Shows
Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD Holiday Special: Gary PewssyHo Ho oh no Witches and Warlocks. Erik and I decided to be selfish little Grinches this year and do something special just for US; watching a ghost show from 2006 staring Gary Busey, a nunnies alt comic, and 3 models. A delicious & decadent drink, or a terrifying trip?
Watch with us as we discuss Celebrity Paranormal Project Episode 1: Waverly Hills (Its free to watch on Youtube!)
2025-12-241h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD Episode 92: Billy Tolley's First Kill (The Yost Theatre)Uh oh Witches and Warlocks! Zak and the GAC turn into alt-right podcast chuds as they go to great lengths to convince the audience that orbs are the ghosts of aborted fetuses.
Join Joel and Erik as we do so many bits that we almost trap ourselves into a Saint Vitus Dance esque loop of laughter that could have ended in our deaths as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 5: The Yost Theatre & Ritz Hotel (and Waffle-house).
2025-11-251h 14Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD Episode 91: Noveto's Slurvilus Flavored RavioliMy oh my Witches and Warlocks. We didn't realize we would need our can openers when we started this episode. Sadly, Zak and the GAC force feed us cold, dry, Noveto's as they spend an eternity talking about how haunted this location is, while not getting evidence.
Join Erik and Joel as we use baby birds to disprove god as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 4: Missouri State Prison
2025-11-121h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: TransylvaniaBOO Witches' and Warlocks. We have bought the ticket and taken the ride to beautiful Romania to join Zak and the GAC as they track the infamous legend of Drac.
Join Joel and Erik as we talk about orb based STDs as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 10: Transylvania
2025-10-281h 35Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD Episode 90: Nick LITERALLY Gets Stabbed by Bill Gates (Tuolumne Hospital)Salame Witches and Warlocks! The GAC are back in California to shoot an inordinate number of Ol' Prospector short films, and when they find the time, hunt for ghosts. Zak doesn't believe people can be named George, Aaron loses his mind, and Nick almost shits his pants.
Join Joel and Erik as we rejoice in the abundance of evidence and Billy bumbles as we discuss Ghost Adventures, season 9, episode 3: Tuolumne Hospital.
2025-10-141h 11Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD Episode 89: Haunting or Hantavirus?Witches and Warlocks, join us for a very special episode. Erik is on painkillers while his destroyed clavicle bones pinch his meat, and so, in solidarity, Joel also took drugs. Its a drug-a-sode filled with jokes about jelking utters and ghostly grand mothers as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 2: Victoria's Black Swan Inn.
2025-09-301h 09Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD SPECIAL EPISODE! Paranormal Challenge, La Purisima MissionWell Witches and Warlocks, I have been out in nature and Erik has been flying over his handlebars as though his shoulders were made of something other than bones. To make up for the delay, here is one of our crowning achievements from the Patreon vault. A number of jokes were born in this episode (Billy's friend Grimace, Joshua Peepeepoopoo Warren's wish machine) and honestly, it just reaffirms that Paranormal Challenge is truly our muse. Please enjoy as we get back on our regularly scheduled program asap.
2025-09-181h 31Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 88: Night of the CricketWe are BACK WITCHES AND WARLOCKS. Grab your boots, your mining helmets, and some Raid as we drive into the deserts of Nevada to the most haunted toilet in America, attached to the less haunted Pioneer Saloon. How will Zak and the GAC contend with a mine full of bats, a bar full of bullet holes, and a bathroom filled with the blood of prostitutes and/or movie stars?
Join Joel and Erik as we witerawy ban Zak from this instance as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 1: The Pioneer Saloon.
2025-08-261h 15Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD: The Descent, Episode 4: The Bachelor; Cryptid Edition (Conjuring Kesha Ep 4: Into Bigfoots Lair)Do you smell that Witches and Warlocks? That stanky musk? Whats that?! A TREE THATS BENT IN A DIRECTION?! You know what that means...KESHA has been here, and we are hot on her trail.
Thats right, we are back with our favorite party pop star Kesha as she tries to bring a third to lure the ever elusive Bigfoot into her boy crazy clutches. Join Joel and Erik while we practice Squach shouts as we discuss Conjuring Kesha Season 1, Episode 4: Into Bigfoots Lair.
2025-08-121h 09Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD: The Descent, Episode 3: Oops! All Schmendricks! (Dead Possessions Episode 1)Well Witches and Warlocks! Erik and Joel did some deep descending and realized that two whole shows that Zak has done are not worth talking about, so we landed on Deadly Possessions. This is a show where Zak dares you to look at his stuff, and asks, "isnt it neat?" Watch as he tries to make his collection complete with the introduction of the Dybbuk Box and Robert the Doll. One is a made up story so powerful it became real, and the other is a doll that does not appreciate being called the F slur.
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2025-07-221h 27Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD: The Descent Episode 2: Return of the ScatHat Man (House Calls Ep 2: Ellington Home Invasion)Skap-ba-dap etc Witches and Warlocks! We are back with more Zaky's Angels as his droogs are sent to the east coast to help an exhausted mother and her creepy dough boy husband deal with a spirit that has been 4x power leveled by the presence of numerous babies.
Join Joel and Erik as we casually reference jokes from Patreon exclusive episodes as we discuss House Calls, Episode 2: Ellington Home Invasion
2025-07-081h 07Come Fight Me In The DarkCFMITD: The Descent, Episode 1: Biblically Accurate Foreskin (House Calls Episode 1: Crisis In Long Beach)Witches and Warlocks, our side quest begins. On this first episode of CFMITD Presents THE DESCENT (of cfmitd) we take a dive into another Zak Bagans project: House Calls. The show where Zak rings in for 30 minutes on zoom deep in his haunted museum and makes his minions do all the actual work. Watch as the boys welcome a girl on the team, a man drops a cross from his pocket and acts like it was a ghost, and Billy ends up owing Aaron some serious money.
Join Joel and Erik as we honor a fallen friend...
2025-06-241h 11Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 87: Dungeons and DaggersWE DID IT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! The end of season 8 is upon us. Zak ushers in this special occasion to summon a dagger storm to destroy a small town in Mississippi during his quest for one of the most powerful objects ever seen on this show.
Join Erik and Joel as we try to not have a Mississippi slip as we giggle through Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 17: Kings Tavern
2025-06-101h 15Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark FUTURE SHOCK: Zak Shaves His Balls for MATT RIFEThats right Witches and Warlocks. Our most timely and most contemporary episode ever. Zak and the GAC are in Primm Nevada to rob the corpse of the infamous (because it was shitty) Whisky Pete's casino, and because Zak straight up hates everyone in his crew these days, they had to call Zak's new bestie, "incredibly famous" "comedian" Matt Rife.
Join Joel and Erik as we watch Zak and Matt compare their smooth bodies (not as sexy as you would want) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 29, Episode 4: Abandoned at Whisky Pete's
2025-05-271h 09Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark SPECIAL: Surviving Zak Bagans Haunted MuseumThats right Witches and Warlocks. Joel has returned from the most haunted place in all the world; Zak Bagans Haunted Museum. Join us for tales of hijinks, horror, and haunted cum on this very special investigative report from team pink boy.
2025-05-141h 29Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 86: David Carradine Quinceanera (Glenn Tavern Inn)Get ready to get dark Witches and Warlocks. Zak is back and instead of fun skits and goof-abouts, he has decided to lean more into faces of death and doubting little girl ghosts.
Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if Billy will EVER get someone to listen to his mix tape as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 16: The Glenn Tavern Inn.
2025-04-221h 25Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 85: Goldfield RevengquiemDO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING WITCHES AND WARLOCKS?! Cause it smells like Aarons tears after being abused by Zak in this 3rd/4th return to the place where it all began.
Join Joel and Erik as we may hang up our fedoras for good as discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 15: Goldfield Hotel Redemption
2025-04-091h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Solve Me In The Crime Episode 3: LOLOL Dead Husband (Ctrl+Alt+Desire)Put on your detectives Fedoras Witches and Warlocks. For once, we are on the pulse of both the paranormal AND true crime worlds as we bust open the sinister case of murder for hire targeted at our favorite big steppin' boy, Aaron Goodwin.
Join Joel and Erik as we go through the evidence and watch a whole ass docu-series about the prison-simp at the center of this near tragedy as we discuss Ctrl+Alt+Desire and the breaking case of Aaron Goodwin.
2025-03-251h 11Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 84: GAC vs Hexxus (New Orleans)Hit me one time Witchs and Warlocks, because Zak and the GAC are back to put their spin on a national tragedy. Zak and the GAC do that voodoo that they do and investigate some incredibly haunted water.
Join Joel and Erik as we hope to not drown in the flood of No-Vito's as we watch Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 14: New Orleans
2025-03-111h 12Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 83: HEY! IM SNUGGIN' HERE! (Sailors Snug Harbor)Witches and Warlocks, we are back on our shit, and Zak is back in the hot seat. ABC Nightline is here to put the pressure on Zak as he tells us of disabled child dungeon ghosts, pixel destroying Asians, and sailors with teeth on the outside rather than inside.
Join Joel and Erik as we move it move it to get our blood meter into the red as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 13: Sailors Snug Harbor
2025-02-251h 05Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark EPISODE 100 Spooktacular!Witches and Warlocks, WOW. We did it. We have released 100 things on this platform, most of which were full episodes, which means its time for a clip show retrospective!
Join Joel and Erik as we get too drunk for a Monday toasting all of you, and more importantly, ourselves, as we celebrate this milestone.
2025-02-111h 37Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 82: Billy's Big Moment, Zak's Big Beef (Wyoming Frontier Prison)Me-ow Witches and Warlocks. Come with us as we get so excited we "kitten tic" all the way to Wyoming to visit a spooky prison. Zak almost dies by hanging/fart chamber, Nick gets his head pet, and Billy steps up his game (only to be put way back down later)
Join Erik and Joel as we welcome a new demon overlord into our lives as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 12: The Wyoming Frontier Prison
2025-01-211h 21Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In the Dark Episode 81: Zak's Gay Lungs (Crazy Town/Baker Hotel)Breath deep Witches and Warlocks, as doing so vexes Zak and his "fragile" lungs. In this episode, Zak gets all up in a Bo-hemoth of a hotel that has been soaked in magic crazy/happy water. Watch in wide eyed amazement as the boys get water high, a door opens, and Billy makes us like him (a little).
Join Joel and Erik as we accidently doom the planet as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 11: Crazy Town
2025-01-071h 22Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 80: Merry Cummass (Union Station)Ho Ho Ho Witches and Warlocks. Its time to grab some gather close to your loved ones, grab some hot coco, and get ready for an extremely creamy episode. Zak and the boys hear about a cool mobster massacre, but it all gets forgotten when someone mentions feet.
Join Joel and Erik as we bring 2024 to a close in the only way we know how as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 10: Union Station
2024-12-251h 15Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In the Dark Episode 79: ITS NOT ABOUT YOU ZAK! (the Tor House)Zak, Aaron, and Nick
A House Made by a Poet
Haunted? Not really
Join Joel and Erik as we dive deep into our own secret language of references on our most incomprehensible episode yet! Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 9: The Tor House
2024-12-101h 02Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark HIDDEN EPISODE: The Winchester Mystery HouseNO. STONE. UNTURNED. Zak cant hide this iconic episode from the world! It has everything! Guns, 70s porno vibes, Zak needing to poop but not being able to despite a bathroom being within his reach!
Yes Witches and Warlocks, its the famous house of thousand rooms, a cool building with a totally real story "wink" behind it. Join us as we watch in horror as Zak dry fires a rifle at the ghost of sad girl Sara as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4 (redacted): The Winchester Mystery House.
2024-11-261h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 78: All Hail the Round Gods (The Brookdale Lodge)Be not afraid Witches and Warlocks. We enter in to a new, round world with Zak and the GAC as they go to Brookdale Lodge to form a new orb based faith. Its got two little girl ghosts, and a bad raccoon infestation. We also get introduced to a dog with a job, Gracie, the paranormal puppy private eye.
Join Joel and Erik as we discuss the unspeakable things we would do in a pool while observed by a president while we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 8: The Brookdale Lodge
2024-11-121h 17Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Quarantine Episodes 1 & 2Happy Halloween Witches and Warlocks! On this most hallowed of eves we bring you what could be the most terrifying GAC experience ever. Join us as we teleport back to the beginning of the pandemic to witness three brave men willingly lock down for 10 days in a haunted museum WITH BILLY TOLLEY. Zak combines the forces of his favorite dolls, yells at a van, and buys a house with an exceptionally constipated old lady ghost.
Join Joel and Erik as we make many inappropriate mouth noises as we discuss Ghost Adventures Quarantine: Part 1 & 2
2024-10-311h 33Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 77: A Haunted Hawk Tuah (Cripple Creek)Spit on that THANG Witches and Warlocks. Zak and the GAC are in a mining town, and its about to get moist. Spitting, ghost murders, and metaphysical mysteries abound on this first episode of Haunted Home Renovations.
Join Erik and Joel as we do our best off brand Jim Carey catch phrases as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 7: Cripple Creek
2024-10-151h 07Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 76: Ohio Rizz (The Sedamsville Rectory)Sorry Witches and Warlocks, its not our fault. Zak forced us to talk about Ohio. Also sorry Catholics. this episode is not a win for you. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak acts so brave while being such a coward. Hear the voice of Carl the Janitor from BEYOND THE GRAVE. Smell the gas from an incredibly nervous priest.
Join Joel and Erik as we get on the Pope's hitlist as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 6: The Sedamsville Rectory
2024-10-011h 17Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 75: A Reverse Scooby-Doo for the Ages (Black Moon Manor)My God Witches and Warlocks. In an episode where Zak focuses more on the actual history then he ever has before, he somehow missed that the person who called him to investigate was a paranormal flim-flam man for the ages.
Join Joel and Erik as we hawk tuah all up in your ear drums with some CMFITD ASMR as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 5: Black Moon Manor
2024-09-171h 16Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 74: Ope! Just Gonna Haunt Ya There Dontchaknow (The Palmer House)Witches and Warlocks, its like Fargo, but with Ghosts. The stories are a bit silly, the characters are extra, but the horror is real.
Join Joel and Erik as we do our best to politely destroy this episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 4: The Palmer House
2024-09-031h 12Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 73: Im Gonna Throw Up On This Bird (Point Sur Lighthouse)Take your dramamine Witches and Warlocks because the boys are off on an adventure on the high seas! Zak gets evp cucked, Aaron engages in a mating ritual with a seal, and Nick vomits aggressively at sea life.
Join Erik and Joel as we uncover the truth behind the deadliest clown catastrophe at sea as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 3: Point Sur Lighthouse.
2024-08-201h 03Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 72: Rise of the Incel Necromancer (The Excalibur Nightclub)Wow Witches and Warlocks. Two episodes in and its already an iconic season. The boys learn via magic, Zak gets emasculated by ANTIFIA, and we see visual evidence of a real life "Werewoof."
Join Joel and Erik as we almost die from the heat as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 2: The Excalibur Nightclub. (PS there are some fan noises which we will say is just the sound of the WINDY CITY)
2024-07-301h 07Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 71: Zak is smooth WHERE?! (The Central Unit Prison )Witches and Warlocks it has BEGUN. Season 8 is upon us and it already has delivered a milestone in GAC history. Watch in horror as Nick gets so sad that Billy replaces him. Watch with joy as Zak waxes poetic more than he ever has before. Watch with confusion as the GAC interview a chair.
Join Joel and Erik as we go in blind on Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 1: The Central Unit Prison
2024-07-161h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark: Paranormal Challenge Episode 8 (The scheduling conflict Worm Boy extravaganza)Howdy YALL.
Your Pink Boy's had some scheduling kerfuffle's so to tide you over, here is one of the most insane things we have ever recorded.
Zak is deep into the albatross around his neck that he created, and things are looking bad.
They are in the south, the teams are made up of moms, morons, and mixed martial artists, and they are all haunted by Buddy the Worm Boy.
Join Erik and Joel as we pitch the next big paranormal tv series as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 8: Old South...
2024-07-021h 18Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark: Sampler!Want a taste of the pie the Pink Boy's are cooking up in this podcast? Well take a bite out of this! If you like us, share this with your friends to try and lure them in to our coven of Witches and/or Warlocks
2024-06-1820 minCome Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark EXTRA SPECIAL! The Secrets of Skinwalker RanchThat's RIGHT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! After years of threats, Joel finally got his way and is now going to subject everyone to History Channels hit Cowboys Vs Aliens live action reality spin off. Meet new friends like Dragon, the protector of the ranch, his side kick Caleb, who is the thiccest ginger ever recorded, and our main character Travis, whose lips were lost during a really cool rocket test (we think).
Join Erik and Joel as we avoid growing nodes on our heads as we try to discuss The Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch: Episodes 1 through 3
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2024-06-181h 33Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark SPECIAL: Skinwalker InvasionWitches and Warlocks be prepared for the most skinny legends per finished minute of television ever. In part one, Zak, Bacon, and the rest of the breakfast bunch are in a small town in Utah to help some county skid kids battle skin walkers with the help of the most bad ass Navajo Samurai ever. In part two, Billy finds a feather and Zak cant be bothered to talk to him about it.
Join Joel and Erik as we open a portal (which is really easy to do apparently) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 28, Episode 1: Skinwalker...
2024-06-041h 47Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 70: Operation M.I.N.G.E (Fort Horsted)Oi bruv! The GAC is still in the land of spotted dick to investigate an old WWII fort/Anglo Saxon demon factory. Zak is back on the sugar, Aaron makes machine gun noises with his mouth, and Billy has an even worse hat.
Join Joel and Aaron as we alienate our English fans as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 102: Fort Horsted
2024-05-211h 15Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 69: The Aaronjellicle's & Baboon Pope (The Hellfire Caves)Ello' Witches' an Warlocks. Pip pip! The boys are off to Jolly ol' England to investigate some of history's most famous orgy caves. Aaron gets vabbed, Billy buys a hat, and Zak throws rocks at a dead woman.
Join Joel and Erik as we describe visual gags from Monty Python as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 101: The Hellfire Caves.
2024-05-071h 18Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 68: Kickstart My Heart (Otherwise I might die) (The Riviera Hotel)KakakaYEAAAH Witches and Warlocks! Its time to get high, get high on speed as season seven kicks it into overdrive on a star studded trip to Las Vegas. The boys come together for the greatest ghost heist and worst party in history.
Join Joel and Erik as we cant help but laugh at an 80's hair metal icon almost dying as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 7: The Riviera Hotel
2024-04-231h 16Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 67: Novetos 2, Electric Ewwgaloo (The Galka Family)Witches and Warlocks he was warned. It was foretold that this very episode would come to pass, and that it would be best to let it be. But no, Erik Hoofnagle summoned forth the ravioli demon Novito, and now we get to talk about extreme trauma and sadness. Nick gets deep, Zak goes hard, and Aaron eats cake (and there is a cute wiener dog)
Join Joel and Erik as we choke down the oldest and driest can of Novito's depression era ravioli as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 6: The Galka Family
2024-04-091h 20Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 66: Operation Maximum Rhino (Linda Vista 2)Let the Mouse Hunt theme music begin Witches and Warlocks, because the boys are back at Linda Vista. Aaron big steps over homeless people, Nick hunts a woman, and Zak takes selfies in a corpse warehouse
Join Joel and Erik as we expand our anime universe as we discuss Ghost A Adventures season 7, episode 5; Linda Vista 2: Electric (fence) Boogaloo
2024-03-261h 28Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 65: Noveto's Ravioli Presents "Hole Quest" (the National Hotel)Witches and Warlocks, crack open a cold dusty can of Noveto's, because Erik Hoofnagle demanded we watch all the episodes, even ones that deserve to be forgotten by time. The boys are in a town that Zak wanted to visit. Are there ghosts? No. Are their fun characters? No. Are there tiny houses and chest bumps? Yes.
Join Erik and Joel as we choke on our dinner as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 4: The National HOLE-tel
2024-03-121h 02Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 64: Zak's Boomer Event Horizon (the Copper Queen and the Oliver House)Witches and Warlocks, where you're going, you wont need eyes to see. Zak dons his most Rebel Spirit outfit yet, but even his tough cowboy persona cant protect him from a town filled with magical hippies ready to assault him with all manner of multi breasted statues and bad tattoos. Zak gets shamed, Aaron gets put in nads jail, and Nick laments his difficulties with prostitutes.
Join Joel and Erik as we stare into the dark as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 3: The Copper Queen and the Oliver House
2024-02-271h 17Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 63: Shrub Vs. Goodstein-The Bean and Cheese Brawl (The Peabody Whitehead Mansion)Witches and Warlocks let the battle begin as we are back with the boys and disgraced comic and MMA fighter Branton Shrab. Gaze in wide eyed wonder at some professorial drip, a man who knows Denver down to its last atom, and a lockdown that feels like a snuff film.
Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if the boys always get this excited over sexual assault and murder as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 2: The Peabody Whitehead Mansion
2024-02-131h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkThe Descent #100: Stan Helsing Part 1Well Witches and Warlocks, its time to unveil another great idea from the mind wombs of the pink boys. Because Joel is moving and unable to record, Erik has taken the lead and brought you THE DESCENT: Delving to the depths of the IMBD 100 worst rated films of all time. Our cave dive begins with #100, 2009's "Stan Helsing", a movie with more cum, fart, and boobs than should be allowed, presented by a man named after a Big Bang Theory catch phrase. This first episode is a two parter' because the movie is so insane that we got really...
2024-01-301h 28Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 62: Fudge the Police (The Shanghai Tunnels)Put on your gas masks and get ready protest Witches and Warlocks as Zak and the GAC head to Portland, Oregon to make life hard for sex workers, both living and dead. The boys put their heads through gloryholes, look at some shoes, and hunt women with the police.
Join Erik and Joel as we get extra spicy as the show gets dicey as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 1: The Shanghai Tunnels
2024-01-161h 10Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark SPECIAL: Devil IslandHappy New Years Witches and Warlocks. Zak, the Nickocado of being scared, teams up with a powerful back woods electrician and Harley enthusiast to enhance his boy's chance to have all their buttons pressed by both a scarlet AND white witch in one of their most (but really least) dangerous specials ever.
Join Joel and Erik as we try and survive Ghost Adventures: Devil (but really angel) Island.
2024-01-021h 40Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 61: The Phantom Menace (The Old Charleston Jail)Witches and Warlocks, imagine in your mind "Duel of the Fates" is playing. The Bagans-verse expands as we get continuity on Zak's fascination with horse piss, we meet a legendary (though unintelligible) country music legend, and we see the origin of Dakota Laden, the dark apprentice that now battles to strike down his former master.
Join Joel and Erik as we skibbidy toilet all up on this rizzler as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 9: The Old Charleston Jail. Bet.
2023-12-191h 10Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 60: Rock Bottom (Rose Hall)Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it always does. Zak and the GAC are in the Caribbean to jerk it, play soccer, and try to score an autograph from a dead country music legend, all while trying to seduce the ghost of a murderous slave owner who isn't real.
Join Erik and Joel as we bring to bear all our cockroach based dick jokes in order to survive Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 8: Rose Hall
2023-12-051h 20Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 59: Necromancer Zak Tries to Make the South Rise Again (Rocky Point Manor)Yip Yip Witches and Warlocks! Its time to fix bayonets' and charge at the GAC as they get ready for another episode of problematic dress up. Zak comes out as pro-confederacy, Nick eats a burger, and Aaron manages to make a solider blush with his unceasing dick and ball humor.
Joel Erik and Joel as we play the acronym game until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 6, Episode 7: Rocky Point Manor
2023-11-211h 03Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 58: The Power to Cuck Your Fears (Return to Virginia City)Close your eyes and imagine Witches and Warlocks....Flute music echoing over a storm swept desert as three boys ride across the sand. One dumb, one sick, one desperate to bed a ghost women he once negged as a young man, and always, a small mouthed shadow pursues them.
Join Joel and Erik as we try to say tongue twisters for most of the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 6: Return to Virginia City
2023-11-071h 01Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Kristen Stewart’s Living for the DeadBOO Witches and Warlocks! Surprise emergency spooky season broadcast from team Pink Boy. The show we have been talking about for forever has finally been released: Kristen Stewart's Living for the Dead, the queer paranormal quest. Get ready for fabulously freaky fun as the most powerful G'A-team ever assembled begins their journey to destroy the negative masculinity that Zak and the GAC has foisted upon the paranormal realm.
Join Joel and Erik as we figure out who is the top in our own little bear cave as we discuss Living for the Dead, Episode One: Rainbows and...
2023-10-311h 02Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 57: Zak is a Paranormal Terrorist (ANOTHER HIDDEN EPISODE) (The Washoe Club and the Collar Mine)YOU. CAN'T. HIDE. FROM. US. ZAK! Another skeleton that the GAC would prefer stay locked in the closet has been released by team Pink Boy. Take the dive with Zak and his crew as they delve into a mine with no ventilation, allowing Zak to fulfill his boyhood/manhood mine based fantasy, and witness definitive proof that the denizens of the paranormal love to dunk on Nick Groff.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss millennial hauntings and practical applications of the Gom Jabbar as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode REDACTED: The Washoe Club and t...
2023-10-241h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 56: Trezpazzin’ On Dat Azz (ft. G-Money & Poop) (Letchworth Village)Witches and Warlocks, clear your plates and prepare for another goopy, disturbing, and dumb dive into the GAC. Zak and the boys are at an abandoned asylum for children and they are ready to help ease their suffering (or to fight a 7ft tall scene kid demon).
Join Joel and Erik as we rawr and squeeXD our way through Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 5: Letchworth Village
2023-10-101h 03Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 55: Come Solve Me in the Crime 2: Charles Manson Uterus (The Lizzie Borden House)Up the irons Witches and Warlocks for a truly metal episode as Zak and the boys tuck into a nice bed and breakfast in Massachusetts, former home of the most famous true crime case of them all.
Join Joel and Erik as we rock out with Kasket as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 4: The Lizzie Borden House
2023-09-261h 39Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 54: Zak Bandini Partying through Space & Time (Old Town San Diego)Party in the USA (formerly Mexico) Witches and Warlocks! The boys are just north of the border and the tequila is flowing. Nick is pursued by Vulvia, Aaron big steps in defiance of Zak (and then licks his boots), and Zak is cucked by a plant.
Join Erik and Joel as Joel pretty much sabotages the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 3: Old Town San Diego
2023-09-121h 16Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 53: The Pink Boys Summon a Demon (The Mizpah Hotel)Hark Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back in town to finally go to the one building that never let them in when they were but mere babies. Zak and the GAC return to the scene of their origins to bother an old woman, get chased by dragon shirt wearing husky kids, and investigate Nevada's most famous gravy stain.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss our crimes against fashion as we dive into Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 2: The Mizpah Hotel
2023-08-291h 09Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 52: The Dark Origin Story of this Podcast (Ashmore Estates)Welcome back to the past Witches and Warlocks, to an episode that is arguably the inspiration for this whole project. The GAC is in the middle of nowhere at a place that is hostile to local news personalities as well as meaty investigators. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak is vexed by a cow, Aaron slaps his thighs to call hungry ghosts, and as Nick births our whole concept for this show with the power of his lyrical domination.
Join Joel and Erik as we get viscous for Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 1: Ashmore Estates
2023-08-151h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark BONUS: The Yiffining at Death LakeDeath Lake, the Lake that deaths people. Zak takes a short drive from his house to try and convince us all that Lake Mead is cursed and the Hoover Dam is a bespoke chair for the devil. Gaze in horror as three members of the GAC almost get themselves killed and in even more horror as Billy almost makes Zak crap his pants...to death!
Join Erik and Joel as we talk breast covered biblically accurate childhood dream heroines as we discuss Ghost Adventures: Lake of Death
2023-08-011h 32Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 51: Zak Bagans, Mannequin FetishistViva Las Vegas I guess as Zak is back in his home town to stretch the premise of Ghost Adventures wider than previously thought possible. He dances with real girls, creeps on fake ones, and has a carb filled private meeting with some big time mobsters kind of friends.
Join Joel and Erik as we begin to melt, as wax in the sun, as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 101: Madam Tussauds Wax Museum
2023-07-181h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 50: Zak Goes to Republican HeavenHappy America day Witches and Warlocks! Appropriately, Zak and his boys are investigating a monument to one of Americas greatest sins as well as the home of one of its #1 country stars, a home so beautifully southern that Zak never wants to leave again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak adopts a southern accent, the boys pose for their country boy band album photos, and Zak literally pulls you through your tv screen.
Join Erik and Joel as we create the hardest, most brutal black metal band ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 9: Loretta...
2023-07-041h 11Come Fight Me In The DarkCome FIght Me In The Dark Episode 49: A Farm to Table HauntingBeware Witches and Warlocks, our 3! hosts are in for the biggest reverse Scooby Doo ever at a half haunted house, half retirement home, all bad news place in a town that Zak will never pronounce right. Is Zak here to hunt ghosts, or is he here to cosplay as the villain in his favorite 80s ski comedy?
Join Joel and Erik as we climb this episodes ladder from the base to the tip as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 5, Episode 8: Tooele Hospital
2023-06-201h 19Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 48: ScatHat Man John’s Cryptid BenedrylSkapbadopbadeba etc Its a scat mans world Witches and Warlocks as Zak takes on his most dangerous assignment yet; navigating the history of slavery while still maintaining his trademarked Bagans persona. Is he successful? No.
Join Erik and Joel as we pitch the greatest antihistamine commercial ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 7: The Kentucky Slave House
2023-06-061h 27Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 47: Tell Your Wife...Pee Pee (Hales Bar Marina and Dam)Hot DAM Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back down south to anger the spirits of the Cherokee people with their general lack of respect and understanding of their culture. Zak almost gets electrocuted, Aaron almost poops, and Billy is put in another porno in this GI Joe PSA gone wrong.
Join Joel and Erik as we create acronyms for our own paranormal squad "P.I.N.K" as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 6: Hales Bar Marina and Dam
2023-05-231h 17Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 46: Sugar High (The Sacramento Tunnels)Oh No! Someone gave Zak and the GAC sugar and now there is chaos in the old Sacramento tunnels (and adjacent less interesting places). Aaron says a no no, Nick reviles himself to be a bunker person, and Zak drops his own My Chemical Romance style music video.
Join Joel and Erik as one of us loves it, one of us hates it, and both of us trash it as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 5: The Sacramento Tunnels
2023-05-091h 05Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 45: Spirit the Donkey of the Halloween on the Haunted Hill (The Yorktown Hospital)Hold on to your butts and don't be lunging for any asses Witches and Warlocks because Zak and his boys have descended upon small town America once again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak fails to understand how small towns function, unlocks a choking fetish, and gets attacked by Iggy Pop's animal companion.
Join us pink boys as we fight through COVID brain and our natural inability to form coherent sentences as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4: The Yorktown Hospital
2023-04-251h 15Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 44: The Cuck Van Cometh (The Jerome Grand Hotel)Zak is back in this whack attack on the senses and mind as the boys are in a town where the spirits outnumber the residents (due to lack of reasons to live there). The boys ride in a cool car, meet a ghost Pokémon masquerading as a man, and Zak literally comes inches away from death as they explore a hospital turned hotel and an auxiliary facility turned into one sad boys workshop.
Join Erik and Joel as they explore the innards of Billy's cuck van as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, episode 3: The Jerome Grand Ho...
2023-04-111h 22Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark: The ”Joel has COVID” Patreon Sneak Peak EXTRAVAGANZA!Hey all you wonderful witches and warlocks. Life sometimes hits like a shit ton of bricks so because im a bit behind on editing, we are giving you this sneak peak into the world of our patreon with one of our most unhinged episodes yet. Dave Schrader in a porno? Gnomes are real? Hilary Clinton's dusty reptilian cloaca? The answer is YES.
Join us as we lose it while watching two teams battle it out for Senpai Bagans approval as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 7: The Trans Allegheny Asylum
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2023-03-281h 16Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 43: Urine Cakes at the Mucky Minge (The Salem Witch House & Lyceum Hall)Double double toil and trouble, Bagans and his boys are bound for a town known across the land for is magical mysteries (also a monument to the horrors of a society run by religious hysteria). Join the GAC on the historic first ever paranormal investigation of the Salem Witch house, an investigation that had to be approved by the city, a motion that they would live to regret.
Join Joel and Erik as we realize this whole town is just one big Vampire the Masquerade LARP as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 2: The Salem Witch House & L...
2023-03-141h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 42: The Episode Where We Lose Our Audience (Longfellow's Wayside Inn)Love is in the air Witches and Warlocks, and a young man's fancy turns to the paranormal. Zak and his horny boys are on the hunt for some sensual spectral liasons, and they don't care who knows it. Can they survive the elements while writing poetry? Will they remember Billy in the cuck van? Can the boys say seamen?
Join Erik and Joel as we devolve into depravity as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 5, Episode 1: Longfellow's Wayside Inn
2023-02-281h 27Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark BONUS: Conjuring Existential Dread (FT. Kesha)Witches and Warlocks its our mid season special and boy do we have something magical, fluffy, and cheugy for you. From the stage to the realm of demons, pop sensation Kesha is here to fight the paranormal as only a millennial can, by setting boundaries and avoiding her job.
Join Erik and Joel as Erik lets Kesha kill the final remnants of his straightness and as Joel spirals into the void of our post satire existence as we discuss Conjuring Kesha Episode 1: Not Today Satan
2023-02-141h 10Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 41: Another Hidden Episode. Goldfield Hotel 2; REVENGENCEYou can run Zak, but you cannot hide from the keen eyes of two Pink Boys on a mission. We found ANOTHER episode that Zak tried to scrub from history and, just like La Palazza, it is an absolute BANGER. Watch our boys go on the hero's journey as they return to where it all began, now with a fully leveled up party of mages and warriors.
Join Joel and Erik as we come up with the harshest burn in history and also unveil a heretics text as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, episode 16 (THE REAL FINALE...
2023-01-311h 24Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 40: The Ballad of Angy Joe (Bonnie Springs)Gather 'round Witches and Warlocks and hear the tale of the maddest gunslinger in the west. No, its not Zaky B or Billy "Boner Pill" Tolley, its a mysterious man who uses his holy powers to protect a fake cowboy town a 30 minute away from Zak's house. Does anything interesting happen in this episode ghost wise? Does Zak survive his stunt filled gun battle? Does Aaron make out with a wax figure? Is this REALLY how the ended the whole season?!
Join Erik and Joel as we try to salvage this final entry in the season as...
2023-01-171h 05Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 39: Into The Bagansverse (The Pico House)Chainsaws! Gunshots! Broken glass! Pan Flutes?!
Get ready for one of the most disorienting and goofy episodes of Ghost Adventures yet as the GAC teams up with B movie horror icons to hunt ghosts at a nice hotel that was adjacent to some bad things.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk gas station boner pills, their effect on Billy, and Billy's effect on the world as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 14: The Pico House
2023-01-031h 05Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark: The Demon House Krampus SpecialHo Ho BRO! As a special treat for all of you wonderful Witches and/or Warlocks this holiday season, we have dived deep into Zak's directorial magnum opus. He doesn't have his main bros, but he does have potential con artists, a bad headache, and up to 200 demons to keep him company on this very special experience.
Grab a mug of hot cocoa and join Joel and Erik by the yule...fire...as we discuss the 2019 documentary; Demon House!
2022-12-201h 27Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 38: The Worst One So Far (Kells Irish Restaurant)Witches and Warlocks, gaze in wide eyed wonder as a smart Irish business woman uses Zak Bagans to advertise a pretty cute Seattle bar that used to be a mortuary. Its as spooky as it sounds, as in, not at all.
Erik and Joel put on their thigh high boots and wade deep into one of the most disappointing episodes ever, resorting to bad accents and silly stories to keep our sanity as we watch Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 13; Kells Irish Restaurant
2022-12-061h 14Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 37: Our Only True Crime Episode (The Villisca Ax Murder House)HACK! WHACK! ITS A ZAK AX ATTACK! Zaky B and his down juggalos are chopping chicken heads as they visit the sight of one of America's most famous unsolved murders.
Join Joel and Erik as we dawn our true crime Trilbys as we discuss all the crazy stuff Zak ignored in favor of traumatizing a couple old lady's as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 12: The Villisca Ax Murder House
2022-11-221h 18Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 36: The Diarrhea Diaries (Old Fort Erie)Smell that back bacon baby! Zaky B and his battle buddies have bounded up to Canada for their one trip before they are banned for life for the crime of abusing the local Docents. Join the boys as they are under siege not only by know it all neck beards, but the ghosts of soldiers who were exploded.
Join Joel and Erik as we talk about a number of different kinds of explosions as we slog through Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 11; Old Fort Erie
2022-11-081h 12Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 35: The Episode Zak DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE (La Palazza Mansion)Witches and Warlocks, we have found it. Zak tried to hide his Vegas friends, his penchant for hiring (potential) sex workers as ghost bait, his slip up in allowing Aaron to do a commercial segment for his vlogs. Come with us as we revel in the unearthing of Zak's secret shame, which turns out to be one of his best episodes of all time.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk hero's, villain's, and the best Las Vegas betrayal and redemption arc as we discuss Ghost Adventures, season four (the real) episode 9; La Palazza Mansion (cough look...
2022-10-251h 22Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 34: The Boos, The Blart, and The Borat (Amargosa Opera House)Jagshemash! Its 2022 Witches and Warlocks but thanks to our dedication to studying Zak Bagans's past, we get subjected to his love of Borat as he and his boys literally double the population of the town they are in. Why are they in the middle of the desert filled with Borat references? To investigate a hotel where the sexualized decapitated mannequins outnumber living humans 10 to 1.
Join Erik and Joel as they realize just how often Joel brings up Paul Blart Mall Cop as we talk about Ghost Adventures, Season 4 episode 10 (BUT REALLY 11): The Amargosa Opera House. Great Success!
2022-10-111h 08Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 33: Problematically Moist (Fort Chaffee)Witches and Warlocks, this episode is gonna get hot, and not just because we start this episode out by reading erotic fan fiction. The boys are dripping sweat and problematic hot takes as they pretend they are playing Doom in the hallways of this abandoned military complex/prison. Meet various levels of unintelligible southern drawl and unbearable levels of southern heat as our boys hunt for more than just ghosts.
Join Joel and Erik as we blow open Zak's secret pod person origin story as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 4, Episode 9: Fort Chaffee
2022-09-271h 14Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 32: Highway to the Dumb Boy Zone (USS Hornet)What could be worse than General Zak Bagans leading his troops into battle for televisions most expensive haunted LARP ever? Maybe hearing how hard Zak likes to suck clams. That's right Witches and Warlocks. Strap on in, because its go time. Watch the only thing that rivals the horrors of war; Zak Bagans trying to score with twins.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk misery, madness, and sea meats as we go into the breech for Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 8: The USS Hornet
2022-09-131h 03Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark: The Labor Day DelayIt finally happened Witches and Warlocks; We are late on an episode. Its the end of summer AND its illegal for union boy Joel to work on Labor Day so we are behind.
We are back next week with a regular episode but until then, please enjoy a little something something to tide you over. Be warned, this is stuff that's usually too spicy or stupid to put on our main podcast, and given how spicy and stupid that is, you KNOW this is extra.
2022-09-0621 minCome Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 31: There’s Ghosts in Them Thar Hills! (Vulture Mine)Grab your picks and saddle up because The Zak and his gang of goober gringos are going out into the middle of nowhere, Nowhere, NOWHERE, to the ol' abandoned Vulture Mine. Zak falls in love, shoots a blank at Nick out of malice, and encourages the boys to play in flash flood rivers.
Join Joel and Erik as we bring you the latest in Spooky News as well as discuss the finer points of battling skeletons as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 7: The Vulture Mine
2022-08-231h 10Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 30: Beach Episode Bonanza (Hill View Manor)In every great shonen anime, there is a beach episode, and Ghost Adventures is no different. Zak and his boys may still be on the job, but the sunglasses are on, the party drinks are flowing, and our heros focus less on the ghosts and more on the games. Zak gets a crush, Nick gets crushed, and Aaron gets a taste of what its like to look down on another person.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk racing grandmas, problematic editing choices, and ancient internet memes as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 4, Episode 6: Hill View Manor
2022-08-091h 16Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 29: The Wrong Kind of Screams (Stanley Hotel)Heeeere's ZAK (and Aaron...and less importantly Nick). The boys are staying in style at the Stanley Hotel, a place so scary it freaked out a coked out Stephen King and inspired him to write an ok book that was made into a much better movie against his wishes. Recoil in horror, not because of the scares, but because Zak doesn't understand boundaries.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk fish comedy, fishing for attention, and the weaponized use of the band Phish as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 5: The Stanley Hotel
2022-07-261h 04Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 28: The Doppelgangguy (ft. G-Money & Poop) (Waverly Hills)Zak is back and he is NOT on the attack because, much to his dismay, he is at a location where he cant be aggro for any reason. Watch in wonder as he tries to re-create a Marilyn Manson video, get sweet on a dead woman, and reduce Aaron to the ranking of Bait Boy.
Join Erik and Joel as we dunk on god, the supreme court, and the state of Kentucky all while we discuss our favorite hilbilly hip hop duo as we talk about Ghost Adventures, Season 4, Episode 4: Waverly Hills
2022-07-131h 04Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 27: Zak Baglehands 2, Electric BOOgaloo (Return To Bobby Mackay's)Its a hellacious honkytonk hoe down, and Zak and his boys are shaking in their boots as they are back to where it all began. There's old friends, new scratches, and astral projection impregnations waiting for them in the place that scares them the most.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk exorcisms, the bible (but 4 teenz), and poltergeist prostate poking as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 4, Episode 3: Return To Bobby Mackay's
2022-06-281h 07Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 26: Tone Shiftz (Rolling Hills Asylum)We are BACK at Rolling Hills Baby! Get ready for more whiplash than Zak and his boys experienced cascading down Niagara Falls. Zak throws a rave, plays in a port-o-potty, an does his special doll dance and song routine.
Join Joel and Erik as we talk shit hexes and NIlla Wafers as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 2: The Rolling Hills Asylum
2022-06-141h 04Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 25: The Greatest Creepypasta Ever Written (Gettysburg)HUZZAH! Zak is back and ready for the attack as he and his boy soldiers are investigating Gettysburg in a special mocking of the trinity three part lockdown. Join us for a very special episode where Zak gets touched on his butt, and his heart.
Join Erik and Joel on the red carpet of our first annual star studded TROBS award show as we debate which boy brings it the hardest as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 1: Gettysburg
2022-05-311h 13Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark BONUS: Paranormal Challenge Rolling Hills AsylumIts 2011, Zak Bagans has firmly cemented himself as a force in the paranormal world, and its time for him to take the next step; hosting a ghost hunting competition show. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak bursts forth from his pupa in full rave goth regalia as he gathers the most "well actually" group of judges for the first episode of his short lived passion project as we see a group of nice women go head to head against a team of straight up incels
Join Joel and Erik as we talk mole people, living ventriloquist...
2022-05-171h 10Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 24: A BLACK HOLE CAGE MATCH BROTHER (Clovis Wolfe Manor)OOooo YEaH Zak Bagans, The Ric Flair of the spiritual realm, teams up with a backyard wrestling juggalo and a literal giant of legend in order to investigate the Clovis Wolfe Manor. Stare in wide eyed wonder as Zak talks about light spectrums for nearly an eternity.
Join Joel and Erik as we take a walk down memory lane with some of our favorite characters, and also talk about international vampiric sex battles as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 8: Clovis Wolfe Manor
2022-05-031h 12Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 23: Flash Backs & Orbs (Presented by Arby’s) (Prospect Place)Zak and his boys serve up an old, tepid, orb filled Arby's roast beef sandwich of an episode filmed at one of the least haunted places on earth. Be lulled into a banal beef coma as the boys interview an NPR radio host, Ernest P. Worrell, and the elite spooky strike force S.P.E.C.T.R.E as they try to justify their presence.
Join Erik and Joel as we discuss whether or not you can open a portal to the Dark Carnival if you mix Faygo and animal sacrifice as we review G...
2022-04-191h 03Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 22: Myurkyury (Execution Rocks Lighthouse)Picture in your minds eye, three goth bros and a random almost nude man, sailing on the high seas, synthesized pirate adventure music playing. Slap on some beta abuse and a sad BBQ and now your picturing this episode. Watch in utter confusion as Zak tries to take the series in a new direction with his editing, perhaps due to panicking because there aint no ghosts here.
Join Joel and Erik as we discuss the relative merits of Zak's musical and foley work as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, episode 6: The Execution Rocks Lighthouse
2022-04-051h 04Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 21: Straight Out of Vegas (Linda Vista Hospital)Zak and his fellows are at a spooky abandoned hospital in east L.A. and that east L.A. part scares Zak more than any of the ghosts they meet. Watch in wonder as Zak and Nick hunt a little girl ghost despite numerous clear requests from said ghost to back off, and as a southern TV star steals the hearts of the GAC.
Join Erik and Joel as we talk human ash, Goosebumps, and the secret plotting of the Queer Eye team as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 5: Linda Vista Hospital
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2022-03-221h 02Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 20: The Council Of Zaddys (Old Remington Arms Factory)ZAK (Clap) AARON (CLAP) AND NICK (CLAP) are where THEY MADE BULLETS. Watch in wonder as they talk to a cop cop who is also a ghost cop and as they meet a potential new force in the Paranormal Zaddys universe. Oh and Zak makes everyone get mesothelioma.
Join Erik and Joel as we make elevator pitches for the best haunted reality dating show ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 4; The Old Remington Arms Factory.
2022-03-081h 06Come Fight Me In The DarkCome Fight Me In The Dark Episode 19: Toilet Room Rap Battles (Old Ohio Reformatory)Zak and his boys are back in prison, this time in Ohio! The story is the same, people are getting cooked, and more Zaddy's are being added to the ever expanding Ghost Adventures Ska universe. Watch as Zak consistently makes women uncomfortable, gets dominated by a true alpha, and then gets DOUBLE DOMMED by one badass girl.
Join your intrepid hosts Erik and Joel as we come to terms with out own mortality and posit the question "why WOULD Calvin be pissing on the word incest?" as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, episode 3: The Old Ohio Reformatory
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