctly address 'little people'. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Barry takes Pybo to see .... THE OFFSHORE ELDERS! Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by calling this number: 07955750211 The show contains a fair amount of bad...

2020-08-0537 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Cartoon FlangeIts Episode 56 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by THE HUNK WIV MASSIVE JUNK' ... Ted Hanky! This weeks guest sponsor is Teesside Dementia Link Services This week Ted and Mala discuss which cartoon flange really gets them going and have an in depth debate about the rules of wearing a face mask (kindly provided by Teesside Dementia Link Services). The show also features Ted and Mala's special Boro Player Awards, and an uplifting message from the main man himself .... Neil Warlock. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys wi...

2020-07-2944 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The White VanIts Episode 55 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'Mr Miff Tickler' ... Ted Hanky! Sponsored by cocksonsocks.com This week Ted and Mala discuss the ever depleting Middlesbrough F.C squad, the mystery white van on Redcar beach, and Ted's journey so far through the stages of becoming a vicar. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with a FANTASTIC episode ... Pybo is on a very famous TV quiz show. Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question fort Ted by ca...

2020-07-2247 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Electric JeansIts Episode 54 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'The Beast of the North East' ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss the Golden Eagle closing down, E-Scooters, their brand new invention 'Electric Jeans', and Ted's vocation to join the priesthood. Plus loads more waffle! Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another cracking episode from Redcar beach and Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Be on the next show, leave a voicemail question by calling this number: 07955750211...

2020-07-1551 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -The Optimum MILFIts Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss the optimum age of a MILF, the difficulty of directing your wee straight after a scuttle, Boro's two league defeats, the secret behind Wigan Athletics pending administration, Mala's new job, and Ted's application for the vacant lead singer role in top UK band Kasabian. Plus, the Offshore Boys with another splendid episode... Pybo's on a date. Ted also answers all your questions in the...

2020-07-0855 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Neil WarlockIts Episode 52 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own slice nibbler Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about: Middlesbrough's win, Neil Warlock, Rudy Gestede, fake crowd noise, George Michael, Stevie Vickers, bin dipping, and loads of other tripe! Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Be on the next show, leave a question by calling this number: 07955750211 Plus, the Offshore Boys feature yet again with another classic episode. The show contains a f...

2020-07-0157 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Podstats!Its Episode 51 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own dirt flap Ted Hanky! This week Mala tells us about his new job and brings a few perks of the job home to sample, Ted is furious by the Middlesbrough result, and the Offshore Boys return with a very sombre episode where Barry has some very bad news for Pybo. Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult...

2020-06-2455 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Boys Magaluf SpecialIts Episode 50 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast', a landmark special! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala celebrate 50 podcast episodes with an Offshore Boys Special where Barry and Pybo are off to Magaluf on a lads holiday! .... "Weeeelll.... don't want one of your onshore holidays mind!" Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. The show contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of...

2020-06-1742 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - SKOOMEpisode 49 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Dr Lovelength Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x In this weeks episode Mala showcases his proud gardening work, Ted and Mala hatch a plan to watch the first post lockdown Boro game live at the stadium when no one else is all...

2020-06-1053 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mam Sex?Episode 48 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own mammary lover Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x In this weeks episode Ted and Mala discuss the new relaxed lockdown rules, reopening the Golden Eagle in Thornaby, and Nasir pops round with some leaflets for his new coffee shop. Ted...

2020-06-0342 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Splendid StrollIt's episode 47 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Plump Pumper Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x In this weeks episode Ted talks about a new crime fighter on the streets of Teesside .... Boro Batman, Malas getting proactive and applied for a new job, and Ted and Mala head out and abo...

2020-05-2750 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Ginger Fish FingerIt's episode 46 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Minge the Merciless Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS. Just click this link: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x In this weeks episode Ted bounces about his new business idea involving pizza shops and sex workers, Mala talks in detail about an old flame called Ginger Karen, and Ted plays another exclusive clip...

2020-05-2043 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Mall (Trap 2)It's episode 45 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky. This week Mala surprises Ted with a lovely sentimental gift he's stolen from Ted's all time favourite nightclub - The Mall in Stockton. Nasa's new Joe Wicks style business idea is discussed in great detail, and the lads also debate if the A66 could be utilised as a dog racing track during these quiet times of lockdown? Ted also plays another exclusive clip from the soon to be...

2020-05-1347 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Gold GermanIt's episode 44 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own shifty shufty shafter Ted Hanky. This week Ted is accused of using charity money to purchase a gold statue of Boro Legend Uwe Fuchs for his pond, the boys discuss Mala's new screen play 'The Return of The Video Man', and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Boris Johnson on Facebook Live on Wednesday...

2020-05-0647 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Kim Jong-Wrong-UnIt's episode 43 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own nik nak paddy whack Ted Hanky. This week the boys discuss Mala's theory on the disappearance of Kim Jong-Un, Trumps disinfectant drinks, and a rather strange (and offensive) excursion trip where you can pay to live like a homeless person. Ted also plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. No listener questions this week as Ted is doing another live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and...

2020-04-2942 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Lockdown GrassersIt's episode 42 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own plank yanker Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss lockdown grassers, a revised Seven Wonders of the World (based on Teesside), Mikkel Beck's Exhibition match at the Riverside against old Boro players, and the petition that's been started for Ted and Mala to be commentators for this match. Plus, Bobby Delvechio swings by with an update on gigs and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. No questions...

2020-04-2254 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Homes Under The Wang-erIt's episode 41 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own pasty smasher, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss a new and much better version of Homes Under The Hammer, Mala gives his top tips for self isolation, Ted talks about online church services, and plays you a clip from the new, soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. No questions this week as Ted is doing a live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live each and every Wednesday. You can watch...

2020-04-1548 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Virtual DoggingIt's episode 40 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush buster, Ted Hanky. This week Ted is upset that he now has to 'virtual dog' online, Mala puts out a plea to the folk of Middlesbrough to STAY HOME and stop being Doyle's, and a new member from Yarm joins the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)' for the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' weekly meeting. No questions this week as Ted is doing a live Q&A with Donald Trump on Facebook Live.

2020-04-0849 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fishy BeerIt's episode 39 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own randy roustabout , Ted Hanky. This week Ted is overwhelmed by the response to his new Joe Wicks style fitness workout video, Mala shares his Netflix recommendations and new flavoured Fifty Bob beer, and Ted plays the recording from the second part of the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'. As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. The show...

2020-04-011h 08

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Tribes of Teesside!It's episode 38 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own smash owt Smoggie , Ted Hanky. This week Ted is accused of panic buying, Mala kicks off about the club being closed, and Ted plays a recording from the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'. As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. The show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's"...

2020-03-2551 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Worst Boro Eleven - EVER!It's episode thirty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Beardre Barlow , Ted Hanky. This week Ted visits Nasir's Spice Station where he bears witness to panic pinchers looting the place, Mala talks pirated Panini stickers and Doriva Coaches, and both lads settle down to play another game of 'SNAPPO', this time picking their worst ever Middlesbrough 11 players ! As always Ted answers all your questions during the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of...

2020-03-181h 06

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Best Boro 'Foreign' ElevenIt's episode thirty six of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Miff Mangler, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala come to you live from the TCFH - the 'Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital' (Teds shed) because Big Fat Julie is having an Ann Summers party and kicked him out. Mala has been out and about panic pinching from supermarkets, Ted brings up the mysterious 'Big t' again, and they both settle down to play a game of 'SNAPPO' again, this time picking their best ever Middlesbrough foreign 11 ...

2020-03-1158 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Boro 'Best Hair Eleven'Its episode thirty five of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own sexual demon, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss the new Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital set up in Teds shed, Ted launches 'Ted Tours .... Tour Teesside The Ted Way', and they both pick their best 11 Middlesbrough players by the quality of haircut alone in a new game called 'SNAPPO!'. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the...

2020-03-041h 16

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - South Cleveland GaragesIts episode thirty four of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own flange flipper, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about celebrities who worked at South Cleveland Garages, Mala's suspicions about the mysterious 'Big T', Ted describes how the creation of the first Atomic Bomb links back to Billingham (true story), and the Redcar Robot (The Ironopolis Giant) selects 1994 as the year to discuss. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra...

2020-02-261h 11

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore LadsIts episode thirty three of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush nibbler himself, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about the offshore lads and the bad rep the press give them ... they pour their hearts out about Boro's pathetic performance against Luton Town, and Ted introduces a new futuristic member to the podcast team ..... The IRONOPOLIS GIANT! As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the...

2020-02-1958 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Just MeatIts episode thirty two of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teessides very own Parsnip Pusher himself, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk Trump's peaches, leaving Europe, aliens using WAP technology, an idea for a new game show based on the French Fire Fighter scraps with the Bizzies, and 'Ted & Mala Productions' launch their very own fast food delivery service called 'Just Meat'. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the e...

2020-02-1257 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Sparked OutIts episode thirty one of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own 'Lover of the Bush' Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk 90's fashion, clubbing in The Mall, Ugo Boss Aftershave from Doggy Market, stiltwalkers, and answer questions such as "why is the house phone called the landline?" and "Why did Ted really get kicked out of the Riverside Stadium on Saturday?" Also, 'Ted & Mala Productions' launch their very own self help sleep guide called 'Sparked Out' and Middlesbrough comedy promoter Matty Oxley drops...

2020-02-051h 08

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Teesside EarthquakeIts episode thirty of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own tit tickler - Ted Hanky. This week Ted discusses with Mala the huge news on everyone's lips .... The Teesside Earthquake! That's right, the huge natural disaster that hit our region on Thursday 23rd January at 6am .... rumour has it a feature film is now on the horizon, and Ted has the trailer. Mala also shares his latest money making scheme 'Vegan Pick n Mix', informs us why the pop group Ace of Base wrote the...

2020-01-291h 02

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Catherine YoungIts episode twenty nine of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's majestic arse piece Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to award winning comedian and Teesside lass Catherine Young about her days as a club singer, vegans, growing up near Ayresome Park, and the strip club benefits of her massive bum bum ... plus loads more drivel. Ted also performs his new song 'Wash Your Gooch Gooch Gooch' and counts down the Top 10 list of famous sexy Glamour Nana's. As per usual, the show contains a...

2020-01-2259 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Maltese BrothelsIts episode twenty eight of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside Love Lord Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to International comedian and broadcaster Steve Hili about a number of stupid topics .... taking a dump on a nightclub dancefloor, Maltese Brothels, the benefits of dreadlocks, Tracy the Teesside Flower, and Steve's new comedy show ... amongst many other topics. Ted's Brother in Law Mala also drops in to discuss his brand new money making health scheme. Plus, Ted plays a number of "genuine" business adverts to help support t...

2020-01-151h 08

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - 'The Sat Down Stand Up'Happy New Year ... Its episode twenty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Middlesbrough daft ass Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to the 'Sat Down Stand Up' Jonny Brook about some proper mad stuff .... Katy Perry on Rollercoasters, World War III survival advice, meat theft, disability hacks, and Thundercats Onanism. Ted's Manager, Bobby Delvechio, also calls the show with some news of a big gig. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not f...

2020-01-081h 02

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - XMAS SPECIAL - Lukas KirkbyIts episode twenty six and the last show of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' in 2019 .... so its an XMAS SPECIAL! This week Ted talks to the very lovely Lukas Kirkby about fave Xmas films, panto abuse, dirty Black Lace songs, an energy saving poo idea, and their ideal Christmas dinners. Plus - Ted airs his passionate song about the Boro for the very first time! As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)

2019-12-181h 05

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Santa's Baccy DropTed returns with episode twenty five of his slightly good podcastle - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Brighton Alternative Comedian Bex Turner about Alternative Comedy, Hipster Vegans, Northern Wallpaper, and Jet from Gladiators - plus, Santa Claus pops in to do a baccy drop off and a local Teesside business advertises their services for the first time. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain

2019-12-1146 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mala's Yorkshire RageTed Hanky returns with episode twenty four of his proper bob on podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Big Fat Julies brother Mala about a recent altercation involving some Yorkshire rage, the band The Killers coming to the Riverside Stadium, Christmas decorations, some new merchandise ideas, and the current state of Woodgate's Boro. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Please...

2019-12-0456 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Julian LeeTeesside Sex Machine and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted Hanky - returns with episode twenty three of his half decent podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Newcastle comedian Julian Lee about a number of interesting discussion points such as... joke theft, the name Julian, dad jokes, and the Toon F.C. Ted tries a few new pun jokes himself, announces a new exciting sponsor of the show, and we hear a political campaign from Billy Mac as he plans to bring back 'The Hitman & Her' to Stockton.

2019-11-271h 01

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Edy HurstLegendary Teessider and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted 'The Red' Hanky - returns with episode twenty two of his MINT podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to "Wild Man" of comedy Edy Hurst about musical comedy, loop pedalling, kettle plants, the 'Pastry Heckler', and the state of the Um Bongo facilities in the Congo.... plus other tripe. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) ...

2019-11-2056 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Jack GleadowLegendary Teesside "big dog" and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty one of his proper beauty podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to multi award winning Hull comedian Jack Gleadow about his career so far, his influences, his Edinburgh show .... and then go proper off track as they pitch various inventions and game show ideas between each other - such as Zombie Gloves, Celebrity Skiddies, and a much improved version of hit darts gameshow 'Bullseye'. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount o...

2019-11-131h 09

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Viv Anderson's MoustacheLegendary Teesside swordsman and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty of his "Class in a Glass" podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Mala (Big Fat Julie's Brother in Law) about the Bonfire Plot, Viv Anderson's moustache, Karate Kid Part 15, Jeff Winter working on the doors, and lying tables. As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Please like, s...

2019-11-0655 min

The Ted Hanky Podcast ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Live Stand Up Halloween SpecialTeesside Biffa and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode nineteen of his industry renowned chodcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week is a super special one! Not only does it have a Halloween theme with special guests Christopher Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Teds Manager Bobby Delvechio, it also features live recordings from Ted's sell out headline gig in Middlesbrough a few days ago featuring a whole host of special guests! As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know w...

2019-10-3053 min