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The Tottenham ChroniclesSTAY HUMBLE HUH?It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never disappoints in terms of tragedy against a knock-kneed Yanited on the Weekend.
We deep the City - Arsenal game, Rodri's ACL, Haaland lobbing the ball at Gabriels head after a 97th minute equaliser and spend some time discussing the travesty of that 2nd half as Assna went a man down and played a 5...
2024-09-251h 07The Tottenham ChroniclesFLUSHED AWAY (INTO THE THAMES) 3-0 FULHAM, MUNIZ 2, LUKIC 1. FACK.We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham.
Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! Luton at home next. Come on!!!
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2024-03-211h 10The Tottenham ChroniclesRICHARLISONAFCON and the ASIAN cup is over for our boys. Injuries are thing of the past and everyone is back. We have scores to settle...and no Europe to distract.
We 5th and dangerous...most nourishing.
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2024-02-091h 36The Tottenham ChroniclesPorro = Barca, Romero = Madrid, Sarr = the universeA power-lifting City 3-3 last gasp draw, a gut-dropping 1-2 at the hands of the Spammers and a resounding Barcodes pummeling 4-1 - that's entertainment folks! Things are looking up. Onto the City Ground!
We discuss giving Romero the armband, to keep his value high and on the pitch, why 2019 sucked the life out of Ten Hag and why Richarlison will "helicopter" past hangdog Steve Cooper and reveal more than just his pubis...
But wait, is that VDV back on the grass, I see boys? COOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOONNNNNNN!
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2023-12-151h 17The Tottenham ChroniclesSPURS TOP DOGS? OR IS EVERYONE ELSE DOO DOO?Crystal Palace 1-2 (Ward OG & Son). Still top. It's November. Crimes! Until we play City I don't know where we are.
ARRRRRGGGHHHHFFFFTTT.
We discuss El Classico, the Manchester derby and the return of Pochettino!
Hurrah
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2023-11-041h 10The Tottenham ChroniclesARRIEVEDERCI DON PENITENTIARYHow on earth do Arsenal beat us? Dey fucked.
Snatching a 2-1 victory against a relegation fancied Sheffield United with a 98th (RICHY) and 100th (KULU) minute winner sets up the Arsenal nice and cozy.
We are a different Spurs. We are the same.
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2023-09-231h 52The Tottenham ChroniclesVDV WILL RETIRE VVDThis week we discuss how defenestration works during a transfer window; the cozy Bournemouth victory on the South Coast and the ignominious exit of the the League Cup at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham.
Turf Moor next!
Welcome to the madhouse Brennan Johnson!
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2023-09-0252 minThe Tottenham ChroniclesPASS UDOGIE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE_S4_E2_BRE2_2_TOT2_0_MNUThe start of the Ange dynasty began a heroic 2-2 draw against Brentford followed by an emboldening 2-0 victory against an expensively assembled and crap Yanited.
Our esteemed panel discuss scoring a goal with the aid of a concussion and Yves Bissouma nutmegging Casemiro and thus taking all his UCL medals in one fell swoop.
We finish by trying to talk about Bournemouth but how knows anything about them.
Should be fun, Enjoy!
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2023-08-241h 10The Tottenham ChroniclesTHATCH-FIXING AKA GOOD BYE CONTESo VAR in the end cut shorter Conté's reign (by 10 weeks).
Wiithout that BS decision at Southampton Spurs would have been 3rd and the Italian would still be here. I suppose it's better this way. Oh well the football was excrement...but his first full season? Ouch.
But we've kept all Conte's staff...whichh means he's still here, so it was a personality contest and no one likes you. Fine.
In other news FIFA has decreed that Paratici can't function as a DOF, well, at least we got Romero before his black bo...
2023-03-301h 00The Tottenham ChroniclesHAPPY NEW VIERA"End of the World" after Villa (0-2) they said - but then the Palace away (0-4) victory was so comprehensive, which makes everything strangely the same. Listen close, Tottenham will go to the wire... it will be most absorbing...
Arsenal next...most delectable.
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2023-01-0749 minThe Tottenham Chronicles”Merry G-tech-mas.”. 2-2 Brentford AwayWe're back, the World Cup was wonderful, but the world really knows what time it is... and the Premier league is all that anyone could wish for...until you draw 2-2 with Brentford...
The Hackney Marshes maestros talk the World Cup shinning lights and what it takes to beat off the attentions of Chelsea, Manchester United, and Arsenal.
We're in store for a wild few weeks. Don't get scared now!
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2022-12-3153 minThe Tottenham ChroniclesVAR WARS_S3_E10This week it was Tottenham's turn to feel the wrath of the scourge of top flight football: VAR. We chat through the advertising potential of VAR adbreaks and why 60 second countdowns are the answer with fireworks and dancing ferrets.
We discuss playing a weakened team against Newcastle United (1-2) which backfired horribly in a match which consisted of the fewest minutes of ball-in-play in Premier League history and then we set our sights on our home fixture against Sporting Lisbon (1-1) taking Group D down to the wire where all 4 teams could qualify next week in the...
2022-10-281h 25The Tottenham ChroniclesWHEN’S KULU BACK? S3_E9🤣Eintracht (H 3-2), 😒Everton (H 2-0) and 🥶Manchester United (A 2-0)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Up the Spurs, still third, top of Champers league group...it's quite good, you know...but fack me, we've got loads to do.☠️✊🧶
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2022-10-211h 09The Tottenham Chronicles”Bell of Shame” S3_E8Arsenal, Frankfurt and Brighton. 352's, 1st Saint Marco Regiment and Gian Piero Ventrone.
Frankfurt and Everton at home. ticking over nicely.
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2022-10-111h 14The Tottenham ChroniclesA 2-1 MASSACRE (FULHAM) S3_E6🧉A comfortably uncomfortable 2-1 win (Hojbjerg and Kane) against a Fulham side that until only until the last knockings of the match offered any resistance; which was preceded by an utterly forgettable (1-1) draw versus West Ham at the London Stadium in a match that we've all seen hundreds of times before- but nowadays we don't tend to lose. So a Hurrah would appear to be in order!
🚣We discuss the Marseille game (we know nothing but they look shonky in quick transition) and the upcoming Manchester City game at the weekend which is always a blast!
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2022-09-0653 minThe Tottenham ChroniclesRich-Snarl-ison_S3_E5_FOREST 0-2 SPURS👍A 0-2 victory at newly promoted Nottingham Forest courtesy of Harry Kane leaves Spurs sitting pretty in the top 4 after 4 games behind Arsenal and Manchester City.
👺We discuss the splendour of Richarlison and how we must all used to attritional football and enjoy the tears of others, interspersed with some moments of genius to lighten the mood, just enjoy the "W's kids!
🤕We then turn our attention to the transfer window being bricked up; then West Ham, Fulham and Marseille in rapid succession... things are hotting up in what will prove to be a real bezerker se...
2022-08-3153 minThe Tottenham ChroniclesStole a point from Satan. S3_E32-2 v Chelsea. We ate turd for 90minutes and stole a point from Satan's clammy and mostly dead clutches.
We discuss, hair pulling, Cuti cutting Havertz in half, evil, spitting on Eric Dier's shorts, Rich-snarlison, vomit, the absurd ambidextrousness of Perisic, the soon to become crowd favourite Bissouma and the enduring and flailing menace of bottom placed Manchester United.
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