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The Wreckfast club Podcast#96 - Miss CongenialityToday it's a film that spends an hour and a half of its almost 2 hour run-time trying to convince you what a disgusting, train-wreck of a human being Sandra Bullock is, only to reveal in the big twist at the end that no, she is in fact, Sandra Bullock. It feels like the brief for this film was, dad's want to see Sandra in a bathing suit, let's write a film around that and so the result was a weird comedy throwback that seems to want to have an empowering message but is also quite sexist (as well as...2022-02-171h 38
The Wreckfast club Podcast#95 - Law Abiding CitizenToday's drunken tale is all about one man's quest for justice and how far he'll go for revenge. Turns out, way too far is the answer, as he hatches an insanely elaborate plan over the course of 10 years that sees him dig a network of underground tunnels, assemble and learn to operate a robot and quite literally bone his cell mate to death in prison. It's a film that doesn't take its foot of the gas for a second, even as it's hurtling through a brick wall whilst on fire. This week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Law Abiding Citizen 2022-02-101h 19
The Wreckfast club Podcast#94 - Close Encounters of the Third KindAfter a near alien abduction, small town family man Roy becomes so obsessed with aliens that he starts throwing bricks through the window of his own house, digging through mash potatoes with his bare hands and waking his young children up at 4am to drive them miles away to look at nothing. Eventually, his weird behaviour drives his wife and kids away, but that's okay, because he then gets with a woman he met 10 minutes ago and then proceeds to get in a spaceship, leaving his wife and children behind forever with no explanation. And that's the film... Hear...2022-02-031h 42
The Wreckfast club Podcast#93 : 2 -Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | Part TwoWe're back for the grand final of our last trip to Middle Earth. When we left at the end of part one, war had broken out and our intrepid hobbit heroes were walking unknowingly into a trap! Now, in the thrilling (and rather drunken conclusion) we retell the epic tale of good vs evil, elves vs orcs, women vs witch kings, hobbits vs. Lava and we finally learn what happened to our little magic boys dirty little ring. Get ready to journey to the shire for the final time as the Wreckfast Club presents: The Lord of the Rings...2022-01-271h 33
The Wreckfast club Podcast#93 : 1 - Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | Part oneThe Wreckfast Club is two years old!!! And to celebrate, we're finishing the epic trilogy that we started oh so long ago. If your search history is 'petite brunette gets ring destroyed' then there's a good chance you're a Lord of the Rings fan and this episode is for you. When we last checked in with our little magic boy, he was well on his way to Mount Doom with his old best mate Sam and his new best mate Gollum. There was a huge battle at Helms Deep and Saruman got attacked by trees. We rejoin Frodo as...2022-01-201h 29
The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible: Sci-fi gadgets | Bonus EpisodeInspired by the insane host of gadgets in our recent Total Recall episode, we thought we'd have a go of commissioning some sci-fi gadgets and dystopian sci-fi corporations. What does the future look like according to the Wreckfast Club? Listen to Commission Impossible to find out!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#92 : 2 - Total Recall | Part TwoWe're going to Mars people! Arnie is on an unstoppable quest for space prostitutes that will see him meet a whole host of colourful characters like mutant taxi-drivers, questionable mutant psychics and even the triple breasted women that Busted were so fond of. Is he mad? Is he really a spy? Is he a double/triple sleeper agent working for the man? Who can say! The only thing we know for sure is that he definitely cuckold's Richter. Get ready for quips, mind bending and a genuinely interesting story as we conclude our trip into the mind, as this...2022-01-131h 15
The Wreckfast club Podcast#92 : 1 - Total Recall | Part OneWho's excited for the first Wreckfast Club film of 2022? Well you should be because it's a goddamn great film! Today, we're telling the story of Arnold Schwarzenegger living out his fantasy as a Martian superspy who has to liberate Mars for the psychic mutants who live there. Is he mad? Is it an implanted memory? Is he actually a Martian superspy? So many questions! Whatever the answer, he definitely does shoot his wife to death so that he can be with his Martian prostitute girlfriend. There's action, there's sci-fi, there's weird gadgets. This film has it all! As this week, t...2022-01-061h 22
The Wreckfast club Podcast#91 - On her majesty’s secret serviceIt's one of the most divisive Bond films in the franchise but still features all the classic Bond tropes you could hope for. Blofield is back and he's now living in a ski-resort/wellness retreat where he exclusively hypnotises young, attractive women to carry out his bidding - so far, so problematic. Bond has to sleep his way through Blofield harem to get to the man himself but first he has to disguise himself so Blofeld won't recognise him - thankfully a kilt and a MORE British accent should do the job. There's s ski chases, cars drive on...2021-12-301h 45
The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible: Christmas Films | Bonus EpisodeIt's a few days after Christmas
And on the bonus episode front
This one's running late
Because Dave's a lazy c**t
But we've made our own Christmas films
And we're sure you'll agree
They're the best Christmas films
You'll never get to see
So come now dear listener
Without further delay,
Pop in your headphones
And pretend we put this out on Christmas day
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#90 - Deck the HallsIt's a film that Broderick described as his low point even though it came AFTER Inspector Gadget and that only has a score of 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the third worst reviewed Christmas film. Based on the flimsy premise that a guy wants his house to be visible from space (something satellites could already do), what follows is a series of wildly escalating set pieces that have no consequences or bearing on the 'plot'. Broderick shouts 'who's your daddy?' at his own, underage daughter. Devito sells his wife's priceless heirloom to buy more Christmas lights. Broderick buys...2021-12-231h 28
The Wreckfast club Podcast#89 - The Muppet Christmas CarolGet ready to meet the ghosts of a creepy, floating victorian girl, Robbie Coltrane and actual Death as they try to teach Michael Caine the error of his scrooge-like ways. We're about to learn the real meaning of Christmas from Charles Dickens himself, who looks exactly like Gonzo from the muppets. Play along with our pig or frog game, hear which part of this film made Mossy cry and sing along to all the classic songs, lovingly recreated by your hosts as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: The Muppet Christmas Carol
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The Wreckfast club PodcastPush it in, Pull it outMossy's entry for 80's songs
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The Wreckfast club PodcastStretching Our SoulsDave's entry for 80s song
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The Wreckfast club Podcast80s Songs | Bonus EpisodeThe Wreckfast Club attempt to write their own motivational, mid-film 80s song. The hero is at their lowest point, the odds seem stacked against them. They just need a rousing chorus to pick then up and put them back in the fight! But which song is better? 'Push it in, pull it out' or, 'Stretching our souls'. Full length episodes drop every Thursday!
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The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible: Wizarding sweets and treats | Bonus EpisodeThe Wreckfast Club crew pitch their ideas for sweets and treats in the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Full length episodes drop every Thursday
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#88 - Elf (2003)Get ready to put on your tightest pair of elf leggings and eat candy covered spaghetti until you're sick as we drunkenly dive feet first into this Christmas comedy classic. From the man who plays Happy in Iron Man and the man who plays Will Ferrell in every Will Ferrell movie, comes a festive tale of Christmas spirit, discovering your place in the world, creeping on women in toilets and being inexplicably chased by nazgul in the films finale. It's got laughs, it's got music, it's got snowball fights, it's got a lot of Will Ferrell's crotch as this...2021-12-091h 39
The Wreckfast club Podcast#87 : 2 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher‘s Stone | Part TwoWe're back in the wonderful world of Harry Potter for the second part of our Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone episode! This episode has got Quidditch, Unicorn blood drinking, more lessons, and most excitingly of all, Chess! Woo, it's a none stop thrill ride of spells and robes and wands that you're not going to want to miss as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone | Part Two!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#87 : 1 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher‘s Stone | Part OneGrab your wands, put on your dancing robes and prepare to run into train station walls as we take you on a drunken journey into the wonderful wizarding world of Harry Potter! It's the film that started it all, where we meet a baby faced Potter learning the wizarding ropes. He's bullied by his terrible relatives, besieged by a plague of owls, stolen by a giant man and forced into a forest so explicitly dangerous, it's not just been forbidden - forbidden is actively the name of the forest. And that's just detention at the mad world of Hogwarts...2021-11-251h 17
The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible - What If‘s II | Bonus ContentWe're back with more drunken, hypothetical, Marvel what if's? Where we pitch; what if Hulk's shorts didn't stretch? What if Luke Cage was actually a sentient cage? And what if Abomination learned that's what people called him? Among many other high quality and certain to be picked up by Marvel/Disney ideas
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#86 - No Country For Old MenToday we tell the story of a murderous, bowl haired assassin with a penchant for bolt gunning people, who makes his way across America, bolt gunning the locks off doors so that he can kill Thanos and Carnage whilst the whole time, K from Men In Black laments the fact he's gotten really old. In classic Coen brothers style, they get in late and get out early, leaving a lot of people feeling disappointed with the way this one ends but if you're a fan of dog murder, people murder and a Burn After Reading style, short lived A-lister...2021-11-181h 33
The Wreckfast club PodcastDune | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfast Club members! We're back with another Wreckfast Club reaction as we recently went to see the new Dune film. As always, the first half of our reaction is spoiler free and then we clearly indicate the spoiler section of the reaction for anyone who hasn't seen the film. Worth mentioning the spoiler section also contains one spoiler for No Time to Die as well as spoilers for Casablanca, Citizen Kane and The Sixth Sense
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#85 - Grosse Pointe BlankIf you've not seen this film before, you need to rectify that immediately. On the surface of it, it's a story about an assassin who returns to his home town to attend his high school reunion. But more than that, it's a darkly funny, seemingly improvised and star studded film that defies genre and makes sympathetic characters out of assholes. It also stars the always wonderful combination of John and Joan Cusack alongside Dan Akroyd and Minnie Driver. The dialogue is honestly insane, the set pieces are ridiculous (John Cusack trying to drip poison down string into someone's mouth...2021-11-111h 16
The Wreckfast club Podcast#84 - BraveWe're journeying up to the Highlands today for an animated tale about scotch people and bears. A wayward young princess struggles to get on with her mum like a lot of teenage girls and their mums, and just like those teenage girls and their mums, they bond by one turning the other into a bear and then training them to live as a bear and then deciding they don't want a bear, they actually want a mum. Tale as old as time. Or utter fucking nonsense, you decide, as this week the Wreckfast Club presents: Brave
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The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible: Horror Movies | Bonus EpisodeShall we have another Halloween themed bonus episode? Sure, why not! In today's spooky Commission Impossible, your favourite hosts take it turns to improvise pitches for horror films, the names of which they came up with drunkenly, 5 minutes before recording. Will their ideas be any good? Who could possibly say?!
2021-10-2931 min
The Wreckfast club PodcastVillains Quiz 4 | Bonus EpisodeIt's been a long old time since we had a good villains quiz so to celebrate the end of Spooky Month, here's a new edition of everyone's favourite game. See if you can beat Dave in guessing the classic villains based on the categories in their Villains Wiki entry. Let us know how you get on!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#83 - PredatorWelcome to the jungle baby! You're gonna die! Only you're not a baby, you're a fully grown big, buff dude with military training and a shit load of weapons. The you're gonna die bit probably still stands though because something smarter, faster, invisibler and more kitted out than you is on the loose, picking off team-mates one-by-one and ripping out their spines for trophies like its some kind of school sports day. More like 'dead' and spoon race, am I right? Many of you have asked for it, you've waited patiently like good little Wreckfasteers and so we've dained...2021-10-281h 20
The Wreckfast club Podcast#82 - ArachnophobiaGet ready for kooky, kitsch, shlock horror as we delve into the world of creepy crawlies. Starring Dumber from Dumb and Dumber and John Goodman from 'being the best damn human ever made' and the Flintstones, this 90s curiosity piece doesn't get the love it deserves! When aggressive, deadly spiders inadvertently make their way to small town America, it's up to the new doctor, an enthusiastic exterminator and a little bitch science man to team up and squash some bugs. Featuring one of the greatest fully grown, human man vs. Spider fights ever committed to camera (where said man...2021-10-211h 25
The Wreckfast club Podcast#81 - IT:Chapter OneWant a highly questionable coming of age drama disguised as a horror film about an immortal, inter-planar clown? Want all the hallmarks of a Stephen King novel, like horror in the mundane, external demons representing internal ones and an unhealthy obsession with genitalia? Or just want to spook yourself silly this Halloween? Whatever you're after, this film has got IT. Kids get eaten, witty dialogue is traded, many of the more questionable acts from the book get inexplicably left out. It's one of the films that took horror to a new level and then the sequel kind of took...2021-10-141h 42
The Wreckfast club Podcast#81 - Independence DayWelcome to 'Erf. Hope you're all set for a peak 90's, America loving, alien punching, cigar smoking, explosion-fest starring Will Smith at the height of his game and Jeff Goldblum at the height of his smoldering, slightly sweaty, sexiness. It's got fighter jets, it's got nukes, it's got spaceships, it's got a guy with a weirdly gravely voice, they explode the god-damn Whitehouse people! Is it the greatest film ever made? Demonstrably not. Is it a fun-filled, action-packed romp through 90s nostalgia? You bet your sweet buttocks it is. Get ready to kick some alien ass, as this week...2021-10-071h 58
The Wreckfast club PodcastProblematic Super SpyYesterday, to mark the release of 'No Time To Die' and as part of our Bond-nanza, we released our own James Bond songs. Here's Daves, Duran Duran inspired, 'Problematic Super Spy'
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The Wreckfast club PodcastNo, Time for ChangeMossy's attempt at writing a James Bond song for your listening pleasure. If you'd like to listen to our thought process and reactions, listen to 'Bond Songs | Bonus Episode'
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The Wreckfast club PodcastBond Songs | Bonus EpisodeCarrying on the Bond-nanza feature content, the Wreckast Club thought to themselves, "What's the best part of any bond film?" Answer? The song, of course. And so in true, privileged, podcasts fashion we thought, we can do that and set to creating our own Bond songs. But which one is better? 'No, time to change' or 'Problematic super spy'. That's for you to decide!
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The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible: Q gadgets | Bonus EpisodeSo, technical issues destroyed our full length Octopussy episode but have no fear because to celebrate the release of No Time to Die, we've got a whole lot of Bond-nanza themed content coming your way. First off is a brand new Commission Impossible episode where Dave and Mossy take it in turns to pitch ad-libbed Bond gadgets to one another in the hopes of getting them commissioned. Will the commissioning editor like what they hear? Will the person pitching lose faith in their improvised nonsense mid-sentence? There's a good chance of both!
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The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission Impossible - what if‘s? | Bonus ContentInspired by the Disney+ / Marvel What If's series, we decided to come up with our own drunken ideas for What If's in the Marvel Universe. Tune in to hear alternative universe stories such as, What if Aunt May was Spider-Man? (No super powers, just the outfit) and What If Captain America had been a policeman instead of a soldier? As well as many, many others. It's typical Wreckfast Club silliness to finish your week with a laugh
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#80 - Ghostbusters (1984)If you're a fan of the sweet contradictory nature of double negatives then you ain't gonna not be afraid of today's episode! Starring Bill Murray at his absolute Bill Murray-est, a Sigourney Weaver who stirred up new feelings for many a young person and the man who named himself after obscure, boring pop band 'dananananakroyd', Dan Akroyd! This ad-libbed, all-star, comedy spookfest is one of the most universally loved films of all time and made us all want to wear overalls and play with nuclear devices. Get ready for ghouls, ghasts and great big marshmallows, as this week the...2021-09-231h 29
The Wreckfast club Podcast#79 - FootlooseIt's time to get footloose and fancy free to the movie that made Kevin Bacon a household name and started what seems like a lifelong career of hawking EE phone plans. In a world where dancing is outlawed, only outlaws have dance (or something like that). It's a film about sticking it to the man in the most wholesome way imaginable, because nothing says effective teenage rebellion like boogying to 'Let's hear it for the boy' by Deniece Williams. Get ready for overzealous religious laws, overly tight pants and over the top emotional dances in empty flour mills as...2021-09-161h 45
The Wreckfast club Podcast#78 - Detective PikachuIf someone mentions being the very best and your mind goes straight to Ryan Reynolds then you could be a casting director for today's film baby! In a world where Pokémon live in harmony with humans and battling and capturing are outlawed, one boy finds a sassy, talking pikachu and goes on a quest to uncover mystery, intrigue, corruption, Bill Nighy and performance enhancing poke-drugs. That's right people, this ain't your grandads Pokémon stories of gym leaders and team rocket - someone's drugging up Pokémon and using Mewtwo's psychic abilities to force human brains into cute lit...2021-09-091h 18
The Wreckfast club PodcastThe Wreckfast Club reacts | Bonus ContentIn today's saucy little bonus episode, the boys from the Wreckfast Club react to the Candyman trailer and the Spider-Man: No way home trailer. Next full episode is available Thursday!
2021-09-0720 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#77 - Star TrekSpace. The final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Wreckfast Club. Our ongoing mission, to get pissed and chat shit about films, to seek out new Arnie movies, to boldly and aggressively demand that people prove us wrong. For any none-nerds wondering what on earth is going on, Dave has gone full sci-fi again this week. If your favourite Wreckfast Club episode is Dune, then you're going to love this. Dave described this to Mossy as 'accessible sci-fi' to which Mossy replied, 'they use the phrase Kobayashi Maru within the first 5 minutes!' And you can't argue with...2021-09-022h 02
The Wreckfast club PodcastCommission ImpossibleIn today's rebranded bonus feature, 'Commission Impossible', the Wreckfast Club pitch their best ideas for sports movies in an attempt to get them commissioned. What will be successful and what won't? Listen to the bonus episode now to find out!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#76 - Commando"There just can't be that many more Arnie films for them to do, surely?" - Well shut your goddamn lying mouths because we won't stop until every Arnie stone has been turned!! And today it's time for one of the most manly, action packed action movies of all time. There's muscles, there's gun fights, there's knife fights, Arnie picks up an entire phone box, Arnie throws someone off of a cliff, Arnie delivers some of the most poignant and poetic one liners of his career to date. That's right people, the Wreckfast Club are going commando as today, we...2021-08-261h 07
The Wreckfast club PodcastThe Suicide Squad | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfasteers! Your favourite film loving drunks are back with a special episode! We've not done this since Tenet!!! So this week we took a little ol' trip to the cinema to watch 'The Suicide Squad'. In the first part of the review we do a completely spoiler free thoughts and feelings summary and then we flag spoilers before coming back to discuss our favourite and least favourite parts of the film. We won't lie, a significant part of the review is a review of the cinema we went to... so if you're interested in that and some...2021-08-191h 11
The Wreckfast club Podcast#75 - Super Mario BrosTwo moustachioed plumbers wind up in Dinohattan where dinosaurs have evolved into mostly human dinosaurs. It's Mario by name but that's where the similarities stop! We say it far too often but this film is honestly mad. Yoshi is an actual dinosaur, the goombas wear suits and have tiny little dinosaur heads and Dennis Hopper with some horns is meant to be Bowser. It's like someone who had never played a Mario game took a load of drugs and explained what they thought Mario was. Also, an old woman gets thrown off a bridge and it might be the...2021-07-221h 55
The Wreckfast club Podcast#74 - Mission ImpossibleWelcome to a world of espionage, betrayal, high tech gadgets and ultra-cool agents as we take our first step into the franchise that tried to make the 'Impossible Mission Force' sound cool. Wrong lyrics accused of trying to steal and sell a list of names of undercover spies, super top secret agent, Ethan Hunt, vows to clear his name by... stealing and selling the list of names of undercover spies... okay, it's not a water tight plan but between the zip wiring into a vault, crashing a plane inside a tunnel and everyone wearing masks of everyone else's faces...2021-07-151h 44
The Wreckfast club Podcast#73 - League of Extaordinary GentlemenIn a world where literary heroes are real, someone decides to bring some of those greatest heroes together into a team in order to stop the phantom of the opera. Sean Connery, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Captain Nemo, "AN" Invisible man and a vampire work together to stop the evil phantom in a series of fight scenes, explosions and cool vehicles. It has all the hallmarks of a great film and yet somehow, it was so bad that both the director and Sir Sean Connery quit movies forever as a result. Still, our hosts have drunken fun...2021-07-081h 30
The Wreckfast club Podcast#72 - The GameA descent into madness where its never clear from one moment to the next who you can believe, who you can trust. Lies and falsehoods, misdirection and subterfuge are played out with a sick and twisted sense of humour. That's right listener, you're listening to the Wreckfast Club. Are our intrepid hosts part of the Game? Are they on the game? Have you just lost the game? Who knows! Certainly not certified lady pleaser Michael Douglas as he careens his way through this well made thriller at pace; accusing everyone, trusting no-one and brandishing a gun and telling anyone...2021-07-012h 07
The Wreckfast club Podcast#71 - Van HelsingIn 2004 the director of the mummy unleashed an action packed homage to the golden age of horror, featuring Huge Jacked-man as a grizzled, monster hunting, fallen angel taking on Mr. Hyde, Frankensteins monster, Dracula and the Wolf-man. It's a veritable kitchen sink of a film that, on paper at least, sounds like it should be the greatest thing ever made. It also featured sultry vampire brides and Kate Beckinsale in a corset. Something about it just struck a chord with a 14 year old Dave, who can say what it was?? Certainly not me. Travel with us to Transylvania in...2021-06-241h 40
The Wreckfast club Podcast#70 - American Werewolf in LondonGet ready for a tale of scary things such as werewolves, zombies and 80s era British porn theatres as we retell a cult classic in today's episode. Bitten on the moors by a rabid old Yorkshireman, our intrepid hero David begins to notice physical changes, mood swings and hair where there was no hair before. Luckily nurse Alex is on hand to guide him through this difficult stage of development, with sexy results. Horror, comedy and titillation in equal parts, there's a bad moon on the rise as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: American Werewolf in London
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#69 - James and the Giant PeachGot kids that you hate and want to traumatise for life? Then have we got the film for you! Prepare for dead parents, cloud rhinos and a boy beaten so badly he forgets his own name in what is, ostensibly, a 'kids' film. A fantastical tale of giant peaches, claymation insects and meeting Pete Postlethwaite or, the coping mechanism of a traumatised child? You decide! Either way you're in for a lot of fun as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: James and the Giant Peach 🍑
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#68 - Army of the DeadAssemble your crack squad and prepare to cross the wall into what, for legal reasons, we aren't calling Zombieland. It's the heist film that's really an action film, that's really a horror that's actually a zombie love story the whole way through. An '...of the Dead' film that's in no way associated with the '...of the Dead' franchise, so get that filthy thought out of your mind. And you might be thinking, hey, that's all well and good but with so much going on, how am I going to know if something cool happens? Well the characters...2021-06-032h 30
The Wreckfast club Podcast#67 - Big Trouble in Little ChinaGet ready for genre-defying, mythology-bending madness in this week's installment as we take a trip in a big old truck, down to China Town. Kurt Russell has got his action pants on, but even his well coiffed hair can't prepare him for the oddness that ensues. Soon he's embroiled with wizards and ninjas, ancient Chinese spirits and God's, a big floaty eye monster and Samantha from Sex and the City. There's mad-cap fight scenes, there's a weird plot about marrying someone with green eyes, the switch blade punks from our terminator episode make a cameo - what we're saying...2021-05-271h 37
The Wreckfast club PodcastMount Rushmore 2 | Bonus EpisodeFrom a listener request, the Wreckfast Club discuss their Mount Rushmore of actors who employ an accent that is wildly different from their own. Do your favourite bad accents make the list? Let us know!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#66 - Rambo: First bloodThe Two rules of Rambo according to the Wreckfast Club; 1. Things escalate UNBELIEVABLY quickly and 2. 99% of the characters responses to an action are hugely disproportionate to the preceding action
That's right, it's the tale of the original murder hobo - a man who is (somewhat) lawfully asked to move on but sees that as his opportunity to wage a one man war on small town policeman doing their job and volunteer national guard. Men get de-dicked, a helicopter gets taken down with a rock, there's what feels like a two hour scene of sly in a cave...2021-05-201h 41
The Wreckfast club Podcast#65 - The mummy returnsContinuing mummy season with the Mummy 2; The mummy returns! You aren't going to believe what happens in this film! Unless you've seen the first one, in which case, it's pretty much the exact same thing only now with an annoying little robot boy and some weirdly retconned bits and a bad PS1 graphics The Rock. People get snaked, there's pygmy warriors, there's a really, really long couple of train scenes but most important of all, there's a shit load more mummy! Get ready to fight the forces of evil alongside Rick 'hasn't he got beautiful hair?' O'connell as...2021-05-131h 35
The Wreckfast club Podcast#64 - The MummyA 90s schlock horror classic that firmly cemented Brendan Frasers place forever in our hearts. All about a 'Giza' called Imhotep and how his love of touching painted ladies gets him in a 'pharoh'-mount of trouble. He 'sphinx' he's got away with it too but he's just in 'de-Nile'. No but on a serious note, he does get buried alive in a tomb full of flesh eating bugs. It's pretty bad... Then years later, he comes back and wants to find his Mrs but luckily Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are there to put a stop to the pursuit...2021-05-062h 06
The Wreckfast club Podcast#63 - Con Air"Welcome to sky prison bitches!" That's the first line of actual dialogue from today's film and at no point does it become any less aggressive or full on. Charged with being too buff to function in normal society, Nic Cage is forced to grow his hair out in prison before being shoved on a plane with some of the worst, criminal scum imaginable - all of whom have delightfully misleading monikers. There's guys being lit on fire, there's guns when there was meant to be no guns, there's bodies getting dropped from the sky, but most of all, there's...2021-04-292h 12
The Wreckfast club Podcast#62 - Us (2019)This week our intrepid hosts drunkenly tell a rather unsettling story of dopplegangers, rabbits and rampant scissoring. It's a film that will leave you feeling creeped out but not fully understanding why and asking more questions than it answers; how do the tethered control people? Why do they call stabbing people to death with scissors 'untethering'? Is the evil plan they've been working on for years in their spooky underground layer really to just recreate hands across America? None of these questions will be answered as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Us!
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The Wreckfast club PodcastMount Rushmore | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfasteers! How about a little bit of bonus goodness? In today's bonus episode, Mossy and Dave play the Mount Rushmore game and discuss their Mount Rushmore of superhero villains, TV and film characters called John and the Mount Rushmore of all Mount Rushmores: Mice! Thrilling stuff. We're back with full length, film episodes every Thursday!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#61 - Space JamA romanticised walk down memory lane to revisit a childhood favourite or a shameless attempt to cash in on the hype around the upcoming sequel? Who knows?! Certainly not us! Join your hosts on a journey down the rabbit hole to a world where humans can be inflated like balloons with no long term damage and where Michael Jordan is best known as a baseballer. It's got sexual awakenings in the form of cartoon rabbits, it's got peoples princess Danny DeVito and it's got a man being poked in the arse by a cartoon bull so you know it...2021-04-151h 24
The Wreckfast club Podcast#60 - Terminator 2Over a year since we drunkenly took a look at the film that sparked our love for Arnie as a mono-syllabic, dong hanging, killing machine we're heading back to continue the series! Only now, instead of just one Terminator, there's two! And that's why this film is twice as good. If you like hearing guns n roses every 2 minutes and you like melty robot men and nightmarish scenes of judgement day then this film could NOT be more up your street. Get ready for a non-stop thrill ride through the world of dirty tramp pants and buff dudes as...2021-04-081h 26
The Wreckfast club Podcast#59 - TerrordactylPrepare yourselves for fear, terror and scenes of a graphic sexual nature as this week we tackle creature feature, horror, schlock-fest 'Terrordactyl'. Deep within an Icelandic volcano lurks an ancient evil that has once again awakened and the only people who can stop it are an adult film star (playing a scientist) and a future man of steel. It's got dinosaurs, it's got robots, it's got robots fighting dinosaurs! It's utter madness and sheer brilliance all in one as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents, 'Terrordactyl' (not to be confused with the 2016 film of the same name)
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#58 - LoganWashed up. Past the prime. No longer relevant. Just some of the ways in which people have described the Wreckfast Club, but also, a great description of Wolverine as he is in today's film. That's right! No longer the hyper virile, aggressive and hirsute young man we know and love, this wolverine is slower and grittier and is losing the will to carry on. His spandex loving friends are all gone (and the X-men are nowhere to be found either - heyyy-o) and he's living out his days as a glorified nanny to the former most powerful mutant on...2021-03-251h 51
The Wreckfast club Podcast#57 - HerculesIt was a mutual love of watching buff dudes working out and singing songs that brought the hosts of this podcast together so it's only right that we should do an episode on the buffest, most song singingest dude of all time! Join us on a romp through the (loose) mythology of ancient Greece as we watch one boys journey from dweeby little zero to absolute hero - starring stellar performances from people's princess Danny DeVito and greatest bad guy in the biz, James Woods! It's an often overlooked Disney movie but it's one of the best and today's...2021-03-181h 50
The Wreckfast club Podcast#56 - La La LandPrepare for big musical numbers, beautiful cinematography and toxic relationships as this week we dive into a bombastic love letter to cinema. This film will have you questioning the very nature of relationships because if these two beautiful people can't make it work, who the hell can? There's tap dancing, a parkour guy, John Legend is in it for a bit - there's Jazz and J. Jonah Jameson turns up - really anything to distract from the thin plot. In much the same way that jazz music uses recurring themes and refrains as anchor points to ground the more...2021-03-111h 59
The Wreckfast club PodcastThe Wreckfast Club Reacts to: The Mortal Kombat Trailer (ish) | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfasteers! Craving some drunken nonsense to get you through to Thursday's episode? Then we've got you covered! Podcast promoter extraordinaire, Mark Etting has convinced us to jump on to the reaction train so we started with the Mortal Kombat trailer, only about a month after it came out. We recorded this just after recording our Demolition Man episode and if you've listened to that, you probably have some indication of how much of a shambles this will be. We start off discussing the trailer but it eventually descends into our thoughts on the DCEU, the Star Wars...2021-03-0920 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#55 - Demolition ManHey there Wreckfast Club fans! Are you ready for yet another drunken film? It's a rare one today as Mossy managed to find a Sly Stallone film that Dave had NEVER seen before. It's also the absolutely most drunk that Dave has ever been on a recording so prepare to hear him be absolutely baffled as Mossy tries to explain: What are the shells used for? Was Sandra Bullocks meant to be Stallone's daughter and if so, why did the relationship involve futuristic sex helmets? Why does the Lord of the tramps become the leader after a guy named...2021-03-041h 40
The Wreckfast club Podcast#54 - Blade RunnerA podcast where week to week we can literally pick from any film ever made and we are now on our third Ridley Scott film and our third Harrison Ford film which just goes to show, we know what we like! This week we're delving into the murky, rainy, cyberpunk styling world of 1982's blade runner. Near perfect replicants want to protect their right to live and highly trained humans want to take them down but who is right? And who can you trust? Who is a replicant? Are you? Am I? Who knows?! Maybe you'll find out if...2021-02-251h 45
The Wreckfast club Podcast#53 - GoldeneyeGuns! Cars! Explosions! Alcohol! Suggestively named, morally ambiguous women! Why it's all the toxic tropes of classic male fulfilment fantasy franchise, James Bond! Only this time, M is a woman which makes everything Bond does, says and is, A-Okay... join our hosts as we take our first dip into the Bond franchise and what better place to start than with the man who embodied the British super spy for our generation, Pierce Brosnan. That's right, it's the best film based on an N64 game ever made! It's got stunts and gadgets galore, it's got Sean Bean, Robbie Coltrane and...2021-02-181h 51
The Wreckfast club Podcast#52 - Whiplash"Hey there, want to watch Whiplash?" "Umm, I don't know, what is it?" "Oh, it's a low budget, indie film about an aspiring jazz drummer played by the guy who played Mr. Fantastic in the fantastic 4 reboot and his abusive relationship with his chair throwing, private music school teacher played by J. Jonah Jameson." "Hmm, I'm not convinced. How much jazz and drumming is in this film?" "Loads. Of both." "Well that sounds awful."
And that's how conversations go when you try to convince people to give Whiplash a go, but give it a go t...2021-02-111h 40
The Wreckfast club Podcast#51 - Godzilla vs KongIt's a nuclear fuelled, colossal war of the monsters that sees Ferris Bueller take on Dewey Finn from school of rock as this week we jump right on board that godzilla v kong hype train and bring you Godzilla (1998) vs King Kong (2005). One is a man lizard, desperately wanting babies, the other is an ape with a boner for human ladies but, in the spirit of classic playground conversation, who would win in a fight? Well we're here to tell you in today's episode, as the Wreckfast Club presents: Godzilla (1998) vs King Kong (2005)*
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#50 - SnatchIt's a confusing, ensemble, cockney caper with more nicknames and subplots than you can shake a stick at, so what better film to retell the entire plot of while drunk off our asses? That's right, get ready for bad cockney accents, made up cockney names like Tuppeney Bit, Jake the Eyeball and Tommy Third-leg and a plot that makes little to no sense when dissected scene-by-scene. It's classic Wreckfast Club nonsense to put a smile on your boat-race so listen to us present 'Snatch' you Walnut!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#49 : 2 - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | Part TwoAnd so we return to middle earth once more for part two of our two part Lord of the Rings part two episode! Things are about to get really deep in this second installment. Helms deep that is! That's right, it's time for all out war. Talking trees, evil wizards, elves and Kings - you know, nerd shit. Will Frodo make it to Mount doom or does the third film hint that it might take a little while longer? Who knows! What we do know is, this is Lord of the Rings like you've never heard it before as...2021-01-211h 34
The Wreckfast club Podcast#49 : 1 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | Part oneCan you believe this podcast is one year old today?! In the words of beloved poet, Jay-Z, "History in the making! Part two! It's so crazy right now!" And what better way to celebrate this historic event then to return to one of our most beloved series? That's right! Some of you have waited almost an entire year to hear what happened to the little magic boy with a preoccupation with fingering his ring and we're finally here to tell you! When we rejoin Middle Earth, the fellowship is split, war is looming and all hope is lost. This...2021-01-141h 29
The Wreckfast club Podcast#48 : 2 - The Godfather | Part twoHey there Wreckfasteers! On Thursday we shared our first new episode of 2021 - part one of our drunken retelling of an absolute cinematic triumph, 'The Godfather'. Well we're back to day with part 2 baby! When we left off, Michael Corleone was just on the verge of committing an act that would push him past the point of no return and see the fulfillment of his slide into moral decay. Today we hear all about that act which leads to Michael fleeing to a town where all the men have been whacked off, he meets the most beautiful women of...2021-01-111h 41
The Wreckfast club Podcast#48 : 1 - The Godfather | Part oneWe're going to make you an offer you can't refuse. Listen to our first episode of 2021, a dramatic portrayal of one man's slow descent into darkness, fuelled by family, honour and pride. Men are getting whacked off left, right and centre, Luca Brazi, the 20,000ft man, is popping horses heads with his fingers and we learn that Dave is a hairy bath mat man. There's a lot going on. So much, in fact, that this is a two parter! So sit back, give us your best Brando impression and prepare to be whacked off as this week, the Wreckfast...2021-01-071h 30
The Wreckfast club Podcast#47 - Die HardYippee ki-yay motherfuckers! The Wreckfast Club is back with a brand new, full-length episode where we take a drunken look at one of the greatest action films ever made. Your hosts are young, dumb and full of fun and couldn't be more excited to talk about all your favourite characters from the movie, like Stairs Guy, Roy the Cowboy and Al the Kid Killer. It's got vents, it's got vest tops, it's got some incredible accent choices from Alan Rickman - it's got just about everything! So strap a gun to your back, tie a hose around your waist...2020-12-311h 55
The Wreckfast club Podcast#46 - GremlinsWelcome friends, to the Rick Astley episode. Why is it called that? Because when it comes to this film, you know the rules, and so do I. 1. No bright lights, 2. Don't get them wet 3. Don't feed them after midnight. Clear, concise, easy to follow. You're probably sitting there thinking, so this is a film about responsible pet ownership where nothing happens? Well you'd be wrong! Every single rule gets broken - a science teacher named Roy gets eaten, a housewife liquidizes a living creature to death and a teen boy commits genocide by fire, and if that doesn't get...2020-12-171h 39
The Wreckfast club PodcastPitch slap 3 | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfasteers! The nights are drawing in and we get closer and closer to the big day so we thought, what can we do to get you into the Christmas spirit? Why, pitch some incredibly inappropriate movie-tie in toys for you to put on your wish list of course! Join Dave as he pitches toy ideas to toy company commissioning exec, Mossy. Will they get commissioned? Probably! Should they get commissioned? Almost certainly not! Why did it take so long to get this bonus content out? Because we needed to edit out an entire section about a game...2020-12-1517 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#45 : 2 - Star Wars: A New Hope (Episode IV) - Part 2Hey there space nerds! It's time for part 2 of our star wars part 4 adventure. When we left the story last time, all the players were in place and we were just being thrust into the beginning of an intergalactic war against the evil empire. Luke had to wave good bye to his sand-hole and in lieu of being able to find Obi-Wan Kenobi, settled for travelling with some fella called Old Ben Kenobi! Han shot first and Leia got injected with milk. There's your recap. Now settle in and prepare for adventure as the Wreckfast Club concludes: Star Wars...2020-12-101h 17
The Wreckfast club Podcast#45 : 1 - Star Wars: A New Hope (Episode IV) - Part 1The classic tale of a farm boy who meets a space wizard and gets dragged into an intergalactic war with a pirate and his dog, a princess, and his trusty robot companions. Armed with a glowing, magic sword and a mystic connection to 'the force', our intrepid hero becomes the leader of a rebellion and a pain in the arse for the evil empire. Scrolling text intros, incredible music, believable characters and an ambition beyond the technology of the time elevate this film into something that has captured peoples imagination for years to come and spawned at least one...2020-12-031h 31
The Wreckfast club Podcast#44 - Real SteelWhat if Wolverine was forced to play rock-em sock-em robots for 2 hours in order to save his failing relationship with his son and start a relationship with the Wasp from Ant-Man and the Wasp? That's the question EVERYBODY was asking back in 2011 and thank god this film was made to answer us! Today's drunken retelling is a classic underdog story with a sci-fi twist, you'll root for Atom, the little robot with the heart of gold, you'll cry for Hugh Jackman, the deadbeat dad trying to make amends, you'll ask yourself, "when is this film getting a sequel?"...2020-11-261h 00
The Wreckfast club PodcastPitch Slap 2 | Bonus EpisodeWelcome back Wreckfasteers to another pitch slap episode! This time, Dave is the commissioning editor and Mossy is pitching ideas for movie tie in toys. What films has he picked that definitely aren't appropriate for kids and what toys will make it through to production? Find out in todays bonus episode!
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The Wreckfast club Podcast#43 - Chicken RunThe chickens are revolting! Welcome to a film where the pitch meeting must have gone something like this, "You know harrowing prisoner of war drama, the Great Escape?" "Yep" "Okay well that, but chickens." "Chickens?" "Yeah, claymation chickens from the makers of Wallace and Gromit, with a cast of some of the most incredible British actors of all time, except of course, we won't see those actors, on account of them being claymation chickens." "Anything else?" "Mel Gibson." "Actual Mel Gibson?" "No, no. Claymation chicken Mel Gibson." "Obviously." "And at one point the farm owners buy a pie making...2020-11-191h 25
The Wreckfast club PodcastHeroes Quiz | Bonus EpisodeRegular listeners to the podcast will know that we work tirelessly to bring you new and original content every week because we're just so God damn considerate! The boffins at Wreckfast Club towers have been putting their big old brains to work to come up with new bonus content ideas for us and came up with 'heroes quiz' which they tried to tell us was completely different to our popular villains quiz that we did three times. They've all been sacked now but as we've got nothing else, here it is, a little something to cure those Monday blues...2020-11-1631 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#42 - Dune (1984)It's the film that David Lynch has called his only real failure, proving that even when he fails, he does it in spectacular style! Get ready for a space-bending, mind warping, sci-fi take on the Manchester spice epidemic of the early 00's! Okay, that last part isn't true but everyone in this film is spiced off their tits. There's big fat, grotesque, flying blokes, there's space witches, there's weird brains floating in tanks and there's more made-up words than you can shake a stick at! This week the Wreckfast Club get drunk and try to unpick the sprawling fantasy...2020-11-121h 44
The Wreckfast club PodcastPitchslap | Bonus EpisodePrepare to be pitch slapped baby! In today's bonus episode the Wreckfast Club are pitching television programmes to one another and this week, those tv programmes are cookery based. Will any be commissioned? Listen now to find out!
2020-11-0623 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#41 - Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeThis week come and join us on a sprawling, continent spanning, whip cracking adventure as we punch nazis, take on tanks on horse back and refer to Sean Connery as daddy. It's arguably the greatest film of the three and features the holy grail, ghost nights, young Indiana Jones, melty skeleton men and more chase scenes than you ever knew you needed in a film. Also, some upsetting references to double dipping with your da. But don't worry about that! Sit back, relax and let the Wreckfast Club tell you a drunken story as this week, we present: Indiana...2020-11-052h 13
The Wreckfast club PodcastThe Wreckfast Club writes a slasher | Bonus EpisodeHey Wreckfasteers! This spooky month we watched so many horror films that Mossy spotted a lot of them have recurring themes. This led to him jumping in the lab at Wreckfast Club towers and creating 'the algorithm' - a sure fire method of generating hit, slasher movies. It's so bullet proof, we created a script together to pitch to film execs. Listen to today's bonus episode to see how that turned out...
2020-10-3125 min
The Wreckfast club PodcastVillains Quiz 3 | Bonus EpisodeHey Wreckfasteers, it's almost Halloween and so we're bringing you another installment of our Villains Quiz feature. This week it's Dave in the hotseat for a villains quiz themed completely around popular horror movie villains you know and loathe. Listen along and see if you can beat the Wreckfast Club at guessing the villains from their hobbies, occupations, aliases and powers and skills - it's not as easy as you'd think!
2020-10-3055 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#40 - Nightmare before ChristmasWhat's this? What's this? A gothic Christmas carol that later became a symbol of scene culture and a surefire way of identifying the real cool kids? God damn right it is! And sure, it's got Christmas in the title and Santa shows up, but it's set in Halloween town and Tim Burton was vaguely attached which places it firmly in the realms of Halloween film and that is why it is our final film of Spooky Month! Join us on a stop motion whirlwind of romance, discovery and music as we drunkenly retell the story that tried to teach...2020-10-291h 51
The Wreckfast club PodcastVillains Quiz 2 | Bonus EpisodeHey there Wreckfasteers! We're back with another round of Villains Quiz for your enjoyment. This time, Dave is in the quiz master seat giving Mossy vague and obtuse clues to try and guess the famous villain from. Can you guess before Mossy does? Listen now and find out!
2020-10-2344 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#39 - HalloweenWe couldn't do our first ever spooky month without covering the film literally named for the season! That's right, we're back with another John Carpenter classic, stalking baby sitters and stabbing anyone who has sex. One thing we've learnt through spooky month is that Halloween is a real virgin friendly holiday. Get ready to hide behind the couch and watch through your fingers as an emotionless psychopath slashes his way through town in a William Shatner mask in the film that sparked a genre and around 600 sequels (number may or may not be accurate) as this week the Wreckfast...2020-10-221h 48
The Wreckfast club PodcastLife Tips Two | Bonus EpisodeWe're back with more incredibly useful and actionable life tips for all our Wreckfasteers. Life can be tough but luckily we're here to make it a little bit easier with our excellent advice, so grab yourself a drink and let us drop some knowledge bombs on you. It's definitely not just drunken 2am ramblings from some idiots...
2020-10-1623 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#38 - Bedknobs and BroomsticksHere we go again, another bloody, formulaic Disney movie. Oh, let me guess, the woman from murder she wrote is a secret witch who is learning spells off the dad from mary Poppins. Yawn! Oh typical, she takes in some refugee kids and turns one of them into a rabbit before using a magic bed to transport them to a cartoon land where they have to organise a football match to distract the king who is a lion in order to steal a spell that will bring fucking thousands of suits of armour to life so that they can...2020-10-151h 37
The Wreckfast club PodcastVillains Quiz | Bonus EpisodeKeeping with the Halloween theme of our first ever spooky month, we've recorded a short little bonus feature for you! In this episode, Mossy gives Dave clues to famous cinematic villains. Can you guess the villains before Dave does? Listen now to find out!
2020-10-0926 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#37 - Hocus Pocus'Sup my witches! It's time to start virgin shaming and acting real creepy around children as this week we revisit a Halloween, childhood classic with our drunken, adulthood brains and discover (once again) that this film is fucked up. All aboard our spooky month bike as we recount a tale of three sisters of salem, hell-bent on sucking the life-force out of children and killing the cat from Sabrina the teenage witch. It's got Bette Middler from show songs, it's got Sarah Jessica Parker from married to Matthew Broderick, it's got a third sister. It's almost certainly not a...2020-10-081h 52
The Wreckfast club Podcast#36 - The ThingIt's October which means one thing for us here at Wreckfast Club - that's right, it's our first ever 'spoookkkyy month!' - to celebrate Halloween, we'll be putting out some seasonal favourites all this month and what better way to kick off then with an absolute classic of horror. It's got a hairy Kurt Russell, it's got flamethrowers, it's got men shooting at dogs, it's got heads crawling around like grotesque spider's - it literally has everything (except women, of which, there are none). Prepare to feel the claustrophobic, isolated, paronoid might of this genre defining film as...2020-10-0155 min
The Wreckfast club PodcastGet to know the Wreckfast Club | Bonus episodeBeen listening to the Wreckfast Club week in and week out? Feel close to the hosts? Like they're your good friends or possibly even lovers? Then we've got a treat for you. In an exclusive bonus episode, Mossy and Dave ask the questions you've been dying to get the answers to! Get to know: the Wreckfast Club
2020-09-2539 min
The Wreckfast club Podcast#35 - Sky HighLong before the MCU and the DCEU and even the X-men movies or Sam Raimi Spiderman films, Disney made one of the greatest supehero movies of all time! (Definite top 8). It stars Kurt Russel and features characters with names like Warren Peace and Royal Pain and has been described by some (us) as High School Musical with powers. If you've never heard of this film you're not alone so sit back, relax and let us take you to school. Superhero school! As this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Sky High
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