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AF5 PodcastPUT GRANDMA ON THE COUCH; SHE WON'T MINDVacation, but make it dysfunctional! Today’s stories include: a grandma who unintentionally starts a turf war, a surprise third wheel to Bali, and one couple trying to keep their romantic getaway mom-free. We also weigh in on the sacredness of snack rations and whether RSVP deadlines apply to family members who think they’re above the law. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-07-251h 08AF5 PodcastI CAN'T. I'M LEFT-HANDED.In this episode we unpack the mental gymnastics of (mostly) men who mysteriously lose all motor function when asked to literally anything. This episode is a masterclass in baffling, frustrating, and sometimes hilarious stories of grown folk who weaponize incompetence like its a second language. Featuring bonus content: the ex who claimed "I can't do the laundry. I'm left-handed & the washer is on the wrong side of the dryer." Ummm, SIR??? Criss cross apple sauce, Fam. It's story time!2025-07-171h 01AF5 PodcastLET'S NORMALIZE RUNNING AWAY & HIDING FROM OUR KIDS!Who the heck am I anymore? It hits you somewhere between your newborn son pooping on your face & hiding in your car to take a conference call: I don't know who I am outside of these little crumb snatchers! In this episode, we break down the unspoken identity crisis of parenting - or taking care of a loved one (aging parents)...the loss, the burnout and the quiet moments where you miss the old you. But don't you worry, we're also here with lots of validation (no, you are NOT crazy) and solutions that will help you find yourself...2025-07-1057 minAF5 PodcastAF5’s GREATEST HITS : A ROUNDUP OF ALL OUR FUNNIES!Life was really “life’n” for us this week & we almost skipped putting out an episode! But we love yall too much so we pivoted! We compiled a bunch of our funniest BTS clips & cutdowns for yall to giggle with us & remind you that we love you! We’ve never done this before so enjoy & don’t worry about LOLing in your cubicle at work! Your coworkers are all haters anyway, so you may as well have fun! Lol! We love yall & we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! Criss cross Apple sauce, Fam! It’s giggle time!2025-07-0342 minAF5 PodcastPART 2: IT'S GIVING WRONG ANSWERWe're BAAAACK with Part 2 of the viral TikTok couple's quiz! Tune in to see how Noelle did with the "bro" questions Tait had locked & loaded for her! You're also gonna wanna stick around for a crazy encounter she had with a pervert who worked at Lowes! Lol! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-06-261h 04AF5 PodcastIT'S GIVING... WRONG ANSWERNoelle: “What does the word snatched mean?”Tait: “Easy. That’s the lady parts down below.”Welcome to Part 1 of the TikTok viral couples quiz you’ve been asking for. Noelle puts Tait in the hot seat with words, tools, and phrases she swears any functioning adult should know. His answers? Funny. Confident. Deeply incorrect. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-06-191h 01AF5 PodcastGIVE US AN OSCAR, WE'VE WRITTEN A BETTER SCREENPLAY!In every movie, there’s at least one person making the dumbest possible choice. We wouldn’t be that person. We’d be the ones calling the shots & making better decisions! This episode is us rewriting the scenes the way they should’ve gone. Our movies would probably only be 12 min long, but they’d be award worthy! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s movie time!2025-06-121h 07AF5 PodcastNO BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?We asked, “What’s the most messed up thing you’ve overheard someone say when they thought no one was listening?” — and the submissions were… kookoo bananas! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!Highlights include:🧏♂️ A grandma trash-talking her newborn grandchild🍤 A kid craving seafood in the aquarium🎄A mom ruining Christmas with a side of “I wish I never had you”2025-06-0555 minAF5 PodcastTHE HARDEST THINGS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT!Saying sorry. Saying “I love you.” Changing your life. They’re not always easy—but they matter the most. This episode is full of honest talk about doing the hard emotional work that makes us softer, kinder, and more whole. If you’re holding onto pain, guilt, or silence—this one’s for you. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-05-2952 minAF5 PodcastPICK A STRUGGLE, TOMATO BOY!This year’s family vacation recap includes: the annual sprinter van struggle, gourmet shrimp-tails at the teppan table, and our ongoing war against sunburned men with inflated confidence. Afualo family fun in Hawaii, as always, in full effect! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-05-221h 03AF5 PodcastIT JUST GAVE ME THE ICK: THE SILLIEST REASONS FOR ROMANTIC BREAKUPSWhen you know, you know—and sometimes it’s time to leave for a reason you’ll never tell your therapist. This episode shares all kind of silly reasons people have broken off relationships! And TBH...they're kind of epic! Lol! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-05-1558 minAF5 PodcastFRIENDSHIP BREAKUPS: THE PETTY FILESWas it dramatic? Yes. Was it necessary? Also yes. Tune in for the pettiest friendship fades ever! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-05-0858 minAF5 PodcastTHE BUSH, THE BRIDE, AND THE CLINGY TWINBecause nothing says love like overreacting to manscaping, pricing out your best friend of 15 years, or dating one half of a package deal! We love a good AITA episode! 2025-05-0157 minAF5 PodcastFARTS, HANGOVERS & PERIOD PAIN: YEAH, WE GOT A CHEAT CODE FOR THAT!Because sometimes you just need advice from your internet parents who’ve been through it all & have proven cheat codes to improve your life!2025-04-241h 01AF5 PodcastYOU WEREN'T BORN TO BE BASIC — A REMINDER THAT YOUR WEIRD IS YOUR MAGIC!Welcome to the first of many unapologetic episodes of You Weren’t Born to Be Basic—a space where your quirks are celebrated, your truth is sacred, and fitting in is officially canceled.In this episode, we’re talking about: • Why “normal” is a myth (and a boring one at that) • The quiet cost of chasing approval • What happens when you stop shrinking and start showing up • How to unlearn the urge to be palatable and perfect • And why being real—messy, magical, you—is your ultimate power moveThis isn’t self-help with a filter. It’s soul talk with edge.So if you’ve ever...2025-04-171h 03AF5 PodcastSLEEPING WITH THE SAME PERSON LONGER THAN YOUTUBE'S BEEN ALIVE!Whether you’re dating, newly married, or just trying to figure love out—this one’s for you! 25 years of marriage, and we’re still here—laughing, loving, and occasionally debating over “who ate my leftovers” (again). In this episode, we get real about what it takes to stay together through life’s chaos: the ups, the arguments, the inside jokes, the running bits and the kind of love that grows deeper, weirder, and more worth it over time!2025-04-1058 minAF5 PodcastPART 2: THAT INTROVERT LIFE THO: BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANXIETY and Overthinking!Y’all submitted so many stories on what it’s like doing everyday tasks as an introvert and the anxiety it caused you, that we HAD to make a PART 2! LOL! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-04-0358 minAF5 PodcastPART 1: THAT INTROVERT LIFE THO: BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANXIETY AND OVERTHINKINGToday's stories were generated by our Lil Ant Army & Tait! We asked our Lil introverted Ants "As an introvert, what gives you the most anxiety no matter how many times you do it?" And boy, y'all did not disappoint! LOL! If you're an introvert, this episode will definitely make you feel seen! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-03-271h 02AF5 PodcastTALES OF THE ENTITLED & SHAMELESSJoin us as we dive into the world of entitled people who believe ‘manners’ are optional and ‘sorry’ is a light suggestion.2025-03-2058 minAF5 PodcastIT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU: A GENTLE REMINDER THAT YOU DESERVE THE BEST!They say every story has two sides but let’s be real… yours is just the correct one. 😌✌️ An episode that will validate you in the relationships your struggling in, give you a gentle reminder that we see you, you matter & you deserve to be loved! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-03-131h 02AF5 PodcastPART 2: SORRY, NOT SORRY! THE PETTY OLYMPICSOur listeners (AKA Little Ants) take the gold medal by sharing their most legendary micro-petty moments with all of you—prepare to cringe & laugh! Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-03-0541 minAF5 PodcastPART 1: SORRY, NOT SORRY! THE PETTY OLYMPICSLet the games begin... and may the pettiest win! This week's episode talks about how we learn to be micro-petty at a very early age & shares a few of our favorite micro-petty aggressions! LOL! Criss-cross apple sauce, fam! It's story time!2025-02-2736 minAF5 PodcastSTOP WASTING TIME! LIFE'S TOO SHORT! WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?Life is too short so don't waste it focusing on what others will think of your dreams & goals! In this episode, we talk about getting after your dreams & we even share 5 bucket list items of our own in hopes that this gives you the courage you need to do that thing you keep putting off! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-02-2052 minAF5 PodcastTHINGS WE WISHED WE LEARNED IN SCHOOL!HEY! I'm not going to be an engineer! So WHY is algebra mandatory in school?How 'bout you teach me how to gain confidence & embrace all the best parts of me, or how to cook & change a flat tire?You know, things that I will actually NEED to know in my adulthood? Tune in to your favorite internet parents as we talk about things we wished we learned in school to make our adult lives easier! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time!2025-02-131h 00AF5 PodcastAN INTROVERT'S WORST NIGHTMARE: A GAME OF "WOULD YOU RATHER"The world is still chaotic right now, so we decided to keep the fun times going! In this episode we play “Would You Rather” and the results made Tait nervous like he had to really make the choices presented to him! LOL! He is truly representing INTROVERTS around the world! LOL! Join us for some more giggles & a sprinkle of fun anxiety! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-02-0654 minAF5 Podcast40 PAIR OF TIGHTY WHITIES IN MY LIVING ROOM? CRAZY ROOMMATE CHRONICLESThis world is kookoo bananas these days so we are going to keep it nice & light for you! In this episode, we showcase some crazy roommate stories just for you! So if we can distract you & make you laugh for even a short period of time, we are gonna make that happen STAT! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's giggle time!2025-01-3059 minAF5 PodcastMONEY IS LIKE OXYGEN; YOU NEED IT TO SURVIVE! HOW TO MANAGE YOUR DEBT, INCOME & SAVINGSWhat’s the one thing everyone has in common? They NEED money to survive in this world. But most people have debt, have trouble making money, saving money and KEEPING their money. This episode provides information on 3 ways to level up your finances in 2025: Creating a budget that’s easy to follow; an easy method to pay off your credit card debt; and ideas to work a side hustle to make more money! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-01-2352 minAF5 PodcastYOU ASKED, WE ANSWERED: ADVICE WRAP UP FOR 2025Y’all crowned us your “favorite internet parents” and we are so grateful to you all! So to celebrate our love for our Little Ant Army, we are reading the comments/DMs you’ve sent us, tying them to some advice from your Parentals in our version of a love letter to you all! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2025-01-161h 19AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: BINGO BABY! HOW TO TAKE 2025 BY THE GOOCH & GET EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED!Because we are yappers, you know we had to make a PART 2! LOL! In this episode, we talk about how important being grateful is in order to be successful in 2025; ditching the vision board & creating a Bingo Card for your 2025 manifestations; and then we teach you HOW to create a successful manifestation Bingo Card! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time! 2025-01-091h 06AF5 PodcastPART 1: BINGO BABY! HOW TO TAKE 2025 BY THE GOOCH & GET EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED!IT'S SEASON 2 Y'ALL! This episode describes, step-by-step, how to manifest all your heart’s desires in 2025!
We are not doing the same old thing this new year: make New Year's resolutions in January and then quit on them by February! We are going to get what we want & deserve this year! How are we going to do that? We are going to start by prioritizing ourselves. We are going to put our needs before everyone else’s and we are NOT going to feel guilty about it! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s a new year, a new yo...2025-01-011h 00AF5 PodcastGARDENING, COCKTAILS & FOOD FIGHT CLUB: 2024 IS A WRAP!!WE DID IT, Y’ALL! We completed our 52nd episode/ first year of the AF5 Podcast! In celebration of that huge accomplishment, we had our first special guest! This special guest watched Tait garden, Noelle drink cocktails & launch our first ever “Food Fight Club”. This is where we sampled foods we’ve never tried before & rated them “Funnnnn or Fightin' in the Front Yard”! While we did this, we recapped our year in 2024 & our favorite memories! Thank you to all of YOU for making this the best year EVER & for helping us create this podcast that means so much to all of yo...2024-12-261h 04AF5 PodcastWHEN YOU CREATE YOUR OWN HOLIDAY TRADITIONS: BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY SUCKS!Everyone has family that suck & make the holiday season a nightmare. And we are no exception. But the one thing that served us well was this: We did not sit around ruminating about the family we "wished" we had. We created our own holiday traditions for the family we were raising & created a loving & fun environment that created so many beautiful memories! Join us as we share our AF5 holiday traditions & some hilarious moments with our kids! Criss-cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-12-191h 05AF5 PodcastHOW TO CREATE A STRESS-FREE HOLIDAY & PROTECT YOUR PEACE!The holidays can be super stressful & anxious-ridden! Mental & physical health are so important and should be a priority during this time. In this episode, your favorite internet parents give you tips & tricks on how to create an stress-free holiday season when it comes to work, family, friends & more! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2024-12-1256 minAF5 PodcastHO! HO! HO! OUR EXPERT REVIEW & HOT TAKES ON HOLIDAY MOVIES!We put our “judgy” Santa hats on & reviewed our most cherished holiday movies! We also have a few hot takes on popular holiday movies, we share the movies we love but no one else does & we discuss the most underrated holiday movies! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s movie review time!2024-12-0453 minAF5 PodcastRE-GIFTING ME A GIFT I BOUGHT FOR YOU? NAH, WE'RE BOXING IN THE FRONT YARD!Believe it or not, gift giving is a skill. There’s a certain protocol one must follow and if you don’t, you’re an A-hole! Lock in now to hear stories on how awful people can be when gift giving is involved & funny stories of the worst gifts some people have received! Criss-cross applesauce, Fam, it’s story time!2024-11-281h 04AF5 PodcastMAY THE ODDS FOREVER BE IN YOUR FAVOR: STOP VOLUNTEERING AS TRIBUTE TO PUT OTHERS BEFORE YOURSELF!Stop volunteering as Tribute to let people walk all over you & take you for granted! Inspired by the amazing Mel Robbins, this week’s episode focuses on 7 topics covered in her book “Let Them”. We talk about how we are not responsible for other people’s happiness, managing their emotions, proving our worth to them & more! We share our own lived experiences on all 7 topics & provide take aways on how you can give yourself permission to put you & your happiness before others! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2024-11-211h 02AF5 PodcastPART 3 OF 3: ASK YOUR FAVORITE INTERNET PARENTS ANYTHING: ADVICE ON CAREER, RELATIONSHIPS, BUSINESS & MORE!Calling all our little Ants (aka Ant Army 🐜)! We loved receiving all your requests for doing more advice questions you submitted! So here ya go! In this episode we give advice on topics like changing careers, relationships, how to start a business & more! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time! 2024-11-141h 08AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 3: ASK YOUR FAVORITE INTERNET PARENTS ANYTHING: BREAKING UP, MEAN GIRLS & MORE!Y’all had so many questions for your favorite internet parents, we’re running it back for a PART 2! This episode covers advice for a potential breakup, navigating mean-girl friends, not letting family walk all over you, advocating for yourself and more! Oh, and don’t forget, we now include bloopers & outtakes in our episodes! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2024-11-071h 00AF5 PodcastPART 1 OF 3: ASK YOUR FAVORITE INTERNET PARENTS ANYTHING: GRIEF DURING HOLIDAYS, RAISING SOLID SONS, GO-TO PARENTING HACKS & MORE!Happy Hallows Eve, y’all! It’s time for our monthly “Ask Your Favorite Internet Parents Anything”. In this episode, you asked us how to manage grief during the holidays, how to raise a solid son who believes in feminism, our go-to parenting hacks & much more! Y’all submitted so many questions we had to divide them up into two episodes and the rest we will answer on Instagram & TikTok. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!2024-10-3158 minAF5 PodcastA SPOOKY DISASTER: OUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT SCARY MOVIE REVIEWSWatching scary movies during the month of October is awesome! But have you watched old school movies from the 90s & 2000s? In this episode, we make our first attempt at reviewing our favorite, most memorable scary movies…and it was, ummm…very interesting! LOL! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s scary movie review time!2024-10-2459 minAF5 PodcastEEEK! THE AF5 COMMUNITY BELIEVES IN GHOSTS, TOO! FANS SUBMIT THEIR GHOST ENCOUNTERS!Our AF5 Community are believers, too…in GHOSTS, that is! This episode shares their personal ghost encounters & they are sooo good! Filming this episode gave us the creeps…but in a fun, Halloweenie, kind of way! Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It’s spooky, story time!2024-10-1755 minAF5 PodcastOF COURSE WE BELIEVE IN GHOSTS! REAL-LIFE GHOST ENCOUNTERS & STORIES!It's spooky season, y'all! And the we believe in spirits, ghosts & all the ghostbusters stuff out there because it's our love language! So in this episode, we shared some real-life, personal ghost encounters & stories! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's scary, story time!2024-10-1055 minAF5 PodcastOF COURSE We believe in GHOSTS! Real-Life Ghost Encounters & Stories!It's spooky season, y'all! And the we believe in spirits, ghosts & all the ghostbusters stuff out there because it's our love language! So we shared some real-life, personal ghost encounters & stories in this episode! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's scary, story time!2024-10-1055 minAF5 PodcastWHEN THE GRIM REAPER CHASES YOU ALL THE WAY HOME: AITA: HALLOWEEN EDITIONY’all know what time it is! It’s the first Thursday of the month so it’s time for an AITA episode! But this time it’s a Halloween edition! From a mom who crushes her teen daughter’s Halloween fun, to a gf who has to kick a girl out of her party for insinuating she’s being intimate with her bf, to a guy who berates his friend for making him lose a costume contest to a bulldog and MORE! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time! 2024-10-031h 16AF5 PodcastPART 3 OF 3: THAT'S TOUR, BABY! A RECAP & BTS OF THE LOUD BOOK TOURAnd that's a wrap, baby! This is part 3 of a 3-part series of our recap of the LOUD tour (ft. @twoidiotgirls ), promoting our daughter, Drew Afualo’s New York Times Best Selling book, LOUD, Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve! This episode covers 10 cities, of our 21-city tour, and all our core memories from each city. From secret pregnancy announcements, to our first experience at Buccees, to sharing lots of BTS that's never been published, this episode really encapsulates what it was like to be on tour for 30 days. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-09-261h 13AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 3: THAT'S TOUR, BABY! A RECAP & BTS OF THE LOUD BOOK TOURYesssirrrr! This is Part 2 of a 3-part series of our experience on the LOUD tour (ft. @twoidiotgirls ), promoting our daughter, Drew Afualo’s New York Times Best Selling book, LOUD, Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve! We continue to share BTS stories & show you video & photos that have never been published! Criss-cross, apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-09-1957 minAF5 PodcastPART 1 OF 3: THAT'S TOUR, BABY! A RECAP & BTS OF THE LOUD BOOK TOURWe did it y'all! Us parentals toured for a MONTH with our daughters, Deison & Drew (Two Idiot Girls) to promote Drew's New York Times Best Selling book, LOUD, Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve! This is PART 1 of a 3-part series. We take you behind the scenes & show you video & photos that have never been seen. Criss-cross, apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-09-121h 03AF5 PodcastFART RAGE, TRASH TALK & POOP ON THE TOILET SEAT: AITA EDITIONIt's time for our monthly AITA episode (first Thursday of every month)! In this episode, you'll hear stories about: a wife who almost divorces her husband because he farts in her & her baby's faces; a gf who cant believe what he bf does in the bathroom, a husband who hears his wife talk trash on him during a butt-dial and much more! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-09-0557 minAF5 PodcastGEN X vs. GEN Z: WE AIN'T THE SAMEThere's so much discourse on the difference between each generation & how they grew up. One things for sure: Gen X is just built different. From the alcohol we drank, to the games we played outside that sent kids to the hospital, our upbringing was WILD. It's a miracle we're still alive! LOL! Tune in to hear how we grew up vs how kids are growing up today!2024-08-291h 01AF5 PodcastHOW TO HEAL YOUR INNER CHILD THE AF5 WAYHealing your inner child doesn’t have to be “daunting & heavy”. In this episode, we talk about what we do to heal our inner child with things that bring us joy! Tune in to get some tips on how you can heal in a fun & light way!2024-08-2259 minAF5 PodcastTAKING A PERSONALITY TRAIT TEST WILL DEFINITELY HURT YOUR FEELINGS!Ever take an MBTI test (aka Personality test)? We did! And man o' mannnn did it shed some light on our strengths and weaknesses (and hurt our feelings a lil bit)! LOL! More importantly, it showed us how we can use this information to benefit us in relationships, getting promotions, hiring the best people, etc. After you listen to our episode, take the test & let us know what you learned about yourself!2024-08-151h 04AF5 PodcastNAME MY FART??? AITA MONTHLY EDITIONOur monthly AITA episode is back but this time the stories are light-hearted! We talk about a BF who’s embarrassed by his unfunny GF, a dad who thinks his daughters stories about a shrinking pen*s is hilarious, a GF who changes the words of “Eye of the Tiger” to “Eye of the Poopies” while her BF takes a dump and more! Tune in to the AF5 Podcast to watch the whole episode & weigh in with your opinions!2024-08-081h 00AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: ASK US ANYTHING: ADVICE & PERSONAL QUESTIONSMore AUA & personal questions from our amazing followers! In this eppy, we cover each other’s green/beige flags, what’s the glue that keeps our 31-year relationship rock solid, Noelle’s super embarrassing moment on the Rise of the Resistance ride at Disneyland & much more! Tune in to the @af5Podcast to watch the whole video! Criss-cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!2024-08-0157 minAF5 PodcastPART 1: ASK US ANYTHING: ADVICE & PERSONAL QUESTIONSYou asked & we answered! Y'all asked so many questions on our Instagram (@AF5life) that we had to split this one up into 2 episodes! In this eppy, we cover the lore behind Drew, Deison & Donovan's names, tips on what do to if you want to go to university and/or go to law school, how to gain confidence & much much more! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-07-251h 03AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: PET PEEVES: TALKING ABOUT HEMORRHOIDS ON SPEAKERPHONE?Our amazing followers sent in an influx of pet peeves so we HAD to do a part 2! From people who dont know what personal space means, elevator A-holes & airplane jerks to people who talk on speakerphone inside businesses & women inappropriately touching Tait in public spaces! Like, WTH? 2024-07-181h 05AF5 PodcastPART 1 OF 2: PET PEEVES: WHY DOES TAIT HAVE BEEF WITH NOELLE'S THONGS?We asked and y'all answered...and so much so that we had to make 2 episodes! We asked what are your pet peeves & why? And we had a few of our own, especially Tait. He has a beef w/Noelle & her underwear! LOL! Tune in to the @AF5Podcast to watch the whole video and hear more details. Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time.2024-07-1155 minAF5 PodcastTOUCH MY PRIVATES & I BREAK YOUR NOSE: AN AITA EPISODEYou know what time it is! The first Thursday of every month we do an AITA episode for y'all! This eppy has some crazy stuff in it! From a guy breaking a girls nose; a husband who uses an Airtag to prove his wife is sabotaging him; to a guy who thinks he can control if his gf wears a bikini in Thailand! Lock in to the @AF5Podcast to hear these stories and more! New episodes drop every Thursday at midnight!2024-07-041h 03AF5 PodcastAN EX, A REJECTION & A DEBBIE DOWNER: THE AF5 MONTHLY ADVICE EPPYYou asked & we delivered! The last week of every month, we ask our listeners to submit any questions they want advice on from their favorite internet parents and this month's questions are REALLY good! Tune in to hear what our internet kids are asking (and by kids we mean anyone who submitted a question)! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-06-2750 minAF5 PodcastBEING AN ALLY IS A SKILL: THE TOP 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOWWhat kind of parents would we be if we dedicated every episode this month to the LGBTQ+ community for Pride Month & we didnt cover how to be an amazing Ally? This podcast is dedicated to all the parents, siblings & friends who really want to show up for their LGBTQ+ loved ones in a way that sends positivity & change into the world! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's Pride month! 2024-06-2052 minAF5 PodcastRELAX! I'M NOT PREGGERS, I'M JUST GAY: A BEAUTIFUL COMING OUT STORYThis episode is for both the folks who want to come out to their families AND for the parents/families who will soon receive that news. No matter how much you prepare, you will never be 100% ready to come out or be on the receiving end of those "coming out" words. You might make some big mistakes or you may handle it like a champ! In this week's episode, we finally share our oldest daughter's coming out story and some takeaways to help you navigate this milestone event (both kids & parents!). It's filled with mistakes, redemption, some tears & education...2024-06-131h 01AF5 PodcastAITA: PRETEND YOU'RE NOT GAY SO GRANDMA WILL PAY YOUR TUITIONWe're back with your monthly AITA! This episode talks about parents who do nutty things to avoid paying their kids' college tuition, give attention to one kid & not the other because one of them is part of the LGBTQ community and one parent who's a ride or die for they're twin sons! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-06-0648 minAF5 PodcastASK THE AFUALOS: ADVICE EDITIONOur viewers sent in questions that they need advice on & we answered! Topics include mom guilt, getting out of your head, how to be memorable (personal & professional), how to network to move up in the workplace and more! Tune in to the @AF5Podcast to hear more details and lots of advice! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam, it's story time!2024-05-3058 minAF5 PodcastBATMAN IS NOT A SUPER HERO: *AF5 HOT TAKES EDITION*You asked & we delivered! This is our first edition of “AF5 HOT TAKES". In this episode we talk about Noelle's take on Batman being a superhero, letting your kids say "NO" to you, the worst dessert ever & more! Tune in to the @AF5Podcast to hear more details! New episodes drop every Thursday at midnight!2024-05-231h 03AF5 PodcastHOW TO BUILD SELF-CONFIDENCE TO GET THE LIFE YOU DESERVE!Do you have big goals & dreams but lack the self-confidence to pursue them? Then this is the episode for you! We break down simple, realistic steps to build a foundation for the self-confidence you need! And that will help you get the life you deserve! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! Class is now in session!2024-05-161h 01AF5 PodcastCROP TOPS, BEYONCE & TAIT'S PAINTED NAILSLife is too short to worry about others opinions of you & how you choose to show up in life! Join us for this week's episode as we talk about doing things that bring you joy & make you happy; like Tait painting his nails...and watching terrible men lose their ever-lovin' minds over NAIL POLISH! LOL! New episodes of the @AF5Podcast drop every Thursday at midnight! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-05-091h 03AF5 PodcastAITA: STORIES ABOUT WHACK PARENTS & MYSOGYNISTIC BOYFRIENDS!You asked & we delivered our first AITA eppy! Imagine living with a man who HIDES food from you, a mom who doesnt GAF about her kids' birthdays & a BF who calls his GF "chubby" while he's trying to "help" her go on a "diet"? Oy vey....criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time! @AF5Podcast 2024-05-0258 minAF5 PodcastWHEN THEY GO FROM BFF TO "I WANNA PILE DRIVE YOU INTO THE MAT"One minute they're your BFF & the next minute they're your mortal enemy. How come no one teaches you how to build your friendship tribe? In this week's episode of the @AF5Podcast we not only teach you how to do this but share our hard lessons learned along the way (so you dont have to learn the hard way). Criss cross apple sauce, fam, it's story time! #podcast #comedy #inspiration #relatable #relationship #friends #friendship #couple 2024-04-251h 03AF5 PodcastGTA, FORGING SIGNATURES & SHOPLIFTING: A TALE OF TWO YOUNG CRIMINALS!
GTA, FORGING SIGNATURES & SHOPLIFTING: A TALE OF TWO YOUNG CRIMINALS!
Having kids who make silly mistakes & dont listen to you once in a while is a HUGE blessing when you look back at your own childhood & reminisce on all the dumb stuff you did that "could" be considered illegal! LOL! This week we recall several of these childhood stories that include forging signatures for personal gain, shoplifting and trying to take someone's car w/out asking (aka GTA)! Criss-cross apple sauce, fam! It's story time! 2024-04-1859 min
Tawhid's podcastAF5-IS THERE SOMETHING TO DO TO GET MONEY?½ hour Audio Podcast of 1.5 hours of sharing by Harry at Kiwanis Club in Nakivale Refugee Camp, Uganda on the MAGIC OF HAPPINESS & SUCCESS. This segment deals with the question of IS THERE SOMETHING TO DO TO GET MONEY? Simon from Nakivale queries this need in relationship to the topic of the seminar. YouTube Video on first 1/2 of MAGIC OF HAPPINESS & SUCCESS - https://youtu.be/jzk-pnwhN3U2024-04-1425 minAF5 PodcastPOOPING WITH THE DOOR OPEN? WHYYYY?In this episode, we share our most famous quirks as a married couple who's been together 24 years! We cover pooping with door open, farting stories, running bits & much, much more! The crazy stuff we do as a couple is embarrassing, but common in marriage & relationships...we think! LOl! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-04-111h 04AF5 Podcast7 THINGS I WISH I KNEW IN MY 20'SIf you're in your 20s, think of this episode as your crystal ball...and if your past your 30s what would you have listed in this episode that didnt make the Top 7? Tune in to the @AF5Podcast to hear more! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time! 2024-04-0454 minAF5 PodcastSCHOLARSHIPS, SNIPERS & A KIDNAPPING; A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO YOUTH SPORTSIn this week's episode we explain why parents are the worst part of youth sports, Deison's sniper story, how Donovan thought he was being kidnapped, the dos/don'ts of putting kids in sports and much more! Tune in to our newest @AF5Podcast every Thursday at midnight! Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-03-2858 minAF5 PodcastINTROVERTS RISE UP!In this episode, Tait gets real vulnerable and shares what it's like to be an introvert with anxiety; sweaty palms, missing out on a life-long dream and everything else that stems from being an introvert. Criss-cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time! @AF5Podcast 2024-03-211h 13AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: YOU ASKED, WE TELLYa'll had so many great questions for us, we had to make a part 2! In this week's episode, we touch on how to build a healthy relationship with your kids while you're still raising them, best practices on building a business, how we came up with Deison, Drew & Donovan's names & much more! Criss-cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time! @AF5Podcast 2024-03-141h 04AF5 PodcastPART 1 OF 2: YOU ASKED, WE TELLThis week's episode was fueled by questions you submitted to our IG! From our favorite bathroom at Disneyland, to what we would do if we could switch bodies for 24 hours, this episode has information about us that you've never heard! Criss-cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-03-0755 minAF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: SECRETS TO CREATING A GREAT WORK ENVIRONMENTAnd just like that we are back with Part 2! In this episode, we talk about 4 more secrets on kicking butt in the workplace, hacks on how to move up the corporate ladder, and lots more! Criss cross applesauce, fam! It's story time! 2024-02-291h 10AF5 PodcastBOUNDARIES, HACKS & A RESUME: SECRETS TO WIN AT YOUR JOBSo many of you asked for an episode on hacks to use at your job and we delivered! In this episode you will find hacks on how to set boundaries, how to fill out a resume, how to kick ass at your job, how to get noticed at your job & much, much more! So much more that this is part 1 of 2! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time! @af5podcast2024-02-221h 06AF5 PodcastPART 2 OF 2: PARENTING 101: VALENTINES DAY ANXIETY, POOP ARTWORK & SILVER-TOOTH KIDSThis week's episode focuses on more tips on raising amazing kids! From keeping promises to your kids, admitting when you f*ck up and keeping them so busy when that they stay outta trouble, this episode is jam-packed with soooo many tips we wished we had when we were just starting out! You'll also hear about how Valentines Day gave Tait anxiety when he was 6, how Noelle found out she was a silver-tooth kid and who was better at reading to the kids: Noelle or Tait?2024-02-151h 05AF5 PodcastPART 1 OF 2: PARENTING 101: SMASHED TOES & GETTING PUNCHED IN THE THROATThe topic of this week's episode has been THEE most requested topic since we started our podcast: Parenting and how we raised such amazing kids, AKA Parenting 101! We share several parenting tactics, funny stories about our kids and a few embarrassing moments that made us parent the way we did! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-02-081h 02AF5 PodcastAN NFL LIE, A CRY-FEST, & STAGE FRIGHT: BOO TO FEAR & IT'S MAMA!In this episode we do a deep dive on FEAR... and how it can move you or paralyze you. There's a lie in here about the NFL, one of us cries while being vulnerable, and we give you several key takeaways on how you can make FEAR your lil BIOTCH! Criss-cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!2024-02-011h 08
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January is the month of everyone's "gym era". But going to the gym can be intimidating for newbies and for those who used to go, but havent been in a long while. In this episode, Tait & Noelle give tips to help build confidence in the gym and help them focus on their health journey. There's also the added bonus of Tait sharing a snippet of his very first bodybuilding journey and Noelle sharing HER favorite part of this journey! Criss-cross applesauce fam! It's story time!2024-01-1132 min
AF5 PodcastA STINKY PONYTAIL, A STALKER & A BIG PILE OF POOP: A COSTCO LOVE STORYWhoo hoo! Welcome to our very first episode, Fam! We are so excited you stopped by! On today's episode, we reminisce about the 5 most interesting jobs we've had over the years. These jobs and the stories that follow them are WILD, mannnn! Tune in to find out why speed freaks make the best employees, why terrible men are always the main character in our stories, and find out why a Costco love story ended up reallllll crappy (pun intended)! Thank you for tuning in! Love you, mean it!!!!2024-01-0437 min
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