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Tom Kelly Show447: Twirled OutAfter his interview of Long Island's Twirly Guy / Mr. Twirling Hands goes Viral Tom Kelly talks about whether or not he is equipped to be an "investigative reporter" when it comes to Long Island or any stories. Plus, Tom has hit 52,000 followers on TikTok . . . that gives him more followers than any News 12 Anchor. Is Tom ready for a local late night TV show on News 12? Also: If a friend asks you for viagra . . . are you obliged to give it to him?
2025-08-2517 min
Million Dollar NonprofitEpisode 146: From First Click to Lifelong Donor: Building Your Automated Donor JourneyEver feel like your donor communications are just chaos? Someone gives, you send a receipt (maybe), and then… crickets. You’re left wondering who to follow up with, what to send, and how to keep people engaged—without writing dozens of new emails from scratch.In this episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, Tom Kelly shows you how to map out your entire donor journey—from the very first interaction to lifelong loyalty—using just one AI prompt. No more guesswork. No more accidental donor drop-off. You’ll get a complete roadmap with timing, messaging, e...
2025-08-1404 minTom Kelly Show444: Grill Hampton Long Island by Dan's Taste Long IslandTom Kelly is a "celebrity judge" at Grill Hampton for Dan's Taste Long Island by Dan's Papers in East Hampton, Long Island New York. While complaining about not having a hotel room, Tom runs into Food Network star celebrity chef Michael Symon, Long Island foodies, BBQ champions, and a DJ Chef a DJ who brings the beats and eats. Expect awkward encounters, hilarious food judging, and a Chris Pine lookalike. 🍦 @get.swizzled – Liquor-infused ice cream & sorbet 👨🍳 @ChefSymon – Food Network icon & cookbook author 🍖 Marabel Ochoa – 3-time BBQ Champion, Green Hill Restaurant 🎧 @DJChef – The only chef who DJs and has backup dancers 🍷 @ridg...
2025-08-0523 min
Tom Kelly Show442: Fix Your Flags Long Island, Blown Off Plans and Limerence2Feeling stuck between heartbreak, taxes, and Fourth of July fireworks? You're not alone. In this brutally honest, hilariously ranty "manifesto edition" of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom vents from the car—unfiltered, raw, and maybe a little unhinged (but in a charming way). From missed connections to canceled gigs, parking tickets, and patriotism gone sideways, Tom opens up about what's really been eating at him. 🔥 If you've ever had a plan fall apart, a date ghost you, or questioned why you still live in NYC...this one's for you.
2025-07-2119 minTom Kelly Show441: Tom's Creepy DMs, Cancelled Celebs, Long Island RealnessTom Kelly is joined by his high school friend Daniela Anastasio for a hilarious and deeply relatable conversation that covers everything from waxed wooden floors and awkward Instagram attention to childhood memories, cancel culture, and the glamorous but weird truth about life on Long Island. The duo dives into hot takes on the Hamptons, explores the Merman Era of Tom's life, and discusses how confidence (even in your weirdest body parts) might be the ultimate turn-on. It's honest, nostalgic, a little tipsy, and full of those "did-they-just-say-that?" moments that make this podcast feel like you're hanging out with your...
2025-07-1431 min
Tom Kelly Show439: OZEMPIC RUMSPRINGA - LONG ISLAND HOT TAKESWelcome to The Tom Kelly Show — where midlife reinvention meets Long Island sarcasm. Tom is joined by his hilarious high school friend from Long Island Lutheran High School, fashion executive Daniela Anastasio, and things get real (and ridiculous) fast. They're talking: 👉 Ozempic: Is it making people hot, boring... or unfaithful? 👉 Long Island hot takes: North Shore vs. South Shore girls 👉 And yes... Tom might be afraid of South Shore women
2025-06-3030 min
Million Dollar NonprofitEpisode 99: How to Turn Almost Donors” Into Loyal Supporters with Smart RetargetingNot every potential donor bounces because they don’t care—sometimes life just gets in the way. In today’s episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, host Tom Kelly dives into the art (and science) of turning “almost” donors—the people who clicked, scrolled, hovered over the donate button, and then disappeared—into loyal supporters. These looky-loos are actually some of your warmest leads, and with the right retargeting automation, you can bring them back without lifting a finger.You’ll learn how to track key behaviors using tools like Meta Pixel, Google Analytics, and Hotjar, buil...
2025-06-2006 min
Million Dollar NonprofitEpisode 96: From Chaos to Clarity: Smart Donor SegmentsStill blasting the same email to your entire list?If your donor list feels more like a disorganized mess than a powerful fundraising tool, you’re not alone. But there’s a better way—and no, it’s not just for big nonprofits with massive budgets and tech teams. It’s called smart segmentation, and in this episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, Tom Kelly shows you exactly how to use it to raise more, get fewer unsubscribes, and finally start sending the right messages to the right donors.You’ll lea...
2025-06-1707 min
Tom Kelly Show436: Roosevelt Field, Unsold Teslas and Feuding With Verizon on Long IslandVerizon's customer service is so bad, Tom Kelly suspects it's secretly run by Mint Mobile. Joined by the brilliantly dry Steve Burger at Roosevelt Field — the last thriving mall on Long Island — Tom unloads about tech drama, AI sabotage, exploding boba, and content creation chaos. Yes, we talk Teslas. Yes, Tom has GPS trust issues. Yes, we buy mangoes in traffic.
2025-06-0924 min
Tom Kelly Show435: Winter Brook - Psychic Medium From Long IslandTom Kelly has been a man in professional and mid life crisis since the pandemic hit five years ago—and he's been trying to make sense of the world ever since. In this heartfelt and funny episode, Tom shares a personal story about why he trusts psychic medium Winter Brook Ryan. Based in Northport, Long Island, Winter Brook explains what it really means to be a psychic medium and why she left behind a career as a lawyer to pursue her calling. Tom asks some personal questions about where to take his life in the next year and gets a...
2025-06-0254 min
Million Dollar NonprofitAutomate Your Board Updates with AILet’s be honest—your board wants more updates, but you’re already drowning in them. You’re juggling donor reports, grant deadlines, team check-ins… and now they want metrics, wins, and a roadmap too? The good news: you don’t need more meetings—you need a smarter system.In this episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, host Tom Kelly introduces a powerful, time-saving solution: the AI-powered board briefing. You’ll learn how to use ChatGPT to automatically generate monthly board updates in your own voice—updates that are clear, concise, and actually get read. Then, he wal...
2025-05-2806 min
Tom Kelly ShowEdibles, Exes, and the Friend Zone – Olga NamerComedian Olga Namer joins Tom Kelly for a wildly funny and disarmingly honest episode of The Tom Kelly Show. They dive into Long Island nightlife, Jewish family expectations, dating disasters, TikTok comedians, and the shame of wearing a Breathe Right strip in bed. The edibles are in full effect, but so is the heart. Comedy, chaos, and a crash course in boiling the perfect egg—this one has it all.
2025-05-2735 min
Million Dollar NonprofitHost a Virtual Gala Without the HeadachesIn this episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, Tom Kelly breaks down how to host a virtual gala without the tech headaches or Zoom fatigue that often derail online events. If you’ve ever hosted a virtual event that felt awkward or dragged on too long, this episode is for you. Tom walks you through a step-by-step system to create a No-Stress Virtual Gala that’s high-energy, smooth, and fun for both you and your guests.You’ll learn how to design a 45-minute event that keeps people engaged, including a welcome energy boost, an emo...
2025-05-1505 min
Million Dollar NonprofitWhy Most Auction Descriptions Suck—And How AI Fixes Them InstantlyLet’s be real: most auction items don’t get ignored because they’re boring. They get ignored because the descriptions suck. You can have courtside tickets, a luxury villa in Maui, or a once-in-a-lifetime experience—and still get crickets if your copy reads like a Craigslist listing.In this episode, Tom Kelly breaks down exactly why your auction descriptions are falling flat—and how AI can help you write emotional, exciting, and high-converting listings in minutes. This is not about adding fluff. It’s about tapping into The Experience, The Emotion, and The Urgency behi...
2025-05-0705 min
Tom Kelly Show431: Will Trump Save The Massapequa Chief?A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. Tom promised to deliver 100 All American Hamburgers if President Trump saved the Massapequa Chief. Now reality is mimicking comedy . . . This week, President Trump is in the White House with Fox News's Brian Kilmeade making it happen. President Donald Trump has asked Secretary of Education Linda McMahon to save Massapequa mascot . . . the Massapequa Chief. The U.S. Department of Education announced Friday...
2025-05-0525 min
Million Dollar NonprofitThe AI Auction Blueprint: How to Maximize Bids Without Losing Your MindEver feel like your nonprofit auction turns into a full-blown circus act? One minute you're fielding bidder questions, the next you're rebooting someone's laptop, all while juggling spreadsheets and trying not to sweat through your branded polo. Sound familiar?What if it didn’t have to be that way?In this episode of The Million Dollar Nonprofit, host Tom Kelly unveils the AI Auction Blueprint—a simple, step-by-step system to help you run smoother, more profitable charity auctions without burning out. Whether you’ve hosted dozens of events or are pr...
2025-05-0305 minTom Kelly Show429: Comedian Fat Jay: Presented By Auto Spa of Williston Park🎙️ Sponsored by Auto Spa, Williston Park 🚘 Fast oil changes. Faster laughs. Comedian Tom Kelly hosts The Tom Kelly Show live from Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island, with guest Fat Jay, the ultimate Long Island comic. In this hilarious episode, they attempt to record an entire podcast during an oil change—with jokes, stories, and massages all packed into one chaotic, fast-paced, real-time comedy moment. Fat Jay on Instagram: @FatJaysWorld Autospa of Williston Park:
2025-04-2120 minTom Kelly ShowChat GPT Therapy - What's Wrong With Tom KellyIs Chat GPT a replacement or supplement for therapy? Is it a replacement or supplement for friendship? Long Island based comedian Tom Kelly has been experimenting with using Chat GPT as both. Tom has been writing deeply personal daily "Morning Pages" journals every day as a part of Julia Cameron's Artist's Way. - Based on these intimate handwritten notes, Tom asked Chat GPT "What's wrong with Tom Kelly? Please be brutal with your advice." - Tom asked real world friend and mentor Janette Barber of Sirius XM, the Rosie O'Donnell Show, The View, to analyze what Chat GPT thinks...
2025-03-231h 06Tom Kelly ShowSNL 50, JK Simmons, Who Are These Podcasts?Tom Appears on Christian Bladt's Bladtcast. The two discuss. California Wildfires: Christian shares his experience with wildfires in Southern California, emphasizing the importance of emergency preparedness. Tom Kelly's Visit to LA: Tom spent 16 days in Los Angeles, adapting to the culture and traffic differences compared to New York. He humorously compares driving behaviors in both states. Celebrity Encounters: Tom and Christian recall their breakfast outing where they spotted actor J.K. Simmons. Christian discouraged Tom from approaching him, which led to jokes about Hollywood etiquette. Comedy and Podcasting: Tom shares insights about his career, reflecting on the challenges o...
2025-02-191h 19
Million Dollar NonprofitHow Nonprofits Can Boost Fundraising & Retain Donors EffectivelyIn this episode, Tom Kelly and Haley Cooper explore the keys to effective fundraising and donor retention. They discuss why many nonprofits rush fundraising efforts without a strategy, how follow-up communication is often overlooked, and why shifting from event-based fundraising to relationship-building is crucial for long-term success.Key Takeaways:✔ Donor retention is essential for sustainability.✔ Major gifts require intentionality and relationship-building.✔ Transparency and communication improve donor stewardship.✔ Social media strategies should be tailored to your audience.✔ Emerging nonprofits should focus on depth over breadth in donor r...
2025-02-1833 minTom Kelly Show421: California Fundraising And Theme SongsNeighborhood Survants is a 501c that has partnered with multiple community organizations to support families affected by the Eaton Fire through their Dena Relief Donation Hub. Tom Kelly and the team from the $100,000 Pyramid volunteered for a day to help out. Plus our friend Franklin sends us two songs by Jerry Fontanez of Jay Givianson Music. Could these end up being new Tom Kelly Show theme songs? Plus more! Neighborhood Survants Tom Kelly Theme Song Information
2025-02-1723 minTom Kelly Show416: Christmas On Long Island🎄 It's Christmas 2024, and the Tom Kelly Show has all the festive chaos you need! Join Tom as he dives into: 🚚 The wild story of a FedEx truck stolen in Massapequa, Long Island 🛍️ The ultimate guide to the best mall for last-minute shopping on Long Island 🎤 Exclusive behind-the-scenes moments from The Stand NYC Comedy Club's holiday party 🖨️ A rant on why HP printers are the absolute worst 🚽 The saga of Tom's broken toilet seat 🍽️ The heartwarming and hilarious "Christmas Plate" story
2024-12-2327 min
Tom Kelly Show415: Drone Hunting On Long IslandDrone and UFO sightings have been the rage on Long Island, New York, Rockland County, New York, New Jersey and other suburban areas along the East Coast. Most disturbing seems to be a versatile single passenger aircraft the size of a small car. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go out to Bay Park in East Rockaway, Long Island New York near John F Kennedy airport to see if they can spot any drones. The two discuss "drone hysteria". Are these aircraft military, civilian or alien? Is this all hysteria? Are drone hunters increasing the amount of false drone sightings...
2024-12-1618 min
Tom Kelly Show413: Ilona Maher The Next Bachelorette?Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC's next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona's affections? - Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long Islanders Pay Attention! Ilona Maher's Instagram: Ilona Maher's TikTok:
2024-12-0221 minTom Kelly ShowNews 12 Commercial: Autospa Williston Park Commercial Behind The ScenesIt's a 23 minute behind the scenes video blog on the making of a 30 second commercial. Tom Kelly filming a commercial for Autospa of Williston Park that will air on News 12 on Long Island. It's the culmination of a year of being a "local influencer" on Long Island. Like a typical Tom Kelly video blog, Tom meets some characters including the team from Wigand Brothers Funeral Home and an AutoSpa employee encouraging Tom to take a chance on love. Book Tom for your Long Island commercial: Mike Azoulay of Spectrum Michael.Azoulay@optimum.media
2024-11-1422 minTom Kelly ShowQuinnipiac Homecoming 2024NON POLITICAL SHOW: Tom Kelly goes to Quinnipiac's 2024 Homecoming with his friend Jack. Jack finds a Penny that he left in the ceiling of his freshman year dorm. Jack reminds Tom of the time he competed in the Mr. Quinnipiac beauty contest. Did Tom almost get into a fight with a bunch of Delta Sigma Phi frat guys? Plus: Is it weird to go to a reunion!
2024-11-1120 min
Tom Kelly Show405: Dating App Four Play Social Plus Warning Sign Kamala Will LoseTom Kelly sees a silly warning sign that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election. Tom saw the same warning sign when Hillary Clinton lost in 2018. - Tom's failed attempt to meet Busy Philipps and Caissie St. Onge from Busy Philipps is trying her best! - Danielle Dietzek Cofounder of Fourplay Social. Fourplay Social is an app that focuses on… double dating, allowing users to team up with a friend to meet and match with other pairs. The idea is to make dating more fun and less awkward by eliminating the pressures of a one...
2024-10-2119 min
Tom Kelly Show401: West Virginia University Trip Part 1: The Dumb Ass AttackComedian Tom Kelly is at West Virginia University on the eve of attending his first college football game. Tom delivers drugs! Tom learns a shocking personal detail about an Uber Driver! The Uber Driver shares her revelation about West Virginia Students.
2024-09-2413 min
Tom Kelly Show394: Carrie Underwood and Dating OlympiansTom Kelly wraps up a great concert with Carrie Underwood at Good Morning America PLUS: Tom believes the 2024 Summer Olympics in France should be spread out all year long. Tips on how to find an Olympian on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge Deadpool and Wolverine review with zero spoilers. Plus: Tom shows his camera bag AND expired products from his medicine cabinet!
2024-08-0521 min
Tom Kelly Show380 Knock Em Dead - Big MouthsAfter opening for Sam Ramsdell at Governor's Comedy Club in Levittown, Tom Kelly joins Don Sills and Tony Walker of the Knock 'Em Dead Podcast on Govs Radio. Tom Discusses: How big is Tom's Mouth? Tom's Dad Knows Tony Walker Tom Considers Moving to the Avalon in Amityville, New York
2024-05-2712 min
Tom Kelly Show371: West End Long Beach - Nostalgia Bar TourComedian Tom Kelly tours the West End of neighborhood of Long Beach, Long Island New York. The West End of Long Beach was a drinking neighborhood full of beaten up beach bungalows during the 2000s and Tom's 20s. Since Hurricane Sandy, it has been rebuilt into a fun beach neighborhood that some are calling . . . the affordable Hamptons. Tom walks past and reminisces about Minnesotas, The Inn, The Cabana, The Saloon, Borelli's Tap Room and others. While looking at where the neighborhood as gone, Tom finds remnants of the drinking days of the 80s, 90s and 2000s in a more...
2024-03-2013 min
Tom Kelly Show367: Shane Gilles And Massapequa Fan MailComedian Tom Kelly reviews Shane Gillis's stint hosting Saturday Night Live. Gillis was fired from Saturday Night Live for anti-Asian / homophobic remarks on a podcast. Was Gillis's appearance on Saturday Night Live what fans wanted? Does it set a standard for "forgiveness" after cancellation? Tom points out that the Massapequa Sunrise Mall Macy's is still open. He tries to up his vibration. And reflects on being put into the "Thank You For Being A Friend" Zone. Plus Tom reflects on the impact Quinnipiac's Associate Dean of Admissions Al Carbone had on his college experience.
2024-02-2724 minTom Kelly Show366: Kelly Rowland Walks Off Today Show and Plane Crash On Southern State ParkwayKelly Rowland abruptly left the 'Today' show due to dissatisfaction with her dressing room. Tom tells you what TV shows in New York City have decent dressing rooms. PLUS a small, single-engine plane made an emergency landing on the Southern State Parkway in Long Island, near Tom's house. Today's Beer: Bissel Brothers of Portland Maine Pat McCabe Meal Train Fundraiser
2024-02-2124 min
Tom Kelly Show364: What Dominic Leonelli Wants You To Know About HimDominic Leonelli is a stand up comedian from Ohio. Clips from his last appearance on the Tom Kelly Show have hundreds of thousands of views. The 20 minute podcast ends with Dom and Tom clarifying a point . . . for another 20 minutes. Topics: What do you want people to know about you? Should comedians share what they WANT audiences to know or what they DON'T want audiences to know? Growing up in Youngstown, Ohio. After the podcast: Dom and Tom Kelly ask "What do you want people to know about you?" and "Who do you surround yourself with?" Dom's...
2024-02-1445 min
Tom Kelly Show360: Alyssa Milano, Loudermilk, and the Equinox SteamroomAlyssa Milano is facing criticism as she posts a GoFundMe for her son's baseball team's trip to Cooperstown, NY. While joining in the criticism, Tom Kelly has his own real life Loudermilk, Larry David, Karen Moment. Why did Tom get kicked out of the pool at his expensive New York City gym, the Equinox Sports Club? Also . . Tom shares a story about how he burned his feet in a poorly maintained Equinox steam room.
2024-01-2926 min
Tom Kelly Show359: Back To Comedy Basics In OrlandoTom Kelly gets back to the basics of being a stand-up comedian at Bonkerz Comedy Club in Orlando, Florida. He filmed his set at the LMAO network comedy show hosted by former CBS Weatherman Mark McEwen. Joined by his Quinnipiac University buddy, John Mulhall, Tom talks about why he's going back to the "dirty road". Tom also discusses a conversation he had about whether or not he is fascinated by "shiny" stories or "gritty" stories.
2024-01-2224 min
Tom Kelly Show357: Tom Gets High For First TimeTom Kelly addiction to sweets catches up to him as he accidentally consumes way too many edibles and gets high for the first time . . . as an adult. Tom shares a funny yet also scary experience that may be educational for friends who go out as edible THC and marijuana becomes more commonplace
2024-01-1527 minTom Kelly Show355 High On Vitamin CTom Kelly is a middle aged, middle class stand up comedian from Long Island getting back to the basics and getting back to the fun. What is Tom's favorite word to say with a Long Island accent? Should you not take a paying job because no one will respect you if you take it? Can Tom make a bathroom joke on Instagram?
2024-01-0821 min
Tom Kelly Show340 Tony and Karin's Wedding AARAn AAR is a military term for "AFTER ACTION REVIEW". Tom reviews the "actions" of his friends Tony and Karin's wedding! Is it appropriate to give a donation in lieu of a wedding gift? Tom Kelly calls his friend Karin to tell her that he is making a donation with her wedding gift. How will she handle it? PLUS some times that Tom was not welcome at weddings. Quinnipiac University's Father Lou Scholarship Fund Click View All Programs and select Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship Fund. https://securelb.imodules.com/s/1656/giving/interior.aspx?sid=1656&gid=2&p...
2023-11-0825 min
FEI PodcastHow AI will change small finance teams and accounting careers with NetSuite’s Paul Farrell and Tom KellyOne of the technical backbones of small and middle market business throughout the US is Oracle’s NetSuite, offering finance and accounting teams a variety of tools that oversees everything from payroll to inventory.
Last week NetSuite announced a new initiative to incorporate artificial intelligence into its products, promising a similar paradigm shift for users that it delivered over a decade ago when the software made the jump to the cloud.
In this episode of the podcast my colleague Boyana Maras interviews NetSuites Tom Kelly and Paul Farrell about the new AI initiative and how small and mi...
2023-10-2531 min
Tom Kelly Show335: Date On A Plane?Tom Kelly discusses silly topics while driving around Florida in a Mustang convertible. Should a woman go on a Cessna plane as a first date? Did Tom's "friend" save a dog's life at the airport? How was Tom's Florida wedding? Rental Car tips!
2023-10-1811 minTom Kelly Show333: Leftover Or UnicornTom Kelly attends his college reunion. He's single. He thinks the single women at his reunion will be "left overs" while he being single is a "unicorn". Listen to two friends and an Uber driver dispel him of that notion. Plus other fun banter on . . . . The Tom Kelly Show
2023-10-1121 min
Tom Kelly Show328: Dewanna Bonner, Content Warning and SponsorsShould Tom Kelly stop saying "Trigger Warning" in favor of "Content Warning". Plus . . . Dewanna Bonner is a star in the WNBA. Tom loves saying her name with his Long Island accent. Tom shares a "comedy malfunction" when he asks regular New Yorkers to say her name. And biggest news! - The Tom Kelly Show is sponsored by SalPino Food Market of Bellmore - Show Notes: SalPino of Bellmore Dewanna Bonner Instagram Becca Allen Instagram:
2023-09-2421 min
Tom Kelly Show319 SAG AFTRA WGA Strike Needs To Be More StrikeyTom Kelly joins the WGA and SAG AFTRA picket lines as the summer of strikes continues. Tom discusses his own experiences and lack of support on a few issues as a SAG AFTRA Member. Does the union represent the needs of the "regular" union member? Is this strike about the "cool kids" in the union? Is Fran Drescher a proper leader? Tom details what he believes the WGA and SAG AFTRA will have to do to make the strike more effective.
2023-08-1617 minTom Kelly Show317: It's Not Funny. Does Tom Kelly Know It? - The Cemetery EpisodeTom Kelly maintains the grave of a long passed away friend, John McCann. In the middle of reflecting on his own life . . . Tom remembers and plays a clip where John . . . brought Tom down a notch on their old podcast "This Show Again".
2023-08-0923 min
Tom Kelly Show310: A Page In History - David Harris KatzDavid Harris Katz interviews Tom Kelly on his podcast "A Page in History" a podcast that follows television industry professionals who were in the NBC Page Program. Hear stories about how: Tom Kelly walked Tom Selleck out of the building after his awkward appearance on the Rosie O'Donnell Show. How Chevy Chase tried to make disgruntled audience members feel better after Saturday Night Live was overbooked. A story about Conan O'Brien and banannas. And pontifications on whether or not television is historic and what makes something "history". ...
2023-08-072h 00Tom Kelly ShowWhat The Size of A Wedding Party Says About The CoupleWhile performing at the Rye Comedy Club, Tom Kelly encounters a woman who is bitter that her friend did not have her as a bridesmaid on her wedding day? In this mix of stand up comedy and podcast, Tom Kelly asks "What does the size and composition of a wedding party say about the couple?"
2023-07-3117 minTom Kelly ShowBangers and Anti-BangersA "banger" in music is a slang term used to describe a song that is highly energetic, catchy, and exciting. It is often used to describe songs that are popular at parties or clubs, and that get people moving. There is no one definitive definition of what makes a song a banger, but some common characteristics include: · A strong, driving beat · Catchy lyrics · A memorable melody · A sense of energy and excitement Banger songs can come from any genre of music, but they are most commonly found in electronic dance musi...
2023-07-2908 min
Tom Kelly ShowAccused Gilgo Beach Serial Killer From Massapequa (My Hometown)On today's intense episode of The Tom Kelly Show, we delve deep into the grim story of Rex Heuermann, the alleged Gilgo Beach serial killer, recently arrested and shockingly hailing from Tom's very own hometown of Massapequa, New York. Join comedian and Massapequa native Tom Kelly as he navigates the unsettling landscape of his childhood home, transformed into a chilling crime scene. With his intimate familiarity of Gilgo Beach, Tom not only gives us an insider's look at the haunting setting but also explores the profound shock and disbelief shaking the tight-knit community of Massapequa. ...
2023-07-1720 min
Tom Kelly Show305: The Three Times I've Seen Strangers PoopComedian Tom Kelly saw a man projectile poop on the side of the Long Island Expressway just before the Queensboro Bridge. Tom's reaction is going viral on TikTok. Christian Bladt of the Bladtcast gives insight and plays Limerick Trivia! Plus: What should Tom do with the well framed photo of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry?
2023-06-2129 minTom Kelly Show299: CPAP Machines And Paradoxical CommandmentsIs Tom's Resmed CPAP Machine killing him? To deal with his sleep apnea, Tom Kelly has gotten a CPAP machine complete with a full face mask. How is Tom dealing with things like drooling quite a bit when he sleeps? Is his sleep pattern improving? Plus: Are towns with lots of small dogs better than towns with big dogs? Also: Tom has learned about the Paradoxical Commandments. They are paradoxical but worth learning from.
2023-05-2424 min
Tom Kelly ShowFishing For Stories: Dominic LeonelliIn Ohio, you can buy a car just by knocking on a door and making an offer. Dominic Leonelli bought a car from a guy shooting heroin and then was wondering why people in town were shooting at him whenever he drove by! Plus: What's the difference between a trailer and a pre-fabricated house? Dominic Leonelli and Tom Kelly discuss! In Ohio, you can buy a car just by knocking on a door and making an offer. Dominic Leonelli bought a car from a guy shooting heroin and then was wondering why people in town were shooting...
2023-04-2418 min
Tom Kelly Show287: Trump Vs Alvin Bragg Instagram Jail and Stand UpNew York City District Attorney Alvin Bragg and the State Of New York has is going to indict Donald Trump this week on charges related to the "Stormy Daniels" hush money. Tom Kelly explains why that despite his disdain for former President Donald Trump, that these this is not the prosecutor nor is this the case that a President should face charges in. On a happier note, Tom shares some amusing clips from a rough night of stand up comedy. Plus: How did Tom wind up in Instagram jail?
2023-04-0219 minTom Kelly Show286: Trolling Star Trek PicardParamount Plus's final season of Star Trek: Picard is being met with rave reviews by many. But not Tom Kelly. Tom expressed some of his complaints on Twitter to Star Trek: Picard production designer Dave Blass. Instead of allowing Tom to be a simple troll, Dave Blass offered to address Tom's critiques on the Tom Kelly Show podcast.
2023-03-2950 minTom Kelly Show285: Stand Up Clips and Catching UpTom Kelly catches up. Tom talks about an upcoming interview with Dave Blass from Star Trek: Picard. ALSO . . . Tom makes fun of a Sugar Daddy and his Sugar Babies in the audience. Perhaps he gets too mean? Also . . . the podcast ends with a staring contest! Let's see how that sounds on the audio version!
2023-03-2718 min
Tom Kelly Show275 Super Bowl Shanna ChristmasShanna Christmas author of "You Ain't Nothing But A B**** With A Wig On" joins Tom Kelly for an "evergreen episode" to air on Super Bowl Sunday. Does Tom look like a member of the Trump administration? Does Shana look like Britney Griner? Did Tom shave an eyebrow before a job interview? Is more successful comedian Mark Normand following Tom Kelly?
2023-02-1323 minTom Kelly Show268: George Santos Must Not ResignHe's lied about his resume, heritage, and education. He may have stolen money from a Veteran's dog. Major media outlets failed to vet him. Only one small newspaper The North Shore Leader caught onto his suspicious resume. No one else cared. The New York media ignored George Santos. The local New York media also ignored the New York City District Attorney campaigns of Tom Keniff versus Alvin Bragg and the recent New York State Assembly campaign of Tom Sullivan versus Stacey Pheffer Amato which was essential decided in court. Tom Kelly lists why Geor...
2023-01-2520 minTom Kelly Show261 Chat GPT / Artificial Intelligence Generated PodcastChat GPT is an artificial intelligence chat bot that writers, comedians, bloggers and producers out of business. Following up on a New York Times article: A New Chat Bot Is a 'Code Red' for Google's Search Business by Nico Grant and Cade Metz, comedian Tom Kelly uses an AI to produce today's Tom Kelly Show. Tom uses Chat GPT and openai.com to produce podcast close to "real time". A few unique dating questions were prepped ahead of the show. There were technical problems and a few boring parts edited from the podcast. Today on the show: AI Tips...
2022-12-2118 min
Tom Kelly Show259: The Pain Of TwitchStephen "tWitch" Boss from the Ellen Degeneres Show died of an apparent suicide this week. Tom Kelly, a comedian in transition between TV shows and career milestones, tries to understand his pain. Is Tom Kelly making someone else's tragic death about him? Maybe. But the pain is familiar.
2022-12-1526 min
Tom Kelly Show256: The Earthshot Prize and Caroline's Comedy Club ClosingTom Kelly works with the Prince and Princess of Wales on the Earthshot Prize. What is it like working with royalty on a TV Show that really is trying to save the world? How does Tom deal with stage fright? Plus: The historic Caroline's Comedy Club is closing. Tom talks about his experience performing there and trying to break in there.
2022-12-0725 minTom Kelly Show246: Why Are You In My Phone?Tom gets a text message from a random number asking "I have you in my phone as Tom Kelly Funny Neighbor, who are you?" After some volleying back and forth, Tom asks this random texter to be a guest on the podcast. What do you think?
2022-10-2420 min
Tom Kelly Show241: High School The Musical With Pace University StudentsTom meets four musical theater students from Pace University at the Rachael Ray show. What's it like being a college student in New York City? Did one student really get hypnotized in an Off Broadway show with Flo from Progressive? And at the very end of this casual episode, Tom Kelly gives a brilliant piece of advice . . . that he should remember for himself. Isaiah https://www.instagram.com/isaiahkyree/ Rama https://www.instagram.com/maerama/ Maeve https://www.instagram.com/maeve.nielsen/ ...
2022-10-1018 minTom Kelly Show239: Rachael Ray Lessons and Adult Happy MealsWhat has Tom Kelly learned from covering for legendary warm up comedian Joey Kola at the Rachael Ray Show? Watch Tom apply some of those lessons while pontificating about his relationship with food! Plus: McDonalds is making an ADULT HAPPY MEAL! What would be in your adult happy meal?
2022-10-0419 min
Tom Kelly Show236: No EgretsInspired by Casey Neistat, Tom Kelly video podcasts while biking on the Eastern Trail between Scarborough and Gorham, Maine. Tom shares a vivid nightmare and awaits results on a nasal medical test! Plus . . . birds in the marsh.
2022-09-2820 minTom Kelly Show235: Ryan's Fan MailTom is still at Higgins Beach Maine where he is pontificating about his career and how it all relates to surfing. Plus: Tom reads "fan mail" from Ryan and asks the viewer / listener . . . "What do you want from the Tom Kelly Show?"
2022-09-2218 min
Tom Kelly Show232: Shein Short Shorts and Leg WarmersCaitin O'Connor of 2 and a Half Men returns! Tom's friend Rene asks ust What's the deal with Shein jeggings? Rene's odd fashion find turns into a fundraiser for the Quinnipiac University Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship Fund Show Notes: Shein Leg Warmer Shorts Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship: Be sure to mark your gift for the Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship fund and forward Tom Kelly the receipt.
2022-09-1426 min
Tom Kelly Show230: Tom Sits In The Middle Of The StreetTaking part in New York City's "Open Streets" program on Columbus Avenue, Tom Kelly meets a couple from Boston who just moved to New York City. Why would someone move to New York City in their sixties and at the end of a pandemic? Tom Kelly Show listeners give the couple advice!
2022-09-0823 minTom Kelly Show228: Advice For Kids Going Away To CollegeIt's that time of year where high school graduates are heading off to their Freshman year of college. Loren Raye joins Tom to give their own advice and advice from Tom Kelly Show Fans for this year's Incoming Freshmen!
2022-09-0527 min
Tom Kelly Show225: Expired Vaseline With Loren RayeLoren Raye of TJ in the Morning and the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show joins Tom Kelly for a day of updates and laughs. How is Tom's Sleep Apnea mouthguard working? How is Baby Sophie affecting Loren and her husband's sleep schedule? Plus: Loren asks for some Vaseline and there is a revelation!
2022-08-2223 min
Tom Kelly Show224: Trash TableTom Kelly finds a kitchen table in the trash outside his apartment in New York City. Tom takes the podcast to the street corner and meets some interesting New Yorkers in the TRASH TABLE edition of The Tom Kelly Show! Show Notes: Lee's Podcast: House Of Lee Gavin's Podcast: Growing Up Gavin Gavin's Instagram:Podcast And Zoom Bookings: http://www.TomKellyShow.com Social: @TomKellyShow
2022-08-1722 minTom Kelly ShowTom's Big Announcement, Hamilton and Janette BarberTom Kelly has a big announcment! His mentor, Emmy Award Winning Producer, Best Selling Writer, and FRIEND Janette Barber comes to share the news and talk to Tom about what's been going on lately! Plus: Shout outs to the Good Morning America Hamilton Audience!
2022-08-1027 min
Tom Kelly ShowWill Smith's New Apology, Choco Taco, and Ryan PetersonWill Smith Apologizes again for the Chris Rock incident. Is this apology better than previous attempts? Ryan Peterson of WTEN news joins the Tom Kelly Show for some in depth analysis. Tom Kelly lays out new standards for Will Smith to be forgiven. PLUS: the Choco Taco and how inflation is killing the Ice Cream Man
2022-08-0123 min
Tom Kelly Show216: Call Me ZaddyIs Tom Kelly a "Zaddy"? Who were Tom's favorite audience members at the One Republic concert. Something goes wrong at a comedy show. PLUS: Things Tom does not want to hear from good looking people AND How do you define a 2022 moment?
2022-07-2020 minTom Kelly Show214: Covid Test At Jones BeachA great weekend of Tom Kelly sneaking a Covid test out of the house. Will Tom test positive for Covid? What does it mean when you send your best? What is the bar in your town that you always "wind up at"? Plus a tour of Jones Beach Field 6 and Tom Rains On Parades!
2022-07-1416 min
Tom Kelly Show213: View From Bahamas - GMA: AESPATom Kelly warms up the audiences for The View from the Bahamar resort in the Bahamas! PLUS: Concerts return to Good Morning America with KPOP sensation Aespa! Tom spills the behind the scenes tea about his experiences!
2022-07-1126 min
Tom Kelly Show212: Wendy Williams' Impact On Daytime TVHow You Doing? Janette Barber returns to talk with Tom Kelly about the end of the Wendy Williams Show. What was Wendy's impact on daytime TV? Plus nice stories about Sherri Shepherd and what would happen when Tom would tell Wendy Williams jokes at TV shows. Plus: Janette finds an expensive purse in the trash.
2022-07-0523 min
Tom Kelly Show211: Creating The Perception Of Success: Janette BarberJanette Barber is a former Sirius XM radio and Food Network host. She was a Supervising Producer and Head Writer at the Rosie O'Donnell Show. She is a New York Times best selling author. She was a stand up comedian and mentor to Tom Kelly. She talks to Tom about the importance of not just keeping it real but creating a "Perception of Success."
2022-06-2924 minTom Kelly Show210: Juneteenth, LA Comedy and Knowing Who You Are With Kalea McNeillTom Kelly met Kalea McNeill at the Improv comedy club in Los Angeles. Kalea is a stand up comic known for her roles on SWAT and as Hanifa on Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Kalea McNeill talks with Tom about how as a black, gay, celibate woman, she has a sense a clear sense of self and knows exactly who she is! Show Notes: Kalea McNeill Instagram: WhateverKalea
2022-06-2727 min
Tom Kelly Show208: CJ Franco and Caitlin O'Connor: Tom Kelly IslandTom is joined by Caitlin O'Connor an actress and TV host with over 500,000 followers in Instagram. Caitlin and Tom discuss dating confidence and whether or not Tom would be able to date some of Caitlin's friends influencer Lindsey Pelas and F Boy Island's CJ Franco. Caitlin surprises Tom with a quick interview with CJ Franco. CJ dishes on HBO Max's FBoy Island starring Iliza Shlesinger. Tom asks CJ to go out while he's in Los Angeles. Show Notes: Lindsey Pelas Instagram CJ Franco Instagram Caitlin O'Connor Instagram
2022-06-2021 min
Tom Kelly Show207: Caitlin O'Connor: Creepy Like TomTom is joined by Caitlin O'Connor an actress and TV host with over 500,000 followers in Instagram. Tom and Caitlin met when Tom was swiping on Bumble. But it turns out, someone had stolen Caitlin's pictures for Bumble. Caitlin and Tom discuss whether self-effacing humor adversely affects the rest of Tom's life. Plus: Caitlin discusses whether or not Tom would be a good fit for model and actress CJ Franco. This is the beginning of a two parter of fun. Caitlin O'Connor Instagram https://www.instagram.com/caitlin__oconnor/ CJ Franco Instagram https...
2022-06-1522 min
Tom Kelly Show206: Birthdays And GoodbyesTom Kelly grew up a little more than he wanted to on the week of his 46th birthday. Facing a new birth year and the loss of a loved one, Tom shares why he ends almost every phone call with "I Love You". Plus he gives great advice on turning "We gotta" into "Glad We Dids".
2022-06-1313 min
Tom Kelly Show204: The Lesser TernIt's been a week of cold weather and little inconveniences for Tom's creative vacation in Higgins Beach, Maine. Tom shares a SECRET Apple Hack where you can SUPER support the Tom Kelly Show and your favorite podcasts. In the middle of all his complaining, Tom learns a lesson "Be The Greater Tern". Show Notes: I Don't Know Joe: Joe Fernandes YouTube Series
2022-06-0621 minTom Kelly Show203: Tom TeenthWhat does Tom Kelly think of the holiday Juneteenth and Juneteenth memorabilia? Tom has advice for Walmart, big companies and white people. Plus: How is Tom making the podcast more complicated? And what would you do if you found a flip phone on the floor?
2022-06-0122 min
Tom Kelly Show201: Canceling The New York TimesComedian Tom Kelly shows you how to get a 75% discount on a digital subscription to the New York Times. Is the Facial recognition search engine PimEyes.com a tool for good or evil? Plus Tom gets into a comedy festival in Los Angeles and other career news.
2022-05-2517 minTom Kelly Show200: Don't Screw It Up By Making It Too ImportantWhat has Tom Kelly learned in 200 episodes of podcasting? If we change the destination do we change the journey? Tom announces plans for the next chunk of Tom Kelly Show podcasts, closer "destinations" and wanting less. Through conversation, Tom hits the revelation "Don't screw something up by making it too important." Show Notes: Instagram Model / Actress Caitlin O'Connor Comedy Troupe In Portland Great Comedian / Comedy Booker in Portland: Anders Nielson
2022-05-2321 minTom Kelly Show199: Amber Heard / Johnny Depp Trial: Is It Wrong To Enjoy It?Is it wrong to enjoy the Amber Heard / Johnny Depp defamation trial the same way we enjoyed the OJ Simpson trial in the 1990s? Was it wrong to enjoy the OJ Simpson trial in the 1990s? Bladtcast Host Christian Bladt joins Tom Kelly for analysis. Show Notes: Heather Jeng Bladt's Book: My Life Growing Up Asian In America Tom Kelly Pursues F Lee Bailey At Quinnipiac University Christian Bladt On Twitter: @ChristianDMZ Christian Bladt's Bladtcast Podcast:
2022-05-1922 min
Tom Kelly Show198: Memory HoardingTom's friend Warren, a registered therapist joins the Tom Kelly Show podcast. Warren and Tom discuss high school memories at Long Island Lutheran High School. Is there such a thing as emotional hoarding? What is the 70/30 rule to life? Plus when you change the destination . . . does the journey change? Show Notes: Instagrammer Tom Had Scheduled: Caitlin O'Connor
2022-05-1825 min
Tom Kelly Show195: The Difference Between Lazy And Laid BackTom Kelly is joined by his high school friend Warren. Warren is a registered therapist. Warrend and Tom discuss What's the difference between being lazy and laid back? Show Notes: Instagrammer Tom Had Scheduled: Caitlin O'Connor
2022-05-1021 minTom Kelly Show194: LA Wrap Up With Andrea FasanoAndrea Fasano of AfterBuzz TV joins Tom Kelly to discuss the more colorful aspects of his trip to Los Angeles. Tom gets invited to a Comedy Festival in LA. Plus what was it like to travel and work at the $100,000 Pyramid while in Los Angeles. Andrea and Tom share stories. Show Notes: Andrea Fasano Instagram: Andifasano
2022-05-0924 min
Tom Kelly Show190: Mike Tyson, The Brady House, and California DreamsToday on the Tom Kelly Show, I walk from the Beverly Garland in Studio City to the historic CBS Radford Lot. We discuss Mike Tyson getting into a fight on a plane. We walk past the exterior of the Brady Bunch House from A Very Brady Renovation and explore some of Tom' personal truths.
2022-04-2617 minTom Kelly Show189: One Must Go With Christian BladtTom's friend and star of the Bladtcast Christian Bladt joins the Tom Kelly Show. We play "One Must Go"
2022-04-2522 minTom Kelly Show188: Christian Bladt - Let's Get CanceledTom's friend and star of the Bladtcast Christian Bladt joins the Tom Kelly Show. We play "Let's Get Canceled."
2022-04-2023 minTom Kelly ShowClassic Tom Kelly: This Show Again 50Tom is tipsy and didn't record a show. Here is a classic episode of Tom's old podcast This Show Again. Enjoy hearing from Andrew, Daniela and Holly . . . and we can talk more on Tuesday!
2022-04-0436 min
Tom Kelly Show177: Loren's New Dream? Does Tom Need a New Bed?Loren Raye of Nonsense and Nostalgia returns. Loren shares a new career goal. But she's afraid to take the first step. Can Tom Kelly convince her to take a leap? Plus, does Tom Kelly need a new bed or is he dying of sleep apnea? Show Notes: Instagram: Loren Raye
2022-03-2325 min
Tom Kelly Show176: Don't Call Me Wolf - Kylie Jenner and Travis ScottWhat feeling are you chasing? Tom gives his thoughts on Apple TV's WeWork documentary, WeCrashed. Kyle Jenner has no longer named her child Wolf. A 7 year old Tom Kelly, ruins a marriage.
2022-03-2217 minTom Kelly Show175: Bryant and Maury RememberedBryant Renfroe was Barbara Walters' legendary and Emmy award winning hairstylist. Maury Fogel was a stand-up comedian best known for his work entertaining cancer patients at Sloan Kettering Memorial Cancer Center. Both had an impact on Tom's life and both passed away this month. Tom shares memories of both. Plus some happy . . . silly podcast antics. Show Notes: Landscaping Company That's Following Tom Kelly On Instagram: Maury Fogel's YouTube Bryant Renfroe's Obituary
2022-03-2123 min
Tom Kelly Show171: Kunal Arora - Meaningful ConnectionsAt the Stand Up New York comedy party, Kunal Arora gave Tom Kelly a profound piece of advice. "Instead of trying to connect with lots of people focus on making meaningful connections." Tom picks Kunal's brain for more advice on not just navigating New York's comedy scene, but life. Show Notes: Kunal's Instagram: AllDayKCA Kunal's Podcast: Meet Me Outside
2022-03-0928 min
Tom Kelly Show166: Applebees, CNN, and Fixing News CoverageTom Kelly asks "How can we stand with Ukraine if unite on a strategy to fight Covid 19?" Should CNN have commercials during war coverage? Tom asks a question about Match.com etiquette. Also: Tom is afraid of being your emotionally expensive friend. Show Notes: Tom's Comedian Friend's Instagram: Mario Bosco Lee Camp's TV Show that is owned by Russia: Redacted Tonight
2022-02-2822 min
Tom Kelly Show165: Tom Kelly Show On IceTom broadcasts from his nephew's youth hockey game. Tom tries something new. But does he learn any life lessons or does this become an audio disaster?
2022-02-2319 min
Tom Kelly Show162: What's Your Price?Tom reflects on John Calipari's speech on this week's Billions. What financial number in the bank would give you the freedom to chase your dreams? What is your price? Also: Is Tom Kelly Aging Better Than 50 Cent? Plus: Tom's BIG Revelation comes AFTER the "Magic Mirror".
2022-02-1619 min