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2023-04-131h 11Yes OffenseEp. 96: Classic Carmello feat. Daniela Mora and Sienna Hubert-RossIf you were watching Yes Offense lately, and thinking, “Man, this pod needs some broads on it.” Well, this is the episode for you. Daniela Mora and Sienna Hubert Ross join the pod for the 1st time. They harass me, belittle me, and apparently want to bang my dad.
Please subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends about the pod. If not, no women will ever be allowed on the podcast again.
Follow these 2 @danielamora1 and @siennahubertross
2023-04-051h 07Yes OffenseEp.95: The Plug Fart feat. John Sikie and Dave CaggianoJohn Sikie and Dave Caggiano made their debut on the pod this week. We talk 9/11, Nerf gun arsenals, and reminisce about our horrible prom dates.
Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, you’re making our prom dates right about us.
Also, check out their podcasts, The Johnny Salami podcast and Am I Gay podcast.
@johnny_salami33
@davecaggiano
2023-03-291h 15Yes OffenseEp. 94 Gene Gavid feat. Dean David and Kitty ReynoldsDean David is back and he’s joined by Kitty Reynolds making bed Yes Offense debut. We talk about sex, drugs, and the existential crisis that drives you to watch cartoons you enjoyed as child in your late 20s/early 30s.
Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, our existential dread will continue.
Follow these dudes @deandavid95 and @kitreynolds
Youtube: https://youtu.be/wnGDAQpq8gk
2023-03-221h 01Yes OffenseEp 93: Dilation Control feat. Aaron Kaplan and Pete AngeloPete Angelo is back along with Aaron Kaplan making his debut in the pod. We talk about crazy funerals, sex with the homeless, and apparently, I’m gayer than Pete.
Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. It is not, and we die, you can’t come to our cool funerals.
Follow these dudes @metalpetecomedy and @aaronkapcomedy .
2023-03-211h 02Yes OffenseEp. 92: The Doopa feat. Luke Davis and Frankie HoyLuke Davis and Frankie Hoy hopped out of the van and onto the pod this week! We talk milk, van life, and fat chicks.
Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, I hope you have a nice day either way……
Follow these dudes @ld_comedy and @frankie_hoy
Also check out their podcast, Keep on Trucking’
2023-03-091h 23Yes OffenseEp.91: ”Killing” feat. James T Moore and Mike MassaroWas back in CT recently and had to get the boys, James T Moore and Mike Massaro back on the pod!!! You can tell we had a good time. I think JT says, "This dude is crazy," every 2 minutes.
Subscribe, write a review and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can so these trips are worth it.
Follow these dudes @mike.massaro and @laughmooreent
2023-03-011h 03Yes OffenseEp. 90: What’s Your Poop Story? feat. Alaina Bamfield and Osama BasalComedians Osama Basal and Alaina Bamfield were nice enough to come by for pod this week. We open up in poop and stay on that for awhile. We also go over what constitutes a good handshake, how to wedding crash, and how crazy shit was during the pandemic. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, then I curse you. Follow these dudes @alainabamfieldcomedy and @osamathecomedian
2023-02-221h 08Yes OffenseEp. 89: Deeper Than Elephant P**** feat. Andrew ManningAnother CT comic transplant, Andrew Manning, stopped by the pod this week. Did you know elephants could get herpes? We found that out and it’s kinda the theme of this pod.
Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If you don’t, a certain elephant with a certain STD is going to pay you a visit.
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2023-02-151h 15Yes OffenseEp. 88: Probably Gay feat. Dean DavidDean David is back! We did this mad late on a Friday, stoned to the gills. We talk gay stuff, porn stuff, and other stuff. Also, the video cuts out in the last eight minutes. Sorry about that.
Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford a separate camera.
Follow this dude @deandavid95
2023-02-081h 05Yes OffenseEp. 87: Fighting Fireball with Fireball feat. Tommy Holder and Paddy DefinoMy dudes, Tommy Holder and Paddy Defino, we’re nice enough to let me crash at their place while I found out where to live in New York City, and are again nice enough to come and do my podcast. We talk strange anatomy, the Lord of the Rings racial divides, and crazy shit I’ve seen since moving.
Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford bodega weed.
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Tommy Holder @ltholderv
Paddy Defino @paddy_is_funky
2023-02-011h 07Yes OffenseEp. 86: Fantastic Voyage feat. LeMaire Lee, Pete Eckenroth, and Jake Lipinsky1st video pod! LeMaire Lee was nice enough to swing by with Pete Eckenroth and Jake Lipinsky. We talk evil women in movies, The Last of Us vs. Dead Rising, and really go through the original 150 Pokémon.
Please like share and subscribe so I can one day afford a studio
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LeMaire Lee @lemairelee
Pete Eckenroth @peteeckenroth
Jake Lipinsky @jakelipinsky
2023-01-2559 minYes OffenseEp. 85: Pete and Selli Do New York feat. Pete AngeloI moved to NYC. Pete also moved to NYC months ago. We talk about movies, doing stand up in CT, and the late great Artie Rob.
Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to live out here.
Follow Pete @metalpetcomedy
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2023-01-181h 01Yes OffenseEp. 84: A Story from Literature feat. Mustafe Mussa and Dan KalwhiteThis is from the same week I was up in NH/ME for shows and did a pod with Mustafe Mussa and Dan Kalwhite. We talk about literature, movies, and the sexual art of sounding
Like, share, and subscribe so I can sound all day.
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Mustafe: @misterafe
Dan Kalwhite: @dannyboy_3030
2023-01-111h 03Yes OffenseEp. 83: Suck the Thing feat. Sid Floyd, Mike Nice, Jefferey Doomer, and ShedTechThis week I was up in NH/ME for shows and did a pod with the Shedcast. We talk about the amount of edibles we’re on while recording, all the shenanigans we got into, and how I clogged a toilet at the New Years show.
Like, share, and subscribe so I can perform at venues with better plumbing.
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Sid Floyd: @sid_floyd
Mike Nice: @mikenicect
Jeffery Doomer: @jefferydoomer
ShedTech: shedtech8
2023-01-0459 minYes OffenseEp. 82: Taste Offense feat. Matt Lopes, Ben Kirsch, and Dan KalwhiteThis week was super hectic, but hilarious! I did this pod with Matt Lopes, Ben Kirsch, and Dan Kalwhite at a bar. We talk about Matt not knowing where New Hampshire is and have a take on the Silver Surfer you won’t read in Marvel comics.
Like, rate, subscribe, and share this around with people who are as deranged as you and I.
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Matt @notmattlopes
Ben @bennyboy_28
2022-12-281h 02Yes OffenseEp. 81: The Trusty Bed Knife feat. Mike Massaro, Lila Sparks, and Patrick McKinstryMike Massaro returns along with Lila Sparks and Patrick McKinstry. Pat talks a little more, a lot of porn talk in this one, and the DMT aliens are racist.
Please like, subscribe, and write a review where you can. Tell your friends. Do it so we can get anything out of the comedy nonsense.
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Mike @mike.massaro
Lila @lilasparks_
Pat @patricks_waysee
2022-12-211h 05Yes OffenseEp. 80: The Incredible Shrinking Cuck feat. Dean David and Alex PischeraYes Offense Ep. 80 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!
I’m out in NYC this week so I had my dudes, Dean David and Alex Pischera, on the pod. We talk aggressive gay dudes, macrophilia, and how my dad cockblocked me as a youth.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can afford to live in NYC
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Dean @deandavid95
Alex @alexpischera
2022-12-071h 06Yes OffenseEp. 79: Fatties Take a Walk feat. Mike Massaro and Lila SparksAnother last-minute pod, but as always, its still silly and weird. Mike Massaro, the most recurring guest is back along with the lovely Lila Sparks. I honestly can’t remember what we talked about because we did this so late and I’m not gonna go back and listen to figure out what to write.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can pay someone to do all this,
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Lila @lilasparks_
Mike @mike.massaro
2022-11-301h 10Yes OffenseEp. 78: Chronic Itchy Butthole feat. Besim Tonuzi, Taylor Andrews, and Nicky BYes Offense Ep. 78 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!
Did this extremely last minute at a bar thats clearly a front for sex trafficking out in Jersey. Besim Tonuzi and Taylor Andrews joined me to talk Godzilla, prolapsed stuff, and how disturbing Pinocchio was. Nicky B was here too, but she says like 2 things.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can eventually own a bar to sex traffic out of.
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Besim @besimtonuzi
Taylor @andrews_comedy
2022-11-231h 05Yes OffenseEp. 77: Traitor Joes feat. Emily Siero and Matt Lopesmily Siero is back for the 2nd week in a row and the great Matt Lopes returns as well. We talk a lot about comedy and food. Also we did this out if my car.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can eventually do this in a studio one day
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Emily @emily.siero
Matt @notmattlopes
2022-11-161h 11Yes OffenseEp. 76: Walmart in a Different Town feat, Patrick McKinstry, Emily Siero, and Lila SparksWe got 3 returning guests this week with Patrick McKinstry, Emily Siero, and Lila Sparks!!! We talk about death, baby’s soft skulls, and ghosting people to their face. Sort of.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars or you’ll get ghosted too.
2022-11-101h 13Yes OffenseEp. 75: Jizz Lane feat. Gambit and Sid Floyd
Yes Offense Ep. 75 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!
My dudes Gambit and Sid Floyd return to the pod. We talk clown sex, puking at parties, and spend adapting books into fil for way too long. It’s educational.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these intellectual talks can continue. Same as last week, but I don’t care.
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Gambit @gambitraps
Sid Floyd @sid_floyd
2022-11-021h 14Yes OffenseEp. 75: Jizz Lane feat. Gambit and Sid FloydYes Offense Ep. 75 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!
My dudes Gambit and Sid Floyd return to the pod. We talk clown sex, puking at parties, and spend adapting books into fil for way too long. It’s educational.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these intellectual talks can continue. Same as last week, but I don’t care.
Follow these dudes.
Gambit @gambitraps
Sid Floyd @sid_floyd
2022-11-021h 14Yes OffenseEp. 74: The Big 3 feat. Brian GlassWe got a surprise solo guest ep this week featuring the very funny Brian Glass. We talk high school literature, horror movie cinema, and figure out Dahmer was cool besides all the murder stuff.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these intellectual talks can continue.
Follow Brian Glass @brianglasscomic
2022-10-261h 10Yes OffenseEp. 73: Laugh Like Seth Rogan feat. Parris Nichols and Mike MassaroMike Massaro is back again, but enough about that lick. My dude, Parris Nichols a.k.a. Impression Prince made his debut on the pod this week! We talk Mortal Kombat, Jack Sparrows lifestyle, and honestly so much more movie stuff you’d think in Pete and Sell Do the Cinema again.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so we can be in movies one day then cut for doing this pod.
2022-10-201h 05Yes OffenseEp. 72: The Butter Cartel feat. Dave Sheehan and Jake BentleyYes Offense Ep. 72 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!
Jake Bentley and Dave Sheehan return to the pod after a long hiatus. We talk dinosaurs, old people terms, and pardoning worries from the 1600s, maybe it was the 1700s. I forgot.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these witches didn’t die/get made fun of in vain.
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Dave Sheehan @shroudofsilence
Jake Bentley (same on Facebook)
2022-10-121h 07Yes OffenseEp. 71: Flaps feat: Mike Massaro, Shaquana Cochran, and Emily SieroEmily Siero is back finally along with Shaquana “Big Momma” Cochran. If that’s enough estrogen for you, Mike Massaro is back for the 100th time. I think this is like the 10th episode where there’s no articles brought up so you know it’s another good one.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so I can make some money off this one day
2022-10-061h 14Yes OffenseEp. 70: 19 Oreos feat. Matt Lopes and Manny SierraManny Sierra has finally made his way back to the pod along with Matt Lopes. We talk favorite Pokémon, do our best Mike Ehrmantraut impressions, and discuss how you can’t love someone who doesn’t like the movie Rush Hour.
Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can or Matt will eat all your Oreos
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Matt Lopes @notmattlopes
Mike Massaro @mike.massaro
2022-09-281h 06Yes OffenseEp. 69: Layer Cake feat. Sid Floyd, Mike Nice, and Ish GuptaMy dudes, Sid Floyd and Mike Nice returned to the pod along with Ish Gupta. We talk movie theater disturbances, turning into animals, and we learn I didn’t know Lou Gehrig was white. There’s so much more and it’s hilarious.
Please listen, subscribe, and write reviews where you can or you’ll get Lou Gehrig’s disease.
Follow these dudes and support them as well:
Sid Floyd @sid_floyd
Mike Nice @mikenicect
Listen to their podcast, The ShedCast on all platforms you find pods @shedcast
Ish Gupta @doofyish
2022-09-211h 08Yes OffenseEp. 68: Buggy’s Got Spinners feat. Avery Quinn and Brian RogersAlexander
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Yes Offense Ep. 68 is up on YouTube, Spotify, and iTunes!!!!
Returning guests, Avery Quinn and Brian Rodgers bless the pod this week. We recorded this on 9/11 so that comes up, apparently there’s different types of Amish people according to Avery, and we share gym class horror stories.
Please listen, share it around, and subscribe wherever you can. Please do or I’ll 9/11 myself.
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Avery Quinn
@averyquinn66
Brian Rogers
@smooveheff
2022-09-151h 12Yes OffenseEp. 67: Colonel Custard feat. Mike Massaro and Dan SheaMike Massaro returns for like the 10th time while Dan Shea makes his debut on the pod. Together we find out I’m extremely historically inaccurate, that Dan didn’t kill anyone while he was in the military, and how Mike got his McDonalds taken from him by teens.
Please subscribe, write a review, and tell other people about the pod or you’ll end up like Mike.
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@sillyselli
@yesoffensepodcast
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Mike Massaro
@mike.massaro
Dan Shea
@dshea76
2022-09-071h 13Yes OffenseEp. 66: Coco Gumdrop feat. Brook Louellen Smith and Anthony VegaBrooke Louellen Smith is back along with another OG of the pod, Anthony Vega. We talk about performing at/going to strip clubs, how Brooke creepily pursues women, and why Jesus looks so sexy up there in the cross.
Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so what I just wrote will be worth it, before I inevitably go to hell.
2022-08-311h 38Yes OffenseEp. 65: The Math Cave feat. Shaquana Cochran and Lila SparksSome lovely ladies stopped by the pod this week. Shaquana Cochran returns along with Lila Sparks making her debut. We learn that Lila was a dim witted child, Shaquana will never be vegan, and I might be a psycho the way I eat my animal crackers.
Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so if I accidentally have kids, I can get them a better education than Lila got.
2022-08-241h 10Yes OffenseEp. 64: The Whorror Section feat. Matt Lopes, Chris, Warren and Cooper GavinThis week, we had everyone’s favorite sad boy, Chris Warren, back on the pod along with newcomer and neck beard enthusiast, Cooper Gavin. And if it wasn’t jam packed enough for you, make a lot of room for Matt Lopes!!! We talk how datable we would be as women, how we’d tragically die, and being sober form milkshakes. This episode rules.
Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can. Don’t make me sad like Warren.
2022-08-181h 26Yes OffenseEp. 63: Tower of ’Tism feat. LeMaire Lee and Pete EckenrothWas down in Philly this weekend and recorded this podcast after a hell of a night with my boys LeMaire Lee and Pete Eckenroth.
We talk getting tomatoes thrown at us, our weed misadventures, and apparently I’m missing out in the Muppets universe. This one went longer than usual, but that’s just cuz it’s 🔥🔥🔥
Go listen, write a review, and tell your friends or it’s tomatoes for your ass a well
2022-08-101h 58Yes OffenseEp. 62: Club Penguin feat. Avery Quinn and Ryan PetersonThe boys, Avery Quinn and Ryan Peterson return to the pod to shoot the shit. We talk a lot about being bad theater kids, when we first played GTA, and a Veracruz woman who had her gravestone turned into a giant penis.
Go listen, subscribe, and tell people about the pod. Where else are they reporting about penis chiseled gravestones???
2022-08-031h 05Yes OffenseEp. 61: Wiener Dog feat. Patrick McKinstry, Nick James, and 2 TallLast minute pod and late upload. Sorry. Patrick Mckinstry and Nick James join the pod to rant about movies, Italians, and eventually we’re joined by 2 Tall who explains the joys of becoming a new father.
Please subscribe on YouTube and write a review on iTunes. Thanks.
2022-07-2857 minYes OffenseEp. 60: I Feel No Sympathy... At All feat. Pat Oates and Dave HintzIt’s been a long time coming, but I finally got CT comedy legend Pat Oates to come on the pod. Dave Hintz is also on this episode. On some real shit though, this episode was mad fun. We talked about Forrest Gump sequels, where we were on good ole’ 9/11, and how a bunch of teens killed a guy with a traffic cone. Again, something for everyone.
Go subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends or you’ll get the traffic cone too.
2022-07-201h 23Yes OffenseEp. 59: Puerto Rican Patronum feat. Mike Massaro and Jorge Paz SaldonMike Massaro is back along with newcomer to the pod, Jorge Paz Saldon. Together, we go down a wild rabbit hole of gay Spiderman, consensual cannibalism, and how a serial killer who killed hundreds got out on good behavior.
Go like, share, and subscribe. That serial killer is still out there and kills people who dismisses subscribing.
2022-07-131h 03Yes OffenseEp. 58: How Do You Want To Die? feat. Sid Floyd and Mike NiceThe Shed Boys are back ladies and gentlemen! Sid Floyd and Mike Nice stopped by again to riff about our degenerate youths, our preferred fates, and a bunch of other nonsense. I’m too high and lazy to come up with a description right now. Enjoy.
Go subscribe and review it please! If not, I hope you have a mediocre life.
2022-06-291h 04Yes OffenseEp. 57: The Popcorn Trick feat. James T Moore and Avery QuinnDid this one after an open mic with the mates, James T Moore and Avery Quinn. We also talked to an ex-Elbow Room waitress who stumbled onto the “set” this week, Along with stories of shitty venues, we talk about the infamous popcorn trick and incels. So a little bit of everything for everyone.
Please like, share, and subscribe or whatever. I’d do it for you if you did something.
2022-06-231h 06Yes OffenseEp. 56: Angry Volleyball feat. Oswaldo and Sam Carias (Kush & Crime podcast)Ozzy and Sam Carias from the Kush & Crime podcast join the pod this week. We talk about their favorite cases they’ve investigated so far, what inspired them to start a podcast, and how I can dominate on a volleyball court.
Please subscribe and leave a review and all that stuff or I’ll spike a ball in your face
2022-06-161h 10Yes OffenseThe Legal Grey Area feat. Chris Warren and Mike MassaroThe pod has returned and to get things back on track, I had 2 of my favorite recurring guests, Chris Warren and Mike Massaro come by. We talk about gay pride bullets, crooked cop shows, and crying in front of women.
Please like, share, subscribe, and leave a review where you can. If not, this all just comes off as sad.
2022-06-081h 10Yes OffenseEp. 54: A Very Taylored Episode feat. Taylor BurtonIt’s been a minute since we had a lovely lady on the show so my best friend in the world, Taylor Burton, has been summoned to the pod. We talk about our origins of friendship, her experiences with creeps on Twitch, and our vastly different experiences working in grocery stores. One of my favorites I’ve done in awhile.
Go listen, share it around, and leave a review where you can.
2022-05-1854 minYes OffenseEp. 53: Minnowed feat. Brian Rogers (actor), Ryan Peterson (comic), and Quan Gotti (rapper/producer)My guy Brian Rogers returns to the pod and Ryan Peterson finally makes his debut. About half way through, Quan Gotti joins us as well. Unexpected, but a pleasant addition nonetheless. We talk about getting catfished in middle school, Bill Murray doing what exactly (?), and Amber Heard’s dog takes the witness stand.
Go listen, share it around, and leave a review where you can. I’ll do nothing for you in return.
2022-05-041h 04Yes OffenseEp. 52: Paint Me feat. Pete Angelo, Chris Warren, and Matt LopesThis weeks episode is packed. Pete Angelo, Chris Warren, and Matt Lopes came by this week for one of the funniest episodes yet. Apparently Matt hates fat women unironically, Pete is not a fan of religion of any kind, and we finally found the perfect women for Chris Warren: Amber Heard.
Please listen, rate, subscribe and leave a review where you can. Just don’t leave a shitty one on a pillow like good olé’ Amber.
2022-04-271h 11Yes OffenseEp. 51: Bird A** feat. Sid Floyd and Mike NiceYes Offense Episode 51 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!!
My favorite CT rap duo blessed the pod again this week. Musicians Sid Floyd and Mike nice stopped by to discuss how weird Anime intros can get, throwing up in your bed, and some fellas who were not so kind to our reptilian brethren.
Please like, share, and leave a review wherever you can. If not, Russia wins.
2022-04-201h 01Yes OffenseEp. 50: Christmas at Foxwoods feat. Avery Quinn and Mike MassaroYou’d think being outnumbered by comedians with “Christian values” wouldn’t be funny, but Avery Quinn and Mike Massaro return to the pod to dispel that myth. We give our thoughts on the Olympic Village, why we’d rather be musicians sometimes, and how James Marsden is a national treasure.
Please listen, share, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can. If you don’t, I’ll assume you’ve died violently.
2022-04-131h 05Yes OffenseEp. 49: The Stallion Vibe feat. GambitSwitching it up this week with not only a solo guest, but a non-comedian as well. Rapper/musician, Gambit, stopped by the pod to talk about possible “orgies”, bombing musically/comedically, and reminisce about the great Red Baron. Check out Gambit at his YouTube Channel: GambitRaps. Dudes a beast.
Please listen, share, and write a review anywhere you can. If you don’t, I’ll just assume you’re a bad person and that you’re going to hell when you die.
2022-04-061h 09Yes OffenseEp. 48: Chris Warren’s Bathtub Fantasy feat. Robbie ”The Fire” Bernstein, Chris Warren, and Ray RobinsonI want to point out that I always tell guests I’ll cut out anything they don’t want being put out there so just keep that in mind while listening to this episode. My man, Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein returns along with another repeat favorite, Chris Warren. Ray Robinson joined us well, but he was nervous I think. The title says it all.
Please listen, tell your friends, and subscribe/write a review on all platforms that you can. I need to afford a better therapist after this one.
2022-03-301h 04Yes OffenseEp. 47: Take that Double Stuf’d feat. Jake Bentley and Patrick MckinstryDegeneracy is in the air this week as my dudes, Jake Bentley and Patrick Mckinstry grace the pod. We talk about our times working in restaurants, Jake’s time in a Christian cult (the best kind), and our overall disdain for the Game of Thrones writers.
Please listen, share, and leave a review on one of the platforms. Your mom already did.
2022-03-231h 13Yes OffenseEp. 46: Cartman’s Crimes feat. actor, Brian RogersYes Offense Episode 46 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!!
Switching it up this week by having a (slightly) more civil guest on. My guy, Brian Rogers,finally joins the Yes Offense Island of Misfit Toys. We talk about knowing each other for the better part of a decade, his roles in various tv shows and movies, and over-analyze Snowfall and the Euphoria cast drama.
On some real shit too, when I started this pod a year ago, I was nervous about how people would receive it, but if my boys from before comedy are hitting me up to come...
2022-03-161h 10Yes OffenseEp. 45: JCPenny Gift Card feat. Cliff Mula, Mo Green, and Matt HeathThis week we had a bit of an intervention. Matt Heath came on again to bumble his way through explaining… everything. Someone hug this man. Can’t knock Matt too much though when you got Mo Green talking over everyone about his equally sad life. Cliff gets a word in here and there, but this is what happens when you pod at 1 am after a crazy show. All rudeness aside, this episode is hilarious.
Please listen, rate, review, and share the shit out of this. We’ve recently stopped doing the podcast in Russia if that helps.
2022-03-0952 minYes OffenseEp. 44: We Ruined This One feat. Dame Fk, BJ Kwaygen, and Ish GuptaIf you’ve never listened, start with this one. We got 2 returning, soft spoken guests, BJ Kwaygen and Ish Gupta, and the Dame FK makes his debut and leaves his mark on the pod. We talk about how to trip correctly, our experiences ducking the Catholic Church, and how God ”favors” certain dudes.
Please listen, leave a review, and tell your friends about the pod. Or don’t, if you have regular people as friends.
2022-03-0254 minYes OffenseEp. 43: Find God featuring Mo MussaMo Mussa returns to the pod. That should be all you need to know, but here’s a sneak peak. We talk about Kanye, some lady doing horrible things to cupcakes, and Mo’s cousin from Saudia Arabia who ”rules”.
Please go listen, like, and give a review or whatever. It’ll do more than voting for anything ever would.
2022-02-251h 02Yes OffenseEp. 43: Find God featuring Mo MussaMo Mussa returns to the pod. That should be all you need to know, but here's a sneak peak. We talk about Kanye, some lady doing horrible things to cupcakes, and Mo's cousin from Saudia Arabia who "rules".
Please go listen, like, and give a review or whatever. It'll do more than voting for anything ever would.
2022-02-2353 minYes OffenseEp. 42: Hoe-Mantic featuring Cliff Mula, Mike Massaro, and Shaquana CochranWe’re back baby! This week I got some of my favorite and most frequent guests to bless the pod. Cliff Mula stopped by to defend hoeing, Shaquana Cochran schools us on how to get a ”real” woman, and Mike Massaro mumbles and simps out for Shaquana heavy. Its a sex/relationship pod this week.
Please listen, share, and leave a review somewhere. PLEASE!!! You guys support Nike and they have child labor camps. Do the bare minimum for me.
2022-02-1653 minYes OffenseEp. 41: The Elephant Foot feat. Chris Warren and Matt LopesEveryone’s favorite white knight is back, Chris Warren, along with newcomer to the show, Matt Lopes. We talk about being fat, how Chris needs to find himself a nice girl, and Matt lists off some of his favorite movies. They all suck. Also, way more children’s movies than an adult man should be watching.
Please check it out!!! Give it a listen and a share around if you don’t mind. You do it for people you know are sexual predators and murderers.
2022-01-261h 17Yes OffenseEp. 40: Fauci Facial feat. Robbie ”The Fire” BernsteinThis week I did a solo guest episode with my dude, Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein. We talk about how the we need to roll back the state and- psych! Robbie does however roast my living situation, my beard, and my views on loving oneself. I now hate myself.
Go listen and share it around like your mom shares her “love” around
2022-01-191h 08Yes OffenseEp. 39: The Elven Blade feat. Avery Quinn and Nick JamesThis week we had everyone’s favorite CT comic, Nick James, stop by along with new comer to the pod, Avery Quinn. Obviously there is Nick bashing here, but we also talk about our high school loser selves, Farrah Abraham’s new business venture, and how I got bullied in Sunday school. My life is tragic.
Go like, share, and subscribe so I can fart in a jar and someone will buy it for any amount of dollars.
2022-01-131h 03Yes OffenseEp. 38: Belgium Fries feat. Anthony Vega and Shaquana CochranAnthony Vega stopped by to make his official debut and Shaquana Cochran is back so you know this is a good one. We talk about Betty White, our experiences working at grocery stores, and everyone’s favorite segment of the show returns: Going Thru Shaquana’s Facebook Statuses.
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2022-01-051h 03Yes OffenseEp. 37: I’m “Straight” feat. Manny Sierra, Chris Cyr, and Pete AngeloThis episode is all over the place in every best way, but what can you expect from Pete Angelo, Chris Cyr, and Manny Sierra when they gotta deal with a lunatic like me for a host. We talk about our beliefs in God, Marvel movies, and some guy who ate his Grindr dates genitals.
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2021-12-2953 minYes OffenseEp. 36: Zany Spies feat. Pete Angelo and Dave SheehanPete Angelo is finally back on the pod and Dave Sheehan finally makes his debut. We talk about my possible “delusions” about my life, 50 Cent trolling Madonna, and how nothing from high school ever ended up mattering.
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2021-12-2657 minYes OffenseEp. 35: Bad Son feat. Chris Warren and Mike MassaroYes Offense Episode 35 is up on YouTube, ITunes, and Spotify!!!
On the road again!!! This week I did the pod with Chris Warren and Mike Massaro in the back of a Polish social club. We talked (in the highest spirits) about the Polish people, our military heroes, and of course we talk about the hilarious defense of Jussie Smollett.
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2021-12-1154 minYes OffenseEp. 34: The Dunedocks feat. James T Moore and Gage MoreauWe’re back baby! This week we got 2 hilarious returning guests. James T Moore and Gage Moreau sat down in a seafood restaurant to do this with me. We talk about the eel that‘s clearly dying in the tank behind us, talk about [not]seeing Dune, and a lot of technical porn talk. Listen to this in front of your kids.
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2021-12-011h 00Yes OffenseEp. 33: Mad B****** feat. musicians Sid Floyd and Mike NiceThis week I hung out with 2 hilariously, talented musicians, Sid Floyd and Mike Nice. We talk about crazy shows that always seem to happen at Toads Place, Sid opening up for real hip hop legends, and I open up about my long running feud with Method Man. This episode is so dope! If you’re a real hip hop fan, check this episode out!
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2021-11-171h 03Yes OffenseEp. 32: D***ipedia feat. Cliff Mula, Mike Massaro, and Moe GreenGot my favorite regulars this week! Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro were nice enough to sub in last minute this week… and then there’s Moe Green. We did have a lot of fun on this episode though talking about Travie McCoy, Moe’s knowledge of lesbians, and other shit I can’t remember cuz we did this mad late.
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2021-11-1050 minYes OffenseEp. 31: Pigment Advantage feat. comedians PeteAngelo, Moe Green Whitney Allen, Ryan Petersen, Nick James, Gage Moreau, Anthony Vega, Shaquana, Cluff Mula, James T. Moore Mo Mussa, and Mustafe MuassI did this pod at a Halloween party. Its got pretty much every guest I‘ve ever had. Its insane! I don‘t remember what we talked about or if I missed naming anyone who was on. Hope there‘s some coherence to this madness. I will also never EVER do this again. Enjoy!
2021-11-0449 minYes OffenseEp. 30: You‘re Not A Up feat. Randy Young and ShaquanaRandy Young returns to the pod along with 1st time guest, Shaquana. We learn that Shaquana can’t talk into a mic without a stand, talk about what movie character types we relate to the most, and analyze the crazy media storm surrounding the Alec Baldwin shooting.
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2021-10-271h 15Yes OffenseEp. 29: Neighborhood Bullies feat. Mo Mussa and Mustafe MussaThe infamous Moe and Mustafe Mussa stopped by this week to chop it up!! We talk about their crazy Somalian relatives, some lady who got beat up by teens then the cop who pulled up on her, and getting into parties we weren’t invited to in high school .You know these 2 so you know this episode is insane!!!
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2021-10-211h 10Yes OffenseEp. 28: R.P.R. feat. Cliff Mula and Mike MassaroCliff Mula and Mike Massaro return to the pod. We listen to Cliff tell us about more crime he’s witnessed, talk about the “controversy” surround the latest Bond film, and we pay tribute to Christopher Columbus because, “In this house Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story!”
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2021-10-1457 minYes OffenseEp 27: The Defarted feat. Jason Marby and Joey Buddha2 new guests again this week! Went out to MA to do a pod with my mans, Jason Marby and Joey Buddha. We did this in a car outside of a mic so we obviously chastise vagrants that walk by, I can Jason like 5 different names than Jason due to smoking too much, and we talk probably way too much about sex on this one, but it was still a fun one. Please Go like, share, and subscribe so people will travel to me from now on
2021-10-0654 minYes OffenseEp 26: The Defarted feat. Jason Marby and Joey Buddha2 new guests again this week! Went out to MA to do a pod with my mans, Jason Marby and Joey Buddha. We did this in a car outside of a mic so we obviously chastise vagrants that walk by, I can Jason like 5 different names than Jason due to smoking too much, and we talk probably way too much about sex on this one, but it was still a fun one. Please Go like, share, and subscribe so people will travel to me from now on
2021-10-0601 minYes OffenseEp. 26: Nick, His Sister, and The Cat feat. Joy Nystrom and Nick JamesBack again this week with 2 new guests for you guys!! We got everyone‘s favorite CT comedian, Nick James, to make his debut along with the lovely Joy Nystrom to keep Nick’s cringe to a minimum. We talk about kids who wear Confederate flags that live up here, I tell a story of pooping my pants in 8th grade, and we come to the conclusion that we’re all slightly autistic. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can justify keeping this podcast going
2021-09-291h 08Yes OffenseEp. 24: Porch Pod feat. Mike Massaro and Austin ApostolSorry for the delay again, but we’re back this week with 2 of my favorite recurring guests, Mike Massaro and Austin Apostol. We dive into my extensive research on girls named Kelsey, find out Biden’s family owned slaves or something, and talk about how we’d off ourselves. All in the spirit of comedy… obviously. Go like, share, and subscribe so I don’t have to do this on a porch next time
2021-09-2257 minYes OffenseEp. 25: A Wario and Waluigi Thing feat. Matt Heath and Rex CaesarThis week I had 2 new guests, Matt Heath and Rex Caesar. We take a “Which Soprano Are You?” quiz, I continue my feud with Awkwafina, and we reminisce over one of the greatest comedians, Norm Macdonald (RIP). Please check it out!! We did this in Rex’s liberal mother’s dining room so please make sure this gets back to her someway. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to get a house where i can do this in my own kitchen
2021-09-2255 minYes OffenseEp. 23: Gotta Look Out For Ya H*** feat. Cliff Mula and Manny SierraThis week I had my favorite recurring guest, Cliff Mula, along with another return guest, Manny Sierra. We did this shit last minute in my car but it still came out awesome. Cliff and I tell Manny how we met, we argue over X-Men and The Big Lebowski, and we also talk about the late, great Michael Kenneth Williams (RIP). Also I think Manny says like 5 things this whole podcast. Again, super last minute pod! Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I can stop doing this in my car
2021-09-1052 minYes OffenseEp. 22: No One Leaves Until The Coke Man Gets Here feat. Chris Warren and Brooke Louellen SmithThis week, Brooke Louellen made her debut on the pod and Chris Warren returned! If you’ve ever wondered why Chirs is the way he is, we discuss his relationship with his father, how to REALLY deal with the cops, and if you couldn’t tell from the title, cocaine! One of the funniest episodes yet. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can actually afford coke
2021-09-011h 00Yes OffenseEp. 21: The Lamp feat. Robbie "The Fire" BernsteinOnly one guest this week, but its a fire guest.... Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein. God, I hate myself. I try to give Robbie dating advice, Robbie tries to convince me weed isn't helping my life, and we inevitably end up ranting about how the government can't be trusted... also there's a lamp. It’ll all make sense if you listen!!! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can justify my weed consumption
2021-08-251h 04Yes OffenseEp. 20: Meatloaf feat. Mike Gray and Mo GreenWent back up to Portland, ME this week with Mo Green to compete in “New England’s Funniest Comedian” Competition. We lost, but we still got to meet up with comedian Mike Gray and have a hell of a pod! We talk about Meatloaf, being Jehovah witnesses, and more God stuff I don’t believe in. Mo sings too… Go like, share, and subscribe so never have to travel with Mo Green again
2021-08-181h 03Yes OffenseEp. 19: Livia Soprano Is Hot feat. Randy Young and Chris WarrenThis week Randy Young and Chris Warren stopped by to shoot the shit. We talked about racist zombies, how much and why Chris hates comic book movies, and of course, as always, will never change, we talk about The Sopranos. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe to this so I can afford health insurance
2021-08-1256 minYes OffenseEp. 18: Classic Podcast Snafu feat. Mustafa Mussa, Johnny Benson, and Jake BentleyThis week I made the classic podcast mistake of not hitting record for the 1st 20 minutes of what was supposed to be the pod. Joining me on this major malfunction is Mustafe Mussa, Johnny Benson, and Jake Bentley. We talk about the Woodstock 99 doc on HBO, Johnny Benson can’t tell which baby is DaBaby, and we defend Lizzo.. I think? Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford an in-house producer
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2021-08-041h 01Yes OffenseEp. 17: No Foreplay, No Condom feat. Cliff Mula and Mike MassaroYes Offense Episode 16 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!!
This week I traveled to Portland, Maine to compete at New England’s Funniest Comedian 2021 Comedy Competition. Turns out Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro were also on the show so we met up after the competition to do this pod. We talk about our experiences in doing comedy in Maine for the 1st time to which it naturally devolves into STD stories and comparing our favorite snuff films. It's a doozy to say the least. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can fly to Maine next time
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2021-07-2851 minYes OffenseEp. 16: Shut Up and Dribble, Doc! feat. Mustafe Mussa and Manny SierraMustafe Mussa and Manny Sierra joined me this week in the studio (my living room). We talked about some dumb broads, Kevin Spacey’s body count, and Space Jam 2. Mostly Space Jam 2. Honestly, either of the previous subjects lead or branch off into Space Jam 2. That movie was insane. Expect insane riffs. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford my own HBO
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2021-07-2157 minYes OffenseEp. 15: Spit on the Knuckles feat. James T Moore and Emily SantarsieroJames T Moore returns and Emily Santarsiero makes her debut. We talk about horoscopes, our favorite actors, and a friendly Peacock that was gunned down in the street. There’s more and it's way sexier and gross, but you’ll have to listen to find out why. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can poison more minds
2021-07-141h 02Yes OffenseEp. 14: She's Not Even Hot feat. Ben Kirsch and Mike MassaroSorry for missing you the week before, but we’re back with a hilarious episode! Ben Kirsch stopped by along with returning guest, Mike Massaro. While we start on track when talking about Bill Cosby or the stoner Olympic chick, we somehow end up talking about Agent Cody Banks. So nothing too out of the ordinary I guess. Go like, share, and subscribe so I don’t have to sell drugs anymore
2021-07-0749 minYes OffenseEp. 13: Black Batman, Bad Superman feat. Mo MussaThis week I only had one guest. Mo Mussa was kind enough to stop by and disrespect my apartment. Along with that, we also talk about the latest Batman controversy, that Ukrainian couple that was handcuffed to themselves for 123 days, and Chrissy Teigan’s online bullying. This was a fun one! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can get a better apartment
2021-06-2352 minYes OffenseEp. 12: Jehomo Witness feat. Cliff Mula and Mo GreenWe got 2 returning/repeat guests this week, Cliff Mula and Mo Green. We talk about basic stuff like Martin Luther King having hoes, Aladdin having hoes, and then of course it devolves into a discussion about porn and if certain preferences make you gay or not. They do and it turns out we’re all gay. At least in my opinion. Anyways, go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to live in CT
2021-06-161h 16Yes OffenseEp. 11: 30 Min. In feat. Pete Angelo and Jonathan TillsonJonathan Tillson was nice enough to come hang and Pete Angelo returns to the show. We talk about bots on dating apps, something about bootstraps, and then it just takes a hilariously dark turn. This is a wild one! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can shop at Whole Foods
2021-06-0956 minYes OffenseEp. 10: Cut Nothing Out feat. Andre Kim and BJ QuaygonThis week, comedians BJ Quaygon and Andre Kim hung out after a show and did a pod in my car. We cover subjects such as John Mulaney leaving his wife, BJ’s love for Family Matters, and these dudes try to overthrow my leadership the whole show and it turned out to be one of my favorite episodes yet. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can stop doing this out of my car
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2021-06-0252 minYes OffenseEp. 9: High Dolphins feat. Austin Apostol and Gage MoreauComedians Austin Apostol and Gage Moreau stopped by the show this week. We talked about many things including thirst traps, “wiping” techniques, and the morality of zoos. There’s more, but you’ll have to listen. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can move up a social class
2021-05-2659 minYes OffenseEp. 8: J Cole Can't Dunk feat. Ish Gupta and Mustafe MussaMy roommates and fellow comedians Ish Gupta and Mustafe Mussa came on the show this week. We talk about the Tony Hinchcliffe incident, R Kelly being R Kelly, and J Cole’s “mediocrity”. It's a doozy. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I don’t need roommates anymore
2021-05-1955 minYes OffenseEp 7: Gaslighting a.k.a. Making a Sound Argument feat. Cody Marino and Mo MussaThis week, comedians Cody Marino and Mo Mussa stopped by. We discuss how names can define a personality, the hypocrisy of gaslighting, and I convince these dudes to give Invincible a shot. A little bit of everything in this episode… Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I pay someone to make sure this comes out on time
2021-05-131h 02Yes OffenseEp 6: Wakanda Face feat. Colin Cook and Chris CyrHung out with Colin Cook and Chris Cyr this week! We talked about our favorite Marvel movies, our favorite serial killers, and Chris only mentions hating white people like 5 times... maybe more. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I can buy better drugs
2021-05-051h 11Yes OffenseEp. 5 Well, That's The Other Thing feat. Pete Angelo and Mo GreenChilled with Pete Angelo and Mo Green this week! We talk about naming the pod, Yes Offense, controversies that happened months ago, and Mortal Kombat. Mostly Mortal Kombat.. The whole last half hour… Check it out!!! Like, share, and subscribe so I can quit my day job
2021-04-281h 03Yes OffenseEp. 4 These Blacks feat. Cliff Mula and James T MooreYour boy sat down with comedians, Cliff Mula and James T Moore this week! This one is really all over the place in a great way. We talk the Idris Elba controversy, Cliff tells us about crimes he’s witnessed (definitly wasn’t a part of), and it turns out I’m kind of gay. Aren’t we all though? Like, Share, and Subscribe or I’ll kill myself
2021-04-211h 11Yes OffenseEp. 3 Chefs Aren't Heroes feat. Katie Arroyo and Rodney NormanThis week, I was joined by fellow comedians, Katie Arroyo and Rodney Norman to talk about COVID, our experiences in the restaurant industry, and how’d we all think we’d survive in the zombie apocalypse. Like, Share, and Subscribe! Love you
2021-04-1457 minYes OffenseEp. 2 Live from Austin(s) Car feat. Tom Roche and Austin ApostolTodays episode features comedians Tom Roche and Austin Apostol. We recorded this in Austin's car and it still came out great. In this episode, we talk switching bodies, drunk stories, and why high school coaches keep being racist. There's a little something for everyone on this one. Also, I realized I need to stop saying "wild". Enjoy!
2021-03-3149 minYes OffenseEp. 1 White A** P**** feat. Cliff Mula, Ish Gupta, and Mike MassaroSelli and fellow comedians Cliff Mula, Ish Gupta, and Mike Massaro give their alternate takes on children's movies, discuss why some Skillet member compared Cardi B to Hitler, and how we all hated going to church. Like, Share, and Subscribe or whatever. Enjoy!
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