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Fart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Full Cathedral PlatesFallen Himalayas in the infinite space. Short tape. Full. All full.
No nuts or burnt tai ends. Just the full spectrum. All around. Wash. Sounds like a full cathedral made from wave forms. Waves form the plates too. And there is infinite space -- in the ears, at least. And short tape. Long ones are hard to tear. And make a sticky mess.
On the mic. Or over the back. It's a rig we designed from scratch.
2021-08-1011 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Trees FelledBlood on the soap. Scuddy.
Scuddy suds on the soap's bloody sides. That van is parked in the wrong lake. It's now a bus. And there are no cigarettes allowed in the forest. But the fire is part of the disagreement.
Disagreeing over what? Exactly. That's what. Exactly is what. Exactly this. Exactly that. Exactly.
Better go to church for this one. Got ye. Got ye. Gotcha.
2021-08-1009 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Seniors 4 Tik ToksCruising along the tiks and the toks, my mom said something about lyme disease, and so ticks mean the bugs from Tourette's. Or not.
Cruising along the toks and the tiks, my mom said something about ticks, and it wasn't about a buff blue guy and a moth guy.
It was probably about a guy with two shoulders raised up and down. Or a girl who speaks on behalf of those wishing to glow up.
Many 'sups to you. Supton!
2021-08-1007 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ 'Sups Supton'Sup, man?
Eh, 'supton. Supton this. Supton that. It's sup.
Supton, man. Supton.
Dude, Supton. Supton, Dude! Where's the car? At Doug's. Narcoleptic guy's car seat guy inception.
'Supton. 'Supton. Fart passers! Let's 'supton this passage!
Just a reminder that "fart passers" should be claimed by Cristin Milioti, because she came up with it, and we are only doing this because of a crush. Everybody has a crush, right? Even po.op suppas.
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2021-08-1010 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd [ x ] Experiencing A.I.a/i. i/a
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2021-08-0805 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Lovers, PleaseBen! Ya know Clem?
Ben? You know Clem.
Clem is a lover. And a father. Ben is a lover. Not yet a father.
Ben. We are looking for a movie starring Clem who plays the LOVER of the LOVER. And it says here in Bobst's Different Hopes that you are involved somehow one way or the other.
Do you have any clue as to how we can find this story?
2021-08-0816 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Consider ThisWho did we say is the most adorable of all?
We said it, didn't we? At some point in a non-pointy circumference. Anyway, these are the rest of the leftovers from the show. We think. Maybe. We just saw "maintenance" and we figured these were just butt dials from when grampsis worked with Ben. A/i 'Supton Sinclair.
'Supton, Mucking Ruck duder
'Supton,
please consider this, a call. Many. Few. Whatever with the pedantix. 2021 or 2001. Odyssey. Or Theseus's gaping...
2021-08-0825 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Light Maintenance Req'd }•{ Shot Down AgainWe just need to mute the apple.
We got shot down again.
We just need to mute this apple.
We got shot down again.
{ • } It's not working.
&nb...
2021-08-0818 minFart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Fart Pass | for There's Always Delays, eh Joe?How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
How's about some of that ELK? Bro?
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2021-04-1445 min
Fart Passer's ( Something CM Said )Fart Pass v.89-93 // Showgirls and You, Dream TeamShow me why Elizabeth is as spectacular as Nic when he disappears in 60 seconds or less.
And then we can eat some nachos however you take it. And take a walk around the park with the pups. Poopity scoopity. Woop.
Dogs gotta poop.
Who doesn't have to poop? Or pass gas. Farts. Pass them. Pas them. Pas faux them. True faux them. Truffaut them. Truffle them.
All I know is I want to enjoy Show Girls with you. And from there, I would begin to think about...
2021-04-1321 min