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That's Not How I'd Do It79: Elon MuskWhat do you give a man who has it all? Trick question! You don't give him anything. You take it away and make him start over, rebuilt in the #SNOTBOYZ image. Look out Elon, we're going to turn you from Bruce Wayne billionaire playboy into George Clooney wearing a rubber nipple suit Batman!
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A special thanks this week...2018-11-2051 min
That's Not How I'd Do It78: Jigsaw from SawThis episode we tackle John Kramer, AKA the Jigsaw killer. Star of Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Saw 5, Saw 6, and the titular character in Jigsaw. Here are some choice excerpts from his wikipedia entry:
"By Saw III, John is on his death bed and extremely concerned over whether or not Amanda has what it takes to continue his legacy, as the traps she designs are inescapable."
"After explaining that this is Jeff's final test of forgiveness, Jeff slices John's throat with a power saw."
"Saw IV opens with John's autopsy, during which a wax-coated...2018-10-3151 min
That's Not How I'd Do It77: Campfire StoriesGrab yourself some hot chocolate and join us by the fire at the base of K2 for a "typical campfire scenario." The scariest part of this episode is the way James uses a sleeping bag.
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A special thanks this week to all the teenagers who have died to maintain suspense.
2018-10-141h 13
That's Not How I'd Do It76: Witches"Down vith children! Do them in!
Boil their bones and fry their skin!
Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!
Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!"
-Roald Dahl
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A special thanks this week to all the children dressing up as witches for Halloween, please don't turn us into trolls.
2018-10-0337 min
That's Not How I'd Do It74: Boy BandsThe Snot Boyz are back (alright!), and also want you back, as long as you don't go breaking our snotty little hearts by saying bye bye bye. This week we look into what a boy band marketed to 30-somethings would be like. Spoiler: amazing.
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A special thanks this week to original boy band, those boys with the lovable...2018-09-0554 min
That's Not How I'd Do It73: Labor DayToday we celebrate Labor Day by waking up late, dropping our kids off to school, and burning down the Walton family yacht. Happy Labor Day!
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A special thanks this week to all you cute little laborers. Now quit dillydallying and get back to work!
2018-08-2950 min
That's Not How I'd Do It72: Office PoliticsDear Sir or Madam,
Apologies for the delay in getting this podcast to you. For the past month, we've been stuck in a "quick morning meeting." Please see attached for the bullet points.
Sincerely,
THE SNOTBOYZ
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A special thanks this week to the mail room, for handling James's package(s).
2018-08-1246 min
That's Not How I'd Do It71: MatingWelcome to a very sensual and erotic episode of the podcast. The one that puts the "Do It" in "That's Not How I'd Do It." And by "do it" we mean sex. This one really gets the juices flowing guys. Go ahead and draw a bath, light a candle, put your earbuds in, and prepare to listen to the Snotboyz and their guest Leslie Jones talk about the sex lives of seahorses. Boi-oi-oi-oi-ing! Ooh Papi!
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That's Not How I'd Do It70: The World CupNever know how much I love you /
Never know how much I care /
When you put your net around me /
I get a world cup fever that's so hard to bear /
You give me fever /
When you kick me /
Fever when you dribble me tight /
Fever /
In the scoring, a fever all through the IT'S WORLD CUP TIME AND I'VE GOT THE FEVER SWEATS!
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That's Not How I'd Do It69: DadsHappy Father's Day!
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A special thanks this week to our wonderful dads. We promise to take out the trash right after this episode.
We miss you, Mike.
2018-06-2148 min
That's Not How I'd Do It68: Gun ControlSometimes we talk about things that aren't funny.
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A special thanks this week to the gun control activists who are actually fighting for some real change in the world.
2018-05-2552 min
That's Not How I'd Do It67: Religion Part 3Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting. I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It's really not my place to say. Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it'd be a real shame if I didn't make my conversion quota today. I'm not saying it's gonna turn out bad for you...2018-05-1750 min
That's Not How I'd Do It66: Religion Part 2As fortune and misfortune continue their back and forth struggle forever, James decides it's time to set up the Church of Haboo and make a tidy profit, Sam receives an unwanted call, and Jared is...well...Jared.
Step forth into part two of our three part groundbreaking series on religion as we discuss what goes into making a Church for Habooism.
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That's Not How I'd Do It65: Religion Part 1In the beginning Haboo created the Heavens and the Earth and a dope casino. Darkness was over the surface of all that crud, and Haboo was hovering over it thinking, "I need to put a buffet up in this bish."
And Haboo said, “Let it be lit,” and it was super fucking lit. Lil Pump was playing. People were dabbing. Michael B. Jordan had the Killmonger haircut and was making out with everyone. The opioid crisis was over. There was even free IN-N-OUT. Damn.
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That's Not How I'd Do It64: Spirit QuestsI'll be honest with you guys, I just haven't been feeling like my usual podcast-self recently. Same routine week-in, week-out; I don't really like getting beers with the other podcasts after work but I feel obligated to; I might be in a bit of a slump. What's a podcast to do? It's not like I can just pack it all up and discover my true self....or can I?
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That's Not How I'd Do It63: Bachelor PartiesCue incessant car noise! The snotboyz hit the road this week on the way to a bachelor party. Did somebody order flapjacks???
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A special thanks this week to our very special bachelor boy.
2018-03-2837 min
That's Not How I'd Do It62: GymsLET'S GET PUMPED!!!!! This week we hit the weights and program the treadmill to the maximum shame setting. So get off your lazy ass, drink a protein shake, and give a quick spot while we do some serious heavy lifting - of the mind....
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A special thanks this week to the godfather of fitness, Jack LaLanne.
2018-03-1340 min
That's Not How I'd Do It61: Academy AwardsWelcome to the 90th Academy Awards, where we will bore you between nominees, award the wrong films, and allow people you don't really care about a national platform to thank their parents. Just kidding! We've fixed the Oscars, and without spoiling anything lets just say the Filmuminati is ready to blow your collective viewing minds.
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A special thanks...2018-02-2752 min
That's Not How I'd Do It60: Black Mirror Theme SongLook at the world. Look at how we've left it. The planet is on fire. Democratic governments have become the lapdogs of the wealthy. The thirst for entertainment has become our only unifying value. Did you think it would turn out like this? Of course not. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain...2018-02-1524 min
That's Not How I'd Do It59: Social Media InfluencersLook at us! Look at us! Don't we look totally #blessed meditating on top of this volcano? Don't you wish your life was like our life? You should like us and like our other accounts too. Seriously, please like us. Like us! Thank you for liking us. Now go out and buy yourself the same shoes we're wearing so your friends will like you too. Could there be anything more important in life? Could there be anything else at all?
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You...2018-02-0648 min
That's Not How I'd Do It58: Outer SpaceWe put our clones back in the closet so we can take a hard look at the great beyond, and try to figure out what nothingness really is. Space, is it the final frontier, or perhaps a really great place to hold a music festival? Fyre Festival organizers take note.
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A special thanks this week to Carl Sagan!
2018-01-3152 min
That's Not How I'd Do It57: ClonesUh, so, I was pretty hung over and wasn't feeling up to recording this week, then Sam wanted to get work done, and Jared wanted to get some rest. Long story short, we had our clones do this episode. To be totally honest, I haven't listened to it and have no idea what's on it. Apologies in advance. I dunno. Maybe we just call this one a mulligan. Anyway, we'll be back with the good shit next week.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also...2018-01-2453 min
That's Not How I'd Do It56: Personal FinanceWho wants to be a millionaire? Listen to this episode and learn the secret! (hint: it helps if you're already super rich). This week we fix our personal finances, which might include everything from creating a universal basic income to restructuring higher education. Also, learn how to never pay billz again. This is probably the most useful show we've ever done, so if you want to get the most bang for your buck, you should listen to the very end to maximize the return on your investment. Or don't. Our show is free!
If you have any...2018-01-1759 min
That's Not How I'd Do It55: Our New Year's ResolutionsNew year, new us. The #SNOTBOYZ challenge each other to stick to their resolutions--for the most part. Jared might discourage Sam. Find out who commits to eating moldy steak if they don't follow one of their resolutions.
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A special thanks this week to Jared's future doctor for dealing with some icky things.
2018-01-0959 min
That's Not How I'd Do It54: SantaHo ho ho, it's time to talk Santa.
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A special thanks this week to the elves.
2017-12-2348 min
That's Not How I'd Do It53: Nuclear ApocalypseThe End Is Nigh! This week we find out what happens when we press the big red reset button and start from scratch. So tune in for some handy tips on surviving doomsday and thriving and in the post-apocalypse. Here's a hint: Do NOT invest in a house boat. Duck and cover friends - it's going to be a blast.
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A special thanks this week to R.E...2017-12-1555 min
That's Not How I'd Do It52: AppleDid the launch of Apple's iPhone X disappoint you? Do you long for the days of bold thinking and incredible technological feats of engineering that used to define Steve Jobs' love child of a company? Have no fear: Apple has brought on the #SNOTBOYZ to infuse their special sauce into the next wave of product launches!
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A special thanks this week to Steve Jobs' sartorial choices.
2017-12-0642 min
That's Not How I'd Do It51: Advertising with Margie ChidleyTake your finger off of that YouTube "Skip Ad" button and unblock your adblockers, because this week Margie Chidley joins us to fix advertising. You know, that stuff that you probably do everything in your power not to see every single day of the year that isn't Superbowl Sunday.
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A special thanks this week to the bots. You may have ruined facebook, but you sure know how to...2017-11-3053 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: TurkeysGobble gobble! This week we gobble the gobble out of the gobbling gobblers and then gobble all over the place and fall asleep. We're talking turkeys people! Wait, turkey-people? Maybe one day.
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A special thanks this week to our listeners for listening, the turkeys who sacrificed their lives for our dinner, and Tom Cruise, because, well, it wouldn't be right to name just one reason.
2017-11-2118 min
That's Not How I'd Do It50: Drinking GamesAs everyone knows, the best way to hang out with people who aren't really your friends is to play a drinking game or two so you don't have to talk to them. The #SNOTBOYZ decide to make Sam more fun by coming up with a new drinking game that will make him more pleasant to be around.
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A special thanks this week to Edward FortyHands, for making us...2017-11-1444 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: Bonsai TreesB-B-B-Bonsai! B-B-B-Bonus!
Here's a parody of the song "All The Small Things" that I just wrote:
All the small trees / True care truth brings / I'll take one lift / Your ride best trip / Always I know / You'll be at my show / Watching / waiting / commiserating / Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / carry me home / Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na / Late night / come home / Work sucks / I know / She left me a bonsai tree by the stairs / Surprises let me know she...2017-11-0709 min
That's Not How I'd Do It49: CandyLast night we went trick-or-treating. Today our hands are shaking, our stomaches are in knots, and our teeth are falling out. Time to make some changes.
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A special thanks this week to Andes Mints, for being the one good memory from our trip to the Olive Garden Resort.
2017-11-0148 min
That's Not How I'd Do It48: Our Fears (Anniversary Episode)To celebrate one year of That's Not How I'd Do It the #SNOTBOYZ decide to face their greatest fears! We turn ourselves into therapists to help each other overcome crippling terror. Episode four of our Halloween Spooktacular series.
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A special thanks this week to all our listeners, thanks for sticking with us, and we look forward to another year of improvements!
2017-10-2452 min
That's Not How I'd Do It47: CreepypastaThe Snotboy stared at me, a menacing grin on his face. He turned his head left, then right, then left again. He began to laugh. It was the laugh of someone who'd come complete unhinged. He held a bluetooth speaker in his gnarled hands. He pressed the play button and began to laugh. The theme song began to play. It was maddening. I felt so helpless. There was nothing I could do but look at my paws.
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That's Not How I'd Do It46: CemeteriesDead. Sexy.
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A special thanks this week to Tupac, for paving the way for Holo-James.
2017-10-1143 min
That's Not How I'd Do It45: VampiresI scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting our blood sucked by an immortal being that has no regard for human rights. For the month of October the #SNOTBOYZ are ignoring their fears and talking about the spookiest and most haunted topics that need improvement. First up: Vampires.
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A special thanks this week to all of our victims. Your blood keeps us alive.
2017-10-0353 min
That's Not How I'd Do It44: SpasNamaste.
You look stressed. Go ahead and pop your earbuds in and let the dulcet tones of our voices massage your inner ear. Why? Because you deserve it. Go ahead and treat yourself to a nice long bath in our podcast. Let Sam's laughter rejuvenate you. And if you find yourself covered in spiders, don't panic. It's supposed to happen!
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A special thanks this week to...2017-09-2649 min
That's Not How I'd Do It43: Barnes and NobleExcuse me listener, if I gave you 20 dollars could you buy me the new J.K. Rowling book? I'm not allowed in the young adult section anymore. Oh and I'd also like an artisan cocktail and an autographed selfie with Jack Kerouac. I love Barnes and Noble, but after browsing some of these innovations, I was all like, Amazon who? Shelve this episode under self-help.
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A special thanks...2017-09-1944 min
That's Not How I'd Do It42: ClownsLadies and gentlemen! Step right up, don't be shy, there's nothing to be scared of here, nothing at all, we're just a bunch of really friendly, charming, hilarious, and definitely not at all creepy, CLOWNS!
Wait, where are you going? Why is everyone running for the hills? Turn 'round, head on back! We seriously put a lot of work into this show for you. Why don't you respect our profession? We are dedicated artists whose purpose is to please!
Well fellas, looks like another night with no audience. Want to go down to Main St...2017-09-1255 min
That's Not How I'd Do It41: Citizen Kane"Rosebud..."
Those were the last words on Charles Foster Kane's lips as the snowglobe dropped to the floor, shattering. A tear rolled down his face as he looked upon the crumpled diaper on the fireplace mantle. He let out his last breath. Alone amongst his sculptures in Xanadu...
What did that last word mean? Find out on this week's episode, where we reboot Orson Welles' 1941 classic film as NETIZEN KANE 2.0!
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That's Not How I'd Do It40: Jared's BirthdayHappy Birthday! Congratulations listener, It's that time of year again. The time of year when we plan out Jared's Birthday several months in advance. This year he's turning 31 so we want it to be extra special. Because you only turn 31 once. After this episode I think we will all agree that is a very good thing. TBH I only came for the strippers.
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A special thanks this week...2017-08-2941 min
That's Not How I'd Do It39: Climate ChangeInconvenient truth? More like a golden opportunity for balloon manufacturers and SpaceX. How are those two things related, and what do they have to do with climate change? Everything, my child. Everything. There are more solutions for the worsening climate than watching Al Gore give powerpoint presentations, and we make some headway on a better way forward. We also invent the future of the economy. All in a day's work.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.2017-08-221h 01
That's Not How I'd Do It38: Killing HitlerDo you have a thirst for blood? Do you want to see the life go out of a man's eyes? Are you seeking vengeance? If so, hop in our time machine and give us a hand killing Adolf Hitler. It's going to be fun, exciting, and might even be a little dangerous.
The best part about it: no moral repercussions whatsoever!
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A special thanks this week...2017-08-1649 min
That's Not How I'd Do It37: Fantasy Football with David CroomHold on to your funyuns, it's that time of year sports fans! This week we take a break from fantasizing about genetic engineering to fantasize about football. Well, clone football mostly. Hope you wore your helmet because some of these ideas are really, really bad.
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A special thanks this week to Will Smith for discovering concussions or something (oh and also to David Croom for stopping in as...2017-08-1046 min
That's Not How I'd Do It36: NASCARWhat is a Daytona 500 and why can you only turn left on it? Is there a better way to celebrate victory than drinking milk? (Spoiler: don't drink spoiled milk). Join us on this journey through hard left turns, near crashes, actual crashes, turtles with fishing poles, a modernization of NASCAR and a new way to save the world from global warming!
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A special thanks this week to UberFast...2017-07-2556 min
That's Not How I'd Do It35: ShoesFlu Game Jordans. Triple Black NMDs with the Japanese lettering. Red Octobers. All crap.
If you're tired of taking L after L trying to cop the latest Yeezys because you're not a robot, and feeling bad about being a consumerist shill for Big Sneaker, this is the podcast for you. Unless you're a robot. Robots go home. You aren't welcome here. Unless you happen to be BB-8. Everyone loves BB-8.
Anyway. Shoes. When it comes right down to it, we're all just podcast listeners waiting for the other shoe to drop.
If you...2017-07-2039 min
That's Not How I'd Do It34: The AfterlifeWhat happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Is there a hell? You're favorite N64 multiplayer games? An infinite orgasm? Every everlasting soul screaming out for it to end? The answer may surprise you. (Yes).
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A special thanks this week to THE BIG GUY, whoever that is...
2017-07-1345 min
That's Not How I'd Do It33: PokemonI want to be the best there ever was!
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!
Shamare! Buzzcat! Bing Bong!
Shadonk! Buzzroar! Drim Drum!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
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A special thanks this week to Satoshi Tajiri, for being really into bug fighting!
2017-07-0639 min
That's Not How I'd Do It32: The 4th of JulyI pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the anarchy from which it came, one nation, under no rule of law, with bluetooth firework speakers for all!
This week we lift up the hood on the 4th of July and realize it needs some tinkering. Why do fireworks have to sound like explosions? Why isn't Glengarry Glen Ross considered a quintessential 4th of July film? This week's episode is not for the faint of heart: you're going to be getting a big dollop of reality slopped on top of your back...2017-06-2844 min
That's Not How I'd Do It31: WallsAs always, we're tearing down old boundaries. This week we're tearing down actual boundaries. Talking about walls here people! What are they made of? How big should they be? Is Walmart a wall? What about Christoph Waltz? What is a wall anyway? And what's on the other side? (Spoiler: it's more walls).
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A special thanks this week to Mikhail Gorbachev, for tearing down that one wall.
2017-06-2132 min
That's Not How I'd Do It30: The BeachAh, summer. School's out, the sun is shining, the surf is good, and...hey! There's sand in my shoes! Will someone please smear some sunscreen down my hairy back? No? Ok, I hope I don't miss any spots. Anyway I'll just lay down and relax, this looks like a perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute. Oh my. I just set my towel down on what looks like a jellyfish wrapped in a used condom. You know what, I'll just head home and do something else with my day....like sit in beach traffic. Ugh. I HATE THE BEACH!
2017-06-1344 min
That's Not How I'd Do It29: TSAKick off your shoes, take off those belts, and put your laptops in the provided bins, and get your sexy self ready to be scanned, TSA style! What does TSA stand for anyway? Here's a list of possibilities.
Toothpaste Searchers Anonymous
Toronto Sports Arena
Tacos, Samosas, Arepas
Terrorist Stoppers Association
Too Sexy Authority
The Sloppy Asses
Taylor Swift Appreciators
"Tubular!" said Albert
Tuna, Sardines, Anchovies
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A special thanks...2017-06-0645 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: BodybuildingLET'S GET RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED!
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A special thanks this week to our pecs!
2017-05-3009 min
That's Not How I'd Do It28: WatergateIt's not the crime, it's the cover up. This week we shine a light on the true story behind the Watergate scandal. Or you know, what the story would be like if it were up to us. Here's a hint: Nixon is a giant cockroach who is also made of cockroaches and has sex with cockroaches. There's also plenty of celebrity teen assassins and references to controversial pornography. If you're going to challenge the official story, be sure to corroborate your sources. We have three.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet...2017-05-2443 min
That's Not How I'd Do It27: BracesTravel back to a time when you were popping pimples, your voice was cracking, you started looking at your opposite gendered classmates differently, and some orthodontist shoved your mouth full of metal. We can't tackle all of puberty, but we can take a look at braces and see if there's not an adjustment or two that we can make.
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A special thanks this week to Jared's oral surgeon...2017-05-1729 min
That's Not How I'd Do It26: BigfootJoin our expedition into the Pacific Northwest where we finally track down the allusive Bigfeet, keeper of age old wisdom and mysteries. Mostly we just ask him about sex stuff.
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A special thanks this week to...well, Bigfoot.
2017-05-0932 min
That's Not How I'd Do It25: Hangovers with Ian RyenI'd write some show notes here if I weren't so goddamned hungover.
Suggestions blah blah blah tweet @thatsnotpod blah blah blah thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to the Los Angeles culinary institution Cinco De Mayo.
2017-05-0242 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: Finding Things In Old DrawersHmmm...I wonder if I left anything in here?
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to old drawers for being so good at holding forgotten secrets!
2017-04-2810 min
That's Not How I'd Do It24: Metal with Greg AcamporaHeavy. Black. Death. Doom. Funeral. No, this week's episode isn't about America's future, it's about metal! We are joined this week by Greg Acampora, drummer for the instrumental doom stoner metal band Clouds Taste Satanic, and debate whether or not Celine Dion would be a good metal singer, what other sub-genres of metal could exist, and come up with the best metal band name of all time.
Listen to the lead song Enthroned off the album Dawn of The Satanic Age, by Clouds Taste Satanic, on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/cvltnation/clouds-taste-satanic-enthroned
If you...2017-04-2545 min
That's Not How I'd Do It23: Job HuntingThanks for having me over! I love your office. I'd just like to say right off the bat that the work you guys do is just so powerful. So great. Oh my god. Is that a Keurig machine? I love coffee. What's my biggest weakness? Well, if I'm being totally honest, I'd say it's that I just work too hard and sometimes just get too dedicated to my job. Who needs work-life balance, right??? Haha. Alright, thanks for the meeting. Ciao!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod...2017-04-1857 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: The SunThe sun: can't live with it, can't live without it, amirite? So how do we make peace with the great fire in the sky? Maybe all it will take is some '90s music and Edward James Olmos.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
2017-04-1411 min
That's Not How I'd Do It22: CatsIs it possible to make cats useful? Should they be weaponized? Should we give them government jobs? And how do we get that YouTube money? Tune in this week as we do battle with mankind's greatest enemy. Don't forget to pack some catnip, and maybe a piece of string.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Also, here's a very funny cat video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0
2017-04-1140 min
That's Not How I'd Do It21: IKEAThe SNOTBOYZ go furniture shopping at IKEA, and realize the Swedish company could learn a thing or two from them. Come for the live theater, stay for the 3D printing, and leave when you hear Jared talk about secret beds.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to the crack team of Swedish ladies naming all our favorite furniture.
2017-04-0437 min
That's Not How I'd Do It20: Hotel CaliforniaThe SNOTBOYZ re-record their own version of the Eagles' seminal 1977 hit "Hotel California."
If you'd like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to the Eagles.
2017-03-2339 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMICROSODE: Sam's MouthOur first microsode! On the eve of Episode 20, the #SNOTBOYZ try to figure out what's going on with Sam's mouth.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to Sam.
2017-03-2106 min
That's Not How I'd Do It19: Fast FoodWould you like fries with that? This week we're laying the special sauce on pretty thick as we make fast food even faster, more expensive, and arguably more dangerous. Come for the ethical treatment of low wage workers, stay for the predigested salami burrito. This episode is neither a sexual euphemism or a recipient of corporate sponsorship. So take that In and Out!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to...2017-03-1447 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: MotelsIn this minisode, we stop for the night at a motel. But will they ever let us out? Is it some kind of Satanic cult? Or do they just want to watch us bone? Take a load off listener, check out isn't till 11.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy.
2017-03-0707 min
That's Not How I'd Do It18: Secret SocietiesJoin us as we pull back the curtain on what makes a truly great secret society. Is it the caliber of the members? The mission statement? The sex rituals? The #SNOTBOYS battle it out to see who can stake claim to the greatest secret society of them all. The answer may surprise you!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A special thanks this week to the great unveiler, Dan Brown.
2017-02-2859 min
That's Not How I'd Do It17: Crime TVOpen on Detectives George Radcliffe and Linda Hand at a crime scene.
RADCLIFFE: What do we have here?
OFFICER: Looks like an episode on Crime TV. And a quadruple decapitation.
He looks at the bodies. All of their heads are missing.
HAND: Looks like these jokers really lost their heads, didn't they?
Radcliffe uses a pair of tongs to extract a phone from one of the victims pockets. He unlocks it and goes to their podcasts app.
RADCLIFFE: And it looks like their podcasts too.
...2017-02-2159 min
That's Not How I'd Do It16: Greeting CardsWell, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This week we rewrite the greeting card industry to shake up office protocol, tell the world the way we really feel, and somehow also demonstrate a whopping ignorance of basic economic principles.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
A...2017-02-1440 min
That's Not How I'd Do It15: The Moon LandingWe all know the moon landing was real. It happened. End of discussion. The real question is: what could the great U S of A have done differently? Should we have really sent Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins to the moon? What if the moon lander was actually a pickup truck? We team up with N'Sync to make some adjustments to the moon landing in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.2017-02-0738 min
That's Not How I'd Do It14: ApartmentsStudios... One-bedrooms... Two-bedrooms... Half-baths... Quarter-baths... ENSUITE KITCHENETTES!
No floor-plan or layout is safe as the #SNOTBOYS tackle Apartments in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where they take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.
What rooming situations will they tolerate? Which one of them lives in a garage? Will those dishes do themselves?! All will be revealed!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also...2017-02-0155 min
That's Not How I'd Do It13: ChimpanzeesWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
This week we all go apesh*t in Ape Town preparing for the ape-rising. There's also some weird inter-species stuff happening, so yeah, if you can't explain it to yourself, you probably don't want to explain it to your four year old.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a...2017-01-2742 min
That's Not How I'd Do It12: Elevators with David CroomWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 12, we have our first guest on the show, and go back and forth on elevators!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to Otis Redding!
2017-01-1928 min
That's Not How I'd Do It11: SleepWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 11, we're hitting the snooze button on life and bringing you an episode all about sleep.
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to to David Carradine!
2017-01-1137 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: Sniper Attack!Happy New Year! I hope you didn't get in too much trouble over the holidays. ;)
We're back with a minisode tackling the do's and don'ts of being attacked by a sniper. Barring some kind of catastrophic/mildly uncomfortable event, regular-sized episodes resume next week! 2017-01-0308 min
That's Not How I'd Do It10: Road TripsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
Grab some beef jerky and buckle up! This week we hit the road in search of the real America. You know - state mandated cultural exchange programs, sex bots, and large swaths of uncharted territories. If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks...2016-12-2048 min
That's Not How I'd Do It09: Star WarsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 9 we tread all over the hallowed ground that is Star Wars! Why is planetary genocide taken so lightly? What exactly did Luke and Leia do when the lights turned out? Should Woody Allen direct a Star Wars film? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail...2016-12-1329 min
That's Not How I'd Do It08: The NewsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 8, we take on the LAMESTREAM MEDIA! Should the news be biased? Should it be set to stoner doom metal? Should it be fake??? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to Wolf Blitzer's dumb old beard!
2016-12-0751 min
That's Not How I'd Do It07: Eating OutWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we treat ourselves to dinner. Tune in to find out how we choose a restaurant, how table manners should be reinvented, and who among us is the worst tipper. For desert you should check out our twitter feed at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Bon appetit!
Special thanks this week to Lazy Susan.
2016-11-2945 min
That's Not How I'd Do It06: BarsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
Episode 06 focuses on bars, and how we think happy hours need to have more nacho troughs, bartenders should be licensed therapists, and patrons should be fed drinks like hamsters. If you have any suggestions or critiques, go ahead and tweet to us @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com
Special thanks this week to Prince!
2016-11-2247 min
That's Not How I'd Do It05: Serial KillingWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 05, we try to hit all the serial killing trademarks without resorting to the usual clichés like bible-influenced murder-tableaus or making pantsuits out of human skin!
If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to Ted Bundy, J...2016-11-1558 min
That's Not How I'd Do It04: The Presidential ElectionWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. This week we take on the Presidential Election. Listen in to find out how we heal the nation. Pollute our twitter feed with your political ideology at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com. Don't forget to vote tomorrow! Special thanks this week to Tom Cruise.
2016-11-0746 min
That's Not How I'd Do ItMINISODE: Trump ImpressionsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
Ahead of Monday's Election episode, we're doing a minisode on Trump Impressions. Huge! If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to Dolly!
2016-11-0306 min
That's Not How I'd Do It03: HalloweenTrick or Treat! Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 3, we talk creepy costumes and haunted houses. If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to the one and only Ray Parker Jr.!
2016-10-3138 min
That's Not How I'd Do It02: ClothesWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.
In Episode 2, we talk about clothes and discover that none of us actually really, truly like scarves. If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
2016-10-2459 min
That's Not How I'd Do It01: FuneralsWelcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it. For our inaugural episode, we're tackling funerals. Listen in to hear our last wishes and let us know yours by tweeting to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at thatsnotpod@gmail.com.
Special thanks this week to Adele.
2016-10-2043 min